00:00Welcome aboard.
00:02You're sitting next to the beautiful redhead right over there.
00:07Welcome aboard.
00:08Before we depart, I'll turn it over to your lovely rail attendants for your safety presentation.
00:13Ladies and gentlemen, can you please direct your attention to the front of the cabin?
00:21Dee Dee, what's going on?
00:23And a five, six, seven, eight.
00:26I think we're being hijacked.
00:29Pay attention.
00:31Shut up.
00:33We got some instructions to keep you tight and tough.
00:37For the duration of the ride, stay inside and remain in your seat.
00:43Sit the fuck down.
00:45Keep it buckled, don't cause trouble.
00:47Keep your luggage down under your fear.
00:51Even the dog.
00:52No liquids over four ounces and no lithium bags.
00:59They could explode.
01:01Read your pamphlet, know your exits in case there is an emergency.
01:06Like if we explode.
01:08No.
01:08Now take everything we said and delete it from your brain.
01:13Cause there ain't no rules when you're riding on a train.
01:17Drink your drugs.
01:19It's time to play.
01:21Cause there ain't no TSA.
01:25Get on up and stand the brave.
01:29You like it and Jack was gay.
01:33Roll call.
01:35Ali here, hand me your bag.
01:37I'll throw him in the bin and give him a tag.
01:39Hit the button after Ashley.
01:41Snacks and drinks, I'm on my way.
01:43Amber, Amber, first class queen.
01:45Need some coffee, I got extra cream.
01:48I'm Tess.
01:49One time I ate a magnet and got stuck to a flagpole.
01:52Dee Dee, I was born with adult teeth.
01:54I tried to get started.
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