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00:00:02New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:09New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:18You're staring.
00:00:20You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:32You know who I really am.
00:00:34I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:35Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275.
00:00:39Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:43You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:47Or at least a photo.
00:00:50Maybe someday.
00:00:56Crap, I'm late.
00:00:57Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:02Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:11I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:14But on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:16I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it!
00:01:20This isn't public school.
00:01:23Forget your training wheels.
00:01:26At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:44I have my knight's special talisman.
00:01:49It's ruined.
00:01:56It's so hard.
00:01:57Hey!
00:01:57I told you to stop the car!
00:02:04Oh my gosh, it's Paul!
00:02:06He's so hot!
00:02:10Hey!
00:02:12What is wrong with you?
00:02:14Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:16Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:19What are you with me, son?
00:02:20What are you talking about?
00:02:22Why?
00:02:24I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:26No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:30You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:32Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts, buttercup.
00:02:34Okay?
00:02:37You should know that.
00:02:39I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:41You were a...
00:02:42Eh.
00:02:43Eh.
00:02:44Eh.
00:02:44Eh.
00:02:45Eh.
00:02:45Eh.
00:02:45Asshole!
00:02:50Alright.
00:02:52I broke something to be even smart.
00:02:54Sure, but...
00:02:55Hey!
00:02:56You got my attention.
00:03:00So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:07Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:10Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:10Have a good day.
00:03:13Don't do it.
00:03:21Oh, fuck!
00:03:23Now we're even.
00:03:25My laptop better not be broken.
00:03:27I can't lose my connection to Valley Clay.
00:03:34You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:37You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:40I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:43every hallway,
00:03:44and every rumor in this school
00:03:46your personal nightmare.
00:03:48I'm gonna make your wife a living hell.
00:03:51What's going on?
00:03:52Close fighting the new girl.
00:03:54Now close leaving the new girl.
00:03:56Yeah, idiot.
00:03:56I can see that.
00:03:59Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:01Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:04Same.
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:07Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:12Cole, do you need help?
00:04:13I can help you.
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:18This bitch thinks that she can just roll up
00:04:20and piss off Michael.
00:04:21But he's not your Cole.
00:04:22Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:24He's not yet.
00:04:26Come on.
00:04:28Hi.
00:04:29I'm Jen.
00:04:31And this is Lindsay.
00:04:33Hi.
00:04:34I'm Haley.
00:04:35So nice to meet you.
00:04:36You have first day jitters.
00:04:37It's totally understandable.
00:04:39We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:41And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:42Come in.
00:04:44Okay.
00:04:44Let's go.
00:04:49There you go.
00:04:50Thanks so much.
00:05:12You're welcome new girl.
00:05:14Honestly it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:22Guacamole wizard.
00:05:24Wow.
00:05:24What are you catfishing?
00:05:25Some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:28Get it back.
00:05:29Hold on.
00:05:32Hey.
00:05:32If you go to Edmonds Academy,
00:05:33you should come to locker 83 right now.
00:05:36Send.
00:05:37Here.
00:05:38Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:42So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:45I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:47At least check on me.
00:05:48Oh, is it the online love-up?
00:05:50Ah, chill.
00:05:51Please.
00:05:54No way.
00:05:56What is it?
00:05:57Oh, Belle Queen goes to school.
00:06:04Please ignore that.
00:06:05Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:08Send.
00:06:13What is wrong with you?
00:06:14You mess with Cole Edmonds and you're gonna mess with me.
00:06:17Edmonds?
00:06:18What?
00:06:19You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:21Wow.
00:06:22You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:26Stop recording me!
00:06:29Jen is the new girl.
00:06:31Jen is the new girl.
00:06:32Is the new girl...
00:06:33Valley Queen?
00:06:36There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:38Could it be...
00:06:39Jen?
00:06:42Ew.
00:06:46Your enemy is our enemy Cole.
00:06:48And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:51No chance it's Jen.
00:06:52So is it.
00:06:54She does look kinda cute.
00:07:03Please ignore that.
00:07:04Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:07What was I thinking?
00:07:09Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:14Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:16Keep walking, Hailey.
00:07:18Just keep walking.
00:07:19You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:22My name's Hailey.
00:07:24Wow.
00:07:25Hailey.
00:07:25I think you, uh...
00:07:27You missed the spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:31What a coincidence!
00:07:33So did you!
00:07:34Oh, no!
00:07:38Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:39I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:42You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:47If your liver ends up with her, I must not feel it in the eyes, yeah.
00:08:02I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:04Something happened, and I lost the game.
00:08:06I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:09I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:12And what is this?
00:08:13What I think it is, is I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:20It's more than just friends.
00:08:22Oh, thank God.
00:08:24I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:26You're my soulmate.
00:08:27Like, I like you so much.
00:08:28Okay, well, since we're dating now, um, I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:34Wait, really?
00:08:36Yeah.
00:08:37Get ready.
00:08:43Okay.
00:08:44No face.
00:08:46Just the boobs.
00:08:48Is it a bad idea?
00:08:49But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:52PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:53All the kids do this.
00:08:55You'll love it.
00:09:00Ugh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:02Come on, Hayley.
00:09:03Confidence.
00:09:04You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:07Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:09:08no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:09:08no, no, no, no.
00:09:11Okay.
00:09:12Yeah.
00:09:13That's actually kind of.
00:09:18Oh, my God.
00:09:20Seriously?
00:09:21Hello?
00:09:22Anyone?
00:09:24Don't look at me.
00:09:28Don't look at me.
00:09:30We're trying to have a Bible, are we?
00:09:31I don't think that you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:33Get out.
00:09:34Now.
00:09:35Fine.
00:09:37Out.
00:09:37Damn it.
00:09:42Wrong.
00:10:15You're helping me.
00:10:16Yeah, well, I didn't plan on it, but here we are.
00:10:26Excuse you, these boobs are for someone else.
00:10:28I don't love boyfriend, do we?
00:10:30That is shocking.
00:10:32Yeah, actually.
00:10:33And he'd probably kill you right now if you saw him flirting with me.
00:10:36Flirting?
00:10:36Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:37I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:38My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:40Funny.
00:10:42Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:46Fine by me.
00:10:49Oh, I know.
00:10:51I love the purple bra, by the way.
00:10:54I like it in a weird way.
00:10:55Not in my type, but, you know, power theory or whatever.
00:10:59Would you just get out of here?
00:11:09Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:13Jen, red alert.
00:11:14Cole and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:17I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:21Don't be a coward.
00:11:22Just send it.
00:11:24Jen.
00:11:28Oh, my God.
00:11:30Here goes nothing.
00:11:38Still no response?
00:11:40Don't freak out.
00:11:41He's probably just busy.
00:11:45Give it back.
00:11:46Why?
00:11:47You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:50Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:53Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:56Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:57Mm-hmm.
00:11:58Got it.
00:12:01What are you doing?
00:12:27Oh, shit.
00:12:28Oh, shit.
00:12:30Yo, what's going on?
00:12:31Dude, your enemy's new just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:34What?
00:12:34Yeah.
00:12:49Come on!
00:12:50Let's see if these dudes are photoshopped.
00:12:55Stop! Delete it, please! Delete it!
00:12:57Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
00:13:08Oh my brave knight, I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:16Oh my god.
00:13:18Oh, cool. Your enemy's kind of hot.
00:13:21Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:28No
00:13:29No no no no no
00:13:30Stop
00:13:33Get off me
00:13:35No
00:13:35No
00:13:41No
00:13:42No
00:13:42No
00:13:42No
00:13:48My school enemy is my ally girlfriend
00:13:52Get off me
00:13:53Stop it
00:13:55Stop it
00:13:56Oh my god
00:13:58Oh my god
00:14:06Hey
00:14:07You okay?
00:14:10Give that to me
00:14:18Now give the phone back Jan
00:14:21What the hell call? I thought you'd be happy
00:14:28How does it feel being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:30Not good huh?
00:14:31Now if you don't delete it off your phone
00:14:33I'm exposed to what else is fake about you
00:14:35And I know it's not just your purse
00:14:38Why are you even defending her?
00:14:39She's the loser who has nude photos for random men
00:14:43Amy's got more personality than all of you combined
00:14:46And if you mess with her, you mess with me
00:14:48You hear me?
00:14:53Cole is on my side now?
00:14:56Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:14:58I just need to be alone
00:15:00Haley!
00:15:05Cole is a rich asshole
00:15:06And he said we were enemies
00:15:09But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:15Don't stay up too late honey
00:15:17Love you mom
00:15:19Wait mom
00:15:25Do people change?
00:15:26Like
00:15:28Can a spoiled brat
00:15:30Somehow
00:15:32Become nice?
00:15:34Well maybe just give them a second chance
00:15:54Top day huh?
00:15:55There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:15:58They're my favorite
00:16:00Noted
00:16:00Is that all?
00:16:02The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag
00:16:04I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family
00:16:06And keep my scholarship
00:16:08Oh
00:16:09I'm really proud of you
00:16:11And then there's this guy
00:16:13He has this vendetta against me
00:16:14But at the same time he's super contradictory
00:16:17It's so confusing
00:16:18Sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:22No, I'm not into this guy
00:16:24I like you
00:16:25Only you
00:16:32I really liked your photo by the way
00:16:33You did?
00:16:34Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:36I was thinking it would be better if we met in person
00:16:38That sounds amazing
00:16:40When? Where?
00:16:41About after school
00:16:42At the balcony
00:16:43I'll bring flowers
00:16:44Deal?
00:16:54I'm about to meet my boyfriend
00:17:06Stop thinking about Cole
00:17:15Call me father
00:17:16I heard about you harassing Jen at school today
00:17:19Defending that nobody
00:17:21Haley girl
00:17:22He was not a nobody dad
00:17:23Are those for her?
00:17:29What the fuck?
00:17:33What the fuck?
00:17:34I know what Haley is Cole
00:17:36Her mother works as a maid
00:17:38At my office
00:17:39That whole family is trash
00:17:41Stay away from her
00:17:43And what if I say no?
00:17:44Stay away from Haley Cole
00:17:46Or I'll fire her mother
00:17:48What if she found out
00:17:49That you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:52I'm almost 18
00:17:53Soon I'll have my inheritance
00:17:54I hate to make Haley wait
00:17:56But she can't know who I am
00:17:58Before I make sure her family is safe
00:18:01You're sick
00:18:04It's called watching out for your future
00:18:11Oh hi
00:18:13I'm Haley
00:18:14Yes
00:18:15Mmhmm
00:18:16So nice to meet you
00:18:18God
00:18:19I'd give anything just to hear her say my name
00:18:21But the moment she knows
00:18:22I lose her forever
00:18:26Thank you for the flowers
00:18:28You're so nice
00:18:33Guacamole wizard
00:18:35Ew
00:18:39Guacamole wizard
00:18:40Ew
00:18:41Guacamole wizard
00:18:42You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:45Pathetic
00:18:45Maybe he's married
00:18:47Or maybe he's fat
00:18:49And maybe he's sitting on his bed video
00:18:53I don't want any more trouble
00:18:56Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:18:58Oh no, we're not here to give you any trouble
00:19:00We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch
00:19:02And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich
00:19:12Eat it
00:19:18Shhh
00:19:19Shhh
00:19:19Shhh
00:19:20Call me
00:19:21So you think that you can just humiliate me
00:19:23In front of the entire school?
00:19:26You're a maid's daughter
00:19:27So you can go ahead and eat trash
00:19:30Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:32Oh and by the way
00:19:33Nicole's not gonna come save you
00:19:35Because after all
00:19:36He's rich
00:19:37Like me
00:19:42I'm nothing like you
00:19:47Yeah, I'm nothing like you
00:19:50Cole again?
00:19:52Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:55Pick it up
00:19:55Cole, we were kidding
00:19:57It's ketchup
00:19:58Pick
00:19:59That bloody thing up
00:20:04Take out you're going to record this
00:20:11Lauren
00:20:13Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hailey anymore?
00:20:15Don't you think you have leverage here?
00:20:17So tell your mom how fucked up you are?
00:20:20You're gonna hold that thing next to your face
00:20:22and do what I say
00:20:25I
00:20:26will leave Hailey alone
00:20:30I will leave Hailey alone
00:20:31I will leave Hailey alone
00:20:38What are you looking at?
00:20:43Got it? Let's go.
00:20:52Uh, thank you.
00:20:55Wow.
00:20:56Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:00Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:02I just...
00:21:04I happen to see you.
00:21:06Were you waiting at someone?
00:21:08Yeah. My boyfriend, actually.
00:21:13Well, he...
00:21:14He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:17Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:20Maybe you got into a nice day.
00:21:22Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:26You thought we were enemies.
00:21:28I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:31Not that annoying.
00:21:32Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:34Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Ednaz?
00:21:37Because it's not going to work.
00:21:39I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:46How'd that online boyfriend rears make you fall for her?
00:21:53He...
00:21:53He makes me feel safe.
00:21:56You wouldn't understand that, though.
00:22:02You don't understand better than you think.
00:22:05Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:10Does he...
00:22:11Let you touch him like this?
00:22:23If you keep staring, I'm going to think you like what you see.
00:22:26No, my...
00:22:28My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:33In the game.
00:22:36Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:43Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:49Are you that slow in the game, too?
00:22:53I can see why he likes you.
00:23:04I can't do this.
00:23:07I love my boyfriend.
00:23:08And you will never understand that.
00:23:10He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:13He loves me for who I am.
00:23:16That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:21I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:30Wait.
00:23:31It couldn't be.
00:23:34Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:39There's nothing.
00:23:40Cole, who are you?
00:23:44What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:46It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:51Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:54You live such a tough life.
00:24:00What was I thinking?
00:24:01We are from two different worlds.
00:24:03He just wants to play with me.
00:24:05But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:12Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:14I got into a car accident.
00:24:16Really?
00:24:17Are you okay?
00:24:18You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:20He was right.
00:24:21Who?
00:24:22Nobody.
00:24:23Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:24I want to come visit you.
00:24:26No, no, you can't.
00:24:27I look miserable now.
00:24:29You need to see me in style.
00:24:31Fine, if you say so.
00:24:33So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:35Hell yeah, we are.
00:24:41Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:44Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:01Oh, you.
00:25:03Oh, me.
00:25:04Why is she so lucky?
00:25:06Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:09People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:12I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:14Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:21You finished it?
00:25:23It's okay.
00:25:24We'll get to know each other more.
00:25:25I'm not that curious about you, actually.
00:25:28I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:29Like, uh, how close are you with your mom?
00:25:33What is he trying to do?
00:25:35It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:38I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:43Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:54So, are you going to prom?
00:25:56I don't know.
00:25:56I'm going to well.
00:25:57I don't know.
00:25:58So you have a date?
00:26:01Or shall I say victim?
00:26:03Are you jealous of me?
00:26:04Me?
00:26:05Jealous?
00:26:06No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:07Oh, because I think you so secretly want to be.
00:26:10You are so full of yourself.
00:26:12You can do this on your own.
00:26:14Yeah.
00:26:16No way.
00:26:18It's a self-locking door.
00:26:20Really?
00:26:21This woman's going to be back in an hour.
00:26:22I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:26:23I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:26No, okay.
00:26:26Sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:28I think maybe we can pick up where we left off.
00:26:31Don't worry.
00:26:32Maybe trust me and do.
00:26:33Mm-mm.
00:26:34We're keeping our distance this time, actually.
00:26:36Yeah.
00:26:46That was my first kiss.
00:26:50My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:26:53It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
00:27:07You're really good at this.
00:27:09Why do I want you to regret it?
00:27:11You know, we can do more if you want.
00:27:29Hey, I've been wanting back a lot more than you think.
00:27:33So you want me?
00:27:36I think you know how much I want you.
00:27:43Do you want me?
00:27:45I want you.
00:27:54Anyone in here?
00:27:58Oh my god.
00:27:59How long have you two been in here?
00:28:01I really need to change this lock.
00:28:02Are you two okay?
00:28:04Yeah.
00:28:05Yeah, we're good.
00:28:06We're okay.
00:28:07Okay.
00:28:08Okay.
00:28:09Nice.
00:28:14Are you just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:17What didn't happen?
00:28:18Hey, wait.
00:28:19It's just hormones.
00:28:21Hey, Jake.
00:28:23Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:25Relax, I'm not dead.
00:28:26Wait, car accident?
00:28:28Guacamole wizard?
00:28:35I gotta go.
00:28:43Guacamole wizard?
00:28:44Huh?
00:28:47Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:49Do I know you?
00:28:51Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:53Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:55Or he heard something about coal?
00:28:58You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:01She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:03She was in a real car accident.
00:29:05According to you, so is guacamole wizard.
00:29:07I can't get this anymore.
00:29:09Cole, wait.
00:29:12Oh, shit.
00:29:17What's up, guys?
00:29:18Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:21Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:24Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:28Hey!
00:29:29I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:32They're your favorite, right?
00:29:35How did you know that?
00:29:37Tough day, huh?
00:29:38There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:40They're my favorite.
00:29:42He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:44Could he?
00:29:50The truth is, um...
00:29:51A dickhead?
00:29:54You honestly get out of here, bro.
00:29:55You came to my table, bro, and knocked my ball away.
00:30:05There it goes again.
00:30:07Cole is jealous.
00:30:08We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:10We don't have a problem.
00:30:11We don't have a problem.
00:30:13Right?
00:30:14Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:17Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:22I have the ball now.
00:30:23Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:27Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:30Maybe I can use that.
00:30:34Jake!
00:30:35Hey!
00:30:36What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:40Wait, seriously?
00:30:41Yeah.
00:30:41Just one little catch.
00:30:43You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth.
00:30:47All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:51If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:54I thought guacamole wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:30:58But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:02You've literally been sorry for five minutes.
00:31:04I'm thinking.
00:31:05About the report or about him?
00:31:06Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:08We literally made out on a sword, John.
00:31:11Maybe you've known Jake longer.
00:31:13No, you don't.
00:31:14How do you know that?
00:31:15You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:17Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:19You have no idea.
00:31:25Oh my God.
00:31:27Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:41Haley, someone's here to see you.
00:31:54Are you asking me to prom?
00:31:57Too cheesy?
00:31:59No, it's cute.
00:32:01The accident, the mozzarella sticks?
00:32:04He is guacamole wizard.
00:32:06So, um, what do you think?
00:32:08You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:11I...
00:32:11I should feel happy.
00:32:13But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:17Hey, can we not?
00:32:21Hey, can we not?
00:32:23Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:25My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:28And you're out here to strike me worth bad puns.
00:32:30Wow.
00:32:32That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:34Huh.
00:32:35That's weak shit?
00:32:36Is this weak shit?
00:32:39Oh my God.
00:32:48Wow.
00:32:49He's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:56Wait, I can't.
00:32:57Colt, put me down.
00:32:59Put me down.
00:32:59Put me down.
00:33:02Don't do that again.
00:33:16New couple alert.
00:33:18Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:19Why do you hate me so much, Colt?
00:33:21You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:23And if you'd realize and give me a chance, I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:27Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:30I might say yes.
00:33:33Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:37Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:40We're both hot and we're both rich.
00:33:43And our dads have been in business, like, forever, so.
00:33:47Power manic.
00:33:48I think I'll pass.
00:33:50You're going to regret this, Cole Edmonds.
00:33:55Oh, here they come.
00:33:58If I message Corcamole Wizard, I wonder if Jake's phone were dinged.
00:34:03What should we wear to prom?
00:34:06And the dean's list.
00:34:15Oh, I'll talk to you later.
00:34:17I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:18Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:19Bye.
00:34:20He's so different.
00:34:22Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:24I'm going to say we're...
00:34:25Haley?
00:34:31No.
00:34:35Jeez.
00:34:37God.
00:34:43Here, I'll get it.
00:34:49Oh, you're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:52I don't care.
00:34:53I do care.
00:34:56Here we are.
00:35:13Don't put a promo, Jake.
00:35:15I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:18He doesn't even know you.
00:35:19And you do?
00:35:20How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:22That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:24Because I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:28I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:30The first day.
00:35:32You were watching me?
00:35:35Just don't go to college, Jake.
00:35:51Move.
00:35:53Cole is talking to Haley.
00:35:54Again.
00:35:55Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:35:58Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:00Obviously I do.
00:36:01Okay, then break them up, idiot.
00:36:04Uh, what do I do?
00:36:08I've got a few ideas.
00:36:13Hey, look.
00:36:16Someone would take you to prom.
00:36:17All right, I promise.
00:36:18Yeah?
00:36:19Really, like who?
00:36:20I mean, the whole school hates me, except for Jake.
00:36:24And you.
00:36:25But you're not asking me.
00:36:28Hey.
00:36:29Oh, hey, Jake.
00:36:31Hey, Hal.
00:36:32Um, I just wanted to thank you again for the other night.
00:36:37The other night?
00:36:38Yeah, it was so sexy.
00:36:43You're so sexy.
00:36:45Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:47Hey, I'm from what?
00:36:48Uh, I hate to break it to you, asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:36:57And she's a real tiger in the pep room.
00:37:01Oh, shit.
00:37:02Oh, shit.
00:37:04Oh, shit.
00:37:06Oh, shit.
00:37:09Oh, shit.
00:37:12Oh, shit.
00:37:20Stop! Guys, stop it! Stop! Stop!
00:37:23What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:27Shit, it's Principal Stevens. I've got to save Cole. I mean, Jake. I've got to save Jake.
00:37:38Oh my god! Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry!
00:37:42Hailey Rock, that's detention. After school, don't be late.
00:38:03Cole, what are you doing here?
00:38:05Can we keep you company?
00:38:07It's the least I could do if you saved my rest today.
00:38:12The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:14Oh, sure.
00:38:17So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:23No. He lied about that. I don't know why though.
00:38:26Good. You know, father that asshole, every time he looks at you makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:33Thinking about him touching you, kissing you. I could kill him.
00:38:40Promise me you won't go to prom with him.
00:38:45Okay, fine. I won't.
00:38:50Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:52Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:54Okay, everyone. Let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:04Oh my god, I am so fed up with this.
00:39:19Oops!
00:39:25Sorry!
00:39:27I tripped.
00:39:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:29Jet!
00:39:30What?
00:39:30It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:36They're dead.
00:39:38They're both dead.
00:39:39Oh.
00:39:41How am I going to be able to talk to Guacamole Wizard?
00:39:45Oh.
00:39:46What are you...
00:39:47Are you almost crying?
00:39:49It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:53Jen!
00:39:54What's going on over there?
00:40:04Crazy.
00:40:06What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:09Mrs. Gorman's burning!
00:40:10Mr. Edmonds!
00:40:12Oh, please. It's baking soda on water. You're fine.
00:40:14Detention. Today after school.
00:40:17Shit.
00:40:29Jake, hey.
00:40:31Oh, uh, sorry. Gotta get to student council.
00:40:36Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:39The rice trick?
00:40:43Yeah.
00:40:44You don't know about the...
00:40:47Come on.
00:41:00Hey! Um, Ella.
00:41:03It's Emma.
00:41:05Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:06Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:16Hey, it's gonna be okay.
00:41:19We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:23No, it's not just the phone or the laptop. It means...
00:41:26It means I can't...
00:41:28Can't what?
00:41:32I talked to a friend online.
00:41:34He's really important to me.
00:41:39And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:41:52You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and...
00:41:56Big ol' ego and...
00:41:59Okay, okay. I-I get it.
00:42:04You're kinda sweet.
00:42:10Hey, look at that.
00:42:12Oh my god. Thank you.
00:42:16Oh my god.
00:42:17You're a miracle worker.
00:42:24Ugh, what is taking so long?
00:42:26You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:28Shut up, Ella.
00:42:30It's Emma.
00:42:31Whatever.
00:42:31Whatever.
00:42:38Oh my god.
00:42:46Oh, morning, valley whore!
00:42:48How are things in the castle?
00:42:55Valley whore?
00:42:56What are they talking about?
00:43:12Guacamole wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:16Guacamole wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:20Oh my god, someone hacked my castle claimers messages.
00:43:23Touch me, guacamole wizard.
00:43:26Yeah.
00:43:27Hey, valley whore.
00:43:28Show him what you really like.
00:43:31Let's go.
00:43:33Hey, valley whore.
00:43:34Hey, valley whore.
00:43:40Oh my god.
00:43:48Here you go.
00:43:49Here, this is for you.
00:43:54Oh!
00:43:55Do you like what I've done with the place?
00:43:58You...hacked...my laptop?
00:43:59top oh no it wasn't me it was that kid ella but i definitely got to reap the benefits
00:44:04what kind of incel sex over a video game hayley what are you catfishing this guy no i'm not
00:44:10trying to catfish him hey everyone i think valley whore is a catfish because who in their right mind
00:44:17would spend their time thirsting over you
00:44:43stop it stop stop
00:44:48i thought i took the janitor some time
00:44:54jake hey now is the time tell them tell them what that you're guacamole wizard
00:45:04who's guacamole wizard here you go
00:45:10oh my god did you think that jake was your secret little online boyfriend
00:45:14oh sweetie i've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you what why would you do that
00:45:20oh i don't know cole why do you think i would do that
00:45:25jake is this true have you been pretending to like me this whole time
00:45:30i'm sorry it was nothing personal
00:45:38yeah nothing personal huh
00:45:41oh
00:45:46all right all right all right enough what in the world is going on here is that a leaf blower
00:45:53that's all him okay well you both have detention so
00:46:01let me get this straight you stole a leaf blower and defaced school property it wasn't school property
00:46:07that was jen's cyber boy spreadsheets jesus christ how does she always get away with this
00:46:13shit could it be because her father's running for senate colt you think that's what it could be
00:46:17who cares i care and i hear she's got an eye for you so you're taking her to prom
00:46:24what not over my dead body oh because you're like that hayley girl i'm firing her mother right now
00:46:32no no please don't please then you're taking jen to prom max's dad called he said he's having a
00:46:38party tomorrow you're gonna go and you're gonna ask jen to prom end of discussion
00:46:49come on you big coward message him just do it just do it
00:46:56you must think i'm the biggest idiot
00:47:05i could never think that
00:47:12but i thought you were jake please can't you just tell me now i think i've had enough public
00:47:17humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:22i heard that guy max is throwing a party tomorrow if you want i'll meet you there
00:47:38okay you got the ceiling just take a deep breath you got this
00:47:43you got this
00:47:47you look beautiful
00:47:51thank you mom
00:48:10hey hayley i'm glad you came you look so pretty hi hey max your house is gorgeous i mean
00:48:18no it's just my parents blood money you know they're upstairs watching the last of us right now
00:48:22they don't care about
00:48:23they don't care about
00:48:52okay jen why are you doing this what have i even done to you to me oh i'm actually concerned
00:48:58about our whole community because those little cringy messages on your castle game those are
00:49:03concerning actually kind of a little bit of a perv did you know that hayley she's a little pervy
00:49:09princess pervy princess pervy princess pervy princess hey let's get perfect tonight leave me alone
00:49:23what is there a fire okay we set off the alarm
00:49:38oh
00:49:40Oh?
00:50:17Are you... him?
00:50:20Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend?
00:50:23Okay, Cole is not him.
00:50:25Anyways, we are going to the prom together.
00:50:28No, I'm not.
00:50:29Yes, you are.
00:50:30It's okay.
00:50:31You can be honest about your feelings.
00:50:34So you too.
00:50:35This whole time.
00:50:39Oh my god, I am such an idiot.
00:50:43Hayley, wait.
00:50:47Hayley, look.
00:50:49Please, at least take my jacket.
00:50:51You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me, you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:50:54Jen was doing just fine.
00:50:56I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:50:57Then what were you trying to do?
00:50:59I guess you.
00:51:00Obviously, the white clothes were just an added bonus.
00:51:03I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:06What about guacamole, was it?
00:51:09What are you...
00:51:18Who is that?
00:51:19I don't know.
00:51:20Just the devil.
00:51:23Get in the car.
00:51:26I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:28Get in the car!
00:51:30Dad, can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to...
00:51:32Hayley!
00:51:33I already assumed that's who this was.
00:51:36Hi, Mr. Evans.
00:51:37So, you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:51:43Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:51:45My son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family.
00:51:50And that's not you.
00:51:51You will be forgotten.
00:51:53You're a maid's daughter.
00:51:55And your mom works for me.
00:51:57Stay away from him.
00:51:59Or I swear to God, your mother is fire.
00:52:03Dad, stop!
00:52:04Don't you touch my family.
00:52:07I'll stay away.
00:52:09Hayley, come on.
00:52:09You don't mean that.
00:52:12I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:15I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like.
00:52:21I hate everything about you.
00:52:23I hate all of it.
00:52:25I don't want any part of it.
00:52:28So, Cole, go with your dad.
00:52:32Hayley!
00:52:40No laptop and no phone for a week.
00:52:43Ever since mom died, you've turned into this cold patriarch.
00:52:46Hayley, not that's real love.
00:52:48Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:52:49I promised your mother I would make you a success, son.
00:52:53Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:03Hi, Hayley. I'm Emma.
00:53:05I know who you are.
00:53:07Right.
00:53:07I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped and ruin your life.
00:53:12So, I wanted to return your laptop to you.
00:53:15Good as new.
00:53:20Oh, wow.
00:53:22Thanks, Emma.
00:53:23Okay, bye.
00:53:29One down, one to go.
00:53:31You're so cool.
00:53:33I know, Emma.
00:53:34Wanna go to prom?
00:53:36Why not?
00:53:38Let's get these lovebirds together.
00:53:44Hi, Mr. Edmunds.
00:53:46Hi, Max.
00:53:47And Max's friend.
00:53:49Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:53:50Cole's grounded.
00:53:52Oh, he is?
00:53:54But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:53:56What can I say, Max?
00:53:58Actions have consequences.
00:54:00Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:03Well, that really sucks because he's also the president of the prom committee.
00:54:08We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:11Cole?
00:54:12My son, Cole?
00:54:14Reviewing budgets.
00:54:15He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:54:18Well, Mr. Edmunds, today could be that day.
00:54:20We just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop
00:54:22so we can get back to his very important and very respectable budgetary work.
00:54:35Go away!
00:54:40Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:54:43Happy birthday, Cole.
00:54:44I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:54:47Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:54:49What?
00:54:49What's going on?
00:54:51Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:54:53You can tell Haley who you are now.
00:54:54You can be together.
00:54:56Just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are.
00:55:00No.
00:55:01I'll tell her on myself.
00:55:03Stick me in your car.
00:55:11Welcome to the wizard.
00:55:14Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:16I just need some time alone.
00:55:25Open the door.
00:55:27Wait, what?
00:55:28What?
00:55:29He's here?
00:55:37It's you.
00:55:40I'm sure you've given me this to you a long time ago.
00:55:43Haley, I wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning.
00:55:46My dad threatened to fire your mom and I had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:51I was.
00:55:51I got my inheritance.
00:55:53And I can protect you and your family, so you don't have to choose.
00:56:09Haley, I understand that this changes things.
00:56:13If you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard, but I need you to know I love you.
00:56:32Nicole, I love you.
00:56:34You do?
00:56:36Yes, you idiot.
00:56:38I've loved you for months.
00:56:40I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though, because I had to
00:56:44be loyal to him and...
00:56:47But you're him.
00:56:48You didn't expect her.
00:56:50I...
00:56:50I mean...
00:56:51I...
00:56:53I always hoped it was you.
00:56:55I do hoped.
00:56:57Yes.
00:56:58I hoped it was you.
00:57:00You were always there for me.
00:57:05You were always there for me.
00:57:16You ever go?
00:57:18Yeah.
00:57:20I'll take my clothes off.
00:57:22You're getting there, don't worry.
00:57:23Mm-hmm.
00:57:26I'm so beyond you.
00:57:28Just beyond me.
00:57:31Just beyond me.
00:57:32So beyond you.
00:57:34You're so beyond me.
00:57:47so what do you think 10 out of 10 yeah yeah would do again i'll get sex to sex with
00:57:53me
00:57:53specifically i've only ever had sex with you specifically all right all right that's fair
00:57:59i'll uh i'll take that as a one
00:58:07what is my life now am i being nice to cole eggnance
00:58:11oh god no i fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:17no i'll just i'm just lost behind it there's always been lost behind it
00:58:23i think you know
00:58:32it's prom or not
00:58:34oh cool but the real question is do you got a date
00:58:40cole are you asking me to prom
00:58:42oh i would have asked you earlier but jay kind of gave me to the show
00:58:46oh god please don't mention his name again i don't want to hear it
00:58:49yeah you don't have to ask me twice
00:58:51but i don't even have a dress
00:58:54later
00:58:59i just slept with cole edmunds
00:59:01and i'm in love with cole edmunds who would have guessed
00:59:08i thought
00:59:09only the best for my princess
00:59:11where did you get that
00:59:14i might have gotten you a dress
00:59:16on the off chance that you
00:59:19might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:21and maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:24of course they'll go to prom with you
00:59:31mr edmunds i didn't expect you to be here
00:59:34cole are you here
00:59:37cole are you here
00:59:40mr edmunds you can't just barge into my house like this
00:59:43you cole you are in big trouble
01:00:01hey uh
01:00:03you almost done in there
01:00:04you try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:10okay i'm ready
01:00:22what do you think
01:00:27my god haley you are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
01:00:33i just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick you're not messing it up for at least
01:00:3720 minutes
01:00:3820 minutes
01:00:4020 more minutes
01:00:40we're in
01:00:41i'm there
01:00:45thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes i hear we have a winner
01:00:53and your 2026 prom queen is
01:00:58jen longfellow
01:01:01thank you guys so much seriously this makes the world to me i mean like who else would win right
01:01:11oh this is just the perfect moment
01:01:18oh my god that's hailey and cole
01:01:21it was fun
01:01:23since where's your dad
01:01:27hey uh most time that's up
01:01:31no but who cares
01:01:35hell yeah
01:01:39ew literally what the fuck
01:01:41damn language
01:01:42i am the queen okay she's just a little pervy princess
01:01:46come on everyone say it with me
01:01:48pervy princess pervy princess pervy princess
01:01:57wait wait wait wait what are those those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:01make cole edmunds fall in love with you his dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:09don't worry daddy if i can't have him no one can
01:02:13i'm gonna destroy hayley roth's life is this real
01:02:17jen's crazy
01:02:21who did this
01:02:22who did this
01:02:26what you exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think i was gonna hack your phone
01:02:30you little skit
01:02:32you know jen as the principal i'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama
01:02:40but quite frankly you are the worst and i think it's time that you are expelled from edmunds academy
01:02:49you can't do that you can't do that i'm the principal so uh yes i can
01:03:02there was no internship you lied to me
01:03:13Hailey, catch.
01:03:18Oh, my princess finally has a crown.
01:03:22Now all I need is my handsome prince.
01:03:24Oh, yeah, no can do.
01:03:27All I have to offer is a lowly knight with a chip on his shoulder and an awesome sense of
01:03:33humor.
01:03:33Oh, how can I refuse?
01:03:41Oh, no, that's my dad.
01:03:45We are going home right now.
01:03:48You've disobeyed me for the last time, boy.
01:03:50Yeah, I'm not a boy, Dad.
01:03:53You talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name.
01:03:57Yet, you can't see I've already become that man.
01:04:01And it's because of Hailey.
01:04:03And you can accept that, or I'll make my own path.
01:04:06And best believe me, I can.
01:04:08I'll say this.
01:04:10It's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole.
01:04:15Joy prime.
01:04:23I am so proud of you.
01:04:26I kind of done with all you being by my side.
01:04:29That was terrifying.
01:04:31It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, though, so...
01:04:36I love you, Bella Quinn.
01:04:37I love you, guacamole wizard.
01:04:40Oh, my God, I've got to change that username.
01:04:42Yeah, you do.
01:04:42I love you.
01:04:43I love you.
01:04:47I love you.
01:04:49I love you.
01:04:51I love you.
01:04:53I love you.
01:04:54I love you.
01:04:55I love you.
01:04:55I love you.
01:04:56I love you.
01:04:57I love you.
01:04:57I love you.
01:04:57I love you.
01:04:57I love you.
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