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My Dad Is Poseidon
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00:12¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:36¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:01¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:02Filthy scavengers!
01:04When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep,
01:06you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface.
01:10Poseidon?
01:11Fish food ages ago.
01:38¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:39¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:41¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:53¡Suscríbete al canal!
02:05¡Suscríbete al canal!
02:05Who the hell broke my new console?
02:07I'm going to go deal with that bastard!
02:10Sire!
02:10¡Vamos a ir! ¡Vamos a ir!
02:26¡Vamos a ir a alguien más allá! ¡No te bloqueo de mi juego!
02:29¡Vamos a ir! ¡Vamos a ir! ¡Vamos a ir! ¡Vamos a ir!
02:54¡Vamos a ir! ¡Vamos a ir!
03:10¡Vamos a ir! ¡Vamos a ir! ¡Vamos a ir! ¡Vamos a ir!
03:14¡Vamos a ir! ¡Vamos a ir!
03:21¡Scrue power struggles!
03:23¡Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live!
03:31¡Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:40Sorry, I didn't mean to...
03:47Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nandest doing here?
03:55He's just a regular human
03:56A total nerd
03:58Damn it
03:59The Aphrodisian's kicking in
04:10You're burning up down here
04:12Way harder than I pictured
04:14I was drugged
04:16This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup
04:19If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out
04:22I die
04:22I really need this guy
04:29God damn
04:31You really know how to flip my switch
04:41I need more
04:42A lot more
04:51Don't stop
04:52Harder
04:54Squeeze me tighter
05:02What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:06Hey
05:07I put in a lot of work
05:09Don't tell me you forgot
05:10Leora
05:11I know you're in there
05:13Nowhere left to run
05:15Damn it
05:15He tracked me
05:29Leora
05:30You're my fiance
05:32You belong with me
05:33Come home
05:34Get away
05:36Dylan
05:38As the leader of the stature
05:40You actually drugged me
05:45Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:49You slept with someone?
05:51Who screwed up my plan?
05:55Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her
05:57News flash, tough guy
05:59Real men don't need tricks
06:01You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:09So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:12You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:21Touch him again and you'll regret it
06:23Her body's tainted now
06:24But her blood still has value
06:26Can't push too hard yet
06:30I won't kill him
06:32But you're coming with me, Loria
06:36Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown
06:44Forget today ever happened
06:46Go back to your life
07:00Seriously?
07:01Can't I just play my game for once?
07:13Those assholes are back already
07:15What are you talking about?
07:22Hey, pencil neck
07:24I'm Dylan's top enforcer
07:25Either get the hell out of this water
07:27Or kneel and call me daddy
07:29Dylan who?
07:30Speak up, man
07:31My ears are shot
07:32Keep acting tough
07:33Jax can stomp boulders to dust
07:35Even Narius' sea boat
07:37Give him a wide burn
07:50You asked for this
08:04You one-shotted pants
08:06Top an orcer
08:06Who the hell are you?
08:19Asshole
08:20Using my divine power to barbecue
08:22Hope you die alone and miserable
08:25What are you whining about?
08:28Nothing
08:28Heat's too low
08:29Sprinkle this and baste it again
08:36Molly?
08:37Gods make heroes with it
08:38You seasoned food?
08:43Huh
08:44Tide barrier just got tripped
08:52Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
08:55Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:57Yeah, baby
08:59But he retired recently
09:00We're gonna find him now
09:10I'm badly wounded
09:12I don't have much time
09:14Find Lily's real father
09:16Leave her with him
09:18I just hope you two can live in peace
09:22Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus
09:38There it is
09:46Liara's wounded bad
09:47Drag them both back to the Dillon
09:49Lifetime of easy living
09:56What the hell was that?
09:58Nothing
09:59Just swapped a bug
10:04That girl from five years ago
10:05You came looking for me?
10:08She's your daughter
10:10We need you now
10:13So you're my dad?
10:15You're actually pretty handsome
10:17This aura?
10:18She's got my blood
10:25Who did this?
10:27Don't worry about it
10:28Just keep Lily safe
10:34Mommy
10:35Mommy
10:54It's too late, boss
10:56Her heartbeat's fading fast
11:12Somebody help me
11:26Give me a name, Liara
11:27Who did this?
11:29I'm going to tear them apart
11:33It was...
11:55Your father sold you to me a long time ago
11:57You're my fiancé, my property
11:59You filthy whore
12:01Spread your legs
12:02Spread your legs for some stray dog
12:06But at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:14No, let go!
12:18With nymph blood in my veins
12:20Even Olympus will bow to me
12:29I got careless
12:32Diving near a shipwreck
12:33My fault
12:34Shipwreck?
12:36Those cuts are surgical, Liara
12:38Someone did this to you
12:43You're just a regular guy
12:44Stay out of it
12:46Boss
12:47Soup's ready
12:54If I don't make it
12:57Promise me you'll take care of Lily
12:59She's all we have left
13:01She's safe
13:02Now drink
13:06Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack
13:14Jack, you...
13:17Ambrosia residue
13:17Golden apple sap
13:19I studied this in grad's time
13:22Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:24Where the hell did you get this?
13:27More
13:28Try it
13:39These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:47It's my first time meeting Daddy
13:49I gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:15What a lively little snack
14:18Gulp you down
14:20And my power doubles
14:21Ha ha ha ha
14:29I just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:31You want more?
14:33I've got a ton of it laying around
14:34This guy's luck is insane
14:38A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:43Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:46You're safe here, Liria
14:51We've got a kid together now
14:54I'm not letting anything touch
14:57You or Lily
14:58Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
15:01Daddy, help!
15:04Something's trying to eat me
15:08Lily's in trouble
15:15I... I'm not tasty
15:17My mommy and daddy are super strong
15:20Please don't eat me
15:25Divine power runs through this girl
15:29Devour you
15:30And I might even claim the Sea King's throne
15:35Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
15:54You disgust me
15:55You disgust me
16:08You disgusting freak
16:09What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:12Mommy
16:13Please
16:14I've got you, baby
16:17Touch my kid again
16:19And I'll rip her head off your shoulders
16:21Ha!
16:23You ruined my meal?
16:27Wait
16:27The baby mama herself
16:30Perfect
16:35Two courses for the price of one
16:44You bitch
16:50Jack, take Lily and run
16:52Go
16:57Run
16:59From the Lycian Hydro
17:01You pathetic little insects
17:09You...
17:10Poseidon?
17:12That kid's his
17:13No wonder the power's so pure
17:16That's Poseidon's bloodline
17:18If I stay, I'm dead
17:27What the hell just happened?
17:29It ran?
17:30Damn, Leoya
17:31Your powers are badass
17:33You straight up scared the monster off
17:36Me?
17:37No way
17:37Even at full strength
17:38I couldn't take that thing
17:40I'm still recovering
17:42Wait
17:43Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
17:47Whatever
17:48Let's get home
17:49That thing might circle back
17:54About that monster
18:00Failed at the perfect time?
18:02Figures
18:02He's just a regular guy after all
18:06I
18:07I
18:35¡Gracias!
18:46¡Gracias!
18:46¡Mi liege!
18:48¡Have mercy!
18:49¡I didn't know she was your daughter!
18:50¡I swear it!
18:50¡Please spare my life!
18:52¡No problem!
18:53¡Gracias, mi Lord!
18:54¡Gracias por tu gracia!
18:55¡Try to remember that in your next life!
19:10¡Gracias por ver el show!
19:21¡Mi rey! ¡Nos tenemos nada que hacer con la Hydra! ¡Suele!
19:25¡Suscríbete al mío! Si uno de ustedes una vez más de una vez más de mi hija,
19:30¡suscríbete al mío! ¡Suscríbete al mío! ¡Suscríbete al mío!
19:34¡Sí, mi lees!
19:36¡Suscríbete al mío!
20:06¡Poseidon!
20:07¡Guy's long gone!
20:09¡Probably fish food in some trench!
20:11¡Right!
20:11¡Sea God Myth! ¡Ancient History!
20:13¡Wanna bet?
20:14¡There ain't no Sea King anymore!
20:27¡The world's the same as ever!
20:30The dead are louder than the living.
20:32Who the hell are you?
20:33You're in Hades' territory, asshole!
20:44¿Suscríbete al mío?
20:46¿Poseidon?
20:59¿Poseidon?
21:01Tell him to get his ass out here.
21:06Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:14I don't have time for this. I'm not wasting it on you.
21:17I need a background check.
21:23You know who I am?
21:25Hades' ace.
21:26You crash my spot, you die here!
21:51Little fish.
22:00Hades' staff?
22:02One shot? The Sea King? He's real.
22:07Hades, you hiding? Come out, or this whole place turns into driftwood.
22:14One.
22:15Two.
22:19Thank the fates! The boss is here!
22:27Boss! This bum!
22:34You idiot! Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown. You're done. Get out.
22:40In front of Poseidon. You're ants. I'm saving your worthless heights.
22:49My lord, is this handling satisfactory?
22:53I'm not here for fun.
22:54Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
23:01Understood. I'll mobilize every team right now.
23:04You have three days. I'll be back.
23:10Everyone! Drop what you're doing! Full sweep on the Leora and child.
23:14Every resource, every contact. Now!
23:17Tell them Poseidon's back!
23:19Yes, boss!
23:26Poseidon's back.
23:27Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:39Dylan wants the woman dead. Kid comes with us alive. She's still hurt. Easy pickets.
23:45Let's move.
23:57We'll make a nice stew. Surprise daddy for lunch?
24:00Ha ha ha ha ha!
24:05Ha ha ha ha! A forest nymph playing happy home mater? Pathetic.
24:14Who are you?
24:16Dylan's orders. Come quietly to the stronghold. Or I drag your corpse back.
24:22Mommy? Who's the ugly goat man?
24:26Hand over the kid!
24:35Stay away from my daughter! Don't you dare touch her!
24:57Stay away from my daughter! Don't you dare touch her!
24:58She's locked down. Surrender now!
25:01I'll go with you. On one condition. Let my daughter go!
25:06No! Mommy! I'm not leaving you!
25:10Ha ha ha ha!
25:19Kid's mine. You die.
25:25You...poisoned me?
25:29My poison fog. The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside. Give up!
25:37You've gone too far. Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
25:42You're wounded. Poisoned. Done. The kid's coming with me.
25:53Don't touch her! Come at me!
25:56Don't touch her! Come at me!
25:57Feisty one. Dylan wants you dead. But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
26:02Look at me!
26:04Ah!
26:09Such a pretty face. All mine now.
26:16Let my mommy go, you bastard!
26:21AHHH!!!
26:25Lily! Lily! Run! Get out of here!
26:32Serve me well
26:34And I might let her run a little longer
26:43Lily
26:50Daddy
26:56Your hands off her
27:05You touch my woman, you're a dead man
27:09My poison
27:14Jack
27:16What the hell just happened?
27:21You okay, babe?
27:22So you're the boyfriend
27:24Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand
27:44Jack, keep Lily safe
27:46Long as I'm here, you don't lose
27:48Shut up and go
27:50Now
28:02If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon
28:07Run all you want
28:08My pack tears you both apart
28:22No!
28:26No!
28:37No!
28:38No!
28:39No!
28:39No!
28:39No!
29:00Daddy, don't leave mommy
29:03I don't want to lose her
29:05Shh
29:05Lily, don't cry
29:06Daddy promises mommy's gonna be okay
29:09We're going back for her right now
29:17Hand over the kid
29:18I'll make your death quick
29:27Lily
29:28Lily
29:28Turn around and cover your ears
29:30Okay?
29:33Daddy's gonna do a little magic trick
29:35Okay
29:39You are the best
29:50Some nobody dare stare me down?
29:52You're asking to die
29:56You're not human
29:58Who the hell are you?
29:59My daughter's here
30:00So I'm keeping it clean
30:02Disappear
30:21Okay Lily
30:22You can turn around now
30:27Daddy
30:28What happened to the bad guy?
30:30He got so dazzled by how cute you are
30:33He just passed out
30:40Lily
30:40Stay right here inside this circle
30:42Don't move
30:43Daddy's gonna help mommy beat the bad guys
30:45I'll be right back
30:52Daddy, be careful
30:55Don't worry Lily
30:56No one's ever beaten your dad
31:05That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph
31:07How much longer you got?
31:09Let me have my fun first
31:13So what?
31:14I'll drag you to hell with me before I die
31:27Damn
31:28You take a hit well
31:30Let's enjoy this body
31:32Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy
31:35For Jack and Lily
31:37Even if I die
31:38I'm taking this beast down with me
31:42No signal?
31:43You trying to hog the glory?
31:45More coming
31:46Killing one won't save Jack and Lily
31:48No choice
31:49I'm taking them down with me
31:51This the woman Dylan wants?
31:53Where the kid?
31:54Some guy took the brat
31:57Useless
31:58Grab her first
31:59Then we hunt the child
32:04Just
32:05Let Jack and Lily be safe
32:10You all want to come at once?
32:12Then die together
32:13Pick your graves
32:27Why did you come back?
32:30Where's Lily?
32:33Lily's safe
32:35Don't push yourself
32:38So this is the woman's secret lover
32:41Her taste is trash
32:43Beg now
32:44And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece
32:48Refuse
32:49And you'll be screaming
32:50End it fast
32:54You
32:55In our eyes
32:56You're not even an enemy
32:57Just weeds to be crushed under feet
33:01Just hold on a little longer
33:03Jack means more to me than anything
33:06I won't let him get hurt
33:16You want my husband?
33:19Step over my corpse first
33:21In a hurry to die?
33:23Fine
33:24I'll oblige
33:25jeder
33:262
33:31Man
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33:471
33:481
33:492
33:511
33:519
33:511
33:511
33:511
33:55You're half dead already
33:57How the hell did you knock me back
33:59The sea is sinking
34:00Those are Poseidon's warriors
34:03This
34:05Can't be
34:30Ancient Ekethra
34:31The coastal legend monster
34:34Why would she be here
34:37Ha ha ha
34:38Our boss has real backing
34:40He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards
34:43No matter how strong you are
34:45Kneel and beg
34:47They're coming for us
34:48We're finished
34:50Don't worry darling
34:51Things might turn around
34:52Lyra Vale has been captured
34:55Now we await the Sea King's warriors
34:57To execute this peasant
35:00They're here for me
35:01Jack
35:02Stay behind me
35:03With me here
35:05No one touches you
35:06Stop saying that Jack
35:07Look around
35:08We're surrounded
35:09We could actually die here
35:16My lords
35:17Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson
35:23You worthless creature
35:25You shouldn't even exist
35:28Where I stand
35:36Who dares show such insolence
35:40Before the lord of the sea
35:42Into the sea
35:43Ridiculous
35:43I'm gonna draw
35:43I see
35:43wissen
35:43You lost
35:44But
35:44I
35:47I
35:47I
35:49You
35:49Know
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