- 2 days ago
Cupid Kid Saves Love Full Movie
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00:12I'm sorry for your loss, Abigail. As per your adopted father's wishes, I placed you in the
00:00:18honors courses. Congratulations. Thank you, Mr. Peters. I hope you'll feel right at home here
00:00:24in Clearwater High. Mom, Dad, you guys can rest easy now. Uncle Ben's been really good to me and tomorrow's
00:00:32the first day of my brand new life. Stop! Fred! I'm pregnant with your baby. You can't keep ignoring me!
00:00:54Let's break down with change. What are you ignoring me now? Last warning, you do that again next time I
00:01:02run you over. Was that night we shared together not special to you? Chris, I want to be more than
00:01:07just
00:01:07another one of your booty calls. I want to be your girlfriend. Oh my God, did she seriously just say
00:01:13that? Not gonna lie, though. Chris is insanely hot. I totally settle for a one-night stand.
00:01:19Typical spoiled jock. We both know nothing happened. You spiked my drink. I blacked out.
00:01:26I was drugged out of my fucking mind and I still didn't let finger on it. Chris, please give me
00:01:32a
00:01:32chance. Give our baby a chance, please! Chris, what are you doing? You could have hurt the baby!
00:01:42One more lie and it's over for you and that so-called baby of yours.
00:01:45Hey, asshole! What's your deal? You can't just go around pushing pregnant girls like that.
00:01:53Apologize!
00:01:56Hey, I said apologize. Who is that girl? Did you not hear me? Tell her you're sorry!
00:02:06Oh my God, she's so cooked. That locket is like super important to Chris.
00:02:12Okay, now you're really asking for it.
00:02:28He's kind of hot.
00:02:32No, Abigail, wake up.
00:02:36I'm sorry I broke your locket, okay? It was an accident. But it's nothing compared to what you did.
00:02:41Just walking around, shoving girls you knock up.
00:02:44Sometimes the truth isn't always what it sounds like. I don't need an apology. Just get out of my sight.
00:03:10You're proud of me, Mom. I held back from going off on that girl today just like you would have
00:03:14wanted.
00:03:16Hey, Chris. Remember how you always wanted a sibling? And guess what? I just found you a sister.
00:03:23Wait, what? A sister? Where? Where is she?
00:03:27Well, she should be here any second now. Why don't you come downstairs when you're ready?
00:03:33What the hell? Who would Dad even have a kid with? Wait, wait, wait. Now, how old is this sister?
00:03:39I'm not gonna have to help him raise a baby now, am I?
00:03:42Wait, Dad, is she like my real sister?
00:03:45Yes.
00:03:47Alright.
00:03:51Wait a second. Did he just ask if she was going to be a cool sister?
00:03:55Of course she is. She's my best friend's daughter.
00:04:00Abigail, please, come in, come in.
00:04:05Wait, let me, let me take this for you.
00:04:09Uh, look, Abigail, your dad was like my best friend in the world.
00:04:13I just want you to think of this house as your home.
00:04:17I know it's been rough, and clearly I'm not gonna, you know, replace him.
00:04:20But hopefully I can be a good father to you, too.
00:04:25Thank you, Uncle Ben.
00:04:27And feel free to call me Dad. I mean, if you, when it's, why don't I introduce you to your
00:04:32brother?
00:04:32He's gonna love you, I am sure of it. Chris! Come down, your sister's here!
00:04:42It's you.
00:04:45You?
00:04:52You two know each other already? That's perfect!
00:04:55Look, I hate to do this, but I actually have to leave town on a business trip.
00:04:58So this punk here is gonna watch after you while I'm gone.
00:05:02You two play nice?
00:05:03Chris, do not get her mixed up in any of your silly shenanigans.
00:05:11I'm Abigail.
00:05:14How old are you?
00:05:16Seventeen.
00:05:17We're the same age? Does that mean Dad cheated on Mom?
00:05:21Why the hell are you here?
00:05:22I just transferred to Clearwater High. That's why you saw me earlier.
00:05:26Oh, and Dad told me if you ever need help with homework, or...
00:05:28You just had to transfer to my school, huh?
00:05:32What, are you gonna use that as an excuse to force your way into my house and just make my
00:05:36life miserable?
00:05:36What else did Dad say?
00:05:38He said that since we're brother and sister, we should probably try to get along.
00:05:46Does he really have to be this close?
00:05:48Yeah, I'm an only child. I don't have a sister.
00:05:53Fine then.
00:05:55You know what? I actually don't want a brother like you anyway.
00:05:59Because you're a deadbeat who knocks up girls then runs away.
00:06:02Watch your fucking mouth.
00:06:03You watch your mouth or I'll hit you!
00:06:15Whatever. This is probably for the best. At least I won't have to waste energy trying to get along with
00:06:20him.
00:06:29Oh, why am I so afraid of him?
00:06:32I feel like I forgot something.
00:06:36My brah!
00:06:38My brah!
00:06:39My brah!
00:06:40My brah!
00:07:03What, you looking for this?
00:07:08I...
00:07:09A fruity brah, huh? You know, I didn't expect my dear sister to be so childish.
00:07:15Give it back.
00:07:18You want it back? You're gonna have to agree to my three rules.
00:07:21I mean, if you're gonna live in my house, it's gonna be on my terms.
00:07:25What are the rules?
00:07:26Rule number one. In public, we're complete strangers.
00:07:30I can't have anyone know when we live under the same roof. No way.
00:07:34Okay, easy peasy.
00:07:35Rule number two. You stay at least three feet away from me at all times.
00:07:40Okay. And the third?
00:07:43How about this? You owe me one.
00:07:47Owe you one?
00:07:49Yeah.
00:07:56What, is that gonna be a brah?
00:07:58I didn't say that.
00:08:03Fuck!
00:08:10I'm sorry, but...
00:08:12What is that I feel on my thighs?
00:08:14It feels so hard.
00:08:15Okay.
00:08:17Don't.
00:08:17Move.
00:08:20Oh my god!
00:08:24I just moved in and my new brother already hates me.
00:08:27Living here is gonna be a nightmare.
00:08:32Chris, help!
00:08:33Oh, so you're afraid of dogs, huh?
00:08:35Since when did you guys have a dog?
00:08:36Her name is Bella.
00:08:37She's a beloved member of this household, thank you very much.
00:08:40If you wanna live here, you're gonna have to get along with her.
00:08:46Can you just...
00:08:47Tell him to stay back?
00:08:48Why should I?
00:08:49She's more family to me than you are.
00:08:51You know what?
00:08:52If you're afraid of her, then you should stay away.
00:08:55Ain't that right?
00:08:57Oh, it's time for school.
00:08:59You know, I'd give you a ride, but the whole first rule and all...
00:09:02Whatever, I don't wanna ride from you anyway.
00:09:05God, again with the attitude.
00:09:07Um, also one more thing.
00:09:09There's really no bus stops on the street and Ubers take forever to get here, so...
00:09:13Who knows?
00:09:14You may have to hitchhike.
00:09:15What?
00:09:16Yeah.
00:09:16Ciao.
00:09:19Uh...
00:09:19Go over there.
00:09:21Achoo!
00:09:36Chris, you asshole!
00:09:44Wait.
00:09:45Isn't that the girl from yesterday?
00:09:47Why did she just come out of Chris' house?
00:09:54And that...
00:09:56Is how you do it.
00:10:01Chris!
00:10:02You are such a dick!
00:10:07You must be Abigail, the new transfer student, late on your first day.
00:10:11You're quite different from how Mr. Peters described you.
00:10:26Oh my god, it's you!
00:10:30Thanks for standing up for me yesterday.
00:10:32Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:10:34What's your name again?
00:10:34Oh, my name is Abigail.
00:10:36I'm Kylie.
00:10:38Can I throw a welcome party for you?
00:10:40What?
00:10:41No, I don't even know anybody.
00:10:42That's the whole point of a party.
00:10:45Please, pretty please, give me a chance to thank you.
00:10:48I wanna be your friend.
00:10:50Okay, then, I guess.
00:10:55You'd better dress up, girl.
00:10:56Give me glam, elegant, something truly stunning.
00:10:59I want everyone to know my new BFF is a total baddie.
00:11:09Don't go to that party.
00:11:11What, are you afraid that me and your ex are gonna get back at you?
00:11:14Wow!
00:11:15Fine.
00:11:15My bad for trying to be nice.
00:11:18Don't blame me when you regret it.
00:11:30What the hell am I gonna wear to this party?
00:11:38A fruity bra.
00:11:39I didn't expect my dear sister to be so childish.
00:11:45Nope.
00:11:45I need a serious glow up.
00:11:48No more of this childish shit.
00:11:56Okay.
00:12:02Okay.
00:12:04That's a good boy.
00:12:05No, these are not toys.
00:12:08These are toys!
00:12:09These are toys!
00:12:10These are toys!
00:12:25And the fruity bra is the laceie douse.
00:12:28I gotta say.
00:12:28It's quite the leap.
00:12:33Sorry about that.
00:12:34can you just um give it back to me please nope not until you tell me what you bought all
00:12:39this
00:12:39stuff for and more importantly why it's all so sexy oh my god don't tell me you actually took
00:12:46my childish comment to heart did you no it has nothing to do with you i was just shopping for
00:12:51kylie's party and i just bought some underwear too while i was at it that's all i told you not
00:12:57to go to that party you need to stay away from kylie back off i could be friends with whoever
00:13:02i
00:13:14want whoa i feel super weird saying this but my sister's actually kind of cute
00:13:21my sister's actually kind of cute
00:13:28i'm gonna hang out with my new friends i can't wait to hear all the dirt your ex
00:13:32has on you look i don't know how many times i have to tell you kylie is not
00:13:46this should be glam enough right
00:13:54last time i'm gonna tell you do not go to that party seriously what is your problem am i not
00:14:00allowed to
00:14:00have my own life now kylie is not as nice as you think i mean the girl is literally nothing
00:14:05but
00:14:05trouble don't talk about my friend besides she's better than you you always bring me trouble you
00:14:10stupid selfish dick
00:14:15listen i'm only warning you because dad told me to look out for you
00:14:23hold on are you wearing perfume
00:14:30did you forget rule number two big brother three feet apart at all times
00:14:38come on chris get a hold of yourself she's your sister
00:14:49hey kylie i'm here
00:14:58hey abigail what brings you here
00:15:01ew that dress screams clearance bridesmaid
00:15:06but you told me you were throwing me a welcome party today
00:15:10who the fuck do you think you are
00:15:13oh you must have misunderstood me but still i'm glad you came
00:15:18is this for me let's have a look
00:15:26juice what is this kindergarten if you're gonna show up uninvited at least bring some real booze
00:15:34it seems i'm not wanted here so i'll just see myself out
00:15:38no don't go you haven't tried your juice yet
00:15:55i don't understand i thought you wanted to be my friend why would you do this to me friends
00:16:00with you my dad's the wealthiest guy in town and you think you can be my friend
00:16:07oh i get it now you transferred to clearwater high because you wanted to mooch off the rich kids
00:16:13hey guys check out my new friend abby fail she sucks just as much as our stupid name
00:16:20aww say cheese dance abba fail
00:16:24kylie stop aww looks like you're about to cry hold a pose abba fail
00:16:52get off me leave me alone
00:16:54oh no well bestie how does this three thousand dollar bottle of louie taste
00:17:09chris was right you're the worst i can't believe i ever wanted to be her friend
00:17:13let me guess the whole pregnancy thing was a lie too
00:17:18finally showing your true colors huh let's be real you only stood up for me yesterday because you
00:17:22wanted to look good in front of chris that's how you got into his bed last night right
00:17:28you slut you're actually delusional and you're just some whore who's trying to sleep her way to the
00:17:34top because i'll just have to put you in your place everyone enjoying the show how about we take this
00:17:39party over to the pool
00:17:45let go of me
00:17:50this doesn't feel right i gotta go find her come on pick up pick up
00:17:56hey man what's kylie's address
00:17:59let go of me
00:18:03please let go i didn't do anything to any of you
00:18:06why are you just going along with her enough bitching come on guys she's drunk off that louie
00:18:12so let's help sober her up in the pool
00:18:23oh
00:18:29my dress it's too heavy i'm sinking
00:18:33look at you laying like a drowning dog
00:18:44help me somebody help me
00:18:48oh crow you want this is my house no one's coming to see you
00:18:56oh my god look at her this is so gonna blow up on tick tock
00:19:02abigail
00:19:33chris i'm sorry i'm late are you all right
00:19:41chris we were just having a little fun with her fun huh
00:19:51how about now you still having fun
00:19:53what the
00:20:00phone's in the pool now
00:20:06she's mine you mess with her you mess with me
00:20:11come on let's go let's go
00:20:26oh
00:20:31shit she's burning up
00:20:33and your dress is soaked we gotta get this thing off
00:20:37hey yeah abigail wake up
00:20:41i feel good she's so drunk
00:20:45listen you're running a fever all right i'm gonna get you in some nice warm comfy clothes okay
00:20:57chris
00:20:58yeah
00:21:00yeah
00:21:15did you say something
00:21:20Are you asleep?
00:21:21Mm-hmm.
00:21:22I wanted to give you a gift I brought home with me.
00:21:29Abigail, are you alright? Is something wrong?
00:21:37Abigail!
00:21:55Stay calm. She's your sister. You don't feel anything.
00:21:59Chris, are you hot too?
00:22:01Oh my god, she's so drunk. And hot.
00:22:09Don't.
00:22:10It's really hot in here. Let me help you cool down.
00:22:23Shhh. Don't.
00:22:44I guess she's downstairs.
00:22:54Chris, why'd you just touch my lips?
00:22:58And...
00:22:59Are you hard?
00:23:01What is wrong with me? Why do I want my sister?
00:23:06Chris, are you mad at me?
00:23:07Look, you're right. Kylie's the worst. I shouldn't have gone.
00:23:12Thank God you were there to save me. It was kind of sweet.
00:23:16Stop this. You can't want this. You can't.
00:23:19She's your sister.
00:23:36She's your sister.
00:23:38She's your sister.
00:23:44She's your sister.
00:23:45God, what am I doing? Kissing my sister?
00:23:48Have I lost my damn mind?
00:23:59Hmm.
00:24:01Hmm.
00:24:02Hmm.
00:24:02Chris.
00:24:16I'll be here.
00:24:21I'll be here.
00:24:22I'll be here.
00:24:31Oh, Chris.
00:24:33Oh, Chris.
00:24:36Oh, Chris.
00:24:37Oh, Chris.
00:24:38Oh, Chris.
00:24:39Yes.
00:24:41Yes.
00:24:46Oh, my God.
00:24:48How could I have a wet dream about Chris?
00:24:51Biggs.
00:24:52Yeah, ma'am.
00:25:12Careful.
00:25:28Oh, shit. I actually want that to happen.
00:25:41Hey, get back here. Abigail hasn't had her breakfast yet. Wait up for her and drive
00:25:46her to school. Eat up, kiddo. There's plenty to go around.
00:26:25You're so odd.
00:26:28What? Why didn't you just call me?
00:26:34Did you just say Abigail was hot? Fuck, stay cool, stay cool. Don't let dad find out.
00:26:44Ah, no. I meant Bella. She must be hot sitting under the table. Hey, we're going to be late.
00:26:52We got to go. Hey, wait for your sister.
00:26:56Here. Remember rule number one? Yep. Total strangers. Got it. Good.
00:27:20What the fuck?
00:27:27Did Abigail just come out of Chris's car? What the fuck? He's never driven any girl
00:27:33to school, like, ever. Are she and Chris actually dating?
00:27:37As if. She's probably just another dumb bitch trying to cling to him. God, he always attracts
00:27:40the most desperate trashy sluts.
00:27:43Ah! Ah!
00:28:08Bro, what's going on with you and the new girl? Everyone's saying you gave her a ride this morning
00:28:12to school. Dude, nothing's going on between us, all right? Absolutely nothing at all.
00:28:19All right, ladies, in the pool first. Boys, warm up.
00:28:45Hey, stop. Seriously. Oops. Sorry. It's just so crowded in here, you know? Totally an accident.
00:29:06Oh, shit. My top is gone. Damn it. Where did it go? Okay, ladies, that's time. Boys, you're up.
00:29:24Oh, no. I think we're missing someone. Pretty sure it's Abigail.
00:29:33Oh, my God. What is that? Is it someone's swimsuit?
00:29:41Abigail, is this yours? No freaking way. Does that mean she's basically naked? Don't worry,
00:29:47girly. We'll record this iconic moment for you. She's probably trying to get all the guys
00:29:52turned on. What a fucking slut. Can you please give it back? Uh-oh. You're too far away. I can't
00:29:59throw it all the way over there. I'll just ask some of the guys to bring it to you. Hey,
00:30:04boy.
00:30:05Abigail's bikini top fell off, and she needs a hand putting it back on. Any volunteers?
00:30:14Just throw it to me, please. What? You're going to swim over here? Wow, Abigail, that's pretty
00:30:20bold. All the guys are going to see your tits. We all know that's exactly what she wants.
00:30:25Let's help her often. Schoolgirl skinny dips during class. That's so going viral.
00:30:35Holy shit. What are these? Double Ds? Oh, I think I just saw one of her nips.
00:30:42What should I do? Oh, yeah. I'm going to give it to her. They won't see me if I'm underwater.
00:30:56God, she's so pathetic. Oh, Abigail. Ready or not, here I come.
00:31:04Stay away from her, you son of a bitch.
00:31:31Stay away from her.
00:31:33Stay away from her.
00:31:35Stay away from her.
00:31:36Stay away from her.
00:31:39Stay away from her.
00:31:40Stay away from her.
00:31:41Stay away from her.
00:31:43Stay away from her.
00:31:43Stay away from her.
00:31:44Stay away from her.
00:31:45Stay away from her.
00:31:46Stay away from her.
00:31:47Stay away from her.
00:31:49Stay away from her.
00:31:50Stay away from her.
00:31:57Everyone turn around now
00:32:06You're safe
00:32:11Again?
00:32:12Wait, Chris
00:32:13Don't get me wrong
00:32:14I really didn't know it was hers
00:32:16I just wanted to help
00:32:19You and you?
00:32:20You touch her again
00:32:21I'll make sure you regret it
00:32:42I think there's something wrong with me
00:32:45No one's ever made me feel like this before
00:32:47But she's my sister
00:32:50God, I'm such a sick freak
00:32:54He saved me
00:32:56Again
00:32:56No one's ever cared about me like that
00:32:59Does Chris like me?
00:33:01Even just a little?
00:33:04I need to see him
00:33:06I need to think him properly
00:33:12Hey, Oscar, what's up, dude?
00:33:13I wanted to ask, are you and Abigail, like, a thing?
00:33:19Great, now everyone's catching on
00:33:21Look, bro, I know you
00:33:23And you don't get involved in other people's shit like this
00:33:25Not ever
00:33:28Abigail's my sister, dude
00:33:30You happy now?
00:33:31For real?
00:33:32Nice
00:33:33I was worried you had a crush on her or something
00:33:35Abigail's totally my type, man
00:33:38She's super cute
00:33:39She has an insane body
00:33:41She's not fake like those other girls
00:33:43Bro, you're tripping
00:33:45Abigail, she's got a shitty personality
00:33:47And her body's mid as fuck
00:33:48She's got a flat chest
00:33:50Flat ass
00:33:51Sprunny chicken legs
00:33:52Dude, you can do better than her
00:33:56Abigail, what were you thinking?
00:33:58He only helped you
00:33:59Because you're like a sister to him
00:34:04I was holding back
00:34:05But now that I know she's just your sister
00:34:08I'm totally gonna go for her, man
00:34:11Well, good luck with that, man
00:34:12Alright, see you later
00:34:13See ya
00:34:28Dude, what the hell are you doing here?
00:34:30I'm here to see Abigail
00:34:31No, no, no, no
00:34:32Dude, you can't just show up to someone's house uninvited
00:34:36Get out
00:34:39Get out
00:34:42Get out, dude
00:34:44Hey
00:34:52What are you guys doing?
00:35:00Abigail
00:35:02Want to go to the movies?
00:35:04Just me and you?
00:35:09No, Abigail
00:35:10Don't go
00:35:17Bro, you're tripping
00:35:19Abigail, she's got a shitty personality
00:35:21And her body's mid as fuck
00:35:23Chris Florence
00:35:24Just watch
00:35:25I'm way more charming than you think
00:35:28Sounds fun
00:35:29I'm down
00:35:30Just
00:35:33Just give me some time to get ready
00:35:35Take all the time you need
00:35:46Abigail
00:35:46Abigail
00:35:47What are you doing in here?
00:35:48I have to change
00:35:49Get out
00:35:49You can't go on a date with Oscar
00:35:52Why not?
00:35:59Because
00:36:01Because Oscar is too good for you
00:36:04Are you serious?
00:36:05You were unreal
00:36:06You came in here just to tell me that I'm not good enough for your friend
00:36:09Get out
00:36:10I may not have the perfect body
00:36:12But don't think
00:36:13Not even for a second that I'm not good enough
00:36:15Because I am
00:36:15I know I am
00:36:16Get out
00:36:17That's not
00:36:18That's not what I meant
00:36:19I said get out
00:36:24Damn it
00:36:25Why did I say that?
00:36:26God, if I don't tell someone my feelings soon
00:36:28I swear I'm gonna explode
00:36:30But how the fuck am I supposed to say
00:36:32That I like my baby sister?
00:36:35Shit
00:36:35I should apologize to her
00:36:40I swear so
00:36:41I swear to God
00:36:44I swear to God
00:36:47If you can't
00:36:48You can't
00:36:48Unless I'm politicking
00:36:48You pont it
00:36:54You can't
00:37:05You can't
00:37:05Some of which
00:37:06I said
00:37:06I had any
00:37:06Some of you
00:37:07I say
00:37:07Okay, where the hell do you think you're going in that shirt?
00:37:10I mean, your tits are literally about to pop out.
00:37:13Okay, get out of my way and stay out of my business.
00:37:16Abigail, look, I'm just trying to look out for you as your older brother.
00:37:20Hey, Oscar is an actual jerk.
00:37:23He's just going to end up hurting you.
00:37:24You always see the worst in people, Chris.
00:37:26Like with me.
00:37:27I'm just somebody with a shitty personality, mid-body, flat ass, flat chest, and what was it?
00:37:35Oh, yeah, scrawny chicken legs.
00:37:37Oh, and take a good fucking look at these.
00:37:40Because it's the last time you'll see it, asshole.
00:37:47Fuck!
00:38:28Like the movie?
00:38:32You like the...
00:38:51Don't mind him.
00:38:54Have some more popcorn.
00:39:15What the fuck?
00:39:16I'm sorry, man.
00:39:17My hand's lit.
00:39:20God.
00:39:21Why did that guy seem so familiar?
00:39:27Geez, I'm a mess.
00:39:29Sorry that asshole cut our date short.
00:39:31That's okay.
00:39:32I still had a nice time.
00:39:42What the hell was she even laughing about?
00:39:44What, she talks to a guy for like two hours and settling their fucking soulmates?
00:39:49Hey, you've got something right there.
00:39:52Did I get it?
00:39:54No, not quite.
00:39:56Hold on.
00:39:59What the fuck?
00:40:10No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:40:11This is whack.
00:40:13Look, my sister can date other guys, but not my best friend.
00:40:18I need to go make sure he doesn't hurt her.
00:40:28Does she actually like him?
00:40:38Oh, um, thanks.
00:40:44You're really cute.
00:40:47You're really cute.
00:41:10Why?
00:41:11Why would I think of him at a time like this?
00:41:16I, um, I'm just not feeling too good, so I'm gonna head home.
00:41:25You're the first person to ever turn me down, Abigail.
00:41:29That only makes me want you more.
00:41:34Morning, son.
00:41:35Morning.
00:41:36And Chris, make sure your calendar's clear next weekend.
00:41:38We're gonna go visit the graves of Abigail's parents.
00:41:42What did you say?
00:41:43Gross, Chris.
00:41:45Wait, no, no, no.
00:41:46What did you say?
00:41:47You said her parents died?
00:41:48What do you mean?
00:41:49Aren't you her parents?
00:41:50You said she was my sister.
00:41:51Chris, I am not playing these games with you today.
00:41:53No, no, Dad.
00:41:54I'm being serious.
00:41:55Is Abigail my biological sister or not?
00:41:59Is Abigail my biological sister or not?
00:42:02No, of course not.
00:42:04Abigail is the daughter of my best friend.
00:42:06He and his wife died in the line of duty.
00:42:11Oh, I knew it.
00:42:13God, I knew it.
00:42:14I'm not a freak.
00:42:19Well, I don't know about that.
00:42:22Then the story starts to wrap up.
00:42:23Hero comes home a changed person.
00:42:26So who can answer what are the three different parts in a play?
00:42:31When he's not talking, he's really not that bad.
00:42:40Is she that obsessed with Oscar?
00:42:43God, as soon as I find out, she's actually not my sister.
00:42:46She falls head over heels for my best bro.
00:42:48Fucking perfect.
00:42:50Abigail, do you know the answer?
00:42:55Abigail, answer the question.
00:42:57I, um, I, I, I, I, I choose B.
00:43:10My question was what are the different parts in a three-act play?
00:43:15Abigail, I expect you to pay more attention moving forward.
00:43:19Yes, Miss Bennett.
00:43:25Still an asshole.
00:43:29What does Abigail have that I don't?
00:43:39Chris, just wait till we get home.
00:43:41I'm telling dad you're a big, fat boy.
00:43:44Oh, my God.
00:43:45Evie Everett is back.
00:43:47Isn't she Chris's girlfriend?
00:43:49Oh, Chris's girlfriend?
00:43:51Oh, the one in the photo.
00:43:53The one in the locket that he never takes off.
00:43:55Yeah, they're childhood sweethearts.
00:43:57Back then, Chris would follow Evie to her ballet class and back every day.
00:44:01He stuck to her, like, glue.
00:44:03Then, two years ago, Evie got into the Royal Ballet.
00:44:06She's the youngest principal dancer ever.
00:44:08Isn't she awesome?
00:44:11She sounds incredible.
00:44:35Evie's back.
00:44:36Our Queen Bee's back.
00:44:48Oh, my God.
00:44:50They're so cute.
00:44:52Aren't they just perfect together?
00:44:54So, she's Chris's girlfriend.
00:44:57She's flawless.
00:44:59I've never seen anyone so gorgeous, so graceful.
00:45:02See, that's Evie, the only girl Chris has eyes for.
00:45:07She's everything that you're not.
00:45:09Hey, guys, look what we have here.
00:45:14It's a sweet little love letter.
00:45:19Your teasing drives me mad.
00:45:22You pick on me till I'm sad.
00:45:24But I still want you so bad.
00:45:28You're stubborn.
00:45:30You're annoying.
00:45:31But your smile's my undoing.
00:45:33I think I really like you.
00:45:36You kept me up last night, thinking about that kiss.
00:45:40I'd give you my first time and let you show me, please.
00:45:44Stop it.
00:45:44Give it back.
00:45:45Give it back to me.
00:45:47Abigail, your kindergarten love poems are so cute.
00:45:50No wonder you're still a virgin.
00:45:52Go on.
00:45:52Tell us who exactly are you going to eat Lucid to?
00:45:57Who exactly are you going to give it to?
00:46:00Give it back to me.
00:46:04Hi-lee, cut it out.
00:46:07Wow, Abigail.
00:46:09Didn't know you had it in you.
00:46:11Miss Goodie Two Shoes over here has been two-timing Oscar and Chris.
00:46:15No, no, it's not what you think.
00:46:18Don't be shy, girl.
00:46:19Share with the class.
00:46:22Who is that letter for?
00:46:24Oscar or Chris?
00:46:30Is Abigail's love letter for me?
00:46:34The letter is...
00:46:36Speak up!
00:46:37Oh my God, was I right?
00:46:39You've liked Chris all along, haven't you?
00:46:42Tell everyone.
00:46:43Tell Oscar.
00:46:44Who's Chris to you?
00:46:51I'm the one who...
00:46:52Chris is my brother!
00:47:03Chris is my brother.
00:47:06And this letter is her Oscar.
00:47:10Really?
00:47:12Because I've already cut it bad for you, Abigail.
00:47:19Fuck!
00:47:20I'm supposed to be saying that.
00:47:28I have no competition to someone as pretty and cool as Evie.
00:47:32Plus, Chris only thinks of me as his baby sister.
00:47:39I want to go home.
00:47:41I want to go home.
00:47:41It's okay.
00:47:42I'll get you home.
00:47:45Abigail,
00:47:46your first love died before it even had a chance.
00:47:56Hey, Abigail.
00:47:58You said you wrote that love letter for me.
00:48:00Is it true?
00:48:02I...
00:48:02Abigail,
00:48:03you don't have to be shy.
00:48:05I'll say it again.
00:48:07I like you.
00:48:10I just need you to say it.
00:48:12Do you like me too?
00:48:16I...
00:48:17I...
00:48:18I...
00:48:22I...
00:48:26My brother,
00:48:27he...
00:48:27he doesn't have an umbrella,
00:48:28so I...
00:48:28I should probably go home.
00:48:30It's raining cats and dogs out here.
00:48:32Get home safe, okay?
00:48:38I...
00:48:41I...
00:48:42I...
00:48:42I...
00:48:43I...
00:48:44Are you crazy?
00:48:45It's storming out here.
00:48:46Why are you just standing under the pouring rain?
00:48:48The rain didn't stop you from...
00:48:50flirting with Oscar.
00:48:51He was just walking me home, okay?
00:48:53That's all.
00:48:53That's all?
00:48:55Please.
00:48:56Everyone knows you guys like each other.
00:48:58I mean,
00:48:59didn't you write him those love poems?
00:49:01Aren't you obsessed with him?
00:49:02Why aren't being so difficult?
00:49:04Let's just go inside,
00:49:05and we can talk about it, okay?
00:49:06We can go inside.
00:49:09If you agree to my third rule.
00:49:11What?
00:49:12Rule number one.
00:49:13In public?
00:49:14We're complete strangers.
00:49:16I can't have anyone know when we live under the same roof.
00:49:19No way.
00:49:19Okay, easy peasy.
00:49:20Rule number two.
00:49:21You stay at least three feet away from me...
00:49:24at all times.
00:49:28Rule number three.
00:49:30No more Oscar.
00:49:31You're mine.
00:49:45That was my first kiss.
00:49:46Well...
00:49:52Tactically,
00:49:53Nod,
00:49:53you're first.
00:49:55What do you mean?
00:49:57Never mind.
00:49:59Abigail,
00:49:59I want
00:50:01you.
00:50:28Chris,
00:50:31maybe we should be here for you.
00:50:32Your dad's gonna be home any minute.
00:50:34No, no, don't worry. He's gone on a fishing trip. He's not gonna be back tonight.
00:50:49Chris, I...
00:50:55Chris, I...
00:50:59I don't know how.
00:51:02It's all right, Abs. You're doing amazing.
00:51:19I want you to feel me.
00:51:30God, he's so hard.
00:51:35Sorry, did I do something wrong?
00:51:39Did I do something wrong?
00:51:40No, you're doing amazing.
00:51:50Now, let me return the favor.
00:51:54Wait, maybe...
00:51:56Maybe we shouldn't.
00:51:57It's okay.
00:51:58You can trust me.
00:52:01Am I really gonna lose my virginity to Chris, my adopted brother?
00:52:15Look at me.
00:52:16Look at me.
00:52:32Chris, what the devil are you doing?
00:52:35Dad...
00:52:36Chris, what the devil are you doing?
00:52:40Dad, I'm just, uh, just exercising.
00:52:43Exercise?
00:52:45God, please tell me you have not been bringing those groupie girls home.
00:52:50Oh, shit, what am I gonna do?
00:52:52What? No, no, no, I would never.
00:52:54Dad, come on, you gotta believe me, you're my dad.
00:52:56Yeah, I'm your dad, so I know what you're like.
00:53:01What's this?
00:53:06What's this?
00:53:09Uh, it's, uh, napkin.
00:53:11Napkin.
00:53:11A napkin, yeah, I was, um, I was eating dinner.
00:53:14Sorry, Dad, on the couch.
00:53:15I know I'm not supposed to do that.
00:53:17Uh, what happened again?
00:53:21Whew, Dad!
00:53:24You smell like fish from the trip.
00:53:26Uh, I think you should, you should go shower.
00:53:27Abigail's gonna be home any second here.
00:53:29Ugh, I stink?
00:53:30Yeah, I don't, I don't smell anything.
00:53:34Yeah, all right.
00:53:39Huh?
00:53:40I thought my heart was gonna explode out of my chest.
00:53:47Look, maybe, maybe we should just tell him.
00:53:50Uh, isn't that moving a little too fast?
00:53:52I mean, is it?
00:53:54He's your dad too, and shit, at this point he likes you, Bernie likes me.
00:53:58I think he'd be really happy if we found out we were together.
00:54:02Chris, do you actually like me?
00:54:11Because a couple hours ago you were acting like my mortal enemy, and now you want to make it official.
00:54:16So what's with the 180?
00:54:18Abigail, I gotta be honest.
00:54:20Up until recently, I thought, I thought you were my real sister.
00:54:25Like, my blood sister.
00:54:28What?
00:54:30Oh my god!
00:54:32Chris, that is the most stupid thing I have ever heard in my entire life!
00:54:36Oh my god, you are silly.
00:54:38You are so silly!
00:54:39Alright, alright, alright.
00:54:41Okay, okay!
00:54:42I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop.
00:54:45Idiot.
00:54:46A lovable idiot.
00:54:51That's my girl.
00:54:54What you looking at?
00:54:56Ah, nothing.
00:54:58Listen, Chris.
00:54:59I need you to keep your playboy ways out of this house.
00:55:02You and Abigail aren't happy.
00:55:05What?
00:55:06What are you talking about?
00:55:07Listen, Abigail's father asked me to look after her like she was my own.
00:55:11It was literally his dying wish.
00:55:13And as a guardian, I can't let her date a boy like you.
00:55:17What's that supposed to mean? What, I'm not good enough for her?
00:55:19No, you're not.
00:55:20I mean, you get into fights, you sneak into clubs, you were suspended last semester.
00:55:25Abigail is on her way to Harvard.
00:55:27She's out of your league, son.
00:55:46What's wrong?
00:55:47What if someone sees us?
00:55:48What's wrong with that?
00:55:49What, what, am I not, do you not think I'm good enough for you?
00:55:51What? No, of course not.
00:55:53It's just, yesterday I told everyone that we were siblings.
00:56:00you're right you're right i'm sorry i i shouldn't be so sensitive
00:56:14see evie i was right we're not actually siblings i mean you've known chris for like ever right
00:56:20since when did you have a sister maybe they're just like really close it's honestly refreshing
00:56:26seeing siblings get along so well abigail is it you think you can steal my man and get away
00:56:33with it not a goddamn chance i guess chris likes me more than i thought
00:56:52oh my necklace
00:56:57that locket
00:57:02oh this
00:57:05two years ago right before i left for england chris gave me this locket as a promise look it even
00:57:12there's a picture of us in it see he said they're a matching pair just like us and that he
00:57:19would
00:57:19wear every day and that i should too so that way every time i look at it i'll think of
00:57:24him
00:57:24he said that way everyone will know that he's gonna love me forever love love you forever
00:57:31i know it sounds kind of cheesy saying that about your childhood sweetheart but
00:57:35i can tell he really means it and you're his sister right you know how he is
00:57:50oh abigail you are dumber than i thought a basic bitch like you could never take chris away from me
00:57:59it even has a picture of us in it see he would wear it every day and that i should
00:58:04too so that way
00:58:05every time i look at it i'll think of him
00:58:07no
00:58:09no it's fine chris wouldn't lie to me like that
00:58:17oh my gosh does that dumb bitch actually think chris is into her
00:58:21what a joke just wait till she hears the truth what are you talking about
00:58:27you think anyone really believes you're chris's sister we know exactly what's going on between
00:58:31you and chris want to know what you are to him you're a bet a bet
00:58:44yep ever since you broke his sweetheart locket with evie he's hated your guts
00:58:48you really think he likes you chris has been in love with evie this whole time
00:58:53chris bet he'd make you fall in love with him after three months
00:58:55he said if it worked he would dump your ass right away
00:59:01oh look you're so desperate he snagged you in just two weeks
00:59:05yeah and evie doesn't even know about the bet chris will seriously do anything for her
00:59:19tell me the truth did you make a bet about me you found out
00:59:27listen listen i i can explain we we thought it'd be funny if i
00:59:31answer one more question this locket the person you wear that for are you gonna love them forever
00:59:37and ever right right yeah yeah but it's okay i've heard enough i hate you chris
00:59:48dude did you tell abigail about our bet you know the one that i'd get into harvard instead of her
00:59:53everybody was wondering why your slacking ass was suddenly wanting to improve your grades
00:59:58so i told them we have a bet look i'll go apologize to abigail all right that's on me
01:00:05he said i want you to help me get settled in you know with me being new here and all
01:00:10i don't know where anything is don't worry about i got this plus abigail's your sister she's not
01:00:16gonna hold this against you your family that's what family is for
01:00:26chris is such an asshole a total jerk i'm in love with that jerk what am i gonna do
01:00:38it was just for shits and gigs so you knew about it too yeah sorry
01:00:47we shouldn't have done the bet without you knowing it's not your fault it's chris's
01:00:53you don't have to apologize it's okay abigail this will be the last time you cry ever
01:01:03damn i thought you had this big crush on me you know i still have the love letters to prove
01:01:08it you
01:01:08know i was just caught off guard
01:01:13abigail will you forgive me we won't make stupid bets like that anymore oscar i should be the one to
01:01:19apologize i lied to you chris is not my real brother his father just adopted me last month
01:01:28that's why we've been living together i'm sorry i should have told you so that's why abigail's so
01:01:34special to chris he's not just spoiling his baby sister he wants her to be his girl wow that's
01:01:43a surprise so um why tell me now i'm sorry oscar thank you for liking me
01:01:54i just i have feelings for someone else
01:02:03ah so there's someone else
01:02:06well he hurt you didn't he you know
01:02:11i hear the best way to get over a heartbreak is to find someone new abigail i could be your
01:02:19fake
01:02:19boyfriend maybe that'll cheer you up that wouldn't be fair to you who knows you might even fall for
01:02:26me in the process i know that's selfish but god i want to give myself one more chin
01:02:37what the fuck are you doing
01:02:44what are you doing getting all cozy with oscar like this what do i just mean nothing to you oh
01:02:49great
01:02:49it's you what do you want tell me who is oscar to you oscar is my crush he's the guy
01:02:57that i like
01:02:58i want him to be my boyfriend what about me what about us bro chris you gotta calm down dude
01:03:03fuck off what are you so pissed off for okay so we messed around we had some fun so what
01:03:10messing
01:03:11around that's all that was to you yeah duh oscar can actually keep up with me do you think i
01:03:17would
01:03:17choose you a loser who cuts class just to pick fights tell me honestly do you actually mean that of
01:03:24course i do chris who fennett wants us in your office right now eve's i was actually about to go
01:03:33looking for you chris let's go shopping later i need new valet slippers and there's this really
01:03:44cute pair i've been dying to get sure yeah whatever you want i'll get it for you let's go
01:03:53why am i so sad why should i be heartbroken over a stupid liar so this someone it's chris isn't
01:04:01it
01:04:01nope i absolutely cannot stand him i mean it i hate chris yeah yeah sure got it um well how
01:04:11about a
01:04:11fake date with a fake boyfriend dinner's on me you don't mind if i'm using you not at all kind
01:04:19of like
01:04:19the rush of it try this sweets for my little sweetheart okay
01:04:40oh wow you guys here on a date mind if we join you my guest
01:05:02oh wow she's actually allergic to fish my man
01:05:09aww you and your sister really are super close
01:05:16yeah my big bro he loves to spoil me doesn't he
01:05:27let go what was that did you say you wanted some steak here let's get you some steak
01:05:38say ah open wide
01:05:42here you go say ah oh nice
01:05:51i sure do love my steak well let's get you another bite then say ah that's enough chris
01:05:58aww chris has always been so playful am i right he used to do stuff like that to me all
01:06:03the time
01:06:05honestly i am so grateful chris had such a sweet sister keeping him happy while i was gone
01:06:10i was terrified he would just be sulking around the whole time because of how much he missed me
01:06:22you full if you're done let's go home hey man uh you take evie home i'm gonna take my sister
01:06:29you know what actually i don't think i'm quite ready to call it a night oscar didn't you tell me
01:06:35that you're gonna take me to that nightclub you know the one that your friend works at
01:06:40abigail if you go to a nightclub you're gonna get in big trouble so trust me i'd know let's go
01:06:45home
01:06:49let's go home no thank you i think that you should take evie on a really sweet day and i'm
01:06:56gonna hang
01:06:56out with oscar for the night i said let's go home chris you're scaring abigail come on oscar let's go
01:07:07well just me at home tonight eve's uh want to come over of course
01:07:25abigail you were the one who wanted to come don't tell me i snuck you in here for you to
01:07:29sit there and
01:07:30soak i wonder what chris and evie are up to right now your boyfriend's right here and you're talking
01:07:36about another man you really don't give a shit do you
01:07:42bottoms up come on this is fun but we uh we do gotta bounce soon the cops show up we're
01:07:49busted
01:07:52the cops here we gotta go
01:07:59oscar
01:08:04wow i'm finally chris's passenger princess
01:08:12oh how's it taste do you want to try
01:08:22what is happening get out of the car why i have to go look for abigail
01:08:29chris i don't get it you asked me to come over didn't you come on let's have some fun oh
01:08:35cut the
01:08:35act already we both know there's nothing between us and why did you try to make us look like a
01:08:41couple
01:08:42in front of abigail no i was just trying to befriend your sister she is not my sister
01:08:51now get out
01:09:02and you better start clearing up these rumors about us i only let you get away with it before because
01:09:06i
01:09:06didn't like anyone but that's changed now so it's time for these bullshit games to end if i hear one
01:09:12more stupid rumor i'm gonna expose the truth in front of everyone
01:09:22fuck oscar two miners right here
01:09:26stop right there
01:09:29shit i can't let my mom find out i was at a club she'll freeze my cart she'll confiscate my
01:09:35car
01:09:39oscar wait
01:09:44i'm gonna need to see some id miss
01:09:50abigail
01:09:58damn brad let's go
01:10:00and go go go go go go let it go let go
01:10:10run run run go go
01:10:32up
01:10:33you must have gone in here let's go
01:10:52Why did you show up at the club?
01:10:54I thought you were taking Evie home.
01:10:56Hey, you pushed me away first.
01:10:58You don't get to play the victim now.
01:11:02Damn it, Abs.
01:11:03I just...
01:11:04I can't stay mad at you.
01:11:16It's so cramped in here.
01:11:18Why don't we go somewhere a little more cozy?
01:11:24Oh.
01:11:25Oh, thanks.
01:11:27I'm gonna stop.
01:11:28Hey.
01:11:30Okay, wait.
01:11:31So, what about you and Oscar?
01:11:32Didn't you guys just make it official?
01:11:34He's just my fake boyfriend.
01:11:36Wait.
01:11:37Wait.
01:11:38What?
01:11:38Sorry, come again?
01:11:40I asked Oscar to be my fake boyfriend.
01:11:42Okay?
01:11:43Happy?
01:11:43Uh, no, actually.
01:11:45Not at all.
01:11:46Explain.
01:11:46Chris, you're committed to loving Evie forever.
01:11:49So, why do you keep playing with me?
01:11:54Loving Evie?
01:11:55When did I ever say that?
01:11:58The locket?
01:11:59The necklace that's for couples.
01:12:01It's supposed to symbolize eternal love or whatever, right?
01:12:04It's proof that you love Evie.
01:12:07This?
01:12:16It's not...
01:12:17It's not Evie?
01:12:18Nope.
01:12:19So, that's...
01:12:20My mom.
01:12:21She's beautiful.
01:12:22So, you're telling me this mess was all because of this necklace?
01:12:26No.
01:12:27That's not it.
01:12:28Because you bet all of your buddies that you can get me to fall for you within three months.
01:12:31So, of course I don't believe that you actually like me.
01:12:34I never said the bet was about making you fall for me.
01:12:37The bet...
01:12:37What?
01:12:37What was it about?
01:12:39It was about us getting into Harvard.
01:12:41I bet Oscar that I would get into Harvard over you.
01:12:46Harvard?
01:12:51Fake dating my best friend to get back at me for something I didn't even do.
01:12:55Now that we both know you've been a bad girl, I think it's time you finally get punished the way
01:13:01you deserve.
01:13:02And what punishment would that be?
01:13:05Chris, what are you doing?
01:13:07Let me down!
01:13:08The more you fight it, the worse it's going to be.
01:13:12What are you doing?
01:13:15Punishing you.
01:13:31Don't do that again.
01:13:33Using another guy to make me jealous.
01:13:35I can't stand it.
01:13:37You're mine, Abs.
01:13:38No one else's.
01:13:40Okay.
01:13:41I'm yours.
01:13:43I'm yours.
01:13:44I'm yours.
01:13:56You're playing with fire.
01:13:59Don't hold back.
01:14:01I can handle anything you give me.
01:14:20I can't run fast enough.
01:14:33Love can't pick up the pace
01:14:35People run towards love
01:14:36Call my cause a craze
01:14:38Let's be real some true love
01:14:40Is really just a face
01:14:41Heard it all before
01:14:43Y'all just need a score
01:14:45Don't want it anymore
01:14:47Can't take it no more
01:14:49Love or I adore us
01:14:50Yes and I am sure
01:14:52Because love is war
01:14:54You taste even better than last.
01:15:01Be careful
01:15:02You might get addicted
01:15:22Good morning princess
01:15:24Good morning
01:15:27Chris remember you can't sleep in today
01:15:29You've gotta
01:15:30What the hell are you two doing
01:15:37I told you to stay away from Abigail
01:15:38Didn't I? She is not like you
01:15:40It's my fault. If you want to be mad at someone
01:15:42Be mad at me. I'm the one who fell for Chris first
01:15:45You like Chris?
01:15:47Yes. I'm the one who wants to be his girlfriend
01:15:50Really? Him?
01:15:52What do you see in this ruffian?
01:15:54I mean sure he inherited my handsome face but other than that
01:15:58That face is good enough for me
01:15:59I promised your father I would look after you like you were one of my own
01:16:03In a year you're gonna be at Harvard
01:16:04You're gonna meet a boy who treats you right
01:16:06And can give you the kind of life you deserve
01:16:09Seriously dad? I can give Abigail the life she deserves
01:16:12And she's made me change my ways
01:16:14I'm setting goals and I'm working hard to meet them
01:16:16I think I'm gonna get into Harvard now
01:16:19I'm gonna become someone she's proud to call her boyfriend
01:16:23Jesus Christ this can't be happening
01:16:25Dad the only two people I need in my life are you and Chris
01:16:29There are billions of people out there
01:16:31But you two are the ones who took me in and loved me like family
01:16:34Why would I choose some random guy when I can have him?
01:16:38The guy who really loves me for who I am
01:16:41All right Chris you've got one year of high school left to round into shape
01:16:45And if you don't get into Harvard you can forget about dating Abigail
01:16:49God damn dad you can't just cut your son a little slack here
01:16:59So you fell for me first son
01:17:01That's pretty bold you're crushing on your adopted brother
01:17:07Maybe I fell for you first
01:17:08But you're the one who turned your life around just so we could be together
01:17:12Fine I guess I'm a little obsessed
01:17:15Now I can't wait to see the look on dad's face when we go off to Harvard together
01:17:20From high school seniors to senior retirement homes
01:17:23Chris stayed by my side every step of the way
01:17:26We graduated from Harvard
01:17:28Became husband and wife
01:17:30Started a beautiful family together
01:17:32And every single day I fall in love with him all over again
01:17:37Thank you have a great deal
01:17:38Keep me on fibre
01:17:38Thank you very much H nhà
01:17:39I'm ready for you
01:17:39My home geldi
01:17:39I feel like until
01:17:42If Friday
01:17:42You
Comments