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Nerdy Girl's Hot Chemistry With B
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00:00:01I will cry down to a hollow crown
00:00:04No borrowed prayers, no secret sound
00:00:07Today's the day, Phoebe. Senior year.
00:00:10No more regrets before graduation.
00:00:30With my own frame
00:00:33I stand on my own
00:00:40Sorry, excuse me.
00:00:58Hey, Chase.
00:01:00Who?
00:01:02It's me, Phoebe Phillips.
00:01:05Shoot.
00:01:07Phoebe Phillips.
00:01:09Chase, I...
00:01:16I've been in love with you forever.
00:01:18Since, like, 10th grade.
00:01:20When you won that district contest.
00:01:23I know this is kind of out of nowhere, but...
00:01:26Will you be my boyfriend?
00:01:33Sure, sure.
00:01:36For real?
00:01:41Come here, babe.
00:01:55Surprise, nerd!
00:01:58Clement!
00:02:00Whoa, Clement!
00:02:03Whoa, Clement!
00:02:06Yo!
00:02:09Oh, my God.
00:02:10I just confessed to the school cycle.
00:02:13Watch out.
00:02:14I'm Beau Clement.
00:02:16Juvenile delinquency.
00:02:21Look how I got.
00:02:23Dangerous and violent.
00:02:29I'm in desperate need of anger management classes.
00:02:33In desperate need of anger management classes.
00:02:34Roar!
00:02:34Roar!
00:02:36Roar!
00:02:37Roar!
00:02:40Roar!
00:02:41Roar!
00:02:43Roar!
00:02:49Roar!
00:02:51Roar!
00:02:52Roar!
00:02:53Roar!
00:02:54Roar!
00:02:54Roar!
00:02:55Roar!
00:02:58Capital A for A-hole.
00:03:02Bo Clements made it his mission to torment the nerd.
00:03:06Me!
00:03:07My life....
00:03:08At the Devil's Playgroup.
00:03:11I could've sworn I saw Chase come in here.
00:03:15Shit...
00:03:15I'm sorry, Beau.
00:03:17Wrong guy!
00:03:18Sorry!
00:03:20Hold up...
00:03:20I've been in love with you forever, since, like, 10th grade, when you won that district contest.
00:03:26I know this is kind of out of nowhere, but...
00:03:29Forever?
00:03:30Since 10th grade?
00:03:33Related! Related! Related! Related that right now!
00:03:38What? What? What?
00:03:42Huh?
00:04:12What did you think was going to happen, girlfriend?
00:04:18Damn it!
00:04:20I'm not your girlfriend!
00:04:22I thought you were one of the smart ones.
00:04:24Chemistry genius or something?
00:04:26I didn't realize you flunked out of basic observation.
00:04:29This is the wrong hypothesis with the wrong guy.
00:04:33For the record, even if every guy on Earth dropped dead tomorrow, I still wouldn't date you.
00:04:38Oh, relax, nerd.
00:04:39Even if every other girl on Earth died right now, I'd still rather swing the other way than get with
00:04:44you.
00:04:47Hey, I bet Chase feels the same, too.
00:04:49I bet he'd rather be my boyfriend than yours.
00:04:53You're such an asshole!
00:04:58No!
00:04:59Ugh!
00:04:59Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
00:05:02Do do you need it?
00:05:06Are you gonna...
00:05:07Are you gonna buy it?
00:05:09Or are you gonna buy it?
00:05:11Ugh!
00:05:13Watch it, four eyes!
00:05:14I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
00:05:27Hey, give those back!
00:05:31What, these?
00:05:46That was a prescription!
00:05:48So is your attitude ugly.
00:05:51Max Maddock, aka Mad Max, and her sister squad of cheer bullies.
00:05:57If Beau's on a mission to toy with nerds, she and her minions are out for blood.
00:06:03Please.
00:06:07Let me go, Max.
00:06:08You really think some guy's gonna touch you?
00:06:12Maybe if he's desperate.
00:06:15Definitely blind.
00:06:17Oh.
00:06:19Sisters, how can we help our little wannabe slut finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:29How can we help our little wannabe slut finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:37S-T-R-I-P.
00:06:39Exactly!
00:06:41R-I-P, nerd.
00:06:42Strip her.
00:06:44No!
00:06:46Stop!
00:06:51Stop!
00:06:52No!
00:07:07No!
00:07:08No!
00:07:09No!
00:07:11No!
00:07:12Wait!
00:07:12No!
00:07:13No!
00:07:14No!
00:07:15No!
00:07:17That's better.
00:07:19Off you go.
00:07:21No!
00:07:24go
00:07:36my nose
00:07:53Oh, look at you.
00:08:20Great.
00:08:21First, I confessed to the wrong guy, and now I'm called a slut when I haven't even kissed
00:08:27anyone yet.
00:08:47Hi, Mom.
00:08:49I'm sorry.
00:08:52I'll do better next time.
00:08:53I promise.
00:08:56I'm sorry.
00:08:57No way.
00:08:58Beau Clement, the biker psycho, is actually a mommy's boy?
00:09:05He's still an asshole, Phoebe.
00:09:07You recorded your most embarrassing moment and humiliated you.
00:09:09I've been in love with you forever.
00:09:11Since, like...
00:09:11Forever?
00:09:13We'll leave it!
00:09:14We'll leave them!
00:09:14I've had enough today.
00:09:16Time for payback.
00:09:19I'm sorry.
00:09:25I'm sorry.
00:09:39I'm sorry.
00:09:41It's like...
00:09:42Really?
00:09:43Really?
00:09:43Because it looks a hell of a lot like you're just recording it.
00:09:50Your call cannot be completed at this time.
00:09:53The number you have dialed is no longer in service.
00:09:55Stay away from me!
00:09:59If me, you're fucking thorn, Phillips.
00:10:22You don't get to be mad.
00:10:23You recorded me first.
00:10:25You stalked me into the boys' locker room.
00:10:28You are bad shit fucking crazy.
00:10:31Well, I wanted you to feel what it's like being recorded as well.
00:10:35Delete it.
00:10:37Now, or I swear...
00:10:39Swear what?
00:10:40You're gonna hit me?
00:10:43Big man, Beau Clement.
00:11:01I don't care.
00:11:22Oh my god.
00:11:31Phoebe.
00:11:33Phoebe!
00:11:35What the fuck?
00:11:56Come on, Smart Mouth, talk to me, come on.
00:12:01Phoebe, Phoebe, Phoebe, please talk to me, stay with me.
00:12:23I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:12:32Jesus, fuck!
00:12:37You scared the shit out of me.
00:12:42What?
00:12:43What did you do?
00:12:46You almost drowned in the pool, idiot.
00:12:49And thank god I knew CPI.
00:12:52You put your lips on me?
00:12:59Have you felt my boobs?
00:13:02Have you felt my boobs?
00:13:08What the fuck?
00:13:11Are you?
00:13:12I felt your what?
00:13:14I was saving you.
00:13:16I would rather die than fill you up, okay?
00:13:19That was my first kiss, you asshole!
00:13:22You consider that a kiss?
00:13:24Consider it charity.
00:13:27And the next time you're recording something, just don't get stuck in the pool, genius.
00:13:37You recorded me first!
00:13:41Asshole.
00:13:50Asshole.
00:13:53Yeah?
00:13:54Huh?
00:13:57Two for one deal.
00:13:59You get saved and kissed by an asshole.
00:14:12Whoa, whoa.
00:14:13What are you taking me for?
00:14:14A perv?
00:14:15Yeah.
00:14:16I'd rather drown than a little perv like you touch me.
00:14:19You probably did it on purpose.
00:14:32Oh shit!
00:14:45Oh shit!
00:14:47I must have left it in the laundry bag again and grabbed it with my sweater this morning.
00:14:53Morning!
00:14:54You?
00:14:57Okay!
00:14:58So this is why you call me a perv.
00:15:00Projection, huh?
00:15:01Wait.
00:15:02Does that have a name?
00:15:03Wait, wait, wait, don't tell me.
00:15:04Let me guess.
00:15:05Chase.
00:15:06Oh my god.
00:15:08Shut up!
00:15:09Give it back!
00:15:10Uh-uh.
00:15:12So much for Miss I've never been kissed before.
00:15:15If I was Chase, I'd be flattered to be some nerdy virgin's ultimate wet dream.
00:15:27What?
00:15:30What?
00:15:32What?
00:15:36What?
00:15:38What?
00:15:40Not you.
00:15:42Why not?
00:16:01Because I will show everyone this.
00:16:12what happens if i post this and caption it go clement cry baby mommy's boy you you tell on me
00:16:20i post this we both go down together it's in the cloud nothing you can do about it
00:16:30you're pushing it
00:16:39what are you gonna do
00:16:43what are you gonna do
00:16:50hey hey eyes up here
00:16:56you delete that
00:17:00i don't tell on you okay
00:17:03and i'll throw in any favor okay since i saved you with my hands and my mouth without your consent
00:17:11how's that for you
00:17:15you're not taking me for a joke are you what kind of person do you think i am
00:17:23someone who bullies me for fun someone who threatens me every chance they get
00:17:30finally you get a taste of your own poison
00:17:35how's that for a change
00:17:39well maybe you should learn to tell the difference on i'm actually being nice
00:17:43take it for a job
00:17:48okay
00:17:51make me popular for chase that's the favor
00:17:56i'm sorry what you want me to what that that is not a favor that is that is a miracle
00:18:02okay
00:18:03oh my god
00:18:05natural curls
00:18:07big glasses on the daily
00:18:09body
00:18:10not exactly a fault
00:18:13oh my god
00:18:15that's mean
00:18:17chase thompson huh
00:18:19golden boy
00:18:21captain of the swim team
00:18:22what do cliches turn you on
00:18:28you know you can do better
00:18:29especially considering how horny you actually are
00:18:34what do you want me to do
00:18:40shut the hell up
00:18:50take it or leave it
00:18:51i'm done being nice to you
00:18:52you know i'd bet myself never getting laid for the rest of my life that chase would never fall for
00:18:58a girl like you
00:18:59okay
00:19:03i do like a challenge
00:19:05and getting a nerd like you
00:19:08to become someone that chase couldn't resist
00:19:11that sounds like fun
00:19:15you delete the video
00:19:16i make you irresistible
00:19:19deal
00:19:26deal
00:19:37deal
00:19:38deal
00:19:38deal
00:19:39deal
00:19:41deal
00:19:41deal
00:19:43deal
00:19:43deal
00:19:45deal
00:19:47deal
00:19:49deal
00:19:49deal
00:19:51deal
00:21:47No, Phoebe Phillips, you like Chase, Prince Charming on a white horse, not assholes on stupid
00:21:53face.
00:22:12Oh, jeez.
00:22:17I'm sorry.
00:22:17I'm sorry.
00:22:18I'm sorry.
00:22:18I'm sorry.
00:22:26Chase.
00:22:28Phoebe, right?
00:22:29Hey, um, you gonna come to Mr. Eldridge's function this weekend?
00:22:32You know, he does it every year.
00:22:33You know, he does it every year.
00:22:33It would be cool.
00:22:34Yes.
00:22:35Yes, of course.
00:22:37You'll be there, so I'll be there.
00:22:39I mean, yes, I'm going.
00:22:43Great.
00:22:44I'll see you then.
00:22:52I'll see you then.
00:22:53See you then.
00:22:53Oh, no.
00:22:54How am I supposed to show up to a ball looking like this?
00:23:00Shit.
00:23:01Yikes.
00:23:03Look at you.
00:23:05Total train wreck.
00:23:10Bo, you have to help me.
00:23:13How am I supposed to face Chase at the Eldridge function looking exactly like a train wreck?
00:23:21Fine.
00:23:23Fine.
00:23:24Looks like I'm cursed.
00:23:25Stuck with a desperate girlfriend because of some stupid deal.
00:23:29Hey.
00:23:31What are you doing?
00:23:33Put me down.
00:23:34Oh, shut up.
00:23:35Makeover starts now.
00:23:44I'm gonna love this!
00:23:46I'm gu hahaha.
00:23:52I'm refuse to live.
00:23:56I'll never see you then.
00:24:05You're a beast of a Seoul, you always isn't free, so you are also an enemy wife from King doctions.
00:24:05It's cute.
00:24:05Why?
00:24:05It's cute.
00:24:11I'm really getting quella android, so you got to come to meet you.
00:24:11I'm long before I get to come.
00:24:11All afternoon when you're ready and you're ready.
00:24:12I'm flying out.
00:24:12Oh, really?
00:24:12I'm flying out.
00:24:12Orthodox cat.
00:24:13Is he about to say I'm beautiful without my glasses?
00:24:17Is this one of those moments?
00:24:22Is this one of those moments?
00:24:30No.
00:24:31The movie's lied.
00:24:33You look the same, unfortunately.
00:24:36Clichés are no miracles.
00:24:38What the fuck?
00:24:49Her eyes really are stunning.
00:25:10Bo, can you come in, please?
00:25:13I need help tying my dress.
00:25:25Here?
00:25:27Yeah.
00:25:30The outage thing.
00:25:32You're going too, right?
00:25:34Yes.
00:25:37Please, I'll be so nervous alone.
00:25:41Short.
00:25:43Yes!
00:25:45Great.
00:25:46Now leave.
00:25:47I'm finishing up.
00:25:48Right.
00:25:48Go, go, go.
00:25:49Go.
00:25:58Bro, you're still there?
00:26:12I'll be there.
00:26:12Oh, well, I'll be there.
00:26:16Now, don't you say I was...
00:26:33Bro, you actually showed up.
00:26:34Thought you hated fancy and pretty.
00:26:36Still do.
00:27:00Shit.
00:27:01Can't say hey pretty.
00:27:05Whoa.
00:27:08Is that the chemistry class nerd?
00:27:10That cannot be Phoebe Phillips.
00:27:13Shut the front door.
00:27:14No effing way.
00:27:20Breathe.
00:27:21Don't faint.
00:27:22Don't throw up.
00:27:23Don't trip.
00:27:24Please don't trip.
00:27:26Hey, you made it.
00:27:30You look...
00:27:34Unbelievable.
00:27:35You too.
00:27:36You always do.
00:27:37I mean, how could you not?
00:27:38Hair, face, suit, the teeth, all of it.
00:27:43Good job.
00:27:44Good job.
00:27:45Relax, Phoebs.
00:27:47You know this isn't a quiz, right?
00:27:49Phoebs.
00:27:50Ooh, now I sound like a cool kid.
00:27:53I wish it were as easy as a quiz.
00:27:55So no one would drown in my cringe.
00:27:57But then, you know I'd resuscitate you.
00:28:00Because that's the perks of being a Swim Team Captain.
00:28:02I'm life saving certified.
00:28:14Oh my god, Phoebs.
00:28:17I always found you hot, but this fancy suit look is another level.
00:28:21I find you just the same.
00:28:30What's the actual fuck?
00:28:40Well, well.
00:28:42St. Vincent High's resident bookworm finally grew legs.
00:28:46Good job.
00:28:48I guess I missed the makeover of the century.
00:28:51I always knew you were a little attention whore.
00:28:53Max, stop!
00:28:55It's okay, Chase.
00:28:56Leave me alone, Max.
00:28:58Don't populate girls like you have better things to do.
00:29:00Why are you wasting your energy on little old meat?
00:29:05Do you want me to give you another makeover right now?
00:29:08Like I did before?
00:29:17No!
00:29:23You know, whoever polished you up didn't do a bad job.
00:29:26I mean, they didn't fix how you walk and you quack.
00:29:30You know, an ugly duck in a pretty dress is what?
00:29:33A duck?
00:29:34Is that the best you can do?
00:29:36I was going to say, still ugly as fuck.
00:29:39Oh, bird!
00:29:40Did you just knock it off, Max?
00:29:41Shut the fuck up, Chase!
00:29:45Tell me, Phillips.
00:29:46When this is over and the lights come back on,
00:29:49are you going to go crawling back to your usual corner?
00:29:53You know, I've known a lot of wannabe sluts just like you.
00:29:57And as long as you keep putting out,
00:30:00some guy will eventually notice you.
00:30:02Oh, shit!
00:30:06I'm just trying to remind you of where you belong.
00:30:10The bottom of the food chain, bitch.
00:30:14You're right.
00:30:15I do need a reminder.
00:30:19I do need a reminder.
00:30:21And I'll make sure everyone else here gets one, too.
00:30:26Enlighten me, please.
00:30:28You make everyone feel like trash just so you can feel tall.
00:30:31How cliche, Max.
00:30:32What, you think you're Regina George or something?
00:30:34More plastic, much less iconic.
00:30:37And something nastier than a bus is going to hit you very soon.
00:30:42Eldridge winter function serving me, girl.
00:30:45All right, get her ass.
00:30:47Maybe.
00:30:49After you're hit with these hands.
00:30:51But it's okay.
00:30:53You can have your five minutes of fame.
00:30:55Here's some charity.
00:30:57Go ahead and recite another one of your periodic table insults
00:31:00like I give a fuck.
00:31:02Seriously.
00:31:03Yeah, I'm a nerd.
00:31:05I love chemistry.
00:31:06And I hid behind my glasses and books
00:31:08thinking bullies like you would stop
00:31:10once you grew up and got smarter.
00:31:15Wishful thinking.
00:31:17Pathetic?
00:31:18I know.
00:31:19But I'd still rather be that girl
00:31:20than some bitchy teen who peaked at 16.
00:31:24Wow.
00:31:25Good job.
00:31:26Who will call selling her feet pics at 28?
00:31:29Her career eventually.
00:31:31Holy shit.
00:31:34Okay, what the fuck did you just say to me?
00:31:36Seriously.
00:31:37Okay, are you done?
00:31:38Okay, why don't you relax and just go take a hike?
00:31:40And leave her alone.
00:31:42For once.
00:31:43Oh, God.
00:31:44I'm gonna pass out
00:31:45in front of everyone
00:31:46on the best night of my life.
00:31:51This isn't over.
00:31:53Have a good night.
00:31:59I came here to impress a boy.
00:32:02But I might leave having impressed myself.
00:32:17Okay, so like I said,
00:32:19if someone sees us,
00:32:20code word...
00:32:22Word...
00:32:23Oh, jeez.
00:32:24Oh, my God.
00:32:26I'm gonna throw up.
00:32:27Max doesn't used to be nuclear.
00:32:29I think bum for the...
00:32:31I'll go verge.
00:32:34Okay.
00:32:35Okay.
00:32:36Perfect.
00:32:38Now, let it set for now.
00:32:44Oh, great.
00:32:47Teenage terrorism.
00:32:55Man.
00:32:57You know, Mr. Eldridge is so generous.
00:33:01Hosting us high schoolers
00:33:02in this mansion of his every year.
00:33:04Now, St. Vincent is lucky
00:33:06to have his name on our school board.
00:33:08And Mrs. Eldridge gave me a special grant
00:33:10for my little lab research.
00:33:12I kind of don't want to embarrass myself
00:33:14in front of her tonight.
00:33:23Ooh!
00:33:27You want some?
00:33:28And a toast
00:33:30for the courage to not embarrass ourselves.
00:33:37Slow.
00:33:40Slow.
00:33:41Yeah, sure.
00:33:44Courage.
00:33:46Love courage.
00:33:48You can do this, Phoebe.
00:33:50Don't be lying.
00:33:51It's just like Kool-Aid.
00:33:53There you go.
00:34:00Whoa.
00:34:02Whoa.
00:34:03Easy there.
00:34:04Ew!
00:34:05You okay, Phoebs?
00:34:06Is this legal?
00:34:09Not exactly.
00:34:10Exactly.
00:34:18You?
00:34:19Come with me.
00:34:21How do you want, Clement?
00:34:22Move.
00:34:23Or you can find out.
00:34:25Stop it.
00:34:26Both of you.
00:34:27This is a ball,
00:34:28not a box thing.
00:34:38No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:34:40Shit.
00:34:41My giraffe.
00:34:43Are you fucking kidding me?
00:34:48That's a vein, buddy.
00:34:49Not funny.
00:34:51Dad.
00:34:53You happy now?
00:34:54My night's ruined.
00:35:15I need a minute.
00:35:19Hey.
00:35:19She doesn't need your sorry ass right now.
00:35:23I'm not fucking asking.
00:35:35That idiot.
00:35:37Dumbass.
00:35:38Asshole!
00:35:44I'm so stupid.
00:35:47Come on.
00:35:49Get out.
00:35:57Why are you here?
00:35:59Get out.
00:36:01I need clean up, too.
00:36:06This is a bathroom,
00:36:07not your private princess chamber.
00:36:13Lee, get out!
00:36:15I'm not leaving.
00:36:16So calm down.
00:36:20Fine.
00:36:21Then enjoy the show.
00:36:26What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:36:29What the hell does it look like?
00:36:30You wouldn't leave.
00:36:32So be my guest.
00:36:37Be my guest, too.
00:36:40What are you doing?
00:36:41Oh, didn't see that.
00:36:44I was here first.
00:36:46Get your own room.
00:36:47Yeah, well, I like this one.
00:36:52Well, you're a perv who felt me up.
00:36:56At least I'm not dumb and naive enough
00:36:58to drown in a pool fishing for a kiss.
00:37:02You arrogant, conceited walking to Saucerum Stain.
00:37:07That's all you think about, isn't it?
00:37:09How you kissed me, touched me.
00:37:13I bet a perv like you touches himself to sleep at night
00:37:16thinking about that.
00:37:19I've seen everything there is to see.
00:37:21And for your information, there's not much to look at.
00:37:25So don't worry, baby girl.
00:37:28I'm not getting excited.
00:37:30And this ain't gonna happen,
00:37:32even if you were on your knees begging for it.
00:37:36Oh, really?
00:37:37Mm-hmm.
00:38:06You think you're a little straight.
00:38:07You think your tease is gonna undo me?
00:38:09That's very cute.
00:38:11Very virgin of you.
00:38:30I dare you to touch me.
00:38:33Unless you're too chicken shit, even to pay back.
00:39:02I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:04I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:06I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:09I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:13I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:19Try me.
00:39:20Follow me.
00:39:21I've got something special planned for you.
00:39:27Follow me.
00:39:29I've got something special planned for you.
00:39:32That's Mrs. Aldridge's voice.
00:39:34Shh.
00:39:35Come on.
00:39:36Come on.
00:39:43My husband's talking to the St. Vincent principal.
00:39:48We have 20 minutes.
00:39:53You're mine now.
00:39:59Don't touch me.
00:40:01Oh.
00:40:08Saw her in the bedroom.
00:40:10Yeah.
00:40:11Makes sense.
00:40:18Yes, baby.
00:40:20Right there.
00:40:23Are they?
00:40:25Are they seriously?
00:40:37Did you, uh...
00:40:44I don't think I can face Mrs. Aldridge anymore.
00:40:46The woman that gave me my lab grant?
00:40:48Her mom's gonna haunt me like nightmares.
00:41:07Stay still, Phoebe.
00:41:09I beg you.
00:41:16You said you weren't gonna get excited.
00:41:19But I've been feeling you the moment you both meet in here.
00:41:26Liar.
00:41:28Hurt.
00:41:30Loser.
00:41:34You naughty, naughty boy.
00:41:53No, no, Phoebe.
00:41:56Why not?
00:41:58You're not yourself.
00:42:00You're drunk.
00:42:01No, I'm not.
00:42:04Okay, maybe I'll.
00:42:08Hold on.
00:42:09Hold on.
00:42:12What are you doing?
00:42:14I'm getting us out of here.
00:42:16Now put your arms around my neck.
00:42:24Do it, Mary.
00:42:25Hurry up.
00:42:30Would you rather stay here and listen to a real-life porno?
00:42:33What is your lab grant?
00:42:34Hmm.
00:42:36Hmm.
00:42:38So grab me, and let the bad boy do his thing.
00:42:44Sure.
00:42:47There we go.
00:42:50Oh, God.
00:42:52Oh.
00:42:53Ah!
00:42:55Ah!
00:42:55What?
00:42:56Who are you?
00:42:57How long have you been?
00:42:59Ma'am?
00:43:00You should let your husband know that these laws are too big.
00:43:14Oh, I didn't get to say thank you for not taking me.
00:43:17Just don't.
00:43:18Just don't.
00:43:20Just don't, baby.
00:43:24Phoebe!
00:43:25Hey.
00:43:26I've been looking all over for you.
00:43:31Are you okay?
00:43:34Come on, Phoebs.
00:43:35Let's go.
00:43:36Come here.
00:43:37Come on.
00:43:46Oh.
00:43:48Okay.
00:43:50On three, we drench the ugly duckling.
00:43:53This will go viral.
00:43:57Let's go see what trash he's dancing with.
00:44:01Oh, hell no.
00:44:21Oh, my God.
00:44:23What is that?
00:44:25It smells like a public restroom blew up.
00:44:28Oh, my God.
00:44:30It's fashion week horture.
00:44:32Get it off me.
00:44:36Fun chemistry fact.
00:44:38The stench, that's ammonia.
00:44:40Meaning, you're sexually covered in piss feeling.
00:44:45Pissing Max.
00:44:46Mad stinky Max.
00:44:56Oh, my God, Bo.
00:44:58Oh, that's like kind of nice!
00:45:20Hey, Thebes. Need a ride home?
00:45:24Um...
00:45:31Yeah, sure.
00:45:41Dude, you know it's first come, first serve.
00:45:53Papa, I'll take you home.
00:45:57Oh my god!
00:45:59You were waiting for me!
00:46:01That's so sweet!
00:46:02I have no idea what they had!
00:46:04Ice.
00:46:05I got the lunch, and then a shower, and then it was cold, and then it was a cold shower,
00:46:11and I was like, I've never taken a cold shower in my life!
00:46:13And I was like, do we have one?
00:46:14Just drive.
00:46:23That was fog! There's a function!
00:46:28I was the one who tripped Lana.
00:46:30You stink!
00:46:34Wait, that was you?!
00:46:38What the fuck is this day?!
00:46:42Oh, fuck! They're both gonna pay for this!
00:46:45And I was like, I'm gonna hang this up!
00:47:01I'm gonna hang this up!
00:47:14Really? You know, because apparently half the school's obsessed with you now.
00:47:20I mean, I really can't blame them.
00:47:25Hey, um, you actually figure out the class?
00:47:29Yeah.
00:47:30The team's got the pool to ourselves.
00:47:32You should swing by.
00:47:34Wear a swimsuit.
00:47:36Some Q.
00:47:41Yeah, sure. I'll be there.
00:47:44Woo-hoo.
00:47:48Woo-hoo.
00:47:50Woo-hoo.
00:47:51Woo-hoo.
00:47:52Woo-hoo.
00:47:55Woo-hoo.
00:47:56Go on, please.
00:47:58Jump in!
00:47:59Okay! Okay, fine.
00:48:01I-I just... I can't swim.
00:48:05I almost drowned the last time I was in.
00:48:10You're in good hands.
00:48:12You get who I am?
00:48:14Uh-huh.
00:48:16Uh-huh.
00:48:17Uh-huh.
00:48:19Uh-huh.
00:48:22Uh-huh.
00:48:22Uh-huh.
00:48:24Captain Thompson.
00:48:26You want to show everybody in the school that you're actually fast?
00:48:29There's faster running your mouth.
00:48:35You want to race me?
00:48:38You know, I'm always down to humbling the underachieving.
00:48:43Phoebe, want a time for us?
00:48:47Um...
00:48:49Um...
00:48:50Show not to cry when you eat my wake.
00:49:04Start!
00:49:04Uh-huh.
00:49:08Oh-huh!
00:49:08Uh-huh.
00:49:11What are you doing?
00:49:13We're doing so well.
00:49:16We're doing so well.
00:49:16And this could be our little secret.
00:49:20So good, but no one's gonna hear it.
00:49:26We're doing so well.
00:49:29We're doing so well.
00:49:31I know I can't wait to keep it
00:49:35We're gonna miss cause we are little secret
00:49:43We are little secret
00:49:47Bye
00:49:55Yo
00:49:56Yo
00:49:59I want Phoebe, you saw her?
00:50:03Wow, Clement. You won. That's good for you. The real winner is the guy against the girl.
00:50:21You were amazing, Chase.
00:50:25Yo, Chase.
00:50:26Good race, good race, man. You crushed it.
00:50:27Thanks, brother.
00:50:29See boys tomorrow.
00:50:29You do early. Early.
00:50:45You done sulking yet, Michael Phelps?
00:50:49I can still see the steam coming off of you.
00:50:52Or are you just that petty?
00:50:58The loser got the towel as a consolation prize.
00:51:02Didn't you give one to Max at the winter ball?
00:51:08But the winner gets anything they ask for.
00:51:22Anything.
00:51:30Since the winner is too proud to claim his prize, I guess just forget about it.
00:51:49Well then, I'm claiming it now.
00:51:55What do you want?
00:52:00You...
00:52:02You...
00:52:03You...
00:52:06Are gonna...
00:52:08You...
00:52:09Are gonna...
00:52:12You...
00:52:13Are gonna...
00:52:15Tutor me.
00:52:19That's it?
00:52:21Right.
00:52:23Disappointed?
00:52:26Fine.
00:52:27You want tutoring?
00:52:29You'll get tutoring.
00:52:31Go sit.
00:52:50If we're doing this, we're doing this my way.
00:52:53I'm one of those...
00:52:54I'm one of those...
00:52:56All I'm nothing type of nerds.
00:52:59It's...
00:53:00It's not a thing.
00:53:02Well...
00:53:03I made it a thing.
00:53:08Are you scared of a little chemistry such, Clement?
00:53:13You think we have chemistry?
00:53:16Miss Phillips.
00:53:17Miss Phillips.
00:53:26Your skirt is doing a little, uh...
00:53:29Chantel.
00:53:32Remind me what subject this was, again?
00:53:49Let's try this one.
00:53:52Too hardcore.
00:53:53No clothes.
00:53:54That's okay.
00:53:55That's why I'm here to help.
00:53:57So, it starts like this.
00:53:59The drugstore sells a solution of 3% hydrogen peroxide by volume.
00:54:05In a 150 million dollar quantity of a solution,
00:54:08there are how many million dollars
00:54:10that goes to a...
00:54:11Okay.
00:54:12And...
00:54:12So, the concept is...
00:54:15How?
00:54:16Is it on?
00:54:17And the answer is...
00:54:27Are you sure you've got a study, Clement?
00:54:32You know, I think I could teach you something in exchange if you behave.
00:54:45I take my teaching very seriously.
00:54:50If you don't behave, I'm gonna rock you with this.
00:54:54So sit.
00:54:55Date.
00:54:56Three, thanks to Timor.
00:55:11I don't mind getting rough, Phillips.
00:55:15But I am not some stray that you can tease, and train.
00:55:19Okay.
00:55:21By the way, I always come out of time.
00:55:37Fine.
00:55:52Doing okay, Mr. Clement?
00:55:57Now he's playing hard to guess.
00:56:12Now, now, be a good girl.
00:56:39You want to find out what I do to a brat?
00:56:42Hmm?
00:56:54Are you all bark? Or do you also bite?
00:57:04A bad boy. Lace.
00:57:07Lace.
00:57:09And he always bites.
00:57:16But I'm trying to be good.
00:57:19Once in my life.
00:57:22Miss Phillips.
00:57:26Just remember, next time I'm not gonna hold back.
00:57:32I'll hold back.
00:57:35Oh.
00:57:36Oh.
00:57:49Oh.
00:57:51Oh.
00:57:52Oh.
00:57:53Oh.
00:57:54Oh.
00:59:30Got you.
00:59:40Sneaky, huh?
00:59:42Trying to ambush me while I'm sleeping?
00:59:48Finish my assignment.
00:59:50If I get a good grade, I get a reward from you.
00:59:56What do you want?
00:59:59You got the makeover.
01:00:01I want another session with you.
01:00:05But, you know, maybe next time we could skip chemistry and go straight to, uh, make out.
01:00:19Nice try.
01:00:21But you're not getting these.
01:00:25Mm-hmm.
01:00:28What if I get an A?
01:00:30Let an asshole get A waiting for once.
01:00:39Bring your A game, then.
01:00:45These fucking two!
01:00:50Phoebe Phillips, you think that you're on top just because you pussy-trapped the school bad boy?
01:01:01Lana?
01:01:02Yeah, bitch.
01:01:03It's urgent.
01:01:05Bring the strong shit.
01:01:06The kind that would knock a cow off its feet for the entire day.
01:01:11Yeah.
01:01:11All right, bye.
01:01:17All right, bye.
01:01:19All right, bye.
01:01:41H-I-T for her.
01:01:41S-H-I-T for days.
01:01:45Oh!
01:01:47St. Vincent's little sweet heart is gonna get my sweet masterpiece.
01:01:53Happy Revenge Day, nerd.
01:02:01What's this?
01:02:14what do you think you're doing here medic you're not in his class oh i was just picking
01:02:20something up over to your practice off you trot my class is starting
01:02:27okay absolutely
01:02:32old witch i'll teach you a lesson someday karma's a real nasty one
01:02:41what's this mrs herman um i don't know i just found this on my desk
01:02:50marcelli's reserve truffle assault
01:02:55hey
01:02:58a secret admirer
01:03:02or some delinquent trying to derail your power
01:03:07absolutely inappropriate wait can i just have one
01:03:10no you just stay focused miss phillips
01:03:14you are a top candidate for the rutherford scholarship you do not
01:03:18have time for boys
01:03:20gifts
01:03:22anonymous sweet truth distractions
01:03:33yes
01:03:34teenage woman's room no gpa's in it
01:03:36really
01:03:59well
01:04:02life is like a box of chocolates
01:04:04yes
01:04:05and my pain
01:04:08is to die for
01:04:12anything you do not have time for the rutherford
01:04:12no you do not have time for the rutherford
01:04:18yes
01:04:23no you do not have time for the rutherford
01:04:45Someone in this class clearly cheated on the assignment.
01:04:51The grade they received is not accurate.
01:04:55But I'm willing to give them another chance to confess.
01:04:59So maybe they're still...
01:05:09Still refusing to come forward?
01:05:12Then your score will be voided and you will report to the principal's office.
01:05:17Detention for at least a week.
01:05:19I won't tolerate morally rotten students in my class.
01:05:25Beau Clement, get out of my classroom.
01:05:32What the hell is that supposed to mean?
01:05:35What does it mean?
01:05:36Beau, you are always at the bottom of the class.
01:05:40If you didn't cheat, what else could it be?
01:05:43Where's your proof?
01:05:44Your existence is the proof.
01:05:46The fuck did you just say?
01:05:51Foul language to disrespecting a teacher.
01:05:53This is exactly what I am talking about, Beau.
01:05:57Go to the principal's office now!
01:06:01I didn't cheat!
01:06:02Do you think anyone in this room would believe you?
01:06:05A delinquent like you doesn't belong in a good school like St. Vincent.
01:06:10Just because your family has money, you think you can do whatever you want.
01:06:18Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat!
01:06:29Excuse me.
01:06:31Because...
01:06:36Because I was with him in the classroom the entire day yesterday.
01:06:48I helped him study, but the work was all his.
01:06:52You labeling students like this is wrong!
01:06:54He's not a delinquent!
01:06:57Beau Clement is not an asshole.
01:07:00He's smart!
01:07:00And kind!
01:07:02And...
01:07:06And capital A amazing.
01:07:11My whole life, everyone decided I was a screw-up.
01:07:14But Phoebe, she actually believes in me.
01:07:17She'd even stand up for me.
01:07:20Phoebe Phillips, do you even understand what you're saying?
01:07:26You are one of the smartest students in this school.
01:07:29Do you know what happens when girls get too close to boys like him?
01:07:37A girl like you should know better.
01:07:39Have some soul respect.
01:07:42Mrs. Herman, you are a teacher.
01:07:45You don't walk on water.
01:07:47You're just salty that a student taught me better than you ever could.
01:07:50You don't...
01:07:51You don't know a damn thing about me!
01:07:58Oh.
01:07:59Don't.
01:08:00What else could you be?
01:08:02And now, you have corrupted my best student.
01:08:05Lying for you.
01:08:07Do you know what?
01:08:08I've had enough of both of you.
01:08:10Get out of my classroom.
01:08:12Now both of you!
01:08:13And I am going to reconsider the relevant scholarship too!
01:08:17John!
01:08:24You can punish me for all you want, but leave Phillip out of it.
01:08:28And if you think I am a problem...
01:08:30Walt!
01:08:31Stop!
01:08:31I will show you what your problem looks like if you fucking touch your skull!
01:08:36What are you going to do?
01:08:37I...
01:08:38I will call the police!
01:08:42You stupid assignment!
01:08:44Shit!
01:08:45You stupid Greg!
01:08:47I don't fucking need it!
01:08:53I will call you see him again!
01:09:06Phoebe! Phoebe!
01:09:07Wait!
01:09:09She was being mean and cruel for no reason.
01:09:12But you?
01:09:15God, I hate bullies.
01:09:18So that's it.
01:09:19From now on, we don't owe each other anything anymore.
01:09:24Wait.
01:09:25What do you mean we don't owe each other anything?
01:09:28You and I are nothing alike.
01:09:30You have a talent for breaking every good thing that's ever happened.
01:09:34Nothing alike?
01:09:35Just because I'm not like you?
01:09:37It's someone who will lie, be misunderstood, be blamed, and just take it?
01:09:41You can't too damn much about what other people think about you.
01:09:45And no makeover can change that.
01:09:50You think I ruined your life?
01:09:52Newsflash.
01:09:54Nothing can fix a coward.
01:09:58Then what are you?
01:10:00You're a disaster beyond repair.
01:10:03Ever since I got tangled up with you, my life has just fallen apart.
01:10:07All you know is how to solve problems with your fist.
01:10:10But yeah, maybe I care too much about what people think about me.
01:10:14But you pretending not to cure me at all.
01:10:17That's just how you hide your fear.
01:10:20You break things.
01:10:22And people.
01:10:24And you push them away.
01:10:26Just so you won't break yourself.
01:10:31I am scared.
01:10:32Yeah.
01:10:33I am fragile.
01:10:36And you knew that better than anyone.
01:10:38Not my concern anymore.
01:10:41That's just what we do, isn't it?
01:10:44We just don't tell each other, right?
01:10:45We just play games.
01:10:47Yes, we played ourselves then.
01:11:00I am scared.
01:11:01Yeah.
01:11:02I am fragile.
01:11:04And you knew that better than anyone.
01:11:07Why am I such an asshole?
01:11:09I mean, he's an asshole too, but...
01:11:11Why did I have to talk to him like that?
01:11:14When all he was trying to do was help me when no one else even noticed me.
01:11:22Babes?
01:11:22Hey.
01:11:24Sarah, are you okay?
01:11:26All right, Chase.
01:11:27Sorry, babe.
01:11:28I just need to be alone right now.
01:11:32Mind if I sit here with you?
01:11:36Looks like you can use a swimmer's shoulder.
01:11:38Best to cry on.
01:11:42Glad I can make you smile, Phoebs.
01:11:45Whoever made you cry, you know, that's a real asshole.
01:11:54Ow!
01:12:01I love this place, you know.
01:12:03I usually come here alone, clear my head, do a few laughs, think about stuff.
01:12:09Now it's your place too.
01:12:12You know, I actually used to come here and watch you swim.
01:12:16Yeah, I know.
01:12:17You used to stand up right there.
01:12:21Wait, you knew?
01:12:23Come on, Phoebs.
01:12:24You weren't exactly subtle.
01:12:30I've always used to fall.
01:12:35I actually lived.
01:12:38Then why?
01:12:41Just feel me now.
01:12:45Chase.
01:12:46What?
01:12:47This doesn't feel right.
01:12:50What the hell, Chase?
01:12:53Chase, pop the brakes.
01:12:54That's way too fast.
01:12:57Come on, Phoebs.
01:12:58Drop the air.
01:13:00Don't pretend like you haven't been waiting for me to do this.
01:13:15That's exactly what you wanted, right?
01:13:16Now I'm going to give it to you.
01:13:18No!
01:13:18Stop!
01:13:20Oh, please!
01:13:22Whoa!
01:13:23Whoa!
01:13:24Don't you dare say fucking name in front of me ever again!
01:13:27Let go!
01:13:28Oh, please let me go!
01:13:30Stop!
01:13:36Stop it, Chase!
01:13:38Chase!
01:13:38Chase, please, Chase!
01:13:40Stop!
01:13:40Chase, this isn't you.
01:13:41You're supposed to be the nice guy.
01:13:44The fucking nice guy.
01:13:46No!
01:13:51No!
01:13:53Stop!
01:13:55No!
01:13:57No!
01:13:57What the?
01:14:00She fucking said no!
01:14:05No!
01:14:06No!
01:14:09Are you okay?
01:14:10Oh!
01:14:11I was so scared!
01:14:12I was so scared!
01:14:13Oh!
01:14:16I was so scared!
01:14:16This piece of shit!
01:14:26That's for the pain, asshole!
01:14:29Say it!
01:14:31I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:14:35I'm a rapey asshole!
01:14:39I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:14:43I'm a rapey asshole.
01:14:50I'm an asshole!
01:14:53Asshole!
01:15:07Hey, hey, Phoebe, you don't have to say anything, okay?
01:15:12Just, just breathe with me, all right?
01:15:14Okay, in, out.
01:15:20I thought, I don't know, my brain just broke.
01:15:25I thought he was my friend.
01:15:28Why would he do that to me?
01:15:30I feel so stupid!
01:15:33Phoebe, Phoebe, look at me.
01:15:35Phoebe, you were not stupid.
01:15:37You were terrified, and you fought back.
01:15:40You, you bit him, you pulled away.
01:15:42You did everything you could.
01:15:44What if you hadn't come?
01:15:46I, I, I will never let you out of my sight again.
01:15:50I'm sorry.
01:15:51I'm sorry.
01:15:56You saved me, Pho.
01:15:58You saved me when I was just some nobody, just some nerd.
01:16:03I, I didn't save you.
01:16:04You saved me.
01:16:06And you saved yourself.
01:16:07I, I am just an idiot who's too quick to throw punches.
01:16:17And you're right.
01:16:18And you are not a nerd.
01:16:21You, you, you're the kindest, strongest, prettiest nerd I've ever met.
01:16:28You want to get out of here?
01:16:29Did you score?
01:16:31Yeah.
01:16:32Yeah.
01:16:35You okay?
01:16:42You ready for a ride?
01:16:43Sit tight.
01:16:44Yeah.
01:16:45Yeah.
01:16:47Yeah.
01:16:55So
01:17:09Beauty with Bo
01:17:11infuriating stupid impossible Bo Clement showing up every time I fall apart
01:17:17Should not be crushing
01:17:34I'm absolutely
01:17:51Do you want to have sex?
01:18:02Yes.
01:18:35you got condoms
01:18:38yeah
01:18:39I'm always packing
01:18:41pun intended
01:19:13wait
01:19:18wait
01:19:19um
01:19:22I'm a little nervous
01:19:23so
01:19:25I'm gonna go shower first
01:19:27yeah
01:19:30yeah
01:19:31yeah absolutely
01:19:32no rush
01:19:49this is it baby
01:19:50but only what you've been waiting for your entire life
01:19:52you can do this
01:19:56oh my god
01:19:58you're actually in her room
01:20:00and she's taking a shower
01:20:03oh my god
01:20:08what the hell
01:20:09I'm gonna go
01:20:18go
01:20:19go
01:20:19hang on
01:20:20hang on
01:20:25hi
01:20:26hey there's something important I need to tell you first
01:20:31what is it
01:20:32what is it
01:20:33I need a shower too
01:20:35a shower is all yours
01:20:37stupid
01:20:37going on
01:20:55um
01:20:59um
01:21:13Stupid.
01:21:17No!
01:21:42Hi! Surprise! Except, it's not a surprise to you. You met our little friend there. You've actually touched it, and
01:21:50I touched myself. No, I mean, I touched it myself! Shit!
01:22:06You won't be needing this anymore. You won't need it ever again.
01:22:34This doesn't mean anything, Beau, Clement. I'm totally not into idiots like you.
01:22:45Ditto, Phoebe Phillips. And I'm totally not stupidly in love with a horny nerd like you.
01:22:53Phoebe, will you take me? Is it first?
01:23:01It could only be you, Beau.
01:23:12And I love you, too.
01:23:13I love you, too.
01:23:26I love you, too.
01:23:49Good morning, princess.
01:23:51Mmm. Why does princess sound like an insult coming from you?
01:24:00Ah, that's just my bed chem. My bed chemistry.
01:24:04Curse of being a foul-mouthed bad boy.
01:24:06He's such a dork.
01:24:15What happened here?
01:24:22That, um, my mom took me when I was young to play with my new toy boat.
01:24:31And on the way there, I got scratched by a tree branch.
01:24:37And I still insisted on going.
01:24:40When we got there, my boat drifted too far out in the waves.
01:24:44So she told me to stay on shore while she'd go and get it.
01:24:48Um, but even after it got dark, she never came back.
01:24:58She never came back.
01:25:06And I told myself, maybe if I knew how to swim, if I'd been stronger, that she'd be alive today.
01:25:13She wouldn't have died.
01:25:15Bo.
01:25:20Bo.
01:25:23I am so sorry.
01:25:26And you saw me once drowned at the pool when we were...
01:25:28I can't believe how you saw that to blackmail you.
01:25:32I'm so sorry for calling your names when all you were doing was trying to save me.
01:25:37You're so stupid.
01:25:38No.
01:25:43No, Phoebe.
01:25:44No, Phoebe.
01:25:48You were the best thing that has ever happened to me since her passing.
01:25:53You believed in me.
01:25:54And you gave me a purpose.
01:25:55You made me want to do better.
01:25:57To be better.
01:26:00You saved me.
01:26:12I'm good.
01:26:13I'm good.
01:26:14Are you good?
01:26:15Because I need you on.
01:26:17I'm going to swim this weekend.
01:26:17You know that?
01:26:18And we need to all have a chat later.
01:26:21Clement!
01:26:23I got a report.
01:26:25It says you sexually assaulted someone here yesterday.
01:26:30What?
01:26:32No, what the hell?
01:26:34I...
01:26:34I...
01:26:34I saw it.
01:26:36Beau Clement tried to rape a girl last night.
01:26:39Oh, shit.
01:26:40Fucking say that again.
01:26:42You heard me.
01:26:43I saw you try to rape a girl last night.
01:26:50All you know is how to solve problems with your fist!
01:26:57What?
01:26:58Chase Thompson is a lying piece of shit.
01:27:03Beau didn't do any of that.
01:27:05Phoebe?
01:27:06What the fuck are you doing here?
01:27:09Last night, Beau Clement was with me.
01:27:12In my bedroom.
01:27:14Making sweet love to me all night long.
01:27:17Oh, Chandra, don't believe me.
01:27:18She's just a slut.
01:27:20We would throw herself at anyone.
01:27:21I mean, fucking look at her.
01:27:27I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:27:31This...
01:27:31This is fake.
01:27:33It's edited, Coach.
01:27:34It's obviously edited.
01:27:35Chase Thompson!
01:27:37You're off my swim team!
01:27:38Now!
01:27:49You three, principal's office.
01:27:52Now!
01:27:54You three, thought you were slick.
01:27:56Slipping laxatives into contraband chocolates.
01:28:03No!
01:28:07You nearly sent me to the ER.
01:28:10Twice.
01:28:14Are you all enjoying this?
01:28:20Oh, shit.
01:28:22That never gets old.
01:28:24This school is toxic AM!
01:28:27Ah!
01:28:31I'm sorry.
01:28:36That's a good heart of my heart.
01:28:42I'm sorry.
01:28:44If you were in trouble with the ER.
01:28:45You look like your that.
01:28:46It's been cold.
01:28:47But, it's been cold it's possible.
01:29:00I've been cold.
01:29:00You're walking, I'm hungry.
01:29:01You're hungry, I'm hungry, I'm hungry.
01:29:02I'm hungry.
01:29:03Well, that's all thanks to your great chemistry.
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