School Dance (2014) [Full Movie] [Vertical Drama]Full EP - Full

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00:00:25Breaking news.

00:00:26There's been an incident at the Monte Vista High School lock-in.

00:00:30Two LAPD officers were at the scene and witnessed the crime.

00:00:34We go now live to Monte Vista, where students were gathered for the annual school dance.

00:00:39Well, Officer Lagney and I arrived at the scene to find these packs of gang members in

00:00:43the midst of gun violence.

00:00:44And we immediately pounced the evildoers and we have the situation under control.

00:00:50Yeah, we have to take care of this before more innocent kids are hurt.

00:00:53Bunch of savages, animals that belong in a zoo.

00:01:00First of all, that cop is high as hell.

00:01:03Look at him.

00:01:04Second of all, that's not even how it went down.

00:01:07Let me rewind to the beginning.

00:01:11This was actually the greatest night of my life.

00:01:14And would you believe me if I told you it was a tell of love?

00:01:17The cops may have led with it a tragedy, but you can't never trust the police.

00:01:20Hey, this is my story.

00:01:23So I should tell it.

00:01:24It'll probably be a little less racist.

00:01:25Where are you going to be at tonight?

00:01:28Best believe that you're going to be over at Monte Vista High School because it is going

00:01:32down.

00:01:32Super size.

00:01:33It was a smash hit.

00:01:34The hater dance would be in the neighborhood, man.

00:01:37It's probably 106th annual unity in the community school dance is going down at Monte Vista High

00:01:41School Comma 106th annual unity.

00:01:47Yeah.

00:01:48I would love that super size.

00:01:49That motherfucking hater dance song is shit.

00:01:52And I'm going to give him that super size song.

00:01:55Puss him just as soon as I can.

00:01:57You want mama to walk you with, baby?

00:01:59No, mama, I'm good.

00:02:00You ain't good, nigga.

00:02:01You ain't about four feet.

00:02:02Goddamn tall shit.

00:02:04Hold on.

00:02:05Here mama come.

00:02:06I don't want nobody fucking with my baby, God damn it.

00:02:13Ma!

00:02:15I protect my baby.

00:02:18Come on.

00:02:19Here we go.

00:02:21Now listen, if some shit goes down, I want you to page me, all right?

00:02:26Ma, don't nobody use pages no more. We got iPhones.

00:02:29Man, I know what's going on in these streets. Scott television.

00:02:33Ma, I promise I'm good.

00:02:37All right, well listen, I got to get to the motherfucking church anyway.

00:02:39Go on in there, make mama proud, learn something.

00:02:41Give mama a kiss though, baby, before I go.

00:02:58Kiss me before I bloom.

00:03:14I love you. Take care, learn something today. Make mama proud a little bitch.

00:03:18Tell your teacher I said, hey!

00:03:20You got something? You got something?

00:03:22Yeah, I got something. Hold on.

00:03:26All right.

00:03:27Yeah, roll out. I got you. I got you.

00:03:29Hit me with that football. I'm gonna fuck your ass up.

00:03:48Hey, girl, what's up. What your name is? To your home, girls, it's the Rangers!

00:03:52Cause I tied it in, you like that?

00:03:54Axl and white's for the big, but I like that.

00:03:56Drop that low-pacer, baby, you like it?

00:03:58I got a damn pack.

00:03:59Shake that, can I date that?

00:04:00Maybe call it back?

00:04:013-1-0, booty so fat.

00:04:03Didn't ask for the number, I knew that.

00:04:05Pretty girl, check it.

00:04:06Tasha, Keisha, man, Lisa.

00:04:09Pretty girl, check it.

00:04:10Jess, Pam, the coach, Mika.

00:04:15Rangers, those dudes are amazing.

00:04:18Best dance click at our school.

00:04:20And one of them is actually my older cousin, Day Day.

00:04:24See, I met him at a family reunion once,

00:04:27but I don't even think he'd remember my name.

00:04:29See, man, I'd do anything to be down with that click.

00:04:33Now, that's what it's about here, clicks.

00:04:35Now, they're not gangs, but it's far from some study buddy shit.

00:04:39It's more so sororities and fraternities

00:04:42without the college education and social benefits.

00:04:45Let me explain.

00:04:46Each school is divided and segregated into clicks.

00:04:49Monte Vista is no different.

00:04:51You got your backpackers, the nerds,

00:04:54the vegan tree-loving dreadheads.

00:04:57You got your dirty ghetto kids,

00:05:00AKA your hood skaters.

00:05:02Oh, and that stink finger.

00:05:05Across the street, you'll find the lamest fools

00:05:08to ever step foot in the hood.

00:05:09Girl, let me carry your books for you, girl.

00:05:11They all dropped out of school like 10 years ago,

00:05:14but these fools still up here every single day.

00:05:16A bunch of old wannabe gangsters

00:05:18who want to holler at young chicks

00:05:19but always fail miserably.

00:05:21We're not carrying any books.

00:05:22And if we were, you wouldn't be able to touch them.

00:05:25You wanna carry these balls then, bitch?

00:05:27Yeah, yeah.

00:05:28Put the balls in your book bag, bitch.

00:05:31I told the bitch to carry my balls.

00:05:33Give me some what?

00:05:34I said carry my balls, bitch.

00:05:35Somebody give me some what?

00:05:37Let's ride out.

00:05:38I know that's right.

00:05:39Thanks.

00:05:41Then there's the essays.

00:05:43The real gangsters.

00:05:44Legend has it,

00:05:45if you look one of them in the eye, you could die.

00:05:47Where we come from,

00:05:49blacks and Mexicans have never gotten along.

00:05:51It's a ghetto civil war that defies logic.

00:05:53It's like vegetarians beefing with vegans.

00:05:56It's the same shit.

00:05:58See what I did there?

00:06:00And the most notorious badass essay of them all is Big Junior.

00:06:05A while ago, he got sent to prison for burning down a school dance.

00:06:09Because he thought some blind guy was looking at his little sister.

00:06:12Which just so happens to be the girl of my dreams, Anastasia Moreno.

00:06:16I've been in love with her since we shared a nap time towel in the first grade.

00:06:20I was so nervous, I pissed on myself, all over the towel, all over her.

00:06:26I sure enough did.

00:06:28She ain't looked my way since.

00:06:30It's probably because we're from two totally different worlds.

00:06:32I mean, she's a sweet girl.

00:06:35A part of the hottest female clique that my school has ever birthed.

00:06:38Let's take a moment to enjoy.

00:06:42Each day through my window, I watch her as she passes by.

00:06:52I say to myself, you're such a lucky guy.

00:07:02Man, look at her.

00:07:04She's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.

00:07:06Yeah!

00:07:08It's truly my dream come true.

00:07:12Wait a minute.

00:07:13Is she looking at me?

00:07:17Jason Phoebe Jackson.

00:07:19Oh, this is my shot.

00:07:20This is my moment.

00:07:22Seize the opportunity.

00:07:33Go get him, buckaroo.

00:07:35Oh, yeah.

00:07:36I forgot to introduce you to the Prairie Puff Man.

00:07:39The tobacco industry's propaganda pitch man that's been killing kids for years.

00:07:43Yeah, I wasn't always super cool.

00:07:46Until I discovered these.

00:07:49My mother smokes eight packs of these death doobies a day.

00:07:53And since she's a single parent, he's the only man I've ever seen in my house.

00:07:57Prairie Puff Man is like my guardian angel.

00:08:00Don't cheat.

00:08:01My role model.

00:08:02Tough, rough, and rugged.

00:08:04A true definition of a man.

00:08:06Go get him, buckaroo.

00:08:07My pussy, baby.

00:08:22My nigga what the fuck, bro.

00:08:24I'm ready to go, Shekin.

00:08:26Hey, whoa!

00:08:29What's that?

00:08:33Worst moment in the history of fucked up-ness.

00:08:36Ay, he's so little.

00:08:39It looks like a dick, but smaller.

00:08:42Oh! Look out! Look out!

00:08:45This little dude ain't even circumcised.

00:08:49Pause that, bro. Why are you even looking at this nigga dick?

00:08:51This nigga's dick look like Franklin.

00:08:57Hey, bro. Peel pants.

00:08:58Why are you still sitting there with his pants down?

00:09:01Attention! It's 745.

00:09:05We're the students who lost their prosthetic legs.

00:09:08Please hop your heads down here to the guy's counselor's office.

00:09:12Hey, guys. Hey, guys. Wait up.

00:09:15Yo, how can I be a ranger?

00:09:16I know everything about y'all. I got all your mixtapes.

00:09:19I know all your dance moves.

00:09:21I was even thinking of getting a ranger tattoo.

00:09:22This nigga is a stalker, too.

00:09:23I do whatever it takes. I swear.

00:09:26Okay, little piggy in the blanket dick.

00:09:28You really about that ranger life?

00:09:30Day Day, whip it out.

00:09:32The rangers got to getting some.

00:09:35Memorize it.

00:09:36Now, if you want a pleasure to be in the illest clique,

00:09:38you got to get the drawers off one of the illest chicks.

00:09:41That's right. Panties.

00:09:42When you come back with a fresh pair of sweet girl panties, you in.

00:09:47Uh, can it be like a sock or something?

00:09:50Panties.

00:09:51Like these.

00:09:54These are quiches from last night.

00:09:57She just gave you those?

00:09:58For sure.

00:09:59Aight, now here come them sugar drawers.

00:10:01Take your pick, little dude.

00:10:13But it was just my imagination.

00:10:16Yo, yo, yo. Snap out of it, Uncirkey.

00:10:19Ranger shit is real.

00:10:21South Central wasn't Bill No Day.

00:10:23So can you pull it off?

00:10:25Or what?

00:10:25Uh, when am I supposed to have this done?

00:10:28Tonight.

00:10:29Tonight?

00:10:30Tonight.

00:10:31But you just said South Central wasn't Bill No Day.

00:10:34Eh, I don't know what that shit mean.

00:10:35I should be saying shit because niggas be fading.

00:10:38Y'all expect me to have sex with one of the most untouchable girls in our school.

00:10:41Tonight.

00:10:42Yeah.

00:10:43That's not even humanly possible.

00:10:45Yeah, it is.

00:10:46Tonight is the unity in the community school dance, fool.

00:10:50And it's a lock-in.

00:10:51You know what happens at the lock-in, boy.

00:10:57Okay.

00:10:58For those of you that don't know what a lock-in is, let me explain.

00:11:01In an attempt to give all races and classes of students a safe party environment

00:11:05and keep them away from gang violence, we have an all-night campus party

00:11:10that culminates in a sleepover in a gym.

00:11:12Nice, safe, and wholesome, right?

00:11:15Wrong.

00:11:16Instead of a lock-in, they need to call it the get-it-in

00:11:20because that's all that's happening all night long.

00:11:23Everybody sneaks off somewhere to get they freak-in.

00:11:27Drink-in, smoke-in, and frolic-in.

00:11:33But the main attraction is the Power 106 concert and talent show.

00:11:38Last year, the new boys won taking home two grand and a major label record deal.

00:11:43Their lives changed forever, and they're coming back this year to judge

00:11:46and give another act a ticket out of the hood.

00:11:49Aw, shit, y'all, we're late.

00:11:51We better get to class.

00:11:52Nigga, we the rangers.

00:11:53We're not worried about being late to class.

00:11:55Yeah, we run this school.

00:11:56This school don't run us.

00:11:58Extra me, a nigga.

00:11:59Quit trippin'.

00:11:59I'm with the big dogs running this school.

00:12:02The school don't run us.

00:12:03Ha-ha.

00:12:04Right, too.

00:12:06Langston?

00:12:11Ow!

00:12:15Ow!

00:12:18Tarty, Tarty, Tarty!

00:12:21Get your little hot pocket sized ass to my office!

00:12:24Give it to me.

00:12:25Give it to me.

00:12:26Give it to me.

00:12:26Give me the funk.

00:12:26In here, sir.

00:12:30Your little ass on in here.

00:12:32Ha.

00:12:32Ain't that a bit?

00:12:34Hey, the damn.

00:12:35That's what's wrong with you, kid.

00:12:36Your mind is filled with all that old bullshit.

00:12:39I'm about sick of it.

00:12:40If I was your daddy, I'd be there to toe your ass up.

00:12:43I wouldn't play it.

00:12:44I wouldn't put up with none of it.

00:12:45That's right.

00:12:46I'm trying to...

00:12:48Woo!

00:12:50Look at that.

00:12:51There!

00:12:54Yeah.

00:12:56Stop looking at my gun!

00:12:58I'm gonna tell you one time, and I ain't gonna tell you no more.

00:13:01Keep your eyes and your mind off my bitch!

00:13:07I mean, my faculty.

00:13:09I'm sorry about that, Miss Johnson.

00:13:11She hear every damn thing.

00:13:13Every?

00:13:14Yeah, he is a bitch sometimes.

00:13:16I need to talk to you about that little butt-naked dance you just did out there on the quad

00:13:23just a minute to go.

00:13:27Well...

00:13:27I'm not circumcised either.

00:13:31And I'm 60-something years old, still ain't circumcised.

00:13:34Yeah, join the club!

00:13:37You got a turtleneck little dick, too.

00:13:40You got a German Shepherd dick, I got a German Shepherd dick.

00:13:43You got a Sean John leather on your dick.

00:13:45That's what you got.

00:13:46That's right.

00:13:47Levi leather.

00:13:49I know it.

00:13:50When your little dick gets the little blanket laying on it and cookie crumbs and stuff like

00:13:54that, it's hard to blow off.

00:13:56I know what you're talking about, because I deal with it all the time.

00:13:58You ain't got to use a condom.

00:13:59Just twist the tip off like a balloon.

00:14:02Got a little ball pop up.

00:14:04More pleasure!

00:14:07Principal Rogers.

00:14:08What?

00:14:09Is there any reason that you have me in your office?

00:14:11Yes, that's the reason why I got you in here.

00:14:14I want to ask you something.

00:14:16You having a problem out of them Ranger boys?

00:14:19The Rangers?

00:14:19No, they're my friends.

00:14:22That's what I'm talking about.

00:14:23See?

00:14:23See that?

00:14:24I'm sitting up here trying to defend you and you running with them.

00:14:26I'm going to tell you something, Jabberda.

00:14:28You trying to start some shit around here.

00:14:30The Rangers now all of a sudden is your friend.

00:14:32Ain't that a bitch?

00:14:34You running down here fooling with the Mexican kids?

00:14:36They're going to fuck one of y'all up up and around here.

00:14:38Somebody's going to bend you, spin you, and go up in you.

00:14:40This is my school.

00:14:41And I ain't going to play that.

00:14:43I don't like one of them there a bit.

00:14:45Is you getting initiated in the gang, Young Gemini?

00:14:48Uh, my name is Jason, and no, I'm not.

00:14:53I'm going to tell you something, Jeff, bro.

00:14:54You're going to try to start a race ride.

00:14:56You better lead them little Mexican kids along.

00:14:57They're going to jump on you.

00:14:58Yeah, four to five of them are going to jump on your little ass.

00:15:01They're going to have Home Depot little jackets on and everything.

00:15:03They don't play that bullshit.

00:15:04Look at that.

00:15:05You know what I mean?

00:15:06There.

00:15:07Pimp shit.

00:15:09You think it's a gang?

00:15:11You think it's a gang?

00:15:12You're going to end up on first, first, first, first 38.

00:15:17First 38.

00:15:18I thought it was...

00:15:18Yes, 38, nigga.

00:15:21Yes.

00:15:21Mom, I hear it.

00:15:22You need one more volunteer teacher tonight for the lock-in?

00:15:25And you heard it right, baby.

00:15:26And I need you here.

00:15:27Quick and a cacket lick his ass.

00:15:28All right, great.

00:15:30I'll see you later.

00:15:36Get that ass up tonight.

00:15:38Huh?

00:15:39I mean, are you going to the school dance tonight?

00:15:41Yeah, come on.

00:15:42Get your little nose ass out of here.

00:15:44Get on out of here.

00:15:45Get up.

00:15:51I hate the dance.

00:15:53I hate the dance.

00:15:55I hate the dance.

00:15:56I hate the dance.

00:15:57I hate the dance.

00:16:00I hate the dance.

00:16:08I hate the dance.

00:16:09I hate the dance.

00:16:11I hate the dance.

00:16:13I hate the dance.

00:16:15I hate the dance.

00:16:16I hate the dance.

00:16:18I hate the dance.

00:16:19I hate the dance.

00:16:20I hate the dance.

00:16:21I hate the dance.

00:16:22I hate the dance.

00:16:26I hate the dance.

00:16:27Man, why are y'all messing with me?

00:16:29I know you got some lines to move or something.

00:16:35It's your day-day.

00:16:37You have a real important phone call.

00:16:43Who's this?

00:16:45Quiero mi dinero. Te voy a matar.

00:16:47What? Niggas speak English.

00:16:49Who's this?

00:16:51It's Junior.

00:16:53Just got out.

00:16:54And he wants his money.

00:16:56Yeah, don't keep me holding on the phone, Holmes.

00:16:59That's rude.

00:17:02My bad, Junior.

00:17:03I didn't know it was you.

00:17:05How did you get out?

00:17:06I thought you was in jail for triple life.

00:17:08Quiero mi dinero, te voy a matar.

00:17:12Look, man.

00:17:13I got your money.

00:17:14Don't worry.

00:17:15Sir, 25 cents for another minute.

00:17:19What did he say?

00:17:22Don't ask me, fool.

00:17:24I don't speak Spanish.

00:17:25Where's my money?

00:17:27Who's Day Day?

00:17:31$2,000 by midnight.

00:17:33Or Junior's gonna kill you.

00:17:39Shit.

00:17:43Two grand?

00:17:44Man, where am I gonna get that from by midnight?

00:17:47Day Day, you cool?

00:17:48Hell nah.

00:17:49These essays are throwing me over some shit my wack-ass father did.

00:17:53Uncle D smoke?

00:17:54Yeah.

00:17:55That lying-ass nigga, Darren.

00:17:57See?

00:17:57My mom thought it'd be a good idea for me to go visit him in prison.

00:18:02Say hi, Daddy.

00:18:03Say hi, Daddy.

00:18:04Hi, Daddy.

00:18:07Who's goddamn white baby is that?

00:18:08This is your baby, okay?

00:18:10He's just light-skinned.

00:18:11Mm-hmm.

00:18:13That one might be mine.

00:18:15That one right there.

00:18:16I'm not totally sure.

00:18:17Just because you name him Darren don't mean he belong to Darren.

00:18:20But I don't care what this baby's name is.

00:18:23This baby is right-skinned, but not light-skinned.

00:18:26That is a white child.

00:18:27That is Caucasian from the mountains of Caucasus.

00:18:30That is a Slavic baby, a Viking from Iceland.

00:18:34That's a good...

00:18:34That baby got 730 as a credit rating right now as an infant.

00:18:38You the only one I've been with, Darren.

00:18:40Bitch, let me explain to you the math.

00:18:42I've been in here 16 consecutive years.

00:18:45You know how long consecutive is, don't you?

00:18:47Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:18:47Okay, so it means one right after the motherfucking other.

00:18:50Because I ain't never missed a day.

00:18:52So clearly you've been having some conjugal visits

00:18:55with some other motherfuckers other than me.

00:18:57That's not my baby.

00:18:59That's almost a grown white man you brought in here.

00:19:02His glasses are certainly grown.

00:19:04I've never seen a baby with that type of prescription.

00:19:07And why does that baby look like Officer Joshua?

00:19:11Bitch, you been fucking the guard?

00:19:13Uh-uh, nuh-uh.

00:19:14Hey, Darren.

00:19:15Y'all talk to my mom like that, man. Be respectful.

00:19:18You're absolutely right.

00:19:19I apologize for that.

00:19:22It's just that this bitch...

00:19:24Your mother...

00:19:25Your mother was misbehaving.

00:19:27I'm sorry.

00:19:28I should have set a better example

00:19:30in front of the nice white gentleman and your mother.

00:19:35All right.

00:19:35So could I please speak to my black son privately, please?

00:19:39If that be okay with you, Darren?

00:19:41Mm-hmm.

00:19:41I mean in no disrespect, sir.

00:19:43Hope to work for you one day when I get out.

00:19:45Come on, baby.

00:19:47Raggedy-head, sir.

00:19:51Excuse me, son. This is my first white baby.

00:19:55What's up, man?

00:19:57I'm in a jam.

00:19:59What?

00:20:01Uh...

00:20:02There was a gambling incident,

00:20:04and I need, uh, like 13,000 cigarettes,

00:20:09preferably 6,000 of those non-menthol,

00:20:12and then like 5,000 pineapple fruit cups.

00:20:15That's worth about $2,000 on the open street market

00:20:18if you can handle that for me.

00:20:19I appreciate it.

00:20:20Darren, what are you talking about?

00:20:23Well, see, what had happened was...

00:20:27Wait.

00:20:27You got to do a flashback within the flashback?

00:20:30Nigga, you know you can't do that.

00:20:32Nigga, I'm a criminal.

00:20:33That's what I do.

00:20:34What I'm not supposed to do.

00:20:36So now...

00:20:37What had happened was...

00:20:40No Mexican has ever beat me in dominoes.

00:20:43Ever.

00:20:44But one day the cash was on the line,

00:20:47I'd been sipping that lean,

00:20:48and it caught me slipping.

00:20:52What's this got to do with me?

00:20:54It's your problem.

00:20:55Uh, I didn't have the money,

00:20:57and in lieu of the money,

00:20:59I told Junior and his crew

00:21:01that I had a rich son

00:21:03in a famous rap group,

00:21:04and I'm sure a little funky $2,000

00:21:07don't mean nothing

00:21:08when he clocking all the dollars out there,

00:21:10Mr. Major Buckety Bucks.

00:21:12What?

00:21:13Man, we ain't signed yet.

00:21:14I ain't got no money.

00:21:17All right.

00:21:17Well, let's not be a gloomy Gus, okay?

00:21:20If you didn't learn nothing from your white brother,

00:21:22it's learn,

00:21:24always look on the bright side of life.

00:21:27But you still haven't given him any money?

00:21:29No, I gave him orange this morning.

00:21:31But they're already trying to make me make small booty payments,

00:21:34and I only got a small booty to work with.

00:21:39Look here, man.

00:21:40Um, I only got one booty hole.

00:21:42You understand what I'm saying?

00:21:44They don't take debit or credit or nothing in here.

00:21:47It's just hold, okay?

00:21:49Now, I've been holding on to it for 16 years.

00:21:52I don't see no reason to let it go now

00:21:53over a few little pineapple fruit cups

00:21:56and some cigarettes.

00:21:58Speaking of which, I need you to do me a favor.

00:22:03You think you could listen to these for me?

00:22:04That's disgusting, man.

00:22:06What'd you pull that out from?

00:22:07Oh, from my Louis Vuitton prison bag.

00:22:10Nigga, what do you think?

00:22:10I pulled them out of my ass.

00:22:12You ain't got to smell it.

00:22:13Just listen to it.

00:22:14I know, I know it's time.

00:22:16Look, I only got a few seconds

00:22:17before they snatch me up out of here

00:22:19because I'm a gangster.

00:22:21But look, I need you to save my sphincter.

00:22:23If you embarrass me in front of that white man's child,

00:22:26you better lock me down.

00:22:27Some father I got, huh?

00:22:29Now I got to pay Junior by midnight.

00:22:32Anyway, you get them draw shit?

00:22:35I'm just messing with you.

00:22:36Come on, bro.

00:22:37You got P.E.

00:22:39Wait, you notice I was in your B.E. class?

00:22:41Yeah, man.

00:22:42I seen you near the foe,

00:22:43looking all inepiletic and shit.

00:22:46Hey, let's keep this Junior thing

00:22:47between me and you, though.

00:22:49It's 11 o'clock.

00:22:50Get y'all ratchet ass in the class.

00:22:56Man, I'm in a tight situation.

00:22:59Go ahead.

00:23:00Keep laughing in my pain.

00:23:01But the struggle is real.

00:23:03Big Junior just magically got released

00:23:06from a triple life sentence.

00:23:07And he's on a mission to kill my cousin Day Day.

00:23:09And probably me, too,

00:23:10once he finds out I'm trying to get his sister's panties.

00:23:14Are those panties really worth dying for?

00:23:17She probably got some really nice panties.

00:23:21I guess I got to do what I got to do.

00:23:23It's like my man Shakespeare said.

00:23:25Love is a smoke made from the fumes of sighs,

00:23:29being purged of fires sparkling in lovers' eyes.

00:23:36What?

00:23:37Get your asses up for some aerobics.

00:23:39Stay your asses up!

00:23:40Don't make Coachella mad today.

00:23:42Don't make me mad.

00:23:43Come on, now.

00:23:44Let's get into this hater dance, shall we?

00:23:46Five, six, seven, and eight.

00:23:49And to the leg.

00:23:49One, two, three.

00:23:51Whoo!

00:23:52Yeah!

00:23:53Come on, guys!

00:23:54Man, what the hell you doing, piglet dick?

00:23:56Move like you got some damn rhythm.

00:23:57Come on!

00:23:58Now I got it.

00:23:59Yeah, side to side.

00:24:00Yeah, side to side.

00:24:01And side to side.

00:24:02Oh, yeah.

00:24:03Keep going.

00:24:04Mm!

00:24:06Do the dance.

00:24:07Two, five, five, five.

00:24:09Two, five, five.

00:24:10Two, five.

00:24:10Not so hard, thank the dash.

00:24:11Not so hard, okay?

00:24:13Man, I'm so sick of this damn song.

00:24:15Yeah, but I do like the way B3 booty shapes through that dance.

00:24:19Mm!

00:24:19What's a B3?

00:24:21Man, you got to keep up with the acronyms

00:24:23if you're going to be a ranger.

00:24:24B3 is big, booty, thank you.

00:24:27Come on, JX.

00:24:28Let's roll over there right now.

00:24:29I like that, JX.

00:24:31That's your new name.

00:24:32Yeah, that's right Dougie with it, boy.

00:24:35That's the Frederick Douglass right there, you old nigga.

00:24:38Um, can we help you, little boy?

00:24:40Come on, love.

00:24:41Little homie with us.

00:24:42Um, I'm sorry, Langston.

00:24:44I ain't know.

00:24:45Hey, didn't we go to preschool together?

00:24:48Uh, me?

00:24:50No.

00:24:51Uh, see, I'm from Nigeria.

00:24:58Yeah, that's it.

00:24:59You peed on me in elementary school.

00:25:02What?

00:25:03What?

00:25:04What are y'all doing not participating in my calisthenics?

00:25:07Huh?

00:25:09Coachella, we tired of doing that fake-ass electric slide, man.

00:25:12The hater dance is loved by everybody.

00:25:14We don't like it.

00:25:15Oh, well, I'm sorry to hear that, baby Chris Rock face.

00:25:18Why you hate the hater dance, huh?

00:25:20You gotta like it.

00:25:22Okay?

00:25:24We about what's popping next, not now.

00:25:26Yeah, we about to give you a little taste

00:25:28what we gonna do tonight.

00:25:29Check it out.

00:25:30Who painted your back?

00:25:31Leo Negro DaVinci?

00:25:33Watch this, little niggas.

00:25:34They are so disrespectful.

00:25:38She fuckin' up, she fuckin' up, got me dancin' on her butt.

00:25:42She fuckin' up, she the baddest in the club.

00:25:45She fuckin' up, got me dancin' on her butt.

00:25:47She fuckin' up.

00:25:48So I tell them if you got ass, then shake that.

00:25:50If you got ass, then shake that.

00:25:52If you got ass, then shake that.

00:25:53If you got ass, then shake that.

00:25:53You got ass, then shake that.

00:25:54Then drop and bring it back.

00:25:56If you got back, then bring it back.

00:25:57And if you bad, you can make it clap.

00:25:59Pull on my lap, snap.

00:26:01Bag turned around, no mama touchin' the ground.

00:26:03I can't run if it's a brawl, made it rain, the bitch drown.

00:26:05Now she on my balls, caught all the rebounds.

00:26:08Got me feelin' like a hound, sniffin' for kitty, I found.

00:26:12Attractin' all the women with them big old bullies.

00:26:14No time for no games, and I'm supposed to be a rookie?

00:26:17Switchin' in them heels, make a nigga wanna heal.

00:26:19I'm a dog starin' at ass, till my paws get a feel.

00:26:22Shout it, what's the dilly?

00:26:24These niggas can't get with me with my twenties and them fifties.

00:26:26Yeah, sittin' on them titties.

00:26:28Right, take a back.

00:26:29And all these niggas lookin' like, really whack.

00:26:32He gettin' to the money, it's funny.

00:26:33These older women is really attracted to me.

00:26:36Now I'm denying ratchets and steady stackin' this money.

00:26:38She fuckin' up, she fuckin' up.

00:26:40I be dancin' on the butt.

00:26:42She fuckin' up, she the baddest in the club.

00:26:45She fuckin' up, I be dancin' on the butt.

00:26:47She fuckin' up.

00:26:48So I tell them if you got ass, then shake that.

00:26:50You got ass, then shake that.

00:26:52If you got ass, then shake that.

00:26:53You got ass, then shake that.

00:26:54You got ass, then shake that.

00:26:56I'm your partner.

00:26:57Hey!

00:26:58What?

00:27:00Turn up.

00:27:01What?

00:27:02Yo, we killed that.

00:27:04We definitely gonna win tonight.

00:27:05Bro, you already know what's up.

00:27:07I know you saw how Jasmine was on me.

00:27:09That's gonna be my bust down tonight.

00:27:11Nigga, you're right. You know her daddy a pastor.

00:27:14What? Are you doubting the powers of a ranger?

00:27:17My fault. I'll repent.

00:27:19Yo, yo, check that out. That's confidence right there.

00:27:22They still ain't gonna smash.

00:27:24But it needs to be confident.

00:27:26I don't know, bro.

00:27:27This whole sweet girl thing seem to be a little bit out of my league.

00:27:29How can you get my name out?

00:27:32You blew it, y'all.

00:27:33Don't strip.

00:27:34You know the sheets.

00:27:35No you won't, little nigga.

00:27:45Hi, Mrs. Johnson.

00:27:48Hello, bitches.

00:27:52Hi, boys.

00:27:56Damn.

00:27:57Stop looking at my bitch!

00:28:00Uh, students, it's 12.30.

00:28:05Lunchtime, reduced lunch.

00:28:07Free lunch here.

00:28:09No lunch.

00:28:12Hey, man, look at these little niggas.

00:28:13I need some moves.

00:28:14Move?

00:28:15Oh, man.

00:28:16Man, that's why the rangers is gay.

00:28:17What's up?

00:28:17Nigga, what the fuck you say?

00:28:19You heard what he said, fools?

00:28:21Y'all gay.

00:28:22Man, that's the best you could come up with.

00:28:24Yeah.

00:28:25Yeah.

00:28:25Cue these niggas off, yo.

00:28:27I don't know little niggas.

00:28:36Uh.

00:28:38Yeah.

00:28:39Look at these.

00:28:39Uh.

00:28:40It's range of gay, man.

00:28:42Look at these suckas.

00:28:43We run this school.

00:28:44Y'all niggas don't want it.

00:28:45Hot.

00:28:46Like your mama coochie or something.

00:28:47Shit, don't stop.

00:28:50Plunger.

00:28:50Dude, you assed out.

00:28:52Plumber.

00:28:53I don't understand something.

00:28:54What?

00:28:55Why he dressed like a man but got breasts like a woman?

00:28:58For lunch?

00:28:58Eat a dick if you hungry.

00:29:00Could've been your puffs, but I got jipped by the mung.

00:29:02Your mama pussy be your way.

00:29:04That shit is stankin'.

00:29:05Woo!

00:29:05How you put up with that stench?

00:29:07Even stink finger wouldn't get up in that bitch.

00:29:09Green pubic hairs like fuckin' on the Grinch.

00:29:12Met your mama freshman year, we been fuckin' ever since.

00:29:15Nigga, ain't that about a bitch.

00:29:17Look at your gears, either this or the rent.

00:29:19Your pants so tight, I can see your pussy print.

00:29:21Can I tell Joe, let him know who you with?

00:29:24Bitch.

00:29:24Like Bernie Mac, I'm the king of this comedy.

00:29:26And the back of your neck look like grits.

00:29:28Hominy.

00:29:29Your braids so old, they singin' Negro spirituals, homie.

00:29:31Oh, nobody knows.

00:29:34Tell the truth, we threw thee loose, huh?

00:29:35Honestly.

00:29:36Come out the closet with your promise ring.

00:29:38You call this gay, we happy, nigga.

00:29:40But I just played your girl like an action figure.

00:29:43Matter of fact, I'm a passer, nigga.

00:29:45Yo, J-Extra, go and blast these niggas.

00:29:52Uh...

00:29:52Yo.

00:29:55Listen.

00:29:56Man, I told y'all this kid wasn't ranging material.

00:30:03Uh...

00:30:03Uh, students, you think I'm playin'?

00:30:07I'm walkin' around here, I'm hookin' for ya.

00:30:08Get your little gold-smelling answers in your class.

00:30:11I'm out here workin', I'm lookin'.

00:30:13Don't make me sneak up on ya.

00:30:15Give it to me, give it to me, give me the funk.

00:30:19I smell pussy or pot?

00:30:23It's pot.

00:30:25Oh.

00:30:35Smoke weed every day.

00:30:38Everyone, take out your poems and pass them to the front.

00:30:42I hope you students ain't frontin' on some bitch-ass shit

00:30:44and try and turn in some old Jay-Z lyrics.

00:30:46I got all his albums.

00:30:48I fucks with hoes.

00:31:00It was just my circumcision.

00:31:05Miss Moreno, late again.

00:31:09Sorry, Miss Billingsley.

00:31:10You must think Billingsley is a punk bitch.

00:31:14Because you are treatin' me like a bitch,

00:31:16comin' up in my class all late and shit.

00:31:19Miss Billingsley, it's, it's not even like that.

00:31:21And I bet your ass didn't do the homework assignment either, huh?

00:31:25Well, actually, I, um, I have something.

00:31:28Uh-huh.

00:31:29Um, and it works.

00:31:31Wow.

00:31:33I mean, I liked it.

00:31:35It's formatted correctly.

00:31:37The words were beautiful.

00:31:38You just forgot to put your name on it.

00:31:40So, you didn't think it was too long?

00:31:43Nah, you're perfect.

00:31:44It's perfect.

00:31:46Thanks.

00:31:49Oh.

00:31:50You decided to actually do some work.

00:31:53Well, I have got to hear this shit.

00:31:56Ms. Moreno, do us the honor of reciting that poem.

00:32:00What?

00:32:00To the front of the class, Ms. Moreno.

00:32:03Ms. Billingsley, I...

00:32:04You don't talk back to a pimp.

00:32:06Respect my gangster.

00:32:22Admiring from afar, courting in secret, wishing for my star.

00:32:30My prayers to keep it.

00:32:33You are my star.

00:32:35In the safety of my dreams, you are my star.

00:32:42Beauty gazing for what seems.

00:32:45Like an eternity.

00:32:47Too fearful for speaking.

00:32:50Too nervous for flirting.

00:32:53My words escape me, yet flourish from the page.

00:32:58Maybe it's not yet my season.

00:33:00My love ferments with age.

00:33:03I guess I must wait.

00:33:05I confess I must say.

00:33:08You are my star.

00:33:11You are my star.

00:33:13You are my star.

00:33:13But I am just a glimmer in the galaxy of your existence.

00:33:17But I go unnoticed from a distance, burned by your heat.

00:33:21And I've yearned for so long.

00:33:24For you, without me, is like a singer with no song.

00:33:29Yet still, you are my star.

00:33:37Wow!

00:33:39Shit.

00:33:40That was hella dope.

00:33:44She's telling me.

00:33:55It's three o'clock.

00:33:57School is over, there's school dancing tonight.

00:34:00No gang of ties, no lace front, no thongs, no sea-sister scars.

00:34:05See you tonight.

00:34:12Hey, man, where the hell is your clothes?

00:34:14The horse got the munchies, a maiden.

00:34:17Smooth move back there in class, my son.

00:34:19But now it's time to rope this filly.

00:34:22Damn, this is time for me.

00:34:23Here she comes.

00:34:24Jason!

00:34:25Jason!

00:34:27Oh, my God.

00:34:29She gave me an A.

00:34:31She even wrote, your poem was the shit.

00:34:35I wish I was as good a writer as you.

00:34:38I mean, you're talented.

00:34:40I've seen you.

00:34:41Really?

00:34:42I mean, I got the vocals, just not much of a songwriter.

00:34:47Maybe you should let me help you with that.

00:34:50Yeah?

00:34:52That would be cool.

00:34:54I guess I owe you now.

00:34:56Nah, you don't owe me.

00:34:57It's the least I could do after peeing on you in preschool.

00:35:02I knew I wasn't crazy.

00:35:03That was really stupid.

00:35:04That was you.

00:35:04Shut up!

00:35:06Shit.

00:35:07Excuse me?

00:35:08Huh?

00:35:08I said shut up all them haters and give me your number.

00:35:13Okay.

00:35:21Okay.

00:35:24So, you should give me a call sometime.

00:35:27And maybe we could write a song together.

00:35:30Yeah.

00:35:30I'd like that.

00:35:34Fuck you, nigga.

00:35:34That's how you do that shit.

00:35:35Oh, and aren't you going to the lock-in tonight?

00:35:37Uh, uh, yeah.

00:35:39Uh-huh.

00:35:39Cool.

00:35:40I'll see you there then.

00:35:42Yeah.

00:35:46That's how you do it, nigga.

00:35:47That's how you do it.

00:35:48Hey, I'm sorry.

00:35:49She give you the draw yet?

00:35:53Oh, man.

00:35:54I'm working on it, bro.

00:35:56We finally got a little confidence.

00:35:58Yeah.

00:35:59Got a little bit of swag, too.

00:36:01The youngster got the number.

00:36:02I can't believe it.

00:36:03That's right.

00:36:04You know he ain't going to do nothing with it

00:36:05but get ink on his dick when he's jacking off.

00:36:08Pa, pa, pa, pa, pa.

00:36:10Shit.

00:36:11Who raggedy ass shit is that?

00:36:14That's a big ass song, boy.

00:36:16Nigga, that's your mama.

00:36:18Aw, hell no.

00:36:19Thank you, man.

00:36:20Come on.

00:36:21Goddamn this boy going to make me get out of the goddamn car.

00:36:24I didn't see what happened here.

00:36:26She not all the way my mama.

00:36:27She kind to my mama just a little bit.

00:36:31Shit.

00:36:32Get it, bro.

00:36:32Let you go.

00:36:33Motherfucking shit.

00:36:35Let you go.

00:36:35Let you go, cuz.

00:36:36I sat on two, cuz.

00:36:37Nigga, you lying.

00:36:38Actually, she's a doctor.

00:36:39I swear.

00:36:40Don't make me embarrass you out here in front of this school.

00:36:42Now, come on.

00:36:43Let you go.

00:36:43We're going to be in my crib.

00:36:44All right, I'm going to hit yourself.

00:36:46You ain't going to hit shit.

00:36:47Who the fuck are they any damn way?

00:36:49Mama, this is my friend.

00:36:50Ha!

00:36:50You ain't got no fucking friends.

00:36:52Where are you, girl?

00:36:52Where are you, man?

00:36:53Hit me.

00:36:54Cuz?

00:36:55Cuz?

00:36:56Hey, hey, hey.

00:36:56Hold on, hold on, hold on.

00:36:57What's that?

00:36:57Hey, man, come on.

00:36:58Cuz?

00:36:59Mama cuz?

00:37:00Old lady cuz?

00:37:01You see me out here dancing?

00:37:02Crip walking and shit?

00:37:03You out here interrupting my swag, lady?

00:37:05Yeah, bitch.

00:37:06You interrupting his swag, hoe.

00:37:08How about I interrupt your life?

00:37:09Oh, shit, shit, they got red.

00:37:10Hold on, bitch.

00:37:11No, no, no, no, no.

00:37:11Hey, hey.

00:37:12Look at me.

00:37:13I'm not worried about that little squirt gun you got, nigga.

00:37:15I got pussy ass tougher than you.

00:37:17Yeah, it's on top of your lip, bitch.

00:37:18Shut up, fucker.

00:37:19All right.

00:37:36What's seem to be the problem, person?

00:37:38You know, no.

00:37:38Everything cool around here, we straight.

00:37:40I done told you little motherfuckers to stop coming up to this school, you grown ass niggas.

00:37:44You're trying to gang bang.

00:37:45You need to bang a job.

00:37:47I done told you about selling drugs around here.

00:37:49Come on.

00:37:49Ain't nobody into that.

00:37:51We ain't into that life.

00:37:51We just say no to that.

00:37:52Ain't that right, my niggas?

00:37:53Excuse me, say what?

00:37:54I said we say no to drugs, nigga.

00:37:55Come again, say what?

00:37:57N-N-N-N-N-N!

00:38:00Pursy, you think you slick, I'm on your ass.

00:38:02I'm on your ass like stink on shit.

00:38:04I told you stop calling me percy in front of my homies, man.

00:38:07It's OG little pretty thug.

00:38:08You know where there is.

00:38:09A pretty thug?

00:38:10A pretty thug?

00:38:12You look like a pretty little chimpanzee.

00:38:15Not when I do this.

00:38:18Amazing.

00:38:19You look like OG Meerkat.

00:38:22Meerkat?

00:38:22Yeah, you look like a little meerkat.

00:38:23All four of you is short.

00:38:25You understand?

00:38:26Y'all of you can do a flip under the bed.

00:38:29And nigga, are them the shoes with the wheels

00:38:31on the bottom of them?

00:38:33You up here at the school with some Heelys on?

00:38:36I'm crazy.

00:38:37Now, let this student in this beautiful supermodel...

00:38:42Thank you, baby.

00:38:43Come on through.

00:38:44Let's give it a hand.

00:38:45Let's see it.

00:38:46Let's see it.

00:38:47Don't leave Marone around here.

00:38:48Hit me again.

00:38:49Built like that goddamn cop.

00:38:52Call me when you want to ride, too, motherfucker.

00:38:55Yes, Lord.

00:38:58This bootleg brings all the boys to the yard, huh?

00:39:01Trust and believe.

00:39:02I'll stick my face in her ass.

00:39:03You get stuck.

00:39:05That's uncato.

00:39:06Took Daddy to knock me up.

00:39:09Knock me good and up.

00:39:10I want you to stay out of my woman's face.

00:39:12I don't want that, bitch.

00:39:14Yeah, get on out of here.

00:39:15All what?

00:39:16Let's roll, let's roll.

00:39:17You sure?

00:39:18Upstart, bitch.

00:39:20Got it, damn it.

00:39:20All of you better be in the car seat when you leave here.

00:39:23Easy, cubs.

00:39:24Easy, cubs.

00:39:25Get your ass.

00:39:26Easy, cubs.

00:39:31A fucking piece of shit, car.

00:39:33Fuck this raggedy motherfucker.

00:39:34I don't give a fuck, bitch.

00:39:36Go around, bitch.

00:39:37Go around, bitch.

00:39:38Shit, I don't give a fuck.

00:39:40Fuck you looking at, motherfucker.

00:39:42Now, going around with the LADD eyewitness ride-along.

00:39:50So this is what we like to do all day.

00:39:52Survey the land and look for evildoers.

00:39:53And we like picking up bitches.

00:39:55What the fuck would you say that in the camera for?

00:39:57You don't like picking up bitches?

00:39:58I love picking up bitches.

00:40:00I haven't seen it in the camera.

00:40:01Holy shit, rock the cock block!

00:40:04We got some serious rock in the cock block right here.

00:40:07We're in hot pursuit.

00:40:08They're pulling over.

00:40:09And we got ourselves a hot tamale right here.

00:40:12This is what taxpayers pay for right here.

00:40:15And these boys are mine, baby.

00:40:18Rock the cock block.

00:40:21Rock the cock block.

00:40:22Taking these animals down.

00:40:23This is what we're doing right here.

00:40:25Hold it.

00:40:26Got you in the back.

00:40:27Turn the music down!

00:40:30Turn the music down!

00:40:33What?

00:40:33Turn the fucking music down!

00:40:35Hold on, I can't hear you.

00:40:36The music is too loud.

00:40:37Let me turn it down.

00:40:38How fast you were going?

00:40:41Oh.

00:40:43Apparently not fast enough, officer, since you caught her.

00:40:47Obviously these guys are on drugs, okay?

00:40:50Do you have any paraphernalia in the car?

00:40:52Any weapons?

00:40:52No, sir.

00:40:54I mean, I'm a male officer.

00:40:57Penis?

00:40:58It's penis.

00:40:59It's French.

00:41:01Okay, penis.

00:41:02All we got is these brownies my grandmother made

00:41:04in this non-alcoholic grape drink to wash it down with.

00:41:08Really?

00:41:09Can I have some of that?

00:41:11Yeah, yeah.

00:41:11Where's the drink?

00:41:12What the fuck are you doing?

00:41:14Hi.

00:41:14What the fuck are you doing?

00:41:15This isn't a restaurant!

00:41:17I'm starving.

00:41:17I didn't have anything to eat today.

00:41:19But you can't eat shit from them!

00:41:21Your grandmother made these?

00:41:22Yes, sir.

00:41:23These are amazing.

00:41:23You tell her she needs her own show.

00:41:25This is ridiculous shit!

00:41:27Get out of the car!

00:41:28You have to be firm and authoritative

00:41:31so that these perps treat you with respect.

00:41:34Cop locked!

00:41:36Hot pursuit!

00:41:37Hot pursuit!

00:41:38Hot pursuit!

00:41:39I'm the man in a White Ross Royce going down Fairfax!

00:41:42Roger that, Officer Penis.

00:41:43It's penis!

00:41:46It's penis!

00:41:48The heavy hitter T.J. Fellyfell

00:41:50with the only person...

00:41:51FAY HERE!

00:41:52FAY HERE!

00:41:53FAY HERE!

00:41:54FAY HERE!

00:41:54HEA HERE!

00:41:55Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:41:56You got shot...

00:41:58FAY HERE!

00:41:59TAN106.com

00:42:00Tonight, we're broadcasting

00:42:01by the...

00:42:01Argentina and the high school

00:42:03with the new boys...

00:42:06Yeah, man, I don't have to make you work the corners.

00:42:09Make us some money, man.

00:42:10Whatever, home.

00:42:12I can feel the burn.

00:42:14This thing works.

00:42:15You feel like Bruce Lee?

00:42:15We better start rehearsing if we're gonna win the talent show tonight.

00:42:19I got some cool moves.

00:42:21Hey, pretty bitches.

00:42:23I know you didn't just disrespect us and call us bitches.

00:42:26You talking about disrespect?

00:42:27Ain't nobody disrespect you.

00:42:29I said pretty bitches.

00:42:30Disrespecting you is calling you ugly bitches.

00:42:32It's a compliment, bitch.

00:42:34Them bitches don't know.

00:42:35Aye, he does have a point.

00:42:38Damn, he's kind of cute in a little chocolate smurf type of way.

00:42:42It's me, baby.

00:42:42You see?

00:42:44You guys can't be serious.

00:42:46Do you hear your friends?

00:42:48Come on, you guys.

00:42:49Let's go inside.

00:42:50This bitch over here acting like a C-U-N-T-A-Wanna.

00:42:52Hey, why don't you stop cock-blocking, you little Mexican bitch?

00:42:55You see she over here trying to get it?

00:42:57Let your girl get it.

00:42:57Over here fucking up games.

00:42:59Stankin' bitch.

00:43:00Mexican bitch.

00:43:01What the hell?

00:43:02You bitch.

00:43:03Bitch.

00:43:03Holy shit.

00:43:04Let's go.

00:43:05Let's go.

00:43:07We are funny.

00:43:09We are...

00:43:10This bitch.

00:43:12What's that you call my sister?

00:43:14What the fuck?

00:43:15Fuck you all rolling up on poor cubs?

00:43:17You must know, no.

00:43:18He can't, no.

00:43:19Huh?

00:43:19He can't, no.

00:43:20I said, stop cock-blocking, you little Mexican bitch.

00:43:23That's what I said, cubs.

00:43:25This nigga got me fucked up, cubs.

00:43:26Man, show him what you do.

00:43:27Aw, shit.

00:43:28It's back here.

00:43:29Back there.

00:43:29There you go.

00:43:30Okay.

00:43:31OG, little pretty thug, nigga.

00:43:32I'm about to put this nigga in the box.

00:43:33Don't do it.

00:43:34Calm down.

00:43:34You know how you get it.

00:43:35Nigga, six feet under, nigga.

00:43:36You hear me?

00:43:37Been on the surface.

00:43:38It's seven now.

00:43:38Huh?

00:43:39Nigga, I'm talking face on the brochure.

00:43:41Boy.

00:43:42Lights out.

00:43:42You hear me?

00:43:43Clamp on, clamp on.

00:43:44Okay.

00:43:45You got me fucked up, cubs.

00:43:47Come back.

00:43:47You got me fucked up, cubs.

00:43:49Come back.

00:43:50Pretty thug, nigga.

00:43:50You understand?

00:43:51You don't know how to ask somebody.

00:43:52Don't fuck around.

00:43:53You get shot by a pretty nigga, nigga.

00:43:55What the fuck is he talking about?

00:43:56What the fuck is he talking about?

00:43:57I said, OG, little pretty thug.

00:43:58Come again, say what?

00:43:59I'm telling him.

00:44:01Oh, shit.

00:44:02This nigga, we.

00:44:03Oh, shit.

00:44:03This nigga, we.

00:44:04Oh, shit.

00:44:06This motherfucker's strong.

00:44:07Fucking thug.

00:44:08Look, I killed you, bitch.

00:44:09Oh, Jesus Christ.

00:44:10I said, let it ain't safe.

00:44:11What the fuck?

00:44:12Hey, man.

00:44:12Get the grenade on this nigga, man.

00:44:14Give us a light.

00:44:15Grenade this nigga, man.

00:44:17Pray to him.

00:44:18He did the hell.

00:44:19He did the asshole, man.

00:44:20Put him down.

00:44:21He don't deserve it.

00:44:22Hey, man.

00:44:22I can get this solo, nigga.

00:44:24Damn.

00:44:25I can get pretty for this shit.

00:44:27I'm going to get you pretty.

00:44:28Damn.

00:44:34God damn.

00:44:35I'll get it through you.

00:44:37Oh, shit.

00:44:38Oh, shit.

00:45:02Now, you can't shoot a nigga with Jesus on his face.

00:45:04Now, come on.

00:45:05In the name of our law, don't do it.

00:45:06Fall back, ho.

00:45:07Fall back.

00:45:08Okay.

00:45:17What's that you said about my sister?

00:45:20A little about mine, cuz.

00:45:27No bullets?

00:45:30This motherfucker put no bullets in his gun.

00:45:33What up?

00:45:34I don't know.

00:45:35It's like your life.

00:45:36You can't blame.

00:45:36Man, look.

00:45:39Hey, is that the new boys?

00:45:41This is just a new elbow.

00:45:42Delicious.

00:45:42Fuck that shit.

00:45:44That's my own nigga.

00:45:45Y'all got me fucked up.

00:45:47I'm not getting out.

00:45:48I'll tell you how they're going to throw it.

00:45:49These nids got me fucked up.

00:45:51Y'all got me fucked up.

00:45:53All the way up.

00:45:53Hey.

00:45:54You took it like a real Gino.

00:45:56You took it like a real Gino.

00:45:57Man.

00:46:01Oh, shit.

00:46:02We met at the World Star?

00:46:03Hey, that shit crazy.

00:46:05Hey, nigga.

00:46:05I killed them niggas off.

00:46:06Hey, you did the good shit.

00:46:07Hey, y'all.

00:46:08You hear that, niggas, man?

00:46:09Look whose mom finally let him out the house.

00:46:11Man, y'all whack.

00:46:13You hate me because my mama care.

00:46:14Ghetto-ass mama.

00:46:15She care about gunplay.

00:46:17For real.

00:46:18See your little cameo on World Star?

00:46:20Check it out.

00:46:21She got a million views.

00:46:22Is it tight?

00:46:23Yeah.

00:46:28Loser.

00:46:29Langston, can I use your phone to call Nastassia?

00:46:31Why didn't you call her at your crib?

00:46:33Well, we don't have a house phone.

00:46:35All we got is my mom's pager.

00:46:37Besides, I need more support from my guys, you know?

00:46:40So I'm mad nervous, y'all.

00:46:42For sure.

00:46:44Call her.

00:46:45And I'm going to call George Kush and light up this blunt.

00:46:48It's coming out.

00:46:49Crazy.

00:46:49No one's wrong.

00:46:51I can't believe they beat my record.

00:46:54You know, I hold the record for most videos,

00:46:56retired on one of those six to most.

00:46:58But I've never done it.

00:46:59And this one is smashing it.

00:47:00How many days has been on it?

00:47:02178 days.

00:47:03Hey.

00:47:03Hey, baby.

00:47:04Hey, baby.

00:47:05Get a new record.

00:47:07Chase, chase, chase, chase, chase, chase, chase.

00:47:10Chase, chase, chase, chase, chase, chase,

00:47:12niggas, please.

00:47:14Pinchy gordo.

00:47:19Hello.

00:47:20Yo, it's Jason.

00:47:22Who the hell is Jason?

00:47:25What do you want with my daughter?

00:47:27Um, hey, sir, it's Jason, and I want to speak with Anastasia, sir.

00:47:32Man, you didn't answer my question. Who are you?

00:47:34And what the fuck do you want with my daughter?

00:47:36Um, me and Anastasia are assmates. I mean, classmates.

00:47:40And we share a room. We share a classroom,

00:47:43and I help her with her homework, and I wanted to know

00:47:46if she needed more help, if she needed me to help her with her homework,

00:47:49because I helped her with her homework.

00:47:50Hold on. Anastasia!

00:47:54You coming?

00:48:01Hello?

00:48:04Hey, Anastasia.

00:48:06Jason?

00:48:09Yeah. I thought this was your cell phone.

00:48:12I lost my cell phone. This is my home phone. What's up?

00:48:17Uh, nothing. What's up with you?

00:48:21Hey, yo, tell her to put the phone up to her coochie.

00:48:26Excuse me?

00:48:27Uh, nothing. Nothing at all. Nothing.

00:48:30Um, um, I guess I'll see you later on at the lock-in.

00:48:35Later on.

00:48:37I guess so.

00:48:39Oh, me?

00:48:49Yeah.

00:48:58Oh, no.

00:49:01What about you?

00:49:03What about that rock?

00:49:07No niggas in mi casa, fool.

00:49:09Confidence, bro. That's all it is.

00:49:11Stop being so fucking nervous.

00:49:13Yeah, virgin.

00:49:21Who was that on the phone?

00:49:23Nobody. It was just a friend from school.

00:49:25He was helping me with homework.

00:49:27Oh, yeah? He's helping you out.

00:49:28And your little friend from school, is he, um, a negrito?

00:49:32What does it matter?

00:49:34Orale, Kim Kardashian.

00:49:35Now you're dating black guys?

00:49:37Papa.

00:49:38Papa. Don't papa me.

00:49:40Okay, I know how suave black guys are.

00:49:43They talk to you with that mac daddy lingo, holding their giant penises.

00:49:48Alright, and I could tell by this kid's voice over the phone, it was all deep.

00:49:52He's got a giant palo.

00:49:54No, he doesn't.

00:49:56What? What did you say?

00:49:58Nothing.

00:49:59Look, Ana, you're a beautiful Latina, which means...

00:50:03Which means what?

00:50:03Which means you're fertile as hell.

00:50:07Then I don't want some little black, nappy-headed baby with a big penis, running around this house, touching all

00:50:12my shit, and leaving him for me to raise.

00:50:14I can't believe we're talking about this right now.

00:50:17I'm a virgin.

00:50:18I didn't run off like you and mom and get pregnant when I was 16.

00:50:23Alright, well, you know, at least I stuck around to take care of my children.

00:50:26Those black guys come around with the cool talk, and they get you in bed, and when you get pregnant,

00:50:32they turn into magicians.

00:50:34Magicians?

00:50:34Yeah, magicians.

00:50:36Like the doctor we saw at the casino, David Copperton.

00:50:38Yeah, Copperton.

00:50:39He was good.

00:50:39Yeah, it was funny.

00:50:40The rabbits?

00:50:41Yeah, they were cute.

00:50:42They disappear.

00:50:44I don't want you to become a statistic.

00:50:46Alright?

00:50:46I'm telling you, because I want you to take care of yourself.

00:50:49I care about you, mija.

00:50:50Papa, don't worry about me.

00:50:52Worry about your sons.

00:50:53Like Junior, the one that just got out of jail.

00:50:58For this one.

00:50:59The 18-year-old who still wears slippers because he doesn't know how to tie his shoes.

00:51:03Mm-hmm.

00:51:06Oh, no, I know how to tie my shoes.

00:51:08I just think the concept of laces is stupid.

00:51:11I have to agree with Flaco on that one.

00:51:14Who asked you to talk?

00:51:15And Sarasque, why are you always here?

00:51:17Yeah.

00:51:18Why are you always here?

00:51:20What do you mean?

00:51:21I'm family.

00:51:22How are you, family fool?

00:51:23Yeah.

00:51:24How are you, family fool?

00:51:28I'm second cousin to his third cousin's cuñado, El Machete.

00:51:31Who married Consuela, who was married to Paolo before and then escaped to the U.S.

00:51:35After that, El Machete took care of me.

00:51:37And then he disappeared.

00:51:39So I don't know what to do, so I just came here.

00:51:41And that's all I have to say about that.

00:51:45And you want me to be with somebody like this?

00:51:48My gosh, Papa.

00:51:50Shit.

00:51:51She might have a point.

00:51:57All right, now listen up.

00:51:59After we search y'all, we're going to lock y'all ass in.

00:52:02We're going to give away at the talent contest, and we're making some stars tonight.

00:52:06You know how we do.

00:52:07Y'all ready?

00:52:08It's all about unity in the community, y'all.

00:52:11Monavista, let's get it.

00:52:13We got the Rejects in the house.

00:52:16Two different J's, two different women.

00:52:18This is shit, this bang.

00:52:20Rejects, Gilly.

00:52:21I'm not a family guy.

00:52:22Got a lot of women.

00:52:23Brand new dance.

00:52:24That's the P to Christmas.

00:52:25Don't hit it, don't hit it.

00:52:27They hear we selling Cree's line, wrapped around the building.

00:52:29So Cokie hit a steward, grab his nose, he's doing vicious.

00:52:31Ratchets poppin' air, but Shelton call it Thanos.

00:52:34Now go and move your arm, fuck your honey, y'all run in, run in.

00:52:36Let them haters know that you stuck in.

00:52:38Smokin' caheen, turn his gun into a function, function.

00:52:41Glow sick.

00:52:42Glow sick.

00:52:43I don't need a weapon.

00:52:44Don't have a cup in.

00:52:45Petey Griffith t-shirts.

00:52:46All my, all my love it.

00:52:47Body fillin' it.

00:52:48Oh snap, the Rangers in the house!

00:52:51They're the favorites to win the contest tonight, y'all.

00:52:54Got a lot of women.

00:52:55The crease better maintenance.

00:52:57I'm not gonna die.

00:52:59Got a lot of women.

00:53:00The crease better maintenance.

00:53:01You Ranger boys, better behave yourself tonight.

00:53:06I'ma behave on that ass tonight.

00:53:08Damn, Ms. Johnson got a cage.

00:53:12I ain't gonna lie, she is nice looking.

00:53:14Come on man, what you really supposed to be worried about is Anastasia nice?

00:53:21Nigga, this ain't the Disney Channel.

00:53:23You better go handle that.

00:53:24She practically throwing the pussy at you fuck, boy.

00:53:27All you gotta do is catch it.

00:53:29I don't really know what to do now.

00:53:31I know what this little nigga need.

00:53:33Seven Minutes to Heaven.

00:53:38Hey!

00:53:39Everybody got their name in the hat?

00:53:41For sure.

00:53:43Y'all know how this go down.

00:53:45Seven Minutes to Heaven.

00:53:47I picked two names out this cap,

00:53:49and y'all go into this closet right here for seven minutes.

00:53:52First two names are...

00:53:56Julian and Big Booty Becky.

00:53:59Let's get it!

00:54:01You're a nasty hoe.

00:54:03You're a nasty hoe.

00:54:04Seven minutes.

00:54:06So what's up, Becky?

00:54:09Absolutely nothing.

00:54:10For seven minutes.

00:54:13Come on, don't be like that.

00:54:21Doesn't this just get your adrenaline going?

00:54:23It's like a dominatrix has your balls in a vice grip.

00:54:26This is what super cops do!

00:54:29Right, Largney?

00:54:31The fuck are you doing?

00:54:32I've had three of these things.

00:54:35The best.

00:54:36You're laughing when you look at goat's ass.

00:54:41Pay attention, fucker!

00:54:42Pay attention, fucker!

00:54:50I think you're beautiful.

00:54:52What?

00:54:53I think you're beautiful.

00:54:56You're beautiful.

00:54:58Get your hands off my tip, man!

00:55:00I'm driving!

00:55:01I like you!

00:55:06So we're not gonna do nothing, Becky?

00:55:08Would you even be interested if I didn't have this big old booty on me?

00:55:11What?

00:55:12What kind of question is that?

00:55:14That's what I thought.

00:55:15All you like me for is my booty.

00:55:17But it's such a nice booty.

00:55:22Plus, you got a cute smile.

00:55:24And the dimple that only comes out when you laugh.

00:55:28See, I'm a nice guy.

00:55:32Shit, that's all I need.

00:55:34You're gonna tell me twice.

00:55:37Daddy, about to get it on.

00:55:41I love the white chocolate.

00:55:43I normally don't date what...

00:55:45What y'all doing out in this hallway?

00:55:46Get to the dance!

00:55:47The question is, sir, what are you doing out here?

00:55:50Well, I'm the principal.

00:55:52What are you doing?

00:55:53Do you got the ETA on the new boys?

00:55:58Nah, nah, but we know about Ms. Johnson's TNA.

00:56:01You better watch him out.

00:56:03Sit up there and talk about you know something about Ms. Johnson's DNA.

00:56:06Hey, yo, what the hell is going on out there?

00:56:08Uh, Principal Rogers.

00:56:11As soon as I hear about the new boys, I'll come look for you, bro.

00:56:15Yeah, you do that.

00:56:17Snitching ass nigga.

00:56:18You know a snitch don't like a snitch.

00:56:19You take it easy. Get to the dance, nigga.

00:56:23Will do, sir.

00:56:31Hey, y'all giving up for the supersizer, y'all!

00:56:35All right, man.

00:56:37Go back.

00:56:40Song for the 80s.

00:56:46Do the shit.

00:56:48Do, do the shit!

00:56:55Next two names are...

00:56:58Jason...

00:57:00and Anastasia.

00:57:02Come on, shit!

00:57:03Up!

00:57:03Okay.

00:57:05I guess y'all not feeling the supersizer.

00:57:07Fuck y'all!

00:57:08The new boys on their way.

00:57:10You still got the talent contest coming up.

00:57:12Sweet girls, amazing.

00:57:14Dirt out kids.

00:57:15There's a huge money trying to win.

00:57:16Two thousand...

00:57:17Seven minutes.

00:57:26Ever done this before?

00:57:27Nope.

00:57:29Me either.

00:57:31Kinda awkward, huh?

00:57:33Yeah.

00:57:34Very.

00:57:37Unified.

00:57:37Back in the Mission.

00:57:37How in the Mission?

00:57:41Power 106!

00:57:42Well, it's now broadcasted live from Monta Vista High School.

00:57:46It's all about unity in the community.

00:57:48And we're waiting on the new boys...

00:57:49Where y'all have, man?

00:57:51Hey, nigga!

00:57:52Wake the fuck up!

00:57:53What the fuck you doing?

00:57:54Man, fuck these niggas, man.

00:57:56Hurry up so we can back these seniors.

00:57:57Lock it!

00:57:58I'll fall off today.

00:58:00I'm still still in my niggot.

00:58:01I'll be talking.

00:58:05What the fuck are you doing, man?

00:58:07Get your ass out of my face!

00:58:09Talks as a baby's butt!

00:58:11Are you fucking crazy?

00:58:14Normally we have these missions more intact,

00:58:17but it seems that my partner has taken some kind of controlled substance.

00:58:20I'm R. Kelly, bitch.

00:58:24What the fuck are you doing?

00:58:26Are you nuts?

00:58:28Peaches!

00:58:29Bitch, bring your ass out the house with my goddamn money!

00:58:33I'll blow every window in that raggedy fucking condo out!

00:58:36What the fuck are you doing, man?

00:58:38What am I doing?

00:58:40Bring your ass out of your face!

00:58:41I'm gonna kill you!

00:58:52So, um, there's, like, no chance that I could...

00:58:54You're not getting my panties.

00:58:56What?

00:58:56I know all about it.

00:58:58Julian told Becky, who told Jasmine, who told me, all about your mission.

00:59:04Kind of stupid, huh?

00:59:05Yeah.

00:59:07And I can't go out like that.

00:59:10I understand.

00:59:11And honestly, I respect you more for it.

00:59:15Thanks.

00:59:17You're sweet.

00:59:18Doing good, cowboy.

00:59:21Thanks, man.

00:59:22Thanks for what?

00:59:24Uh, nothing?

00:59:26You like to talk to yourself a lot, don't you?

00:59:29Me?

00:59:29No.

00:59:33It's okay.

00:59:34I used to do the same thing.

00:59:36Ever since my mom died when I was really young, I had this toy unicorn that I would always talk

00:59:41to.

00:59:41It was my best friend.

00:59:44Unicorns have a lot of wisdom, you know.

00:59:45I bet not as much as the cowboys.

00:59:48Well, unicorns don't exist, so.

00:59:52You hit Bigfoot!

00:59:54What the fuck did you make me do?

00:59:56I didn't hit Bigfoot!

00:59:57Who gives a fuck?

00:59:58Look at the car!

01:00:00Oh, fuck!

01:00:01We gonna help her?

01:00:02I'm gonna come in through this vehicle!

01:00:04I gotta get those guys!

01:00:06I'm sorry, Bigfoot.

01:00:07The fucking door doesn't work anymore.

01:00:08I'm so sorry.

01:00:09Follow me.

01:00:09Follow me, you fucking idiot.

01:00:12Hey, yo, ladies, make some noise for four cows!

01:00:15I'm in love with you.

01:00:19The bodies of a girl, it's all my stew.

01:00:22I think you should be the fool.

01:00:26Baby, I just wanna rock me through.

01:00:29Rock you like I snap, yeah.

01:00:32Hold up, hold up.

01:00:33Uh-huh, hold up.

01:00:35Rock you like I snap, yeah.

01:00:36See her club close in 15.

01:00:38Not so fast, are they?

01:00:41Wow, looks like everyone is hooking up.

01:00:44Wanna dance?

01:00:47Sure.

01:00:49This is my song.

01:00:51The one that touch your body was hardly a starseed.

01:00:53I beat the man.

01:00:54Snap out jeans, clean white tee and a pair of Vans.

01:00:57Some fans come fast, but a whole lot of apps.

01:00:59And yoga pants, but a jam like this, make you wanna slow dance.

01:01:03I think I'm in love with you.

01:01:06I'm in love with you.

01:01:07The bodies of a girl, it's all my stew.

01:01:10Sometimes you got to love your damn self.

01:01:12Yeah.

01:01:13You're a fool.

01:01:14But baby, I just wanna rock me through.

01:01:17Ah!

01:01:18Hey, you here.

01:01:19Yeah, you are here.

01:01:20Get to the dance.

01:01:21What's up, Rogers?

01:01:22Get your hands off my bitch.

01:01:24Get to the dance.

01:01:25Get your hands off me, boy.

01:01:27Get to the dance.

01:01:28Good girl, huh?

01:01:30Jesus on the main line.

01:01:32Tell them what you want.

01:01:33Oh, yeah, Lord.

01:01:34Thank you, Jesus.

01:01:35Thank you, Lord.

01:01:36Y'all ready, homie?

01:01:37You ready, cuz?

01:01:38Kick, kick, kick.

01:01:40Go.

01:01:40Yeah!

01:01:41What about you?

01:01:41Is you ready?

01:01:42Mm-hmm.

01:01:43They whooped your ass, man.

01:01:45They wouldn't have did that to me, though.

01:01:46I'll tell you that right now.

01:01:47You know how I get it.

01:01:48Man, fuck that shit, man.

01:01:49You ready to ride out of what, nigga?

01:01:51Excuse me, say what?

01:01:52Man, you heard me.

01:01:53Come and get us to what?

01:01:54Man, why ain't time a nigga say something to you, cuz?

01:01:56You act like you can't hear me.

01:01:57Fuck wrong with you.

01:01:58You went deaf from all them shots, nigga?

01:02:00No, nigga.

01:02:00It was my mama pussy.

01:02:01Mm.

01:02:02If I hadn't told you yet, my mama had an outbreak on the pussy lip,

01:02:05cuz she got herpes, right?

01:02:07When she had me, the herpes hit my ear, fucked me all up.

01:02:11What?

01:02:11Mm.

01:02:12But we in good standards.

01:02:14Bitch nasty.

01:02:15Excuse me, say what?

01:02:17Mm, nasty bitch.

01:02:18Come again, say what?

01:02:19Mm.

01:02:19I know that's right.

01:02:21We got the new boys in the house.

01:02:24I'm still a famous nigga, hug.

01:02:26I'm a brown fly nigga for shock.

01:02:28I can't now put your eyes on my dick.

01:02:31I'm posing shit.

01:02:33I can't now freak my shit.

01:02:34Freak my shit.

01:02:36Freak my shit.

01:02:37Bitch freak my shit.

01:02:38Freak my shit.

01:02:39Freak my shit.

01:02:41Freak my shit.

01:02:42Bitch freak my shit.

01:02:43Shit.

01:02:44Shit.

01:02:53Shit.

01:03:01Fuckin' man.

01:03:05Fuckin' man.

01:03:05Hard to have to wait for him to beat down.

01:03:08Told ya, Junior said midnight, huh?

01:03:10Shit, I'm bored, eh?

01:03:15It's not fair.

01:03:16What's not fair?

01:03:18Anastasia and her friends and everybody

01:03:20are partying and dancing the night away,

01:03:22but we're just here, sitting and waiting.

01:03:27Shit, I wanna dance.

01:03:32Man, fuck that dance, man.

01:03:35Dance.

01:03:38Hey, hear the whispers?

01:03:41Yeah!

01:03:43Yeah!

01:03:46Woo!

01:03:52What?

01:03:54Yeah, you thought it was a problem?

01:03:55That one, though!

01:03:57Ha!

01:03:59What's all I gotta say about that?

01:04:00Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm!

01:04:03Woo!

01:04:05Oh, yeah!

01:04:06Yeah!

01:04:07I ripped my pants and I don't care!

01:04:09Ha, ha, ha!

01:04:10We still got the cars that we're talking about.

01:04:11All right, you boys, y'all did y'all think,

01:04:13but it's talent contest time, y'all!

01:04:15If anybody out there can use an extra $2,000,

01:04:18you better be hot tonight, all right?

01:04:20So let's give it up right now for our first contestant.

01:04:23Make some noise for this sweet girl!

01:04:31Nevermind!

01:04:33Watch and hit up right now.

01:04:38I'm gonna run-

01:04:51I'm gonna fall down!

01:04:55I'm gonna fall down!

01:05:08Oh, that was good.

01:05:27Touch me, tease me, I'm trying to make it easy.

01:05:30You're singing to my tune like your name Lil Weezy.

01:05:33Five hundred degrees, more than just a breezy.

01:05:35Hot, but the flow of snowman, cheesy.

01:05:38And I wanna be real with you.

01:05:40Oh, baby, can I be real with you?

01:05:43I'm trying to settle down.

01:05:45But ain't enough, I'll be scared of now.

01:05:47To the top of the world with your soul for miles.

01:05:49Baby, let them haters hate, I'ma hold you down.

01:05:52Even though I didn't roll up on your side of town,

01:05:54I'ma throw up your sack when we ride.

01:05:56Baby, you touch me in the best way.

01:06:00Oh, you seen this, my nigga?

01:06:03That's cheeky.

01:06:05You caught me by the bright.

01:06:08You shot me out the sky.

01:06:11Straight into your arms, and I love it.

01:06:15Yeah, baby, baby, I love the way you touch me.

01:06:19Touched me.

01:06:22Touched me.

01:06:23Touched me.

01:06:24Touched me.

01:06:26Touched me.

01:06:31Oh, my God.

01:06:34Tastes like candy.

01:06:36I'ma make a business.

01:06:37Look!

01:06:39Oh, my God!

01:06:42Oh, my God!

01:06:45Oh, my God!

01:06:48Oh, my God!

01:06:50You killed her.

01:06:50What's up, man?

01:06:51Yeah!

01:06:52Whoo!

01:06:53That's how those flip-flip fingers do it, homie!

01:06:56Man, that shit was horrible.

01:06:58Hey man, your mama like it.

01:06:59Shut up!

01:07:00Yeah, the hell is R-G-O-K-Y anyway?

01:07:02Ranger Gang to kill yourself!

01:07:05Give it up for the Rangers!

01:07:11One hundred, two hundred, three hundred four

01:07:14Five hundred, six hundred, seven hundred more

01:07:16I need a tip, tip, tip, tip, I need a tip

01:07:20I got a tip, tip, tip, tip

01:07:21One hundred, two hundred, three hundred, four

01:07:23Five hundred, six hundred, seven hundred more

01:07:26I need a tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip

01:07:30I said it's six in the morning and she tippin' on my dick

01:07:33Tippin' on my dick, tippin' on my dick

01:07:35Make her scream Rangers when I'm hittin' that shit

01:07:38No gadgets, can't fit up in my whip

01:07:40And I got a bad bitch, but she finna get evicted

01:07:43Gave me a lap gas, now I'm addicted

01:07:45Standing at attention, that's what my dick did

01:07:48Countin' on this money high, mama come and get this

01:07:50One hundred, two hundred, three hundred, four

01:07:52Five hundred, six hundred, seven hundred more

01:07:55I need a tip, tip, tip, tip, tip

01:07:57I need a tip, tip, tip, tip, tip

01:08:00One hundred, two hundred, three hundred, four

01:08:02Five hundred, six hundred, seven hundred more

01:08:04I need a tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip

01:08:09Corky, fresh, fresh, tube and press, ready to party

01:08:11White boys in my pocket, hoes fillin' on my body

01:08:14Redstone, Ciroc, OJ, and Ricardo

01:08:17Your paper, my wallet is retarded

01:08:19I get money, money I got

01:08:22Then make that booty pop, make, make booty pop

01:08:25Baby, don't stop

01:08:26Tip, tip, tip, tip

01:08:28100, 200, 300, 400, 500, 600, 700, 400

01:08:33I need a tip, tip, tip, tip, I need a tip

01:08:36Tip, tip, tip, tip

01:08:37100, 200, 300, 400, 500, 600, 700, more

01:08:43I need a tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip

01:08:46What the hell is you doing, man? Get up, man, come on

01:08:49Shit, man

01:08:51Shit, man

01:08:52We in the middle of a party, I don't know, I'm good, thank you

01:08:54I got brownie on my record

01:08:57Damn, did this just ruin the Rangers' chance to win the contest?

01:09:01Did it ruin my chance for Anastasia?

01:09:06Come on, buckaroo

01:09:09You got this

01:09:11Prairie Puffman's right

01:09:13I can do this

01:09:17Yo, listen

01:09:19I can do this

01:09:23What do I got to lose?

01:09:26Listen

01:09:26They call me Jay Extra

01:09:28Yeah, boy, I'm next up

01:09:29Pippin' and flippin' and rippin' and yeah

01:09:31Tippin' and tippin' and scale

01:09:32Used to be scared, but now I got a man up

01:09:34Too late, my mama told me

01:09:36Boy, you better take it up

01:09:37Smoke like the Prairie Puff

01:09:38Man, I ain't had enough

01:09:39It's so tough, so tough, so rough, so tough, tough

01:09:41But I just fell in love with Anastasia

01:09:44Yeah, do your thing, girl

01:09:45I like how you drop it, huh?

01:09:50I did it!

01:09:54Woohoo!

01:09:59I fucks with the Rangers!

01:10:07Oh my god, you were amazing

01:10:10Yo, Jay Extra

01:10:11You saved us, dawg

01:10:12You did that, my dude

01:10:14Respect

01:10:15Yo, Jay, where'd that come from, yo?

01:10:17Bro, I honestly couldn't even tell you

01:10:18It just like came to me

01:10:20Yo, you see this right here, right?

01:10:21That's, I'm gonna need that

01:10:22You know what I'm saying

01:10:23Somebody is about to walk away with $2,000

01:10:26You know what I'm saying

01:10:27DJ Felly Fowl, Pye 106, Unity in the community

01:10:30It's been a great night

01:10:32And to announce your winner right now

01:10:34Y'all give it up for the new boys!

01:10:47Yo, this was a dope-ass night of performances

01:10:50Hell yeah

01:10:51Some of y'all did y'all thing tonight, man

01:10:53Some of y'all were complete failures

01:10:56Fucking booty

01:10:57But yo, man, on the real, though

01:10:59It could only be one winner

01:11:02And this group crushed it

01:11:04Killed it

01:11:05Murdered it

01:11:06Woo!

01:11:07So give it up for tonight's winner

01:11:09The motherfucking

01:11:10Sweet girl!

01:11:14Hi!

01:11:15Thank you there!

01:11:16Thank you

01:11:18Thank you

01:11:18Tell me that shit did not just happen, bro

01:11:20Yo, I needed that two grand

01:11:22How we lose?

01:11:24The Weemers got these higgas tripping, bro

01:11:25Yo, look at how high they are

01:11:27I don't even know who the fuck they picking right now

01:11:30I'm excited!

01:11:31Oh shit!

01:11:33Fede, it's twelve o'clock

01:11:34Time for me to go face to music, you feel me?

01:11:36Wait, wait, wait, hold up

01:11:37What's twelve o'clock?

01:11:39Yo!

01:11:39That's the end of the town, Joey!

01:11:48Fede, I know you won't get into it

01:11:50The S.A., man

01:11:51Shit!

01:11:52Yo, Junior

01:11:53I tried to get your money by midnight

01:11:54But I need some more time

01:11:56You can do whatever you want to me

01:11:57But please don't hurt my family

01:12:03Ain't got insurance, Junior?

01:12:05Mmm

01:12:06Mmm

01:12:07Mmm

01:12:08Junior says

01:12:10Time's up

01:12:11Man, the date ain't going nowhere

01:12:13You're gonna have to kill us all

01:12:21Cool

01:12:22Nah, fuck that

01:12:23It's cool, bro

01:12:24It's time for me to have him just dip on myself like a man

01:12:26So, what's up?

01:12:28Yes, sir

01:12:29Junior!

01:12:30Flacco!

01:12:31No

01:12:32Anastasia, what are you doing here?

01:12:33Get out of here

01:12:34Go!

01:12:35Anastasia, go back to the gym

01:12:36We're good, I promise

01:12:43Don't talk to my sister like that, I see

01:12:45Stop it

01:12:47Papa, we're gonna blast them Mexicans tonight for what they think of you, OG

01:12:51Man, fuck that nigga, Junior, come

01:12:53Fuck that, OG

01:12:54What?

01:12:57Nigga, what?

01:12:58Junior, come

01:12:59Fuck!

01:13:00We're gonna make some Mexican cunt salad, bro

01:13:02How many a salad?

01:13:03I know that's right

01:13:20How's the time, my son?

01:13:22This is your hero moment

01:13:49Anna, are you okay?

01:13:50I'm fine

01:13:53Are you okay?

01:13:55Oh my god, Jason, you're hurt

01:14:09Everybody freeze!

01:14:11What the hell's going on here?

01:14:13Yeah

01:14:13Stand back, we got this!

01:14:15Everybody freeze!

01:14:17Yeah, we got this, we got this under control

01:14:20Great, great freaking police work

01:14:23And...

01:14:23Alright, here we go

01:14:25Can I just talk to him for one second?

01:14:27You've got one minute, then we need to get him to the hospital to get sewn up

01:14:31Look, I'm sorry all this happened

01:14:33This whole money thing with Day Day and your brother got way out of hand

01:14:36And then...

01:14:39Slay him

01:14:46Day Day

01:14:48I appreciate your little homie saving my sister

01:14:53You're still a junior $2,000

01:14:55You're still a junior $2,000

01:14:56You're still a junior $2,000

01:15:01This ain't over

01:15:06What are you doing?

01:15:07That's your prize money

01:15:08Jason told me to give this to you

01:15:14And he got the draws too

01:15:17I'll take that

01:15:19And I will take that

01:15:23Hey Jay, I appreciate the way you came through, bro

01:15:26That was some true Rangers fashion

01:15:27Look, I told you, man, we family

01:15:31So, y'all my friends

01:15:32Straight up, bro

01:15:33You my friend, I'm an official Ranger member

01:15:36Yes, sir

01:15:37Man, I'm just grateful y'all helped me find the confidence to get the girl in my dreams

01:15:42Stop

01:15:43What's up?

01:15:44And now, I'm going to go to the hospital with my boyfriend

01:15:48Boyfriend?

01:15:49If I ain't gonna like that

01:15:50Oh, yeah?

01:15:51Well, he's just gonna have to deal with it

01:15:53And so are you

01:15:55Uh-oh

01:16:02We gonna keep your ass in our prayers

01:16:05Eh, I wish I would've got shot

01:16:07What is you talking about?

01:16:09Do you know how much ass I would get on Monday if I got shot?

01:16:12Wow

01:16:12God, man

01:16:17You see, that's how it really went down

01:16:20Fairytale and his do really happen

01:16:22Even in the hood

01:16:23Now all I need is a painless circumcision and I'll be straight

01:16:32Who shot my baby?

01:16:34Who shot my baby?

01:16:36How you fucking bitches running scatter?

01:16:38Everybody can get some of this land today

01:16:40Fucking Kardashian

01:16:42Cheerleader bitches

01:16:43You fucking Rangers

01:16:45I'll fuck you

01:16:46And I'll kill you motherfuckers

01:16:47God damn it

01:16:48Everybody you fucking writers

01:16:50You ragged ass producers

01:16:52Nick

01:16:52Do all that bullshit

01:16:54All you bitches, everybody out there in the gym

01:16:57All you motherfucking slurpy servers

01:17:00Popcorn buttering motherfuckers

01:17:01And you bitches

01:17:02Out there

01:17:03You better not be bootlegging my shit

01:17:05You better not bootleg this shit

01:17:06I'll come out there and I'll get you

01:17:08Just like in the Freddy Krueger movies

01:17:10I'll be back and get you in the sequel

01:17:11Motherfuckers

01:17:12Loose it

01:17:13You heard?

01:17:14What?

01:17:23Superside

01:17:26I got cynical

01:17:30Hey

01:17:30The I believers

01:17:32You have thing to the rack

01:17:35To the rack

01:17:37To the rack

01:17:37Or to the front

01:17:39Or to the back

01:17:40To the side

01:17:58Look at all these haters, why they hate me, cause I'm fucking bitches, and making cheese

01:18:06Could be fucking cheese, and making bitches, but I'm just saying cheese

01:18:11Like we taking pictures

01:18:13Cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese

01:18:17Cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, n**** please

01:18:20Move out my way, mothafucka

01:18:23Move out my way, mothafucka

01:18:26To the left, to the left

01:18:28Y'all make it heal from the too bad

01:18:35Y'all make it hate it side

01:18:37Pale side, y'all make it hate it

01:18:40To the left

01:18:53I got goons that don't even talk

01:18:57Fuck the Dugget motherfucker

01:18:59Fuck the Cripwalk

01:19:01Fuck the Stanky Leg

01:19:02Fuck the Cat Daddy

01:19:04Fuck the Macarena

01:19:06Fuck MC Hammer

01:19:07Fuck Jay-Z

01:19:09Fuck 50 Cent

01:19:11Fuck the President, Barack fucking Obama

01:19:14Wait nigga, did you just say fuck the President?

01:19:17Oh yeah, I said that

01:19:18Fuck that nigga, nigga, fuck that

01:19:21To the Lid

01:19:23Y'all make it hate it

01:19:24To the Ride

01:19:26To the Ride

01:19:27Y'all make it hate it

01:19:28To the front

01:19:29To the back

01:19:30Y'all make it

01:19:31To the side

01:19:32To the side

01:19:33Y'all make it hate it

01:19:35To the Lid

01:19:37Y'all make it hate it

01:19:38To the Ride

01:19:39To the Ride

01:19:40Y'all make it hate it

01:19:41To the front

01:19:42To the back

01:19:44Y'all make it hate it

01:19:45To the side

01:19:46Now side to side

01:19:47Y'all make it hate it

01:19:48Let's dance

01:19:50Ayy, what the fuck going on with the beat, shawty?

01:19:53Ay nigga, fuck

01:19:55Shit speed man

01:19:56Shit nigga

01:19:57I can't dance to this shit nigga

01:20:00Oh shit

01:20:01Oh shit

01:20:05I can't catch my breath

01:20:06Oh shit nigga

01:20:08I hate this shit nigga

01:20:21I hate this shit nigga

01:20:37Oh shit

01:20:38Oh shit

01:20:39Oh shit

01:20:44Nigga

01:20:48Nigga I'm sweating all around my second belly nigga

01:20:54Hey Mark!

01:20:56I got it

01:20:57Can this be a movie?

01:20:58Like is this gonna be a movies?

01:21:00Cause I can act

01:21:01Where are we starting?

01:21:03From the top again, right?

01:21:04What up pretty bitches?

01:21:08I got pussy here on top of the new one

01:21:11I fucked up on this

01:21:14Fuckers

01:21:14I like to fuck you Chris Paul

01:21:18And if you look in the mirror

01:21:19You gonna think you look like the little nigga on the Lords of the Rings

01:21:24Give me the rings, Chrissy

01:21:27Get ready tonight baby

01:21:29Cause I'm gonna stick this rat tail in your ass

01:21:32And I like a woman that's built like a mattress

01:21:35I'm gonna lay on you later

01:21:36I will

01:21:38I'm gonna stick my face in your ass

01:21:40With an antibiotic in my mouth

01:21:43Y'all better not move

01:21:45Y'all better not move

01:21:47Dude with no shirt on with hard nipples

01:21:48And y'all be touching him

01:21:51It's gonna snap him for your ass

01:21:52You ain't got bitch

01:21:55That a bitch look good though

01:21:56Yeah nigga, you got her

01:21:58She look good?

01:22:00Yeah

01:22:03Get mama kiss before you go

01:22:13Where's that?

01:22:14Where's that?

01:22:15I'm walking around and I'm getting it

01:22:16Where's that?

01:22:17I'm walking around and I'm getting it

01:22:20Oh

01:22:21I'm falling around and I'm getting 마 vuelta

01:22:23I'm falling around and I'm just separation

01:22:24I'm falling around and I'm tapping out

01:22:29I'm dancing around and I'm shouting around and I'm staying somewhere

01:22:29Yeah

01:22:29Hey, Girl, what's this, Morning?

01:22:30WQUE

01:22:31That'd be hotter than in this summer

01:22:32Something like one and either

01:22:33T-shirt contest dalese

01:22:35When there is getting why

01:22:35Sumri

01:22:36I'm listening

01:22:36You don't ever miss it

01:22:37First straight nigga

01:22:38I'll never see the bitch

01:22:40Wow

01:22:41Hey

01:22:42Start with

01:22:43I hated it

01:22:44Woo!

01:22:58You know what, while I interrupt your...

01:23:00Oh, you ready?

01:23:02Wait, wait, wait, wait, I forgot my line.

01:23:04Sir, just help me.

01:23:05I only got one spake to cook.

01:23:07You gonna break the whole jail down with your strong tongue.

01:23:10I got delicate anchors.

01:23:12I'm dead.

01:23:14Muerto.

01:23:15Who, who you asking for?

01:23:17All their homies.

01:23:18Oh, right, homies.

01:23:20Clap on, clap on, nigga!

01:23:21You dead, bitch!

01:23:23You want it?

01:23:25Don't move.

01:23:25I got it, don't move, don't move, don't move.

01:23:27You ready?

01:23:28Nigga, you about to be dead, nigga!

01:23:29Hold on, man. Hold on.

01:23:30Hold on.

01:23:31OG little pretty thug.

01:23:32He's gonna say what?

01:23:33Nigga, I'm saying my name.

01:23:34OG little pretty thug.

01:23:39Lights out, nigga.

01:23:40Okay.

01:23:41You hear me?

01:23:41Lights out to you, nigga.

01:23:43Yo!

01:23:43What?

01:23:46That shit's gotta be answered.

01:23:48I'm gonna fuck my bad.

01:23:49I'm sorry, was that my line or his line?

01:23:51What?

01:23:51I messed up.

01:23:52Oh, am I supposed to say my line?

01:23:53Hmm, yeah.

01:23:54Shit, lights?

01:23:55Wait, what is it?

01:23:56Sorry.

01:23:56Hey.

01:23:58So, I hear you need one more volunteer teacher tonight for the lockout?

01:24:02You heard right.

01:24:03One more time, please.

01:24:05Lock in.

01:24:06So, I hear you need one more teacher for the volunteer tonight?

01:24:09Uh-huh.

01:24:11So, I hear you need a teacher tonight.

01:24:14Volunteer for the lineup?

01:24:15See ya.

01:24:17One more volunteer teacher for the lockout.

01:24:19You can keep doing it a hundred times.

01:24:21I'm sweating!

01:24:23Fuck what they talking about.

01:24:25Yeah, keep fucking up.

01:24:27Is that cut?

01:24:28Is that cut?

01:24:29Dammit!

01:24:31Function.

01:24:32Function.

01:24:33Function.

01:24:34This joint right here.

01:24:35Right here.

01:24:36Is only for the sexy people.

01:24:39Sexy people.

01:24:40So all you fine motherfuckers.

01:24:42Fine motherfuckers.

01:24:43Get out there and dance.

01:24:44Dance, I said.

01:24:47I don't care if you black.

01:24:49White.

01:24:50Asian.

01:24:51Even my Spanish people like.

01:24:53Damn, it's sexy tonight.

01:24:55Yeah.

01:24:55So you turked up all the way.

01:24:59Then fuck what them haters say.

01:25:01I miss you when I'm sexy and mean I win a network and beat me sexy and mean I Well

01:25:07I be Good when I'm Yay Sexy.

01:25:20Oh yeah, oh yeah, we sexy

01:25:22Oh yeah, oh yeah, we sexy

01:25:24Oh yeah, oh yeah, fuck up them ladies

01:25:26I got some sexy ass funny

01:25:28With some sexy ass money

01:25:30We knowin' sexy ass 20s

01:25:32Been in sexy ass hunnids

01:25:34Got a sexy ass smile

01:25:36With some sexy ass features

01:25:38Got some sexy ass pupils

01:25:40And some sexy ass teachers

01:25:42We some sexy ass freak

01:25:43With some sexy ass toes

01:25:45If you got some sexy ass ass

01:25:47Then throw them sexy ass balls

01:25:49With some sexy sexy ass

01:25:51Out them sexy ass clothes

01:25:53And tell the DJ spin your beer

01:25:55And play the sexy ass song

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