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Love at the First Sight

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00:00:25Breaking news.

00:00:26There's been an incident at the Monte Vista High School lock-in.

00:00:30Two LAPD officers were at the scene and witnessed the crime.

00:00:34We go now live to Monte Vista, where students were gathered for the annual school dance.

00:00:39Well, Officer Lagney and I arrived at the scene to find these packs of gang members in

00:00:43the midst of gun violence.

00:00:44And we immediately pounced the evildoers and we have the situation under control.

00:00:50Yeah, we have to take care of this before more innocent kids are hurt.

00:00:53Bunch of savages, animals that belong in a zoo.

00:01:00First of all, that cop is high as hell.

00:01:03Look at him.

00:01:04Second of all, that's not even how it went down.

00:01:07Let me rewind to the beginning.

00:01:11This was actually the greatest night of my life.

00:01:14And would you believe me if I told you it was a tell of love?

00:01:17The cops may have led with it a tragedy, but you can't never trust the police.

00:01:20Hey, this is my story.

00:01:23So I should tell it.

00:01:24It'll probably be a little less racist.

00:01:25Where are you going to be at tonight?

00:01:28Best believe that you're going to be over at Monte Vista High School because it is going

00:01:32down.

00:01:32Super size.

00:01:33It was a smash hit.

00:01:34The hater dance would be in the neighborhood, man.

00:01:37It's probably 106th annual unity in the community school dance is going down at Monte Vista High

00:01:41school, Eh, school karma.

00:01:42One-oh-one-oh-one, two-oh-one, two-oh-one, two-oh-one, two-oh-one, two-oh-one,

00:01:47two-oh-one, two-oh-one, two-oh-one, two-oh-one.

00:01:48That's supersize.

00:01:49That motherfucker.

00:01:50And I'm a fucking a-rat song.

00:01:51Shit.

00:01:52I will give him that supersize some pussle just as soon as I can.

00:01:57Want mama to walk you here, baby?

00:01:59No, mama, I'm good.

00:02:00You ain't good, nigga.

00:02:01You ain't but four feet, goddamn tall chick.

00:02:04Hold on.

00:02:06I don't want nobody fucking with my baby, God damn it.

00:02:13Ma!

00:02:15I protect my baby.

00:02:18Come on.

00:02:19Here we go.

00:02:21Now listen, if some shit goes down,

00:02:24I want you to page me, all right?

00:02:26Ma, don't nobody use pages no more.

00:02:28We got iPhones.

00:02:29Man, I know what's going on in these streets.

00:02:31God tell a bit.

00:02:33Ma, I promise I'm good.

00:02:37All right, well listen, I gotta get to the motherfucking church anyway.

00:02:39Go on in there and make mama proud.

00:02:41Learn something.

00:02:41Give mama a kiss, though, baby, before I go.

00:02:58Kiss me, Nick, before I bloom.

00:02:59Mm-mm-mm.

00:03:14I love you.

00:03:15Take care.

00:03:16Learn something today.

00:03:17Make mama proud a little bitch.

00:03:18Tell your teacher I said, hey!

00:03:21You got something?

00:03:22Yeah, I got something.

00:03:23Hold on.

00:03:26Run.

00:03:27Yeah, roll out.

00:03:28I got you.

00:03:29Hit me with that football.

00:03:30I'm gonna fuck your ass up.

00:03:40Hey!

00:03:42Hey!

00:03:44Hey!

00:03:48Hey, girl, what's up?

00:03:50What your name is?

00:03:50To your home, girls, it's the Rangers.

00:03:52Tad it in, you like that?

00:03:54Axl and whites for the big, but I like that.

00:03:56Drop that flow, Patriot baby, you like it?

00:03:58I got a damn pack.

00:03:59Shake that, can I date that?

00:04:00Maybe call it back?

00:04:013-1-0 booty so fat.

00:04:03Didn't ask for the number, I knew that.

00:04:05Pretty girl, check it.

00:04:06Tasha, Keisha, man, Lisa.

00:04:09Pretty girl, check it.

00:04:10Jess, Pam, the coach, Mika.

00:04:15Rangers, those dudes are amazing.

00:04:18Best dance click at our school.

00:04:20And one of them is actually my older cousin, Day Day.

00:04:24See, I met him at a family reunion once,

00:04:27but I don't even think he'd remember my name.

00:04:29See, man, I'd do anything to be down with that click.

00:04:33Now, that's what it's about here, clicks.

00:04:35Now, they're not gangs, but it's far from some study buddy shit.

00:04:39It's more so sororities and fraternities

00:04:42without the college education and social benefits.

00:04:45Let me explain.

00:04:46Each school is divided and segregated into clicks.

00:04:49Monte Vista is no different.

00:04:51You got your backpackers, the nerds,

00:04:54the vegan tree-loving dreadheads.

00:04:57You got your dirty ghetto kids,

00:05:00AKA your hood skaters.

00:05:02Oh, and that stink finger.

00:05:05Across the street, you'll find the lamest fools

00:05:08to ever step foot in the hood.

00:05:09Girl, let me carry your books for you, girl.

00:05:11They all dropped out of school like 10 years ago,

00:05:14but these fools still up here every single day.

00:05:16A bunch of old wannabe gangsters

00:05:18who want to holler at young chicks

00:05:19but always fail miserably.

00:05:21We're not carrying any books.

00:05:22And if we were, you wouldn't be able to touch them.

00:05:25You wanna carry these balls then, bitch?

00:05:27Yeah, yeah.

00:05:28Put the balls in your book bag, bitch.

00:05:31I told the bitch to carry my balls.

00:05:33Give me some what?

00:05:34I said carry my balls, bitch.

00:05:35Somebody give me some what?

00:05:37Let's ride out.

00:05:38I know that's right.

00:05:39Thanks.

00:05:41Then there's the essays.

00:05:43The real gangsters.

00:05:44Legend has it,

00:05:45if you look one of them in the eye, you could die.

00:05:47Where we come from,

00:05:49blacks and Mexicans have never gotten along.

00:05:51It's a ghetto civil war that defies logic.

00:05:53It's like vegetarians beefing with vegans.

00:05:56It's the same shit.

00:05:58See what I did there?

00:06:00And the most notorious badass essay of them all is Big Junior.

00:06:05A while ago, he got sent to prison for burning down a school dance.

00:06:09Because he thought some blind guy was looking at his little sister.

00:06:12Which just so happens to be the girl of my dreams, Anastasia Moreno.

00:06:16I've been in love with her since we shared a nap time towel in the first grade.

00:06:20I was so nervous, I pissed on myself, all over the towel, all over her.

00:06:26I sure enough did.

00:06:28She ain't looked my way since.

00:06:30It's probably because we're from two totally different worlds.

00:06:32I mean, she's a sweet girl.

00:06:35A part of the hottest female clique that my school has ever birthed.

00:06:38Let's take a moment to enjoy.

00:06:42Each day through my window, I watch her as she passes by.

00:06:52I say to myself, you're such a lucky guy.

00:07:02Man, look at her.

00:07:04She's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.

00:07:06Yeah!

00:07:08It's truly my dream come true.

00:07:12Wait a minute.

00:07:13Is she looking at me?

00:07:17Jason Phoebe Jackson.

00:07:19Oh, this is my shot.

00:07:20This is my moment.

00:07:22Seize the opportunity.

00:07:33Go get him, buckaroo.

00:07:35Oh, yeah.

00:07:36I forgot to introduce you to the Prairie Puff Man.

00:07:39The tobacco industry's propaganda pitch man that's been killing kids for years.

00:07:43Yeah, I wasn't always super cool.

00:07:46Until I discovered these.

00:07:49My mother smokes eight packs of these death doobies a day.

00:07:53And since she's a single parent, he's the only man I've ever seen in my house.

00:07:57Prairie Puff Man is like my guardian angel.

00:08:00Don't cheat.

00:08:01My role model.

00:08:02Tough, rough, and rugged.

00:08:04A true definition of a man.

00:08:06Go get him, buckaroo.

00:08:07Go check it.

00:08:08Go check it.

00:08:09Try some keisha, betsyzyza.

00:08:11Go check it.

00:08:12Yeah, sp 통 control to me.

00:08:15Go check it.

00:08:16Go check it.

00:08:17Yeah.

00:08:19Go check it.

00:08:20Go check it.

00:08:20Nah.

00:08:20She ain't shaking that thing, girl.

00:08:22What's up, man.

00:08:23My nigga what the fuck, bro?

00:08:25Go check it.

00:08:26Go check it.

00:08:27Morning.

00:08:29What's that?

00:08:30Oh Richard Payne summit.

00:08:33Worst moment in the history of fucked upness.

00:08:36Thanks.

00:08:39It looks like a dick, but smaller.

00:08:46Little dude ain't even circumcised.

00:08:49How's that, bro? Why are you even looking at this nigga dick?

00:08:51Niggas dick look like Franklin.

00:08:57Hey, bro, play your pants.

00:08:58He used to sit there with his pants down.

00:09:02Attention, it's 745.

00:09:04We're the students who lost their prosthetic legs.

00:09:08Please hop your heads down here to the guidance counselor's office.

00:09:12Hey, guys, hey, guys, wait up.

00:09:14Yo, how can I be a ranger?

00:09:16I know everything about y'all. I got all your mixtapes.

00:09:19I know all your dance moves.

00:09:21I was even thinking of getting a ranger tattoo.

00:09:23I do whatever it takes, I swear.

00:09:26Okay, little piggy in the blanket dick.

00:09:28You really about that ranger life, Dede?

00:09:31Whip it out.

00:09:32The ranger's got to getting some.

00:09:35Memorize it.

00:09:36Now, if you want a pleasure to be in the illest clique,

00:09:38you got to get the drawers off one of the illest chicks.

00:09:41That's right, panties.

00:09:42When you come back with a fresh pair of sweet girl panties, you in.

00:09:47Uh, can it be like a sock or something?

00:09:50Panties.

00:09:51Like these.

00:09:54These are quiches from last night.

00:09:57She just gave you those?

00:09:58For sure.

00:09:59Aight, now here come them sugar drawers.

00:10:01Take your pick, little dude.

00:10:13But it was just my imagination.

00:10:16Yo, yo, yo.

00:10:17Snap out of it, Uncirkey.

00:10:19Ranger shit is real.

00:10:21South Central wasn't Bill No Day.

00:10:23So can you pull it off or what?

00:10:26Uh, when am I supposed to have this done?

00:10:28Tonight.

00:10:29Tonight?

00:10:30Tonight.

00:10:31But you just said South Central wasn't Bill No Day.

00:10:34Eh, I don't know what that shit mean.

00:10:35I should be saying shit because niggas be fading.

00:10:38Y'all expect me to have sex with one of the most untouchable girls in our school.

00:10:41Tonight.

00:10:42Yeah.

00:10:43That's not even humanly possible.

00:10:45Yeah, it is.

00:10:46Tonight is the unity in the community school dance, fool, and it's a lock-in.

00:10:51You know what happens at the lock-in, boy.

00:10:57Okay.

00:10:58For those of you that don't know what a lock-in is, let me explain.

00:11:01In an attempt to give all races and classes of students a safe party environment and keep

00:11:06them away from gang violence, we have an all-night campus party that culminates in a sleepover

00:11:11in a gym.

00:11:12Nice, safe, and wholesome, right?

00:11:15Wrong.

00:11:16Instead of a lock-in, they need to call it the get-it-in.

00:11:20Because that's all that's happening all night long.

00:11:23Everybody sneaks off somewhere to get they freak-in.

00:11:27Drink-in, smoke-in, and frolic-in.

00:11:33But the main attraction is the Power 106 concert and talent show.

00:11:38Last year, the new boys won taking home two grand and a major label record deal.

00:11:43Their lives change forever, and they're coming back this year to judge and give another act

00:11:47a ticket out of the hood.

00:11:49Aw, shit, y'all.

00:11:50We're late.

00:11:51We better get to class.

00:11:52Nigga, we the rangers.

00:11:53We're not worried about being late to class.

00:11:55Yeah, we run this school.

00:11:56This school don't run us.

00:11:58Extra me and then quit trippin'.

00:11:59Y'all with the big dogs, running this school.

00:12:02School don't run us.

00:12:03Ha-ha.

00:12:04Ain't that right, too.

00:12:06Langston?

00:12:06Yeah.

00:12:13Aw.

00:12:18Aw.

00:12:19Taughty, taughty, taughty!

00:12:21Get your little hot pocket sized ass to my office!

00:12:24Give it to me, give it to me, give me the phone.

00:12:26In here, sir.

00:12:35That's what's wrong with you kids.

00:12:36Your mind is filled with all that old bullshit.

00:12:39I'm about sick of it.

00:12:40If I was your daddy, I'd be gonna throw your ass up.

00:12:43I wouldn't play it.

00:12:44I wouldn't put up with none of it.

00:12:45That's right.

00:12:46I'm trying to...

00:12:49Ooh!

00:12:50Look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that, that, that, that, that, that, that.

00:12:54Oh, yeah.

00:12:56Stop looking at my guy!

00:12:58I'm gonna tell you one time, and I ain't gonna tell you no more.

00:13:01Keep your eyes and your mind off my bitch!

00:13:07I mean, my faculty.

00:13:09I'm sorry about that, Miss Johnson.

00:13:11She hear every damn thing, everything.

00:13:14Yeah, he is a bitch sometimes.

00:13:16I need to talk to you about that little butt-naked dance you just did out there on the quad

00:13:23just a minute ago.

00:13:27Well, I'm not circumcised either.

00:13:31And I'm 60-something years old, still ain't circumcised.

00:13:35Yeah, join the club!

00:13:37You got a turtleneck little dick too.

00:13:40You got a German Shepherd dick, I got a German Shepherd dick.

00:13:43You got a Sean John leather on your dick, that's what you got.

00:13:46That's right, Levi leather.

00:13:49I know it, when your little dick gets the little blanket laying on it and cookie crumbs and stuff like

00:13:54that, it's hard to blow off.

00:13:56I know what you're talking about, because I deal with it all the time.

00:13:58You ain't even gotta use a condom.

00:13:59Just twist the tip off like a balloon.

00:14:02Got a little ball pop up.

00:14:04Mo' pleasure!

00:14:07Principal Rogers?

00:14:08What?

00:14:09Is there any reason that you have me in your office?

00:14:11Yes, that's the reason why I got you in here.

00:14:14I want to ask you something.

00:14:16You having a problem out of them Ranger boys?

00:14:18The Rangers? No, they're my friends.

00:14:22That's what I'm talking about. See that? See that?

00:14:24I'm sitting up here trying to defend you and you running with them.

00:14:26I'm gonna tell you something, Jabba.

00:14:28You trying to start some shit around here.

00:14:30The Rangers now all of a sudden is your friend.

00:14:32Ain't that a bitch?

00:14:34You running down here fooling with the Mexican kids?

00:14:36They're gonna fuck one of y'all up up and around here.

00:14:38Somebody's gonna bend you, spin you, and go up in you.

00:14:40This is my school.

00:14:41And I ain't gonna play that.

00:14:43I don't like one of them there a bit.

00:14:45Is you getting initiated in the gang, Young Gemini?

00:14:48Uh, my name is Jason.

00:14:51And no, I'm not.

00:14:53I'm gonna tell you something, Jeff, bro.

00:14:54You gonna try to start a race ride?

00:14:55You better lead them little Mexican kids along.

00:14:58They're gonna jump on you.

00:14:59Yeah, four to five of them gonna jump on your little ass.

00:15:01They're gonna have Home Depot little jackets on and everything.

00:15:03They don't play that bullshit. Look at that.

00:15:07There. Pimp shit.

00:15:09You think it's a gang?

00:15:11You think it's a gang?

00:15:12You're gonna end up on first, first, first, first 38.

00:15:17First 38.

00:15:18I thought it was...

00:15:19Yes, 38, nigga.

00:15:21Yes?

00:15:21Oh, I hear it.

00:15:22You need one more phone to your teacher tonight for the lock-in?

00:15:25And you heard it right, baby.

00:15:26And I need to hear a quick in a cacket lick his ass.

00:15:28All right, great.

00:15:30We'll see you later.

00:15:36Get that ass up tonight.

00:15:38Huh?

00:15:39I mean, are you going to the school dance tonight?

00:15:41Yeah, come on.

00:15:42Get your little nose ass out of here.

00:15:44Get on out of here.

00:15:51I hate the dance.

00:15:53I hate the dance.

00:15:55I hate the dance.

00:15:56I hate the dance.

00:15:57Oh!

00:16:16What the fuck?

00:16:18Seems like today's your unlucky day... day?

00:16:21Hey? That's funny, fool.

00:16:26Hey. Man, why y'all messing with me?

00:16:29I know you got some lines to move or something.

00:16:35It's your day-day. You have a real important phone call.

00:16:43Who's this?

00:16:46What? Niggas speak English. Who's this?

00:16:51It's Junior. Just got out. And he wants his money.

00:16:57Yeah, don't keep him holding on the phone, Holmes.

00:16:59It's you.

00:17:02My bad, Junior. I didn't know it was you.

00:17:05How did you get out? I thought you was in jail for triple life.

00:17:08I want my money or I'm going to kill you.

00:17:12Look, man. I got your money. Don't worry.

00:17:15Sir, 25 cents for another minute.

00:17:17$2,000 before midnight. Or all your family will die.

00:17:21What did he say?

00:17:22Don't ask me, fool. I don't speak Spanish.

00:17:25Where's my money, asshole? Who's this day-day?

00:17:31$2,000 by midnight. Or Junior's gonna kill you.

00:17:38Shit.

00:17:43Two grand? Man, where am I gonna get that from by midnight?

00:17:47Dede, you cool? Hell nah.

00:17:49These essays are throwing me over some shit my wack-ass father did.

00:17:53Uncle D smoke?

00:17:54Yeah. That lying-ass nigga, Darren.

00:17:57See? My mom thought it'd be a good idea for me to go visit him in prison.

00:18:02Say hi, Daddy. Say hi, Daddy.

00:18:04Hi, Daddy.

00:18:07Who's goddamn white baby is that?

00:18:08This is your baby, okay? He's just light-skinned.

00:18:11Mm-hmm.

00:18:13That one might be mine. That one right there.

00:18:16I'm not totally sure. Just because you name him Darren don't mean he belong to Darren.

00:18:20But I don't care what this baby's name is.

00:18:23This baby is right-skinned, but not light-skinned.

00:18:26That is a white child. That is Caucasian from the mountains of Caucasus.

00:18:30That is a Slavic baby, a Viking from Iceland.

00:18:34That's a good-that baby got 730 as a credit rating right now as an infant.

00:18:38You the only one I've been with, Darren.

00:18:40Bitch, let me explain to you the math.

00:18:42I've been in here 16 consecutive years.

00:18:45You know how long consecutive is, don't you?

00:18:47Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:18:47Okay, so it means one right after the motherfucking other.

00:18:50Because I ain't never missed a day.

00:18:52So clearly you've been having some conjugal visits with some other motherfuckers other than me.

00:18:57That's not my baby.

00:18:59That's almost a grown white man you brought in here.

00:19:02His glasses are certainly grown.

00:19:04I've never seen a baby with that type of prescription.

00:19:07And why does that baby look like Officer Joshua?

00:19:11Bitch, you been fucking the guard?

00:19:13Nuh-uh, nuh-uh.

00:19:14Hey, Darren. I talk to my mom like that, man. Be respectful.

00:19:18You're absolutely right. I apologize for that.

00:19:22It's just that this bitch...

00:19:23There you go again.

00:19:25Your mother was misbehaving.

00:19:27I'm sorry. I should've set a better example in front of the nice white gentleman and your mother.

00:19:35All right. So, could I please speak to my black son privately, please, if that be okay with you, Darren?

00:19:41Mm-hmm.

00:19:41I mean in no disrespect, sir. Hope to work for you one day when I get out.

00:19:45Come on, baby.

00:19:47Raggedy head, sir.

00:19:49Oh, yeah.

00:19:51Look, excuse me, son. This is my first white baby.

00:19:55What's up, man?

00:19:57I'm in a jam.

00:19:59What?

00:20:00Uh, there was a gambling incident and I need, uh, like, 13,000 cigarettes, preferably 6,000 of those non

00:20:11-menthol, and then like 5,000 pineapple fruit cups.

00:20:15That's worth about $2,000 on the open street market if you can handle that for me. I appreciate it.

00:20:20Darren, what are you talking about?

00:20:23Well, see, what had happened was...

00:20:27Wait, you got to do a flashback within the flashback? Nigga, you know you can't do that.

00:20:32Nigga, I'm a criminal. That's what I do. What I'm not supposed to do. So now, what had happened was...

00:20:40No Mexican has ever beat me in dominoes. Ever.

00:20:44But one day the cash was on the line, I'd been sippin' that lean, and it caught me slippin'.

00:20:52What's this got to do with me? It's your problem.

00:20:55Uh, I didn't have the money, and in lieu of the money, I told Junior and his crew that I

00:21:02had a rich son in a famous rap group,

00:21:04and I'm sure a little funky $2,000 don't mean nothin' when he clockin' all the dollars out there, Mr.

00:21:11Major Buckety Bucks.

00:21:12What? Man, we ain't signed yet. I ain't got no money.

00:21:17All right, well, let's not be a gloomy Gus, okay?

00:21:20If you didn't learn nothin' from your white brother, it's learn, always look on the bright side of life.

00:21:27But you still haven't given him any money?

00:21:29No, I gave him orange this morning.

00:21:31But they're already tryin' to make me make small booty payments, and I only got a small booty to work

00:21:36with.

00:21:39Look here, man. Um, I only got one booty hold. You understand what I'm sayin'?

00:21:44They don't take debit or credit or nothin' in here. It's just hold, okay?

00:21:49Now, I've been holdin' on to it for 16 years. I don't see no reason to let it go now

00:21:53over a few little pineapple fruit cups and some cigarettes.

00:21:58Speaking of which, I need you to do me a favor.

00:22:03You think you could listen to these for me?

00:22:04That's disgusting, man. What'd you pull that out from?

00:22:07Oh, from my Louis Vuitton prison bag, nigga. What do you think? I pulled them out my ass.

00:22:12You ain't got to smell it. Just listen to it. I know, I know. It's time.

00:22:16Look, I only got a few seconds before they snatch me up outta here, cause I'm a gangster.

00:22:21But look, I need you to save my gangster. If you don't embarrass me in front of that white man's

00:22:25child, you better lock me down.

00:22:27Some father I got, huh? Now I got to play junior by midnight.

00:22:32Anyway, you get them draws yet? I'm just messin' with you. Come on, bro. You got P.E.

00:22:39Wait, you notice I was in your B.E. class?

00:22:41Yeah, man. I see you near the foe, lookin' all in that play like a shit.

00:22:46Hey, let's keep this junior thing between me and you, though.

00:22:48It's 11 o'clock. Get y'all ratchet ass in the class!

00:22:56Man, I'm in a tight situation.

00:22:59Go ahead. Keep laughing in my pain.

00:23:01But the struggle is real.

00:23:04Big Junior just magically got released from a triple life sentence,

00:23:07and he's on a mission to kill my cousin Day Day.

00:23:09And probably me, too, once he finds out I'm trying to get his sister's panties.

00:23:13Are those panties really worth dying for?

00:23:17She probably got some really nice panties.

00:23:21I guess I gotta do what I gotta do.

00:23:23It's like my man Shakespeare said,

00:23:25Love is a smoke made from the fumes of sighs being purged of fires sparkling in lovers' eyes.

00:23:36Get your asses up for some aerobics!

00:23:39Stay your asses up!

00:23:40Don't make Coachella mad today, don't make me mad!

00:23:43Come on, now!

00:23:44Let's get into this hater dance, shall we?

00:23:46Five, six, seven, and eight!

00:23:49And to the leg!

00:23:49One, two, three!

00:23:51Whoo!

00:23:52Yeah!

00:23:53Come on, guys!

00:23:54Man, what the hell you doing, piglet dick?

00:23:56Move like you got some damn rhythm!

00:23:57Come on!

00:23:58Not that!

00:23:59Yeah, side to side, yeah, side to side, and side to side!

00:24:02Oh, yeah!

00:24:03Keep going!

00:24:04Mm!

00:24:06Do the dance!

00:24:10Not so hard, thank the dash!

00:24:11Not so hard, okay?

00:24:13Man, I'm so sick of this damn song.

00:24:15Yeah, but I do like the way B3 booty shapes through that dance!

00:24:19What's a B3?

00:24:21Man, you gotta keep up with the acronyms if you're gonna be a ranger.

00:24:24B3 is big, booty, thank you.

00:24:27Come on, JX, let's roll over there right now.

00:24:29I like that, JX.

00:24:31That's your new name.

00:24:32Yeah, that's right Dougie with it, boy!

00:24:35That's the Frederick Dougie right there, you old nigga!

00:24:38Um, can we help you, little boy?

00:24:40No, love.

00:24:41You little homie with us.

00:24:42Um, sorry, Langston.

00:24:44I ain't know.

00:24:45Hey, didn't we go to preschool together?

00:24:48Uh, me?

00:24:50No.

00:24:51Uh, see, I'm from Nigeria.

00:24:57Yeah, that's it.

00:24:59You peed on me in elementary school.

00:25:02What?

00:25:03What?

00:25:04What are y'all doing not participating in my calisthenics?

00:25:07Huh?

00:25:09Coachella, we tired of doing that fake-ass electric slide, man.

00:25:12The hater dance is loved by everybody.

00:25:14We don't like it.

00:25:15Oh, well, I'm sorry to hear that, baby Chris Rock face.

00:25:18Why you hate the hater dance, huh?

00:25:20You gotta like it.

00:25:22Okay!

00:25:24We about what's popping next, not now.

00:25:26Yeah, we about to give you a little taste of what we gonna do tonight.

00:25:29Check it out.

00:25:30Who painted your back?

00:25:31Leo Negro DaVinci?

00:25:33Watch this, little niggas.

00:25:34They are so disrespectful.

00:25:58I'm like, I was gonna like aww.

00:26:04E3ia

00:26:04Faris

00:26:04And

00:26:042.

00:26:06Now she on my balls, caught all the rebounds Got me feeling like a hound, sniffing for kitty

00:26:10I found Attracting all the women with them big old

00:26:14booties No time for no games and I'm supposed to be

00:26:16a rookie Switching in them heels, make a nigga wanna

00:26:19heal I'm a dog staring at ass, till my paws get

00:26:22a feel Shout it, what's the dealie?

00:26:24These niggas can't get with me with my twenties and them fifties

00:26:26Yeah, sitting on them titties Right, take a back

00:26:29And all these niggas looking like really black

00:26:31He getting to the money, it's funny These older women is really attracted to me

00:26:35Now I'm denying ratchets and steady stacking this money

00:26:38She fuck it up, she fuck it up, I be dancing on the butt

00:26:41She fuck it up, she the baddest in the club

00:26:44She fuck it up, I be dancing on the butt, she fuck it up

00:26:48So I tell them if you got ass to shake that

00:26:50You got ass to shake that, if you got ass to shake that

00:26:53You got ass to shake that, you got ass to shake that

00:26:55I run the back

00:27:02Yo we killed that, we definitely gonna win the night

00:27:05Bro you already know sup, I know you saw how Jasmine was on me

00:27:09That's gonna be my bust down tonight

00:27:11Nigga you're right, you know her daddy a pastor

00:27:14What? Are you doubting the powers of a ranger?

00:27:17My fault, I'll repent

00:27:19Yo yo, check that out, that's confidence right there

00:27:21They still ain't gonna smash, but it needs to be confident

00:27:26I don't know bro, this old sweet girl thing seem to be a little bit out of my league

00:27:30How can you get my name out?

00:27:32You blew it y'all

00:27:33Don't strip, you know the cheats

00:27:35No you won't, little nigger

00:27:37We can report to the office, man

00:27:40We can report to the office

00:27:45Hi Mrs. Johnson

00:27:47Hello bitches

00:27:51Hi boys

00:27:55Stop looking at my bitch

00:28:01Students, it's 12.30

00:28:03Lunch time, reduced lunch, free lunch, hell

00:28:08No lunch

00:28:12Hey man, look at these little niggas

00:28:13I need some moves

00:28:14Moves?

00:28:15Oh man

00:28:16That's why rangers is gay

00:28:17What's up?

00:28:17Nigga, what the fuck you say?

00:28:19You heard what he said, fools

00:28:20Y'all gay

00:28:22Man, that's the best you could come up with

00:28:24Yeah

00:28:24Yeah, cue these niggas off, yo

00:28:27I don't little niggas, fine

00:28:37Uh, yeah

00:28:38Look at this

00:28:39Uh, it's ranger game, man

00:28:42Look at these suckas

00:28:43We run this school

00:28:44Y'all niggas don't want it

00:28:45Hot, like your mama coochie or something

00:28:47Shit, don't stop

00:28:50Plunger

00:28:50Dude, you ass stout

00:28:52Plumber, I don't understand something

00:28:54What?

00:28:55Why you dressed like a man but got breasts like a woman

00:28:57For lunch?

00:28:58Eat a dick if you hungry

00:29:00What?

00:29:00Could've been your pops but I got jipped by the mung

00:29:02Your mama pussy be your way

00:29:03That shit is stanky

00:29:05Woo!

00:29:05How you put up with that stench?

00:29:07Even stink finger wouldn't get up in that bitch

00:29:09Green pubic hairs like fuckin' on the Grinch

00:29:12Met your mama freshman year, we've been fuckin' ever since

00:29:14Nigga, ain't that about a bitch

00:29:16Look at your gears, either this or the rim

00:29:19Your pants so tight, I can see your pussy print

00:29:21Camera told Joe, let him know who you with

00:29:24Like Bernie Mac, I'm the king of this comedy

00:29:26And the back of your neck look like grits

00:29:28How many?

00:29:29Your braids so old, they singin' Negro spirituals, homie

00:29:31Oh, nobody, no

00:29:33Tell the truth to booty loose, huh?

00:29:35Honestly, come out the closet

00:29:37With your promise ring

00:29:38You call this gay, we happy, nigga

00:29:40But I just played your girl like an action figure

00:29:43Matter of fact, I'm a passer, nigga

00:29:45Yo, J-Extra, go and blast these niggas

00:29:51Uh, yo

00:29:54Listen

00:29:55Man, I told y'all this kid was arranging material

00:29:59Uh, students, you think I'm playin'?

00:30:07I'm walkin' round here, I'm lookin' for ya

00:30:08Get your little goat smellin' answers in your glass

00:30:11I'm out here workin', I'm lookin'

00:30:13Don't make me sneak up on ya

00:30:15Give it to me, give it to me, give me the funk

00:30:19I smell pussy or pot?

00:30:23It's pot

00:30:25Oh

00:30:35Smoke weed everyday

00:30:38Everyone take out your poems and pass them to the front

00:30:41I hope you students ain't frontin' on some bitch-ass shit

00:30:44And try and turn in some old Jay-Z lyrics

00:30:46I got all his albums

00:30:48I fucks with hoes

00:30:55Well, it was just my circumcision

00:31:05Ms. Moreno, late again

00:31:09Sorry, Ms. Billingsley

00:31:10You must think Billingsley is a punk bitch

00:31:14Because you are treatin' me like a bitch

00:31:16Comin' up in my class all late and shit

00:31:19Ms. Billingsley, it's not even like that

00:31:21And I bet your ass didn't do the homework assignment either, huh?

00:31:24Well, actually, I, um, I have something

00:31:28Uh-huh

00:31:29Um, works, uh

00:31:33I mean, I liked it

00:31:35It's formatted correctly

00:31:37The words are beautiful

00:31:38You just forgot to put your name on it

00:31:40So, you didn't think it was too long?

00:31:43Nah, you're perfect

00:31:44It's perfect

00:31:46Thanks

00:31:49Oh

00:31:50You decided to actually do some work

00:31:53Well, I have got to hear this shit

00:31:55Ms. Moreno, do us the honor of reciting that poem

00:31:59What?

00:32:00To the front of the class, Ms. Moreno

00:32:03Ms. Billingsley

00:32:04Don't talk back to a pimp

00:32:06Respect my gangster

00:32:22Admiring from afar

00:32:24Courting in secret

00:32:27Wishing for my star

00:32:30My prayers to keep it

00:32:33You are my star

00:32:35In the safety of my dreams

00:32:39You are my star

00:32:42Beauty gazing for what seems

00:32:45Like an eternity

00:32:47Too fearful for speaking

00:32:50Too nervous for flirting

00:32:53My words escape me

00:32:55Yet flourish from the page

00:32:57Maybe it's not yet my season

00:33:00My love ferments with age

00:33:03I guess I must wait

00:33:05I confess I must say

00:33:07You are my star

00:33:10You are my star

00:33:13But I am just a glimmer in the galaxy of your existence

00:33:17But I go unnoticed from a distance

00:33:19Burned by your heat

00:33:21I've yearned for so long

00:33:23For you without me

00:33:26Is like a singer with no song

00:33:29Yet still

00:33:31You are my star

00:33:37I'm sorry

00:33:38Oh shit

00:33:39That motherfucker was hella dope

00:33:48I'm sorry

00:33:55Students it's three o'clock

00:33:57School is over

00:33:58The school dance is tonight

00:34:00No gang attire

00:34:01No lace front

00:34:02No thongs

00:34:03No cecesters

00:34:05See you tonight

00:34:12Hey man where the hell is your clothes

00:34:14The horse got the munchies

00:34:16A maiden

00:34:16Smooth move back there in class my son

00:34:19But now it's time to rope this filly

00:34:21Damn is she talking to me

00:34:23Here she comes

00:34:23Jason

00:34:25Jason

00:34:27Oh my god

00:34:29She gave me an A

00:34:31She even wrote

00:34:32Your poem was the shit

00:34:35I wish I was as good a writer as you

00:34:37I mean

00:34:38You're talented

00:34:39I've seen you

00:34:41Really?

00:34:42I mean

00:34:43I got the vocals

00:34:44Just

00:34:45Not much of a songwriter

00:34:47Maybe you should let me help you with that

00:34:50Yeah?

00:34:52That would be cool

00:34:54I guess I owe you now

00:34:56Nah you don't owe me

00:34:57It's the least I could do after peeing on you in preschool

00:35:02I knew I wasn't crazy

00:35:03That was really stupid

00:35:04That was you

00:35:04Shut up

00:35:05Shit

00:35:07Excuse me?

00:35:08Huh?

00:35:08I said shut up all them haters

00:35:10And uh

00:35:11Give me your number

00:35:14Okay

00:35:24Okay

00:35:25You should give me a call sometime

00:35:27And maybe we could write a song together

00:35:30Yeah

00:35:30I'd like that

00:35:34Fuck you nigga that's how you do that shit

00:35:35Oh and

00:35:36Aren't you going to the lock-in tonight?

00:35:38Uh

00:35:38Yeah

00:35:39Cool

00:35:40I'll see you there then

00:35:42Yeah

00:35:45Give me a nigga

00:35:46That's how you do it nigga

00:35:47That's how you do it

00:35:48Hey Uncircle

00:35:49She give you the drawers yet?

00:35:53Oh man

00:35:54I'm working on it bro

00:35:56Look we finally got a little confidence

00:35:58Yeah

00:35:59Got a little bit of swag too

00:36:01The youngster got her number

00:36:02I can't believe it

00:36:03That's right

00:36:04You know he ain't going to do nothing with it

00:36:05But get ink on his dick when he jackin' walls

00:36:07Pa pa pa pa pa

00:36:10Ah shit

00:36:11Who raggedy ass shit is that?

00:36:13Jason bring your ass up boy

00:36:15Nigga that's your mama

00:36:17Nigga that's your mama

00:36:18Aw hell no

00:36:21God damn this boy gonna make me get out the goddamn cops

00:36:24Ah here to see what happening

00:36:25She not all the way my mama

00:36:27She kind to my mama just a little bit

00:36:31Shit

00:36:31Get it cus

00:36:33Motherfucking shit

00:36:34You know that you cus

00:36:35I set on two cus

00:36:37Nigga you lying

00:36:38Actually

00:36:38She's a doctor

00:36:39I swear

00:36:40Don't make me embarrass you

00:36:41Out here in front of this school

00:36:42Now come on

00:36:43We gonna be in my crib

00:36:44Alright I'm gonna hit yourself

00:36:45You ain't gonna hit shit

00:36:47Who the fuck are they any damn way

00:36:49Mama this is my friend

00:36:50Ha you ain't got no fucking friends

00:36:51Where are you gonna get me

00:36:54Cus

00:36:55Cus

00:36:56Hey hey hey hold on hold on hold on

00:37:11Hey hey hey look at me

00:37:12I'm not worried about that little squirt gun you got nigga

00:37:15I got pussy hair tougher than you

00:37:17Yeah it's on top of your lip bitch

00:37:18Motherfucker

00:37:19Alright

00:37:36What seem to be the problem person?

00:37:38You know nothing

00:37:38If everything cool around here we straight

00:37:40I done told you little motherfuckers to stop coming up to this school you grown ass niggas

00:37:44You're trying to gang bang you need to bang a job

00:37:46I done told you about selling drugs around here

00:37:49Come on ain't nobody into that

00:37:50We ain't into that life we just say no to that

00:37:52Ain't that right my niggas?

00:37:53Excuse me say what?

00:37:54I said we say no to drugs

00:37:55Come again say what?

00:37:57N-N-N-N-N-uh

00:38:00Percy you think you slick I'm on your ass

00:38:02I'm on your ass like stink on shit

00:38:04Come on I told you stop calling me Percy in front of my homeless man

00:38:06It's og little pretty thug you know what it is

00:38:09A pretty thug?

00:38:10A pretty thug?

00:38:12A pretty thug?

00:38:12You look like a pretty little chimpanzee

00:38:15Not when I do this

00:38:18Amazing.

00:38:19You look like OG Meerkat.

00:38:22Meerkat?

00:38:22Yeah, you look like a little Meerkat.

00:38:23All four of you is short. You understand?

00:38:26Y'all of you can do a flip under the bed.

00:38:30Nigga, are them the shoes with the wheels on the bottom of them?

00:38:33You up here at the school with some Heelys on.

00:38:36I'm crazy.

00:38:38Now, let this student in this beautiful supermodel...

00:38:42Thank you, baby.

00:38:43Come on through.

00:38:44Let's give it that.

00:38:45Let's see it.

00:38:47Don't leave Marone around here.

00:38:48Hit me again.

00:38:50Built like that goddamn cop.

00:38:52Call me when you wanna ride, too, motherfucker.

00:38:55Yes, Lord.

00:38:58This bootleg brings all the boys to the yard, huh?

00:39:01Trust and believe.

00:39:02I'll stick my face in her ass.

00:39:04You get stuck.

00:39:05That's how I got told Daddy to knock me up.

00:39:08Knock me good enough.

00:39:11I want you to stay out of my woman's face.

00:39:12I don't want that, bitch.

00:39:14Yeah, get on out of here.

00:39:15All way.

00:39:16All way.

00:39:16Let's roll, let's roll.

00:39:17You sure?

00:39:18Upstart, bitch.

00:39:20Got it, damn it.

00:39:20All of you better be in the car seat when you leave here.

00:39:23Easy, come.

00:39:24Easy, come.

00:39:25Easy, come.

00:39:34I don't give a fuck, bitch.

00:39:36Go around, bitch.

00:39:37Go around, bitch.

00:39:38Go around.

00:39:39I don't give a fuck.

00:39:40Fuck you looking at, motherfucker.

00:39:42Ah, fuck.

00:39:44Now, going around with the LADD eyewitness ride-along.

00:39:50So this is what we like to do all day.

00:39:52Survey the land and look for evildoers.

00:39:53And we like picking up bitches.

00:39:55What the fuck would you say that in the camera for?

00:39:57You don't like picking up bitches?

00:39:58I love picking up bitches.

00:40:00I haven't seen it in the camera.

00:40:01Holy shit!

00:40:02Rock the cock block!

00:40:04We got some serious rock in the cock block right here.

00:40:07We're in hot pursuit.

00:40:08They're pulling over.

00:40:09And we got ourselves a hot tamale right here.

00:40:12This is what taxpayers pay for right here.

00:40:15And these boys are mine, baby.

00:40:19Rock the cock block.

00:40:21Rock the cock block.

00:40:22Taking these animals down.

00:40:23This is what we're doing right here.

00:40:25I got you in the back.

00:40:27Turn the music down.

00:40:30Turn the music down.

00:40:32Turn the music down.

00:40:33Turn the fucking music down.

00:40:35Hold on, I can't hear you.

00:40:36The music is too loud.

00:40:37Let me turn it down.

00:40:38How fast you were going?

00:40:41Um, apparently not fast enough.

00:40:45Officer, since you caught her.

00:40:47Obviously, these guys are on drugs, okay?

00:40:50Do you have any paraphernalia in the car?

00:40:52Any weapons?

00:40:52No, sir.

00:40:53I mean, I'm a male officer.

00:40:57Penis?

00:40:58It's penis.

00:40:59It's French.

00:41:01Hey, penis.

00:41:02All we got is these brownies my grandmother made

00:41:04in this non-alcoholic grape drink

00:41:07to wash it down with.

00:41:08Really?

00:41:09Can I have some of that?

00:41:11Yeah, yeah.

00:41:11Where's the drink?

00:41:12What the fuck are you doing?

00:41:14What the fuck are you doing?

00:41:15This isn't a restaurant.

00:41:17I'm starving.

00:41:17I didn't have anything to eat today.

00:41:19But you can't eat shit from them.

00:41:21Your grandmother made these?

00:41:22Yes, sir.

00:41:23These are amazing.

00:41:23You tell her she needs her own show.

00:41:25This is ridiculous shit!

00:41:27Get out of the car!

00:41:28You have to be firm and authoritative

00:41:31so that these perps treat you with respect.

00:41:33Cop locked!

00:41:36Hot pursuit!

00:41:37Hot pursuit!

00:41:38Hot pursuit!

00:41:38Two black men in a white Rolls Royce

00:41:40going down Fairfax!

00:41:42Roger that, Officer Penis!

00:41:43It's penis!

00:41:475106, the heavy hitter T.J. Bellyfell

00:41:50with the only first family here.

00:41:52Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:41:56Get your shout-outs on power106.com.

00:42:00Tonight, we're broadcasting

00:42:01the high school with the new boys.

00:42:05It's all about unity.

00:42:06Yeah, man.

00:42:07I don't have to make you work the corners.

00:42:09Make us some money, man.

00:42:10Whatever, home.

00:42:12I can feel the burn.

00:42:14This thing works.

00:42:15You feel like Bruce Lee?

00:42:15We better start rehearsing

00:42:17if we're gonna win the talent show tonight.

00:42:19I got some cool moves.

00:42:21Hey, pretty bitches.

00:42:23I know you didn't just disrespect us

00:42:25and call us bitches.

00:42:26You talking about disrespect?

00:42:27Ain't nobody disrespect you.

00:42:29I said pretty bitches.

00:42:30Disrespecting you is calling you ugly bitches.

00:42:32It's a compliment, bitch.

00:42:34Them bitches don't know.

00:42:35Ay, he does have a point.

00:42:38Damn, he's kinda cute

00:42:39in a little chocolate smurf type of way.

00:42:41It's me, baby.

00:42:42You see?

00:42:44You guys can't be serious.

00:42:46Do you hear your friends?

00:42:48Come on, you guys.

00:42:49Let's go inside.

00:42:50This bitch over here acting like a C-U-N-T-A-Wanna.

00:42:52Hey, why don't you stop cock-blocking,

00:42:54you little Mexican bitch?

00:42:55You see she over here trying to get it?

00:42:56Let your girl get it.

00:42:58Over here fucking up games.

00:42:59Stankin' bitch.

00:43:00Mexican bitch.

00:43:01What the hell?

00:43:02Bitch.

00:43:03Oh, shit.

00:43:04Let's go.

00:43:07We are funny.

00:43:12What the fuck?

00:43:15The fuck you all rollin' up on four cubs?

00:43:17Huh?

00:43:17You must don't know.

00:43:18He can't know.

00:43:19Huh?

00:43:19He can't know.

00:43:20I said, stop cock-blocking you little Mexican bitch.

00:43:23That's why I said, cuz.

00:43:24This nigga got me fucked up, cuz.

00:43:26Man, show him what you do.

00:43:27Aw, shit.

00:43:27Come on, nigga.

00:43:28It's back here.

00:43:29There you go.

00:43:30OG little pretty thug, nigga.

00:43:32I'm about to put this nigga in the box, man.

00:43:34Don't do it.

00:43:34Calm down.

00:43:34You know how you get.

00:43:35Six feet under, nigga.

00:43:36You hear me?

00:43:37Fineral service.

00:43:38It's 7 now.

00:43:38It's 7 feet.

00:43:39Nigga, I'm talking face on a brochure.

00:43:41Boy.

00:43:42Lights out.

00:43:42Hear me?

00:43:43Okay.

00:43:45You got me fucked up, cuz.

00:43:47Come back.

00:43:47You got me fucked up, cuz.

00:43:49Come back.

00:43:49Pretty thug, nigga.

00:43:50You understand?

00:43:51You don't know, ask somebody.

00:43:52Don't fuck around and get shot by a pretty nigga, nigga.

00:43:55What the fuck is he talking about?

00:43:57I said, OG little pretty thug.

00:43:58Come again, say what?

00:43:59I'm telling him.

00:44:01Oh, shit.

00:44:02This nigga re-hulls me in.

00:44:03This nigga re-hulls me in.

00:44:05Oh, shit.

00:44:06This motherfucker's strong.

00:44:07Fucking thug, nigga.

00:44:08I killed you, bitch.

00:44:09Oh, Jesus Christ.

00:44:10What the fuck?

00:44:12Hey, man.

00:44:12Get the grenade on this nigga, man.

00:44:14Give us an eye.

00:44:15Grenade this nigga, man.

00:44:16Bring him.

00:44:17Bring him.

00:44:19Bring him also a hand.

00:44:20Put him down.

00:44:21He don't deserve it.

00:44:22Hey, man.

00:44:22And get this cholo, nigga.

00:44:24Bam.

00:44:25I get pretty for this shit.

00:44:27I'm gonna get you pretty.

00:44:33Hey, man.

00:44:34Goddamn.

00:44:35Get it through you.

00:44:36Ah.

00:44:37Shit.

00:44:38Oh, shit.

00:44:40Fuck off.

00:44:41Hey, man.

00:44:41Shoot.

00:44:42Wake up.

00:44:43Hey, man.

00:44:44I feel that shit.

00:44:45Enough.

00:44:46Enough.

00:44:47Nice.

00:44:49Shit.

00:44:50I always wanted to do that, eh?

00:44:53Hey, man.

00:44:54Grab my gun.

00:44:55You was all right?

00:44:56Grab my gun.

00:45:00I can't understand you.

00:45:01Oh, shit.

00:45:03Now, you can't shoot a nigga with Jesus on his face.

00:45:04Now, come on.

00:45:05In the name of our law, don't do it.

00:45:06Fall back, ho.

00:45:07Fall back.

00:45:08OK.

00:45:17What's that you said about my sister?

00:45:21A little about mine, cuz.

00:45:28No bullets?

00:45:31No bullets?

00:45:31This motherfucker put no bullets in his gun.

00:45:33What up, man?

00:45:35That's like your life.

00:45:36Keep in blanks, man.

00:45:39Hey, is that the new boys?

00:45:41This is not the new album.

00:45:42This shit.

00:45:43Fuck that shit.

00:45:44That's not my own nigga.

00:45:45Y'all got me fucked up.

00:45:52All the way up.

00:45:53Hey.

00:45:54You took it like a real Gino.

00:45:56You took it like a real Gino.

00:45:56Ride on these niggas, man.

00:46:01Oh, shit.

00:46:02We met at the World Star.

00:46:03Hey, that shit crazy.

00:46:05Hey, nigga.

00:46:05I killed them niggas off.

00:46:06You did no good shit.

00:46:07Hey, y'all.

00:46:08You hear that niggas, man?

00:46:09Look whose mom finally let him out the house.

00:46:11Man, y'all whack.

00:46:12Don't be hating because my mama care.

00:46:14Yellow-ass mama.

00:46:15She care about gunplay.

00:46:17For real.

00:46:18See your little cameo on World Star?

00:46:20Check it out.

00:46:21She got a million views.

00:46:22Is it tight?

00:46:23Yeah.

00:46:27You loser.

00:46:29Langston, can I use your phone to call Nastassia?

00:46:31Why didn't you call her at your crib?

00:46:33Well, we don't have a house phone.

00:46:35All we got is my mom's pager.

00:46:37Besides, I need more support from my guys, you know?

00:46:40So I'm mad nervous, y'all.

00:46:42For sure.

00:46:44Call her.

00:46:45And I'm going to call George Kush and light up this blunt.

00:46:49You know what?

00:46:52I can't believe they beat my record.

00:46:54You know, I hold the record for most videos.

00:46:56Retired on one of six.

00:46:57Uh-huh.

00:46:58But I never done it.

00:46:59And this one is smashing it.

00:47:00How many days have you been on?

00:47:02178 days and go.

00:47:03Hey, nigga.

00:47:04Hey, nigga.

00:47:05Hey, nigga.

00:47:07Chase, Chase, Chase, Chase, Chase, Chase.

00:47:10Chase, Chase, Chase, Chase, Chase, nigga.

00:47:13The place.

00:47:14Pinche gordo.

00:47:19Hello?

00:47:20Yo, it's Jason.

00:47:22Who the hell is Jason?

00:47:25What do you want with my daughter?

00:47:27Um, hey, sir.

00:47:29It's Jason.

00:47:30And I want to speak with Anastasia, sir.

00:47:32Man, you didn't answer my question.

00:47:33Who are you?

00:47:34And what the fuck do you want with my daughter?

00:47:37Um, me and Anastasia are assmates.

00:47:39I mean classmates.

00:47:40And we share a room.

00:47:42We share a classroom.

00:47:43And I help her with her homework.

00:47:44And I wanted to know if she needed more help.

00:47:47If she needed me to help her with her homework.

00:47:50Hold on.

00:47:51Anastasia!

00:47:53I'm coming.

00:48:01Hello?

00:48:03Hey, Anastasia.

00:48:06Jason?

00:48:08Yeah.

00:48:09I thought this was your cell phone.

00:48:12I lost my cell phone.

00:48:14This is my home phone.

00:48:15What's up?

00:48:17Uh, nothing.

00:48:19What's up with you?

00:48:21Hey, yo, tell her to put the phone up to her coochie.

00:48:26Excuse me?

00:48:27Uh, nothing.

00:48:28Nothing at all.

00:48:29Nothing.

00:48:30Um, um, I guess I'll see you later on at the lock-in.

00:48:35Later on.

00:48:37I guess so.

00:48:45Fuck the cat daddy.

00:48:46Fuck the Macarena.

00:48:48Fuck MC Ham.

00:48:50Fuck Jay-Z.

00:48:57Straight crash and burn.

00:48:58Thought I was shook when her dad got on the phone.

00:49:01It was downhill from there.

00:49:02She probably think you a big-ass dork right about now.

00:49:05Told you about the Mexican daddies, man.

00:49:07You niggas in mi casa, fool.

00:49:09Confidence, bro.

00:49:10That's all it is.

00:49:12Stop being so fuckin' nervous.

00:49:13Yeah, virgin.

00:49:21Who was that on the phone?

00:49:23Nobody.

00:49:24It was just a friend from school.

00:49:25He was helping me with homework.

00:49:27Oh, yeah?

00:49:27He's helping you out.

00:49:28And your little friend from school, is he, um, a negrito?

00:49:32What does it matter?

00:49:34Orale, Kim Kardashian.

00:49:35Now you're dating black guys?

00:49:37Papa!

00:49:38Papa!

00:49:39Don't papa me.

00:49:40Okay?

00:49:41I know how suave black guys are.

00:49:43They talk to you with that mac daddy lingo holding their giant penises.

00:49:48Alright?

00:49:49And I could tell by this kid's voice over the phone, it was all deep.

00:49:52He's got a giant palo.

00:49:54No, he doesn't.

00:49:56What?

00:49:56What did you say?

00:49:58Nothing.

00:49:59Look, Ana, you're a beautiful Latina, which means-

00:50:03Which means what?

00:50:04Which means you're fertile as hell.

00:50:07Then I don't want some little black nappy-headed baby with a big penis running around this house, touching all

00:50:12my shit, and leaving him for me to raise.

00:50:14I can't believe we're talking about this right now.

00:50:17Baby, baby.

00:50:17I'm a virgin.

00:50:18I didn't run off like you and mom and get pregnant when I was 16.

00:50:23Alright, well, you know, at least I stuck around to take care of my children.

00:50:26Those black guys come around with the cool talk, and they get you in bed, and when you get pregnant,

00:50:32they turn into magicians.

00:50:34Magicians?

00:50:35Yeah, magicians.

00:50:36Like the author we saw at the casino, David Coppertone.

00:50:38Yeah, Coppertone.

00:50:39He was good.

00:50:39Yeah, he was funny.

00:50:40The rabbits?

00:50:41Yeah, they were cute.

00:50:42They disappear.

00:50:44I don't want you to become a statistic, alright?

00:50:46I'm telling you, because I want you to take care of yourself.

00:50:49I care about you, mija.

00:50:50Papa, don't worry about me.

00:50:52Worry about your sons.

00:50:53Like Junior, the one that just got out of jail.

00:50:56Mmm!

00:50:58Or this one.

00:50:59The 18-year-old who still wears slippers because he doesn't know how to tie his shoes.

00:51:03Mm-hmm.

00:51:06Oh, no, I know how to tie my shoes.

00:51:08I just think the concept of laces is stupid.

00:51:11I have to agree with Flaco on that one.

00:51:14Who asked you to talk?

00:51:15And sabes que, why are you always here?

00:51:17Yeah.

00:51:18Why are you always here?

00:51:20What do you mean?

00:51:21I'm family.

00:51:22How are you family, fool?

00:51:23Yeah.

00:51:24How are you family, fool?

00:51:28I'm second cousin to his third cousin's cuñado, El Machete, who married Consuela, who was married

00:51:33to Pablo before and then escaped to the U.S.

00:51:35After that, El Machete took care of me.

00:51:37And then he disappeared.

00:51:39So I don't know what to do, so I just came here.

00:51:41And that's all I have to say about that.

00:51:45And you want me to be with somebody like this?

00:51:48My gosh, my boy.

00:51:50Shit.

00:51:51She might have a point.

00:51:57All right, now listen up.

00:51:59After we search y'all, we're going to lock y'all asses in.

00:52:02We're going to give away at the talent contest, and we're making some stars tonight.

00:52:06You know how we do.

00:52:07Y'all ready?

00:52:08It's all about unity in the community, y'all.

00:52:11Monavista, let's get it.

00:52:13We got the Rejects in the house.

00:52:16Two different J's, two different women.

00:52:18This is it, this bang.

00:52:20Rejects, Gilly.

00:52:20I'm not a family guy.

00:52:22Got a lot of women.

00:52:23Brand new dance.

00:52:24That's the Peter Griffin.

00:52:25Don't hit it, don't hit it.

00:52:27They hear we sellin' Kreese lines wrapped around the building.

00:52:29So Cokie hit a steward, grab his nose, he doin' vicious.

00:52:31Ratchet poppin' air.

00:52:32But Shelton call it Thanos.

00:52:34Now go and move your arm.

00:52:35Fuck your honey, y'all run in, run in.

00:52:36Let them haters know that you stuck in.

00:52:38Smokin' kaijin, turn it, turn it to a function, function.

00:52:41Blow sick.

00:52:43I don't need a weapon.

00:52:44Tell them have a cuff in.

00:52:45Peter Griffin t-shirts.

00:52:46All my, all my love it.

00:52:47Body filler like this.

00:52:48Oh snap, the Rangers in the house.

00:52:51They're the favorites to win the contest tonight, y'all.

00:52:54Got a lot of women.

00:52:55The Kreese better maintenance.

00:52:57Got a lot of women.

00:52:58The Kreese better maintenance.

00:52:58Got a lot of women.

00:53:00The Kreese better maintenance.

00:53:01Hey Ranger boys, better behave yourself tonight.

00:53:06I'ma behave on that ass tonight.

00:53:08Damn.

00:53:09Ms. Johnson got a cage.

00:53:12I ain't gonna lie.

00:53:13She is nice looking.

00:53:14Come on man.

00:53:15What you really supposed to be worried about is Anastasia nice?

00:53:21Nigga, this ain't the Disney channel.

00:53:22You better go handle that.

00:53:24She practically throwing the pussy at you fuck, boy.

00:53:26All you gotta do is catch it.

00:53:28I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm.

00:53:30I don't really know what to do though.

00:53:31I know what this little nigga need.

00:53:33Seven minutes of heaven.

00:53:38Hey!

00:53:40Everybody got their name in the hat.

00:53:42For sure.

00:53:43Y'all know how this go down.

00:53:45Seven minutes of heaven.

00:53:47I picked two names out this cap.

00:53:48Y'all go into this closet right here for seven minutes.

00:53:52First two names are...

00:53:56Julian and Big Booty Becky.

00:53:59Let's get it!

00:54:00Hey mama, what is that?

00:54:01You a nasty hoe.

00:54:04Seven minutes.

00:54:06So what's up Becky?

00:54:09Absolutely nothing.

00:54:10For seven minutes.

00:54:13Come on, don't be like that.

00:54:21Doesn't this just get your adrenaline going?

00:54:23It's like a dominatrix has your balls in a vice grip.

00:54:26This is what super cops do!

00:54:29Right, Largney?

00:54:31What the fuck are you doing?

00:54:32I've had three of these things.

00:54:35Shh.

00:54:35The best.

00:54:36What happened when you look at Coach F?

00:54:42Pay attention, fucker!

00:54:50I think you're beautiful.

00:54:52What?

00:54:53I think you're beautiful.

00:54:56You're beautiful.

00:54:58Get your hands off my tip, man!

00:55:00I'm driving!

00:55:01I like you!

00:55:06So we're not gonna do nothing, Becky?

00:55:08Would you even be interested if I didn't have this big old booty on me?

00:55:11What?

00:55:12What kind of question is that?

00:55:14That's what I thought.

00:55:15All you like me for is my booty.

00:55:17But it's such a nice booty.

00:55:22Plus, you got a cute smile.

00:55:24And the dimple that only comes out when you laugh.

00:55:28See, I'm a nice guy.

00:55:32Shit, that's all I need.

00:55:34You're gonna tell me twice.

00:55:37Daddy about to get it on.

00:55:42Love the white chocolate.

00:55:43I normally don't date white people.

00:55:45What y'all doing out in this hallway?

00:55:46Get to the dance!

00:55:47The question is, sir, what are you doing out here?

00:55:50Well, I'm the principal.

00:55:52What are you doing?

00:55:53Do you got the ETA on the new boys?

00:55:58Nah, nah, but we know about Ms. Johnson's TNA.

00:56:01You better watch them out.

00:56:03Sit up there and talk about you know something about Ms. Johnson's DNA.

00:56:06Hey, yo, what the hell is going on out there?

00:56:08Uh, Principal Rogers.

00:56:11As soon as I hear about the new boys, I'll come look for you, bro.

00:56:15Yeah, you do that.

00:56:17Snitching ass nigga.

00:56:18You know a snitch don't like a snitch.

00:56:19You take it easy. Get to the dance, nigga.

00:56:23Will do, sir.

00:56:31Hey, y'all give it up for the supersizer, y'all.

00:56:36All right, man.

00:56:38Y'all back it up.

00:56:41Song for the 80s.

00:56:46Do the shit.

00:56:48Do the shit.

00:56:56The next two names are Jason and Anastasia.

00:57:03Okay, I guess y'all not feeling the supersizer.

00:57:08The new boys on their way.

00:57:10You still got the talent contest coming up.

00:57:12The three girls, the rangers, the dirt-out kids.

00:57:15It's a huge money trying to win.

00:57:17Seven minutes.

00:57:26Ever done this before?

00:57:28Nope.

00:57:29Me either.

00:57:31Kinda awkward, huh?

00:57:33Yeah.

00:57:34Very.

00:57:41Power 106.

00:57:43Broadcasted live from Monta Vista High School.

00:57:46It's all about unity in the community.

00:57:47And we're waiting on the new boys.

00:57:49Where y'all at, man?

00:57:51Hey, nigga.

00:57:52Wake the fuck up.

00:57:54Man, fuck these niggas, man.

00:57:56Hurry up so we can back these seniors.

00:57:57Lock it.

00:57:58Don't fall off today.

00:58:00I'm still still in my niggas.

00:58:01I'll be talking.

00:58:04Woo!

00:58:05What the fuck are you doing, man?

00:58:07Get your ass out of my face!

00:58:09Talks as a baby's butt!

00:58:11Are you fucking crazy?

00:58:14Normally we have these missions more intact, but it seems that my partner has taken some kind of controlled substance.

00:58:20I'm Mark Kelly, bitch.

00:58:22I'm Mark Kelly, bitch.

00:58:24What the fuck are you doing?!

00:58:26Are you nuts?!

00:58:28Peaches!

00:58:29Bitch, bring your ass out the house!

00:58:31With my goddamn money!

00:58:33I'll blow every window in that raggedy fucking condo out!

00:58:36What the fuck are you doing, man?!

00:58:38What am I doing?!

00:58:39Take your ass out of here!

00:58:41I'm gonna kill you!

00:58:42I'm gonna kill you!

00:58:52So, um, there's, like, no chance that I could...

00:58:54You're not getting my panties.

00:58:56What?!

00:58:57I know all about it.

00:58:59Julian told Becky, who told Jasmine, who told me, all about your mission.

00:59:04Kinda stupid, huh?

00:59:05Yeah.

00:59:07And I can't go out like that.

00:59:10I understand.

00:59:11And honestly, I respect you more for it.

00:59:15Thanks.

00:59:17You're sweet.

00:59:18You're doing good, cowboy.

00:59:21Thanks, man.

00:59:22Thanks for what?

00:59:24Uh, nothing.

00:59:26You like to talk to yourself a lot, don't you?

00:59:28Me?

00:59:29No.

00:59:33It's okay.

00:59:34I used to do the same thing.

00:59:36Ever since my mom died when I was really young, I had this toy unicorn that I would always talk

00:59:41to.

00:59:41It was my best friend.

00:59:44Unicorns have a lot of wisdom, you know?

00:59:46But not as much as cowboys.

00:59:48Well, unicorns don't exist, so...

00:59:52You hit Bigfoot!

00:59:54What the fuck did you make me do?!

00:59:56I didn't hit Bigfoot!

00:59:57Who gives a fuck?!

00:59:58Look at the car!

01:00:00Oh, fuck!

01:00:01We gonna help her?

01:00:02I'm gonna come endure this vehicle!

01:00:04I gotta get those guys!

01:00:06I'm sorry, Bigfoot.

01:00:07I'm sorry.

01:00:07The fucking door doesn't work anymore.

01:00:08I'm so sorry.

01:00:09Follow me, follow me, you fucking idiot.

01:00:12Hey, yo, ladies, make some noise for four cows!

01:00:15Hey, yo, ladies, make some noise for four cows!

01:00:17I'm in love with you, I'm in love with you.

01:00:19The parties of a girl, it's almost true.

01:00:22I think you should leave your food.

01:00:26Baby, I just wanna rock me through.

01:00:29Rock you like I snap, yeah.

01:00:31Rock you like I snap, yeah.

01:00:32Rock you like I snap, yeah.

01:00:33Rock, rock, rock, rock.

01:00:34Hold up.

01:00:35Rock you like I snap, yeah.

01:00:36See her club close, it fits you.

01:00:38Not so fast, are they?

01:00:40Green eyes.

01:00:41Wow.

01:00:42Looks like everyone is fucking up.

01:00:44Wanna dance?

01:00:47Sure.

01:00:49This is my song.

01:00:51Was hardly a star seat, I beat the man.

01:00:54Snap out jeans, clean white tee, and a pair of Vans.

01:00:57Some fans come fast with a whole lot of ass and yoga pants.

01:01:00But a jam like this make you wanna slow dance.

01:01:05I'm in love with you.

01:01:07The parties of a girl, it's almost true.

01:01:10Sometimes you got to love your damn self.

01:01:14Baby, I just wanna rock me through.

01:01:17Hey, you here.

01:01:19Yeah, you are here.

01:01:20Get to the dance.

01:01:21What's up, Roger?

01:01:22Punks?

01:01:23Get your hands off my bitch.

01:01:24Get to the dance.

01:01:25Get your hands off me.

01:01:26Get off me, boy.

01:01:27Get to the dance.

01:01:28Good girl, huh?

01:01:30Jesus on the main line.

01:01:32Tell them what you want.

01:01:33Oh, yeah, Lord.

01:01:34Thank you, Jesus.

01:01:35Thank you, Lord.

01:01:36Y'all ready, homie?

01:01:37You ready, cuz?

01:01:38To, To, To.

01:01:41What about you?

01:01:41Is you ready?

01:01:42Oh, they whooped your ass, man.

01:01:45They wouldn't have did that to me, though.

01:01:46I tell you that right now.

01:01:47You know how I do it.

01:01:48Man, fuck that shit, Bam.

01:01:49You ready to ride out of what, nigga?

01:01:51Excuse me, say what?

01:01:52Man, you heard me?

01:01:53Come again, say what?

01:01:54Man, why ain't time a nigga say something to you?

01:01:55Cuz you act like you can't hear me.

01:01:57Fuck wrong with you.

01:01:58You in death from all them shots, nigga?

01:02:00No, nigga.

01:02:00It was my mama pussy.

01:02:02If I hadn't told you yet, my mama had an outbreak

01:02:05on the pussy lip because she got herpes, right?

01:02:07When she had me, the herpes hit my ear,

01:02:10fucked me all up and whatnot.

01:02:12But we in good standards.

01:02:14Bitch nasty.

01:02:15Excuse me, say what?

01:02:17Nasty bitch.

01:02:18Come again, say what?

01:02:19I know that's right.

01:02:20We got the new boys in the house.

01:02:23Fall out today, I'm still, still a famous nigga.

01:02:26I hope y'all fly, nigga, for shot.

01:02:28I can't now put your eyes on my dick.

01:02:31I'm posing shit.

01:02:33I can't now freak my shit, freak my shit.

01:02:36Freak my shit, bitch freak my shit.

01:02:38Freak my shit, freak my shit.

01:02:40Freak my shit, freak my shit.

01:02:42Bitch freak my shit, bitch freak my shit.

01:02:43I'm Rules and Rescue Chronic

01:02:52ain't begins infantry,ramer.

01:02:53Freak my shit, be heat my shit.

01:02:57I'm fighting this man.

01:03:04I've beenirling to make a shitlaşe in my shit, man.

01:03:15It's not fair.

01:03:16What's not fair?

01:03:18Anastasia and her friends and everybody

01:03:20are partying and dancing the night away,

01:03:22but we're just here,

01:03:23sitting and waiting.

01:03:27Shit, I wanna dance.

01:03:33Fuck a dance, man.

01:03:35Dance.

01:03:38Hey, hear the whispers?

01:03:41Yeah!

01:03:42Yeah!

01:03:48Woo!

01:03:54Yeah, you thought it was a ball?

01:03:55That one, though.

01:03:58What's all I gotta say about that?

01:04:06Oh, yeah!

01:04:07I ripped my pants and I don't care.

01:04:09Oh, man.

01:04:10We still got the pants.

01:04:11All right, you boys, y'all did y'all think,

01:04:13but it's talent contest time, y'all.

01:04:15If anybody out there can use an extra $2,000,

01:04:18you better be hot tonight, all right?

01:04:20So let's give it up right now for our first contestant.

01:04:23Make some noise for this sweet girl!

01:04:28Ho, ho, ho!

01:04:29Ho, ho, ho!

01:04:30Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, baby.

01:04:30Show me that you really want me.

01:04:33Because I need to hear it.

01:04:35Go ahead and push up on me.

01:04:38I can tell you really want, really want me

01:04:43You're kissing your touch, feels so damn good

01:04:48Getting under my skin, I try to fight it but I can't win

01:04:53This is all your fault, boy I love the way you touch

01:04:57Baby you touch me in the best way

01:05:01I think I love you, what can I say?

01:05:06You caught me by surprise, show me in the sky

01:05:11Straight into your arms, and I love it

01:05:15Yeah baby, baby I love the way you touch me

01:05:20Touched me, touched me, touched me

01:05:27Touch me, tease me, I'm trying to make it easy

01:05:30You're singing to my tune like your name Lil' Weezy

01:05:32500 degrees, more than just a breezy

01:05:35Hot, but the flow is snowman, cheesy

01:05:37And I wanna be real with you

01:05:39Oh baby, can I chill with you

01:05:43I'm trying to settle down

01:05:44But ain't nothing gonna be a deal now

01:05:47To the top of the world with your soul for miles

01:05:49Baby let them haters hate, I'ma hold you down

01:05:52Even though I didn't roll up on your side of town

01:05:54I'ma throw up your sack when we ride in

01:05:56Baby you touch me in the best way

01:06:00Alright, yo you seen this my nigga?

01:06:03That's cheeky

01:06:05You caught me by surprise, you shot me out the sky

01:06:10Straight into your arms, and I love it

01:06:14Yeah baby, baby I love the way you touch me

01:06:19Touched me, touched me

01:06:22Touched me, touched me

01:06:31Oh, oh my god

01:06:33Tastes like candy

01:06:36Oh, oh, my God

01:06:37Look, look, look

01:06:39Look, look, look

01:06:41Look, look

01:06:43Oh, oh, oh, oh

01:06:45Oh, oh

01:06:47What the hell is R-G-O-K-Y anyway, Ranger Gang will kill yourselves.

01:07:04Give it up for the Rangers!

01:07:30I said it's 6 in the morning and she tippin' on my dick, tippin' on my dick, tippin' on my

01:07:35dick.

01:07:35Make her scream Rangers when I'm hittin' that shit.

01:07:38No gadgets, can't fit up in my whip.

01:07:40And I got a bad bitch, but she finna get evicted.

01:07:43Gave me a lap gas, now I'm addicted.

01:07:45Standin' at attention, that's where my dick did.

01:07:48Countin' all this money high, momma come and get this.

01:07:50100, 200, 300, 400, 500, 600, 700, more I need a tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, I need a tip,

01:07:58tip, tip, tip, tip, tip.

01:08:00100, 200, 300, 400, 500, 600, 700, more I need a tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip,

01:08:09tip, tip, tip, tip.

01:08:09Corky first, rest to impress, ready to party.

01:08:12White boys in my pocket, hoes fillin' on my body.

01:08:14Get rich, don't you rock, OJ, and Ricardo.

01:08:17Stupid paper, my wallet is retarded.

01:08:19I get money, money I got, well I need a tip, then make that booty pop, make, make booty pop,

01:08:25baby don't stop.

01:08:26Tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip.

01:08:29100, 200, 300, 400, 500, 600, 700, more I need a tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip.

01:08:47What the hell is you doing man, get up man, come on.

01:08:49Shit, man.

01:08:51Shit.

01:08:52We in the middle of a party, I don't know, I'm good, thank you.

01:08:54I got brownie on my record.

01:08:57Damn, did this just ruin the Rangers chance to win the contest?

01:09:01Did it ruin my chance for the Anastasia?

01:09:05Oh, come on, buckaroo.

01:09:09You got this.

01:09:12Prairie Puffman's right.

01:09:13I can do this.

01:09:17Yo, listen.

01:09:19I can do this.

01:09:24What do I got to lose?

01:09:26Listen, they call me J-Extra, yeah boy I'm next up, pippin' and flippin' and rippin' and yeah,

01:09:31tippin' and tippin' and scale, so I used to be scared, but now I got a man up, do like

01:09:35my mama told me,

01:09:36boy you better take it up, smoke like the Prairie Puff, man, I ain't had enough, it's so tough, so

01:09:40tough,

01:09:40so rough, so tough, tough, but I just fell in love with Anastasia, yeah, do your thing girl,

01:09:45I like how you drop it up.

01:10:00Oh my god, you were amazing.

01:10:09Yo, J-Extra, you saved us, dawg, you did that, my dude, respect.

01:10:15Yo, J, where'd that come from, yo?

01:10:17Bro, I honestly couldn't even tell you, it just like came to me.

01:10:20Yo, yo, you see this right here, right?

01:10:21That's, I'm gonna need that.

01:10:22You know what I'm saying, somebody is about to walk away with $2,000, you know what I'm saying,

01:10:27DJ Felly Fell, Pye 106, Unity in the community, it's been a great night, and to announce your winner right

01:10:34now,

01:10:34y'all give it up for the new boys!

01:10:46Yo, this was a dope-ass night of performances.

01:10:50Hell yeah.

01:10:51Some of y'all did y'all thing tonight, man.

01:10:53Some of y'all were complete failures.

01:10:56Fucking booty.

01:10:58But yo, man, on the real though, it could only be one winner.

01:11:02And this group crushed it, killed it, murdered it.

01:11:06Whoo!

01:11:07So give it up for tonight's winner.

01:11:09The motherfucking...

01:11:11Sweet girl!

01:11:14Hi.

01:11:35We're gonna do a face to music.

01:11:36You feel me?

01:11:36Wait, wait, wait, hold up.

01:11:38What's 12 o'clock?

01:11:39Yo!

01:11:39That's the end of the town, Joey!

01:11:40That ain't where we zone.

01:11:41What you gotta send to now?

01:11:44That ain't where we zone.

01:11:47That ain't where we zone.

01:12:04Thanks, Junior.

01:12:05Mmm.

01:12:06Mmm.

01:12:09Junior says...

01:12:10Time's up.

01:12:11Man, the date ain't going nowhere.

01:12:14You're gonna have to kill us all.

01:12:21Cool.

01:12:22Nah, fuck that.

01:12:23It's cool, bro.

01:12:24It's time for me to have him just dip on myself like a man.

01:12:27So, what's up?

01:12:28Yeah, sir.

01:12:29Junior!

01:12:30Flacco!

01:12:31No!

01:12:32Anastasia, what are you doing here?

01:12:33Get out of here.

01:12:34Go!

01:12:35Anastasia, go back to the gym.

01:12:36We good.

01:12:36I promise.

01:12:38Ah!

01:12:43Don't talk to my sister like that, I see.

01:12:45Stop it!

01:12:47Flacco, you're gonna blast them Mexicans tonight for what they did, you OG!

01:12:51Man, fuck that nigga, Junior, come!

01:12:53Eat that OG!

01:12:54What?

01:12:57Nigga, what?

01:12:58Hold your car!

01:13:00Oh, we finna make some Mexican cunt salad, bro.

01:13:02It's about...

01:13:02Come near your salad, nigga!

01:13:04I know that's right.

01:13:20How's the time, my son?

01:13:22This is your hero moment.

01:13:50I'm fine.

01:13:53Are you okay?

01:13:55Oh my god, Jason, you're hurt.

01:14:09Everybody freeze!

01:14:11What the hell's going on here?

01:14:13Yeah!

01:14:14Stand back!

01:14:14We got this!

01:14:15Everybody freeze!

01:14:17We got this!

01:14:18We got this!

01:14:19We got this under control!

01:14:20This is great!

01:14:20Great freaking police work!

01:14:22Amen!

01:14:23All right, here we go.

01:14:25Can I just talk to him for one second?

01:14:27You've got one minute, then we need to get him to the hospital to get sewn up.

01:14:31Look, I'm sorry all this happened.

01:14:33This whole money thing with Day Day and your brother got way out of hand, and then...

01:14:39Slay him!

01:14:40Slay him!

01:14:45Slay him!

01:14:46Day Day.

01:14:48I appreciate your little homie saving my sister.

01:14:53You're still a junior at $2,000.

01:15:01This ain't over.

01:15:06What are you doing?

01:15:07That's your prize money.

01:15:08It's fine.

01:15:11Jason told me to give this to you.

01:15:14And he got the draws, too.

01:15:17I'll take that.

01:15:19I will take that.

01:15:23Hey, Jay.

01:15:24I appreciate the way you came through, bro.

01:15:26That was some true Rangers fashion.

01:15:28Look, I told you, man, we family.

01:15:31So, y'all my friends.

01:15:32Straight up, bro.

01:15:33You my friend and official Ranger member.

01:15:36Yes, sir.

01:15:37Man, I'm just grateful y'all helped me find the confidence and get the girl in my dreams.

01:15:41Stop.

01:15:43Stop.

01:15:44And now, I'm going to go to the hospital with my boyfriend.

01:15:48Boyfriend?

01:15:49If I ain't gonna like that.

01:15:50Oh, yeah?

01:15:51Well, he's just gonna have to deal with it.

01:15:53And so are you.

01:15:55Uh-oh.

01:16:02We gonna keep your ass in our prayers.

01:16:05Man, I wish I would've got shot.

01:16:07What is you talking about?

01:16:09Do you know how much ass I would get on Monday if I got shot?

01:16:12Wow.

01:16:13God, man.

01:16:18You see?

01:16:19That's how it really went down.

01:16:20Fairytale and his do really happen.

01:16:22Even in the hood.

01:16:24Now all I need is a painless circumcision and I'll be straight.

01:16:32You shot my baby?

01:16:34Who shot my baby?

01:16:36Fuck you bitches, money scatter.

01:16:38Everybody can get some of this land today.

01:16:41You fucking Kardashian.

01:16:42Kill any of bitches.

01:16:43You fucking rangers.

01:16:45I'll fuck you.

01:16:46And I'll kill you, motherfuckers.

01:16:47God damn it. Everybody, you fucking writers, you raggedy ass producers.

01:16:52Nick, do do do do do do do do all that dope shit.

01:16:55All you bitches, everybody out there in the gym.

01:16:57All you motherfucking slurpee service, popcorn buttering motherfuckers.

01:17:02And you bitches out there, you better not be bootlegging my shit.

01:17:05You better not bootleg this shit.

01:17:06I'll come out there and I'll get you.

01:17:08Just like in the Freddy Krueger movies, I'll be back and get you in the sequel.

01:17:12Motherfuckers, deuces. You heard? What?

01:17:19Oh.

01:17:23Supercides.

01:17:24Supercides.

01:17:25Supercides.

01:17:27Oh.

01:17:28Oh.

01:17:29I got it.

01:17:31To the lead.

01:17:32To the lead.

01:17:33To the right.

01:17:36To the right.

01:17:37To the front.

01:17:39To the back.

01:17:40To the side.

01:17:42To the side.

01:17:43To the side.

01:17:44Y'all make it hate it.

01:17:45To the lead.

01:17:47To the lead.

01:17:47Y'all make it hate it.

01:17:48To the right.

01:17:50To the right.

01:17:51Y'all make it hate it.

01:17:52To the front.

01:17:53To the back.

01:17:54Y'all make it hate it.

01:17:55To the side.

01:17:57To the side.

01:17:57Y'all make it hate it.

01:17:59Look at all these haters

01:18:01Why they hate me?

01:18:03Cause I'm fucking bitches

01:18:04And making cheese

01:18:06Could be fucking cheese

01:18:08And making bitches

01:18:09But I'm just saying cheese

01:18:11Like we taking pictures

01:18:13Cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese

01:18:16Cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese

01:18:18Nigga, please

01:18:20Move out my way, motherfucker

01:18:22Move out my way, motherfucker

01:18:26To the lead

01:18:27To the lead

01:18:28Y'all make it hate it

01:18:29To the ride

01:18:31To the ride

01:18:32Y'all make it hate it

01:18:33To the front

01:18:34To the back

01:18:35Y'all make it hate it

01:18:36To the side

01:18:38To the side

01:18:39Y'all make it hate it

01:18:40To the lead

01:18:41To the lead

01:18:42Y'all make it hate it

01:18:43To the ride

01:18:45To the ride

01:18:45Y'all make it hate it

01:18:47To the front

01:18:48To the back

01:18:49Y'all make it hate it

01:18:50To the side

01:18:51To the side

01:18:52Y'all make it hate it

01:18:53I got goons

01:18:56That don't even talk

01:18:57Fuck the Dougie motherfucker, fuck the crepe walk

01:19:01Fuck the stanky leg, fuck the cat daddy

01:19:04Fuck the Macarena, and fuck MC Hammer

01:19:07Fuck Jay-Z, fuck 50 Cent

01:19:11Fuck the president, Barack fucking Obama

01:19:14Wait nigga, did you just say fuck the president?

01:19:17Yeah, I said that, fuck that nigga, nigga, fuck that

01:19:21To the lid, to the lid

01:19:23Y'all make a hate it, to the ride

01:19:26Y'all make a hate it, to the front

01:19:28Now to the back, to the side

01:19:32Now side to side

01:19:33Y'all make a hate it, to the lid

01:19:36To the lid

01:19:37Y'all make a hate it, to the ride

01:19:39To the side

01:19:40Y'all make a hate it, to the front

01:19:42Now to the back, to the back

01:19:45Now side to side

01:19:46Now side to side

01:19:49Ay, what the fuck going on with the beat, shawty?

01:19:53Hey, nigga, fuck, this shit speed, man, this shit, nigga.

01:19:57I can't dance to this shit, nigga.

01:20:00Oh, shit, nigga.

01:20:04Oh, shit, I can't catch my breath, nigga.

01:20:07Oh, shit, nigga, I hate this shit, nigga.

01:20:10What the fuck y'all moving on, fam?

01:20:12Take a break, nigga.

01:20:14Oh, shit, the balls.

01:20:19Call the balls, nigga.

01:20:21Come on.

01:20:22Fuck that shit, nigga.

01:20:24I need a break.

01:20:24Don't hang.

01:20:25Uh-oh.

01:20:27Fuck that, nigga.

01:20:28I'm tired of this bitch, nigga.

01:20:30This shit I don't like, nigga.

01:20:33Fuck my shit, nigga.

01:20:35I hate this shit.

01:20:37Oh, nigga.

01:20:40Oh, nigga.

01:20:41Oh, nigga.

01:20:43Oh, shit.

01:20:44Hey, nigga.

01:20:45Hey, nigga.

01:20:47Hey, nigga, I'm sweating all around my second belly, nigga.

01:20:50Hey, man.

01:20:51Oh.

01:20:55Hey, Mark.

01:20:56All right.

01:20:57Can this be in movies?

01:20:58Like, is this gonna be in movies?

01:21:00Because I can act.

01:21:02Where are we starting?

01:21:03From the top again, right?

01:21:04What up, pretty bitches?

01:21:08I got pussy here on top of the news.

01:21:11I fucked up on this.

01:21:14Fuckers.

01:21:15I'd like to fuck you, Chris Paul.

01:21:18And if you look in the mirror, you're gonna think you look like the little nigga on the

01:21:21Lords of the Rings.

01:21:24Give me those rings, Chrissy.

01:21:27Get ready tonight, baby.

01:21:29Cause I'm gonna stick this rat tail in your ass.

01:21:32And I like a woman that's built like a mattress.

01:21:35I'mma lay on you later.

01:21:36I'mma lay on you later.

01:21:37I will.

01:21:38I'mma stick my face in your ass.

01:21:40With an antibiotic in my mouth.

01:21:43Y'all better not move.

01:21:45Y'all better not move.

01:21:46Dude with no shirt on with hard nipples and y'all be touching him.

01:21:51It's gonna snap him for your ass.

01:21:53You ain't got, bitch.

01:21:55That a bitch look good, though.

01:21:57Yeah, nigga, you got her.

01:21:58She look good?

01:22:00Yeah.

01:22:03I'mma get my kids before you go.

01:22:13World stop.

01:22:14World stop.

01:22:16World stop.

01:22:17World stop.

01:22:18World stop.

01:22:19World stop.

01:22:21World stop.

01:22:22World stop.

01:22:24World stop.

01:22:25World stop.

01:22:29World stop.

01:22:41World stop.

01:22:43World stop.

01:22:44World stop.

01:22:45World stop.

01:22:47World stop.

01:22:48World stop.

01:22:49World stop.

01:22:50World stop.

01:22:58You know what, while I interrupt your...

01:23:00Oh, you ready?

01:23:02Wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:23:03I forgot my line.

01:23:04Just help me.

01:23:05I only got one spank to suck.

01:23:07You're going to break the whole jail down with your strong tongue.

01:23:10I got delicate anchors.

01:23:12Muerto.

01:23:14Muerto.

01:23:15Who?

01:23:16Who you asking for?

01:23:17All their homies.

01:23:18Oh, great.

01:23:19Yeah.

01:23:20Clap on, clap on, nigga.

01:23:21You dead, bitch.

01:23:23You want it?

01:23:25Don't move.

01:23:25I got it.

01:23:26Don't move.

01:23:27You ready?

01:23:28Nigga, you about to be dead, nigga.

01:23:31OG little pretty thug.

01:23:32He's going to say what?

01:23:33Nigga, you're saying my name.

01:23:34OG little pretty thug.

01:23:39Lights out, nigga.

01:23:40Okay.

01:23:41You hear me?

01:23:41Lights out for you, nigga.

01:23:43Yo.

01:23:46That shit's got to be answered.

01:23:48I'm going to fuck.

01:23:48My bad.

01:23:49I'm sorry.

01:23:49Was that my lie or his line?

01:23:51What?

01:23:51I messed up.

01:23:52Oh, am I supposed to say my line?

01:23:53Hmm.

01:23:54Yeah.

01:23:54Shit, lights?

01:23:55Wait, what is it?

01:23:56Sorry.

01:23:58So, I hear you need one more volunteer teacher tonight for the lockout.

01:24:02You heard right.

01:24:06So, I hear you need one more teacher for the volunteer tonight.

01:24:10Uh-huh.

01:24:11So, I hear you need a teacher tonight.

01:24:14Volunteer for the line-up.

01:24:16See you.

01:24:17One more volunteer teacher for the lockout.

01:24:19You can keep doing it a hundred times.

01:24:21I'm sweating.

01:24:23Fuck what they talking about.

01:24:25Yeah, keep fucking up.

01:24:28Is that cut?

01:24:29Is that cut?

01:24:29Damn it.

01:24:31Function.

01:24:32Function.

01:24:33Function.

01:24:34This joint right here is only for the sexy people.

01:24:39So, all you fine motherfuckers, get out there and dance.

01:24:45Dance, I said.

01:24:46I don't care if you black, white, Asian, even my Spanish people like, yeah.

01:24:53That's it tonight.

01:24:55Yeah.

01:24:56So, you turned the all away.

01:24:58Then fuck what them haters say.

01:25:24I got some sexy ass friends with some sexy ass money.

01:25:30We knowin' sexy ass 20s, been in sexy ass hundreds.

01:25:34Got a sexy ass smile with some sexy ass features.

01:25:38Got some sexy ass pupils and some sexy ass teachers.

01:25:42We some sexy ass freak with some sexy ass toes.

01:25:45If you got some sexy ass ass, then throw them sexy ass bows.

01:25:49I need your sexy, sexy ass off them sexy ass clothes.

01:25:53And tell the DJ spin your beer and play the sexy ass song.

01:26:00So, let me see if you just go.

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