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My Dad Is Poseidon
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, Beach!
00:30I need to go!
00:33WOOOOO!
01:00Filthy scavengers!
01:02When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep,
01:05you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:09Poseidon?
01:10Fish food ages ago.
01:37Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:41I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:47Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console?
02:06I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:28My king!
02:30Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:53What did you do?
02:55Turn me back right now!
03:01Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:05Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:11I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:20Screw power struggles.
03:22Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:29Fight!
03:37Get your hands off me, creep!
03:39Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:45Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human. A total nerd.
03:57Damn it. The aphrodisiant's kicking in.
04:09You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:21I die.
04:21I really need this guy.
04:25I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:40I need more. A lot more.
04:50Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:01Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:02What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:04Ugh. Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:09Leora! I know you're in there. Nowhere left to run.
05:14Damn it. He tracked me.
05:28Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:33Get away! Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:47You slept with someone?
05:50WHO SCREWED UP MY PLAN?!
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:57Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:10You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?!
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:28I won't kill him. But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened. Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?!
07:21Hey, pencil neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:30Keep acting tough!
07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:34Even Nereus' sea folk give him a wide burn!
07:49You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants top an orcer?! Who the hell are you?!
08:07Who the hell are you?!
08:17Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue. Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:24What are you whining about?
08:26Nothing!
08:27Feet's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:35Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:41Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:50Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:56Yeah, baby. But he retired recently. We're gonna find him now.
09:09I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time. Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him.
09:16I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:20Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:36There it is!
09:44Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dillon. Lifetime of easy living.
09:54What the hell was that?
09:57Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:02That girl from five years ago. You came looking for me?
10:07She's your daughter. We need you now.
10:12So you're my dad? You're actually pretty handsome.
10:16This aura? She's got my blood.
10:24Who did this?
10:26Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:33Mommy! Mommy!
10:35Mommy! Mommy!
10:38Mommy! Mommy!
10:40Mommy! Mommy!
10:45Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!
10:52It's too late, boss. Her heartbeat's fading fast.
11:03Mommy!
11:04Mommy!
11:06Mommy!
11:10Somebody help me!
11:24Give me a name, Leora.
11:26Who did this?
11:27I'm going to tear them apart.
11:31It was...
11:52Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
11:55You're my fiancé, my property.
11:57You filthy whore.
11:59Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:04But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:12No, let go!
12:15With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:27I got careless.
12:30Diving near a shipwreck.
12:31My fault.
12:32Shipwreck?
12:34Those cuts are surgical, Leora.
12:36Someone did this to you.
12:41You're just a regular guy.
12:43Stay out of it.
12:44Boss, soup's ready.
12:52If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily.
12:57She's all we have left.
12:59She's safe.
13:00Now drink.
13:03Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:11Jack, you...
13:14Ambrosia residue?
13:16Golden apple sap?
13:17I studied this in grad's time.
13:19Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:22Where the hell did you get this?
13:25More.
13:26Try it.
13:37These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:45It's my first time meeting Daddy.
13:47I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:13What a lively little snack.
14:26I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:29You want more?
14:30I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:32This guy's luck is insane.
14:36A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:41Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:44You're safe here, Liria.
14:48We've got a kid together now.
14:51I'm not letting anything touch.
14:53You or Lily.
14:56Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
14:58Daddy, help!
15:02Something's trying to eat me!
15:05Lily's in trouble!
15:12I...
15:13I'm not tasty.
15:14My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:17Please don't eat me!
15:22Divine power runs through this girl.
15:26Devour you.
15:27And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:33Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:35Oh my god.
15:471
16:04You disgusting freak!
16:06What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:09Mommy!
16:11I've got you, baby.
16:13I... touch my kid again, and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
16:19Ha! You ruined my meal?
16:23Wait. The baby mama herself. Perfect.
16:32Two courses for the price of one!
16:41You bitch!
16:47Jack, take Lily and run. Go!
16:55Run from the Lucian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:07You...Posei?
17:09That kid's his. No wonder the power's so pure.
17:13That's Poseidon's bloodline. If I stay, I'm dead.
17:24What the hell just happened? It ran?
17:27Damn, Leoya. Your powers are badass. You straight up scared the monster off.
17:33Me? No way. Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing. I'm still recovering.
17:39Wait. Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
17:44Whatever. Let's get home. That thing might circle back.
17:51How about that monster?
17:57Failed at the perfect time? Figures.
17:59He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:41Failed at the perfect time?
18:42My liege!
18:44Have mercy! I didn't know she was your daughter. I swear it!
18:47Please, spare my life!
18:49No problem.
18:50Thank you, my lord. Thank you for your mercy!
18:52Try to remember that in your next life.
19:07Enjoying the show.
19:17My king! We had nothing to do with the Hydra, we swear!
19:21Listen to me. If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
19:28Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:31Yes! Yes, my leash!
19:44My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up the
19:49truth myself.
19:58That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:02But Poseidon? Guy's long gone.
20:05Probably fish food in some trench, right?
20:07Sea god myth, ancient history. Wanna bet? There ain't no Sea King anymore!
20:23The world's the same as ever. The dead are louder than the living.
20:28Who the hell are you? You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:34You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:43Poseidon?
20:54Is Hades still breathing? If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:02Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:10I don't have time for this. I'm not wasting it on you. I need a background check.
21:19You know who I am? Hades' ace. You crash my spot, you die here!
21:47Little fish.
21:49Little fish.
21:49Little fish.
21:56Hades' staff? One shot! The Sea King… He's real!
22:03Hades. You hiding? Come out! Or this whole place turns into driftwood.
22:10One.
22:11Two.
22:15Thank the fates! The boss is here!
22:23Boss! This bum!
22:30You idiot! Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown. You're done. Get out.
22:36In front of Poseidon. You're ants. I'm saving your worthless heights.
22:45My Lord, is this handling satisfactory?
22:48I'm not here for fun. Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
22:57Understood. I'll mobilize every team right now. You have three days. I'll be back.
23:06Everyone! Drop what you're doing! Full sweep on the Leora and Child!
23:10Every resource! Every contact! Now! Tell them Poseidon's back!
23:15Yes, boss!
23:22Poseidon's back. Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:34Dylan wants the woman dead. Kid comes with us alive. She's still hurt. Easy pickets.
23:40Let's move.
23:52We'll make a nice stew. Surprise daddy for lunch?
23:56Ha ha ha ha ha!
24:00Ha ha ha ha! A forest nymph playing happy home mater? Pathetic.
24:09Who are you?
24:11Who are you?
24:11Dylan's orders. Come quietly to the stronghold. Or I drag your corpse back.
24:18Mommy? Who's the ugly goat man?
24:21Hand over the kid!
24:25Who are you?
24:27Who are you?
24:30Stay away from my daughter! Don't you dare touch her!
24:50orangery
24:51bleeding. This forest is locked down. Surrender now. I'll go with you on one condition. Let
25:00my daughter go. No, mommy, I'm not leaving you. Kids mine, you die. You.
25:19You poisoned me. My poison fog. The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside.
25:30Give up. You've gone too far. Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
25:38You're wounded. Poisoned. Done. The kid's coming with me.
25:47Don't touch her. Come at me. Feisty one. Dylan wants you dead. But first, I'm gonna have
25:56some fun. Such a pretty face. All mine now.
26:10Let my mommy go, you bastard!
26:19Lily! Lily! Run! Get out of here!
26:27Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
26:37Lily!
26:39Lily!
26:44Daddy?
26:50Your hands off her!
26:59You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:07Jack.
27:09What the hell just happened?
27:14You okay, babe?
27:16So you're the boyfriend.
27:18Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
27:37Jack, keep Lily safe.
27:40Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
27:42Shut up and go!
27:43Now!
27:45Now!
27:46Now!
27:47Now!
27:47Now!
27:49Now!
27:49Now!
27:51Now!
27:51Now!
27:55Now!
27:56If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:00Run all you want. My pack tears you both apart!
28:15No!
28:53Daddy, don't leave Mommy. I don't want to lose her.
28:57Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay. We're going back for her right now.
29:09Hand over the kid. I'll make your death quick.
29:20Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay? Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:28Okay.
29:32You are the best.
29:42Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die.
29:48You're not human. Who the hell are you?
29:52My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:14Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:20Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:23He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:32Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move. Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be
30:38right back.
30:44Daddy, be careful.
30:47Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
30:56That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph.
30:59How much longer you got? Let me have my fun first.
31:04So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:19Damn. You take a hit well. Let's enjoy this body. Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:27For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:33No signal? You trying to hog the glory?
31:37More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily. No choice. I'm taking them down with me.
31:43This the woman Dylan wants? Where the kid?
31:46Some guy took the brat.
31:49Useless. Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
31:56Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:02You all want to come at once? Then die together. Pick your graves.
32:18Why did you come back? Where's Lily?
32:24Lily's safe. Don't push yourself.
32:28So this is the woman's secret lover. Her taste is trash.
32:34Beg now, and maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:38Refuse, and you'll be screaming. End it fast.
32:42Ah!
32:44You? In our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
32:48Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
32:51Just hold on a little longer.
32:53Jack means more to me than anything.
32:56I won't let him get hurt.
33:07You want my husband?
33:09Step over my corpse first!
33:12In a hurry to die?
33:13Fine! I'll oblige!
33:43You're half dead already!
33:45How the hell did you knock me back?
33:48The sea is sinking. Those are Poseidon's warriors.
33:53This can't be.
34:19Ancient Ekethra? The coastal legend monster? Why would she be here?
34:26Ha ha ha! Our boss has real backing!
34:29He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
34:32No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
34:35They're coming for us. We're finished.
34:38Don't worry, darling. Things might turn around.
34:41Lyra Vale has been captured.
34:43Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
34:48They're here for me.
34:50They're here for me. Jack, stay behind me.
34:52With me here, no one touches you.
34:54Stop saying that, Jack. Look around. We're surrounded. We could actually die here.
35:05My lords! Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:12You worthless creature!
35:14You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:25Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
35:30You should know that!
35:36Okay, John Harrison.
35:37You destination девhouse is loaded up on Monday night.
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