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My Dad Is Poseidon
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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:30Slow-ass sea slug!
00:32Slow-ass sea slug!
00:35Slow-ass sea slug!
01:03Filthy scavengers!
01:04When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:11Poseidon?
01:13Fish food ages ago.
01:15No!
01:40Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:44I'm retired.
01:45Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:50Sire!
02:02Sire!
02:07Who the hell broke my new console?
02:09I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:12Sire!
02:13You're finally stepping in!
02:28Go fight somewhere else.
02:29Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:32My king!
02:33Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:58What did you do?
02:59Turn me back right now!
03:05Sire, the entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:09Lead us against Olympus!
03:11We beg you!
03:12Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Clamadia for years.
03:15I'm retired.
03:16I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:25Screw power struggles.
03:26Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:34Fight!
03:42Get your hands off me, creep!
03:43Sorry, I didn't mean to...
03:50Wait, pointy ears.
03:52A dryage?
03:53What's a Forrest Nintz doing here?
03:58He's just a regular human.
04:00A total nerd.
04:02Damn it.
04:03The Aphrodisian's kicking in.
04:14You're burning up down here.
04:17Way harder than I pictured.
04:19I was drugged.
04:21This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:23If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:27I really need this guy.
04:33Goddamn.
04:35You really know how to flip my switch.
04:46I need more.
04:47A lot more.
04:55Don't stop.
04:57Harder.
04:58Squeeze me tighter.
05:06What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:11Hey.
05:12I put in a lot of work.
05:14Don't tell me you forgot.
05:15Leora!
05:16I know you're in there.
05:18Nowhere left to run.
05:19Damn it.
05:20He tracked me.
05:34Leora.
05:35You're my fiancé.
05:37You belong with me.
05:38Come home.
05:39Get away!
05:41Dylan!
05:43As the leader of the satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:50Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:53You slept with someone?
05:56Who screwed up my plan!
06:01Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
06:03Newsflash, tough guy.
06:04Real men don't need tricks.
06:06You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:14So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:17You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:26Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:29Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:31Can't push too hard yet.
06:35I won't kill him.
06:37But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:41Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:50Forget today ever happened.
06:52Go back to your life.
07:06Seriously, can't I just play my game for once?
07:20Those assholes are back already.
07:21What are you talking about?
07:29Hey, pencil neck.
07:30I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:32Either get the hell out of this water or kneel and call me daddy.
07:36Dylan who?
07:37Speak up, man.
07:37My ears are shot.
07:38Keep acting tough.
07:39Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:42Even Nereus' sea folk give him a wide berk.
07:57You asked for this.
08:11You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?
08:14Who the hell are you?
08:26Asshole.
08:27Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:29Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:32What are you whining about?
08:35Nothing.
08:35Heat's too low.
08:36Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:43Molly, gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food.
08:50Huh.
08:51Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:59Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
09:02Is that why he never comes to see me?
09:05Yeah, baby.
09:06But he retired recently.
09:08We're gonna find him now.
09:18I'm badly wounded.
09:20I don't have much time.
09:22Find Lily's real father.
09:24Leave her with him.
09:25I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:30Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:45There it is.
09:57There it is.
10:04What the hell was that?
10:06Nothing.
10:07Just swapped a bug.
10:12That girl from five years ago.
10:14You came looking for me?
10:17She's your daughter.
10:19She's your daughter.
10:19We need you now.
10:21So you're my dad?
10:23You're actually pretty handsome.
10:26This aura?
10:27She's got my blood.
10:34Who did this?
10:36Don't worry about it.
10:37Just keep Lily safe.
10:43Mommy.
10:45Mommy.
10:46Mommy.
10:46Mommy.
11:02It's too late, boss.
11:04Her heartbeats fading fast.
11:21Somebody help me.
11:35Give me a name, Leora.
11:37Who did this?
11:38I'm going to tear them apart.
11:42It was...
12:04Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
12:07You're my fiancé.
12:08My property.
12:09You filthy whore.
12:11Spread your legs for some straight dog!
12:16But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:23No!
12:24Let go!
12:27With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:39I...
12:40got careless.
12:42Diving near a shipwreck.
12:43My fault.
12:44Shipwreck?
12:46Those cuts are surgical, Leora.
12:48Someone did this to you.
12:53You're just a regular guy.
12:55Stay out of it.
12:56Boss?
12:57Soup's ready.
13:04If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily.
13:09She's all we have left.
13:12She's safe.
13:13Now drink.
13:16Soup isn't gonna fix this, Jack.
13:24Jack, you...
13:27Ambrosia residue?
13:28Golden apple sap?
13:30I studied this in grad's time.
13:32Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:35Where the hell did you get this?
13:38More.
13:39Try it.
13:50These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:58It's my first time meeting Daddy.
14:00I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:26I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:29Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:33Ha ha ha ha!
14:40I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:42You want more?
14:44I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:46This guy's luck is insane.
14:50A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:55Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:57You're safe here, Liria.
15:02We've got a kid together now.
15:05I'm not letting anything touch.
15:08You or Lily.
15:10Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
15:12Daddy!
15:13Help!
15:16Something's trying to eat me!
15:19Lily's in trouble!
15:26I-I'm not tasty!
15:29My mommy and daddy are super strong!
15:32Please don't eat me!
15:37Divine power runs through this girl.
15:41Devour you.
15:42And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:47Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:53That was good.
15:56But...
15:56I-I'm so sorry for no more.
16:00...
16:00I-I...
16:02I-I...
16:05You or-i-I made me Gotti?
16:09S- debenLY
16:11m-i fue at home! Oh,
16:14my God. I must
16:19you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter mommy
16:26i've got you baby touch my kid again and i'll rip her head off your shoulders
16:34ha you ruined my meal
16:39wait the baby mama herself perfect
16:48two courses for the price of one
16:57bitch
17:03jack take lily and run go
17:11run from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
17:22you posei that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay i'm dead
17:40what the hell just happened it ran damn lioya your powers are badass you straight up scared the monster
17:48off me no way even at full strength i couldn't take that thing i'm still recovering
17:56wait maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
18:01whatever let's get home that thing might circle back
18:08about that monster
18:14failed at the perfect time figures he's just a regular guy after all
18:31that's what the hell you're doing
18:36you're gonna be the most likely to have a big deal
18:38you're gonna be the most likely to have a big deal
18:46you're gonna be the most likely to have a big deal
18:59my liege
19:01have mercy
19:02i didn't know she was your die i swear it
19:04please spare my life
19:06no problem thank you my lord
19:08thank you for your mercy try to remember
19:10that in your next life
19:24enjoying the show
19:35my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear
19:39listen to me if any of you take one step near my daughter again
19:44i will skin you alive
19:47now get the fuck
19:48out of my sight yes yes my
19:50leash
20:02my love
20:04since you refused to tell me who did this to
20:06you i'll just have to dig up the truth
20:08myself
20:17that wild god pan's always pulling power grabs
20:20but poseidon
20:22guy's long gone
20:23probably fish food in some trench
20:25right
20:26sea god myth ancient history
20:28wanna bet
20:29there ain't no sea king anymore
20:42the world's the same as ever
20:45the dead are louder than the living
20:47who the hell are you
20:48you're in hades territory asshole
21:02poseidon
21:13is hades still breathing
21:14if he is
21:16tell him to get his ass out here
21:21who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:29i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you
21:32i need a background check
21:38you know who i am
21:40hades is ace
21:42you crash my spot
21:43you die here
22:07little fish
22:16hades staff
22:17one shot
22:19the sea king
22:20he's real
22:23hades
22:24you hiding
22:25come out
22:26or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:29one
22:30two
22:36thank the fates
22:37the boss is here
22:43boss
22:44this bum
22:51you idiot
22:52piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown
22:54you're done
22:55get out
22:56in front of poseidon
22:58your ants
22:59i'm saving your worthless heights
23:06my lord
23:07is this handling satisfactory
23:09i'm not here for fun
23:11dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
23:18understood
23:18i'll mobilize every team right now
23:21you have three days
23:22i'll be back
23:26everyone
23:27drop what you're doing
23:29full sweep on the leora and child
23:31every resource
23:32every contact
23:33now
23:34tell them poseidon's back
23:36yes boss
23:43poseidon's back
23:44let's hope this time
23:45he doesn't flood the place
23:46just to make a point
23:55dylan wants the woman dead
23:57kid comes with us alive
23:58she's still hurt
23:59easy pickets
24:00let's move
24:14we'll make a nice stew
24:15surprise daddy for lunch
24:23a forest nymph playing happy home mater
24:27pathetic
24:31who are you
24:33dylan's orders
24:34come quietly to the stronghold
24:37or i drag your corpse back
24:39mommy
24:40who's the ugly goat man
24:43hand over the kid
24:53stay away from my daughter
24:54don't you dare touch her
25:12mommy you're bleeding
25:14this forest is locked down
25:16surrender now
25:18i'll go with you
25:20on one condition
25:21let my daughter go
25:23no mommy
25:25i'm not leaving you
25:37kids mine
25:38you die
25:43you poisoned me
25:47my poison fog
25:48the more you fight
25:50the faster it rots you
25:51from the inside
25:52give up
25:54you've gone too far
25:56even if i die today
25:58i'm not letting you win
26:02you're wounded
26:03poisoned
26:05done
26:07the kid's coming with me
26:11don't touch her
26:12come at me
26:13feisty one
26:15dylan wants you dead
26:17but first
26:19i'm gonna have some fun
26:27such a pretty face
26:29all mine now
26:33let my mommy go
26:35you bastard
26:43lily
26:44lily
26:45run
26:46get out of here
26:51serve me well
26:52and i might let her run
26:54a little longer
27:02lily
27:08daddy
27:15your hands off her
27:24you touch my woman
27:25you're a dead man
27:32jack
27:34what the hell just happened
27:39you okay babe
27:40so you're the boyfriend
27:42too bad
27:43i'll snap every bone
27:44in your body
27:45with one hand
28:02jack
28:03keep lily safe
28:04long as i'm here
28:05you don't lose
28:07shut up
28:07and go
28:08now
28:20if i pull this vine
28:22the whole cliff
28:23goes with us demon
28:25run all you want
28:27my pack tears you
28:28both apart
28:30other people
28:30me
28:30i am i am i am i am i am i am i am hamCon
29:19daddy don't leave mommy i don't want to lose her
29:23shh lily don't cry daddy promises mommy's gonna be okay
29:27we're going back for her right now
29:35hand over the kid i'll make your death quick
29:47lily turn around and cover your ears okay
29:52daddy's gonna do a little magic trick
29:54okay
29:58you are the best
30:08some nobody dare stare me down you're asking to die
30:15you're not human who the hell are you
30:18my daughter's here so i'm keeping it clean
30:21disappear
30:41okay lily you can turn around now
30:47daddy what happened to the bad guy
30:50he got so dazzled by how cute you are he just passed out
31:00lily stay right here inside this circle don't move daddy's gonna help mommy beat the bad guys
31:05i'll be right back
31:11daddy be careful
31:14don't worry lily no one's ever beaten your dad
31:23that poison's eaten you alive little nymph
31:26how much longer you got let me have my fun first
31:32so what i'll drag you to hell with me before i die
31:47damn you take a hit well
31:49well let's enjoy this body then i'll turn you into my eternal trophy
31:54for jack and lily even if i die
31:57i'm taking this beast down with me
32:01no signal you trying to hog the glory
32:05more coming killing one won't save jack and lily
32:07no choice i'm taking them down with me
32:10this the woman dylan wants
32:12where the kid
32:13some guy took the brat
32:17useless
32:17grab her first
32:18then we hunt the child
32:23just
32:25let jack and lily be safe
32:30you all want to come at once
32:32then die together
32:33pick your graves
32:46why did you come back
32:48where's lily
32:52lily's safe
32:53don't push yourself
32:57so this is the woman's secret lover
33:00her taste is trash
33:02beg now
33:04and maybe i'll leave your corpses in one piece
33:07refuse
33:07and you'll be screaming
33:10end it fast
33:13you
33:14in our eyes you're not even an enemy
33:16just weeds to be crushed under feet
33:20just hold on a little longer
33:22jack means more to me than anything
33:25i won't let him get hurt
33:36you want my husband
33:38step over my corpse first
33:41in a hurry to die
33:42fine
33:43i'll oblige
34:13you're half dead already
34:15how the hell did you knock me back
34:18the sea is sinking
34:19those are poseidon's warriors
34:21this
34:23can't be
34:48ancient ekathra
34:50the coastal legend monster
34:52why would she be here
34:57our boss has real backing
34:59he summoned three of poseidon's elite guards
35:02no matter how strong you are
35:04kneel and beg
35:06they're coming for us
35:07we're finished
35:09don't worry darling
35:10things might turn around
35:11lyra veil has been captured
35:14now we await the sea king's warriors
35:16to execute this peasant
35:19they're here for me
35:20jack stay behind me
35:22with me here
35:24no one touches you
35:25stop saying that jack
35:26look around
35:27we're surrounded
35:28we could actually die here
35:36my lords
35:37let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson
35:43you worthless creature
35:45you shouldn't even exist
35:48where i stand
35:56who dares show such insolence
36:00before the lord of the sea
36:02you
36:03you
36:04you
36:05you
36:06you
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