2012 Çatlak Kankalar TÜRKÇE DUBLAJLI Film İzle

Sinemakolik Tv

Çatlak Kankalar (Mad Buddies) (2012), birbirlerinden nefret eden iki eski düşmanın, yapımcıların kurnazlığıyla habersizce bir yarışmaya dahil edilip Güney Afrika boyunca çıktıkları komik ve aksiyon dolu yolculuğu anlatır. Birbirine zıt karakterlerin hayatta kalma mücadelesi ve çatışmaları filmin mizahi temelini oluşturur.

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00:00:30I say yes to this thing.

00:00:31Poacher spotted

00:00:32How many people are there?

00:00:33Coordinates not reported.

00:00:36South 29 50 0 5 20 13

00:00:42Hello Mr. Abdürk

00:00:44To me, baby, he was an animal.

00:00:46Don't you dare call me baby.

00:00:48I am an official of a khan.

00:00:49I've even been shot in the chest once.

00:00:51A tip came in about a poacher.

00:00:53Near the main road

00:00:55Would you be interested?

00:00:56Of course, of course.

00:00:57When she returned, she saw the bullet wound in the female police officer's chest.

00:00:59I'll take a look, you can trust me.

00:01:03Uuu, I'm making a comeback.

00:01:05Listen up.

00:01:06Hey, what do you think you're doing?

00:01:09I'm a cop, you chatterbox.

00:01:10I don't know how to drive a white car.

00:01:17They won't even be able to smell me.

00:01:28He wants to catch a poacher.

00:01:37Here I go.

00:01:39My darlings

00:01:43What's happening?

00:01:45What's happening?

00:01:48What's happening?

00:01:56Oh my God, it's unbelievable!

00:01:59No

00:02:09Great Moses

00:02:11I divided the flock in two.

00:02:12What?

00:02:13No

00:02:13Poacher

00:02:14Hunters

00:02:27Come on, get up!

00:02:28Come on

00:02:29Get up

00:02:31You poacher, you mess up

00:02:33Me?

00:02:34Is he a poacher?

00:02:36You resemble a poacher more than anything else.

00:02:38Give me your gun.

00:02:38Give it immediately.

00:02:39You're making a big mistake.

00:02:41I am a police officer.

00:02:43Oh yes

00:02:43I also sing in the Vienna children's choir.

00:02:46I'm singing with Liddi Simit Big Bambu too.

00:02:48I'm arresting you.

00:02:49Damn

00:02:50Arrested as much as the shoot

00:02:51Leave

00:02:52Leave

00:02:53Leave

00:02:54Leave

00:02:55Leave

00:02:57You

00:02:57You hit my foot

00:02:59You idiot

00:03:00Positive discrimination

00:03:01What?

00:03:03Leave

00:03:05Leave

00:03:06Leave

00:03:07Leave

00:03:08Leave

00:03:08When we count, we'll both run to the nearest tree.

00:03:11Is it ok?

00:03:12Leave

00:03:13Angle

00:03:15Where is the hungry one?

00:03:16No

00:03:18No

00:03:19No

00:03:19The number one rule, my friend.

00:03:23Mir is sick

00:03:25turn around

00:03:26No

00:03:30No

00:03:31No

00:03:32No

00:03:33No

00:03:35I am sorry

00:03:53Listen up, my friend.

00:03:55There's a dead poacher waiting for you somewhere around here.

00:03:58But here's what you can use as a decongestant.

00:04:01Go ahead and take it.

00:04:01At work.

00:04:20After I don't know how many years.

00:04:50Thank you for watching.

00:04:53Dear Minister, Ms. Inda, it's so good to see you.

00:04:57Definite.

00:04:58I wish your daughter a lifetime of happiness.

00:05:00How are the reality shows going?

00:05:03I'm designing my new program.

00:05:05Please continue.

00:05:05Many people want to see the minister.

00:05:07Good luck.

00:05:08Thank you.

00:05:09I'll need it.

00:05:14With your permission.

00:05:39Are you going to spill it?

00:05:40Yes.

00:05:40Go get yourself burned.

00:05:47My dress.

00:05:48My dress, someone help me.

00:05:50Someone help!

00:06:06My dear friends, relatives, and colleagues.

00:06:11Welcome to our gathering on this beautiful day.

00:06:15Today, my dear daughter's...

00:06:22Hey, there's a gardener.

00:06:24Hey, there's a gardener.

00:06:26Go and shut that stupid woman up.

00:06:27Stop.

00:06:28What do you do?

00:06:34You.

00:06:36You.

00:06:38You should be dead.

00:06:39Aslan had killed you.

00:06:41Moses sent me back.

00:06:43So I can hunt you down.

00:06:52Did you shoot me in the toe?

00:06:59You ruined my rugby career.

00:07:01Come here.

00:07:04Come on then.

00:07:06Come on, come on.

00:07:07Come on.

00:07:14You ruined my comfortable career.

00:07:16Come here.

00:07:25My circumstances were unparalleled.

00:07:29I am requesting, through the special assistant to the Minister of Tourism, that you immediately send police here.

00:07:35Immediately.

00:07:40Definitely this.

00:07:43But you...

00:07:44Security.

00:07:44This guy is security.

00:07:46This is amazing.

00:07:51That's why they call me an animal.

00:07:58This is amazing.

00:08:00This is a terrorist act.

00:08:04Look at me.

00:08:06Look at me.

00:08:08Definitely this.

00:08:09Just so you know, they call me Buti too.

00:08:13Buti buti buti buti buti buti.

00:08:40A reality show with these two idiots.

00:08:44I love it.

00:08:47Mr. Minister, I promise we'll turn everything upside down with this reality show.

00:08:52To put it simply, it will be beneficial for tourism and will also benefit you.

00:08:57Think about how you can impress the president.

00:09:01You will bring black and white together in our rainbow nation.

00:09:04Most importantly, they shouldn't know they're on television.

00:09:07They absolutely shouldn't know that this is a reality show.

00:09:10Alright.

00:09:11Great.

00:09:12See you at the police station.

00:09:14This could turn out to be something very positive for tourism.

00:09:18You are a man of foresight, sir.

00:09:34Let's take a look.

00:09:36Both of you.

00:09:42Hello children.

00:09:46Well done!

00:09:47He has also appeared on international channels.

00:09:49Who are you?

00:09:51I'll publish it with him.

00:09:51Yesterday, at the wedding reception of the daughter of the newly appointed tourism minister, Saylis İmda, two men...

00:09:57Bizt Butilezi and Butedevet disrupted the ceremony with their racist brawl.

00:10:04You gentlemen are accused of causing harm and disturbing the peace.

00:10:09And frankly, Minister İmda's intention is to see both of you in prison for a very long time.

00:10:16He.

00:10:17Of course, that's if you agree to receive treatment.

00:10:20Yes.

00:10:21The treatment is good.

00:10:22We need treatment.

00:10:23We're both completely clueless.

00:10:24Then this is what you'll do, gentlemen.

00:10:27You will walk together from here to Guateng.

00:10:31What?

00:10:32Shall we walk?

00:10:32But that's 600 kilometers away.

00:10:34This is a punishment.

00:10:36The punishment for our racist behavior.

00:10:37Is that correct here? I'm not a racist.

00:10:39Neither am I. I can talk to Zuluş.

00:10:44I also find Ms. Beyaz sexy.

00:10:46But both our country and the rest of the world believe you are a racist.

00:10:51So you will walk this path together.

00:10:54And you will prove that you can make a living.

00:10:56We hate each other.

00:10:57We hate him.

00:10:58Would you prefer to stay in prison?

00:11:03But they're still children.

00:11:05These.

00:11:06From our sponsors.

00:11:10The microphones and jackets are working perfectly.

00:11:13We are broadcasting live to the entire country.

00:11:17Ok.

00:11:19Rules.

00:11:20You can't get into any vehicle.

00:11:23You have to walk.

00:11:24And you have to stay away from main roads.

00:11:27Here is a map of your route.

00:11:29You'll see that it has a scenic view.

00:11:30Mobile phones, please.

00:11:31Huh?

00:11:32So you want us to do this for free?

00:11:35Don't worry, the trip is on me.

00:11:37Thank you.

00:11:38Thank you.

00:11:40Two hundred per person.

00:11:42Did you say two hundred?

00:11:44Two hundred.

00:11:45Papel never fills this tank even once.

00:11:47The man looks like him.

00:11:48It's an animal.

00:11:50Okay, let's see.

00:11:52And you must cross the finish line together, as friends.

00:11:56This is not a race.

00:11:57An exam.

00:11:59Yes.

00:12:00And I have a job at the end of this.

00:12:01And we have spies there to make sure neither of you are cheating.

00:12:06As Mativa said.

00:12:08A march towards freedom.

00:12:11So what's our prize?

00:12:13Hmm.

00:12:15You?

00:12:17Ah, you might get lucky.

00:12:20We'll see you later in Guatemala, gentlemen.

00:12:26Hmm.

00:12:33Good luck.

00:12:35Remember, it's not a race.

00:12:37Bye.

00:12:37Come on.

00:12:40Come on.

00:12:48They don't know they're on television.

00:12:54It's not short.

00:12:55Sir.

00:12:56Sir.

00:12:57Are you alright?

00:12:57Wait, help.

00:12:58Are you alright?

00:13:00Wait.

00:13:01Wait.

00:13:02Wait.

00:13:02Yes, come on.

00:13:03Yes.

00:13:03Yes, I caught you.

00:13:05Yes.

00:13:06Are you alright?

00:13:07Ok.

00:13:16I am good.

00:13:18Minister.

00:13:19What's wrong with you?

00:13:21I am good.

00:13:23Let him come.

00:13:25What's the next task?

00:13:27Come on, run fast.

00:13:29Yes.

00:13:29Our heroes embarked on a great endeavor to overcome their racism.

00:13:32And kiss.

00:13:33They'll reconcile and make peace.

00:13:35Meanwhile, if any of you happen to come across us or the boutique, please keep up with the game.

00:13:40Don't let them know you're being watched and that you know who they are.

00:13:43Here is South Africa's most action-packed reality show.

00:13:47Penniless friends.

00:13:49He'll never see that fat black louse line.

00:13:52Start Roti.

00:13:54Kelsey.

00:13:54The moment they come inside, I'll go around to the back and try to film from there.

00:14:02Hello.

00:14:05Hello.

00:14:13But you...

00:14:19But you...

00:14:21What am I?

00:14:22Please don't ruin it, please.

00:14:25You're fat because you eat too much chocolate.

00:14:28And you are frail too.

00:14:30Because you don't chew what you eat.

00:14:35What am I doing on television?

00:14:38Damn it, he's going to get caught.

00:14:39Hey!

00:14:40Come here.

00:14:43What's happening?

00:14:46This...

00:14:46This is us...

00:14:47You idiots, why are you even natives?

00:14:49Have you never heard of closed-circuit television?

00:14:52Ha!

00:14:53Closed-circuit color television, then?

00:14:55Yes.

00:14:55Moreover, it even has its logo in the corner.

00:14:58Oh...

00:14:59Yes.

00:15:01Our sponsors.

00:15:02Yes.

00:15:03Are you going to buy anything?

00:15:05Yes.

00:15:06I'll take these.

00:15:07Yes.

00:15:08That makes a total of 35-36.

00:15:12You know that guy I'm with?

00:15:14He's my boss.

00:15:16He will make the payment.

00:15:17I am a worker on his farm.

00:15:21What is funny?

00:15:23You said it in such a way...

00:15:24I work on his farm.

00:15:26Comic.

00:15:27Muti!

00:15:29New.

00:15:29Losis, lo not sim ne?

00:15:30This push more to fuel pipette like a flat.

00:15:34Don't worry at all.

00:15:36Have you seen?

00:15:37My boss.

00:15:37Who will pay?

00:15:39Thank you.

00:15:44At work.

00:15:4764...

00:15:4864...

00:15:49That makes 64.

00:15:50What?

00:15:51Is that all?

00:15:53Ah, the chocolates cost 35-36.

00:15:56You're already paying for the farm worker's chocolates anyway.

00:15:58Farm worker or something?

00:16:00Yes.

00:16:01Yes.

00:16:02He said you would pay.

00:16:03You agreed too.

00:16:04No.

00:16:05He said you wanted us to push your car.

00:16:07Listen to me, son.

00:16:09Don't you dare try to play games with me.

00:16:11Are you going to pay now that you've just said what you were going to say?

00:16:13It's all recorded on television.

00:16:22Have you seen?

00:16:24Have you seen?

00:16:24We, we, we!

00:16:26I loved this.

00:16:27Marikis, did you see me on television?

00:16:31I was with Vuti.

00:16:32Yes, did you like my acting?

00:16:37You won't get any more food.

00:16:39You can survive for a week in fat deposits.

00:16:41So you need less nutrients than me?

00:16:44No.

00:16:47I'm just saying you have a huge, ugly belly.

00:16:50So you have a big, smelly mouth too, then.

00:16:53This!

00:16:54Great.

00:17:13You, you're a disgusting person, even in pictures.

00:17:17This, this, this, this, this.

00:17:35It's getting worse.

00:17:38This, this, this, this, this.

00:17:43I'm opening donations.

00:17:44I'm saying the white man will win at fifty dollars, okay?

00:17:46Never.

00:17:56Come on baby, into Daddy's arms.

00:18:25Come on baby, into Daddy's arms.

00:18:29I can't walk that far.

00:18:31Ok.

00:18:33Okay, fine.

00:18:35This will be the shortest reality show in history.

00:18:39Let's put him in jail.

00:18:40Yes.

00:18:42I want to go back to prison.

00:18:49Hello children.

00:18:51I knew something like this could happen.

00:18:54Do you remember what I said?

00:18:56Regarding the award.

00:18:59You might get lucky.

00:19:03Did you see it with the legs, my friend?

00:19:05I was looking higher.

00:19:07Life is much easier if you have the right tools.

00:19:36I need to find food.

00:19:37I need to find something decent.

00:19:45Where are you going?

00:19:46Can't that big belly of yours climb a hill?

00:20:05Thank you for watching.

00:20:10Thank you for watching.

00:20:47Thank you for watching.

00:20:49Thank you for watching.

00:20:50This didn't turn out well for him.

00:20:51I'm sorry, Mom.

00:20:53I found him completely lost and alone.

00:20:55You can go back to your mother, little friend.

00:20:58Go ahead and try it.

00:20:59Go on then.

00:21:00I didn't want to hurt her.

00:21:01I just wanted to guide them through the initial steps.

00:21:07Stupid.

00:21:09Stupid.

00:21:10Stupid.

00:21:12Stupid.

00:21:14Father Darkness.

00:21:16No.

00:21:23Run.

00:21:24Don't stop.

00:21:26Run.

00:21:27You'll do well.

00:21:28You'll do well.

00:21:35Well done.

00:21:35We took our seats.

00:21:37The news is very good.

00:21:39Australia and ITV bought the program.

00:21:41Really?

00:21:43Minister Imda.

00:21:45Good morning, sir/madam.

00:21:46This is a disaster.

00:21:48Don't worry.

00:21:48We're just at the beginning.

00:21:49They will start helping each other soon.

00:21:51I promise.

00:21:52They'll do well.

00:22:09Thank you for watching.

00:22:23Unless.

00:22:35Capture Hitler.

00:22:37Hitler, no.

00:22:41Run.

00:22:43Run.

00:22:43No.

00:22:46No.

00:22:48No.

00:22:50Run.

00:22:51Follow us.

00:22:51Stop, please, please stop, enough, what if you don't catch me, Hitler, stop, please, Hitler

00:22:57Keep going, don't stop.

00:22:59Yes, I'm scared now, please stop, Hitler.

00:23:01Put it

00:23:02No, Hitler

00:23:17Do you have something like a match?

00:23:19Even if it were true, I wouldn't tell you.

00:23:27Jeylan

00:23:29Jeylan

00:24:12Okay then, Joe, 75 for the whole thing, 43 for the whole thing.

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00:26:44Thanks, uh.

00:27:12Minister.

00:27:14At work.

00:27:16It's better now.

00:27:19Yes, Minister.

00:27:21You're absolutely right.

00:27:23Again.

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00:55:26Hey!

00:55:34Hey! Peace!

00:55:38Peace!

00:55:39Don't do that, Dostoyev!

00:55:40What are you doing?

00:55:43Huh! Huh! Huh!

00:55:46Huh! Huh!

00:55:47Huh! Huh! Huh!

00:55:47Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh!

00:56:01That pudding, you know! Definitely keep it far away from me, my friend!

00:56:04Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh!

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00:56:17Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh

00:56:57Hey fatso, what's with your belly?

00:57:01What else am I?

00:57:12I can't believe you, we were playing so nicely.

00:57:15Look, I found us a nice, plump meal.

00:57:19Keep that thing away from me, no, no, no, no.

00:57:29African sausage.

00:57:31Eyy, yummy, yummy, yummy.

00:57:36We need more drinks.

00:57:42BIST, we are very smart.

00:57:45Because while he was stealing alcohol, he stole extra alcohol for the sake of the band.

00:57:57What is this?

00:58:00Mescal, mescal, mescaline.

00:58:04In Mexican, it means masculine.

00:58:07This is for me.

00:58:10Hey, give me some too, buddy.

00:58:14BIST, what is it?

00:58:16No.

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00:58:23No, no.

00:58:35Subtitles for Ini.

00:58:35No, no.

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