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Hating and Loving My Adopted Brother
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00:00:00Abigail, your dad was like my best friend in the world.
00:00:03I just want you to think of this house as your home.
00:00:06Chris, come down, your sister's here!
00:00:08It's you!
00:00:09Just get out of my sight.
00:00:12Typical spoiled jock.
00:00:13I just moved in and my new brother already hates me.
00:00:16Living here is gonna be a nightmare.
00:00:18What is that I feel on my side?
00:00:20Oh my god!
00:00:22Want to go to the movies?
00:00:23Just me and you?
00:00:24What is wrong with me?
00:00:26Why do I want my sister?
00:00:28If I don't tell someone my feelings soon, I swear I'm gonna explode.
00:00:31What the fuck?
00:00:32Sorry man, my hands lit.
00:00:35Why would I think of him at a time like this?
00:00:38No more Oscar.
00:00:39You're mine.
00:00:40No one else's.
00:00:41That was my first kiss.
00:00:43Am I really gonna lose my virginity to Chris, my adopted brother?
00:00:47What the hell are you two doing?
00:00:49I'm gonna need to see some ID, miss.
00:00:50Stop right there!
00:00:52Chris, do you actually like me?
00:00:54I want you to feel me.
00:01:08I'm sorry for your loss, Abigail.
00:01:11As per your adopted father's wishes, I placed you in the honors courses.
00:01:15Congratulations.
00:01:16Thank you, Mr. Peters.
00:01:19I hope you'll feel right at home here at Clearwater High.
00:01:23Mom, Dad, you guys can rest easy now.
00:01:26Uncle Ben's been really good to me, and tomorrow's the first day of my brand new life.
00:01:32Stop!
00:01:33Fred!
00:01:35I'm pregnant with your baby!
00:01:37You can't keep ignoring me!
00:01:41Let's break our chains, poverty is the new devil.
00:01:46It's time to get paid, so let's move to the next level.
00:01:50Let's break our chains, poverty is the new devil.
00:01:53What are you ignoring me now?
00:01:55Last warning, you do that again, next time I run you over.
00:01:59Was that night we shared together not special to you?
00:02:02Chris, I want to be more than just another one of your booty calls.
00:02:05I want to be your girlfriend!
00:02:06Oh my God, did she seriously just say that?
00:02:09Not gonna lie though, Chris is insanely hot.
00:02:12I'd totally settle for a one night stand.
00:02:15Typical spoiled jock.
00:02:17We both know nothing happened.
00:02:20You spiked my drink.
00:02:21I blacked out.
00:02:22I was drugged out of my fucking mind, and I still didn't let finger on it.
00:02:27Chris, please, give me a chance.
00:02:29Give our baby a chance, please!
00:02:35Chris, what are you doing?
00:02:37You could've hurt the baby!
00:02:38One more lie, and it's over for you and that so-called baby of yours.
00:02:42Hey, asshole!
00:02:43What's your deal?
00:02:44You can't just go around pushing pregnant girls like that.
00:02:49Apologize!
00:02:53Hey, I said apologize.
00:02:55Who is that girl?
00:02:56Did you not hear me?
00:02:57Tell her you're sorry!
00:03:02Oh my God, she's so cooked.
00:03:05That locket is, like, super important to Chris.
00:03:08Okay, now you're really asking for it.
00:03:24He's kind of hot.
00:03:28No, Abigail, wake up!
00:03:31I'm sorry I broke your locket, okay?
00:03:33It was an accident.
00:03:35But it's nothing compared to what you did.
00:03:37Just walking around, shoving girls you knock up.
00:03:40Sometimes, the truth isn't always what it sounds like.
00:03:43I don't need an apology.
00:03:45Just get out of my sight.
00:04:06You're proud of me, Mom?
00:04:07I held back from going off on that girl today just like you would've wanted.
00:04:12Hey, Chris.
00:04:13Remember how you always wanted a sibling?
00:04:15And guess what?
00:04:16I just found you a sister.
00:04:19Wait, what?
00:04:20A sister?
00:04:21Where?
00:04:22Where is she?
00:04:22Well, she should be here any second now.
00:04:26Why don't you come downstairs when you're ready?
00:04:29What the hell?
00:04:30Who would Dad even have a kid with?
00:04:32Wait, wait, wait.
00:04:33Now, how old is this sister?
00:04:35I'm not gonna have to help him raise a baby now, am I?
00:04:38Wait, Dad.
00:04:39Is she, like, my real sister?
00:04:40Yes.
00:04:43All right.
00:04:46Wait a second.
00:04:47Did he just ask if she was going to be a cool sister?
00:04:51Of course she is.
00:04:51She's my best friend's daughter.
00:04:55Abigail, please.
00:04:57Come in.
00:04:57Come in.
00:05:00Let me take this for you.
00:05:05Abigail, your dad was, like, my best friend in the world.
00:05:09I just want you to think of this house as your home.
00:05:12I know it's been rough, and clearly I'm not gonna, you know, replace him.
00:05:16But hopefully I can be a good father to you, too.
00:05:21Thank you, Uncle Ben.
00:05:22And feel free to call me Dad.
00:05:24I mean, if you...
00:05:27Why don't I introduce you to your brother?
00:05:28He's gonna love you.
00:05:29I am sure of it.
00:05:30Chris, come down.
00:05:31Your sister's here.
00:05:38It's you.
00:05:48You two know each other already?
00:05:50That's perfect!
00:05:51Look, I hate to do this, but I actually have to leave town on a business trip.
00:05:54So this punk here is gonna watch after you while I'm gone.
00:05:57You two play nice.
00:05:59Chris, do not get her mixed up in any of your silly shenanigans.
00:06:07I'm Abigail.
00:06:09How old are you?
00:06:12Seventeen.
00:06:13We're the same age?
00:06:14Does that mean Dad cheated on Mom?
00:06:16Why the hell are you here?
00:06:18I just transferred to Clearwater High.
00:06:20That's why you saw me earlier.
00:06:21Oh, and Dad told me if you ever need help with homework or...
00:06:24You just had to transfer to my school, huh?
00:06:27What, are you gonna use that as an excuse to force your way into my house and just make my
00:06:31life miserable?
00:06:32What else did Dad say?
00:06:33He said that since we're brother and sister, we should probably try to get along.
00:06:41Does he really have to be this close?
00:06:44Yeah, I'm an only child.
00:06:45I don't have a sister.
00:06:48Fine then.
00:06:51You know what?
00:06:52I actually don't want a brother like you anyway.
00:06:54Because you're a deadbeat who knocks up girls then runs away.
00:06:57Watch your fucking mouth.
00:06:58You watch your mouth or I'll hit you!
00:07:10Whatever. This is probably for the best.
00:07:13At least I won't have to waste energy trying to get along with him.
00:07:24Oh, why am I so afraid of him?
00:07:27I feel like I forgot something.
00:07:32My bra!
00:07:49What?
00:07:50I clearly remember putting it right here.
00:07:56Hey, sis!
00:07:58What, you looking for this?
00:08:03I...
00:08:04A fruity bra, huh?
00:08:05You know, I didn't expect my dear sister to be so... childish.
00:08:10Give it back.
00:08:13You want it back?
00:08:14You're gonna have to agree to my three rules.
00:08:16I mean, if you're gonna live in my house, it's gonna be on my terms.
00:08:20What are the rules?
00:08:21Rule number one.
00:08:23In public, we're complete strangers.
00:08:25I can't have anyone know when we live under the same roof.
00:08:28No way.
00:08:28Okay, easy peasy.
00:08:30Rule number two.
00:08:30You stay at least three feet away from me at all times.
00:08:35Okay.
00:08:36And the third?
00:08:38How about this?
00:08:39You owe me one.
00:08:42Owe you one?
00:08:44Yeah.
00:08:51What, is that gonna be a problem?
00:08:53I didn't say that.
00:09:05I'm sorry, but what is that I feel on my side?
00:09:09It feels so hard.
00:09:10Okay.
00:09:11Don't.
00:09:12Move.
00:09:15Oh my god!
00:09:18I just moved in and my new brother already hates me.
00:09:22Living here is gonna be a nightmare.
00:09:26Chris, help!
00:09:28How, so you're afraid of dogs, huh?
00:09:29Since when did you guys have a dog?
00:09:31Her name is Bella.
00:09:32She's a beloved member of this household.
00:09:34Thank you very much.
00:09:35If you want to live here, you're gonna have to get along with her.
00:09:40Can you just tell him to stay back?
00:09:43Why should I?
00:09:44She's more family to me than you are.
00:09:46You know what?
00:09:46If you're afraid of her, then you should stay away.
00:09:49Ain't that right, Bella?
00:09:52Oh, it's time for school.
00:09:53You know, I'd give you a ride, but the whole first rule and all.
00:09:57Whatever, I don't want a ride from you anyway.
00:09:59God, again with the attitude.
00:10:02Um, also one more thing.
00:10:03There's really no bus stops on the street and Ubers take forever to get here, so...
00:10:07Who knows?
00:10:08You may have to hitchhike.
00:10:09What?
00:10:10Yeah.
00:10:11Ciao.
00:10:13Uh...
00:10:14Go over there!
00:10:16Achoo!
00:10:16Chris!
00:10:30Chris, you asshole!
00:10:39Wait, isn't that the girl from yesterday?
00:10:41Why did she just come out of Chris's house?
00:10:49And that is how you do it.
00:10:56Chris!
00:10:57You are such a dick!
00:11:01You must be Abigail, the new transfer student.
00:11:04Late on your first day.
00:11:05You're quite different from how Mr. Peters described you.
00:11:20Oh my god, it's you!
00:11:24Thanks for standing up for me yesterday.
00:11:26Ugh, I'm so sorry.
00:11:28What's your name again?
00:11:28Oh, my name is Abigail.
00:11:30I'm Kylie.
00:11:32Can I throw a welcome party for you?
00:11:34What?
00:11:35No, I don't even know anybody.
00:11:36That's the whole point of a party.
00:11:39Please, pretty please, give me a chance to thank you.
00:11:42I want to be your friend.
00:11:44Okay then, I guess.
00:11:49You'd better dress up, girl.
00:11:50Give me glam, elegant, something truly stunning.
00:11:53I want everyone to know my new BFF is a total baddie.
00:12:03Don't go to that party.
00:12:05What, are you afraid that me and your ex are going to get back at you?
00:12:08Wow!
00:12:09Fine.
00:12:09My bad for trying to be nice.
00:12:12Don't blame me when you regret it.
00:12:24What the hell am I going to wear to this party?
00:12:31A fruity bra.
00:12:33I didn't expect my dear sister to be so... childish.
00:12:38Nope.
00:12:39I need a serious glow up.
00:12:41No more of this childish shit.
00:12:50Okay.
00:12:57That's a good boy.
00:12:59No, these are not toys.
00:13:01These are toys!
00:13:02These are toys!
00:13:04These are toys!
00:13:16Oh no.
00:13:19And the fruity bra to Lacey Tom's.
00:13:21I gotta say, it's quite the leap.
00:13:26Sorry about that.
00:13:27Can you just, um, give it back to me, please?
00:13:29Nope.
00:13:30Not until you tell me what you bought all this stuff for.
00:13:33And more importantly, why it's all so sexy.
00:13:38Oh my god.
00:13:38Don't tell me you actually took my childish comment to heart, did you?
00:13:41No.
00:13:42It has nothing to do with you.
00:13:44I was just shopping for Kylie's party and I just bought some underwear too while I was at it.
00:13:48That's all.
00:13:49I told you not to go to that party.
00:13:51You need to stay away from Kylie.
00:13:53Back off.
00:13:54I could be friends with whoever I want.
00:13:56Yeah.
00:13:58Yeah.
00:13:59Dude!
00:14:00Hey!
00:14:07Whoa.
00:14:09It feels super weird saying this, but my sister's actually kinda cute.
00:14:20I'm gonna hang out with my new friends.
00:14:23I can't wait to hear all the dirt your ex has on you.
00:14:26Hey, look.
00:14:28I don't know how many times I have to tell you.
00:14:30Kylie is not-
00:14:39This should be glam enough, right?
00:14:48Last time I'm gonna tell you, do not go to that party.
00:14:51Seriously, what is your problem?
00:14:52Am I not allowed to have my own life now?
00:14:54Kylie is not as nice as you think.
00:14:56I mean, the girl is literally nothing but trouble.
00:14:59Don't talk shit about my friend.
00:15:00Besides, she's better than you.
00:15:02You always bring me trouble, you stupid selfish dick.
00:15:08Listen, I'm only warning you because Dad told me to look out for you.
00:15:15Hold on.
00:15:18Are you wearing perfume?
00:15:23Did you forget rule number two, big brother?
00:15:25Three feet apart at all times.
00:15:32Come on, Kris, get a hold of yourself.
00:15:34She's your sister.
00:15:42Hey, Kylie, I'm here.
00:15:50Hey, Abigail.
00:15:51What brings you here?
00:15:54Ew, that dress screams clearance bridesmaid.
00:15:59But you told me you were throwing me a welcome party today.
00:16:03Who the fuck do you think you are?
00:16:06Aw, you must have misunderstood me.
00:16:08But still, I'm glad you came.
00:16:10Is this for me?
00:16:12Let's have a look.
00:16:18Juice?
00:16:18What is this, kindergarten?
00:16:21If you're gonna show up uninvited, at least bring some real booze.
00:16:26It seems I'm not wanted here, so I'll just see myself out.
00:16:30No, don't go.
00:16:32You haven't tried your juice yet.
00:16:48I don't understand.
00:16:49I thought you wanted to be my friend.
00:16:51Why would you do this to me?
00:16:52Friends? With you?
00:16:54My dad's the wealthiest guy in town, and you think you can be my friend?
00:16:59Oh, I get it now.
00:17:01You transferred to Clearwater High because you wanted to mooch off the rich kids.
00:17:06Hey, guys.
00:17:07Check out my new friend, Abby Fail.
00:17:09She sucks just as much as our stupid name.
00:17:13Aw, say cheese.
00:17:15Dance, Abby Fail.
00:17:16Kylie, stop.
00:17:17Aw, looks like you're about to cry.
00:17:20Hold a pose, Abby Fail.
00:17:21Look at me.
00:17:41Bye baby.
00:17:43Get off me, leave me alone.
00:17:47Look at me.
00:17:48I'm sorry.
00:17:49I'm sorry.
00:17:49Get off me, leave me alone!
00:17:51taste. Chris was right. You're the worst. I can't believe I ever wanted to be her friend.
00:18:05Let me guess, the whole pregnancy thing was a lie too. Finally showing your true colors,
00:18:12huh? Let's be real. You only stood up for me yesterday because you wanted to look good
00:18:15in front of Chris. That's how you got into his bed last night, right? You slut!
00:18:21You're actually delusional and you're just some whore who's trying to sleep her way to the top
00:18:26because I'll just have to put you in your place. Everyone enjoying the show? How about we take
00:18:31this party over to the pool? Let go of me! If this doesn't feel right, I gotta go find her.
00:18:45Come on, pick up, pick up. Hey man, what's Kylie's address? Let go of me!
00:18:55Please let go! I didn't do anything to any of you! Why are you just going along with her?
00:18:59Enough bitching! Come on guys, she's drunk off that Louis, so let's help sober her up in the pool.
00:19:06No! Don't! No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:19:20My dress is too heavy, I'm sinking! Look at you, laying like a drowning dog.
00:19:35Help me! Somebody help me!
00:19:39Aw, Crowley won't. This is my house.
00:19:43No one's coming to see you.
00:19:48Oh my god, look at her. This is so gonna blow up on TikTok.
00:19:54Abigail!
00:20:23I'm sorry I'm late. Are you all right?
00:20:24I'm sorry I'm late. Are you all right?
00:20:32Chris, we were just having a little fun with her?
00:20:35Fun, huh?
00:20:42How about now? You still having fun?
00:20:44What the fuck?!
00:20:45Fuck!
00:20:51Phone's in the pool, now!
00:20:58She's mine. Mess with her, you mess with me.
00:21:02Come on, let's go.
00:21:03Come on, let's go.
00:21:17Let's go.
00:21:22Shit, she's burning up.
00:21:24Your dress is soaked, we gotta get this thing off.
00:21:27Hey.
00:21:29Hey, Abigail.
00:21:30Wake up.
00:21:32Don't feel good.
00:21:34She's so drunk.
00:21:36Listen, you're running a fever.
00:21:38Alright, I'm gonna get you in some nice, warm, comfy clothes.
00:21:41Okay?
00:21:48Chris?
00:21:51Yeah?
00:21:52Did you say something?
00:22:03Abigail.
00:22:04Uncle Pat.
00:22:05I mean, Dad.
00:22:07Crap, if Dad catches us like this, we're screwed.
00:22:10Hey Abigail, are you asleep?
00:22:12Mm-hmm.
00:22:13I wanted to give you a gift I brought home with me.
00:22:15Mm-mm.
00:22:19Abigail, are you alright? Is something wrong?
00:22:27Abigail!
00:22:38Abigail!
00:22:45Stay calm. She's your sister.
00:22:47You don't feel anything.
00:22:49Chris, are you hot too?
00:22:51Oh my god, she's so drunk.
00:22:54And hot.
00:22:59Don't.
00:23:00It's really hot in here.
00:23:02Let me help you cool down.
00:23:06Help me.
00:23:13Shh.
00:23:15Don't.
00:23:34I guess she's downstairs.
00:23:44Chris, why'd you just touch my lips?
00:23:48And...
00:23:49Are you hard?
00:23:51What is wrong with me?
00:23:53Why do I want my sister?
00:23:56Chris, are you mad at me?
00:23:57Look, you're right.
00:23:59Kylie's the worst.
00:24:00I shouldn't have gone.
00:24:02Thank god you were there to save me.
00:24:04It was kind of sweet.
00:24:06Stop this. You can't want this.
00:24:08You can't.
00:24:09She's your sister.
00:24:35God, what am I doing?
00:24:37Kissing my sister?
00:24:38Have I lost my damn mind?
00:24:39Don't you, dad?
00:24:50I don't know.
00:24:54I don't know.
00:24:55I don't know.
00:25:05Oh, yeah.
00:25:06Oh, yeah.
00:25:21Oh, Chris.
00:25:23Oh, Chris.
00:25:25Oh, Chris.
00:25:27Yes.
00:25:29Yes.
00:25:35Oh.
00:25:37My God.
00:25:38How could I have a wet dream about Chris?
00:26:02Careful.
00:26:18Oh, shit.
00:26:19Why did I actually want that to happen?
00:26:30Hey, get back here.
00:26:32Abigail hasn't had her breakfast yet.
00:26:34Wait up for her and drive her to school.
00:26:41Eat up, kiddo.
00:26:42There's plenty to go around.
00:26:54I know that you've found somewhere bad.
00:26:58Lay your head at night.
00:27:00You better love you right.
00:27:02Ask her by me.
00:27:04There's no much to tell her.
00:27:05What's your tell her?
00:27:06That's an oversight.
00:27:08Over, overnight.
00:27:14You're so hot.
00:27:18What?
00:27:19Wouldn't you just call me?
00:27:23Wouldn't you just call me?
00:27:25Did you just say Abigail was hot?
00:27:29Fuck, stay cool.
00:27:30Stay cool.
00:27:31Don't let Dad find out.
00:27:32Ah, no, I meant Bella, which must be hot sitting under the table.
00:27:38Um, hey, we're going to be late.
00:27:41We got to go.
00:27:43Hey, wait for your sister.
00:27:52Remember rule number one?
00:27:54Yep, total strangers.
00:27:56Got it.
00:27:58Good.
00:28:09What the fuck?
00:28:15Did Abigail just come out of Chris's car?
00:28:19What the fuck?
00:28:20He's never driven any girl to school, like, ever.
00:28:23Are she and Chris actually dating?
00:28:25As if.
00:28:26She's probably just another dumb bitch trying to cling to him.
00:28:28God, he always attracts the most desperate, trashy sluts.
00:28:32Ah!
00:28:33Ah!
00:28:34Ah!
00:28:57Bro, what's going on with you and the new girl?
00:28:59Everyone's saying you gave her a ride this morning to school?
00:29:01Dude, nothing's going on between us, all right?
00:29:04Absolutely nothing at all.
00:29:08All right, ladies, in the pool first.
00:29:10Boys, warm up.
00:29:11And I want to be like, what is this moment?
00:29:26I want to be like, how did you go to school?
00:29:27They're going to be like, what is this moment?
00:29:29It's such a sad enjoyment.
00:29:33Hey!
00:29:34I want to be like in the pool for the farmer.
00:29:35Seriously!
00:29:36Oops, sorry.
00:29:37It's just so crowded in here, you know?
00:29:39Alice Ghosh Harr Notiberg
00:29:40Sean?
00:29:41What?
00:29:55Oh, shit, my top is gone.
00:30:00Damn it, where did it go?
00:30:04Okay, ladies, that's time.
00:30:06Boys, you're up.
00:30:11Oh, no, I think we're missing someone.
00:30:14Pretty sure it's Abigail.
00:30:20Oh, my God, what is that?
00:30:22Is it someone's swimsuit?
00:30:28Abigail, is this yours?
00:30:31No freaking way.
00:30:31Does that mean she's basically naked?
00:30:33Don't worry, girly.
00:30:34We'll record this iconic moment for you.
00:30:37She's probably trying to get all the guys turned on.
00:30:40What a fucking slut.
00:30:41Can you please give it back?
00:30:43Uh-oh, you're too far away.
00:30:46I can't throw it all the way over there.
00:30:48I'll just ask some of the guys to bring it to you.
00:30:51Hey, boy.
00:30:52Abigail's bikini top fell off, and she needs a hand putting it back on.
00:30:57Any volunteers?
00:31:00Just throw it to me, please.
00:31:02What?
00:31:03You're going to swim over here?
00:31:06Wow, Abigail, that's pretty bold.
00:31:08All the guys are going to see your tits.
00:31:09We all know that's exactly what she wants.
00:31:12Let's help her out, then.
00:31:13Schoolgirl skinny dips during class.
00:31:15That's so going viral.
00:31:21Holy shit.
00:31:23What are these?
00:31:25Double Ds?
00:31:26Oh, I think I just saw one of her nips.
00:31:29What should I do?
00:31:33Oh, yeah.
00:31:34I'm going to give it to her.
00:31:35They won't see me if I'm underwater.
00:31:43God, she's so pathetic.
00:31:45Oh, Abigail, ready or not, here I come.
00:31:51Stay away from her, you son of a bitch.
00:31:52Sorry.
00:32:00What the fuck?
00:32:04Oh.
00:32:07Oh.
00:32:08Oh.
00:32:18Oh.
00:32:19Oh.
00:32:20Oh.
00:32:20Oh.
00:32:21Oh.
00:32:22Oh, oh.
00:32:22Oh.
00:32:43Everyone, turn around now!
00:32:52You're safe.
00:32:57Again?
00:32:59Wait, Chris, don't get me wrong, I really didn't know it was hers, I just wanted to help.
00:33:05You and you, you touch her again, I'll make sure you regret it.
00:33:29I think there's something wrong with me, no one's ever made me feel like this before,
00:33:33but she's my sister, god, I'm such a sick freak.
00:33:41He saved me, again, no one's ever cared about me like that.
00:33:45Does Chris like me, even just a little?
00:33:50I need to see him, I need to think him properly.
00:33:58Hey Oscar, what's up dude?
00:33:59I wanted to ask, are you and Abigail like, a thing?
00:34:05Great, now everyone's catching on.
00:34:08Look bro, I know you, and you don't get involved in other people's shit like this.
00:34:12Not ever.
00:34:14Abigail's my sister, dude.
00:34:16You happy now?
00:34:17For real?
00:34:18Nice.
00:34:19I was worried you had a crush on her or something.
00:34:22Abigail's totally my type, man.
00:34:24She's super cute, she has an insane body.
00:34:27She's not fake like those other girls.
00:34:29Bro, you're trippin'.
00:34:31Abigail, she's got a shitty personality and her body's mid as fuck.
00:34:34She's got a flat chest, flat ass, scrawny chicken legs.
00:34:38Dude, you can do better than her.
00:34:42Abigail, what were you thinking?
00:34:43Abigail, what were you thinking?
00:34:44He only helped you because you're like a sister to him.
00:34:50I was holding back, but now that I know she's just your sister, I'm totally gonna go for her, man.
00:34:56Well, good luck with that, man.
00:34:58Alright, see you later.
00:34:59See ya.
00:35:12Dude, what the hell are you doing here?
00:35:15I'm here to see Abigail.
00:35:17No, no, no, no.
00:35:18Dude, you can't just show up to someone's house uninvited.
00:35:21Get out.
00:35:24Get out.
00:35:27Get out, dude.
00:35:30Hey.
00:35:37What are you guys doing?
00:35:44Uh, Abigail.
00:35:48Want to go to the movies?
00:35:49Just me and you?
00:35:54No, Abigail.
00:35:56Don't go.
00:36:02Bro, you're tripping.
00:36:04Abigail, she's got a shitty personality and her body's mid as fuck.
00:36:08Oh, Chris Lawrence.
00:36:10Just watch.
00:36:11I'm way more charming than you think.
00:36:13Sounds fun.
00:36:14I'm down.
00:36:15Just...
00:36:18Just give me some time to get ready.
00:36:20Take all the time you need.
00:36:31Abigail.
00:36:32Abigail.
00:36:32What are you doing in here?
00:36:33I have to change.
00:36:34Get out.
00:36:35You can't go on a date with Oscar.
00:36:37Why not?
00:36:44Because...
00:36:46Because Oscar is too good for you.
00:36:48Are you serious?
00:36:50Are you serious?
00:36:50You were unreal.
00:36:51You came in here just to tell me that I'm not good enough for your friend.
00:36:54Get out.
00:36:55I may not have the perfect body, but don't think, not even for a second, that I'm not good enough.
00:37:00Because I am.
00:37:00I know I am.
00:37:01Get out.
00:37:02That's not what I meant.
00:37:03I said get out.
00:37:09Damn it, why did I say that?
00:37:11God, if I don't tell someone my feelings soon, I swear I'm gonna explode.
00:37:15But how the fuck am I supposed to say that I like my baby sister?
00:37:19Shit.
00:37:20I should apologize to her.
00:37:52Okay, where the hell do you think you're going in that shirt?
00:37:55I mean, your tits are literally about to pop out.
00:37:57Okay, get out of my way and stay out of my business.
00:38:00Abigail, look, I'm just trying to look out for you as your older brother.
00:38:03Hey, Oscar is an actual jerk.
00:38:07He's just gonna end up hurting you.
00:38:08You always see the worst in people, Chris.
00:38:11Like with me.
00:38:12I'm just somebody with a shitty personality, mid-body, flat ass, flat chest, and what was it?
00:38:19Oh, yeah, scrawny chicken legs.
00:38:22Oh, and take a good fucking look at these.
00:38:24Cause it's the last time you'll see it, asshole.
00:38:32Fuck!
00:38:50Huh?
00:38:52Fuck!
00:38:53Fuck!
00:38:54Fuck!
00:38:55I'm sorry!
00:38:56Fuck!
00:38:59Fuck!
00:38:59Fuck!
00:39:00Fuck!
00:39:01Fuck!
00:39:02Fuck!
00:39:13Do you like the movie?
00:39:17Do you like the movie?
00:39:36Don't mind him, have some more popcorn.
00:39:59What the fuck?
00:40:00I'm sorry man, my hand slipped.
00:40:05Why did that guy seem so familiar?
00:40:09Geez, I'm a mess.
00:40:12Sorry that asshole cut our date short.
00:40:15That's okay, I still had a nice time.
00:40:25What the hell was she even laughing about?
00:40:27What, she talks to a guy for like two hours and settling their fucking soul mates?
00:40:32Hey, you've got something right there.
00:40:36Did I get it?
00:40:37Uh, no, not quite.
00:40:39Hold on.
00:40:54No, no, no, no, no, this is whack.
00:40:56Look, my sister can date other guys, but not my best friend.
00:41:01I need to go make sure he doesn't hurt her.
00:41:04Yeah.
00:41:12Does she actually like him?
00:41:21Oh, um, thanks.
00:41:28You're really cute.
00:41:53Why?
00:41:54Why would I think of him at a time like this?
00:41:59I, um, I'm just not feeling too good, so I'm gonna head home.
00:42:08You're the first person to ever turn me down, Abigail.
00:42:11That only makes me want you more.
00:42:17Morning, son.
00:42:18Morning.
00:42:19And Chris, make sure your calendar's clear next weekend.
00:42:21We're gonna go visit the graves of Abigail's parents.
00:42:25What did you say?
00:42:26Gross, Chris.
00:42:28Wait, no, no, no.
00:42:29What did you say?
00:42:30You said her parents died?
00:42:31What do you mean?
00:42:32Aren't you her parents?
00:42:33You said she was my sister.
00:42:34Chris, I am not playing these games with you today.
00:42:36No, no, Dad, I'm being serious.
00:42:38Is Abigail my biological sister or not?
00:42:44No, of course not.
00:42:47Abigail is the daughter of my best friend.
00:42:49He and his wife died in the line of duty.
00:42:54Oh, I knew it.
00:42:56God, I knew it.
00:42:57I'm not a freak.
00:43:02Well, I don't know about that.
00:43:05Then the story starts to wrap up.
00:43:06Hiro comes home, a changed person.
00:43:08So who can answer?
00:43:10Well, I don't know about that.
00:43:11What are the three different parts in a play?
00:43:13When he's not talking, he's really not that bad.
00:43:23Is she that obsessed with Oscar?
00:43:26God, as soon as I find out, she's actually not my sister.
00:43:29She falls head over heels for my best bro.
00:43:31Fucking perfect.
00:43:33Abigail, do you know the answer?
00:43:38Abigail, answer the question.
00:43:40I, um, I, I, I, I choose B.
00:43:53My question was what are the different parts in a three-act play?
00:43:58Abigail, I expect you to pay more attention moving forward.
00:44:02Yes, Miss Penna.
00:44:08Still an asshole.
00:44:12What does Abigail have that I don't?
00:44:21Chris, just wait till we get home.
00:44:23I'm telling Dad you're a big fat boy.
00:44:26Oh my God.
00:44:28Evie Everett is back.
00:44:29Isn't she Chris's girlfriend?
00:44:32Chris's girlfriend?
00:44:33Oh, the one in the photo.
00:44:35The one in the locket that he never takes off.
00:44:37Yeah, they're childhood sweethearts.
00:44:39Back then, Chris would follow Evie to her ballet class and back every day.
00:44:44He stuck to her like glue.
00:44:46Then two years ago, Evie got into the Royal Ballet.
00:44:48She's the youngest principal dancer ever.
00:44:50Isn't she awesome?
00:44:53She sounds incredible.
00:45:16Evie's back!
00:45:18Our Queen Bee's back!
00:45:30Oh my God, they're so cute.
00:45:34Aren't they just perfect together?
00:45:36So she's Chris's girlfriend.
00:45:39She's flawless.
00:45:41I've never seen anyone so gorgeous, so graceful.
00:45:45See, that's Evie, the only girl Chris has eyes for.
00:45:48She's everything that you're not.
00:45:51Hey guys!
00:45:53Look what we have here.
00:45:56It's a sweet little love letter.
00:46:01Your teasing drives me mad.
00:46:04You pick on me till I'm sad.
00:46:05But I still want you so bad.
00:46:10You're stubborn, you're annoying, but your smile's my undoing.
00:46:15I think I really like you.
00:46:18You kept me up last night, thinking about that kiss.
00:46:21I'd give you this.
00:46:22I'd give you my first time.
00:46:24And let you show me bliss!
00:46:25Kylie, stop it!
00:46:26Give it back!
00:46:27Kylie, give it back to me!
00:46:29Oh my gosh!
00:46:29Abigail, your kindergarten love poems are so cute!
00:46:32No wonder you're still a virgin.
00:46:34Go on.
00:46:34Tell us.
00:46:35Who exactly are you going to lose it to?
00:46:38Who exactly are you going to give it to?
00:46:41Give it back to me!
00:46:46Kylie!
00:46:46Kylie, cut it out.
00:46:49Wow, Abigail.
00:46:50Didn't know you had it in you.
00:46:52Miss Goody Two Shoes over here has been two-timing Oscar and Chris.
00:46:57No, no, it's not what you think.
00:46:59Don't be shy, girl.
00:47:00Share with the class.
00:47:04Who is that letter for?
00:47:06Oscar or Chris?
00:47:11Is Abigail's love letter?
00:47:13For me?
00:47:16The letter is...
00:47:17Speak up!
00:47:18Oh my god, was I right?
00:47:20You've liked Chris all along, haven't you?
00:47:23Tell everyone.
00:47:24Tell Oscar.
00:47:26Who's Chris to you?
00:47:33I'm the one who...
00:47:34Chris is my brother!
00:47:46And this letter is for Oscar.
00:47:51Really?
00:47:53Because I've already got it bad for you, Abigail.
00:48:00Fuck!
00:48:01I'm supposed to be saying that.
00:48:08I have no competition to someone as pretty and cool as Evie.
00:48:13Plus, Chris only thinks of me as his baby sister.
00:48:20I wanna go home.
00:48:21I wanna go home.
00:48:22It's okay.
00:48:23I'll get you home.
00:48:26Abigail, your first love died before it even had a chance.
00:48:37Hey, Abigail.
00:48:38You said you wrote that love letter for me.
00:48:41Is it true?
00:48:43I...
00:48:43Abigail, you don't have to be shy.
00:48:45I'll say it again.
00:48:47I like you.
00:48:50I just need you to say it.
00:48:53Do you like me too?
00:48:57I...
00:48:58I...
00:49:06My brother.
00:49:07He...
00:49:07He doesn't have an umbrella.
00:49:08So I...
00:49:09I should probably go home.
00:49:11It's raining cats and dogs out here.
00:49:12Get home safe, okay?
00:49:24Are you crazy?
00:49:25It's storming out here.
00:49:26Why are you just standing under the pouring rain?
00:49:28The rain didn't stop you from...
00:49:30Floating with Oscar.
00:49:32He was just walking me home, okay?
00:49:33That's all.
00:49:34That's all?
00:49:35Please.
00:49:36Everyone knows you guys like each other.
00:49:38I mean, didn't you write him those love poems?
00:49:41Aren't you obsessed with him?
00:49:43Why are you being so difficult?
00:49:44Look, let's just go inside and we can talk about it, okay?
00:49:47We can go inside.
00:49:49If you agree to my third rule.
00:49:51What?
00:49:52Rule number one.
00:49:54In public, we're complete strangers.
00:49:56I can't have anyone know when we live under the same roof.
00:49:59No way.
00:49:59Okay, easy peasy.
00:50:01Rule number two.
00:50:02You stay at least three feet away from me at all times.
00:50:08Rule number three.
00:50:10No more Oscar.
00:50:11You're mine.
00:50:24That was my first kiss.
00:50:27Well...
00:50:32Tactically, Nanya.
00:50:33You're first.
00:50:34What do you mean?
00:50:36Never mind.
00:50:38Abigail...
00:50:39I want you.
00:50:41I want you.
00:51:10Chris, maybe we shouldn't.
00:51:12Your dad's going to be home any minute.
00:51:14No, no, don't worry.
00:51:15He's gone on a fishing trip.
00:51:17He's not going to be back tonight.
00:51:27Oh, Chris, I...
00:51:34Chris, I...
00:51:37I don't know how.
00:51:41It's all right, Abs.
00:51:42You're doing amazing.
00:51:58I want you to feel me.
00:52:09God, he's so hard.
00:52:14Oh, sorry.
00:52:15Did I do something wrong?
00:52:17Did I do something wrong?
00:52:18No, you're doing amazing.
00:52:29Now, let me return the favor.
00:52:33Wait, maybe...
00:52:34Maybe we shouldn't.
00:52:36It's okay.
00:52:37You can trust me.
00:52:40Am I really going to lose my virginity to Chris, my adopted brother?
00:52:54Look at me.
00:53:06Hey, kids, wait till you see what I got.
00:53:10Chris, what the devil are you doing?
00:53:13Dad.
00:53:15Chris, what the devil are you doing?
00:53:18Dad.
00:53:19I'm just, uh...
00:53:20Just exercising.
00:53:22Exercise?
00:53:23God, please tell me you have not been bringing those groupie girls home.
00:53:28Oh, shit.
00:53:29What am I going to do?
00:53:30What?
00:53:31No, no, no.
00:53:32I would never.
00:53:32Dad, come on.
00:53:33You got to believe me.
00:53:34You're my dad.
00:53:34Yeah, I'm your dad, so I know what you're like.
00:53:39What's this?
00:53:44What's this?
00:53:47Uh, it's a napkin.
00:53:49Napkin.
00:53:49A napkin, yeah.
00:53:50I was, um...
00:53:51I was eating dinner.
00:53:52Sorry, Dad, on the couch.
00:53:53I know I'm not supposed to do that.
00:53:55Um, what happened again?
00:53:59Whew.
00:54:00Whew, Dad.
00:54:02I think you smell like fish from the trip.
00:54:03Uh, I think you should...
00:54:04You should go shower.
00:54:05Abigail's going to be home any second here.
00:54:07Really?
00:54:07I stink?
00:54:08Yeah.
00:54:08I don't...
00:54:08I don't smell anything.
00:54:11Yeah.
00:54:12Yeah, all right.
00:54:18I thought my heart was going to explode out of my chest.
00:54:25Look, maybe...
00:54:26Maybe we should just tell him.
00:54:28Isn't that moving a little too fast?
00:54:30I mean, is it?
00:54:31He's your dad, too.
00:54:33And shit, at this point, he likes you, but he likes me.
00:54:35I think he'd be really happy if he found out we were together.
00:54:39Chris, do you actually like me?
00:54:46Chris, do you actually like me?
00:54:49Because a couple hours ago, you were acting like my mortal enemy, and now you want to make
00:54:52it official.
00:54:53So what's with the 180?
00:54:55Abigail, I gotta be honest.
00:54:57Up until recently, I thought...
00:55:00I thought you were my real sister.
00:55:03Like, my blood sister.
00:55:06What?
00:55:07Oh my god!
00:55:09Chris, that is the most stupid thing I have ever heard in my entire life!
00:55:14Oh my god, you are silly.
00:55:15You are so silly!
00:55:17All right, all right.
00:55:18Okay, okay!
00:55:19I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop.
00:55:20Oh!
00:55:23Idiot!
00:55:24A lovable idiot.
00:55:28That's my girl.
00:55:31What you looking at?
00:55:33Ah, nothing.
00:55:35Listen, Chris.
00:55:36I need to keep your playboy ways out of this house.
00:55:40You and Abigail aren't having.
00:55:42What?
00:55:43What are you talking about?
00:55:44Listen, Abigail's father asked me to look after her like she was my own.
00:55:48It was literally his dying wish.
00:55:50As a guardian, I can't let her date a boy like you.
00:55:54What's that supposed to mean?
00:55:55What, I'm not good enough for her?
00:55:57No, you're not.
00:55:58I mean, you get into fights.
00:55:59You sneak into clubs.
00:56:01You were suspended last semester.
00:56:03Abigail's on her way to Harvard.
00:56:04She's out of your league, son.
00:56:22What's wrong?
00:56:23What if someone sees us?
00:56:24What's wrong with that?
00:56:26What, what, am I not, do you not think I'm good enough for you?
00:56:28What?
00:56:28No, of course not.
00:56:29It's just, yesterday I told everyone that we were siblings.
00:56:37You're right.
00:56:38You're right.
00:56:38I'm sorry.
00:56:39I, I shouldn't be so sensitive.
00:56:41I shouldn't be so sensitive.
00:56:50See, Evie, I was right.
00:56:52They're not actually siblings.
00:56:54I mean, you've known Chris for like ever, right?
00:56:57Since when did you have a sister?
00:56:59Maybe they're just like really close.
00:57:01It's honestly refreshing seeing siblings get along so well.
00:57:05Abigail, is it?
00:57:07You think you can steal my man and get away with it?
00:57:11Not a goddamn chance.
00:57:16I guess Chris likes me more than I thought.
00:57:26Oh!
00:57:28My necklace!
00:57:32That locket.
00:57:38Oh, this?
00:57:41Two years ago, right before I left for England, Chris gave me this locket as a promise.
00:57:46Look, it even has a picture of us in it, see?
00:57:51He said they're a matching pair, just like us, and that he would wear it every day, and
00:57:56that I should too, so that way every time I look at it, I'll think of him.
00:58:00He said that way, everyone will know that he's going to love me forever.
00:58:04Love.
00:58:06Love you forever.
00:58:07I know it sounds kind of cheesy saying that about your childhood sweetheart, but I can
00:58:11tell he really means it.
00:58:13And you're his sister, right?
00:58:15You know how he is.
00:58:24Oh, Abigail.
00:58:26You are dumber than I thought.
00:58:28A basic bitch like you could never take Chris away from me.
00:58:34It even has a picture of us in it, see?
00:58:36He would wear it every day, and that I should too, so that way every time I look at it,
00:58:41I'll
00:58:41think of him.
00:58:42No.
00:58:44No, it's fine.
00:58:45Chris wouldn't lie to me like that.
00:58:51Oh my gosh, does that dumb bitch actually think Chris is into her?
00:58:56What a joke.
00:58:57Just wait until she hears the truth.
00:58:59What are you talking about?
00:59:01You think anyone really believes you're Chris's sister?
00:59:04We know exactly what's going on between you and Chris.
00:59:08Want to know what you are to him?
00:59:09You're a bet.
00:59:11A bet?
00:59:18Yep.
00:59:19Ever since you broke his sweetheart locket with Evie, he's hated your guts.
00:59:23You really think he likes you?
00:59:25Chris has been in love with Evie this whole time.
00:59:27Chris bet he'd make you fall in love with him after three months.
00:59:30He said if it worked, he would dump your ass right away.
00:59:35Oh look, you were so desperate he snagged you in just two weeks.
00:59:39Yeah, and Evie doesn't even know about the bet.
00:59:42Chris will seriously do anything for her.
00:59:52Hey.
00:59:54Tell me the truth.
00:59:55Did you make a bet about me?
00:59:57You found out?
01:00:00Listen, listen, I can explain.
01:00:02We thought it'd be funny if I...
01:00:05Answer one more question.
01:00:06This locket.
01:00:08The person you wear that for.
01:00:09Are you going to love them forever and ever?
01:00:11Right?
01:00:12Right?
01:00:13Yeah, but it's...
01:00:15Okay, I've heard enough.
01:00:17I hate you, Chris.
01:00:21Dude, did you tell Abigail about our bet?
01:00:24You know, the one that I'd get into Harvard instead of her?
01:00:27Everybody was wondering why your slacking ass was suddenly wanting to improve your grades.
01:00:32So I told him we have a bet.
01:00:35Look, I'll go apologize to Abigail, alright?
01:00:38That's on me.
01:00:39His friend wants you to help me get settled in.
01:00:42You know, with me being new here and all.
01:00:44I don't know where anything is.
01:00:45Don't worry, Bo.
01:00:46I got this.
01:00:48Plus, Abigail's your sister.
01:00:49She's not going to hold this against you.
01:00:51You're family.
01:00:53That's what family is for.
01:00:59Chris is such an asshole.
01:01:02A total fucking jerk.
01:01:04I'm in love with that jerk.
01:01:06What am I going to do?
01:01:11It was just for shits and gigs.
01:01:14So you knew about it, too?
01:01:16Yeah.
01:01:18Sorry.
01:01:21We shouldn't have done the bet without you knowing.
01:01:24It's not your fault.
01:01:25It's Chris's.
01:01:26You don't have to apologize.
01:01:28It's okay, Abigail.
01:01:30This will be the last time you cry.
01:01:32Ever.
01:01:36Damn.
01:01:37I thought you had this big crush on me.
01:01:39You know, I still have the love letters to prove it, you know?
01:01:42I was just caught off guard.
01:01:46Abigail, will you forgive me?
01:01:48We won't make stupid bets like that anymore.
01:01:50Oscar, I should be the one to apologize.
01:01:54I lied to you.
01:01:56Chris is not my real brother.
01:01:58His father just adopted me last month.
01:02:01That's why we've been living together.
01:02:04I'm sorry.
01:02:05I should have told you.
01:02:06So that's why Abigail is so special to Chris.
01:02:08He's not just spoiling his baby sister.
01:02:11He wants her to be his girl?
01:02:14Wow, that's a surprise.
01:02:19So, um, why tell me now?
01:02:22I'm sorry, Oscar.
01:02:24Thank you for liking me.
01:02:26I just...
01:02:28I have feelings for someone else.
01:02:34Ah.
01:02:36So, for someone else.
01:02:39Well, he hurt you, didn't he?
01:02:42You know...
01:02:44I hear the best way to get over a heartbreak
01:02:47is to find someone new.
01:02:50Abigail, I could be your fake boyfriend.
01:02:53Maybe that'll cheer you up.
01:02:55That wouldn't be fair to you.
01:02:57Who knows?
01:02:58You might even fall for me in the process.
01:03:01I know that's selfish, but...
01:03:03God, I want to give myself one more chin.
01:03:10What the fuck are you doing?
01:03:17What are you doing?
01:03:18Getting all cozy with Oscar like this.
01:03:19Do I just mean nothing to you?
01:03:21Oh, great.
01:03:22It's you.
01:03:22What do you want?
01:03:24Tell me.
01:03:25Who is Oscar to you?
01:03:27Oscar is my crush.
01:03:28He's the guy that I like.
01:03:30I want him to be my boyfriend.
01:03:32What about me?
01:03:33What about us?
01:03:34Bro, Chris, you gotta calm.
01:03:35Dude, fuck off.
01:03:37What are you so pissed off for?
01:03:39Okay, so we messed around.
01:03:41We had some fun.
01:03:42So what?
01:03:43Messing around?
01:03:44That's all that was to you?
01:03:45Yeah, duh.
01:03:47Oscar can actually keep up with me.
01:03:48Do you think I would choose you?
01:03:50A loser who cuts class just to pick fights?
01:03:52Tell me honestly.
01:03:54Do you actually mean that?
01:03:55Of course I do.
01:03:58Chris!
01:04:01Well, Bennett wants us in your office right now.
01:04:04Yves, I was actually just about to go looking for you.
01:04:11Chris, let's go shopping later.
01:04:13I need new ballet slippers, and there's this really cute pair I've been dying to get.
01:04:17Sure.
01:04:18Yeah, whatever you want.
01:04:19I'll get it for you.
01:04:20Let's go.
01:04:24Why am I so sad?
01:04:26Why should I be heartbroken over a stupid liar?
01:04:30So this someone, it's Chris, isn't it?
01:04:33Nope.
01:04:34I absolutely cannot stand him.
01:04:37I mean it.
01:04:38I hate Chris.
01:04:39Yeah, yeah, sure.
01:04:41Got it.
01:04:42Well, how about a fake date with a fake boyfriend?
01:04:45Dinner's on me.
01:04:47You don't mind if I'm using you?
01:04:48Not at all.
01:04:50I kind of like the brush of it.
01:05:00Try this.
01:05:02Sweets for my little sweetheart.
01:05:05Okay.
01:05:11Oh, wow!
01:05:13You guys here on a date?
01:05:15Mind if we join?
01:05:17You're my guest.
01:05:33Oh, wow.
01:05:35She's actually allergic to fish, my man.
01:05:39Aw.
01:05:40You and your sister really are super close.
01:05:47Yeah, my big bro, he loves to spoil me, doesn't he?
01:05:57Let go.
01:05:59What was that?
01:05:59Did you say you wanted some steak?
01:06:02Here.
01:06:03Let's get you some steak.
01:06:08Say ah.
01:06:09Open wide.
01:06:12Here you go.
01:06:14Say ah.
01:06:15Oh, nice.
01:06:18Mmm.
01:06:22I sure do love my steak.
01:06:24Well, let's get you another bite then.
01:06:25Say ah.
01:06:27That's enough, Chris.
01:06:28Aw, Chris has always been so playful, am I right?
01:06:31He used to do stuff like that to me all the time.
01:06:35Honestly, I am so grateful Chris had such a sweet sister keeping him happy while I was gone.
01:06:40I was terrified he would just be sulking around the whole time because of how much he missed me.
01:06:53Are you full?
01:06:54If you're done, let's go home.
01:06:56Hey, man, you take Evie home.
01:06:58I'm going to take my sister.
01:06:59You know what?
01:07:00Actually, I don't think I'm quite ready to call it a night.
01:07:05Oscar, didn't you tell me that you were going to take me to that nightclub?
01:07:07You know, the one that your friend works at?
01:07:10Abigail, if you go to a nightclub, you're going to get in big trouble.
01:07:13So trust me, I'd know.
01:07:15Let's go home.
01:07:19Let's go home.
01:07:20No.
01:07:22I think that you should take Evie on a really sweet date, and I'm going to hang out with Oscar
01:07:26for the night.
01:07:27I said let's go home.
01:07:29Chris, you're scaring Abigail.
01:07:32Come on, Oscar.
01:07:33Let's go.
01:07:37Well, just me at home tonight, Evie.
01:07:39Want to come over?
01:07:40Of course.
01:07:41Of course.
01:07:54Abigail, you were the one who wanted to come.
01:07:56Don't tell me I snuck you in here for you to sit there and sulk.
01:08:00I wonder what Chris and Evie are up to right now.
01:08:03Your boyfriend's right here, and you're talking about another man?
01:08:07You really don't give a shit, do you?
01:08:12Bottoms up.
01:08:13Come on.
01:08:14This is fun.
01:08:16But we do got to bounce soon.
01:08:18The cops show up.
01:08:19We're busted.
01:08:22Fuck.
01:08:23The cops are here.
01:08:24We got to go.
01:08:28Run.
01:08:29Oscar.
01:08:34Wow.
01:08:35I'm finally Chris's passenger princess.
01:08:42How's it taste?
01:08:44Do you want to try?
01:08:48Fuck.
01:08:49Fuck.
01:08:49Fuck.
01:08:50Fuck.
01:08:51Please, what is happening?
01:08:53Get out of the car.
01:08:55Why?
01:08:56I have to go look for Abigail.
01:08:58Chris, I don't get it.
01:08:59You asked me to come over, didn't you?
01:09:02Come on, let's have some fun.
01:09:04Oh, cut the act already.
01:09:06We both know there's nothing between us.
01:09:09And why did you try to make us look like a couple in front of Abigail?
01:09:12I don't know.
01:09:13I was just trying to befriend your sister.
01:09:15She is not my sister.
01:09:21Now get out.
01:09:30And you better start clearing up these rumors about us.
01:09:33I only let you get away with it before because I didn't like anyone, but that's changed now.
01:09:37So it's time for these bullshit games to fucking end.
01:09:40If I hear one more stupid rumor, I'm going to expose the truth in front of everyone.
01:09:49Fuck!
01:09:51Oscar!
01:09:52Two miners right here!
01:09:55Stop right there!
01:09:58Shit.
01:09:59I can't let my mom find out I was at a club.
01:10:01She'll freeze my cart.
01:10:03She'll confiscate my car.
01:10:07Oscar, wait!
01:10:12I'm going to need to see some ID, miss.
01:10:19Abigail!
01:10:26Damn, brat!
01:10:27Come on, let's go.
01:10:28Stop right here!
01:10:32And go, go, go, go.
01:10:34Go!
01:10:34Let it go!
01:10:35Let go!
01:10:38Run, run, run, run, go, go!
01:10:44Let's go.
01:10:45Oh, my God.
01:10:59We must have gone in here.
01:11:01Let's go.
01:11:04Oh, my God.
01:11:06Oh, my God.
01:11:20Why did you show up at the club?
01:11:22I thought you were taking Evie home.
01:11:23Hey, you pushed me away first.
01:11:26You don't get to play the victim now.
01:11:29Damn it, Abs.
01:11:30I just...
01:11:31I can't stay mad at you.
01:11:34Oh, my God.
01:11:35Oh, my God.
01:11:37Oh, my God.
01:11:38Oh, my God.
01:11:38Oh, my God.
01:11:38Oh, my God.
01:11:43It's so cramped in here.
01:11:45Why don't we go somewhere a little more cozy?
01:11:51Oh.
01:11:52Oh, thanks.
01:11:53I'm gonna stop.
01:11:57Okay, wait.
01:11:58So, what about you and Oscar?
01:11:59Didn't you guys just make it official?
01:12:01He's just my fake boyfriend.
01:12:03Wait, wait, what?
01:12:05Sorry, come again?
01:12:06I asked Oscar to be my fake boyfriend.
01:12:09Okay?
01:12:09Happy?
01:12:10Uh, no, actually.
01:12:12Not at all.
01:12:13Explain.
01:12:13Chris, you're committed to loving Evie forever.
01:12:15So, why do you keep playing with me?
01:12:20Loving Evie?
01:12:22When did I ever say that?
01:12:24The locket?
01:12:25The necklace that's for couples.
01:12:27It's supposed to symbolize eternal love or whatever, right?
01:12:31It's proof that you love Evie.
01:12:33This?
01:12:42It's not...
01:12:43It's not Evie?
01:12:44Nope.
01:12:45So, that's...
01:12:46My mom.
01:12:48She's beautiful.
01:12:49So, you're telling me this mess was all because of this necklace?
01:12:53No, that's not it.
01:12:54Because you bet all of your buddies that you could get me to fall for you within three months.
01:12:58So, of course I don't believe that you actually like me.
01:13:00I never said the bet was about making you fall for me.
01:13:03The bet...
01:13:03What?
01:13:04What was it about?
01:13:06It was about us getting into Harvard.
01:13:08I bet Oscar that I would get into Harvard over you.
01:13:12Harvard?
01:13:17Fake dating my best friend to get back at me for something I didn't even do?
01:13:21Now that we both know you've been a bad girl,
01:13:24I think it's time you finally get punished the way you deserve.
01:13:28And what punishment would that be?
01:13:31Chris, what are you doing?
01:13:33Let me down!
01:13:34The more you fight it, the worse it's going to be.
01:13:38What are you doing?
01:13:41Punishing you.
01:13:56Don't do that again.
01:13:59Using another guy to make me jealous, I can't stand it.
01:14:02You're mine, Abs.
01:14:04No one else's.
01:14:06Okay.
01:14:07I'm yours.
01:14:19I'm yours.
01:14:22You're playing with fire.
01:14:25Don't hold back.
01:14:27I can handle anything you give me.
01:14:31I can handle anything.
01:14:45I ain't playing games.
01:14:47I ain't playing games.
01:14:49I ain't playing games.
01:15:03Let's be real, some true love is really just a face
01:15:07Heard it all before, y'all just need a score
01:15:10Don't want it anymore, can't take it no more
01:15:14Love or I adore us, yes and I am sure
01:15:17Because love is war
01:15:20You taste even better than last
01:15:26Be careful, you might get addicted
01:15:35I'll always care for you
01:15:39I can take care of you
01:15:41Just let me show
01:15:48Good morning, princess
01:15:49Good morning
01:15:52Chris, remember you can't sleep in today, you've got to
01:15:55What the hell are you two doing?
01:16:00I-I-I-I told you to stay away from
01:16:03Abigail, didn't I? She is not like you
01:16:05It's my fault, if you want to be mad at someone, be mad at me
01:16:08I'm the one who fell for Chris first
01:16:09You like Chris?
01:16:12Yes, I'm the one who wants to be his girlfriend
01:16:15Really? Him? What do you see in this ruffian?
01:16:19I mean, sure, he inherited my handsome face, but other than that
01:16:22That face is good enough for me
01:16:24I promised your father I would look after you like you were one of my own
01:16:28In a year, you're going to be at Harvard
01:16:29You're going to meet a boy who treats you right
01:16:31And can give you the kind of life you deserve
01:16:33Seriously, Dad?
01:16:34I can give Abigail the life she deserves
01:16:37She's made me change my ways
01:16:38I'm setting goals and I'm working hard to meet that
01:16:40I think I'm going to get into Harvard now
01:16:44I'm going to become someone she's proud to call her boyfriend
01:16:48Jesus Christ, this can't be happening
01:16:49Dad, the only two people I need in my life are you and Chris
01:16:53There are billions of people out there
01:16:55But you two are the ones who took me in and loved me like family
01:16:59Why would I choose some random guy when I can have him?
01:17:02The guy who really loves me for who I am
01:17:06All right, Chris, you've got one year of high school left to round into shape
01:17:09And if you don't get into Harvard, you can forget about dating Abigail
01:17:13God damn, Dad
01:17:15Can't just cut your son a little slack here?
01:17:23So, you fell for me first, huh?
01:17:26That's pretty bold of you crushing on your adopted brother
01:17:31Maybe I fell for you first
01:17:33But you're the one who turned your life around just so we could be together
01:17:36Fine, I guess I'm a little obsessed
01:17:39Now I can't wait to see the look on Dad's face when we go off to Harvard together
01:17:44From high school seniors to senior retirement homes
01:17:47Chris stayed by my side every step of the way
01:17:50We graduated from Harvard
01:17:52Became husband and wife
01:17:54Started a beautiful family together
01:17:56And every single day
01:17:58I fall in love with him all over again
01:18:23And every single day
01:18:23Because our sex-in-law
01:18:25I don't know
01:18:25Now you live out
01:18:25And every single day
01:18:25is In Chi �on
01:18:25Where if you get into counseling
01:18:25Except for the test
01:18:25I don't know
01:18:25Because our sex-in-law
01:18:26Look, we got a huge way
01:18:27a holy day
01:18:28I felt good
01:18:28It always wanted
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