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00:00:00All right, listen up, because the mayor's been on my ass about this case.
00:00:04Now, so far, all the evidence we've gathered all point to Diana Coleman.
00:00:10But you're wrong. Diana didn't do it.
00:00:16I'm sorry, you're the janitor.
00:00:19Um...
00:00:19Well, since when the cleaning lady starts solving murder?
00:00:22And if you want to clean up this town, why don't you start by scrubbing the toilets?
00:00:25That's your job.
00:00:28James, tell your girl to shut up when grown-ups are talking.
00:00:32Sure.
00:00:52You sure that's our guy?
00:00:57Jesus, you scared the shit out of me.
00:00:59You know what, your squad are complete idiots.
00:01:01They're turning the victim into the suspect and giving the real perp time to run.
00:01:05That is the killer.
00:01:21You sure you don't want to take the credit?
00:01:23You know, the mayor knows how hard you've been working this past decade.
00:01:27Grinding undercover as an internal affairs intelligence agent.
00:01:30He's been watching you.
00:01:32That's why he is officially appointing you as the new LAPD commissioner.
00:01:38Congratulations.
00:01:39Oh, you have earned this.
00:01:41What?
00:01:43This is like ten times my pay.
00:01:45Yeah.
00:01:47But I can't.
00:01:49James is the one who got that guy he deserves to be made sergeant.
00:01:53He's worked hard for this.
00:01:54And I want to be there for Jenna when she gets into prep school.
00:01:56Can you please tell them that they gave Jenna a full scholarship?
00:01:59I don't want them to know that I'm paying for it.
00:02:02Here.
00:02:07Are you fucking kidding me with this?
00:02:09You have got to stop putting him ahead of yourself.
00:02:13You are ruining your own goddamn career.
00:02:16And James?
00:02:16Oh, we have to have a serious talk about James.
00:02:19No, Dad, stop.
00:02:21James is the one for me.
00:02:23Just...
00:02:24Let's talk later.
00:02:31This is so hot.
00:02:36Honey, I'm home.
00:02:37Good job.
00:02:40I finished the door.
00:02:47Hey, babe.
00:02:48I'm watching a little home video.
00:02:49Next time, I think I want you to punch me with me, however.
00:02:53James, you're sick!
00:02:59Jesus Christ, Karen.
00:03:00Are you eavesdropping on me?
00:03:02Can't I have some privacy in my own home?
00:03:07Heavesdropping?
00:03:09You're watching a sex tape of another woman in our living room.
00:03:12I thought you were the perfect man.
00:03:15But it turns out you're sick and twisted.
00:03:17But using your uniform as a sex toy?
00:03:20You're a disgrace to me and to the badge.
00:03:22You have no right to judge me.
00:03:24How I use my uniform is none of your business.
00:03:27None of my business.
00:03:29I've supported your career from day one, James.
00:03:32Well, I gave Jenna and you a home, and this is how you repay me?
00:03:36Cheating on me with this bitch?
00:03:37That is Marilyn, and she's Jenna's mother.
00:03:39We have a connection, and she provides for me in ways that you never will.
00:03:43You think that I have erectile dysfunction?
00:03:45No.
00:03:46I just can't get it up when I look at you, Caroline.
00:03:50So every time you were tired, you were just saving yourself from Marilyn and your twisted fantasies.
00:03:56You're sick.
00:03:57Fuck you, James.
00:03:59Hey!
00:04:01What is going on?
00:04:04Why don't you tell her that you're cheating on your wife with your ex?
00:04:11What?
00:04:12Ew, what the fuck?
00:04:15Ew, what the fuck?
00:04:16You have no right to judge me, okay?
00:04:18You're just a cleaning lady.
00:04:19All right, you make less than a waitress.
00:04:21If it weren't for us, you'd be homeless.
00:04:23Homeless?
00:04:24Okay, let's talk about homeless, James.
00:04:28Five years ago, you were broke and on the streets.
00:04:32I took you off the streets.
00:04:33I covered your debts.
00:04:35I gave you and Jenna a home.
00:04:39Without me, you would be dead in a gutter.
00:04:42My father was right about me.
00:04:46Oh, God.
00:04:47I guess it's time for me to take off the rest of the glasses.
00:04:50Hey!
00:04:51Don't talk to my dad like that.
00:04:53No one made you choose us.
00:04:55No one forced you and twisted your arm to help us.
00:04:57And don't act like my dad's some charity case, okay?
00:05:01We went from living in your tiny little one-bedroom apartment to this house.
00:05:04And you knew my dad had potential.
00:05:05He's a great cop.
00:05:07And she is my real mom.
00:05:09You could never be anything close to that.
00:05:12You knew.
00:05:14You knew he was cheating and you covered it up.
00:05:18Jenna.
00:05:20I loved you like you were my own daughter.
00:05:23Oh, keep your dirty hands away from me.
00:05:25My dad got a promotion with double pay, so he's totally out of your league now.
00:05:29Plus, I got into prep school with a full scholarship.
00:05:31And if they knew that my mom cleans toilets, I'd be a joke.
00:05:36You know what you are.
00:05:37You're like a screen door in the sun when you...
00:05:40You know, you stuck around, but you don't really add value.
00:05:43You're useless.
00:05:46Useless.
00:05:49James, you don't feel the same way, do you?
00:05:52Yeah.
00:05:54I sure do.
00:06:00James, baby.
00:06:03You left our toys in the office.
00:06:07You left our toys in the office.
00:06:10Wow.
00:06:11Now, Marilyn looks amazing.
00:06:12Hi, Mom.
00:06:14I missed you.
00:06:19Hi, sweetie.
00:06:21It must be Caroline.
00:06:23Nice to meet you.
00:06:25I'm Marilyn.
00:06:27Jamesy's ex-wife.
00:06:29I just brought in some toys.
00:06:34You know?
00:06:35You understand, right?
00:06:37So this is what you've been doing behind my back?
00:06:41Fine.
00:06:42I feel like SNM so much, maybe I should discipline you.
00:06:46What are you doing?
00:06:48Get away from my mom.
00:06:50She is my family.
00:06:51Leave.
00:06:51Nobody wants you here.
00:06:53Oh, wait.
00:06:55Here.
00:06:56Don't forget your bills.
00:06:58Bitch.
00:07:00Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:07:02Caroline.
00:07:04You racked up some debt.
00:07:07No, I...
00:07:09It's because you and Jenna kept running up the cards.
00:07:11I've been covering you for years.
00:07:15Bullshit.
00:07:16Look, they all have your name on it.
00:07:19You've been digging into my paycheck to cover your own ass, haven't you?
00:07:23Look, I'm a really decent guy.
00:07:26You don't have nowhere to go.
00:07:28So you either accept this situation with Marilyn or single on the street.
00:07:33Exactly.
00:07:34My parents were just on a break.
00:07:37You're a home wrecker that took advantage of that.
00:07:39I mean, if it wasn't for my dad, you'd be homeless.
00:07:42So, don't you see, Caroline?
00:07:44We're helping you.
00:07:45Don't be stupid.
00:07:47This is insane.
00:07:49They actually think they're helping me?
00:07:51That all the credit card debts are mine when they're the ones spending the money?
00:07:56No, I don't care if these bills are in my name.
00:07:59I'm not paying it down.
00:08:01Really?
00:08:02So what, you're going to take on the IRS now?
00:08:04I guess you better buy a tent before you sleep on the freeway.
00:08:08You know, you should be on your knees begging for forgiveness.
00:08:10But no!
00:08:10You're too proud.
00:08:12You know, don't say we didn't try to help you when you're dumpster-diving for your dinner.
00:08:16You know what?
00:08:17We'll see who's on the streets after this.
00:08:20Caroline, please.
00:08:22There's no need to be this hostile.
00:08:25Hmm, we can figure something out.
00:08:28You know, James and I, we just have this soul-level connection.
00:08:35You said that you're a little vanilla.
00:08:40There's nothing wrong with that.
00:08:42But I'm just adding a little spice.
00:08:45That's okay.
00:08:46We can share him.
00:08:48Was I talking to you?
00:08:50Was I?
00:09:15Oh, because of this war?
00:09:18You better be careful with your words, Caroline, and learn your place.
00:09:21From now on, you are the maid, the nanny, and the janitor.
00:09:25And you will serve us on your knees.
00:09:28Otherwise, you will not see a fucking dime from me.
00:09:34I don't want your money, James.
00:09:38You can take your card back.
00:09:42I never spent a cent.
00:09:44And for the record, I never wanted your money.
00:09:48I just wanted your love and support.
00:09:50You don't deserve our respect, Caroline.
00:09:52You're a cleaning lady, and you cannot live without me.
00:09:55You will be homeless and buried in debt before long.
00:09:59So don't bite the hand at peach.
00:10:01Exactly.
00:10:02Meanwhile, my dad's career is only rising.
00:10:04The police commissioner has noticed his talent,
00:10:07and he's getting promoted to sergeant soon.
00:10:09No, you won't.
00:10:12No, you won't.
00:10:13Because I am the commissioner.
00:10:19Don't we all love role-playing?
00:10:21But if you're the commissioner, I'm the president of the United States.
00:10:28Soon enough, you'll be on your knees calling me master,
00:10:33begging for forgiveness.
00:10:35Would you stop with the fantasy?
00:10:37What?
00:10:37My career stalled because of you.
00:10:39Because I married some cleaning lady.
00:10:41It was the biggest mistake of my life, and I fucking hate you.
00:10:44Well, I fucking hate you too, James.
00:10:47I never should have given you a chance.
00:10:48That was the biggest mistake of my life.
00:10:50You know what?
00:10:51I'm glad you showed me who you really were.
00:10:55Because now,
00:10:57now I'm taking back everything.
00:11:02Sweetie, we can still make something work.
00:11:06Listen, if you can handle
00:11:08watching us making out in front of you,
00:11:12I'm pretty sure James would let you stay.
00:11:15He likes that kind of thing.
00:11:17Ew!
00:11:17Mom, no!
00:11:18Just stop!
00:11:19Just kick!
00:11:20Her out already.
00:11:21I mean, she could drop dead for all I care.
00:11:23The three of us,
00:11:24we are the real family.
00:11:26She's a nobody.
00:11:28Jenna, I raised you for five years
00:11:30when this woman walked out on both of you.
00:11:34You said that you loved me like a real mom.
00:11:38I guess all of it was fake.
00:11:40Please.
00:11:41My dad was the only one who actually raised me.
00:11:43He worked his ass off.
00:11:45And what did you do?
00:11:46You twiddled a toilet brush
00:11:47and binge-watched Drama Wave all day.
00:11:49I mean, stop living in your fantasy, Caroline.
00:11:52Nobody's coming to save you.
00:11:54I guess I did a pretty bad job of raising you.
00:11:59Otherwise, you wouldn't be such a spineless rat.
00:12:01Did you just call me a rat?
00:12:04Don't worry.
00:12:05Don't worry.
00:12:05I won't get in the way of your happy little family anymore.
00:12:07I'm done.
00:12:09It's not enough for Caroline just to walk away like this.
00:12:12I need her divorce, James, ASAP
00:12:15so I can get my hands on his assets.
00:12:18Caroline!
00:12:19Step right there.
00:12:21Now what?
00:12:22Now what?
00:12:23You can leave
00:12:24but not with those clothes
00:12:26and wearing that jewelry.
00:12:35Yeah.
00:12:36They don't belong to you.
00:12:38Leave them.
00:12:39What?
00:12:40I paid for this myself.
00:12:46Get off of me!
00:12:50Did you just hit my wife?
00:12:54Dad, she's a psycho bitch
00:12:55who's trying to hurt mom.
00:12:56I mean, she needs to be out of our life for good.
00:12:58Divorce her.
00:12:59Please.
00:12:59You want me to divorce her?
00:13:01You want to divorce?
00:13:02Where are the papers?
00:13:03Where are the fucking papers?
00:13:04I'll sign you.
00:13:05Oh!
00:13:15I don't already know.
00:13:21I'm sorry.
00:13:25I don't know.
00:13:26I don't know.
00:13:33We were talking about this.
00:13:34I don't know.
00:13:35Caroline, c'est tout ton truc.
00:13:38Oh, et n'oubliez pas de ton petit peu de toilette.
00:13:43Maintenant, t'es lancé.
00:13:46Mes parents se sont réveillés bientôt,
00:13:49donc nous n'avons pas besoin de toi et de ton janitor
00:13:50qui se détendent dans notre maison.
00:13:52Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:14:03Don't get it out of my sight, Caroline.
00:14:12Cheers to our new chapter!
00:14:16That bitch is gone!
00:14:24Dad, you were right all along.
00:14:27I never should have left home for him.
00:14:33You're welcome to come home anytime.
00:14:38Dad...
00:14:41Okay, not really sure what's going on,
00:14:44but no matter what happens,
00:14:46I'm always on your side,
00:14:48and you'll always be my little girl, okay?
00:14:53Come on, let's get out of here.
00:14:56Come on, sweetie.
00:15:03Okay, I'm not trying to say I told you so,
00:15:05but I saw right through him from day one.
00:15:09And I'm sorry I was so hard on you about the marriage,
00:15:11but I was trying to protect you.
00:15:17He doesn't deserve you, Caroline.
00:15:20And I'm gonna make sure no one ever hurts my daughter like that again, okay?
00:15:25Thank you, Dad.
00:15:27Yeah, it's okay.
00:15:32Dad, thank you.
00:15:34Look, I...
00:15:35Look, I...
00:15:35I know that you mean well,
00:15:37but...
00:15:38this is my mess.
00:15:40I have to clean it up.
00:15:43God, if they ever knew who you really were,
00:15:45they'd never have the balls to treat you like shit.
00:15:49I mean, he was up to his eyeballs in debt when I met him.
00:15:53I thought if he knew who I really was,
00:15:55it would make him so insecure.
00:15:57You're right.
00:15:58I know, I...
00:15:59I never should have dimmed in my light for anyone else.
00:16:03I thought about it.
00:16:07I'm gonna accept the police commission.
00:16:11Yes!
00:16:12That's my girl!
00:16:18I'll take office tomorrow.
00:16:20James, you're in for quite a surprise.
00:16:27Look at us.
00:16:28A perfect happy family.
00:16:29I bet that bitch Caroline is freezing in her underpass right now.
00:16:32Now that she's gone,
00:16:34we don't have to sneak around anymore.
00:16:36Mom's back, Dad's getting promoted,
00:16:38and I'm going off to prep school soon.
00:16:40This is just the best day ever.
00:16:46Talk to me.
00:16:50What?
00:16:51Caroline went to Mark?
00:16:55Caroline didn't rat us south to Mark, did she?
00:16:58If she ruined your promotion,
00:16:59Dad, you're gonna lose your job
00:17:00and I can't go to Air One anymore!
00:17:02You will still get your daily Hayley Bieber smoothie from Air One,
00:17:05but that bitch is trying to ruin me!
00:17:06If she goes to Mark, that's bad.
00:17:08What?
00:17:18What?
00:17:20Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
00:17:22You're still the top performer in Mark's team.
00:17:26He's on your side.
00:17:27Just call him and see what's going on.
00:17:41You're a uniform, Commissioner.
00:17:45You sure you want to do this at the ceremony?
00:17:48It's time for me to get rid of my old baggage.
00:17:51Whether that's my ex-uniform or my ex-husband.
00:17:56I have to look over the past.
00:17:59I need to be my true self.
00:18:09Yeah?
00:18:10Hey, Mark.
00:18:11It's James.
00:18:13Listen, I know that there's been a lot of drama lately, but I just want to make sure that it
00:18:17doesn't reflect poorly on you or their department.
00:18:19I mean, you know me.
00:18:20I am a team player.
00:18:22Oh, that's all right, James.
00:18:23Everything's fine.
00:18:25I just wanted to make sure you were going to be there for the swearing-in ceremony tomorrow.
00:18:30You know, between you and me, the Commissioner herself has a surprise for you.
00:18:34Oh, and she said to make sure you bring the whole family so they can be a part of the
00:18:38big moment.
00:18:41I swear it's going to be something really special.
00:18:45How did he go?
00:18:48Well, I don't want to jinx it, but he invited us to the Commissioner's ceremony and he said to bring
00:18:54my family, so...
00:18:56I think I'm getting promoted!
00:18:58Okay, Dad, that's double the salary, right?
00:19:01Yeah, that's right.
00:19:02James, I never should have left you in the first place.
00:19:06It gave Caroline a chance to slip through the cracks.
00:19:10I was young and scared.
00:19:13I'm sorry that I didn't come back sooner.
00:19:16I never stopped loving you.
00:19:19And now that we're back together as a family, I'm never walking away again.
00:19:24James, let's get married again.
00:19:26Let's do it.
00:19:28You don't worry about that, bitch.
00:19:30You're the only one for me.
00:19:33Tonight, I'm the master in the middle of this leg.
00:19:36Thank you.
00:19:41OMG.
00:19:42Dad, this is so fancy.
00:19:45You know, when your father gets promoted, he'll be like a king around here.
00:19:52Yeah, I guess I am going to be ahead of the hunt show.
00:19:54James!
00:19:56Commissioner handles promotions where it is.
00:19:58You're getting bumped up today.
00:20:00Congrats!
00:20:01Thanks, Ham.
00:20:02But we gotta keep you quiet.
00:20:04I gotta stay low-key.
00:20:06I am so glad Caroline's not here for your big moment, Dad.
00:20:09I mean, imagine bringing her here, a janitor standing right next to you.
00:20:13God!
00:20:13She is so useless.
00:20:15Nothing but dead weight.
00:20:19Our new L.A. PD commissioner will be here in a minute.
00:20:22I want all units on standby.
00:20:23Yes, sir.
00:20:33Your key card, Madam Commissioner.
00:20:37Everything's set.
00:20:41Give me a second, I'm having a really proud moment right now.
00:20:44Thanks, Dad.
00:20:46It's time to give James and his family a little surprise.
00:20:51You know what?
00:20:52I heard the commissioner worked undercover in the department for years.
00:20:56Knows everyone inside and out.
00:20:58For her to invite your whole family.
00:21:02She must like you.
00:21:05You're golden, boy.
00:21:07Oh, don't worry.
00:21:08I was just doing my job.
00:21:10Just doing my job.
00:21:11But you said her?
00:21:13Female undercover police officer.
00:21:15That sounds hot.
00:21:16Her husband must be a lucky guy.
00:21:18I'm kind of jealous.
00:21:19You know, she or my mom,
00:21:20I could shoplift from every store on Rodeo Drive and get away with it.
00:21:23God, that would be so fun.
00:21:24Oh, don't worry, sweetheart.
00:21:26When I get my promotion, you will still be able to do that.
00:21:29The commissioner is going to be here very soon.
00:21:33Our future is in this woman's hands.
00:21:36I am so proud of you, honey.
00:21:39This is your time to shine.
00:21:41I'm so happy that you came back to my life and helped me to dump that useless janitor.
00:21:46I mean, she's just dead weight.
00:21:48Don't worry, Marilyn. I will give you the life that you want.
00:21:51I will give you everything.
00:21:58I don't need your permission to take what's mine.
00:22:03I'm going to take it all.
00:22:04You idiots.
00:22:07Guys, the commissioner is coming in.
00:22:09Can you believe it?
00:22:26James, isn't it funny that the moment you dump Caroline, your career skyrockets?
00:22:33I guess it is pretty crazy that my luck changes the second that she's gone.
00:22:37I mean, the only thing she's good for is scrubbing shit off of toilet bowls.
00:22:40And she thought she was good enough to be my mother.
00:22:42What a joke.
00:22:45I am so glad that we have found each other again.
00:22:49Marilyn, after I get this promotion, we can start playing that dream wedding of ours.
00:22:56Everyone, the commissioner is coming in.
00:22:58Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
00:23:02Salute.
00:23:22Long time no see.
00:23:25What are you doing in a uniform?
00:23:29Wait.
00:23:30You're the commissioner? No.
00:23:33Holy shit. This whole time.
00:23:36Oh.
00:23:37That's right, Detective Hamm.
00:23:39I am.
00:23:40What the hell are you doing here?
00:23:43Oh, I get it.
00:23:44You're a little upset with what we did to you, so you're here playing dress up in a Halloween costume,
00:23:48pretending to be the commissioner.
00:23:49I mean, everybody knows that this is a joke, right?
00:23:52Exactly. Dad said the new commissioner used to be an internal affairs intelligence agent.
00:23:56I mean, hand-picked by the mayor.
00:23:58She solved hundreds of major cases.
00:24:00Sure shit isn't some cleaning lady.
00:24:03Do not ruin the commissioner's celebration, Caroline.
00:24:06This is my family's big day, so leave now or you'll regret it.
00:24:09Leave?
00:24:11Now, why would I leave? This is my office.
00:24:14In fact, I'm the person that you're waiting for.
00:24:19Caroline, I warned you. Now you are officially obstructing the police proceeding.
00:24:22I will place you under arrest.
00:24:23Now, are you sure you really want to arrest your boss?
00:24:29Holy shit. Is that police commissioner's badge? There's only one person that's got a copy of that.
00:24:35I told you she was the new commissioner. Nobody listens to me.
00:24:43No, no, no, no, no. It's clearly fake. I mean, she obviously stole that. She's my ex-wife. She's just
00:24:49a stupid janitor.
00:24:51Everybody else here knows that, right?
00:24:52Well, yeah, because if Caroline was really the commissioner, that would make you an absolute idiot to get rid of
00:24:57her.
00:24:59Now, the real commissioner will be here any second. And when she sees this stunt, she's going to lose her
00:25:04shit.
00:25:05Guys, I need this promotion. So go ahead and get rid of her.
00:25:09Now!
00:25:09Look, aren't you sure?
00:25:12I guess it's got to be. I mean, I'm not taking heat over just a janitor.
00:25:18All right. You know, enough is enough. You're coming with me. You've got to go.
00:25:21Hold on. Before you boys make the biggest mistake of your life, why don't you try swiping this on the
00:25:28door of the commissioner's office?
00:25:31Right? Then you'll see.
00:25:34Word is the commissioner spent years undercover in the headquarters. What if it's really her? She seems awfully sure of
00:25:41herself.
00:25:42Maybe we should just let her try.
00:25:44No, no, no, guys. Why don't we just arrest her already? She's clearly just stalling us.
00:25:49But James, you know, we can't be sure. I mean, she's got the card and the badge and everything.
00:25:54If the card doesn't work and the door doesn't open, then we can cuff her.
00:25:59Ooh. Getting scared?
00:26:02No. Fine. Let's just do it already.
00:26:06Great.
00:26:19You've been pacing for five minutes already. Just swipe the damn card.
00:26:23I'm curious. How are you going to feel when that door opens? Terror? Or regret?
00:26:31God damn it, Caroline. Just cut the crap. It's clear she's a fraud. And she's too scared to even try
00:26:37it.
00:26:38And you stop wasting police time.
00:26:44The commissioner will be here any second.
00:26:46James, I promised you'd come crawling back begging for mercy.
00:26:52Well, when this door opens, I'll make good on that promise.
00:26:56Yeah. If that door actually opens, I will worship your feet and then grovel for your mercy.
00:27:03Yes. Yes, you will.
00:27:08Yes. Yes, you will.
00:27:20See what I'm saying? Go ahead and quit this stupid act. This is not going to win me back.
00:27:25Now go ahead and arrest her before the commissioner gets here. She's wasting police time.
00:27:30You stupid bitch. You just can't accept getting kicked out of our house, can you?
00:27:36Aww, poor Caroline. Homeless and broke. You should have taken up on my offer.
00:27:51What?
00:27:53I swiped the wrong side.
00:28:02Surprise.
00:28:06Swiped the wrong side.
00:28:12Surprise.
00:28:21James, time to get your promise.
00:28:23Uniform, the key card, the whole sort of proves she's the commissioner, right?
00:28:27It has to be. You called it, right?
00:28:29We almost let James destroy our careers.
00:28:32Deb, what if she actually is? After all that awful stuff we said about her?
00:28:36No, no, no, no, no, no. That's not right.
00:28:39She's my ex-wife. She's just a janitor. And she clearly stole that badge.
00:28:44I'd like to know more.
00:28:46Caroline, you shameless whore. You follow me here. You fake that uniform.
00:28:49And you think I'm going to come crawling back to you?
00:28:51Oh, don't think so highly of yourself, James. I'm not here for you. I'm here to work.
00:29:00Caroline.
00:29:02A loser in a costume is still a loser. You can fake your way into having power.
00:29:10Yeah. You can play dress up all you want, but you're still just a janitor.
00:29:15Leave now before my dad locks you up for fake impersonation.
00:29:19All right. I've indulged you a lot long enough.
00:29:24Welcome to my family.
00:29:28Caroline, what the hell do you think you're doing?
00:29:29James, stop her. This champagne's for the commissioner.
00:29:34You two aren't technically divorced yet.
00:29:37So if she ruins this party, it will blow back on you.
00:29:41Caroline, stop. I said stop it now.
00:29:44You're doing this just to get back at me.
00:29:47I told you this is my celebration, including the champagne. I've put it down.
00:29:51For you? The only thing that's for you is a celebration.
00:29:54And we will arrest you.
00:30:00You cuff me and I will have your ass in the silver platter.
00:30:02So try me. How dare you?
00:30:04Shut up, Caroline. And stop lying.
00:30:07That champagne is for the commissioner only.
00:30:09I will say this one last time. The champagne is mine.
00:30:12And I will drink it.
00:30:14You're doing this to embarrass me in front of the commissioner, you bitch.
00:30:24Let go, let go, let go!
00:30:26Don't you dare test me again, James.
00:30:28After everything that you've done, I will make you pay today.
00:30:36You bitch, how dare you hit my dad!
00:30:39Oh, I haven't even started. You haven't seen anything yet.
00:30:53You fucking bitch!
00:30:54I will fucking end you. I'm not going to let you ruin my career!
00:31:03You touch me again, and I will shove your balls to the back of your dirty throat.
00:31:09James, God, are you again?
00:31:10I'll fucking kill you!
00:31:12The commissioner is almost here. Your pathetic little revenge plot ends now.
00:31:17You're right. I am here for revenge.
00:31:22I'm going to make you pay for everything you've done.
00:31:27Wait, is that the official police commissioner's badge?
00:31:31Caroline really is the new commissioner.
00:31:34Good thing we backed off when she told us to.
00:31:38Poor James is in a world of shit.
00:31:40Oh my God, Dad. If she really is the commissioner, we're fucked!
00:31:44James, go! Apologize!
00:31:47Now! I am not going down with you.
00:31:51No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is not real!
00:31:54No, this is a fucked up prank!
00:31:56Five years, and I did nothing but love and respect you.
00:32:01And yet you cheated on me, and you disrespected the badge.
00:32:04So as commissioner, I'm firing you. Effective immediately.
00:32:08No, wait. You do not have that authority.
00:32:11She's not the commissioner.
00:32:12Look at that badge. Look at that uniform. It's all fake.
00:32:16She didn't even do her research.
00:32:18You know, why is her uniform different?
00:32:20Exactly. We've never seen that uniform before.
00:32:23She's impersonating an officer, and she should be arrested.
00:32:26God, you're right. Caroline impersonating law enforcement is a felony.
00:32:30Of course you haven't seen this uniform. It's above your ranking.
00:32:33The mayor had this custom made just for me.
00:32:37Enough of the bullshit. We are sick of your lies.
00:32:40Now arrest her now.
00:32:45Wait.
00:32:46I've seen commissioner Collins wear that exact same thing before.
00:32:51Well, looks like Ham is the only detective deserving of a promotion here.
00:32:57Are you sure that that's not the commissioner's uniform?
00:33:00Well, not 100%, but it looks legit.
00:33:04But why not call Collins?
00:33:06If she's really the commissioner, he'd know.
00:33:09Yeah, you're right. Collins will not put up with this bullshit.
00:33:12Caroline, you're about to be in a world of shit.
00:33:14I'm calling Chief Deputy Collins, and he's gonna bury you.
00:33:17Be my guest.
00:33:19Yes, Chief Collins?
00:33:20Yeah, this is James.
00:33:22We have somebody impersonating the commissioner, and I think you should come take a look.
00:33:27What? We can't have this in our precinct. Detain her immediately. I'm on my way.
00:33:33Chief Collins will be here any minute, and soon we'll expose all your lies.
00:33:38Fine. Let's wait and see.
00:33:40James, lock her up already.
00:33:43The commissioner and Mark will be here any minute, and if they see this mess, it will be on you.
00:33:50You better divorce her, and distance yourself, because she will ruin you.
00:33:55You're absolutely right. I do need to divorce her immediately.
00:34:00I need you all to go stall Mark and the commissioner. I'll handle this.
00:34:03Good idea. I'll see what we can do.
00:34:06Hope you know what you're doing, James.
00:34:11Here's the divorce agreement. Sign it.
00:34:13Do you have any idea what divorcing me actually means?
00:34:16Means I'm finally gonna be free. Free from your crazy ass.
00:34:20Caroline, I know why you met Mark yesterday. You were trying to tank my dad's promotion.
00:34:24Thankfully, the commissioner was smart enough to see right through your lunacy.
00:34:27Caroline, James took care of you for five years. And this is how you repay him? That's slow, even for
00:34:35someone like you.
00:34:40All right, Smith.
00:34:42Chief!
00:34:45Thank God you're here, Chief.
00:34:47I'm sorry about the mess, but it's my ex-wife. She's just...
00:34:50I'll arrest her immediately.
00:34:53All right, just relax. I'll handle her. She's right there.
00:34:57You mean handle me, Chief? Why don't you take a good look? Tell them who I really am.
00:35:07You're...
00:35:10Lady, I don't know who the hell you are. You got some brass balls on you sitting in that commissioner's
00:35:15chair wearing our uniform and badge. Get your ass out of there. Whatever this is you're doing, you're done.
00:35:22What? Wait, you mean you really don't know who I am?
00:35:25Cut the act, Caroline.
00:35:26You know, if you really are the commissioner, why does the Chief not know who you are?
00:35:38And who the hell cracked that open? That was meant for the commissioner.
00:35:42I did, of course. Because I am the commissioner.
00:35:46You?
00:35:48Chief, do not listen to her. She's just my ex-wife. She's some crazy cleaning lady and she's just doing
00:35:53all this just to get back with me.
00:35:54You're a real nut job, lady. Clean up that champagne tower before the real commissioner gets here. Now, make it
00:36:00snappy or I'll make sure you rot in prison.
00:36:04I don't like your tone very much. Chief, are you sure you don't want to verify who I am?
00:36:10Yeah, sure. Chief here has been overseeing every LAPD appointment for the last eight years. He knows this place inside
00:36:16and out.
00:36:16Just face it, Caroline, you're done for.
00:36:19Okay, last eight years. That makes sense that you don't know me. I went undercover ten years ago.
00:36:27Are you kidding me? Hell, you're not even 30. You want me to believe you've been undercover for the last
00:36:33ten years?
00:36:34Don't listen to her, Chief. She's just my crazy ex-wife ever since I dumped her.
00:36:37She's been acting all crazy and pulling this crazy shit. Why don't we just arrest her already?
00:36:41Collins, as the new commissioner, I'd advise you to think very carefully before making the next move.
00:36:49They say the new commissioner went on an undercover assignment ten years ago. I never did meet her. What if?
00:36:56Do not listen to her. She's playing mind games right now.
00:37:02Totally. She can't stand that my parents are back together and my dad's getting a promotion.
00:37:06Exactly.
00:37:08That makes sense. Harrison, arrest her.
00:37:14Collins, the system doesn't lie, right? So run my name and then we'll see the truth.
00:37:22Lady, this is a waste of my time. I think I know a liar when I see one.
00:37:27If I don't belong here, then how did I even get in? This floor is personnel only. Badge verified.
00:37:35Shit. You know, she's right. Security on this level is airtight. The only way you could have gotten in here
00:37:42is if...
00:37:43Collins, she obviously stole it. She's been a cleaning lady here for ten years.
00:37:47You know, James, I'm sorry. Better safe than sorry. Harrison, take her the iPad and have her enter in her
00:37:53badge number.
00:37:54Every officer on the force is in that system, even ones who have been undercover.
00:37:59So if you are the commissioner, prove it.
00:38:05Let's find out.
00:38:25Well, it looks like your scam is finally up. Now put your hands behind your back.
00:38:30Shit. That crazy bitch almost had me.
00:38:34I see. Your clearance level is too low to access my information.
00:38:38Would you stop lying, you crazy bitch?
00:38:40Collins, let's give you a minute to handle some personal business and then arrest her.
00:38:45Alright, James. But make it snappy. I want this whole thing wrapped up before the commissioner gets here.
00:38:50Now sign the damn divorce papers. You ruined my life once, and I have a bright future.
00:38:55So I'm not going to let you ruin anything.
00:38:56I ruined you. I saved you from the streets when you and your daughter couldn't afford fast food.
00:39:03I got you this job. I paid your bills. I fought for your career.
00:39:09And you? Well, you ran back to this whore who left you with nothing.
00:39:15So tell me, how exactly did I ruin you?
00:39:18Would you stop taking credit for my success?
00:39:20I busted my ass to get where I am, and you did nothing.
00:39:24I did everything.
00:39:25Let me be clear, James. I told Mark to promote you.
00:39:29I did everything. You would be on the streets without me.
00:39:34You see what I'm saying? She's lost her mind. She thinks Mark takes orders from her.
00:39:39It's pathetic. This is a sad, desperate attempt for you to stay off the streets.
00:39:45What's next, Caroline? You'll fire James if he upsets you?
00:39:51Actually, yes. I can, and I will.
00:39:56Oh, God. You're not going to prison. You're going to a psych ward.
00:39:59Stop lying. Everyone here knows you're a joke.
00:40:02You know what? I guess I am a joke.
00:40:05I wasted years of my life on an ungrateful husband and his vicious little brat.
00:40:10Yeah, whatever. Just sign the damn divorce papers because Collins is waiting to arrest you.
00:40:15Don't worry. I will. And then I'll have nothing to do with you again.
00:40:20Actually, hold on.
00:40:22What is it, James?
00:40:24This is an addendum.
00:40:26Sign it, too. That way your debts stay your debts and my dad's assets belong to us only and you
00:40:32can't take a penny.
00:40:34Five years, Jenna.
00:40:38Five years. I've wasted.
00:40:40My God, I should have just gotten a dog. At least it would be loyal.
00:40:44My dad busted his ass for his money and you're just a parasite loser that latched onto him so you
00:40:49can fuck off.
00:40:51Wake up, idiot. Your dad's paycheck won't even cover the interest of his debts.
00:40:57You mean your debts? I paid mine.
00:41:00No, no. I don't have any debts. That was all you. For five years, I paid those bills every single
00:41:07month.
00:41:10You should ask him. You know, the worst you can do is say no.
00:41:15Director Mark, James is here. Can we hand him his promotion papers?
00:41:21Promotion papers? Have you met Caroline?
00:41:25Caroline. Caroline. I know it.
00:41:30Shit. Do you think Mark and the commissioner know about the Champagne Tower? What are we gonna do?
00:41:35Oh, uh, James and her, they're having a friendly little chat.
00:41:42Friendly? Don't tell me Caroline went soft again on that bastard.
00:41:47Fine. Take the papers and be Caroline's backup. I'll be right there.
00:41:52Yeah.
00:41:54You are a cleaning lady. How could I possibly have more debt than you?
00:41:58You can't even take care of yourself and you're trying to say that you can take care of me?
00:42:01The debts are all yours, okay? So stop stalling and sign the damn papers.
00:42:08James, you are a high school dropout with zero qualifications.
00:42:13How do you think you got that badge? Because it sure as hell wasn't through hard work.
00:42:19I got here from pure hard work and you're just some crazy bitch that's trying to take credit for my
00:42:23success.
00:42:24All right. I'll sign the papers. But...
00:42:29Don't come crying to me later.
00:42:39Thank God.
00:42:41Fine.
00:42:49Good job, honey.
00:42:51I'm so proud of you.
00:42:53I've raised you well.
00:42:55Finally.
00:42:57All the money and the shopping.
00:42:59I wonder where we should go.
00:43:02The police commissioner is waiting for us.
00:43:05Everyone with me.
00:43:08All right. Mark's on his way.
00:43:11I hope you're ready to face the consequences of your actions, James.
00:43:15Spare me.
00:43:17Collins is about to cart your ass to jail and the commissioner will be here any minute to give me
00:43:22my promotion in person.
00:43:24Wow. She's really Delulo. She thinks she can boss around the director.
00:43:30Chief Collins, we're done here. I'll let you take it from here.
00:43:38Harrison, let's take her in.
00:43:41Wait, stop.
00:43:47Mark just gave you the order.
00:43:52Wait.
00:43:54Mark just gave the order.
00:43:56What order?
00:43:58He said he wants us to be Caroline's back.
00:44:05He's on his way.
00:44:06Caroline's back.
00:44:07What does she need backup for?
00:44:09So she can actually order Mark around?
00:44:11Wait, what is the deal with you and director Mark?
00:44:13Just wait.
00:44:14He'll explain everything.
00:44:16Wait, so Mark?
00:44:18He's coming here under his earning cord for you.
00:44:22There's gotta be something else going on.
00:44:24Were you cheating on me this entire time?
00:44:26Don't worry about it, James. Look at what I got here.
00:44:30Mark told me to bring you promotion papers.
00:44:34You're still his golden boy.
00:44:37Well, yeah.
00:44:39Really?
00:44:40Yeah.
00:44:42See for yourself, Sergeant James.
00:44:47Baby, you did it.
00:44:49You're officially a sergeant.
00:44:53This is the best day ever.
00:44:55My dad gets promoted and we're finally done with this bitch.
00:44:59Don't you think the party's a little premature?
00:45:02Without Mark's official approval, that's as good as toilet paper.
00:45:08Are you stupid and blind?
00:45:10It clearly says promoted to sergeant.
00:45:12Right.
00:45:14Straight from the committee.
00:45:16Mark couldn't nullify this, even if he paid.
00:45:19Forget about her, James.
00:45:22Now, when you're officially divorced, let's think about our wedding.
00:45:27I don't worry, babe.
00:45:28That'll happen soon.
00:45:29This cleaning lady is so beneath me.
00:45:33I'm so glad that I dumped her.
00:45:37James.
00:45:38What goes around comes around.
00:45:40I hope you know what's coming.
00:45:42Dad, just ignore this bitch.
00:45:45We'll be getting rich while she rots in prison.
00:45:49So smug and so stupid.
00:45:52Cut the bullshit, Caroline. You're done.
00:45:54Now, based on Ham's word alone, are you really sure about this promotion?
00:46:00What the hell are you playing at?
00:46:01I mean, Ham's just a detective.
00:46:04He's not authorized to make appointments.
00:46:07That comes from Mark himself.
00:46:09So unless Mark says your name, that promotion means nothing.
00:46:14You know, she's kind of right.
00:46:16But how the hell does she know our appointment protocols?
00:46:20Because I created it.
00:46:31Wait, does that mean she can actually be the commissioner?
00:46:36No, no. Mark's busy. So he asked me to bring the appointment papers and announce it.
00:46:46Huh. Did Mark really say that?
00:46:49No.
00:46:50Let's, let's call him and find out.
00:46:53Caroline, stop already. You are making a fool of yourself.
00:46:57You know, Ham wouldn't be here without Mark's blessing.
00:46:59So, I mean, God, I hate desperate people. You are literally giving me the air.
00:47:05Exactly.
00:47:07How would a clueless toilet scrubber know anything about police hire her?
00:47:13She just can't stand that I'm moving up in the world while she's hitting right bottom.
00:47:17After all, she is going to jail.
00:47:19You are so right, honey.
00:47:22She spends her day toilet scrubbing, so of course she doesn't know how the real world works.
00:47:30I'm so glad that you're divorced now.
00:47:33Caroline, maybe you should toss away your toilet brush and get a little taste of the real world.
00:47:41And yet you're the one who married the toilet scrubber, right?
00:47:45Spending all that time at rock bottom with you, I learned a lot of valuable lessons.
00:47:50Shut up already!
00:47:55Oh, it's Mark. He's probably calling to congratulate me.
00:48:00Dad, put her on speaker. Let her hear it. Might as well expose her little act.
00:48:05Mark, I just want to say thank you for trusting me, sir.
00:48:08I just got handed the promotion papers.
00:48:11James, listen carefully. Your promotion is suspended.
00:48:21Uh, what, Mark? No, no. You just gave me the promotion papers. Why would you suspend it immediately?
00:48:27I only had him bring the papers over for storage. I never authorized anything.
00:48:34Okay. Yeah, I got it.
00:48:37I will be there shortly. Stay where you are.
00:48:40Yes, sir.
00:48:42What happened with Mark? Why is your promotion getting suspended?
00:48:46Ugh, please, God, no more drama. I mean, this is all her fault.
00:48:50No, Mark is on his way here right now to tell me in person.
00:48:55Well, like I said, Mark won't promote you without me authorizing it.
00:49:00You know, just shut up, Caroline. Mark wouldn't be making a personal appearance if he didn't respect my dad.
00:49:06Exactly. James was the star auxiliary officer. And the commissioner asked ourselves to come in here for a special surprise
00:49:18so he will get promoted.
00:49:22Don't get ahead of yourselves. I told Mark to come. Believe it or not, everything in this world doesn't revolve
00:49:29around you.
00:49:29Stop talking about it. When Mark gets you, I'll arrest you in front of him. You're done.
00:49:35Dad, it's been an hour. I mean, who is the commissioner anyways? And what is this big surprise?
00:49:40The answer to both of those questions is me.
00:49:48You? Caroline? Stop the act already. I'm not coming back to you.
00:49:55I mean, stop dreaming, Caroline. The commissioner is a renowned internal affairs intelligence agent.
00:50:01The mayor kisses her ass.
00:50:04I married you because you seem sweet and innocent. But the reality is, you're one of the most deranged bitches
00:50:10I have ever met in my life.
00:50:12And you'll make a very nice addition to Skid Row.
00:50:15Aww, poor little Caroline. She can't accept the fact that I'm a better woman than her.
00:50:26I guess her shock must have broken her. That's why she's acting so crazy.
00:50:32Alright, you clearly don't buy it. Go ahead and call Mark.
00:50:40Oh, Commissioner Caroline. Should I bow to your feet right now?
00:50:46Walk faster. Let's not keep Caroline waiting.
00:50:49So, Commissioner, what's the order?
00:50:51Are you going to have Mark fire me on the spot?
00:50:54Yeah, are you going to get me kicked out of prep school, too?
00:50:56Ooh, I'm dying, you know.
00:50:59What about me, Commissioner? What is my punishment?
00:51:04Enjoy your little show while you can.
00:51:07When Mark gets here, it's over.
00:51:09Ooh, I can't wait!
00:51:13James, get your ass out here, now!
00:51:19What the hell is going on?
00:51:22Sir, where's the commission? I was going to escort you guys in.
00:51:32Are you okay? He didn't hurt you, did he?
00:51:36Hey, no, I'm fine.
00:51:41Why is she acting so cozy with the director?
00:51:44Is she his side piece or something?
00:51:46Hey, you shut that hole in your face.
00:51:48This is the commissioner's swearing in ceremony.
00:51:51Show some goddamn respect.
00:51:54No, no, no, Mark, Mark, you got it all wrong.
00:51:56She's got the fake uniform and badge.
00:51:59She's impersonating the commissioner and we were just about to arrest her.
00:52:02Are you out of your fucking mind?
00:52:05You're going to arrest Caroline?
00:52:08She means everything to me.
00:52:09You lay a finger on her and I will destroy you.
00:52:13Why do you care about her so much?
00:52:17You two are sleeping together, aren't you?
00:52:21You watch your mouth, boy.
00:52:24I told you when he arrived, you'd be finished.
00:52:28Dad, Caroline's been cheating on you with the director this whole time, but she's still trying to gaslight and guilt
00:52:32trip you about mom?
00:52:34You're right.
00:52:35It looks like the cleaning lady found herself a sugar daddy.
00:52:38A cheating scumbag and an ungrateful brat.
00:52:41You have abused Caroline for five years and today I'm going to make you pay for it.
00:52:47Wait, Mark. This is a personal problem between me and her. You cannot abuse your power to help her.
00:52:52Fine then. Yeah. Let's do official business first. Hand me that promotion paper.
00:53:02James, as director of the LAPD, I hereby revoke your promotion effective immediately.
00:53:14You are abusing your power. You do not have the authority to do this.
00:53:18Chief, aren't you going to say something?
00:53:20Hey, Mark. He's right. A committee made this decision and you don't have the power to override it.
00:53:28The commissioner delegated me. And Collins, back off James Kacer. I'll have you answer to the commissioner yourself. How's that?
00:53:39Gee, aren't you going to help me?
00:53:42I'm sorry, James. There's nothing I can do. He's got the backing of the commissioner and you may have barked
00:53:50up the wrong tree on this one. I have to go.
00:54:01Carolyn, you fucking bitch. Seducing older men and calling me the cheater? No wonder you wanted that divorce so quick.
00:54:08You found yourself a sugar daddy.
00:54:10Wow, all these years acting all warm and righteous, but really you were just a snake all along, huh?
00:54:15You were quite the actress, Caroline. Acting all hurt when James dumped you. But you were already sleeping your way
00:54:24to the top.
00:54:25All makes sense now. Mark's side piece gets special treatment.
00:54:31Exactly. Mark wouldn't protect her for nothing.
00:54:35My relationship with Mark is none of your business.
00:54:39None of my business? We were married for five years and you call me the cheater? This guy's old enough
00:54:44to be your father.
00:54:45I guess you'll just sleep with anything that's old and has authority.
00:54:49James, you watch your fucking mouth or I will beat you fucking senseless.
00:54:56What? Hierarchy aside, you've been wooded for 20 years. I guess you found yourself a sugar baby. Congratulations.
00:55:05Goddamn that felt good. Everybody look, he's hitting me to cover up for his mistress. Definitely reporting this to the
00:55:15commissioner.
00:55:16I'm warning you. You say one more word to slander my daughter and I swear by God and Sonny, Jesus,
00:55:23I will have every officer here use you for fucking target practice.
00:55:27Your daughter?
00:55:34That daughter my fucking ass. More like daddy's little side piece.
00:55:39Mark, if she was really your daughter, why don't you have the same last name?
00:55:43Hey Caroline, I mean we were married for five years and you never once talked about your father.
00:55:48And now he shows up and he's the director of the LAPD?
00:55:52What kind of shit show are you running here?
00:55:55Dude, I've known Mark forever. He's never mentioned anything about a daughter.
00:55:59Something smells as fishy as seven day old tuna here.
00:56:02Who says I have to take my father's last name?
00:56:05It's the 21st century. I took my mom so what?
00:56:09Spare me the bullshit. You've been screwing this old fucker Bahama back this entire time.
00:56:14I bet you couldn't wait to dump me so you can go play house with daddy.
00:56:17Dad's right. You only married him to cover up your nasty little affair.
00:56:21You played us all.
00:56:22I am so sick and tired of this horse shit.
00:56:26Throw these losers out on their asses.
00:56:28Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:56:29You cannot throw us out like garbage.
00:56:31The commissioner invited us here herself.
00:56:34I'm gonna get that promotion and your asses are gonna be in a shit load of shit.
00:56:38I'm sorry, are you still dreaming about that promotion?
00:56:41It's time to wake up.
00:56:44The commissioner already promised James his badge.
00:56:49So when she gets here, we will tell her all about your sick little relationship.
00:56:56Thank you for reminding me. The commissioner did want you to have this and I personally made some adjustments myself
00:57:05for your situation.
00:57:06Dad, these must be your promotion papers. They're gonna be sergeant.
00:57:10Honey, congrats. Please remember what you promised me.
00:57:16Oh, well, I always keep my promises.
00:57:19Okay, well, come on already. Open them.
00:57:21Okay, wait, wait.
00:57:24What the actual fuck? Termination notice.
00:57:29What kind of show is it?
00:57:32You did this.
00:57:34You backstabbing bitch.
00:57:35I told you before, you're fired, asshole. Effective immediately.
00:57:40Boss, come on. Mark, please, please.
00:57:43You know, I've worked my ass off for the last five years.
00:57:47I'm a good cop. The commissioner wouldn't throw me out like this.
00:57:51Caroline is pulling strings and you're letting her get away with it.
00:57:54You cheated on your wife and embarrassed the entire department.
00:57:57You broke every rule in the book.
00:58:00I'm letting you off easy. Getting canned? I mean, come on, that's the least you deserve.
00:58:08I'm reporting both your asses to the commissioner. I want to talk to the commissioner right fucking now.
00:58:13Regardless of what the commissioner says.
00:58:16I am director of the LAPD and I am telling you, James, you're fucking fired.
00:58:23How many times do I have to tell you to take the trash out?
00:58:26No, no, this is an abuse of power.
00:58:29No, no, no.
00:58:29I want to talk to the commissioner.
00:58:32Stop it, bitch!
00:58:33I want my revolution!
00:58:34You still buying my daughter's scout cookies?
00:58:43Well, this is settled for now, but knowing that piece of shit, he's not going to give up that easy.
00:58:49I'm being generous, just firing him. If he doesn't let it go, then I'll escalate the case.
00:58:58This is all your fault! You stupid bitch! If I hadn't been seduced by you, I would still have my
00:59:04job!
00:59:06Dad, stop! You're going to kill mom! Please, you're...
00:59:15I just lost my job! What am I going to do? I want to be homeless again!
00:59:19Baby, but you know I love you so much! Oh my god, fuck!
00:59:23It has to be Caroline! She's completely destroying us!
00:59:27That's true, dad. We just need to find the commissioner and tell her about this whole situation, and that's the
00:59:32only way we can get revenge and get our life back.
00:59:34But we don't even know her last name! How are we going to do that?
00:59:40Wait a minute. I know who could help us! Miss Lane! The mayor's wife!
00:59:48What are you talking about?
00:59:50The mayor! William Kane's birthday is in two days! And Miss Lane is joining this huge party!
00:59:57The commissioner is going to be there! We're going to crush the party, and we're going to tell her all
01:00:04about this little two!
01:00:05Holy shit, mom! That's brilliant! And then when the commissioner finds out about all of this, dad will get his
01:00:10job back and get promoted to sergeant!
01:00:12Exactly. Marilyn, I love you. I'm so sorry for choking you, but you help me get my job back, I
01:00:18promise I'll make it up to you big time.
01:00:20We're family, James. I would do anything for you.
01:00:24Thank you. God, I love you.
01:00:29Love? Please.
01:00:30More like I need access to that bank account to cover my debts.
01:00:38Who's that?
01:00:39Hello? Is this Jenna Smith?
01:00:41Yeah, that's me.
01:00:42Miss Smith, I regret to tell you that your stepmothers halted tuition payments.
01:00:48Unfortunately, we have to let your placement go.
01:00:51Wait, tuition? I thought I had a full scholarship! You can't just kick me out!
01:00:55Oh, uh, no. No. I'm sorry. That was a white lie. Miss Carolyn Johnson offered to pay double tuition to
01:01:04get you enrolled. Without that, you actually aren't quite qualified to attend.
01:01:14They just kicked me out! This is the worst day ever!
01:01:18No, no, no, no, no. Don't cry, baby girl. Look, look, look, there's gotta be a mistake. Like...
01:01:22I mean, she's just a cleaning lady. How does she not have money for tuition?
01:01:25Il faut que Caroline f***ing avec nous encore !
01:01:28Nous devons qu'ils n'aideraient ces bastards avant qu'ils complètement détruisent nous !
01:01:32Qu'est-ce que ça ?
01:01:33Qu'est-ce que ça ?
01:01:33Je veux juste que je vais à l'hômer pour moi. Je vais essayer d'arriver, je vous promets.
01:01:37Ok !
01:01:45Jésus !
01:01:46Qu'est-ce que vous faites dans ma maison ?
01:01:48C'est bon, c'est bon.
01:01:49Nous voulons juste qu'à ce que personne n'a jamais messes avec vous encore.
01:01:52Et depuis maintenant, je suis assis de protection de l'hômer 24-7.
01:01:57Dad, c'est bon, je n'ai besoin de baby-sitters.
01:01:59C'est tout ma faute.
01:02:02Je n'étais pas là pour toi quand tu as besoin de me.
01:02:05Et c'est pourquoi j'ai l'hômer pour toi, et je vous promets, je ne vais jamais laisser ça
01:02:08encore.
01:02:10Dad, je sais que j'ai l'hômer, mais je ne peux pas vivre ma vie comme un prisonnier.
01:02:15Please.
01:02:16Caroline, please, juste...
01:02:18Non, Dad, non, je vais à l'hômer de la journée aujourd'hui, alone.
01:02:21No bodyguards.
01:02:24Caroline.
01:02:25No.
01:02:27Caroline, wait !
01:02:34Oh, honey !
01:02:38This is my house, you can't just take it from me !
01:02:44Well, at least tell me what the fuck is going on !
01:02:46James Smith, right ?
01:02:48Your medical bills and credit cards are way past their due date.
01:02:51Bank hat has come to seize the property, so yeah, you can pack your stuff and get lost, thank you.
01:02:56No, you have it wrong, those are my ex-wife's debts, they're not mine.
01:03:00Funny, cause your name is all over the bills here.
01:03:05Looks like your saint of an ex-wife's been covering your ass for the last five years.
01:03:09Looks like the gravy train's finally come to a screeching halt.
01:03:12Choo-choo !
01:03:17Jesus Christ, what's up with all these bills ?
01:03:21Is that why you came back to me ?
01:03:23I had no idea, Caroline was covering for me.
01:03:26Dad, you lost your job in our house, we're gonna be homeless !
01:03:30We're not getting home.
01:03:30I did not sign up to be broke and homeless with you, James !
01:03:36I'm out !
01:03:39Mom !
01:03:41I'm out !
01:03:44Mom, you can't leave us again, please !
01:03:46Babe, please, please !
01:03:47We used to have the mayor's party !
01:03:49We will rat Caroline and mark out to the mayor !
01:03:51I'll be back on the force, everything will be fine !
01:03:54Mom, just give dad one more shot !
01:03:56Fine !
01:03:56Last chance !
01:03:58But if you don't figure out your shit, I'm done for good !
01:04:12Wow !
01:04:13Caroline, I am so thrilled that you can make it !
01:04:16And thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for everything that you've done for the last 10 years !
01:04:21I know it wasn't easy !
01:04:22You were my guest of honor tonight !
01:04:24You're too kind, sir !
01:04:25It's an honor to serve my country, just doing my job !
01:04:29You know, there's a lot of people from City Hall here !
01:04:32It would be my pleasure to introduce you !
01:04:34I don't want to divulge into politics !
01:04:36But please enjoy your evening with your guests !
01:04:39Very well then !
01:04:40I'll be around if you need me !
01:04:42Anything !
01:04:43Thank you, sir !
01:04:44And happy birthday !
01:04:46Thank you !
01:04:46Right this way, Commissioner !
01:04:56Oh my god !
01:04:58Jesus, this place is insane !
01:05:01As long as the Commissioner is here, I am not finished yet !
01:05:03James, Miss Lane loves me !
01:05:06I've been kissing her ass for years now !
01:05:09So, she'll get us in front of the Commissioner, no problem !
01:05:22Hey, what are you doing here ?
01:05:26Hey, what are you doing here ?
01:05:28Hey, what are you doing here ?
01:05:30You bitch !
01:05:31You ruined our lives yesterday, yet you had the nerve to show up here !
01:05:35Still can't get over my man, you pathetic little whore !
01:05:40Makes me sick even looking at you !
01:05:43Oh, stop flattering yourself !
01:05:45I don't need your permission to be here, I was invited !
01:05:49Invited ?
01:05:50You ?
01:05:51This is Mr. Lane's party, and we are VIP guests !
01:05:56The Commissioner will be here too !
01:05:57My dad is going to report you and Mark !
01:06:00Let's see if the Commissioner takes you seriously !
01:06:02We know the Mayor's wife personally !
01:06:05She will believe us !
01:06:07Funny !
01:06:08So do I !
01:06:10Let's see how you plan on reporting me !
01:06:11Listen Caroline, I do not care if you're Mark's mistress or his daughter !
01:06:14He cannot protect you if he's not here !
01:06:17Don't waste your breath, James !
01:06:19Come on !
01:06:20Miss Lane's waiting !
01:06:30All right guys, the Commissioner's gonna be here so we gotta find her now !
01:06:34Names ?
01:06:35May I see your invitation please ?
01:06:38May I see your invitation please ?
01:06:43Oh, you're Mrs. Lane's guest !
01:06:45She specifically emphasized we should take excellent care of you !
01:06:49Ah !
01:06:51James, when Miss Lane arrives, she'll introduce you to the Commissioner !
01:07:08Hey !
01:07:09Show me your invitation !
01:07:14My goodness !
01:07:16The Mayor's VIP guest !
01:07:18Right this way !
01:07:19What ?
01:07:20How did a janitor get on the Mayor's radar ?
01:07:22And a VIP guest ?
01:07:24She's sleeping with Mark !
01:07:26He obviously gave her that invitation !
01:07:29Absolutely !
01:07:30We have to get the slut out of here before she ruins the whole party !
01:07:34Listen, you cannot let her in !
01:07:35She's my ex-wife and she's crazy !
01:07:37Just a janitor !
01:07:38She would never make it on the invitation for the Mayor !
01:07:40Yeah, I guess that makes sense !
01:07:42And you are Mrs. Lane's VIP guest !
01:07:45So, I'm gonna follow their lead !
01:07:48Ma'am, you don't belong here !
01:07:51Please leave !
01:07:54I would be very careful, Miss !
01:07:56The Mayor will be furious if you bounce his VIP guest !
01:07:59Caroline, enough !
01:08:01Just because you're sleeping with Mark does not make you untouchable !
01:08:03So, now what ?
01:08:04You're just cosying up to the Mayor ?
01:08:06Get out !
01:08:06Before you're thrown out !
01:08:08You better back down before I lose my temper !
01:08:10I will not go easy on you this time !
01:08:12Stop the act !
01:08:14Mark's not here to protect you !
01:08:16Where can I report you and Mark to the Commissioner ?
01:08:21I am the Commissioner !
01:08:22And I'm not gonna tell you again !
01:08:25You're still acting ?
01:08:27Well, everybody here is a cop !
01:08:29Do you guys recognize her ?
01:08:30No !
01:08:31I don't recognize her at all !
01:08:33Never seen her before !
01:08:35I've been undercover for 10 years !
01:08:37Of course, no one from HQ recognizes me !
01:08:39Go ahead, ask the Mayor !
01:08:43I do not have time for this !
01:08:45Enough of these childish games !
01:08:46Alright !
01:08:47You're just Mark's side piece !
01:08:48That's the only reason that you are not locked up right now !
01:08:51Mark's mistress ?
01:08:52Such a big age gap !
01:08:54Gross !
01:08:55If the Commissioner finds out, she'll definitely fire Mark !
01:08:58She is just my crazy ex-stepmom !
01:09:01She got my dad fired !
01:09:02And now she's following him here to harass them !
01:09:05She's an absolute psycho !
01:09:08James is remarrying me !
01:09:12Very soon !
01:09:13So stop chasing him !
01:09:15Or people will start calling you !
01:09:17The home record !
01:09:19I think we both know who the home record is here !
01:09:23Don't listen to her mom !
01:09:25She is just bitter that we're a happy family again !
01:09:28A total gold digger !
01:09:29You destroyed my promotion yesterday !
01:09:32And what ?
01:09:32You came here to ruin the party too ?
01:09:34I have had it with you in my life !
01:09:36Throw her out now !
01:09:40You do not work for them !
01:09:43Ok ? You work for the mayor !
01:09:44If you do anything that these clowns tell you to do, you're out of a job !
01:09:47Do it !
01:09:48Kick her out !
01:09:48I will deal with any problems !
01:09:51Don't !
01:09:54We're Miss Lane's people !
01:09:57You cross us and you cross her !
01:10:01I suggest you be very smart about this !
01:10:04Alright ma'am !
01:10:06I'm gonna have to ask you to leave !
01:10:07Hi !
01:10:08William !
01:10:09I'm so sorry to bother you !
01:10:11But there's been a bit of a situation !
01:10:14I'm in the banquet hall !
01:10:16I need you to come here right away !
01:10:19Wait !
01:10:20She knows the mayor personally ?
01:10:23Is she actually ?
01:10:27Are you kidding me ?
01:10:29She's just a janitor !
01:10:31Caroline sweetie !
01:10:32Just go !
01:10:33We'll let this slide !
01:10:35Mark is not going in here to protect you and save you tonight !
01:10:39The mayor's on his way !
01:10:41It's time to put all this to waste !
01:10:42Only Mr. Lane's VIP guests get his personal attention !
01:10:46Her status must be extraordinary !
01:10:49Wait !
01:10:50In LA the only person who gets his reception is the commissioner !
01:10:54What ?
01:10:55Could she really be the commissioner ?
01:10:57I guess it makes sense !
01:10:58No one can recognize her !
01:10:59She's been undercover this whole time !
01:11:01Do not buy her lies !
01:11:03She doesn't know Mr. Lane !
01:11:04The mayor's gonna personally throw out this fraud when he gets here !
01:11:07Keep talking James !
01:11:08In about two minutes you're gonna be eating this waste !
01:11:11I don't have time for this nonsense !
01:11:13Throw her out now or I'll arrest you too !
01:11:15Don't you dare touch me !
01:11:17Unless you wanna lose your jobs !
01:11:19Stop embarrassing yourself Caroline !
01:11:22James replaced you with me !
01:11:27Because you were just a worthless cleaning lady !
01:11:31Nothing more than that !
01:11:35I've shown you a lot of mercy !
01:11:37But look at me !
01:11:38If you keep pushing me !
01:11:40It's over !
01:11:40I'm gonna destroy every single one of you !
01:11:43Enough !
01:11:44Mark is not here to protect you !
01:11:46Time to put you where you belong !
01:11:47Now take this trash out to the streets !
01:11:49Hey !
01:11:50You're digging your own grief James !
01:11:52This is your last chance !
01:11:53I'm warning you !
01:11:54Get off me !
01:11:56Alright ! I guess we'll see what happens !
01:12:07What the hell are you people doing !
01:12:10Oh !
01:12:12Oh !
01:12:13Mr. Lane !
01:12:13This imposter was causing chaos at your event !
01:12:16She's claiming to be the commissioner !
01:12:18Absolutely ridiculous !
01:12:20Imposter !
01:12:20Yes sir !
01:12:21She even had the audacity to claim she's your VIP guest !
01:12:25Absolutely ridiculous !
01:12:26Thankfully !
01:12:27Mr. Smith here !
01:12:28He exposed her just in the nick of time !
01:12:31Otherwise !
01:12:32She'd have slipped into your banquet !
01:12:33Right !
01:12:37William !
01:12:40So !
01:12:41You must be Caroline's ex-husband !
01:12:45Nice to meet you Mr. Lane !
01:12:50Sir !
01:12:51I am !
01:12:53We were invited by your wife Mrs. Lane !
01:12:55So you're the one who wanted to throw Caroline out !
01:12:57That's right !
01:12:58Um !
01:12:59Just wanna make sure everything goes orderly on your big night !
01:13:01She's just a cleaning lady !
01:13:02And we just went through a messy divorce !
01:13:04So her mental health is all over the place !
01:13:07She keeps rambling on and on about being the new police commissioner !
01:13:11But don't worry sir !
01:13:12I am on your side and I won't let her ruin your night !
01:13:21Don't you ever disrespect Caroline like that !
01:13:25Why would you hit me ? I'm friends with Mrs. Lane !
01:13:28I don't care who you claim to be friends with !
01:13:32This is somebody that I look up to !
01:13:35And you don't deserve to call yourself an officer of the law !
01:13:39You are absolutely freaking clueless !
01:13:45Commissioner !
01:13:45I'm terribly sorry !
01:13:47This is on me !
01:13:47My people let you down !
01:13:50It's fine !
01:13:51What the fuck ?
01:13:52She's the actual commissioner ?
01:13:57No ! No ! She was scrubbing toilets and signing divorce papers two days ago !
01:14:01How could she be commissioner overnight ?
01:14:03No ! No ! This is crazy !
01:14:05I thought she was Mark's mistress !
01:14:06Just a cheating bitch !
01:14:08But she's actually Mark's daughter !
01:14:11Oh ! Fuck me !
01:14:13He called her commissioner !
01:14:15And I just tried to humiliate her !
01:14:16I'm dead ! I'm so fucking dead !
01:14:20Holy shit ! Thank God we stayed out of this !
01:14:22We cannot afford to cross the commissioner !
01:14:24Poor bastard !
01:14:25He tried to divorce the commissioner and throw her out !
01:14:28He's done for !
01:14:31So !
01:14:33James !
01:14:34You said that you wanted to wrap my father and I out to the commissioner !
01:14:38Here I am !
01:14:39Anything you want to say ?
01:14:41No ! No ! This can't be real !
01:14:44But ! She seems so young !
01:14:46Honestly ! She doesn't even look like a police commissioner !
01:14:49Are you questioning the mayor of Los Angeles !
01:14:53No ! No sir !
01:14:54Of course not !
01:14:55It's just that no one here has ever seen the commissioner before !
01:14:58And you're the only one confirming it !
01:15:00We had no idea !
01:15:02Okay !
01:15:03Well everybody listen very carefully !
01:15:05I hired Caroline to work as a janitor at the precincts !
01:15:10To secretly investigate and root out corruption on the police force !
01:15:14Her status was top secret !
01:15:16Which is why you don't recognize her !
01:15:18And why her records aren't in the freaking system !
01:15:21Got it ?
01:15:25I just pissed off the commissioner !
01:15:27Yes you did !
01:15:28And you're fired !
01:15:29Get this piece of shit out of here !
01:15:31You're stinking up my party !
01:15:32No !
01:15:33No it's too late !
01:15:34Please !
01:15:34I didn't know !
01:15:35I didn't know !
01:15:36Shut up you party pooper !
01:15:38Please !
01:15:43All right !
01:15:44You're next assholes !
01:15:47Caroline !
01:15:49Wow !
01:15:50I did not know that you were the commissioner !
01:15:52Why would you keep such a big secret from your husband babe ?
01:15:57Babe !
01:15:58No !
01:15:59The dirty stinking janitor was actually the commissioner !
01:16:02And I got her kicked out of our house !
01:16:04Oh so reality is hitting hard !
01:16:06And the fear is setting in !
01:16:09The commissioner we've been begging to see this whole time !
01:16:15It was you !
01:16:16Wow !
01:16:19Maybe !
01:16:20It was God orchestrating this !
01:16:24We're meant to be in each other's life !
01:16:27No ! God doesn't waste time on trash like you !
01:16:30It was all me !
01:16:32The police job ?
01:16:34I got that for you !
01:16:36The prep school ?
01:16:38That was through my donations !
01:16:41So you really did take care of us all those years ?
01:16:50My ivy league dreams are crushed !
01:16:52Oh come on !
01:16:54Be real Jenna !
01:16:55You were never smart enough for the ivy leagues !
01:16:58Oh Caroline !
01:16:59Look !
01:17:00Had I known you did all this stuff for us !
01:17:02I never would have betrayed you like that !
01:17:04Marilyn abandoned you !
01:17:06When you hit rock bottom !
01:17:07I saved you !
01:17:09You cheated on me !
01:17:10And you betrayed me !
01:17:12God you're a real piece of work James !
01:17:15You two belong with each other !
01:17:17Oh !
01:17:17So you were behind the promotion ?
01:17:21Oh !
01:17:22Now he's catching on !
01:17:24But you know what ?
01:17:25Thank you for showing me your true colors and kicking me out !
01:17:27My father was right about you !
01:17:29You never loved me !
01:17:31You never respected me !
01:17:33You were using me !
01:17:34All because you thought I was a cleaning lady !
01:17:36No ! No !
01:17:37It wasn't !
01:17:37It was not that at all !
01:17:39I thought it was your debt !
01:17:40And I didn't want to drag Jenna and me down !
01:17:43No ! Those were your bills !
01:17:45Which I kindly paid every single month !
01:17:48I treated you pretty damn well James !
01:17:50You threw it all out !
01:17:53It's just not my problem anymore !
01:17:55Dad !
01:17:56The bills !
01:17:57Our house ruined everything !
01:17:59Shut up !
01:18:00Okay !
01:18:00Marilyn was the one that forced me to leave Caroline !
01:18:02So blame her !
01:18:07Excuse me !
01:18:08I am to blame !
01:18:10I helped you to get rid of Caroline !
01:18:12Because you asked me to !
01:18:15Don't put this on me !
01:18:17Shut the fuck up !
01:18:19I would not be in this mess if it weren't for you !
01:18:21Thanks to you !
01:18:22I'm jobless !
01:18:23And I'm gonna be homeless again !
01:18:25Caroline, babe !
01:18:25Look, I know I messed up !
01:18:27Could you just give me one more chance ?
01:18:29And let's get back together !
01:18:30I love you !
01:18:31Oh !
01:18:33So now you love me !
01:18:34That's funny !
01:18:35James !
01:18:36Absolutely !
01:18:37Look !
01:18:38Look !
01:18:39I'm so sorry !
01:18:41You hid everything from me !
01:18:42I had no idea that you did all this for us !
01:18:45And it's kinda not fair to me !
01:18:48Because...
01:18:49Don't you see ?
01:18:49Had I known I never would've done...
01:18:51Hey !
01:18:51Hey ! James !
01:18:53I'm standing right here, you know !
01:18:56You're getting back with her in front of me !
01:18:59What was all of that lovey-dovey shit what you just said a few hours ago ?
01:19:05Dad !
01:19:06You said we were family !
01:19:06You can't just abandon mom like that !
01:19:09Marilyn abandoned us first, okay ?
01:19:11Plus, Marilyn is broke and I am jobless !
01:19:13We need Caroline or we're homeless !
01:19:16Caroline !
01:19:17We were together for five years, okay ?
01:19:20Let me make this up to you !
01:19:22I will finally treat you like the queen that you are !
01:19:25There is no we anymore, James !
01:19:27That died the second that you cheated on me and kicked me to the curb !
01:19:33Caroline !
01:19:33They're taking the house !
01:19:35Without you, Jen and I will be on the streets !
01:19:36And I can't go back to that life !
01:19:38Please, mom !
01:19:39I know I made some mistakes !
01:19:40But I am still your little girl !
01:19:43I wanna go to school !
01:19:44I don't wanna sleep on the sidewalk !
01:19:45And just give me one more chance !
01:19:46I promise I will be your loyal daughter !
01:19:48Now, Jenna !
01:19:49I think you forgot something !
01:19:50You said that I'm not your mother !
01:19:52Remember, I'm just getting in the way of you and your real family !
01:19:55That's your mom !
01:19:56So beg her instead !
01:19:58No !
01:19:59I'm so sorry !
01:20:00I was so wrong !
01:20:01You are my mom !
01:20:02I can't be the laughing stock at school !
01:20:04It will ruin me !
01:20:05Well, you ruined yourself !
01:20:07Kid !
01:20:08You knew that your father was cheating on me and you never said anything !
01:20:11You never defended me once !
01:20:13So I'm done with you !
01:20:14All of you !
01:20:15No !
01:20:16No, mom !
01:20:16I'm sorry !
01:20:17I know I was wrong and I'm so sorry !
01:20:19Just tell me anything !
01:20:20I will do it to make it up to you !
01:20:21Jenna !
01:20:23If your actions and your words don't line up, you're not just lying to me !
01:20:27You're lying to yourself !
01:20:31Jesus Christ !
01:20:32You've destroyed everything !
01:20:34I'm broke because of you, you manipulative bitch !
01:20:37Pay me back for everything you've done !
01:20:42Hey you !
01:20:43I have my own debts to pay !
01:20:46Why do you think that I came back to you in the first place ?
01:20:50I thought you had money !
01:20:52Oh, so I'm just your personal ATM ?
01:20:53Duh !
01:20:54Why do you think I left you the first time ?
01:20:58Because you are broke and useless !
01:21:03You heartless fucking bitch !
01:21:05Whatever happened to you loving me ?
01:21:06Mom, why would you lie to us ?
01:21:08I thought we were a family !
01:21:13Family !
01:21:14Family !
01:21:15Please !
01:21:16I was so happy being single !
01:21:19You two are like parasites !
01:21:24Who I can't wait to be rid of !
01:21:27Enjoy being homeless !
01:21:28You two deserve each other !
01:21:34Well, betrayal, James.
01:21:38Doesn't feel very good, does it ?
01:21:41Caroline, please !
01:21:42Please !
01:21:43Marilyn played us both !
01:21:44It's all her fault !
01:21:47Please !
01:21:47You know what ?
01:21:48It's not really my business anymore !
01:21:50I can't believe that I wasted five years of my life on you bloodsuckers !
01:21:53God, it just makes my skin fall !
01:21:56Caroline !
01:21:57I'm sorry !
01:21:58I was blind, I betrayed you !
01:22:00But you mean everything to me !
01:22:01Please !
01:22:03You can't turn the clock back, James.
01:22:06You did what you did.
01:22:12It's time for me to start living as myself !
01:22:19It's time for the world to see who I really am !
01:22:33Red Dragon, record by, short drama free !
01:22:37Follow for more !
01:22:51Last year, again.
01:22:52I am like a little bit !
01:22:52I am not sure what I would add to him !
01:22:53I love you !
01:22:53I also had a этого虚子,
01:22:53I have a belly !
01:22:53I knew you !
01:22:53I have a belly !
01:22:53I am so sorry !
01:22:53I'm so sorry !
01:22:53I have a belly !
01:22:53I am so sorry !
01:22:54I have a belly !
01:22:54I have a belly !
01:22:54C'est parti !
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