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Oops! My Rich Husband is Faking Coma
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00:00:04have you ever wondered what would actually make you want to get married
00:00:08the bride and the groom are entering please everyone rise for them
00:00:18true love security social conditioning for me it's simple
00:00:26money
00:00:33mrs bellucci must be losing her mind they actually found a bride for lewis poor girl
00:00:39actually marrying a vegetable or hard faith that's ann morris the famous paparazzi people
00:00:46like her never do anything for free she's definitely getting something out of this marriage
00:00:53mrs morris do you take him as your husband to love and to stay faithful to him in good times
00:01:02and bad
00:01:02in sickness and in health for the rest of your life
00:01:11please everybody knows the bellucci air is basically a vegetable any ugly and old i'm not marrying that
00:01:19man they only need a wife in name to seal the deal surely i won't let you be the one
00:01:25sacrificed and
00:01:27you'll do it time for you to contribute to this family why me ever since your father died i've
00:01:35cared for you for years without asking for one cent
00:01:39don't you think it's time you paid something back well if by care you mean making me your maid and
00:01:46never paying me a single dollar then sure
00:01:52watch your tone girl and remember i'm still holding your mother's urn so if you don't want anything to
00:01:59happen to it okay fine but if you want me to take the hit for linda it'll cost you
00:02:09a hundred thousand dollars
00:02:14since you're so eager to sell yourself out deal
00:02:24i do
00:02:28my family thought they could ruin me wrong bellucci pays five million dollars for an heir
00:02:33i'll take some money buy my freedom and live better than all of them
00:02:43thank you
00:02:44to be here today
00:02:47grandma ann
00:02:48pleasure to meet you
00:02:50hi
00:02:52wow getting married on valentine's day
00:02:54how uh romantic
00:02:56oh and these balloons absolutely adorable i just had to grab one for myself but
00:03:00you know what i think you need this more than i do
00:03:04oh
00:03:06well that's very lovely thank you
00:03:09and you are
00:03:11i'm louis brother
00:03:13oh
00:03:13well half brother
00:03:15we don't have the same mom but
00:03:17that's never stopped me from seeing louis as my most beloved older brother
00:03:22but today has been just
00:03:23so
00:03:25touching
00:03:25so warm
00:03:26so much
00:03:29thank you
00:03:30it fills my heart
00:03:32warmth to see louis finally settling down right
00:03:35i know
00:03:38well i better be getting out of here
00:03:40bye grandma
00:03:41bye
00:03:42pleasure to meet you ann
00:03:43me too
00:03:44enjoy my brother
00:03:52um i did not realize louis had a brother
00:03:55it's just a mistake louis fathers made years ago
00:03:59he's an odd boy but harmless
00:04:02so now that the wedding is done
00:04:06ann
00:04:08when do you plan on giving the family an heir
00:04:13oh um yes about that i i would love to eventually um it's just you know given that um louis
00:04:24is in a vegetative state at the moment uh maybe we can i can try uh what's the tech stuff
00:04:30called um ivf don't you worry dear the doctor says all the important parts are still working excuse me
00:04:40yes
00:04:45wait did he just
00:04:50did he just move
00:04:52i know
00:04:52it sounds crazy right
00:04:54but maybe it's god's twisted little miracle
00:04:57he left louis
00:04:59at least one chance to give us an heir
00:05:02did you see it
00:05:03am i crazy
00:05:04i know honey
00:05:05he can't really move right now
00:05:07but look at the bright side
00:05:09you're the one who's gonna be calling all the shots
00:05:12choose whatever positions
00:05:14work for you dear
00:05:15hmm
00:05:16oh
00:05:16i promised my girlfriends
00:05:18we'd go to a valentine single party tonight
00:05:21so we're gonna be heading first
00:05:24oh
00:05:25and remember
00:05:26you're sleeping in louis's room tonight
00:05:29sure
00:05:30love to
00:05:32well miss anne
00:05:34i leave him in your capable hands
00:05:39thank you
00:05:43all right
00:05:45lovely family you have there
00:05:49let's go
00:06:01let's go
00:06:01i swear i saw you move this afternoon
00:06:03are you really unconscious
00:06:05are you faking it
00:06:10hello
00:06:15hello
00:06:19let's see
00:06:23let's see
00:06:31oh my god
00:06:32how do you stay unconscious for two years and still have abs
00:06:38okay
00:06:40well still no reaction i guess you really are
00:06:43i'm not faking it
00:07:04it's insane
00:07:05and my new husband
00:07:07he is nothing like the rumors
00:07:11he is young
00:07:12he is hot
00:07:13guess what
00:07:15he can still have sex
00:07:16i know
00:07:18my mother-in-law literally told me that
00:07:21so weird
00:07:25all right maybe i should see for myself
00:07:33maybe i should see for myself
00:07:38i'm just kidding
00:07:40okay
00:07:41i should go
00:07:41i have work in the morning
00:07:42and i want to catch a few good stories
00:07:54good night
00:07:56okay then
00:08:01good night dear
00:08:11crazy woman huh
00:08:13crazy woman huh
00:08:14much better when she's quiet
00:08:25good night
00:08:30good morning husband
00:08:36okay
00:08:36okay
00:08:38see you later
00:08:52sir
00:08:53i think that woman's beginning to suspect that you're not really out
00:08:57should we
00:08:58should we
00:08:59look in there
00:09:02not for now
00:09:06ann morris
00:09:08the most popular entertainment reporter
00:09:10dubbed most trustworthy paparazzi
00:09:13i didn't know they gave out awards for this kind of thing
00:09:15me neither
00:09:18i think my new wife might be just what i need to stir up a little trouble for vincent
00:09:22huh
00:09:24god it's really him
00:09:25your job's so big
00:09:26zach choose the break
00:09:27i know what the deal is
00:09:28where is charlotte
00:09:30i'm just trying to
00:09:34is that zach
00:09:35he turns down our interviews all the time
00:09:37zach people are saying that you and director michael are more than just coworkers
00:09:42is that true
00:09:43cool
00:09:43oh so a second ago i'm a womanizer now i'm gay that's awesome
00:09:46there you are i have been looking for you everywhere
00:09:53um quick intro i am zach's new lawyer
00:09:57you guys are flash grid right
00:09:58classic look i figured
00:10:00we've actually had quite a few cases concerning your company recently
00:10:04say
00:10:05director nick
00:10:07oh
00:10:08um okay
00:10:09we are so very very sorry to disturb you
00:10:12sorry to disturb you
00:10:12yeah let's get out of here
00:10:16that was a fantastic performance miss lawyer
00:10:19thank you i will i will take that as a compliment
00:10:21oh yeah you just saved my ass
00:10:24what could i ever do to repay you
00:10:27well i
00:10:30that is actually that's all the things i need
00:10:32bye sir
00:10:34fuck me another paparazzi
00:10:36fuck me another paparazzi
00:10:37fuck me another paparazzi
00:10:41ann morris
00:10:42i can remember that
00:10:44ann morris
00:10:52i can remember that
00:10:58ann morris
00:10:59you're on all the things i'm learning
00:10:59yeah you've heard that
00:11:01i can never mind
00:11:07you know
00:11:07i've arranged for you to go on a movie set this friday
00:11:12to do some entertainment coverage.
00:11:15Really?
00:11:17That's amazing. Thank you.
00:11:19So this is what it's like to marry into money.
00:11:22It feels so damn good.
00:11:24Of course.
00:11:25A career is important for any woman.
00:11:29I've always thought you had potential
00:11:32in more ways than one.
00:11:37Thank you, Miss Bellucci.
00:11:38Call me Chanda.
00:11:40Oh, and by the way, Steve's off today.
00:11:42So you'll have to help Luis with his night routine.
00:11:47Oh, meaning shower and stuff.
00:11:51I'm sure you'll manage.
00:11:52Oh, it's getting late.
00:11:55I'm heading to bed.
00:11:57Good night.
00:12:03Shower.
00:12:04That's going to be tricky.
00:12:14There you go.
00:12:16Okay.
00:12:18Now what?
00:12:19What is this crazy woman up to now?
00:12:24Well, you know,
00:12:26it may not kill you to skip a shower for a day.
00:12:28So how about I just wash your hair?
00:12:32If you don't say anything,
00:12:33I'll take that as a yes.
00:12:35Not funny.
00:12:40Let's do this.
00:12:42Let's do this.
00:12:45Shit.
00:12:46Oh, my God.
00:12:49I can't.
00:12:50Get this.
00:12:50Oh, my God.
00:12:53Oh, my God.
00:12:54Oh, my God.
00:12:55Oh, my God.
00:12:58Oh, my God.
00:12:58Oh, my God.
00:12:59Totally.
00:13:00Did that on purpose.
00:13:01What a horrible woman.
00:13:05I'm sorry about that.
00:13:08Hopefully, sometimes.
00:13:11I really didn't expect you to be this built.
00:13:19Well, let's do this thing.
00:13:22Please just make it quick.
00:13:24I'm really done with this.
00:13:26Here we go.
00:13:29Oh, my God.
00:13:37I really don't know if this is what I was saying before.
00:13:45I'm going to get all in there.
00:13:54Sorry.
00:13:55Bye.
00:13:56I have the work for you.
00:14:05What am I sitting on?
00:14:11Oh, my God.
00:14:22I thought Chandra was kidding.
00:14:25I did not expect you to actually get hard.
00:14:32Maybe I should start thinking about having a baby for the money.
00:14:37Well, pardon me, husband.
00:14:42I guess we better move fast before you calm down.
00:14:46I guess we'll do this.
00:14:53Oh, my God.
00:14:58Oh, my God.
00:15:19What?
00:15:21What?
00:15:23You're alive?
00:15:24You can actually move?
00:15:26Relax, okay? It's a long story.
00:15:28Relax?
00:15:30Were you just awake the whole time in the bathroom?
00:15:33You were such a pervert!
00:15:35Oh my god!
00:15:36You were the one that jumped at the chance to bathe me.
00:15:38And by the way, you almost drowned me.
00:15:40Drowned you?
00:15:41Yes!
00:15:42Please, you were enjoying it. You literally got hard.
00:15:45Who was the one who was just trying to take off my pants, huh?
00:15:47Who's the pervert now?
00:15:48Has anyone ever told you you had a real smart-ass mouth?
00:15:50Yes, many times.
00:15:52What, two years ago when I was awake? Yeah.
00:15:55You've been faking it for two years? Why? I don't get it.
00:15:59Okay, long story short, my half-brother Vincent has been trying to kill me.
00:16:04He's incredibly dangerous, so I faked being in a coma to try and lay low for a while.
00:16:10A while?
00:16:10Okay, don't pick, alright? Come on.
00:16:13You met him, by the way. After the wedding, purple suit, trying way too hard.
00:16:18Aw, Anne. Pleasure to meet you.
00:16:21Yeah, he seemed way too concerned about you.
00:16:23Yes, far too concerned.
00:16:25Two years ago, he messed with my medications more than once.
00:16:28That's really bad.
00:16:30Yeah.
00:16:30I have a profitable plan for you.
00:16:33What plan?
00:16:35Dig up everything you can on Vincent.
00:16:37Find anything you can to take him down.
00:16:39I mean, that's what you do, right?
00:16:42That's your thing?
00:16:43Well, I don't think about it.
00:16:43You just said he was dangerous.
00:16:47You do this, I'd give you eight million dollars.
00:16:52Yeah, think about it.
00:16:54Much more profitable than my mom's baby bonus plan, whatever it is.
00:16:58True.
00:17:00Ten million.
00:17:04Greedy girl.
00:17:07Fine.
00:17:09Deal.
00:17:13For once, Grandma got it right.
00:17:16A woman whose whole brain is just money might be exactly what I need.
00:17:21Oh, my God.
00:17:22We're all gonna die!
00:17:28I know.
00:17:33Oh, I'm here for an interview.
00:17:35Ms. Vellucci sent me.
00:17:36Madam, can I see your work badge?
00:17:38Sure.
00:17:46Uh, right.
00:17:46About that.
00:17:47Um, I can't seem to find it at the moment, but maybe I can show you a business card instead?
00:17:53I'm sorry, miss.
00:17:54I cannot let you enter.
00:17:58What is it this time?
00:18:00Another paparazzi trying to sneak in?
00:18:02Do people still fall for tricks this cheap?
00:18:04Madam, she claims Mrs. Vellucci sent her, but she does not have a work badge.
00:18:11Her?
00:18:12Please.
00:18:13She looks like she just walked off a construction site.
00:18:16There's no way Shonda sent her.
00:18:18I have a photo with Ms. Vellucci, if that helps prove it.
00:18:22Then show me.
00:18:24Okay.
00:18:26Now.
00:18:26Now.
00:18:39Oh, please.
00:18:40If you're gonna fake a photo, at least make it be something believable.
00:18:44I can't believe you had the guts to Photoshop yourself into a wedding picture with Louis.
00:18:49And as his bride, no less.
00:18:51Photoshop?
00:18:51I did not Photoshop this.
00:18:53That is me.
00:18:54Keep dreaming.
00:18:57I've seen plenty like you before.
00:18:59The stench of cheap desperation, it really stinks.
00:19:03Okay.
00:19:04I am not gonna waste my breath on you, so I'll just call Mrs. Vellucci myself.
00:19:08Go right ahead.
00:19:13Please leave your message.
00:19:16I can't believe this gold digging whore actually thinks she knows Shonda.
00:19:19But I almost admire her nerve.
00:19:21Really, I do.
00:19:22Most people in your position would die of embarrassment and humiliation.
00:19:26But, hey, the next time you want to play a high society, how about you dust off your cheap clothes
00:19:31first?
00:19:33She is a real fake then.
00:19:35We'll have her removed immediately.
00:19:36Get her out of my sight.
00:19:37Get off me.
00:19:38I can walk myself out.
00:19:39Okay?
00:19:41Some movie star you are, huh?
00:19:43So glamorous on screen.
00:19:45That's trashy in real life.
00:19:47You think I'm low class?
00:19:50Fine.
00:19:51I will just be a low class paparazzi waiting to right your scandal myself.
00:19:57How dare you, you little bitch!
00:19:59You think you can humiliate me?
00:20:00People like you spend their whole lives crawling in the dirt!
00:20:04You're a freaking psycho!
00:20:05You really don't know who I am, do you?
00:20:07I'm the man heiress.
00:20:08Our family has been close with the Belluccis for generations.
00:20:12With one single phone call, I can make sure you never work in this industry again.
00:20:18Believe me, I can.
00:20:24If you beg though, I might still forgive you out of the kindness of my heart.
00:20:28Now, let's see.
00:20:30Why don't you lick the dirt off my heel and I'll let you go.
00:20:34Okay?
00:20:34Charlotte?
00:20:35I just saw the news.
00:20:37She's really Louis' new bride.
00:20:39What?
00:20:43What?
00:20:45That...
00:20:45That bitch!
00:20:47How would she possibly be Louis' bride?
00:20:49Now do you see it?
00:20:50You two!
00:20:51Grab her!
00:20:53What are you doing?
00:20:58Their liquidity has been shaky for months, okay?
00:21:00We don't have to do anything yet.
00:21:01Just leave the hint to the partners, let the market do the rest.
00:21:04On it, sir.
00:21:07Just so you're aware, Miss Morris is on Charlotte's film set for the interview and something seems to have gone
00:21:12wrong.
00:21:13What?
00:21:14Okay, I know what Charlotte's like on a film set. Let's go. Checking it out.
00:21:17Sir, we're going there in person.
00:21:19And you're driving.
00:21:23You know, I was actually planning on meeting Louis' new bride sometime soon, but I just didn't expect you'd come
00:21:31to me first.
00:21:32Ugh.
00:21:33And it turns out you're just a cheap, trashy little paparazzi.
00:21:37Oof.
00:21:39I guess you actually think you deserve Louis.
00:21:41I get it.
00:21:43You're one of those people who had a crush on Louis or something, right?
00:21:46Or maybe on the Belushi's money.
00:21:49It's too bad it didn't work out for you.
00:21:51Dare you talk to me like that!
00:21:53Well, fine, you'll leave me no choice. I'll just have to teach you a lesson.
00:21:55What about if I just strip you naked and throw you out into the street and show everyone what a
00:22:02cheap little whore you really are?
00:22:04Take the fight, okay? I'll strike you a good whore.
00:22:07No!
00:22:09You're the...
00:22:11Stop!
00:22:12Let go of her!
00:22:13It's you?
00:22:18Stop!
00:22:19Let go of her!
00:22:21It's you?
00:22:22I guess it's my turn to save you, Ms. Lawyer.
00:22:26Here.
00:22:28What?
00:22:30So you're at it again, huh?
00:22:32Bullying people weaker than you?
00:22:34Zach, what the hell has gotten into you?
00:22:36And whose boyfriend are you?
00:22:38And how did you two even meet?
00:22:39Spare me, Charlotte.
00:22:41You and I only dated because our agents told us to.
00:22:44Nobody believed that was real, least of all you.
00:22:49Steve, from the Bellucci group.
00:22:52What are you doing here?
00:22:54Ms. Anne, it's come to my attention that you've had a physical altercation with Ms. Mann.
00:22:59Are you hurt?
00:23:00What, did they screw up your prescription?
00:23:01She's covered in marks.
00:23:03Yeah.
00:23:04Caught a few hits.
00:23:08Steve, don't hesitate.
00:23:10Let Anne slap her back.
00:23:12Ms. Mann.
00:23:14I'm sure you're aware that your behavior towards any member of the Bellucci family is completely unacceptable.
00:23:22Ms. Anne.
00:23:24You took several hits.
00:23:25My recommendation?
00:23:27Strike back immediately.
00:23:28You have the full backing of the Bellucci family.
00:23:31No need to hesitate.
00:23:33Yeah, tell you what, I got some dirt on Charlotte too.
00:23:36Shouldn't waste the opportunity while we're both here.
00:23:37Go on, hit her.
00:23:58You know, you really do deserve this slap, but I'm not gonna be an asshole like you.
00:24:07Thanks.
00:24:08Anne.
00:24:09Anne.
00:24:10Anne.
00:24:12Give me my script!
00:24:13This is my set!
00:24:16Sir, do we go ahead with slapping Charlotte?
00:24:20Anne made her choice.
00:24:21Let's hold off for now.
00:24:24Anne.
00:24:25Anne.
00:24:29Zach, um, thank you for your help back there, really, but I'm married, and if you're looking for someone to
00:24:35hook up with to feel your boring Friday night, I am not that person.
00:24:40Well, that'd be nice, but no, I just came to give you this.
00:24:44Oh, and uh, you got mine, still.
00:24:47Right, sorry, here.
00:24:49Oh my god, no, keep it, I was joking.
00:24:51I was gonna return something to you that was just in the right wrist pocket there.
00:24:57My badge!
00:24:59I thought I lost this for good.
00:25:00Yeah, you left it on your fake lawyering day.
00:25:02Right.
00:25:07Um, about in there, I'm sorry, I don't usually talk like that.
00:25:11Yeah, I believe you.
00:25:14It seems like our vibes warmed up a little bit.
00:25:16You wanna grab a drink?
00:25:18I'd love to, again, but, um, I am married, so.
00:25:22Well, I know that, Mrs. Bellucci, but, come on, everyone knows that marriage is fake.
00:25:28Believe me, been there, no judgement, but, uh, you're not actually in love with Sleeping Beauty, are you?
00:25:34It's funny that you call him that, um, but I really have to go, so.
00:25:38Here's my card, and I'll see you around.
00:25:41Bye-bye.
00:25:43Uh, wait, let me drive you home.
00:25:49Is this, keep, I,
00:25:52What a cursed day.
00:25:54Nothing is going right, everything is wrong, and Zack, seriously?
00:25:57Suddenly playing hero for that nobody?
00:26:05Is that, Zack's car?
00:26:08Who's he waiting for?
00:26:10Or, probably an actress.
00:26:12We're literally outside the studio.
00:26:14Well, whoever she is, lucky her.
00:26:17Zack is absolutely waiting for you.
00:26:20No question.
00:26:21Surely, he must have realized that he was way out of line earlier, and is waiting to drive me home
00:26:27as an apology.
00:26:39What the hell are you doing, Zack? Open the door! Now!
00:26:43What the hell am I doing? What the hell are you doing? Why are you yanking on my car?
00:26:47Obviously, you pissed me off earlier. So here's what's happening. You're gonna drive me home. Now!
00:26:52Wow, yeah, there is really something wrong with you. Have you seen Anna around? She was just here.
00:26:57What are you talking about?
00:26:59What are you talking about?
00:27:00That little bitch!
00:27:02Right, yeah, why'd I even ask you?
00:27:04What?
00:27:04Damn, she probably left without waiting for me.
00:27:07Without waiting for-
00:27:07Well, you know what they say.
00:27:09What did they say?
00:27:10Zack, what?
00:27:12Zack!
00:27:17Zack!
00:27:19That's rough. Was she trying to get in the car and got shut down publicly?
00:27:24Man, I'm embarrassed for her.
00:27:26Wait. Hold on. Isn't that Charlotte Mann, the famous actress?
00:27:31Really? Charlotte just got rejected?
00:27:35I'm texting my friends.
00:27:39Oh my god. Are you okay?
00:27:41I've tried to get a little bitch!
00:27:43I'm gonna kill her!
00:27:45No!
00:27:52Welcome home.
00:27:55How's it going?
00:27:56Good. Good.
00:27:59Did anything happen today?
00:28:02Did anybody bully you?
00:28:03Any handsome stranger try to rescue you?
00:28:07Are you the one that sent Steve?
00:28:10I should have known it was you.
00:28:12You don't have to thank me.
00:28:14But if I'd known you and Zach were so close,
00:28:16I wouldn't have had it sent Steve.
00:28:17Okay, Zach and I only met once.
00:28:19He's just very kind-hearted.
00:28:24So kind-hearted that he's trying to help nurse a married woman?
00:28:28It's none of your business, okay?
00:28:30Well, that kind of hurts.
00:28:32I came fully prepared to care.
00:28:36Fine.
00:28:37Only because I don't want my face to Bruce.
00:28:42I'm gonna come meet you.
00:28:46How'd you hurt your knee?
00:29:11Um, the ointment?
00:29:13Yeah, right. Sorry, yeah, the ointment.
00:29:23You said, how'd you hurt your knee?
00:29:26On the type of other trips over air?
00:29:29It was, um, before Steve got there.
00:29:32That asshole I was supposed to interview.
00:29:35Nothing new.
00:29:37Industry's full of people like that.
00:29:38Okay, well, if you come across another asshole,
00:29:40just let me know. Handle it.
00:29:42You're being weirdly sweet today.
00:29:44It's very suspicious.
00:29:45I'm being practical, okay?
00:29:47You shouldn't have to deal with idiots.
00:29:49Inefficient, alright?
00:29:51Focus on what matters.
00:29:53Tracking down my brother.
00:29:54Okay. Whatever you say.
00:30:04Oh my god.
00:30:08Oh my god.
00:30:10Charlotte got recast?
00:30:12Charlotte's no longer involved in this project.
00:30:15After the stunt she pulled today,
00:30:17she's not getting work for a long time.
00:30:20How do you know so much about that?
00:30:23Did you make the call?
00:30:25It's easy.
00:30:26No big deal, right?
00:30:27No need to thank me.
00:30:28Look at you.
00:30:31I might actually start liking you.
00:30:37Uh, I'm gonna go to bed.
00:30:39I'm getting kinda tired.
00:30:42Night.
00:30:42Good day.
00:30:48You are too best.
00:30:49I'm sorry ma'am.
00:30:50You are not permitted inside.
00:30:52Uh, not permitted?
00:30:53I work here.
00:30:55Not anymore.
00:30:56This is bullshit.
00:30:57Let me in, or I'm going to-
00:30:59This is all because of that little bitch!
00:31:02Charlotte?
00:31:03I think you should see this.
00:31:04What now?
00:31:05A five million dollar reward.
00:31:07Give me that.
00:31:10Oh.
00:31:11Five million, huh?
00:31:12For a baby?
00:31:16Well.
00:31:17Looks like my chance finally showed up.
00:31:21Ha ha ha.
00:31:22I don't want to stop it.
00:31:41They say this stuff could make even a coma patient operator.
00:31:46Once he loses control, they'll have to accept me.
00:31:48Hmph.
00:31:57Shana!
00:31:58I brought you the latest hat bag!
00:31:59Tsk.
00:32:11Tsk.
00:32:12Tsk.
00:32:18Tsk.
00:32:29Lewis, are you there?
00:32:38Oh, poor coma boy.
00:32:40How could I possibly expect you to answer me?
00:32:53Oh, looks like it's really kicking in.
00:32:57I did good, didn't I?
00:33:10Are you kidding me?
00:33:15Hello?
00:33:17Oh, yes, fine.
00:33:19I'll be there in a few minutes.
00:33:23This isn't over, Lewis.
00:33:25Not by a long shift.
00:33:37Lewis, what's wrong?
00:33:43Lewis, what's wrong?
00:33:45I don't know what's happening here.
00:33:48I want you so badly.
00:33:51I'm right here.
00:34:14I got to know you want this too.
00:34:15Yeah.
00:34:17I want you.
00:34:46I got to know you're there.
00:34:47My arm's killing me.
00:34:50Yeah, mine too.
00:34:57Would you mind unlocking me?
00:34:58I'm so sorry.
00:35:00I am so sorry.
00:35:02I got that yesterday.
00:35:03I thought we might as well try it.
00:35:06As long as you had fun.
00:35:09I take full responsibility about last night.
00:35:13Don't make it sound so intense.
00:35:14It was just one night.
00:35:15Okay, let me look for the key.
00:35:17What do you mean just one night?
00:35:19It means what it means.
00:35:24You are being released.
00:35:27Anne, are you in there?
00:35:33Anne, are you in there?
00:35:34You missed breakfast.
00:35:36You should at least have some lunch.
00:35:38Yes, yeah, I will be down in just a minute.
00:35:40Anne, what are you doing?
00:35:43Turn it the other way.
00:35:44I'm coming in right now.
00:35:48Oh, morning.
00:35:51Wow.
00:35:52Last night was quite productive.
00:35:56Anne, you certainly have the imagination.
00:36:01Yeah, I get that a lot.
00:36:04I'm just...
00:36:05I'm very committed to earning that $5 million bonus.
00:36:09Well, I'll leave you to it.
00:36:12Oh, and don't forget to come down for lunch later.
00:36:14Yes.
00:36:19Oh, my God.
00:36:21That was close.
00:36:25Are you okay?
00:36:26Why aren't you saying anything?
00:36:30No, it's evil locked.
00:36:36I meant what I said earlier about taking responsibility.
00:36:40What else do you think there is to do?
00:36:43I mean, we already got married.
00:36:44That was kind of the irresponsible thing.
00:36:46I mean, you're, like, tough to deal with sometimes, but, like, I'm, I mean, like, making more of an effort
00:36:51to, like, like you and care for you.
00:36:54Wow.
00:36:55Oh, thanks.
00:36:58That's probably the worst confession I've ever heard.
00:37:01Whatever.
00:37:02I'm not really looking to date anyone right now anyway.
00:37:05I mean, priorities are my career and making money.
00:37:08I see.
00:37:11See what?
00:37:13Hey, Steve.
00:37:15Uh, I needed an immediate acquisition of, uh, what's your company called?
00:37:20AD Studios.
00:37:21Of AD Studios.
00:37:22Do this right away.
00:37:23Once you get full ownership, transfer it to Ann Morris.
00:37:26Yeah.
00:37:27Right now.
00:37:31What are you doing?
00:37:32That is not what I meant.
00:37:33Stop.
00:37:33You said you wanted money and power.
00:37:35I'm giving you both.
00:37:36God, you are impossible to talk to.
00:37:38Take it back now.
00:37:41Steve, hold off on that.
00:37:42I have to figure out what Mrs. Bellucci actually wants.
00:37:46What is your problem?
00:37:55Men and their ideas.
00:37:57It's truly horrifying.
00:38:01I just need to take this scandal shot, get the money, and disappear.
00:38:14Oh, hey.
00:38:16Zach, what a coincidence.
00:38:18Ann, it's good to see you.
00:38:20You can let go now?
00:38:22Oh, why would I do that?
00:38:23You're literally falling for me.
00:38:25Mmm.
00:38:27A bit greasy.
00:38:28That's a fair critique.
00:38:29In my defense, I thought it was a good pun at the time.
00:38:33What are you doing all geared up?
00:38:34Where are you headed?
00:38:34I actually am headed to investigate some very classified, unspeakable stuff.
00:38:41Hmm.
00:38:43You know, I think I recognize that guy.
00:38:46What guy?
00:38:47The guy in the picture sticking out of your very classified and unspeakable little bag.
00:38:59Mind if I take a closer look?
00:39:02Yeah, why not?
00:39:13Okay, dig into your memory.
00:39:15Where do you know him from?
00:39:17Oh, yeah.
00:39:19This guy's been in pictures with some of my mafia buddies.
00:39:22Mafia buddies?
00:39:24You have mafia buddies.
00:39:26The Carruccias.
00:39:27It's funny, when you're making your indie film, you make some strange friends.
00:39:32Uh-huh.
00:39:33Yeah.
00:39:34They just love westerns.
00:39:36Tried to get them in as extras, but those guys do not take direction.
00:39:41Hey, mister.
00:39:44Why, I'll buy some flowers?
00:39:46Get some for your girlfriend.
00:39:48I'll give you a couple's discount.
00:39:49Oh, no, we're...
00:39:50We'll take the whole bunch.
00:39:53Yeah.
00:39:55It's for you.
00:39:58Thank you, mister.
00:39:59You really did not have to do that.
00:40:02Come on, kid's just trying to make a living.
00:40:04Yeah.
00:40:05I guess it helps him out, so.
00:40:10Hey, Anne, I had something important to tell you.
00:40:19Hey, Anne, I had something important to tell you.
00:40:23Yep.
00:40:44It's too bad about the flowers.
00:40:46Um, what were you going to say earlier?
00:40:52Nothing.
00:40:53Nothing important.
00:40:55Come on, let's go.
00:41:05What the hell happened here?
00:41:07Uh, a bunch of people stormed in here earlier, and they, uh, trashed your desk.
00:41:12You guys didn't try to stop them?
00:41:14They looked way too scary.
00:41:16We were not about to die for your desk.
00:41:18Why would they even do that?
00:41:21Maybe you should check the gossip headlines yourself.
00:41:27Caught on camera.
00:41:29Notorious paparazzi Anne Morris spotted on a street date with movie star Zac Efron.
00:41:34Rumor has it...
00:41:35What is this bullshit?
00:41:36Who even wrote this?
00:41:39Flash grid?
00:41:40Come on, I pose as a fake lawyer wants to scare them.
00:41:43Did they have to go this far just for revenge?
00:41:50Anne Morris, Anne Morris, over here.
00:41:52Are you the reason he and Charlotte split?
00:41:54Did you break them up?
00:41:55She doesn't deserve him.
00:41:57You ruined the cutest couple ever, you homewrecker.
00:42:00Oh my god, this is the worst.
00:42:28Who is that?
00:42:31Who is that guy?
00:42:33Is it possible that's Louis Bellucci?
00:42:35No, wait.
00:42:36That's Louis Bellucci.
00:42:36He's been in a coma.
00:42:37Everyone knows that.
00:42:38Okay.
00:42:40Whatever misunderstandings there may be, whatever rumors you may have heard, does not give you
00:42:44the right to attack my wife.
00:42:46Stop it now.
00:42:48Or the Bellucci group will not hesitate to take legal action.
00:42:51That's really Louis Bellucci.
00:42:53The heir.
00:42:54Mr. Bellucci, when did you marry Ann Morris?
00:42:56And do you realize that she is a notoriously infamous paparazzi?
00:43:01Mr. Bellucci, if I'm not mistaken, weren't you in a coma?
00:43:05When did you wake up?
00:43:06Let me clear some things up for you.
00:43:08Number one, yes, I woke up recently.
00:43:12My health is no longer a concern.
00:43:14Number two, what happened yesterday?
00:43:16There seems to be some misunderstandings.
00:43:19Zach is a trusted business partner of mine.
00:43:21Twisting photos into some scandalous thing is not only irresponsible, it's just a waste of time.
00:43:26Number three, about Ann.
00:43:30We have been in love since the moment we got married.
00:43:33She is a wonderful person and deserves all your respect.
00:43:37Obviously, whatever she chooses to pursue, I will back her.
00:43:42Wow.
00:43:43The Bellucci heir looks nothing like those rumors about him being old and ugly.
00:43:48He's actually insanely good looking.
00:43:51Maybe we got this whole thing wrong.
00:43:53I mean, why would Ann cheat with Zach if she was just standing next to her?
00:43:57We have been in love since the day we got married.
00:43:59She is a wonderful person and deserves your respect.
00:44:03What?
00:44:04What love?
00:44:05Get out of here!
00:44:06Linda!
00:44:07What now?
00:44:09Whatever she decides to pursue, I will back her.
00:44:11Is that Louis Bellucci?
00:44:14Isn't he supposed to be basically a vegetable?
00:44:17I know!
00:44:18Weren't the rumors saying that he was old and ugly and practically dying?
00:44:23Why does he look that handsome?
00:44:25Oh my god!
00:44:26Why is this happening?
00:44:28Why does Ann get all the luck?
00:44:30Refusing to marry him is the stupidest decision I've made in my entire life!
00:44:37Linda?
00:44:40Linda?
00:44:41Linda!
00:44:41Linda!
00:44:42Linda!
00:44:45Now, I feel like I've answered all your questions as kindly and as calmly as I possibly could.
00:44:50But hear me now.
00:44:52If rumors like this come up again, and there is anything about my wife or the Bellucci group,
00:44:58I will sue immediately.
00:45:03Good day.
00:45:08Really.
00:45:10Come on.
00:45:12Let's go home.
00:45:13Yes.
00:45:20Oh my god.
00:45:23Oh my god.
00:45:26Thank god you're finally awake.
00:45:28I knew all my daily good deeds would finally pay off one day.
00:45:33Grandma, it's been like half an hour.
00:45:35It's getting a little creepy.
00:45:36Oh, you're right.
00:45:37I might have gone a little overboard.
00:45:40Oh, did I even introduce you to Ann?
00:45:43Uh, yeah.
00:45:44Yeah, yeah.
00:45:44We just met.
00:45:46But, uh, it already feels familiar.
00:45:51Yeah.
00:45:53Same for me.
00:45:59Come in.
00:46:01I cleaned your jacket for you.
00:46:04Thank you so much for today.
00:46:05For taking all those hits from me.
00:46:07That's what husbands are supposed to do.
00:46:13Do you want to sit?
00:46:19Well, now that you're publicly awake, uh, have you thought about what's next?
00:46:26Honestly, no.
00:46:27No, today was pretty much all impulse.
00:46:30I-I still got my head on straight.
00:46:32Don't worry.
00:46:33If you want, I can write something up for you, polish your business image a bit.
00:46:36No, you don't have to rush to pay me back, okay?
00:46:38I met what I said.
00:46:39Take responsibility.
00:46:41Yeah.
00:46:43I know.
00:46:43I know.
00:46:48I know.
00:46:57Oh my god.
00:46:58I totally forgot.
00:47:00I came here to tell you something super important.
00:47:04Oh my god.
00:47:06I totally forgot.
00:47:07I came here to tell you something super important.
00:47:09Okay.
00:47:09Alright, yeah.
00:47:10What is it?
00:47:11I found out that your brother Vincent might have some ties to the mob.
00:47:14Okay, yeah.
00:47:15Makes sense.
00:47:16I tapped some connections, did some light stalking, and I found out that on Friday he's meeting
00:47:21with the mob at an abandoned factory up north.
00:47:23They're cooking up some kind of underground deal.
00:47:27I'm impressed.
00:47:29By-by you, not-not by Vincent, obviously.
00:47:33I know.
00:47:34And on Friday, I'm gonna go myself and see what they're up to.
00:47:37No.
00:47:37No, I'll send my guys.
00:47:39I-I can't risk that.
00:47:40That's too dangerous.
00:47:41No, that's- trust me, it's the kind of thing that I should handle.
00:47:45Besides, I won't be alone.
00:47:47What do you mean?
00:47:48Well, I'm gonna find an assistant.
00:47:51Preferably someone quick, smart, good in a fight.
00:47:57Okay, I see what you're saying.
00:47:59Alright.
00:48:00I'll go with you.
00:48:01Okay, come on.
00:48:02I'm not letting Chanda murder me for dragging you out.
00:48:04I'm responsible for my subcontractor's health, okay?
00:48:07Don't worry about Chanda.
00:48:09We'll sneak out anyway.
00:48:12Okay.
00:48:13Okay?
00:48:14Sounds kind of funny.
00:48:39Sorry.
00:48:40Are you sure no one's gonna snap us in a place like this?
00:48:44You know, I've been doing this five years.
00:48:46Turns out the most dangerous places are where you're the safest.
00:48:49Okay.
00:48:54Oops, sorry.
00:48:55Forgot to turn the flash off.
00:49:03It's not funny.
00:49:04Now I know why the paparazzi is all over you.
00:49:06You're way too easy to spot.
00:49:09Sir?
00:49:11You may want to see this.
00:49:16Always causing trouble.
00:49:18Let's go.
00:49:19Where, Sarah?
00:49:20The C from Shaq, and you're driving.
00:49:31Thanks, man.
00:49:32So have you thought at all about that exclusive interview?
00:49:35Don't do those every day.
00:49:37Of course.
00:49:38I mean, after our latest scandal, we both have plenty of buzz.
00:49:42That interview would be huge.
00:49:44I hope so.
00:49:45But, uh, judging from your outfit today, I don't know if you've fully adapted to the celebrity lifestyle.
00:49:50Okay.
00:49:51Don't remind me.
00:49:52You have no idea what I went through that day.
00:49:54I literally escaped the office under a bunch of flying food.
00:49:59But Lewis showed up, so that was helpful.
00:50:03Well, that sure was convenient timing for him.
00:50:06I was coming to help you.
00:50:07I just...
00:50:08I never marketed it.
00:50:09It's okay.
00:50:10This exclusive totally makes up for it.
00:50:13You know, I've never done one of these before.
00:50:16What do I get?
00:50:20Um...
00:50:21Well, I can...
00:50:22How about I serve you a crab leg?
00:50:40You guys mind if I join?
00:50:41Lewis?
00:50:42What are you doing here?
00:50:43Photos of you already online.
00:50:45I thought I was your husband.
00:50:47It was my responsibility to show up, you know.
00:50:49Make sure no scandals happen.
00:50:52Like someone hitting on a married woman.
00:50:56Like someone hitting on a married woman.
00:50:59Wow, that is incredible.
00:51:01You've only been awake, what, three, four hours and already you're letting your insecurity talk.
00:51:07I'm just here to make sure that, uh, no questionable people get close to my wife.
00:51:13Call it a responsibility, you know?
00:51:15Well, I mean you did already ruin her reputation last time, right?
00:51:19So I'm not responsible enough to marry her while I'm deep in a coma, box in her entire life as
00:51:23a result.
00:51:24Okay, I think there has been a misunderstanding.
00:51:27Lewis, Zach very nicely asked me to do this exclusive interview for him.
00:51:31That is why we're having lunch today.
00:51:32Oh, an exclusive interview. That sounds interesting.
00:51:38Maybe they should ask you about your dating history.
00:51:41There's probably a lot of interesting stuff there, huh?
00:51:44Yeah, there's a ton.
00:51:45I've gotten up to a bunch the past couple of years.
00:51:47It's the type of thing that you can do when you're not unconscious.
00:51:49Okay, how about we all eat some seafood?
00:51:52This is a huge combo.
00:51:53I'm just betting boundaries.
00:51:55Something you clearly know nothing about.
00:51:57Oh, I know boundaries.
00:52:00Like not telling Anne what she can and can't do.
00:52:02Not interrupting when she's trying to have a nice dinner with a friend.
00:52:05Oh my god.
00:52:07I think I've had enough of this childish little bickering, so enjoy this feast without me.
00:52:12I'm gonna go.
00:52:13Okay, Anne.
00:52:14Anne!
00:52:19Bellucci, air my ass. Can't even pick up the tab.
00:52:27Hey, walking away is not a great habit.
00:52:29But I know Zach is incredibly annoying.
00:52:32Well, don't pin it all on him. You act like you're in kindergarten.
00:52:35And now I am seriously worried about tomorrow's investigation.
00:52:38Okay, well don't be. I'm going with you.
00:52:41Yeah, that's kind of the reason why I'm worried.
00:52:45Just promise me that whatever happens tomorrow, you follow my lead. Okay?
00:52:51Okay.
00:53:07What?
00:53:09Nice outfit.
00:53:11It's not easy toning down all...
00:53:14Okay, hot guy.
00:53:16Let's move.
00:53:19Oh, no, no, no.
00:53:21We're not taking that. That's way too high key.
00:53:25We're taking that.
00:53:45All right. Do we really need to do this?
00:53:48Yes. Absolutely. This is called low profile.
00:53:51Okay, then why do I feel like everyone's staring and judging me?
00:53:56Probably because you still look good even if you're squished on the backseat like that.
00:54:01Yeah, I'll keep telling myself that.
00:54:03All right, come on.
00:54:16I think you can let go now.
00:54:18Yeah.
00:54:22Well...
00:54:26Here we are.
00:54:27From now on, we travel light.
00:54:30I brought something too.
00:54:34Why did you bring those?
00:54:35In case I need to punch them.
00:54:37Yeah.
00:54:37Keep them under control.
00:54:39Okay, let's hope it doesn't come to that.
00:54:43If I recall, you handcuffed me for the entire night the other night.
00:54:49I think it's your turn to see how it feels.
00:54:50Are you...
00:54:50Lewis!
00:54:52Can you not be five years old for one second?
00:54:54It's not a big deal.
00:54:55Okay, look.
00:54:56All right?
00:54:57Now we're both handcuffed.
00:54:59See? No big deal.
00:55:00Can you get it off, please?
00:55:01We have to go.
00:55:02I have a key. Relax.
00:55:10Take it off.
00:55:11I think I left it at home.
00:55:13You what?
00:55:14Okay, hold on.
00:55:15Maybe I can get it off without it.
00:55:17Take it off.
00:55:17We just got here and we already looked like idiots.
00:55:20I'm so sorry.
00:55:22I didn't expect them to be so user hostile.
00:55:25Well, guess we're stuck like this now.
00:55:28Whatever.
00:55:29We have to go.
00:55:41Why did that idiot have to wake up now?
00:55:44This ruins the whole plan.
00:55:45Okay?
00:55:46He's roasting you.
00:55:51I'm gonna get my recorder.
00:55:57Okay.
00:55:59Follow my lead.
00:56:05Welp.
00:56:15Welp.
00:56:16I guess the poison I used on Louis Bellucci was way too mild.
00:56:20That moron actually woke up.
00:56:23Reed, have you seen?
00:56:24No.
00:56:25We handled everything clean.
00:56:27Good.
00:56:28Good.
00:56:30The chairman of the Kennedy Group won't make it through the week.
00:56:32I want it done clean, fast, and I want it traced to no one.
00:56:36You got it?
00:56:39And the payment?
00:56:41We still haven't been paid for taking out Kennedy's partners.
00:56:44Last time or the time before.
00:56:46We risk our lives out here, you know.
00:56:48We don't do charity.
00:56:49Yeah.
00:56:49I got it.
00:56:51Relax.
00:56:52Okay?
00:56:53You'll get your money.
00:56:54I'll wire it soon.
00:56:56But, if you help me take out Louis Bellucci and clear the way for me as the CEO of the
00:57:01Bellucci Group, I'll pay double.
00:57:06I've got enough footage.
00:57:17Who's there?
00:57:19No one gets out of here knowing what happened.
00:57:21Go!
00:57:22Take them out!
00:57:24Oh, gotcha.
00:57:24Go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:57:26Alright.
00:57:30No, no, no, no, guys.
00:57:30Come, come, come, come, come.
00:57:31Hey, hey, store's off.
00:57:32Up, come, here.
00:57:36There they are.
00:57:45Come on.
00:57:47Come on.
00:57:47Help me over here.
00:57:50Come on.
00:57:50Use more muscle, man.
00:57:53Oh, fuck.
00:57:54Fuck.
00:57:55This sounds efficient, man.
00:57:57I'll have to kill them.
00:57:58Man, fuck it in pants anyways.
00:57:59Fuck this shit.
00:58:00Fuck.
00:58:01Oh.
00:58:02Okay.
00:58:03That was terrifying.
00:58:05But, it's an accomplished though, right?
00:58:08I mean, we basically got your brother to confess to trying to kill you.
00:58:11So, that's helpful.
00:58:13I don't know how to thank you.
00:58:16Sure you do.
00:58:18Just raise the price.
00:58:20Twelve million.
00:58:21Twelve?
00:58:21Okay.
00:58:22Why don't you just aim higher?
00:58:23Why don't you just ask for the shares of the Bellucci Group?
00:58:26Well, careful.
00:58:27I might actually take you up on that.
00:58:31Okay, well, we're safe for now, but how are we going to get out of here?
00:58:46Great.
00:58:54Okay, I think we're stuck in here.
00:58:55Yeah, well, handcuffed in case you forgot.
00:58:58And no service.
00:59:00Does anyone else even know where we are?
00:59:01No, Steve doesn't even know where I am.
00:59:04I guess we just...
00:59:08Leave it up to fate?
00:59:14Well, what happened?
00:59:15Where are they?
00:59:15They ran into the room.
00:59:16It was locked.
00:59:18I think they got away.
00:59:20Got away.
00:59:24You're useless.
00:59:25You're both absolutely useless.
00:59:27Did you...
00:59:28Did you at least get a look at their face?
00:59:29What did they look like?
00:59:31A man and a woman.
00:59:33The woman looked like that paparazzi from the recent scandal.
00:59:36Yeah.
00:59:38Recent scandal.
00:59:41Ann Morris.
00:59:43And the guy with her.
00:59:44It must have been that actor guy.
00:59:45Zach making headlines.
00:59:46Was he good looking?
00:59:48I don't know.
00:59:49Was he cute?
00:59:50Was he hot?
00:59:51Was he beautiful?
00:59:51He's cute.
00:59:52He's good.
00:59:53Good looking.
00:59:55Then it's gotta be them.
00:59:56Let's go.
00:59:57Let's go get them.
01:00:02I mean, it's not so bad.
01:00:03It could be worse.
01:00:04You know, worst case scenario, they find us in a couple of days.
01:00:07We have the camera.
01:00:08It's all the evidence.
01:00:10Basically national heroes.
01:00:12Yeah.
01:00:14Honored for exposing your darling brother who pretends to be a harmless pretty peacock,
01:00:20but is actually a hitman hiring psychopath.
01:00:23By the way, you guys are brothers.
01:00:25How are you this different?
01:00:27I didn't even know I had a brother until after college.
01:00:30I thought I had the perfect family.
01:00:31And my parents died.
01:00:34And I saw him for the first time at the funeral.
01:00:39That's how I learned my dad was cheating.
01:00:41And I had a half brother that had any woman.
01:00:45So my grandma took him in and pretty soon he wanted to take over the company.
01:00:50And he poisoned me.
01:00:53More than once.
01:00:56Steve started to handle everything for me and just tried to make sure he didn't put the company under.
01:01:02You know, sometimes the expectations of everything can just weigh you down, you know?
01:01:10I guess too many expectations is better than none.
01:01:15When my mom died, my dad let my stepmom run everything.
01:01:21None of them believed in me.
01:01:22They didn't want me to succeed.
01:01:25But I just...
01:01:28I pushed through and I worked really hard and studied and...
01:01:32I'm gonna be happier than any of them ever will be.
01:01:36I know you will.
01:01:38I always thought that.
01:01:40If you let me, I'd really like to be there to see it.
01:01:45Yeah.
01:01:48I'd like that.
01:01:50How about this?
01:01:53In two weeks we get married for real.
01:01:58Okay.
01:01:59Let's do it properly this time.
01:02:01Okay.
01:02:19You two are...
01:02:21together.
01:02:22What's going on?
01:02:23What did I miss?
01:02:25It's not what it looks like.
01:02:26Yes.
01:02:28Well, maybe it is.
01:02:29We are together now.
01:02:31I was gone for one day.
01:02:33What happened?
01:02:33You'll be fine, Zack.
01:02:35Okay?
01:02:37Thank you, by the way.
01:02:38How did you guys even find us?
01:02:40Well, we'd been trying to reach you all day and got nothing.
01:02:43Finally, Zack decided to track your location on your phone.
01:02:48Searched every room in this factory.
01:02:50This storage room is the only one that was left.
01:02:52Got a technician to open the doors.
01:02:55I really appreciate that.
01:02:57Anne and I both really appreciate that.
01:03:01Anne, can I talk to you alone for a second?
01:03:04I would love to, but...
01:03:06Unfortunately, we're a little chained up at the moment, so unless you want me part of that conversation, I don't
01:03:10think so.
01:03:14Oh, how about tomorrow?
01:03:16Gotcha.
01:03:18Um...
01:03:19Seems like you two have this sorted.
01:03:21I think I've done my part.
01:03:22I'm gonna head out.
01:03:25I'm gonna go to a bar.
01:03:27I'm gonna get very drunk.
01:03:28I'm gonna hook up with a random woman.
01:03:32Maybe a man.
01:03:33Who knows?
01:03:34Don't text me.
01:03:39Listen, you shouldn't have jumped in and answered for me.
01:03:43I'll find the time to talk to him tomorrow.
01:03:45You're right, I'm sorry.
01:03:46I know you can handle it.
01:04:10I can break it to you, but you've been hugging that cocktail and crying for, like, three hours.
01:04:17Come on, man.
01:04:20Yeah, it is what it is.
01:04:24Are you sure you don't recognize me, man?
01:04:28Nope.
01:04:32But, since you look so miserable, this one's on me.
01:04:41Judgey Jason over here.
01:04:45Welcome to my bar, you look haggard.
01:04:53Oh boy.
01:04:54I only had two drinks.
01:04:56My tolerance isn't that bad.
01:05:04Zach, watch out! Behind you!
01:05:06Oh, shit.
01:05:08What the fuck, man?
01:05:09You just bought me a drink.
01:05:11Seconds ago.
01:05:12Oh my god, Zach.
01:05:13Zach, are you okay?
01:05:15The drink, I'm figuring it out.
01:05:17Zach.
01:05:18Zach, I love you.
01:05:20I'm your number one fan.
01:05:22I've been waiting my whole life for this moment.
01:05:25Sure, yeah.
01:05:26Zach, he's like your insane super fan or something.
01:05:28And he drugged my drink.
01:05:31I'm going down soon.
01:05:32We gotta run.
01:05:32You.
01:05:33You're that woman from the scandal.
01:05:35What's that?
01:05:36Mm-hmm.
01:05:37You filthy bitch!
01:05:40I'm gonna kill you!
01:05:41Run, run, run!
01:05:42Let's go.
01:05:46Come on, come on, come on.
01:05:47Go right here, go right here.
01:05:49Oh.
01:05:52And this is hitting really hard.
01:05:54I cannot run anymore.
01:05:55You gotta stay with me, okay?
01:05:57You'll be fine.
01:05:58And this is a shitload of Molly and GHB.
01:06:02I am not gonna be awake for very long.
01:06:04You just gotta call the cops and leave me, man.
01:06:07Dear Zach, where are you?
01:06:11Don't hide from me.
01:06:16I'm just a ski kid.
01:06:19I'm gonna run away myself.
01:06:21Hey!
01:06:21Psycho!
01:06:22You bitch.
01:06:24If you know what's good for you, step aside right now.
01:06:27I might just let you walk away.
01:06:29Not a chance.
01:06:31I'm actually gonna teach you a lesson for Zach.
01:06:37Zach here would never like a fan like you.
01:06:41That's all you got?
01:06:43Of course not.
01:06:45You're really pathetic, did you know that?
01:06:47I bet you just pretended to be nice to get close to Zach and drug him.
01:06:50Is that right?
01:06:51You say that you love him, but you can't even show him your true self?
01:06:53It's disgusting!
01:06:54You better stop doing this.
01:06:56You know, the second Zach sees you, he would have run in the other direction
01:06:58because he hates people like you.
01:06:59And he chose me.
01:07:01Not you.
01:07:01Never you.
01:07:02You bitch!
01:07:04I'm gonna bash your head in!
01:07:06You don't mean to do that!
01:07:07Ah!
01:07:08Nice!
01:07:12Whoa!
01:07:13What?
01:07:14Hey!
01:07:14Hey!
01:07:15You okay?
01:07:16Yeah, fine.
01:07:17Take him to the Bellucci Mansion.
01:07:20Don't tell anyone.
01:07:21Hey!
01:07:21Hey!
01:07:24Um, Zach passed out.
01:07:25The guy drugged him.
01:07:26It's fine.
01:07:26My guys will take him to the hospital.
01:07:28He told me your location.
01:07:29That's how I knew you were here.
01:07:30Really?
01:07:31Yeah.
01:07:32I didn't expect you guys to ever work together.
01:07:38What?
01:07:39What?
01:07:42Talk.
01:07:44Right now.
01:07:45Who sent you?
01:07:46Who sent you?
01:07:46No one.
01:07:48Nobody sent me.
01:07:50I did it myself.
01:07:51I just love Zach.
01:07:53That's all.
01:07:54Oh, really?
01:07:55Let's go over a few things.
01:07:57Shall we?
01:07:58You're not a bartender.
01:07:59You just disguised yourself as one tonight.
01:08:02And you just happened to be carrying a sedative?
01:08:04It sure seems like you were after Zach.
01:08:06But the real puzzle is, how did you even know he was going to be there?
01:08:10Stop messing with him.
01:08:12Fine.
01:08:13We already know everything.
01:08:15We unlocked your phone, so we're just giving you a chance to say it yourself.
01:08:18All right.
01:08:18All right.
01:08:19I'll talk.
01:08:21I love Zach.
01:08:23Okay.
01:08:24Last night, this man in the purple suit just suddenly showed up.
01:08:28He said he could help me have Zach.
01:08:31He said he knew people around him and could track his location.
01:08:34I'm still obsessed with the purple suits.
01:08:37He gave me the sedative.
01:08:39Told me exactly what to do.
01:08:41He said I could have Zach all night as long as I sent some photos afterward of us.
01:08:48You know.
01:08:51Together.
01:08:57Okay, that is disgusting.
01:08:59Okay, here's what's going to happen.
01:09:00You're going to call him right now.
01:09:02You're going to say you got something about Zach.
01:09:05You're going to meet him at the park nearby.
01:09:07You got it?
01:09:14You're going to say you're the most.
01:09:14So, what's going on buddy?
01:09:16Figured you'd be busy tonight.
01:09:18Too busy to mess with anyone else, especially me.
01:09:21I am.
01:09:22Right.
01:09:23Introductions.
01:09:24This is Charlotte.
01:09:24She helped us track Zach's phone.
01:09:26And apparently, you have some huge dirt on Zach that she insisted on be here to
01:09:31hear for herself.
01:09:32You really are delightfully wicked, aren't you?
01:09:34Alright, enough.
01:09:36Okay, so spill it already. What's this zapping?
01:09:40I'm...
01:09:42I'm...
01:09:42Sorry.
01:09:46Wait, no. What's going on?
01:09:48Vincent Bellucci?
01:09:50Charlemagne, you're under arrest for conspiracy to commit murder and aggravated assault.
01:09:55What? This must be some sort of mistake. You can't arrest me!
01:09:58You idiots have any idea who I am!
01:10:03Well, we...
01:10:05We already collected all the evidence, so...
01:10:08And you're a witness, so...
01:10:10Well, he's over there.
01:10:12No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is a setup!
01:10:15You think you can find me?
01:10:17You don't know, but he has...
01:10:19Alright, enough. You're done, Vincent.
01:10:23Everything you did led you to here.
01:10:25You can't stop me! You know who I am!
01:10:30Sir, you're a genius.
01:10:32Oh! Ah!
01:10:33Oh!
01:10:35When the bat hit me, that's killing me now.
01:10:38Okay. Come on, I'll take you.
01:10:44Do I really have to share a room with him?
01:10:46Oh, please, you think I enjoy this?
01:10:48It gives me a headache looking at your gaunt face every day. You look like a haunted Victorian child.
01:10:53Okay, show some respect, man. I am your rescuer. I saved you from a very yucky situation with that bartender.
01:10:59Okay, if your blind brother hadn't gotten us mixed up, I would never have been in this situation to begin
01:11:04with.
01:11:04Okay, I have had enough of this. You two are acting like children.
01:11:07I'll lead you two to argue together, and I'm gonna go find some peace.
01:11:12Don't kill each other.
01:11:24Hey.
01:11:27You're a solid guy.
01:11:30I feel like I can trust Anne with you.
01:11:35Means a lot.
01:11:37Better treat her right, though.
01:11:39One false move. I'll be right back here. I'll steal her back.
01:11:43Promise I'm not gonna give you that chance.
01:11:49In two weeks, we're gonna do a proper wedding.
01:11:52You should come.
01:11:53You're an important witness.
01:11:58Wouldn't miss it.
01:12:04The bride is entering. Please, all rise for her.
01:12:08I never thought it happened on me.
01:12:15A stolen glance at the wedding. Eyes closed.
01:12:20Steaming the bathroom light.
01:12:23Why am I willing to wait?
01:12:25I'm so moved.
01:12:27Me too. I can't handle scenes like this.
01:12:30I never thought...
01:12:31Dearly beloved, we are gathered today to witness the union of Louis Belushi and Anne Morris.
01:12:39Louis, Anne, I'll ask you to share your vows and affirm that you entered this marriage willingly and wholeheartedly.
01:12:50I do.
01:12:53I do.
01:12:54Seriously, can't this guy show up to one wedding without being injured?
01:12:58Who knows? Maybe it's a type of romance.
01:13:02Louis, you may kiss the bride.
01:13:04Neat me too.
01:13:06Do you want to get closer?
01:13:10Say it's true.
01:13:14Don't be shy.
01:13:18I can feel it move.
01:13:21Say it's free.
01:13:23Say it's free.
01:13:24Say it's free.
01:13:24Pretend to work in my heart.
01:13:26Just let it end
01:13:28Say it free
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