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My Dad Is Poseidon
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00:13¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:02¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:40Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier
01:43I'm retired, don't bring that crap to my door
01:50Sire
02:07Who the hell broke my new console?
02:09I'm going to go deal with that bastard
02:12Sire, you're finally stepping in
02:28Go fight somewhere else, don't block me from clearing my game
02:32My king
02:34Even Pusey himself would still be fit to shine my boots
02:58What did you do?
02:59Turn me back right now
03:05Sire, the entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command
03:09Lead us against Olympus, we beg you
03:11Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Clamadia for years
03:15I'm retired, I don't waste breath on crazy people
03:25Screw power struggles
03:26Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live
03:34Fight!
03:42Get your hands off me, creep
03:43Sorry, I didn't mean to
03:50Wait, pointy ears
03:52A dryage?
03:53What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:59He's just a regular human
04:00A total nerd
04:01Damn it
04:03The Aphrodisian's kicking in
04:14You're burning up down here
04:16Way harder than I pictured
04:18I was drugged
04:20This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup
04:23If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die
04:26I really need this guy
04:33God damn
04:35You really know how to flip my switch
04:45I need more
04:47A lot more
04:55Don't stop
04:56Harder
04:58Squeeze me tighter
05:07What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:11Hey
05:11I put in a lot of work
05:13Don't tell me you forgot
05:15Leora
05:16I know you're in there
05:18Nowhere left to run
05:19Damn it
05:20He tracked me
05:34Leora
05:35You're my fiance
05:37You belong with me
05:38Come home
05:39Get away
05:40Dylan
05:43As the leader of the satyr
05:45You actually drugged me
05:50Why the fuck
05:52Are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:54You slept with someone?
05:56Who screwed up my plan?
06:01Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her
06:03Newsflash, tough guy
06:04Real men don't need tricks
06:06You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:14So you're the loser who ruined everything
06:17You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:26Touch him again and you'll regret it
06:29Her body's tainted now
06:30But her blood still has value
06:31Can't push too hard yet
06:35I won't kill him
06:37But you're coming with me, Leora
06:41Babe, if you don't want to go
06:42I can handle this clown
06:50Forget today ever happened
06:52Go back to your life
07:06Seriously?
07:07Can't I just play my game for once?
07:20Those assholes are back already
07:21What are you talking about?
07:29Hey, pencil neck
07:30I'm Dylan's top enforcer
07:32Either get the hell out of this water
07:33Or kneel and call me daddy
07:36Dylan who?
07:37Speak up, man
07:37My ears are shot
07:38Keep acting tough
07:39Jax can stomp boulders to dust
07:42Even Narius' seafo
07:43Give him a wide burn
07:57You asked for this
08:11You one-shotted pants
08:13Toppin' orcer
08:13Who the hell are you?
08:26Asshole
08:26Using my divine power
08:28Using my divine power
08:28To barbecue
08:29Hope you die alone
08:30And miserable
08:32What are you whining about?
08:35Nothing
08:35Heat's too low
08:36Sprinkle this
08:37And baste it again
08:43Molly?
08:44Gods make heroes
08:45With it you season food?
08:50Huh
08:51Tide barrier just got tripped
08:59Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
09:02Is that why he never comes to see me?
09:05Yeah, baby
09:06But he retired recently
09:08We're gonna find him now
09:18I'm badly wounded
09:20I don't have much time
09:22Find Lily's real father
09:24Leave her with him
09:25I just hope you two can live in peace
09:30Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus
09:46There it is
09:54Liara's wounded bad
09:56Drag them both back to the Dillon
09:57Lifetime of easy living
10:04What the hell was that?
10:06Nothing
10:07Just swapped a bug
10:12That girl from five years ago
10:14You came looking for me?
10:17She's your daughter
10:19We need you now
10:22So you're my dad?
10:23You're actually pretty handsome
10:25This aura?
10:27She's got my blood
10:34Who did this?
10:36Don't worry about it
10:37Just keep Lily safe
10:43Mommy
10:44Mommy
11:03It's too late, boss
11:04Her heartbeats fading fast
11:20Somebody help me
11:35Give me a name
11:36Give me a name, Liara
11:36Who did this?
11:38I'm going to tear them apart
11:42It was
12:04Your father sold you to me a long time ago
12:06You're my fiancé
12:08My property
12:08You filthy whore
12:10Spread your legs
12:12Spread your legs for some stray dog
12:15But at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:24No, let go
12:27With nymph blood in my veins
12:29Even Olympus will bow to me
12:39I got careless
12:42Diving near a shipwreck
12:43My fault
12:44Shipwreck?
12:46Those cuts are surgical, Liara
12:48Someone did this to you
12:53You're just a regular guy
12:55Stay out of it
12:56Boss
12:58Soup's ready
13:05If I don't make it
13:07Promise me you'll take care of Lily
13:09She's all we have left
13:12She's safe
13:13Now drink
13:16Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack
13:24Jack, you...
13:27Ambrosia residue?
13:28Golden apple sap?
13:30I studied this in grad's time
13:32Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:35Where the hell did you get this?
13:38More
13:38Try it
13:50These ingredients
13:51Where did you get them?
13:58It's my first time meeting Daddy
14:00I gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:26What a lively little snack
14:29Gulp you down and my power doubles
14:32Ha ha ha ha
14:40I just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:42You want more?
14:44I've got a ton of it laying around
14:45This guy's luck is insane
14:50A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:55Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:58You're safe here, Liria
15:02We've got a kid together now
15:05I'm not letting anything touch
15:08You
15:09Or Lily
15:10Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
15:12Daddy, help!
15:16Something's trying to eat me!
15:19Lily's in trouble!
15:26I...
15:27I'm not tasty
15:28My mommy and daddy are super strong
15:31Please don't eat me
15:37Divine power runs through this girl
15:40Devour you
15:42And I might even claim the Sea King's throne
15:51Sight out of school
15:53Hast美
16:01Take care
16:07Hello
16:09I'm not a saint
16:12I'm not a saint
16:13I'm not a saint
16:14Ho
16:14I'm not a saint
16:15Congratulations
16:15Feelsbenほ
16:19¡Gracias!
16:48¡Suscríbete al canal!
16:57¡Suscríbete al canal!
17:01¡Me sentiments!
17:03¡Suscríbete al canal!
17:05¡Suscríbete al canal!
17:07¡No!
17:11RUN FROM THE LUCIAN HYDRO, YOU PATHETIC LITTLE INSECTS!
17:22YOU, POSEI?!
17:25That kid's his.
17:27No wonder the power's so pure.
17:30That's Poseidon's bloodline.
17:32If I stay, I'm dead.
17:40What the hell just happened?
17:42It ran?
17:43Damn, Leoya.
17:45Your powers are badass.
17:47You straight up scared the monster off.
17:49Me?
17:50No way.
17:51Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing.
17:53I'm still recovering.
17:55Wait.
17:56Maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault?
18:01Whatever.
18:02Let's get home.
18:03That thing might circle back.
18:08How about that monster?
18:14Failed at the perfect time?
18:15Figures.
18:16He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:22Go.
18:28Nope.
18:31Yeah.
18:35Dude.
18:39Dude.
18:40Hell yeah.
18:41Fuck him.
18:42Think he's a goodよね?
18:59¡Gracias!
19:24¡Gracias!
19:25Enjoying the show.
19:35My king, we had nothing to do with the Hydra, we swear.
19:39Listen to me.
19:40If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
19:46Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:49Yes, my leash.
20:02My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up the
20:08truth myself.
20:17That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:21But Poseidon, guy's long gone.
20:23Probably fish food in some trench, right?
20:26Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:29Wanna bet?
20:29There ain't no sea king anymore.
20:42The world's the same as ever.
20:45The dead are louder than the living.
20:47Who the hell are you?
20:49You're in Hades territory, asshole.
21:02Poseidon?
21:10Poseidon?
21:12Is Hades still breathing?
21:14Si es lo que es, decirle a él para salir de aquí.
21:22¿Quién está rompiendo mi domínio?
21:30No tengo tiempo para esto. No estoy perdiendo esto en ti.
21:32Necesito una revisión de la sección.
21:39¿Sabes quién soy?
21:41Hades es el ace.
21:42¿Has rompido mi lugar?
21:43¿Has morido aquí?
21:51¿Has rompido mi lugar?
22:07Little fish
22:16Headed staff
22:17One shot
22:19The sea king
22:20He's real
22:23Hades
22:24You hiding?
22:25Come out
22:26Or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:30One
22:31Two
22:36Thank the fates
22:37The boss is here
22:43Boss
22:44This bum
22:51You idiot
22:52Piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown
22:54You're done
22:55Get out
22:56In front of Poseidon
22:58Your ants
22:59I'm saving your worthless heights
23:06My lord
23:07Is this handling satisfactory?
23:09I'm not here for fun
23:11Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter
23:18Understood
23:18I'll mobilize every team right now
23:21You have three days
23:22I'll be back
23:26Everyone
23:27Drop what you're doing
23:29Full sweep on the Leora and child
23:31Every resource
23:32Every contact
23:33Now
23:34Tell them Poseidon's back
23:36Yes boss
23:43Poseidon's back
23:44Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:55Dylan wants the woman dead
23:57Kid comes with us alive
23:58She's still hurt
23:59Easy pickets
24:01Let's move
24:14We'll make a nice stew
24:15Surprise daddy for lunch
24:23A forest nymph playing happy home mater
24:27Pathetic
24:31Who are you?
24:33Dylan's orders
24:34Come quietly to the stronghold
24:37Or I drag your corpse back
24:39Mommy?
24:41Who's the ugly goat man?
24:44Hand over the kid
24:53Stay away from my daughter
24:54Don't you dare touch her
25:12Mommy, you're bleeding
25:14This forest is locked down
25:16Surrender now
25:18I'll go with you
25:20On one condition
25:21Let my daughter go
25:23No, Mommy
25:25Mommy, I'm not leaving you
25:27No, Mommy, I'm not leaving you
25:27No, Mommy, I'm not leaving you
25:29No, Mommy, I'm not leaving you
25:37Kids mine
25:38You die
25:43You poisoned me?
25:46My poison fog
25:48The more you fight
25:50The faster it rots you from the inside
25:52Give up
25:53You've gone too far
25:56Even if I die today
25:58Even if I die today
25:59I'm not letting you win
26:02You're wounded
26:04Poisoned
26:05Done
26:07The kid's coming with me
26:11Don't touch her
26:12Come at me
26:14Feisty one
26:15Dylan wants you dead
26:17But first
26:18I'm gonna have some fun
26:26Such a pretty face
26:29All mine now
26:33Let my mommy go
26:35You bastard
26:43Lily
26:44Lily
26:45Run
26:46Get out of here
26:51Serve me well
26:52And I might let her run
26:54A little longer
27:01Lily
27:02Lily
27:23You touched my woman
27:25You're a dead man
27:32Jack
27:34What the hell just happened?
27:39You okay, babe?
27:40So you're the boyfriend
27:42Too bad
27:43I'll snap every bone in your body
27:45With one hand
28:02Jack
28:03Keep Lily safe
28:04Long as I'm here
28:05You don't lose
28:07Shut up
28:07And go
28:08Now
28:20If I pull this vine
28:22The whole cliff
28:23Goes with us, demon
28:25Run all you want
28:27My pack tears you both apart
28:29HP
28:41No
28:42No
28:45No
28:46No
28:47Take me
28:47No
29:00¡Gracias!
29:19Daddy, don't leave Mommy. I don't want to lose her.
29:23Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay. We're going back for her right now.
29:35Hand over the kid. I'll make your death quick.
29:46Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:52Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:55Okay.
29:58You are the best.
30:09Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die.
30:15You're not human. Who the hell are you?
30:18My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:41Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:47Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:50He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
31:00Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move. Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be
31:06right back.
31:11Daddy, be careful.
31:14Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:23That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph.
31:26How much longer you got?
31:28Let me have my fun first.
31:32So what?
31:33I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:46Damn. You take a hit well.
31:49Let's enjoy this body.
31:51Then, I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:55For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
32:02No signal? You trying to hog the glory?
32:05More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily. No choice.
32:09I'm taking them down with me.
32:11This the woman Dylan wants?
32:12Where the kid?
32:14Some guy took the brat.
32:17Useless.
32:18Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:24Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:30You all want to come at once?
32:32Then die together.
32:33Pick your graves.
32:46Why did you come back?
32:48Where's Lily?
32:52Lily's safe.
32:54Don't push yourself.
32:57So this is the woman's secret lover.
33:00Her taste is trash.
33:02Beg now, and maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
33:07Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
33:10End it fast.
33:13You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
33:17Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:20Just hold on a little longer.
33:23Jack means more to me than anything.
33:25I won't let him get hurt.
33:36You want my husband?
33:38Step over my corpse first.
33:41In a hurry to die?
33:43Fine.
33:44I'll oblige.
34:13You're half dead already.
34:15How the hell did you knock me back?
34:18The sea is sinking.
34:19Those are Poseidon's warriors.
34:22This...
34:23can't be.
34:48Ancient Ekethra.
34:50The Coastal Legend monster?
34:53Why would she be here?
34:57Our boss has real backing.
34:59He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards.
35:02No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg.
35:06They're coming for us.
35:08We're finished.
35:09Don't worry, darling.
35:10Things might turn around.
35:11Lyra Vale has been captured.
35:14Now, we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:19They're here for me.
35:21Jack, stay behind me.
35:23With me here, no one touches you.
35:25Stop saying that, Jack.
35:27Look around.
35:28We're surrounded.
35:28We could actually die here.
35:35My lords!
35:37Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:43You worthless creature!
35:46You shouldn't even exist where I stand.
35:56Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
36:02Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
36:02Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
36:06Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
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