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00:00:04have you ever wondered what would actually make you want to get married
00:00:08the bride and the groom are entering please everyone rise for them
00:00:18true love security social conditioning for me it's simple money
00:00:33mrs bellucci must be losing her mind they actually found a bride for lewis poor girl
00:00:39actually marrying a vegetable or hardly that's ann morris the famous paparazzi people like her
00:00:46never do anything for free she's definitely getting something out of this marriage
00:00:53ms morris do you take him as your husband to love and to stay faithful to him in good times
00:01:02and bad
00:01:02in sickness and in health for the rest of your life
00:01:11please everybody knows the bellucci air is basically a vegetable and he ugly and old i'm not marrying that
00:01:19man they only need a wife in name to seal the deal surely i won't let you be the one
00:01:25sacrificed
00:01:26and you'll do it time for you to contribute to this family why me ever since your father died
00:01:34i've cared for you for years without asking for one cent don't you think it's time you paid something
00:01:41back well if by care you mean making me your maid and never paying me a single dollar
00:01:48then sure
00:01:52watch your tone girl and remember i'm still holding your mother's urn so if you don't want anything to
00:01:59happen to it okay fine but if you want me to take the hit for linda it'll cost you
00:02:09a hundred thousand dollars
00:02:14since you're so eager to sell yourself out deal
00:02:24i do
00:02:28my family thought they could ruin me wrong bellucci pays five million dollars for an heir
00:02:33i'll take some money buy my freedom and live better than all of them
00:02:43thank you
00:02:44good to be here today
00:02:46grandma
00:02:46and pleasure to meet you hi wow getting married on valentine's day how uh romantic oh and these
00:02:57balloons absolutely adorable i just had to grab one for myself but you know what i think you need
00:03:03this more than i do oh well that's very lovely thank you and you are i'm louis brother oh well
00:03:14half brother we don't have the same mom but that's never stopped me from seeing louis as my most beloved
00:03:20older brother
00:03:21well today has been just so touching so warm so much thank you it fills my heart with warmth to
00:03:33see louis finally settling down right i know
00:03:38well i better be getting out of here bye grandma
00:03:41my pleasure to meet you anne
00:03:43me too
00:03:44enjoy my brother
00:03:52um i did not realize louis had a brother
00:03:55it's just a mistake louis's father's made years ago
00:04:00he's an odd boy but harmless
00:04:03so now that the wedding is done
00:04:05anne
00:04:08when do you plan on giving the family an heir
00:04:13oh um yes about that i i would love to eventually um it's just you know given that louis is
00:04:24in a vegetative state at the moment
00:04:26uh maybe we can i can try uh what's the tech stuff called
00:04:30um ibf
00:04:32don't you worry dear the doctor says all the important parts are still working
00:04:39excuse me
00:04:40yes
00:04:45wait did he just
00:04:49did he just move
00:04:52i know it sounds crazy right but maybe it's god's twisted little miracle
00:04:57he left louis at least one chance to give us an heir
00:05:02did you see it am i crazy
00:05:04i know honey he can't really move right now
00:05:07but look at the bright side
00:05:09you're the one who's gonna be calling all the shots
00:05:12choose whatever positions work for you dear
00:05:15hmm
00:05:15oh i promised my girlfriends
00:05:19we'd go to a valentine single party tonight
00:05:21so we're gonna be heading first
00:05:24oh
00:05:25and remember
00:05:26you're sleeping in louis room tonight
00:05:29sure
00:05:30love to
00:05:32well
00:05:33miss anne
00:05:34i leave him in your capable hands
00:05:39good luck
00:05:39thank you
00:05:43all right
00:05:45lovely family you have there
00:05:49let's go
00:06:01i swear i saw you move this afternoon
00:06:03are you really unconscious
00:06:05are you faking it
00:06:10hello
00:06:15hello
00:06:16i don't know
00:06:19let's see
00:06:31oh my god
00:06:32how do you stay unconscious for two years and still have abs
00:06:38okay
00:06:40well still no reaction i guess you really are
00:06:43i'm not faking it
00:06:48ah
00:06:53hmm
00:06:54hmm
00:07:03it's insane
00:07:05and my new husband
00:07:07he is nothing like the rumors
00:07:10he is young
00:07:12he is hot
00:07:14guess what
00:07:15he can still have sex
00:07:17i know
00:07:18my mother-in-law literally told me that
00:07:20he is so weird
00:07:25all right
00:07:26maybe i should see for myself
00:07:33maybe i should see for myself
00:07:37i'm just kidding
00:07:40okay
00:07:41i should go
00:07:41i have work in the morning
00:07:42and i want to catch a few good stories
00:07:44bye
00:07:46bye
00:07:55okay then
00:07:59good night dear
00:08:12crazy woman
00:08:13crazy woman
00:08:13huh
00:08:14much better when she's quiet
00:08:31good morning
00:08:32good morning husband
00:08:32good morning husband
00:08:32good morning
00:08:34good morning
00:08:35good morning
00:08:37see you later
00:08:39good morning
00:08:54That woman's beginning to suspect that you're not really out.
00:08:58Should we look in there?
00:09:02Not for now.
00:09:07Ann Morris, the most popular entertainment reporter.
00:09:10Dubbed the most trustworthy paparazzi.
00:09:13I didn't know they gave out awards for this kind of thing.
00:09:16Me neither.
00:09:18I think my new wife might be just what I need to stir up a little trouble for Vincent, huh?
00:09:39I'm a womanizer, now I'm gay. That's awesome.
00:09:46There you are. I have been looking for you everywhere.
00:09:52Um, quick intro. I am, uh, Zach's new lawyer.
00:09:57You guys are Flash Grid, right?
00:09:59Classic look. I figured we've actually had quite a few cases concerning your company recently.
00:10:05Say, Director Nick?
00:10:07Oh.
00:10:08Um, okay.
00:10:09We are so very, very sorry to disturb you.
00:10:12Sorry to disturb you.
00:10:12Um, yeah. Let's get out of here.
00:10:16That was a fantastic performance, Ms. Lawyer.
00:10:19Thank you. I will, I will take that as a compliment.
00:10:21Oh, yeah. You just saved my ass.
00:10:24What could I ever do to repay you?
00:10:28Well, I...
00:10:30That is actually, that's all the things I need. Bye, sir.
00:10:35Fuck me, another paparazzi.
00:10:41Anne Morris.
00:10:43I can remember that.
00:10:45Anne Morris.
00:10:49Oh, evening, Ms. Bellucci.
00:10:51Good evening, Anne.
00:10:52Come here.
00:10:54I have something to talk to you about.
00:10:56If I remember correctly, you were a paparazzi, right?
00:11:00Yes.
00:11:01Well, I, I work for an entertainment news outlet, so we do street shots, interviews...
00:11:05Okay, never mind.
00:11:07I have an opportunity for you.
00:11:09I've arranged for you to go on a movie set this Friday to do some entertainment coverage.
00:11:15Really?
00:11:16That's, that's amazing. Thank you.
00:11:19So this is what it's like to marry into money.
00:11:22Feels so damn good.
00:11:23Of course.
00:11:25A career is important for any woman.
00:11:29I've always thought you had potential in more ways than one.
00:11:37Thank you, Ms. Bellucci.
00:11:38Call me Chanda.
00:11:40Oh, and by the way, Steve's off today, so you'll have to help Luis with his night routine.
00:11:46Oh, uh, meaning shower and stuff.
00:11:51I'm sure you'll manage.
00:11:52Oh, it's getting late.
00:11:55I'm heading to bed.
00:11:57Good night.
00:12:03Shower.
00:12:04That's going to be tricky.
00:12:11There you go.
00:12:15Okay.
00:12:17Now what?
00:12:19What is this crazy woman up to now?
00:12:24Well, you know, it may not kill you to skip a shower for a day, so how about I just
00:12:30wash your hair?
00:12:32If you don't say anything, I'll take that as a yes.
00:12:36Not funny.
00:12:40Let's do this.
00:12:42Let's do this.
00:12:46Oh, my God.
00:12:48I can't.
00:12:50I can't.
00:12:51I can't.
00:12:57Sorry.
00:12:59Totally.
00:13:00You did that on purpose.
00:13:01What a horrible woman.
00:13:05I'm sorry about that.
00:13:07I'm a little clumsy sometimes.
00:13:11Oh, I really didn't expect you to be this built.
00:13:17Well, uh, let's do this thing.
00:13:22Please just make it quick.
00:13:24I'm really done with this.
00:13:26Here you go.
00:13:32Okay.
00:13:37I really do not know if this is what I was waiting for.
00:13:41I'm going to get all in there.
00:13:54Sorry.
00:13:55It's fine.
00:13:56I have a little for you.
00:14:01Oh, my God.
00:14:02Oh, my God.
00:14:05What am I saying on?
00:14:11Oh, my God.
00:14:21You know, I thought Chandra was kidding.
00:14:25I did not expect you to actually get hungered.
00:14:31Maybe I should start thinking about having a baby for the money.
00:14:37Well, pardon me, husband.
00:14:42I guess we better move fast before you calm down.
00:14:58Oh, my God.
00:15:00Oh, God.
00:15:13Oh, God.
00:15:14Oh, God.
00:15:15Oh, God.
00:15:23what you're alive you can actually move relax okay it's a long story relax what were you just
00:15:31awake the whole time in the bathroom you were such a pervert okay oh my god you were the one
00:15:36that jumped at the chance to bathe me okay and by the way you almost drowned me drowned you yes
00:15:42please you were enjoying it you literally got hard who was the one who was just trying to take
00:15:46off my pants huh who's the pervert now has anyone ever told you you had a real smart ass mouth
00:15:50yes
00:15:51many times what two years ago when i was awake yeah you've been faking it for two years why i
00:15:58don't get it okay long story short my half brother vincent has been trying to kill me he's incredibly
00:16:05dangerous so i i faked being in a coma to try and lay low for a while a while okay
00:16:11don't
00:16:11pick all right come on you met him by the way after the wedding purple suit trying way too hard
00:16:18man pleasure to meet you yeah he seemed way too concerned about you yes far too concerned two
00:16:25years ago he messed with my medications more than once that's really bad yeah i have a profitable
00:16:32plan for you what plan dig up everything you can on vincent find anything you can to take him down
00:16:39i mean that that's that's what you do right well that's your thing about it you just said he was
00:16:44dangerous you do this i'd give you eight million dollars yeah think about it much more profitable
00:16:55than my mom's baby bonus plan whatever it is true
00:17:0110 million
00:17:05greedy girl
00:17:08you're fine deal
00:17:14for once grandma got it right a woman whose full brain is just money might be exactly what i need
00:17:21oh my god we're all gonna die
00:17:28i know
00:17:33oh um i'm here for an interview miss bellucci sent me
00:17:36madam can i see your work badge
00:17:45uh right about that um i can't seem to find it at the moment but maybe i can show you
00:17:52a business
00:17:52card instead i'm sorry miss i cannot let you enter
00:17:58what is it this time another paparazzi trying to sneak in do people still fall for tricks this cheap
00:18:04madam she claims mrs bellucci sent her but she does not have a work badge
00:18:11her
00:18:12the place
00:18:13she looks like she just walked off a construction site
00:18:16there's no way shonda sent her
00:18:18i have a photo with miss bellucci if that helps prove it
00:18:22then show me
00:18:24okay
00:18:26now
00:18:39oh please
00:18:40if you're gonna fake a photo at least make it be something believable
00:18:44i can't believe you had the guts to photoshop yourself into a wedding picture with lewis
00:18:49and ask his bride no less
00:18:50photoshop i did not photoshop this that is me
00:18:53keep dreaming
00:18:57i've seen plenty like you before
00:18:59the stench of cheap desperation it really stinks
00:19:03okay i am not gonna waste my breath on you so i'll just call miss bellucci myself
00:19:07go right ahead
00:19:13please leave your message
00:19:15oh
00:19:16i can't believe this gold digging whore actually thinks she knows shonda
00:19:19but i almost admire her nerve really i do most people in your position would die of embarrassment
00:19:25and humiliation but hey
00:19:27the next time you want to play a high society
00:19:29how about you dust off your cheap clothes first
00:19:33she is a real fake then we'll have her removed immediately
00:19:36get her out of my sight
00:19:37get off me i can walk myself out okay
00:19:41some movie star you are huh
00:19:42so glamorous on screen
00:19:45i think that's trashy in real life
00:19:48you think i'm low class
00:19:50fine i will just be a low class paparazzi waiting
00:19:53to write your scandal myself
00:19:57how dare you you little bitch you think you can humiliate me people like you spend their
00:20:02whole lives crawling in the dirt you're a freaking psycho you really don't know who
00:20:06i am do you i'm the man heiress our family has been close with the belluchis for generations
00:20:11with one single phone call
00:20:14i can make sure you never work in this industry again
00:20:17believe me
00:20:18i can
00:20:24if you beg though
00:20:25i might still forgive you out of the kindness of my heart
00:20:28now let's see
00:20:30why don't you lick the dirt off my heel
00:20:32and i'll let you go
00:20:33okay
00:20:34charlotte
00:20:35i just saw the news
00:20:37she's really lewis's new bride
00:20:39what
00:20:43what
00:20:44that
00:20:45that
00:20:46bitch
00:20:46how would she possibly be lewis's bride
00:20:49now do you see it
00:20:50you two
00:20:51grab her
00:20:53what are you doing
00:20:58their liquidity's been shaky for months okay we don't have to do anything yet just
00:21:01leak the hint to the partners let the market do the rest
00:21:04on it sir
00:21:06just so you're aware
00:21:07miss morris is on charlotte's film set for the interview and
00:21:11something seems to have gone wrong
00:21:13what
00:21:14okay i know what charlotte's like on a film set let's go
00:21:17checking it out
00:21:17sir we're going there in person
00:21:19and you're driving
00:21:23you know i was actually planning on meeting lewis's new bride sometime soon but i just didn't expect you'd come
00:21:31to me first
00:21:32and it turns out you're just a cheap trashy little paparazzi
00:21:38i guess you actually think you deserve lewis i get it you're one of those people who had a crush
00:21:45on lewis or something right or maybe on the belucci's money
00:21:49it's too bad it didn't work out for you
00:21:50dare you talk to me like that
00:21:52well fine you'll leave me no choice i'll just have to teach you a lesson
00:21:55what about if i just
00:21:58strip you naked and throw you out into the street
00:22:01and show everyone what a cheap little whore you really are
00:22:04okay
00:22:05i'll strip you good for
00:22:07no
00:22:08stupor
00:22:10hey
00:22:11stop
00:22:12let go of her
00:22:13it's you
00:22:22i guess it's my turn to save you
00:22:24his lawyer
00:22:26here
00:22:28what
00:22:30so you're at it again huh
00:22:32bullying people weaker than you
00:22:34zach what the hell has gotten into you and whose boyfriend are you and how did you two even meet
00:22:39spare me charlotte
00:22:41you and i only dated because our agents told us to
00:22:44nobody believed that was real least of all you
00:22:48uh steve uh from the belucci group uh what are you doing here
00:22:53miss anne
00:22:54it's come to my attention that you've had a physical altercation with miss man
00:22:59are you hurt
00:23:00what did they screw up your prescription she's covered in marks
00:23:02yeah
00:23:04got a few hits
00:23:08steve don't hesitate
00:23:09let anne slap her back
00:23:12miss man
00:23:13i'm sure you're aware that your behavior towards any member of the belucci family is completely unacceptable
00:23:22miss anne
00:23:24you took several hits
00:23:25my recommendation
00:23:27strike back immediately
00:23:28you have the full backing of the belucci family
00:23:31no need to hesitate
00:23:32yeah tell you what i got some dirt on charlotte too
00:23:35shouldn't waste the opportunity while we're both here
00:23:37go on hit her
00:23:42well
00:23:57you know
00:23:59you really do deserve the slap
00:24:01but i'm not going to be an asshole like you
00:24:07thanks
00:24:08anne
00:24:09anne
00:24:10anne
00:24:12get me my script
00:24:13this is my set
00:24:16sir do we go ahead with slapping charlotte
00:24:19anne made her choice
00:24:21let's hold off for now
00:24:24anne
00:24:25anne
00:24:29zach um
00:24:30thank you for your help back there really
00:24:32but
00:24:33i'm married
00:24:33and if you're looking for someone to
00:24:35hook up with to kill your boring
00:24:37friday night
00:24:38i am not that person
00:24:39well that'd be nice but no
00:24:41i just came to give you this
00:24:43thank you
00:24:44oh and uh
00:24:45you got mine
00:24:45still
00:24:47right sorry
00:24:48here
00:24:48oh my god no keep it i was joking
00:24:51i was gonna return something
00:24:53to you that was just in the right breast pocket there
00:24:57my badge
00:24:59i thought i lost this for good
00:25:00yeah you left it on your fake lawyering day
00:25:02right
00:25:04um
00:25:07about in there i'm sorry
00:25:08i don't usually
00:25:10talk like that
00:25:11i believe you
00:25:14it seems like our vibes warmed up a little bit
00:25:16you want to grab a drink
00:25:18i'd love to again but um
00:25:20i am married
00:25:21so
00:25:22well i know that mrs bellucci but
00:25:26come on everyone knows that marriage is fake
00:25:28believe me been there
00:25:29no judgment
00:25:30but uh
00:25:30you're not actually in love with sleeping beauty
00:25:32are you
00:25:34funny that you call him that
00:25:35um but
00:25:36i really have to go
00:25:37so
00:25:38here's my card
00:25:40and i'll see you around
00:25:41bye bye
00:25:43wait let me drive you home
00:25:51what a curse date
00:25:53nothing is going right
00:25:54everything is wrong
00:25:55and zach
00:25:56seriously
00:25:57suddenly playing hero for that nobody
00:26:05is that
00:26:07zach's car
00:26:08who's he waiting for
00:26:10probably an actress
00:26:12we're literally outside the studio
00:26:14well whoever she is
00:26:16lucky her
00:26:17zach is absolutely waiting for you
00:26:20no question
00:26:21surely
00:26:21he must have realized that he was way out of line earlier
00:26:26and is waiting to drive me home as an apology
00:26:39what the hell are you doing zach
00:26:41open the door
00:26:41now
00:26:42what the hell am i doing
00:26:43what the hell are you doing
00:26:44why are you yanking on my car
00:26:47obviously you pissed me off earlier
00:26:49so here's what's happening
00:26:50you're gonna drive me home
00:26:51now
00:26:52wow yeah there is really something wrong with you
00:26:55have you seen anna around
00:26:56she was just here
00:26:57what are you talking about
00:26:58oh that little bitch
00:27:01right yeah why'd i even ask you
00:27:03what
00:27:04damn she probably left without waiting for me
00:27:06without waiting for me
00:27:07well you know what they say
00:27:08what did they say
00:27:10zach what
00:27:12zach
00:27:17zach
00:27:19that's rough
00:27:20was she trying to get in the car
00:27:22and got shut down publicly
00:27:23man i'm embarrassed for her
00:27:25wait
00:27:26hold on
00:27:28isn't that charlotte mann the famous actress
00:27:31really charlotte just got rejected
00:27:34i'm texting my friends
00:27:39oh my god
00:27:40are you okay
00:27:41charlotte little bitch
00:27:43i'm gonna kill her
00:27:51welcome home
00:27:53thank you
00:27:54how's it going
00:27:56good
00:27:57good
00:27:58did anything happen today
00:28:02anybody bully you
00:28:03any handsome stranger
00:28:05try to rescue you
00:28:07are you the one that sent steve
00:28:10i should have known it was you
00:28:12you don't have to thank me
00:28:14but if i'd known you and zach were so close
00:28:16i wouldn't have had since steve
00:28:17okay zach and i only met once
00:28:19he's
00:28:20just very
00:28:21kind-hearted
00:28:24so kind-hearted
00:28:25that he's
00:28:25trying to help nurse
00:28:27a married woman
00:28:28it's none of your business
00:28:29okay
00:28:30well that kind of hurts
00:28:32i came fully prepared to care
00:28:36fine
00:28:37only because i don't want my face to bruce
00:28:45how'd you hurt your knee
00:29:10um
00:29:11the ointment
00:29:13yeah
00:29:13right
00:29:14sorry
00:29:14yeah
00:29:14the ointment
00:29:23he said
00:29:23how'd you hurt your knee
00:29:25on the type of early trips over air
00:29:29it was um
00:29:30before steve got there
00:29:32that asshole i was supposed to interview
00:29:35nothing new
00:29:36industry's full of people like that
00:29:38okay well
00:29:39if you come across another asshole
00:29:40just let me know
00:29:41handily
00:29:42you're being wearily sweet today
00:29:44it's very suspicious
00:29:45i'm being practical
00:29:46okay you shouldn't have to deal with idiots
00:29:49inefficient
00:29:50all right
00:29:51focus on what matters
00:29:53tracking down my brother
00:29:54okay
00:29:55whatever you say
00:30:04oh my god
00:30:08oh my god
00:30:10charlotte got recast
00:30:12charlotte's no longer involved in this project
00:30:15after the stunt
00:30:16after the stunt she pulled today
00:30:17she's not getting work for a long time
00:30:20how do you know so much about that
00:30:23did you make the call
00:30:24it's easy
00:30:25no big deal
00:30:26right
00:30:27no need to thank me
00:30:28look at you
00:30:31i might actually start liking you
00:30:37uh i'm gonna go to bed
00:30:39i'm getting kind of tired
00:30:41night
00:30:42good day
00:30:43all right
00:30:48take this
00:30:49sorry ma'am
00:30:50you're not permitted inside
00:30:52not permitted
00:30:53i work here
00:30:54not anymore
00:30:55this is bullshit
00:30:57let me in
00:30:58or i'm going to
00:30:59this is all because of that little bitch
00:31:02charlotte
00:31:03i think you should see this
00:31:04what now
00:31:05a five million dollar reward
00:31:07kick me back
00:31:09oh
00:31:10five million huh
00:31:12for a baby
00:31:15well
00:31:16looks like my chance
00:31:18finally showed up
00:31:20ha ha ha
00:31:22it's bullshit
00:31:23stupid
00:31:41they say this stuff could make even a coma patient pop right up once he loses control
00:31:47they'll have to accept me
00:31:57Johnna I brought you the latest hat bag
00:32:29Lewis are you there
00:32:38oh poor coma boy how could I possibly expect you to answer me
00:32:54oh looks like it's really kicking in
00:32:57I did good didn't I
00:33:10are you kidding me
00:33:15hello
00:33:18yes fine I'll be there in a few minutes
00:33:22this isn't over Lewis
00:33:24not by the launch
00:33:37Lewis what's wrong
00:33:44what's wrong
00:33:45I don't know what's happening here
00:33:46I want you so badly
00:33:51I'm right here
00:34:11wait wait
00:34:13I gotta know you want this too
00:34:15yeah
00:34:46oh my god my arm is killing me
00:34:49yeah mine too
00:34:56would you mind unlocking me
00:34:58I'm so sorry
00:34:59I am so sorry
00:35:02got that yesterday
00:35:03I thought we might as well try it
00:35:06as long as you had fun
00:35:09I take full responsibility about last night
00:35:13don't think I sound so intense
00:35:14it was just one night
00:35:16let me look for the key
00:35:17what do you mean just one night
00:35:19oh it means what it means
00:35:22ah
00:35:24you are being released
00:35:25thank you
00:35:27Anne are you in there
00:35:33Anne are you in there
00:35:34you missed breakfast
00:35:35you should at least have some lunch
00:35:37yes
00:35:38yes
00:35:38yeah I will be down in just a minute
00:35:40Anne
00:35:41why can't I get this
00:35:42what are you doing
00:35:42turn it the other way
00:35:43I'm trying
00:35:44I'm in right now
00:35:49oh
00:35:50morning
00:35:51wow
00:35:51last night was
00:35:53quite productive
00:35:56Anne
00:35:57you certainly have
00:35:58the imagination
00:36:01yeah I get that a lot
00:36:04I'm just
00:36:05I'm very committed
00:36:06to earning that
00:36:08five million dollar bonus
00:36:09well
00:36:10I'll leave you to it
00:36:12oh and
00:36:12don't forget to come down
00:36:14for lunch later
00:36:14yes
00:36:19oh my god
00:36:21that was close
00:36:25are you okay
00:36:26why aren't you saying anything
00:36:30it's evil locked
00:36:35look I meant what I said earlier
00:36:37about taking responsibility
00:36:40what else do you think
00:36:41there is to do
00:36:42I mean we already got married
00:36:44that was kind of
00:36:44the irresponsible thing
00:36:46I mean you're like
00:36:47tough to deal with sometimes
00:36:49but like I'm
00:36:49I mean like making more of an effort
00:36:51to like like you
00:36:52and
00:36:53care for you
00:36:54wow
00:36:56thanks
00:36:58that's probably the worst
00:36:59confession I've ever heard
00:37:01whatever
00:37:02I'm not really looking
00:37:03to date anyone right now
00:37:04anyway
00:37:05I mean priorities
00:37:06are my career
00:37:07and making money
00:37:08I see
00:37:11see what
00:37:13hey Steve
00:37:14I needed an immediate
00:37:16acquisition of
00:37:18what's your company called
00:37:19AD Studios
00:37:20of AD Studios
00:37:22do this right away
00:37:22once you get full ownership
00:37:24transfer it to
00:37:25Anne Morris
00:37:26yeah
00:37:27right now
00:37:30what are you doing
00:37:32that is not what I meant
00:37:33stop
00:37:33you said you wanted
00:37:35money and power
00:37:35I'm giving you both
00:37:36oh god
00:37:37you are impossible to talk to
00:37:38take it back
00:37:39now
00:37:41Steve hold off on that
00:37:42I have to figure out
00:37:43what Mrs. Bellucci
00:37:44actually wants
00:37:46does your problem
00:37:55men and their ideas
00:37:57it's truly horrifying
00:38:01I just need to
00:38:02take this scandal shot
00:38:05get the money
00:38:06and disappear
00:38:14oh
00:38:14hey
00:38:15Zach
00:38:16what a coincidence
00:38:17Anne
00:38:18it's good to see you
00:38:20you can let go now
00:38:22oh why would I do that
00:38:23you're literally
00:38:24fighting for me
00:38:25mmm
00:38:26a bit greasy
00:38:28that's a fair critique
00:38:29in my defense
00:38:30I thought it was a good pun
00:38:31at the time
00:38:33what are you doing
00:38:33all geared up
00:38:34where are you headed
00:38:34I actually am headed
00:38:36to investigate
00:38:37some very
00:38:39classified
00:38:39unspeakable stuff
00:38:41hmm
00:38:43you know
00:38:44I think I recognize
00:38:45that guy
00:38:46what guy
00:38:47the guy in the picture
00:38:48sticking out of your
00:38:49very classified
00:38:50and unspeakable
00:38:51little bag
00:38:58mind if I take
00:39:00a closer look
00:39:01yeah why not
00:39:13okay
00:39:13dig into your memory
00:39:15where do you know
00:39:16him from
00:39:17oh yeah
00:39:18this guy's been in
00:39:20pictures with some
00:39:21of my mafia buddies
00:39:22mafia buddies
00:39:24you have mafia buddies
00:39:26the Carrucchias
00:39:26it's funny
00:39:28when you're making
00:39:29your indie film
00:39:29you make some
00:39:30strange friends
00:39:33yeah
00:39:33they just love
00:39:34westerns
00:39:35tried to get them
00:39:36in as extras
00:39:37but those guys
00:39:37do not take direction
00:39:41hey mister
00:39:44why I'll buy some flowers
00:39:46get some for your
00:39:47girlfriend
00:39:47I'll give you
00:39:48a couple's discount
00:39:49oh no
00:39:50we're
00:39:50we'll take the whole
00:39:51bunch
00:39:55it's for you
00:39:56thank you
00:39:58thank you mister
00:39:59you really did not
00:40:00have to do that
00:40:02come on
00:40:03kids just trying
00:40:03to make a living
00:40:04yeah
00:40:05I guess it helps
00:40:06them out
00:40:07so
00:40:08thank you
00:40:10hey and
00:40:10I had something
00:40:13important to tell you
00:40:17thank you
00:40:19hey and
00:40:20I had something
00:40:22important to tell you
00:40:23yep
00:40:40thank you
00:40:42thank you
00:40:44it's too bad
00:40:45about the flowers
00:40:46what were you
00:40:47going to say
00:40:47earlier
00:40:52nothing
00:40:53nothing important
00:40:54come on
00:40:55let's go
00:41:05what the hell
00:41:06happened here
00:41:07a bunch of people
00:41:09stormed in here
00:41:10earlier and they
00:41:11trashed your desk
00:41:12you guys didn't
00:41:13try to stop them
00:41:14they looked way too
00:41:15scary
00:41:15we were not about
00:41:16to die for your desk
00:41:18why would they even
00:41:19do that
00:41:21maybe you should
00:41:22check the gossip
00:41:23headlines yourself
00:41:27caught on camera
00:41:28notorious paparazzi
00:41:30Anne Morris
00:41:30spotted on a street
00:41:32date with movie star
00:41:33Zac Efron
00:41:34rumor has it
00:41:35what is this bullshit
00:41:36who even wrote this
00:41:37Zac and Charlotte's
00:41:38breakup
00:41:39flash grid
00:41:40come on
00:41:41I posed as a fake
00:41:42lawyer wants to
00:41:42scare them
00:41:43did they have to go
00:41:44this far just for
00:41:45revenge
00:41:50Anne Morris
00:41:50Anne Morris
00:41:51over here
00:41:51are you the reason
00:41:53he and Charlotte split
00:41:54did you break them up
00:41:55she doesn't deserve him
00:41:57you ruined the cutest
00:41:58couple ever
00:41:59you homewrecker
00:42:00oh my god
00:42:01this is the worst
00:42:01yesterday
00:42:04I wanted to
00:42:05at
00:42:05before
00:42:08how
00:42:09good
00:42:20they
00:42:21come on
00:42:23I to
00:42:24help subscribe
00:42:24vo Raspberry
00:42:26who is that
00:42:31guy. Is it possible that's Luis Bellucci? No wait, that's Luis Bellucci. He's been in a coma. Everyone
00:42:37knows that. Okay, whatever misunderstandings there may be, whatever rumors you may have heard,
00:42:43does not give you the right to attack my wife. Stop it now, or the Bellucci group will not hesitate
00:42:49to take legal action. That's really Luis Bellucci, the heir. Mr. Bellucci, when did you marry Ann
00:42:56Morris? And do you realize that she is a notoriously infamous paparazzi? Mr. Bellucci, if I'm not
00:43:03mistaken, weren't you in a coma? When did you wake up? Let me clear some things up for you. Number
00:43:09one,
00:43:10yes, I woke up recently. My health is no longer a concern. Number two, what happened yesterday?
00:43:16There seems to be some misunderstandings. Zach is a trusted business partner of mine. Twisting photos
00:43:22into some scandalous thing is not only irresponsible, it's just a waste of time. Number three,
00:43:29Bad Ann. We have been in love since the moment we got married. She is a wonderful person and deserves
00:43:35all your respect. Obviously, whatever she chooses to pursue, I will back her. Wow, the Bellucci heir
00:43:45looks nothing like those rumors about him being old and ugly. He's actually insanely good looking.
00:43:51What if we got this whole thing wrong? I mean, why would Ann cheat with Zach if she was just
00:43:56standing
00:43:56next to her? We have been in love since the day we got married. She's a wonderful person and deserves
00:44:02your respect. What? What? What? Get out of here! Linda, what now? Whatever she decides to pursue,
00:44:11I will back her. Is that Luis Bellucci? Isn't he supposed to be basically a vegetable? I know.
00:44:18Weren't the rumors saying that he was old and ugly and practically dying? Why does he look that handsome?
00:44:25Oh my god! Why is this happening? Why does Ann get all the luck? Refusing to marry him is the
00:44:32stupidest decision
00:44:33that I've made in my entire life. Linda? Linda! Linda!
00:44:45Now, I feel like I have answered all your questions as kindly and as calmly as I possibly could,
00:44:50but hear me now. If rumors like this come up again and there is anything about my wife or the
00:44:57Bellucci
00:44:58group? I will sue immediately. Thank you. Good day.
00:45:06Oh, thank you. Really, thank you. Come on. Let's go home. Yes.
00:45:20Oh my god. Oh my god. Thank god you're finally awake. I knew all my daily good deeds would
00:45:32finally pay off one day. Fram, it's been like half an hour. It's getting a little creepy. Oh,
00:45:36you're right. I might have gone a little overboard. Oh, did I even introduce you to Ann?
00:45:43Uh, yeah. Yeah, we just met, but it already feels familiar. Yeah. Same for me.
00:45:59Come in. I cleaned your jacket for you. Thank you so much for today, for taking all those hits for
00:46:07me.
00:46:08That's what husbands are supposed to do. Do you want to sit?
00:46:19Well, now that you're publicly awake, uh, have you thought about what's next?
00:46:26Honestly, no. No, today was pretty much all impulse. I still got my head on straight, don't worry.
00:46:32If you want, I can write something up for you, polish your business image a bit.
00:46:36No, you don't have to rush to pay me back, okay? I meant what I said. Take responsibility.
00:46:42Yeah. That's enough.
00:46:57Oh my god. I totally forgot. I came here to tell you something super important.
00:47:05Okay. All right. Yeah. What is it?
00:47:11I found out that your brother Vincent might have some ties to the mob.
00:47:14Okay. Yeah. Makes sense.
00:47:16I tapped some connections, did some light stalking, and I found out that on Friday,
00:47:21he's meeting with the mob at an abandoned factory up north. They're cooking up some kind of underground deal.
00:47:27Well, I'm impressed. By you, not by Vincent, obviously.
00:47:33I know. And on Friday, I'm going to go myself and see what they're up to.
00:47:37No. No, I'll send my guys. I can't risk that. That's too dangerous.
00:47:41Oh, that's, trust me, it's the kind of thing that I should handle. Besides, I won't be alone.
00:47:47What do you mean?
00:47:48Well, I'm going to find an assistant. Preferably someone quick, smart, good in a fight.
00:47:57Okay. I see what you're saying. All right. I'll go with you.
00:48:01Okay. Come on. I'm not letting Chonda murder me for dragging you out.
00:48:04I'm responsible for my subcontractor's health, okay? Don't worry about Chonda. We'll sneak out anyway.
00:48:12Okay. Okay?
00:48:14Sounds kind of funny.
00:48:39Sorry.
00:48:40Are you sure no one's going to snap us in a place like this?
00:48:44You know, I've been doing this five years. Turns out the most dangerous places are where you're the safest.
00:48:54Oops, sorry. I forgot to turn the flash off.
00:49:02It's not funny. Now I know why the paparazzi is all over you. You're way too easy to spot.
00:49:09I know why the paparazzi is all over you. I know why the paparazzi is all over you.
00:49:09You may want to see this.
00:49:16Always causing trouble. Let's go.
00:49:19So where?
00:49:20The seafood shack and you're driving.
00:49:31Thanks, man.
00:49:32So have you thought at all about that exclusive interview? Don't do those every day.
00:49:37Of course. I mean, after our latest scan, though we both have plenty of buzz, that interview would be huge.
00:49:44I hope so. But judging from your outfit today, I don't know if you fully adapted to the celebrity lifestyle.
00:49:50Okay, don't remind me. You have no idea what I went through that day. I literally escaped the office under
00:49:56a bunch of flying food.
00:49:59But Louis showed up, so that was helpful.
00:50:02Well, it sure was convenient timing for him. I was coming to help you. I just, I never market it.
00:50:09It's okay. This exclusive totally makes up for it.
00:50:13You know, I've never done one of these before. What do I get?
00:50:20Um, well, I can. How about I serve you a crab leg?
00:50:40You guys mind if I join?
00:50:41Louis? What are you doing here?
00:50:43Photos of you already online. I thought I was your husband.
00:50:47It was my responsibility to show up, you know, make sure no scandals happen.
00:50:52Like someone hitting on a married woman.
00:50:56Like someone hitting on a married woman.
00:50:59Wow, that is incredible.
00:51:01You've only been awake, what, three, four hours, and already you're letting your insecurity talk.
00:51:07I'm just here to make sure that, uh, no questionable people get close to my wife.
00:51:13Call it a responsibility, you know?
00:51:16I mean, you did already ruin her reputation last time, right?
00:51:19Yeah, so I'm not responsible enough to marry her while I'm deep in a coma, box in her entire life
00:51:23as a result.
00:51:24Okay, I think there has been a misunderstanding.
00:51:27Louis, Zach very nicely asked me to do this exclusive interview for him. That is why we're having lunch today.
00:51:33Oh, an exclusive interview. That sounds interesting.
00:51:38Maybe they should ask you about your dating history. There's probably a lot of interesting stuff there, huh?
00:51:44Yeah, there's a ton. I've gotten up to a bunch the past couple years. It's the type of thing that
00:51:48you can do when you're not unconscious.
00:51:49Ah!
00:51:49How about we all eat some seafood? This is a huge combo.
00:51:53I'm just setting boundaries. Something you clearly know nothing about.
00:51:57Oh, I know boundaries. Like not telling Anne what she can and can't do.
00:52:02Not interrupting when she's trying to have a nice dinner with a friend.
00:52:05Oh my god. I think I've had enough of this childish little bickering, so enjoy this feast without me.
00:52:12I'm gonna go.
00:52:13Okay, Anne. Anne!
00:52:18Oh, Lucci, air my ass. Can't even pick up the tab.
00:52:26Hey.
00:52:27Hey, walking away is not a great habit, but I know Zach is incredibly annoying.
00:52:32Well, don't pin it all on him. You act like you're in kindergarten.
00:52:36And now I am seriously worried about tomorrow's investigation.
00:52:38Okay, well, don't be. I'm going with you.
00:52:41Yeah, that's kind of the reason why I'm worried.
00:52:45Just promise me that whatever happens tomorrow, you follow my lead. Okay?
00:52:50Okay.
00:53:06What?
00:53:09Nice outfit.
00:53:11It's not easy toning down all.
00:53:14Okay, hot guy.
00:53:16Let's move.
00:53:19Oh, no, no, no.
00:53:21We're not taking that. That's way too high key.
00:53:25We're taking that.
00:53:45Oh, all right. Do we really need to do this?
00:53:48Yes, absolutely. This is called low profile.
00:53:51Okay, then why do I feel like everyone's staring and judging me?
00:53:56Probably because you still look good even if you're squished on the back seat like that.
00:54:01Yeah, I'll keep telling myself that. All right, come on.
00:54:16I think you can let go now.
00:54:18Yeah.
00:54:22Well,
00:54:26here we are.
00:54:27From now on, we travel light.
00:54:30I brought something too.
00:54:34Why did you bring those?
00:54:35In case I need to punch them. Yeah.
00:54:37Keep them under control.
00:54:39Okay, well, let's hope it doesn't come to that.
00:54:43If I recall, you handcuffed me for the entire night the other night.
00:54:49I think it's your turn to see how it feels.
00:54:50Are you?
00:54:50Lewis!
00:54:52Can you not be five years old for one second?
00:54:54It's not a big deal.
00:54:55Okay, look.
00:54:56All right.
00:54:57Now we're both handcuffed.
00:54:59See, no big deal.
00:55:00Can you get it off, please?
00:55:01We have to go.
00:55:02I have a key.
00:55:03Relax.
00:55:10Take it off.
00:55:11I think I left it at home.
00:55:13You what?
00:55:14Okay, hold on.
00:55:15Maybe I can get it off without it.
00:55:17Take it off.
00:55:17We just got here and we already look like idiots.
00:55:20I'm so sorry.
00:55:22I didn't expect them to be so user hostile.
00:55:25Well, I guess we're stuck like this now.
00:55:28Whatever, we have to go.
00:55:40Why did that idiot have to wake up now?
00:55:44This ruins the whole plan.
00:55:47He's roasting you.
00:55:51I'm gonna get my recorder.
00:55:58Okay, follow my lead.
00:56:07Well, I guess the poison I used on Louis Bellucci was way too mild.
00:56:19That moron actually woke up.
00:56:23Reed, have you seen?
00:56:25No.
00:56:25We handled everything clean.
00:56:27Good.
00:56:28Good.
00:56:30And the chairman of the Kennedy Group won't make it to the week.
00:56:32I want it done clean, fast, and I want it traced to no one.
00:56:36You got it?
00:56:39And the payment?
00:56:41We still haven't been paid for taking out Kennedy's partners.
00:56:44Last time or the time before.
00:56:46We risk our lives out here, you know.
00:56:47We don't do charity.
00:56:49Yeah, I got it.
00:56:51Relax, okay?
00:56:53You'll get your money.
00:56:54I'll wire it soon.
00:56:56But if you help me take out Louis Bellucci and clear the way for me as the CEO of the
00:57:01Bellucci Group,
00:57:02I'll pay double.
00:57:06I've got enough footage.
00:57:16Who's there?
00:57:19No one gets out of here knowing what happened.
00:57:21Go!
00:57:22Take them out!
00:57:23I got you.
00:57:24I got you.
00:57:24Go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:57:27No, no, no, no, no, guys.
00:57:30Come, come, come, come, come.
00:57:31Hey, hey, store's off.
00:57:32Up, come, here.
00:57:36There they are.
00:57:46Come on.
00:57:47Help me over here.
00:57:50Come on.
00:57:50Use more muscle, man.
00:57:53Oh, fuck.
00:57:54Fuck.
00:57:55Fuck.
00:57:56This sounds like business, man.
00:57:57I'll have to kill them.
00:57:58Man, fuck it in pants anyways.
00:57:59Fuck this shit.
00:58:00Fuck.
00:58:02Okay.
00:58:03That was terrifying, but it's an accomplished though, right?
00:58:08I mean, we basically got your brother to confess to trying to kill you, so that's helpful.
00:58:13I don't know where to thank you.
00:58:16I'm sure you do.
00:58:18Just raise the price.
00:58:20Twelve million.
00:58:21Twelve?
00:58:21Okay.
00:58:22Why don't you just aim higher?
00:58:24Why don't you just ask for the shares of the Bellucci Group?
00:58:26Well, careful.
00:58:27I might actually take you up on that.
00:58:31Okay, well, we're safe for now, but how are we going to get out of here?
00:58:40It's not even a handle.
00:58:42How are we going to get out of here?
00:58:44What?
00:58:50Great.
00:58:54Okay, I think we're stuck in here.
00:58:55Yeah, well, handcuffed in case you forgot.
00:58:58And no service.
00:59:00Does anyone else even know where we are?
00:59:01No, Steve doesn't even know where I am.
00:59:04I guess we just leave it up to fate.
00:59:13What?
00:59:13Well, what happened?
00:59:15Where are they?
00:59:15They ran into the room.
00:59:16It was locked.
00:59:18I think they got away.
00:59:20Got away.
00:59:24You're useless.
00:59:25You're both absolutely useless.
00:59:27Did you?
00:59:28Did you at least get a look at their face?
00:59:29What did they look like?
00:59:31A man and a woman.
00:59:33The woman looked like that paparazzi from the recent scandal.
00:59:36Yeah.
00:59:37Yeah.
00:59:38Recent scandal.
00:59:41And Morris.
00:59:43And the guy with her.
00:59:44What?
00:59:44It must have been that actor guy.
00:59:45Zach making headlines.
00:59:46Was he good looking?
00:59:49Was he cute?
00:59:50Was he hot?
00:59:51Was he beautiful?
00:59:51What?
00:59:52He's cute.
00:59:52He's good looking.
00:59:53Good looking.
00:59:55Good.
00:59:55Then it's gotta be them.
00:59:56Let's go.
00:59:57Let's go get them.
01:00:02I mean, it's not so bad.
01:00:03It could be worse.
01:00:04You know, worst case scenario, they find us in a couple of days.
01:00:07And we have the camera.
01:00:08It's all the evidence.
01:00:10Basically national heroes.
01:00:12Yeah.
01:00:14Honored for exposing your darling brother,
01:00:16who pretends to be a harmless pretty peacock,
01:00:20but is actually a hitman hiring psychopath.
01:00:23By the way, you guys are brothers.
01:00:25How are you this different?
01:00:27I didn't even know I had a brother until after college.
01:00:30I thought I had the perfect family.
01:00:31And my parents died.
01:00:34And I saw him for the first time at the funeral.
01:00:39That's how I learned my dad was cheating.
01:00:41And I had a half brother that I didn't even want.
01:00:45So my grandma took him in, and pretty soon he wanted to take over the company.
01:00:50And he poisoned me.
01:00:53More than once.
01:00:56Steve started to handle everything for me, and just tried to make sure he didn't put the
01:01:01company under.
01:01:02You know, sometimes the expectations of everything can just like weigh you down.
01:01:07You know?
01:01:10I guess too many expectations is better than none.
01:01:15When my mom died, my dad let my stepmom run everything.
01:01:21None of them believed in me.
01:01:23They didn't want me to succeed.
01:01:25But I just, I pushed through and I worked really hard and studied and
01:01:32I'm gonna be happier than any of them ever will be.
01:01:36I know you will.
01:01:38I always thought that.
01:01:40If you let me, I'd really like to be there to see it.
01:01:45Yeah.
01:01:47I'd like that.
01:01:50How about this?
01:01:53In two weeks we get married for real.
01:01:58Okay.
01:01:59Let's do it properly this time.
01:02:00Okay.
01:02:19You two are together.
01:02:22What's going on?
01:02:23What did I miss?
01:02:25It's not my looks like.
01:02:26Yes.
01:02:28Well, maybe it is.
01:02:29We are together now.
01:02:31I was gone for one day.
01:02:33What happened?
01:02:34You'll be fine, Zach.
01:02:35Okay.
01:02:36Thank you, by the way.
01:02:38How did you guys even find us?
01:02:40Well, we'd been trying to reach you all day and got nothing.
01:02:43Finally, Zach decided to track your location on your phone.
01:02:48Searched every room in this factory.
01:02:50This storage room is the only one that was left.
01:02:52Got a technician to open the doors.
01:02:55I really appreciate that.
01:02:57Anne and I both really appreciate that.
01:03:01Anne, can I talk to you alone for a second?
01:03:04I would love to, but-
01:03:06Unfortunately, we're a little chained up at the moment.
01:03:08So unless you want me part of that conversation, I don't think so.
01:03:14Oh, how about tomorrow?
01:03:16Gotcha.
01:03:17Um, seems like you two have this sorted.
01:03:21I think I've done my part.
01:03:22I'm going to head out.
01:03:25I'm going to go to a bar.
01:03:27I'm going to get very drunk.
01:03:28I'm going to hook up with a random woman.
01:03:32Maybe a man.
01:03:33Who knows?
01:03:34Don't text me.
01:03:39Listen, you shouldn't have jumped in and answered for me.
01:03:43I'll find the time to talk to him tomorrow.
01:03:44You're right.
01:03:45I'm sorry.
01:03:46I know you can handle it.
01:04:10I can break it to you, but you've been hugging that cocktail and crying for like three hours.
01:04:17Come on, man.
01:04:20Oh, it is what it is.
01:04:24Are you sure you don't recognize me, man?
01:04:28Nope.
01:04:32But, since you look so miserable,
01:04:38this one's on me.
01:04:41Judging Jason over here.
01:04:45Welcome to my bar.
01:04:46Welcome to my bar.
01:04:46You look haggard.
01:04:53Oh boy.
01:04:54I only had two drinks.
01:04:56My tolerance isn't that bad.
01:05:04Zach, watch out behind you.
01:05:06Oh, shit.
01:05:08What the fuck, man?
01:05:09You just bought me a drink a second ago.
01:05:12Oh my god, Zach.
01:05:13Zach, are you okay?
01:05:15Oh, the drink.
01:05:16I'm figuring it out.
01:05:17Zach.
01:05:18Zach, I love you.
01:05:20I'm your number one fan.
01:05:22I've been waiting my whole life for this moment.
01:05:25Sure, yeah.
01:05:26Zach, he's like your insane super fan or something.
01:05:29And he drugged my drink.
01:05:31I'm going down soon.
01:05:32We gotta run.
01:05:33Hey, you.
01:05:33You're that woman from the scandal.
01:05:35What's that?
01:05:36Mm-hmm.
01:05:37You filthy bitch.
01:05:40I'm going to kill you.
01:05:41Run, run, run.
01:05:42Let's go.
01:05:46Come on, come on, come on.
01:05:47Go right here, go right here.
01:05:51Ann, this is hitting really hard.
01:05:54I cannot run anymore.
01:05:55You got to stay with me, okay?
01:05:57You'll be fine.
01:05:58Ann, this is a shitload of Molly and GHB.
01:06:02I'm not going to be awake for very long.
01:06:04You just got to call the cops and leave me, man.
01:06:07Dear Zach, where are you?
01:06:11Don't hide from me.
01:06:16I'm just a skeech.
01:06:19Yes.
01:06:19I'm going away myself.
01:06:21Hey, psycho.
01:06:22You bitch.
01:06:24If you know what's good for you, step aside right now.
01:06:27I might just let you walk away.
01:06:29Not a chance.
01:06:31I'm actually going to teach you a lesson for Zach.
01:06:37Zach here would never like a fan like you.
01:06:41That's all you got?
01:06:43Of course not.
01:06:45You're really pathetic.
01:06:46Did you know that?
01:06:47I bet you just pretended to be nice to get close to Zach and drug him.
01:06:50Is that right?
01:06:51You said that you love him, but you can't even show him your true self.
01:06:53It's disgusting.
01:06:54You better stop doing this.
01:06:56You know, the second Zach sees you, he would have run in the other direction because he hates people like
01:06:59you.
01:06:59And he chose me.
01:07:01Not you.
01:07:01Never you.
01:07:02You bitch.
01:07:03I'm going to bash your head in.
01:07:06You don't mean to do that?
01:07:07Ah!
01:07:08Nice!
01:07:12Oh, what?
01:07:14Hey, hey.
01:07:15Are you okay?
01:07:16Yeah, fine.
01:07:17My arm just hurts a little.
01:07:18Take him to the Bellucci mansion.
01:07:20Don't tell anyone.
01:07:22Um, Zach passed out.
01:07:25The guy drugged him.
01:07:26It's fine.
01:07:26My guys will take him to the hospital.
01:07:28He told me your location.
01:07:29That's how I knew you were here.
01:07:30Really?
01:07:31Yeah.
01:07:32I didn't expect you guys to ever work together.
01:07:42Talk.
01:07:44Right now.
01:07:45Who sent you?
01:07:46No one.
01:07:48Nobody sent me.
01:07:50I did it myself.
01:07:51I just love Zach.
01:07:53That's all.
01:07:54Oh, really?
01:07:55Let's go over a few things, shall we?
01:07:58You're not a bartender.
01:07:59You just disguised yourself as one tonight.
01:08:02And you just happened to be carrying a sedative?
01:08:04It sure seems like you were after Zach.
01:08:06But the real puzzle is, how did you even know he was going to be there?
01:08:10Stop messing with him.
01:08:12Fine.
01:08:13We already know everything.
01:08:15We unlocked your phone, so we're just giving you a chance to say it yourself.
01:08:18All right.
01:08:18All right.
01:08:19I'll talk.
01:08:21I love Zach.
01:08:23Okay?
01:08:24Last night, this man in the purple suit just suddenly showed up.
01:08:28He said he could help me have Zach.
01:08:31Said he knew people around him and could track his location.
01:08:34Still obsessed with the purple suits?
01:08:37He gave me the sedative.
01:08:39Told me exactly what to do.
01:08:41He said I could have Zach all night as long as I sent some photos afterward of us.
01:08:48You know.
01:08:51Together.
01:08:57Okay, that is disgusting.
01:08:59Okay, here's what's going to happen.
01:09:00You're going to call him right now.
01:09:02You're going to say you got something about Zach.
01:09:05You're going to meet him at the park nearby.
01:09:07You got it?
01:09:14Okay.
01:09:14So, what's going on, buddy?
01:09:16Figured you'd be busy tonight.
01:09:18Too busy to mess with anyone else, especially me.
01:09:21I am.
01:09:22Thank you, sir.
01:09:22Right.
01:09:23Introductions.
01:09:24This is Charlotte.
01:09:24She helped us track Zach's phone.
01:09:26And apparently you have some huge dirt on Zach that she insisted on being here to hear for herself.
01:09:32You really are delightfully wicked, aren't you?
01:09:34All right, enough.
01:09:35Okay, so spill it already.
01:09:36What's the Zach thing?
01:09:40I'm...
01:09:41I'm sorry.
01:09:46Wait, no.
01:09:47What's going on?
01:09:48Vincent Bellucci?
01:09:50Charlemagne, you're under arrest for conspiracy to commit murder and aggravated assault.
01:09:55What?
01:09:56This must be some sort of mistake.
01:09:57You can't arrest me.
01:09:58Do you idiots have any idea who I am?
01:10:03Well, we...
01:10:05We already collected all the evidence, so...
01:10:07And you're witness, so...
01:10:10Well, he's over there.
01:10:12No.
01:10:12No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:10:14This is a setup!
01:10:15You think you can frame me?
01:10:17Oh, gee, no, nobody.
01:10:19How...
01:10:19All right, enough.
01:10:21You're done, Vincent.
01:10:23Everything you did led you to here.
01:10:25Oh, you're trying to stop me.
01:10:27You know who I am!
01:10:30Sir, you're a genius.
01:10:32Oh, ah!
01:10:35When the bat hit me, that's killing me now.
01:10:38Okay, come on, I'll take you.
01:10:44Do I really have to share a room with him?
01:10:46Oh, please, you think I enjoy this?
01:10:48It gives me a headache looking at your gaunt face every day.
01:10:51You look like a haunted Victorian child.
01:10:53Okay, show some respect, man.
01:10:54I'm your rescuer.
01:10:55I saved you from a very yucky situation with that bartender.
01:10:58Okay, if your blind brother hadn't gotten us mixed up, I would never have been in this situation to begin
01:11:04with.
01:11:04Okay, I have had enough of this.
01:11:06You two are acting like children.
01:11:08I'll lead you two to argue together, and I'm gonna go find some peace.
01:11:12Don't kill each other.
01:11:26Hey, you're a solid guy.
01:11:30I feel like I can trust Anne with you.
01:11:35It means a lot.
01:11:36Better treat her right, though.
01:11:39One false move, I'll be right back here.
01:11:43I promise I am not going to give you that chance.
01:11:49In two weeks, we're going to do a proper wedding.
01:11:51You should come.
01:11:53You're an important witness.
01:11:58Wouldn't miss it.
01:12:04The bride is entering.
01:12:06Please, all rise for her.
01:12:11It happened on me.
01:12:15A stolen glance at the wedding.
01:12:18Eyes closed.
01:12:20Steam in the bathroom light.
01:12:25I'm so moved.
01:12:27Me too.
01:12:28I can't handle scenes like this.
01:12:31Dearly beloved,
01:12:32we are gathered today to witness the union of Louis Belushi and Anne Morris.
01:12:40Louis, Anne, I'll ask you to share your vows
01:12:44and affirm that you entered this marriage willingly and wholeheartedly.
01:12:50I do.
01:12:52I do.
01:12:54Seriously, can't this guy show up to one wedding without being injured?
01:12:58Who knows?
01:12:59Maybe it's that type of romance.
01:13:02Louis, you may kiss the bride.
01:13:10I do.
01:13:11Say it's true.
01:13:14Don't be shy.
01:13:17I can feel it move.
01:13:21Say it's fake.
01:13:23Say it's pretend.
01:13:24Why can't I want to just let it end?
01:13:28Say it's fake.
01:13:29Say it's fake.
01:13:30Say it's fake.
01:13:30Say it's fake.
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