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Hating And Loving My Adopted Brother
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00:00:12I'm sorry for your loss Abigail. As per your adopted father's wishes, I placed you in the
00:00:17honors courses. Congratulations. Thank you Mr. Peters. I hope you'll feel right at home here
00:00:24in Clearwater High. Mom, Dad, you guys can rest easy now. Uncle Ben's been really good to me and tomorrow's
00:00:32the first day of my brand new life. Stop! Fred! I'm pregnant with your baby! You can't keep ignoring me!
00:00:54Let's break down with change! What are you ignoring me now? Last warning, you do that again, next time I
00:01:02run
00:01:02you over. Was that night we shared together not special to you? Chris, I want to be more than just
00:01:07another one of your booty calls. I want to be your girlfriend. Oh my god, did she seriously just say
00:01:13that? Not gonna lie though, Chris is insanely hot. I totally settle for a one night stand. Typical spoiled
00:01:19jock. We both know nothing happened. You spiked my drink. I blacked out. I was drugged out of my
00:01:27fucking mind and I still didn't let finger on it. Chris, please give me a chance. Give our baby a
00:01:33chance, please! Chris, what are you doing? You could have hurt the baby! One more lie and it's over for
00:01:43you and that so-called baby of yours. Hey, asshole! What's your deal? You can't just go around pushing
00:01:49pregnant girls like that! Apologize! Hey, I said apologize. Who is that girl? Did you not hear me?
00:02:01Tell her you're sorry! Oh my god, she's so cooked. That locket is like super important to Chris.
00:02:11Okay, now you're really asking for it.
00:02:28He's kind of hot.
00:02:32No, Abigail, wake up!
00:02:35I'm sorry I broke your locket, okay? It was an accident. But it's nothing compared to what you did.
00:02:40Just walking around, shoving girls you knock up.
00:02:44Sometimes, the truth isn't always what it sounds like. I don't need an apology. Just get out of my sight.
00:03:10You proud of me, Mom? I held back from going off on that girl today just like you would have
00:03:14wanted.
00:03:16Hey, Chris. Remember how you always wanted a sibling? And guess what? I just found you a sister.
00:03:23Wait, what? A sister? Where? Where is she?
00:03:26Well, she should be here any second now. Why don't you come downstairs when you're ready?
00:03:33What the hell? Who would Dad even have a kid with? Wait, wait, wait. Now, how old is this sister?
00:03:39I'm not gonna have to help him raise a baby now, am I?
00:03:41Wait, Dad, is she like my real sister?
00:03:45Yes!
00:03:47Alright.
00:03:50Wait a second. Did he just ask if she was going to be a cool sister?
00:03:55Of course she is. She's my best friend's daughter.
00:03:59Abigail, please, come in, come in.
00:04:04Let me take this for you.
00:04:09Look, Abigail, your dad was like my best friend in the world.
00:04:13I just want you to think of this house as your home.
00:04:16I know it's been rough, and clearly I'm not gonna, you know, replace him.
00:04:20But hopefully I can be a good father to you, too.
00:04:25Thank you, Uncle Ben.
00:04:26And feel free to call me Dad.
00:04:28I mean, if you...
00:04:30Why don't I introduce you to your brother?
00:04:32He's gonna love you, I am sure of it.
00:04:34Chris!
00:04:34Come down, your sister's here!
00:04:42It's you.
00:04:43You?
00:04:52You two know each other already? That's perfect!
00:04:55Look, I hate to do this, but I actually have to leave town on a business trip.
00:04:58So this punk here is gonna watch after you while I'm gone.
00:05:02You two play nice?
00:05:03Chris, do not get her mixed up in any of your silly shenanigans.
00:05:11I'm Abigail.
00:05:14How old are you?
00:05:16Seventeen.
00:05:17We're the same age? Does that mean Dad cheated on Mom?
00:05:21Why the hell are you here?
00:05:22I just transferred to Clearwater High. That's why you saw me earlier.
00:05:26Oh, and Dad told me if you ever need help with homework or...
00:05:28You just had to transfer to my school, huh?
00:05:31What, are you gonna use that as an excuse to force your way into my house and just make my
00:05:35life miserable?
00:05:36What else did Dad say?
00:05:38He said that since we're brother and sister, we should probably try to get along.
00:05:45Does he really have to be this close?
00:05:48Yeah, I'm an only child. I don't have a sister.
00:05:52Fine then.
00:05:55You know what? I actually don't want a brother like you anyway.
00:05:58Because you're a deadbeat who knocks up girls then runs away.
00:06:02Watch your fucking mouth.
00:06:03You watch your mouth or I'll hit you!
00:06:15Whatever. This is probably for the best.
00:06:17At least I won't have to waste energy trying to get along with him.
00:06:29Oh, why am I so afraid of him?
00:06:32I feel like I forgot something.
00:06:37My craw!
00:06:54What? I clearly remember putting it right here.
00:07:01Hey, sis!
00:07:03What, you looking for this?
00:07:08I...
00:07:08A fruity bra, huh?
00:07:10You know, I didn't expect my dear sister to be so... childish.
00:07:15Give it back.
00:07:18You want it back?
00:07:19You're going to have to agree to my three rules.
00:07:21I mean, if you're going to live in my house, it's going to be on my terms.
00:07:25What are the rules?
00:07:26Rule number one. In public, we're complete strangers.
00:07:30I can't have anyone know when we live under the same roof. No way.
00:07:33Okay, easy peasy.
00:07:34Rule number two.
00:07:36You stay at least three feet away from me at all times.
00:07:40Okay. And the third?
00:07:43How about this? You owe me one.
00:07:46Owe you one?
00:07:48Yeah.
00:07:56What, is that going to be a problem?
00:07:58I didn't say that.
00:08:01What?
00:08:10I'm sorry, but...
00:08:11What is that I feel on my thighs?
00:08:13It feels so hard.
00:08:15Okay.
00:08:17Don't move.
00:08:20Oh my god!
00:08:23I just moved in and my new brother already hates me.
00:08:27Living here is going to be a nightmare.
00:08:32Chris, help!
00:08:33So you're afraid of dogs, huh?
00:08:35Since when did you guys have a dog?
00:08:36Her name is Bella. She's a beloved member of this household.
00:08:39Thank you very much.
00:08:40If you want to live here, you're going to have to get along with her.
00:08:45Can you just tell him to stay back?
00:08:48Why should I? She's more family to me than you are.
00:08:51You know what? If you're afraid of her, then you should stay away.
00:08:54Ain't that right?
00:08:57Oh, it's time for school.
00:08:59You know, I'd give you a ride, but the whole first rule and all...
00:09:02Whatever. I don't want a ride from you anyway.
00:09:05God, again with the attitude.
00:09:07Also, one more thing.
00:09:09There's really no bus stops on the street and Ubers take forever to get here, so...
00:09:13Who knows? You may have to hitchhike.
00:09:15What?
00:09:15Yeah. Ciao.
00:09:18Uh...
00:09:19Go over there!
00:09:21Achoo!
00:09:22Grr!
00:09:27Grr!
00:09:30Grr!
00:09:31Grr!
00:09:33Grr!
00:09:35Chris, you asshole!
00:09:44Grr!
00:09:44Wait, isn't that the girl from yesterday?
00:09:46Why did she just come out of Chris's house?
00:09:54And that is how you do it.
00:10:01Chris, you are such a dick!
00:10:07You must be Abigail, the new transfer student.
00:10:09Late on your first day.
00:10:11You're quite different from how Mr. Peters described you.
00:10:25Oh my god, it's you!
00:10:29Thanks for standing up for me yesterday.
00:10:32I'm so sorry.
00:10:33What's your name again?
00:10:34Oh, my name is Abigail.
00:10:36I'm Kylie.
00:10:37Can I throw a welcome party for you?
00:10:40What?
00:10:40I don't even know anybody.
00:10:42That's the whole point of a party.
00:10:45Please, pretty please, give me a chance to thank you.
00:10:48I want to be your friend.
00:10:50Okay then, I guess.
00:10:55You'd better dress up, girl.
00:10:56Give me glam, elegant, something truly stunning.
00:10:59I want everyone to know my new BFF is a total baddie.
00:11:09Don't go to that party.
00:11:11What?
00:11:11Are you afraid that me and your ex are going to get back at you?
00:11:13Wow!
00:11:14Fine.
00:11:15My bad for trying to be nice.
00:11:18Don't blame me when you regret it.
00:11:30What the hell am I going to wear to this party?
00:11:37A fruity bra.
00:11:39I didn't expect my dear sister to be so childish.
00:11:44Nope.
00:11:46I need a serious glow up.
00:11:47No more of this childish shit.
00:11:56Okay.
00:12:02Okay.
00:12:03That's a good boy.
00:12:05No, these are not toys.
00:12:07These are toys!
00:12:09These are toys!
00:12:24Oh no.
00:12:25And the fruity bra to Lacey Thomas.
00:12:27I gotta say, it's quite the leap.
00:12:33Sorry about that.
00:12:33Can you just, um, give it back to me, please?
00:12:36Nope.
00:12:36Not until you tell me what you bought all this stuff for.
00:12:39And more importantly, why it's all so sexy.
00:12:44Oh my god.
00:12:45Don't tell me you actually took my childish comment to heart, did you?
00:12:48No.
00:12:49It has nothing to do with you.
00:12:50I was just shopping for Kylie's party and I just bought some underwear, too, while I was
00:12:54at it.
00:12:54That's all.
00:12:55I told you not to go to that party.
00:12:58You need to stay away from Kylie.
00:12:59Back off.
00:13:00I could be friends with whoever I want.
00:13:03Yeah.
00:13:14Whoa.
00:13:15Feels super weird saying this, but my sister's actually kinda cute.
00:13:21My sister's actually kinda cute.
00:13:27I'm gonna hang out with my new friends.
00:13:29I can't wait to hear all the dirt your ex has on you.
00:13:34Look, I don't know how many times I have to tell you, Kylie is not-
00:13:46This should be glam enough, right?
00:13:54Last time I'm gonna tell you, do not go to that party.
00:13:58Seriously, what is your problem?
00:13:59Am I not allowed to have my own life now?
00:14:01Kylie is not as nice as you think.
00:14:03I mean, the girl is literally nothing but trouble.
00:14:05Don't talk shit about my friend.
00:14:07Besides, she's better than you.
00:14:08You always bring me trouble, you stupid selfish dick.
00:14:15Listen.
00:14:15I'm only warning you because Dad told me to look out for you.
00:14:22Hold on.
00:14:25Are you wearing perfume?
00:14:30Did you forget rule number two, big brother?
00:14:32Three feet apart at all times.
00:14:38Come on, Kris. Get a hold of yourself.
00:14:41She's your sister.
00:14:49Hey, Kylie. I'm here.
00:14:57Hey, Abigail. What brings you here?
00:15:01Ew, that dress screams clearance bridesmaid.
00:15:06But you told me you were throwing me a welcome party today.
00:15:10Who the fuck do you think you are?
00:15:14You must have misunderstood me.
00:15:16But still, I'm glad you came.
00:15:18Is this for me?
00:15:19Let's have a look.
00:15:25Juice?
00:15:26What is this? Kindergarten?
00:15:28If you're gonna show up uninvited, at least bring some real booze.
00:15:34It seems I'm not wanted here, so I'll just see myself out.
00:15:37No, don't go.
00:15:39You haven't tried your juice yet.
00:15:55I don't understand.
00:15:56I thought you wanted to be my friend. Why would you do this to me?
00:15:59Friends? With you?
00:16:01My dad's the wealthiest guy in town, and you think you can be my friend?
00:16:06Oh, I get it now.
00:16:08You transferred to Clearwater High because you wanted to mooch off the rich kids.
00:16:13Hey, guys. Check out my new friend, Abby Fail.
00:16:17She sucks just as much as her stupid name.
00:16:20Aw, say cheese.
00:16:22Dance, Abby Fail.
00:16:23Kylie, stop.
00:16:25Aw, looks like you're about to cry.
00:16:27Hold a pose, Abby Fail.
00:16:28No?
00:16:52Get off me! Leave me alone!
00:16:55Well, bestie, how does this $3,000 bottle of Louie taste?
00:17:09Chris was right. You're the worst.
00:17:11I can't believe I ever wanted to be her friend.
00:17:13Let me guess, the whole pregnancy thing was a lie, too.
00:17:18Friendly showing your true colors, huh?
00:17:20Let's be real. You only stood up for me yesterday
00:17:22because you wanted to look good in front of Chris.
00:17:24That's how you got into his bed last night, right?
00:17:28You slut! You're actually delusional.
00:17:31And you're just some whore who's trying to sleep her way to the top.
00:17:34Because I'll just have to put you in your place.
00:17:36Everyone enjoying the show?
00:17:38How about we take this party over to the pool?
00:17:45Let go of me!
00:17:50This doesn't feel right. I gotta go find her.
00:17:53Come on, pick up, pick up.
00:17:56Hey, man, what's Kylie's address?
00:17:59Let go of me!
00:18:03Please, let go! I didn't do anything to any of you!
00:18:06Why are you just going along with her?
00:18:08Enough bitching!
00:18:09Come on, guys.
00:18:10She's drunk off that Louie,
00:18:12so let's help sober her up in the pool.
00:18:14No! No, no, no, no!
00:18:29My dress! It's too heavy, I'm sinking!
00:18:33Look at you,
00:18:35landing like a drowning dog.
00:18:43help me somebody help me
00:18:48oh cryo you want this is my house no one's coming to see
00:18:52oh my god look at her this is so gonna blow up on tiktok
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00:19:51You still havin' fun?
00:19:53What the fuck?!
00:20:00Phone's in the pool, now!
00:20:06She's mine.
00:20:07Mess with her, you mess with me.
00:20:11Come on, let's go.
00:20:12Let's go.
00:20:30Shit, she's burning up.
00:20:33Your dress is soaked, we gotta get this thing off.
00:20:36Hey.
00:20:37Hey, Abigail.
00:20:39Wake up.
00:20:41Don't feel good.
00:20:43She's so drunk.
00:20:45Listen, you're running a fever.
00:20:47Alright, I'm gonna get you in some nice, warm, comfy clothes, okay?
00:20:50Hey.
00:20:57Chris?
00:20:59Yeah?
00:21:00Did you say something?
00:21:12Abigail.
00:21:13Uncle Pat, I mean, Dad!
00:21:16Crap, if Dad catches us like this, we're screwed.
00:21:18Hey, Abigail.
00:21:20Are you asleep?
00:21:21Mm-hmm.
00:21:22I wanted to give you a gift I brought home with me.
00:21:24Mm-mm.
00:21:28Abigail, are you alright?
00:21:29Is something wrong?
00:21:36Abigail!
00:21:54Stay calm, she's your sister.
00:21:57You don't feel anything.
00:21:59Chris, are you hot too?
00:22:01Oh my god.
00:22:02She's so drunk.
00:22:04And hot.
00:22:09Don't.
00:22:10It's really hot in here.
00:22:11Let me help you cool down.
00:22:12Come on.
00:22:23Shh.
00:22:24Don't do it.
00:22:43I guess she's downstairs.
00:22:46I guess she's downstairs.
00:22:55She just touched my lips.
00:22:58And...
00:22:59Are you hard?
00:23:01What is wrong with me?
00:23:03Why do I want my sister?
00:23:06Chris, are you mad at me?
00:23:07Look, you're right.
00:23:08Kylie's the worst.
00:23:10I shouldn't have gone.
00:23:11Thank god you were there to save me.
00:23:14It was kinda sweet.
00:23:16Stop this.
00:23:16You can't want this.
00:23:18You can't.
00:23:19She's your sister.
00:23:45God, what am I doing?
00:23:47Kissing my sister?
00:23:48Have I lost my damn mind?
00:24:16I will have you here.
00:24:31Oh, Chris.
00:24:33Oh, Chris.
00:24:35Oh, Chris.
00:24:37Yes.
00:24:39Yes.
00:24:46Oh, my God.
00:24:48How could I have a wet dream about Chris?
00:24:50Oh, my God.
00:25:12Careful.
00:25:28Oh, shit.
00:25:30Why did I actually want that to happen?
00:25:41Hey, get back here.
00:25:43Abigail hasn't had her breakfast yet.
00:25:44Wait up for her and drive her to school.
00:25:51Eat up, kiddo.
00:25:53There's plenty to go around.
00:26:05I know that you found somewhere fair to lay your head at night.
00:26:10You better love you right.
00:26:13Ask her by me.
00:26:14There's not much to tell her.
00:26:16What's your teller?
00:26:24You're so hot.
00:26:28What?
00:26:30Wouldn't you just call me?
00:26:34Wouldn't you just call me?
00:26:36Did you just say Abigail was hot?
00:26:40Fuck, stay cool.
00:26:41Stay cool.
00:26:42Don't let Dad find out.
00:26:43Ah, no.
00:26:45I meant Bella, which must be hot sitting under the table.
00:26:50Um, hey, we're going to be late.
00:26:52We got to go.
00:26:53Hey, wait for your sister.
00:27:03Remember rule number one?
00:27:05Yep.
00:27:06Total strangers.
00:27:07Got it.
00:27:08Good.
00:27:20What the fuck?
00:27:27Did Abigail just come out of Chris's car?
00:27:30What the fuck?
00:27:31She's never driven any girl to school, like, ever.
00:27:34Are she and Chris actually dating?
00:27:36As if.
00:27:37She's probably just another dumb bitch trying to cling to him.
00:27:39God, he always attracts the most desperate, trashy sluts.
00:27:43Ah!
00:27:44Ah!
00:27:45Ah!
00:28:08Bro, what's going on with you and the new girl?
00:28:10Everyone's saying you gave her a ride this morning to school.
00:28:13Dude, nothing's going on between us, all right?
00:28:15Absolutely nothing at all.
00:28:19All right, ladies, in the pool first.
00:28:21Boys, warm up.
00:28:44Hey, stop.
00:28:46Seriously, oops. Sorry. It's just so crowded in here. You know, totally an accident
00:29:06Shit my top is gone
00:29:13Where did it go?
00:29:16Okay, ladies, that's time. Boys, you're up.
00:29:23Oh, no, I think we're missing someone. Pretty sure it's Abigail.
00:29:32Oh my god, what is that? Is it someone's swimsuit?
00:29:41Abigail, is this yours?
00:29:43No freaking way. Does that mean she's basically naked?
00:29:46Don't worry, girly. We'll record this iconic moment for you.
00:29:50She's probably trying to get all the guys turned on. What a fucking slut.
00:29:54Can you please give it back?
00:29:56Uh-oh, you're too far away.
00:29:58I can't throw it all the way over there.
00:30:00I'll just ask some of the guys to bring it to you.
00:30:03Hey, boy!
00:30:05Abigail's bikini top fell off and she needs a hand putting it back on.
00:30:09Any volunteers?
00:30:13Just throw it to me, please!
00:30:15What?
00:30:16You're gonna swim over here?
00:30:18Wow, Abigail, that's pretty bold.
00:30:21All the guys are gonna see her tits.
00:30:22We all know that's exactly what she wants.
00:30:24Let's help her out then. Schoolgirl skinny dips during class.
00:30:28That's so going viral!
00:30:34Holy shit!
00:30:36What are these? Double Ds?
00:30:39Oh, I think I just saw one of her nips.
00:30:42What should I do?
00:30:45Oh yeah, I'm gonna give it to her.
00:30:48They won't see me if I'm underwater.
00:30:56God, she's so pathetic.
00:30:58Oh, Abigail, ready or not, here I come.
00:31:04Stay away from her, you son of a bitch.
00:31:18Oh yeah, I'm gonna give it to her, you son of a bitch.
00:31:19Oh yeah, I'm gonna give it to her, you son of a bitch.
00:31:31Oh yeah, I'm gonna give it to her, you son of a bitch.
00:31:36Oh yeah, I'm gonna give it to her, you son of a bitch.
00:31:36Oh yeah, I'm gonna give it to her, you son of a bitch.
00:31:37Oh yeah, I'm gonna give it to her, you son of a bitch.
00:31:37Oh yeah, I'm gonna give it to her, you son of a bitch.
00:31:38Oh yeah, I'm gonna give it to her, you son of a bitch.
00:31:38Oh yeah, I'm gonna give it to her, you son of a bitch.
00:31:39Oh yeah, I'm gonna give it to her, you son of a bitch.
00:31:43Oh yeah, I'm gonna give it to her, you son of a bitch.
00:31:57Everyone, turn around, now!
00:32:05You're safe.
00:32:11Again?
00:32:12Wait, Chris.
00:32:13Don't get me wrong, I really didn't know it was hers.
00:32:15I just wanted to help.
00:32:18You and you, you touch her again, I'll make sure you regret it.
00:32:42I think there's something wrong with me.
00:32:45No one's ever made me feel like this before, but she's my sister.
00:32:50God, I'm such a sick freak.
00:32:54He saved me, again.
00:32:57No one's ever cared about me like that.
00:32:59Does Chris like me?
00:33:01Even just a little?
00:33:04Abigail, I need to see him.
00:33:06I need to think him properly.
00:33:12Hey, Oscar, what's up, dude?
00:33:13I wanted to ask, are you and Abigail, like, a thing?
00:33:19Great.
00:33:19Now everyone's catching on.
00:33:21Look, bro, I know you, and you don't get involved in other people's shit like this.
00:33:25Not ever.
00:33:28Abigail's my sister, dude.
00:33:29You happy now?
00:33:31For real?
00:33:32Nice.
00:33:33I was worried you had a crush on her or something.
00:33:36Abigail's totally my type, man.
00:33:37She's super cute.
00:33:39She has an insane body.
00:33:41She's not fake like those other girls.
00:33:43Bro, you're tripping.
00:33:45Abigail, she's got a shitty personality, and her body's mid as fuck.
00:33:48She's got a flat chest, flat ass, scrawny chicken legs.
00:33:52Dude, you can do better than her.
00:33:56Abigail, what were you thinking?
00:33:58He only helped you because you're like a sister to him.
00:34:04I was holding back, but now that I know she's just your sister, I'm totally going to go for her,
00:34:09man.
00:34:10Well, good luck with that, man.
00:34:11All right, see you later.
00:34:13See ya.
00:34:28Dude, what the hell are you doing here?
00:34:29I'm here to see Abigail.
00:34:31No, no, no, no, dude.
00:34:32You can't just show up to someone's house uninvited.
00:34:36Get out.
00:34:39Get out!
00:34:42Get out, dude.
00:34:48What are you guys doing?
00:35:00Abigail, you want to go to the movies?
00:35:04Just me and you?
00:35:09No, Abigail, don't go.
00:35:17Bro, you're tripping.
00:35:19Abigail, she's got a shitty personality, and her body's mid as fuck.
00:35:23Chris Lawrence, just watch.
00:35:25I'm way more charming than you think.
00:35:28Sounds fun.
00:35:28I'm down.
00:35:33Just give me some time to get ready.
00:35:35Take all the time you need.
00:35:46Abigail.
00:35:47What are you doing in here?
00:35:48I have to change.
00:35:49Get out.
00:35:49You can't go on a date with Oscar.
00:35:52Why not?
00:35:58Because.
00:36:01Because Oscar is too good for you.
00:36:03Are you serious?
00:36:05You were unreal.
00:36:06You came in here just to tell me that I'm not good enough for your friend.
00:36:09Get out.
00:36:10I may not have the perfect body, but don't think, not even for a second, that I'm not good enough.
00:36:14Because I am.
00:36:15I know I am.
00:36:16Get out.
00:36:17That's not, that's not what I meant.
00:36:18I said get out.
00:36:24Dammit, why did I say that?
00:36:26God, if I don't tell someone my feelings soon, I swear I'm going to explode.
00:36:30But how the fuck am I supposed to say that I like my baby sister?
00:36:34Shit.
00:36:35I should apologize to her.
00:37:05God, if I don't tell someone my feelings soon, I swear I'm going to die.
00:37:07Okay, where the hell do you think you're going in that shirt?
00:37:10I mean, your tits are literally about to pop out.
00:37:12Okay, get out of my way and stay out of my business.
00:37:16Abigail, look, I'm just trying to look out for you as your older brother.
00:37:19Hey, Oscar is an actual jerk.
00:37:22He's just going to end up hurting you.
00:37:23You always see the worst in people, Chris.
00:37:26Like with me.
00:37:27I'm just somebody with a shitty personality, mid-body, flat ass, flat chest, and what was it?
00:37:35Oh, yeah, scrawny chicken legs.
00:37:37Oh, and take a good fucking look at these.
00:37:40Because it's the last time you'll see it, asshole.
00:37:42Oh, fuck.
00:37:48Oh, fuck.
00:38:18I don't know.
00:38:28Do you like the movie?
00:38:32Do you like the...
00:38:51Don't mind him.
00:38:54Have some more popcorn.
00:39:15What the fuck?
00:39:16Sorry, man.
00:39:17My hand's lit.
00:39:20God.
00:39:21Why did that guy seem so familiar?
00:39:26Jeez.
00:39:27I'm a mess.
00:39:28Sorry that asshole cut our date short.
00:39:31That's okay.
00:39:32I still had a nice time.
00:39:41What the hell was she even laughing about?
00:39:43What, she talks to a guy for like two hours and selling their fucking soulmates?
00:39:48Hey, you've got something right there.
00:39:52Did I get it?
00:39:54Um, no, not quite.
00:39:56Hold on.
00:40:10No, no, no, no, no.
00:40:11This is whack.
00:40:12Look, my sister can date other guys, but not my best friend.
00:40:18I need to go make sure he doesn't hurt her.
00:40:28Does she actually like him?
00:40:38Oh, um, thanks.
00:40:44You're really cute.
00:41:10Why?
00:41:10Why would I think of him at a time like this?
00:41:16I, um, I'm just not feeling too good, so I'm going to head home.
00:41:25You're the first person to ever turn me down, Abigail.
00:41:28That only makes me want you more.
00:41:33Morning, son.
00:41:35Morning.
00:41:36And Chris, make sure your calendar's clear next weekend.
00:41:38We're going to go visit the graves of Abigail's parents.
00:41:42What did you say?
00:41:43Gross, Chris.
00:41:45Wait, no, no, no.
00:41:46What did you say?
00:41:46You said her parents died?
00:41:48What do you mean?
00:41:48Aren't you her parents?
00:41:49You said she was my sister.
00:41:51Chris, I am not playing these games with you today.
00:41:53No, no, Dad.
00:41:54I'm being serious.
00:41:55Is Abigail my biological sister or not?
00:41:59Is Abigail my biological sister or not?
00:42:02No, of course not.
00:42:04Abigail is the daughter of my best friend.
00:42:06He and his wife died in the line of duty.
00:42:10Oh, I knew it.
00:42:13God, I knew it.
00:42:14I'm not a freak.
00:42:19Well, I don't know about that.
00:42:21Then the story starts to wrap up.
00:42:23Hero comes home a changed person.
00:42:25So who can answer what are the three different parts in a play?
00:42:30When he's not talking, he's really not that bad.
00:42:40Is she that obsessed with Oscar?
00:42:43God, as soon as I find out, she's actually not my sister.
00:42:45She falls head over heels for my best bro.
00:42:47Fucking perfect.
00:42:50Abigail, do you know the answer?
00:42:55Abigail, answer the question.
00:42:57I, um, I, I, I, I, I choose B.
00:43:10My question was, what are the different parts in a three-act play?
00:43:15Abigail, I expect you to pay more attention moving forward.
00:43:18Yes, Miss Bella.
00:43:24Still an asshole.
00:43:29What does Abigail have that I don't?
00:43:38Chris, just wait till we get home.
00:43:41I'm telling Dad you're a big, fat boy.
00:43:43Oh, my God.
00:43:45Evie Everett is back.
00:43:47Isn't she Chris's girlfriend?
00:43:48Oh, Chris's girlfriend?
00:43:51Oh, the one in the photo?
00:43:53The one in the locket that he never takes off.
00:43:55Yeah, they're childhood sweethearts.
00:43:57Back then, Chris would follow Evie to her ballet class and back every day.
00:44:01He stuck to her, like, glue.
00:44:03Then, two years ago, Evie got into the Royal Ballet.
00:44:06She's the youngest principal dancer ever.
00:44:08Isn't she awesome?
00:44:11She sounds incredible.
00:44:34Evie's back.
00:44:35Our Queen Bee's back.
00:44:45Oh, my God.
00:44:50They're so cute.
00:44:52Aren't they just perfect together?
00:44:54So she's Chris's girlfriend.
00:44:57She's flawless.
00:44:58I've never seen anyone so gorgeous, so graceful.
00:45:02See, that's Evie, the only girl Chris has eyes for.
00:45:06She's everything that you're not.
00:45:09Hey, guys, look what we have here.
00:45:14It's a sweet little love letter.
00:45:19Your teasing drives me mad.
00:45:21You pick on me till I'm sad.
00:45:23But I still want you so bad.
00:45:28You're stubborn.
00:45:30You're annoying.
00:45:30But your smile's my undoing.
00:45:32I think I really like you.
00:45:36You kept me up last night, thinking about that kiss.
00:45:39I'd give you my first time and let you show me bliss.
00:45:43Riley, stop it.
00:45:44Give it back.
00:45:45Riley, give it back to me.
00:45:46Abigail, your kindergarten love poems are so cute.
00:45:50No wonder you're still a virgin.
00:45:51Go on.
00:45:52Tell us who exactly are you going to eat Lucid to?
00:45:57Who exactly are you going to give it to?
00:45:59Give it back to me.
00:46:04Kylie, cut it out.
00:46:07Wow, Abigail.
00:46:09Didn't know you had it in you.
00:46:10Miss Goodie Two Shoes over here has been two-timing Oscar and Chris.
00:46:15No, no, it's not what you think.
00:46:17Don't be shy, girl.
00:46:18Share with the class.
00:46:22Who is that letter for?
00:46:24Oscar or Chris?
00:46:29Is Abigail's love letter for me?
00:46:34The letter is...
00:46:36Speak up!
00:46:36Oh my God, was I right?
00:46:39You've liked Chris all along, haven't you?
00:46:41Tell everyone.
00:46:43Tell Oscar.
00:46:44Who's Chris to you?
00:46:51I'm the one who...
00:46:52Chris is my brother!
00:46:54What?
00:47:02Chris is my brother.
00:47:05And this letter is for Oscar.
00:47:10Really?
00:47:11Because I've already cut it bad for you, Abigail.
00:47:19Fuck!
00:47:20I'm supposed to be saying that.
00:47:27I'm no competition to someone as pretty and cool as Evie.
00:47:31Plus, Chris only thinks of me as his baby sister.
00:47:39I want to go home.
00:47:40I want to go home.
00:47:41It's okay.
00:47:42I'll get you home.
00:47:45Abigail, your first love died before it even had a chance.
00:47:55Hey, Abigail.
00:47:57You said you wrote that love letter for me.
00:48:00Is it true?
00:48:02I...
00:48:02Abigail, you don't have to be shy.
00:48:04I'll say it again.
00:48:06I like you.
00:48:09I just need you to say it.
00:48:12Do you like me too?
00:48:16I...
00:48:17I...
00:48:25My brother, he doesn't have an umbrella, so I should probably go home.
00:48:30It's raining cats and dogs out here.
00:48:32Get home safe, okay?
00:48:33Okay.
00:48:34Okay.
00:48:43Are you crazy?
00:48:45It's storming out here.
00:48:46Why are you just standing under the pouring rain?
00:48:48The rain didn't stop you from floating with Oscar.
00:48:51He was just walking me home, okay?
00:48:52That's all.
00:48:53That's all?
00:48:55Please.
00:48:56Everyone knows you guys like each other.
00:48:58I mean, didn't you write him those love poems?
00:49:00Aren't you obsessed with him?
00:49:02Why are being so difficult?
00:49:03Let's just go inside and we can talk about him, okay?
00:49:06We can go inside.
00:49:08If you agree to my third rule.
00:49:11What?
00:49:12Rule number one.
00:49:13In public, we're complete strangers.
00:49:16I can't have anyone know when we live under the same roof.
00:49:18No way.
00:49:19Okay, easy peasy.
00:49:20Rule number two.
00:49:21You stay at least three feet away from me at all times.
00:49:28Rule number three.
00:49:29No more Oscar.
00:49:31You're mine.
00:49:32You're mine.
00:49:36You're mine.
00:49:44That was my first kiss.
00:49:46Yeah.
00:49:48Well...
00:49:52Tactically, not your first.
00:49:54What do you mean?
00:49:56Never mind.
00:49:57Abigail, I want you.
00:50:02Trust me.
00:50:05Come on.
00:50:30Chris...
00:50:31Maybe we shouldn't. Your dad's gonna be home any minute.
00:50:34No, no, don't worry. He's gone on a fishing trip. He's not gonna be back tonight.
00:50:49Chris, I...
00:50:55Chris, I...
00:50:58I... I don't know how.
00:51:02It's all right, Abs. You're doing amazing.
00:51:18I want you to feel me.
00:51:30God, he's so hard.
00:51:35Sorry, did I do something wrong?
00:51:38Did I do something wrong?
00:51:39No. You're doing amazing, Abs.
00:51:50Now, let me return the favor.
00:51:54Wait, maybe...
00:51:55Maybe we shouldn't.
00:51:57It's okay. You can trust me.
00:52:00What?
00:52:01Am I really gonna lose my virginity to Chris, my adopted brother?
00:52:14Look at me.
00:52:16I'll do something wrong.
00:52:21But...
00:52:27Kids, wait till you see what I got...
00:52:31Chris, what the devil are you doing?
00:52:34Oh, Dad...
00:52:36Chris, what the devil are you doing?
00:52:39Dad, I'm just, uh, just exercising.
00:52:43Exercise?
00:52:45God, please tell me you have not been bringing those groupie girls home.
00:52:50Oh, shit, what am I gonna do?
00:52:52What? No, no, no, I would never.
00:52:54Dad, come on, you gotta believe me, you're my dad.
00:52:56Yeah, I'm your dad, so I know what you're like.
00:53:00What's this?
00:53:06What's this?
00:53:09Uh, it's a napkin.
00:53:11Napkin.
00:53:11A napkin, yeah, I was, um, I was eating dinner.
00:53:14Sorry, Dad, on the couch, I know I'm not supposed to do that.
00:53:17Uh, what happened again?
00:53:21Whew, Dad, I think you smell like fish from the trip.
00:53:26I think you should go shower.
00:53:27Abigail's gonna be home any second here.
00:53:29Really, I stink?
00:53:29Yeah, I don't, I don't smell anything.
00:53:33Yeah, all right.
00:53:39Huh?
00:53:40I thought my heart was gonna explode out of my chest.
00:53:46Look, maybe, maybe we should just tell him.
00:53:50Isn't that moving a little too fast?
00:53:52I mean, is it?
00:53:53He's your dad, too, and shit, at this point, he likes you, Bernie likes me.
00:53:57I think he'd be really happy if we found out we were together.
00:54:01Chris, do you actually like me?
00:54:08Chris, do you actually like me?
00:54:11Because a couple hours ago, you were acting like my mortal enemy, and now you want to make
00:54:15it official, so what's with the 180?
00:54:17Abigail, I gotta be honest.
00:54:19Up until recently, I thought, I thought you were my real sister.
00:54:25Like, my blood sister.
00:54:28What?
00:54:30Oh my god!
00:54:31Chris, that is the most stupid thing I have ever heard in my entire life!
00:54:36Oh my god, you are silly.
00:54:38You are so silly!
00:54:39All right, all right, all right.
00:54:41Okay, okay, I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop.
00:54:45Idiot.
00:54:45A lovable idiot.
00:54:51That's my girl.
00:54:53What you looking at?
00:54:55Ah, nothing.
00:54:57Listen, Chris.
00:54:58I need you to keep your playboy ways out of this house.
00:55:02You and Abigail aren't happy.
00:55:04What?
00:55:05What are you talking about?
00:55:07Listen, Abigail's father asked me to look after her like she was my own.
00:55:10It was literally his dying wish.
00:55:13And as a guardian, I can't let her date a boy like you.
00:55:16What's that supposed to mean?
00:55:17What, I'm not good enough for her?
00:55:19No, you're not.
00:55:20I mean, you get into fights.
00:55:22You sneak into clubs.
00:55:23You were suspended last semester.
00:55:25Abigail's on her way to Harvard.
00:55:27She's out of your league, son.
00:55:45What's wrong?
00:55:46What if someone sees us?
00:55:48What's wrong with that?
00:55:49What, what, am I not, do you not think I'm good enough for you?
00:55:51What?
00:55:51No, of course not.
00:55:52It's just, yesterday I told everyone that we were siblings.
00:56:00You're right.
00:56:01You're right.
00:56:02I'm sorry.
00:56:02I, I shouldn't be so sensitive.
00:56:05Yes.
00:56:06Yes.
00:56:07Yes.
00:56:09Yes.
00:56:10Yes.
00:56:10Yes.
00:56:14I was right.
00:56:16They're not actually siblings.
00:56:17I mean, you've known Chris for like ever, right?
00:56:20Since when did he have a sister?
00:56:22Maybe they're just like really close.
00:56:24It's honestly refreshing seeing siblings get along so well.
00:56:29Abigail, is it?
00:56:30You think you can steal my man and get away with it?
00:56:34Not a goddamn chance.
00:56:41I guess Chris likes me more than I thought
00:56:51Oh! My necklace
00:56:56That locket
00:57:02Oh, this?
00:57:05Two years ago, right before I left for England
00:57:07Chris gave me this locket as a promise
00:57:10Look, it even has a picture of us in it, see?
00:57:15He said they're a matching pair, just like us
00:57:18And that he would wear it every day
00:57:20And that I should too
00:57:21So that way, every time I look at it, I'll think of him
00:57:24He said that way, everyone will know that he's gonna love me forever
00:57:29Love? Love you forever?
00:57:31I know it sounds kind of cheesy saying that about your childhood sweetheart
00:57:34But I can tell he really means it
00:57:37And you're his sister, right?
00:57:39You know how he is
00:57:50Oh, Abigail
00:57:50You are dumber than I thought
00:57:53A basic bitch like you could never take Chris away from me
00:57:59It even has a picture of us in it, see?
00:58:01He would wear it every day
00:58:03And that I should too
00:58:04So that way, every time I look at it, I'll think of him
00:58:07No
00:58:09No, it's fine
00:58:10Chris wouldn't lie to me like that
00:58:16Oh my gosh, does that dumb bitch actually think Chris is into her?
00:58:21What a joke
00:58:22Just wait till she hears the truth
00:58:24What are you talking about?
00:58:26You think anyone really believes you're Chris's sister?
00:58:29We know exactly what's going on between you and Chris
00:58:32Want to know what you are to him?
00:58:34You're a bet
00:58:36A bet?
00:58:43Yep
00:58:44Ever since you broke his sweetheart locket with Evie
00:58:47He's hated your guts
00:58:48You really think he likes you?
00:58:50Chris has been in love with Evie this whole time
00:58:52Chris bet he'd make you fall in love with him after three months
00:58:55He said if it worked, he would dump your ass right away
00:59:01Oh look, you were so desperate he snagged you in just two weeks
00:59:04Yeah, and Evie doesn't even know about the bet
00:59:07Chris will seriously do anything for her
00:59:18Tell me the truth
00:59:20Did you make a bet about me?
00:59:22You found out?
00:59:26Listen, listen
00:59:27I can explain
00:59:28We thought it'd be funny if I...
00:59:31Answer one more question
00:59:32This locket
00:59:33The person you wear that for
00:59:35Are you going to love them forever and ever?
00:59:37Right?
00:59:38Right?
00:59:39Yeah, but it's...
00:59:41Okay, I've heard enough
00:59:43I hate you, Chris
00:59:47Dude, did you tell Abigail about our bet?
00:59:50You know, the one that I'd get into Harvard instead of her?
00:59:53Everybody was wondering why your slacking ass was suddenly wanting to improve your grades
00:59:57So I told them we have a bet
01:00:01Look, I'll go apologize to Abigail, alright?
01:00:04That's on me
01:00:05He said he wants you to help me get settled in
01:00:08You know, with me being new here and all
01:00:10I don't know where anything is
01:00:11Don't worry, Bo
01:00:12I got this
01:00:14Plus, Abigail's your sister
01:00:15She's not going to hold this against you
01:00:17You're family
01:00:19That's what family is for
01:00:26Chris is such an asshole
01:00:28A total fucking jerk
01:00:31I'm in love with that jerk
01:00:32What am I going to do?
01:00:38It was just for shits and gigs
01:00:40So you knew about it too?
01:00:42Yeah
01:00:44Sorry
01:00:47We shouldn't have done the bet without you knowing
01:00:50It's not your fault
01:00:51It's Chris's
01:00:53You don't have to apologize
01:00:54It's okay, Abigail
01:00:56This will be the last time you cry
01:00:59Ever
01:01:02Damn
01:01:03I thought you had this big crush on me
01:01:05You know, I still have the love letters to prove it, you know
01:01:08I was just caught off guard
01:01:13Abigail, will you forgive me?
01:01:15We won't make stupid bets like that anymore
01:01:17Oscar, I should be the one to apologize
01:01:21I lied to you
01:01:23Chris is not my real brother
01:01:25Chris's father just adopted me last month
01:01:28That's why we've been living together
01:01:31I'm sorry, I should have told you
01:01:33So that's why Abigail's so special to Chris
01:01:35He's not just spoiling his baby sister
01:01:38He wants her to be his girl
01:01:41Wow, that's
01:01:43A surprise
01:01:45So, um
01:01:48Why tell me now
01:01:49I'm sorry, Oscar
01:01:51Thank you for liking me
01:01:53I just
01:01:54I have feelings for someone else
01:02:01Ah
01:02:03So, for someone else
01:02:06Well, he hurt you, didn't he?
01:02:08You know
01:02:11I hear the best way to get over a heartbreak
01:02:14Is to find someone new
01:02:17Abigail
01:02:17I could be your fake boyfriend
01:02:20Maybe that'll cheer you up
01:02:22That wouldn't be fair to you
01:02:23Who knows
01:02:24You might even fall for me in the process
01:02:27I know that's selfish
01:02:29But God
01:02:30I wanna give myself one more chance
01:02:36What the fuck are you doing?
01:02:44What are you doing?
01:02:45Getting all cozy with Oscar like this
01:02:47What?
01:02:47Do I just mean nothing to you?
01:02:48Oh great, it's you
01:02:50What do you want?
01:02:51Tell me
01:02:52Who is Oscar to you?
01:02:54Oscar is my crush
01:02:55He's the guy that I like
01:02:57I want him to be my boyfriend
01:02:58What about me?
01:03:00What about us?
01:03:01Bro, Chris, you gotta calm down
01:03:03Dude, fuck off
01:03:04What are you so pissed off for?
01:03:06Okay, so we messed around
01:03:08We had some fun
01:03:09So what?
01:03:10Messing around?
01:03:11That's all that was to you?
01:03:13Yeah, duh
01:03:13Oscar can actually keep up with me
01:03:16Do you think I would choose you?
01:03:17A loser who cuts class just to pick fights?
01:03:20Tell me honestly
01:03:21Do you actually mean that?
01:03:23Of course I do
01:03:26Chris
01:03:28Who's Bennett wants us in your office right now?
01:03:31Yves
01:03:31I was actually just about to go looking for you
01:03:39Chris, let's go shopping later
01:03:41I need new ballet slippers
01:03:43And there's this really cute pair I've been dying to get
01:03:45Sure
01:03:46Yeah, whatever you want
01:03:47I'll get it for you
01:03:48Let's go
01:03:52Why am I so sad?
01:03:54Why should I be heartbroken over a stupid liar?
01:03:58So there's someone
01:04:00It's Chris, isn't it?
01:04:02Nope
01:04:02I absolutely cannot stand him
01:04:05I mean it
01:04:06I hate Chris
01:04:07Yeah, yeah, sure
01:04:08Got it
01:04:10Well, how about a fake date with a fake boyfriend?
01:04:14Dinner's on me
01:04:14You don't mind if I'm using you?
01:04:17Not at all
01:04:18Kinda like the brush of it
01:04:29Try this
01:04:31Sweets for my little sweetheart
01:04:34Okay
01:04:40Oh wow
01:04:42You guys here on a date?
01:04:43Mind if we join?
01:04:46You're my guest
01:04:47You're my guest
01:05:02Oh wow
01:05:03She's actually allergic to fish, my man
01:05:08Aww
01:05:09Aww
01:05:09You and your sister really are super close
01:05:16Yeah, my big bro, he loves to spoil me, doesn't he?
01:05:26I
01:05:27Let go
01:05:28What was that?
01:05:29Did you say you wanted some steak?
01:05:32Here
01:05:33Let's get you some steak
01:05:37Say ah, open wide
01:05:42Here you go
01:05:43Say ah
01:05:44Oh
01:05:45Nice
01:05:51I sure do love my steak
01:05:53Well, let's get you another bite then
01:05:55Say ah
01:05:56That's enough, Chris
01:05:57Aww, Chris has always been so playful, am I right?
01:06:00He used to do stuff like that to me all the time
01:06:04Honestly, I am so grateful Chris had such a sweet sister keeping him happy while I was gone
01:06:10I was terrified he would just be sulking around the whole time because of how much he used me
01:06:22Are you full?
01:06:24If you're done, let's go home
01:06:26Hey man, you take Evie home, I'm gonna take my sister
01:06:29You know what, actually, I don't think I'm quite ready to call it a night
01:06:34Oscar, didn't you tell me that you were gonna take me to that nightclub?
01:06:37You know, the one that your friend works at?
01:06:40Abigail, if you go to a nightclub, you're gonna get in big trouble
01:06:42So, trust me, I'd know
01:06:44Let's go home
01:06:49Let's go home
01:06:50No, thank you
01:06:51I think that you should take Evie on a really sweet date
01:06:54And I'm gonna hang out with Oscar for the night
01:06:57I said let's go home
01:06:59Chris, you're scaring Abigail
01:07:01Yeah
01:07:02Come on Oscar, let's go
01:07:06Come on Oscar, let's go
01:07:07Well, just me at home the night, Evs
01:07:09Want to come over?
01:07:10Of course
01:07:24Abigail, you were the one who wanted to come
01:07:26Come on, don't tell me I snuck you in here for you to sit there and sulk
01:07:30I wonder what Chris and Evie are up to right now
01:07:33Your boyfriend's right here and you're talking about another man?
01:07:37You really don't give a shit, do you?
01:07:42Bottoms up
01:07:43Come on
01:07:44This is fun
01:07:46But we uh, we do gotta bounce soon
01:07:47The cops show up, we're busted
01:07:51Fuck!
01:07:53Cops are here, we gotta go
01:07:58Run!
01:07:59Oscar!
01:08:04Wow, I'm finally Chris's passenger princess
01:08:11Oh
01:08:13How's it taste?
01:08:14Do you wanna try?
01:08:18Fuck, fuck, fuck!
01:08:21God, please, what is happening?
01:08:24Get out of the car
01:08:25Why?
01:08:26I have to go look for Abigail
01:08:28Chris, I don't get it, you asked me to come over, didn't you?
01:08:32Come on, let's have some fun
01:08:34Oh, cut the act already
01:08:36We both know there's nothing between us
01:08:39And why did you try to make us look like a couple in front of Abigail?
01:08:42I didn't know, I was just trying to befriend your sister
01:08:46She is not my sister
01:08:51Now get out!
01:09:01And you better start clearing up these rumors about us
01:09:04I only let you get away with it before because I didn't like anyone
01:09:07But that's changed now
01:09:08So it's time for these bullshit games to fucking end
01:09:11If I hear one more stupid rumor
01:09:13I'm gonna expose the truth
01:09:15In front of everyone
01:09:20Fuck!
01:09:22Oscar!
01:09:23Two miners right here!
01:09:26Stop right there!
01:09:29Shit!
01:09:30I can't let my mom find out I was at a club
01:09:32She'll freeze my cart
01:09:34She'll confiscate my car
01:09:38Oscar, wait!
01:09:43I'm gonna need to see some ID, miss
01:09:46No
01:09:50Abigail!
01:09:58Damn, Brad!
01:09:59Come on, let's go!
01:10:00Stop right here!
01:10:04And go, go, go, go
01:10:05Let it go!
01:10:07Let go!
01:10:10Run!
01:10:11Run!
01:10:12Go!
01:10:12Go!
01:10:13Come on!
01:10:19Come on!
01:10:20Come on!
01:10:32We must've gone in here!
01:10:34Let's go!
01:10:52Why did you show up at the club? I thought you were taking Evie home
01:10:55Hey, you pushed me away first, you don't get to play the victim now
01:11:01Damn it, Abs
01:11:02I just...
01:11:04I can't stay mad at you
01:11:16It's so cramped in here
01:11:17Why- why don't we go somewhere a little more cozy?
01:11:19Cozy
01:11:24Oh, oh nice
01:11:26I'm gonna stop
01:11:28Hey
01:11:29Okay, wait, so what about you and Oscar? Didn't you guys just make it official?
01:11:34He's just my fake boyfriend
01:11:36Wait, wait, what? Sorry, come again?
01:11:39I asked Oscar to be my fake boyfriend, okay? Happy?
01:11:43Uh, no, actually, not at all
01:11:45Explain
01:11:46Chris, you're committed to loving Evie forever, so why do you keep playing with me?
01:11:54Loving Evie? When did I ever say that?
01:11:57The locket? The necklace that's for couples
01:12:00It's supposed to symbolize eternal love or whatever, right?
01:12:04It's proof that you love Evie
01:12:07This?
01:12:15It's not... it's not Evie?
01:12:17Nope
01:12:19So that's...
01:12:19My mom
01:12:21She's beautiful
01:12:22So you're telling me this mess was all because of this necklace?
01:12:26No, that's not it, because you bet all of your buddies that you can get me to fall for you
01:12:30within three months
01:12:31So, of course I don't believe that you actually like me
01:12:33I never said the bet was about making you fall for me, the bet...
01:12:37What? What was it about?
01:12:39It was about us getting into Harvard, I bet Oscar that I would get into Harvard over you
01:12:45Harvard?
01:12:51Fake dating my best friend to get back at me for something I didn't even do
01:12:55Now that we both know you've been a bad girl, I think it's time
01:12:59You finally get punished the way you deserve
01:13:02And what punishment would that be?
01:13:05Chris, what are you doing? Let me down!
01:13:08The more you fight it, the worse it's gonna be
01:13:12What are you doing?
01:13:15Punishing you
01:13:30Don't do that again
01:13:33Using another guy to make me jealous, I can't stand it
01:13:36You're mine, Abs
01:13:38No one else's
01:13:40Okay, I'm yours
01:13:56You're playing with fire
01:13:59Don't hold back
01:14:00I can handle anything you give me
01:14:04I can't run fast enough, can't get out with me
01:14:10You're the one who works for me
01:14:12I'm the only one who's going to be
01:14:13You're the one who's gonna dream
01:14:19You're the one who's gonna dream
01:14:21Again, you're the one who's gonna dream
01:14:27You're the one who's gonna dream
01:14:30I can't run fast enough, can't pick up the pace
01:14:34People run towards love, call my cause a craze
01:14:37Let's be real, some true love is really just a face
01:14:41Heard it all before, y'all just need a score
01:14:45Don't want it anymore, can't take it no more
01:14:48Love or I adore us, yes and I am sure
01:14:52Because love is war
01:14:54You chase even better than last
01:15:01Be careful, you might get addicted
01:15:10I'll always care for you, I can take care of you
01:15:16Just let me show
01:15:22Good morning princess
01:15:24Good morning
01:15:27Chris, remember you can't sleep in today, you've got to
01:15:30What the hell are you two doing
01:15:36I told you to stay away from Abigail, didn't I, she is not like you
01:15:40It's my fault, if you want to be mad at someone, be mad at me
01:15:43I'm the one who fell for Chris first
01:15:44You like Chris?
01:15:47Yes, I'm the one who wants to be his girlfriend
01:15:50Really, him, what do you see in this ruffian
01:15:54I mean sure, he inherited my handsome face, but other than that
01:15:57That face is good enough for me
01:15:59I promised your father I would look after you like you were one of my own
01:16:02In a year you're going to be at Harvard
01:16:04You're going to meet a boy who treats you right and can give you the kind of life you deserve
01:16:08Seriously dad, I can give Abigail the life she deserves
01:16:12And she's made me change my ways
01:16:13I'm setting goals and I'm working hard to meet them
01:16:15I think I'm going to get into Harvard now
01:16:19I'm going to become someone she's proud to call her boyfriend
01:16:23Jesus Christ, this can't be happening
01:16:25Dad, the only two people I need in my life are you and Chris
01:16:29There are billions of people out there
01:16:31But you two are the ones who took me in and loved me like family
01:16:34Why would I choose some random guy when I can have him?
01:16:37The guy who really loves me for who I am
01:16:41Alright Chris, you've got one year of high school left to round into shape
01:16:44And if you don't get into Harvard, you can forget about dating Abigail
01:16:49God damn dad, you can't just cut your son a little slack here
01:16:59So, you fell for me first son
01:17:01That's pretty bold and you're crushing on your adopted brother
01:17:06Maybe I fell for you first
01:17:08But you're the one who turned your life around just so we could be together
01:17:11Fine, I guess I'm a little obsessed
01:17:14Now I can't wait to see the look on dad's face when we go off to Harvard together
01:17:20From high school seniors to senior retirement homes
01:17:23Chris stayed by my side every step of the way
01:17:26We graduated from Harvard, became husband and wife
01:17:30Started a beautiful family together
01:17:32And every single day, I fall in love with him all over again
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