- 10 hours ago
Crush Alert Love Request From My Enemy
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00:00:02New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:09New skin, dangerously hot, is equipped.
00:00:18You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:32You know who I really am. I'm Valleyqueen33.
00:00:35Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275.
00:00:39Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:43You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:47Or at least a photo.
00:00:50Maybe someday.
00:00:55Crap, I'm late.
00:00:57Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:01Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:11I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:14but on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:16I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:23Forget your training wheels.
00:01:26At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:44I have my knight's special talisman.
00:01:49I have my knight's special talisman.
00:01:49It's ruined.
00:01:56He's so hot.
00:01:57Hey! I told you to stop the car!
00:02:04Oh my gosh, it's Cole!
00:02:05He's so hot.
00:02:10Hey!
00:02:12What is wrong with you?
00:02:13Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:16Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:18What are you with me, son?
00:02:20What are you talking about?
00:02:22Why?
00:02:24I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:26No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:29You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:32Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts by a cop.
00:02:34Okay?
00:02:37You should know that.
00:02:38I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:41You were a...
00:02:42Eh...
00:02:45Asshole!
00:02:50Alright.
00:02:51I broke something of yours.
00:02:54Sure, but...
00:02:55Hey!
00:02:56You got my attention.
00:02:59So, in that case, we're even...
00:03:07Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:10Have a good day.
00:03:13Don't do it!
00:03:15I got a hot mess energy.
00:03:17Hey!
00:03:20Oh, fuck!
00:03:23Now we're even.
00:03:24My laptop better not be broken.
00:03:27I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:33You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:37You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:42every hallway,
00:03:44and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:48I'm going to make your life a living hell.
00:03:51What's going on?
00:03:52Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:53Now Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:55Yeah, idiot.
00:03:56I can see that.
00:03:59I just met an unhinged person.
00:04:01Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:04Same.
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:07Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:11Cole, do you need help?
00:04:13I can help you.
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:17This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:21But he's not your Cole.
00:04:22Shut up, Lindsey.
00:04:24He's not yet.
00:04:26Come in.
00:04:28Hi.
00:04:29I'm Jen.
00:04:30And this is Lindsey.
00:04:32Hi.
00:04:34I'm Hailey.
00:04:35So nice to meet you.
00:04:36You have first day jitters?
00:04:37That's totally understandable.
00:04:39We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:41And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:42Come in.
00:04:43Okay.
00:04:44Let's go.
00:04:48There you go.
00:04:50Thanks so much.
00:05:12You're welcome, new girl.
00:05:14Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:22Guacamole wizard.
00:05:24Wow.
00:05:24What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:27It's a robot.
00:05:28Get it back.
00:05:29Hold on.
00:05:31Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:36Send.
00:05:37Here.
00:05:37Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:42So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:45I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:46At least check on me.
00:05:48Oh, is it the online level?
00:05:50Ah, chill, please.
00:05:54No way.
00:05:56What is it?
00:05:57Oh, Belle Queen goes to the school.
00:06:04Please ignore that.
00:06:05Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:08Send.
00:06:12What is wrong with you?
00:06:14You messed with Cole Edmunds and you're going to mess with me.
00:06:17Edmunds?
00:06:17What?
00:06:19You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:21Wow.
00:06:22You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:26Stop recording me!
00:06:29Jen is a new girl.
00:06:31Wait.
00:06:32Is the new girl Valley Queen?
00:06:36There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:38Could it be...
00:06:39Jen?
00:06:42Ew.
00:06:46Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:48And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:51No chances, Jen.
00:06:53So is it.
00:06:54She does look kinda cute.
00:06:58She does.
00:06:59She does.
00:07:03Please ignore that.
00:07:04Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:07What was I thinking?
00:07:08Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:14Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:16Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:17Just keep walking.
00:07:18You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:22My name's Hayley.
00:07:24Wow.
00:07:24Hayley.
00:07:25I think you, uh...
00:07:27You missed a spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:31What a coincidence!
00:07:33So did you!
00:07:34Oh no!
00:07:37Oh!
00:07:38Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:39I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:41You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:47Whoever ends up with her must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:02I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:04Something happened and I lost the game.
00:08:06I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:08I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:11And what is this?
00:08:13What I think it is, is I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:19As more than just friends.
00:08:22Oh, thank God.
00:08:23I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:25You're my soulmate.
00:08:27Like, I like you so much.
00:08:28Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:32I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:34Wait, really?
00:08:36Yeah.
00:08:37Get ready.
00:08:43Okay.
00:08:44No face.
00:08:46Just the boobs.
00:08:48Is it a bad idea?
00:08:49But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:51PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:53All the kids do this.
00:08:55You'll love it.
00:09:00This lighting hates me.
00:09:02Come on, Hayley.
00:09:04Confidence.
00:09:04You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:11Okay.
00:09:12Okay.
00:09:12Yeah.
00:09:13That's actually kind of...
00:09:18Oh my God.
00:09:20Seriously?
00:09:21Hello?
00:09:22Anyone?
00:09:24Don't look at me!
00:09:28Don't look at me!
00:09:29We're trying not for viable, are we?
00:09:31I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:33Get out!
00:09:34Now!
00:09:35Fine.
00:09:37Out!
00:09:37Damn it!
00:09:42Come on.
00:09:43I don't think so...
00:09:44I'm so sorry...
00:09:47It's not a bad idea.
00:09:48It's not a bad idea.
00:09:59No.
00:10:02No.
00:10:03No.
00:10:04No.
00:10:07No.
00:10:07No.
00:10:08No.
00:10:08No.
00:10:08No.
00:10:15you're helping me
00:10:16I won't, I didn't point on it, but here we are
00:10:26excuse you, these boobs are for someone else
00:10:28we're not a little boyfriend, do we?
00:10:30that is shocking
00:10:31yeah, actually
00:10:32and he'd probably kill you right now
00:10:34if he saw you were flirting with me
00:10:35flirting? yeah, don't lie to yourself
00:10:37I've got a girlfriend too
00:10:38my thoughts and prayers to her
00:10:40funny
00:10:41okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen
00:10:44and go her separate ways?
00:10:46fine by me
00:10:49oh, I know
00:10:51with all the purple bra, by the way
00:10:53I like it in a weird way
00:10:55not even my type, but
00:10:57you know, power theory, or whatever
00:10:59would you just get out of here?
00:11:09hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it too
00:11:12Jen, red alert
00:11:14Cole and the new girl are for sure flirting
00:11:16I think it's time to take drastic action
00:11:21don't be a coward
00:11:22just send it
00:11:23Jen
00:11:28oh my god
00:11:29here goes nothing
00:11:38still no response?
00:11:40don't freak out
00:11:40he's probably just busy
00:11:46give it back
00:11:46why?
00:11:47you don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:50oh, this is actually a really good photo
00:11:52honestly, it's so good
00:11:53that I think the whole school should see it
00:11:55did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:57got it
00:12:01what are you doing?
00:12:27oh, shit
00:12:29yo, what's going on?
00:12:31dude, your head of his nude
00:12:32just got put up on the big screen
00:12:34what?
00:12:34yeah
00:12:49come on
00:12:50let's see if these dudes are photoshopped
00:12:54stop, delete it, please
00:12:56delete it
00:13:00oh, my brave knight
00:13:09I wish you were here with me right now
00:13:16oh, my god
00:13:17oh, Cole
00:13:18your enemy's kind of hot
00:13:21since you're so into slutty photos
00:13:23why don't we just go ahead
00:13:25and go full nude?
00:13:28Jen, no
00:13:29no, no, no, no
00:13:30no, no
00:13:30Ken, stop
00:13:34oh, my gosh
00:13:39whoa, my gosh
00:13:41oh, my gosh
00:13:48My school enemy is my allied girlfriend?
00:13:55Stop it!
00:14:05Hey, you okay?
00:14:10Give that to me.
00:14:18Now, give the phone back, Jen.
00:14:20What the hell, Cole?
00:14:22I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:28How does it feel being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:30Not good, huh?
00:14:31Now, if you don't delete it off your phone, I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:35And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:38Why are you even defending her?
00:14:39She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:42Yeah.
00:14:43Haley's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:46And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:48You hear me?
00:14:53Haley, are you?
00:14:54Cole is on my side now?
00:14:55Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:14:58I just need to be alone.
00:14:59All right.
00:15:00Haley!
00:15:05Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:07And he said we were enemies.
00:15:09But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:15Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:17Love you, Mom.
00:15:19Wait, Mom.
00:15:24Do people change?
00:15:27Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:34Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:53Tough day, huh?
00:15:55There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:15:58They're my favorite.
00:15:59Noted.
00:16:00Is that all?
00:16:01The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:04I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:08Aw.
00:16:09I'm really proud of you.
00:16:11And then there's this guy.
00:16:13He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:17It's so confusing.
00:16:18Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:23No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:24I like you.
00:16:25Only you.
00:16:31I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:34You did?
00:16:34Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:36I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:38That sounds amazing.
00:16:40When?
00:16:40With?
00:16:41About after school.
00:16:42At the balcony.
00:16:43I'll bring followers.
00:16:45Deal?
00:16:54I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:06Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:15Call me father.
00:17:16I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:19Defending that nobody.
00:17:21Haley girl.
00:17:22He was not a nobody dad.
00:17:23Are those for her?
00:17:29What the fuck?
00:17:33What the fuck?
00:17:34I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:36Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:39That whole family is trash.
00:17:41Stay away from her.
00:17:43And what if I say no?
00:17:44Stay away from Haley, Cole.
00:17:46Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:48What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:52I'm almost 18.
00:17:53Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:55I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:00safe.
00:18:01You're sick.
00:18:03It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:11Oh, hi.
00:18:13I'm Haley.
00:18:14Yes.
00:18:15Mm-hmm.
00:18:16So nice to meet you.
00:18:18God.
00:18:19I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:21But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:26Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:28You're so nice.
00:18:33Guacamole wizard.
00:18:35Ew.
00:18:39Guacamole wizard.
00:18:40Ew.
00:18:42You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:45Pathetic.
00:18:45Maybe he's married.
00:18:47Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:49And maybe he's sitting on his bike video.
00:18:53I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:56Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:18:58Oh, no.
00:18:59We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:00We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:02And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:06Eat it.
00:19:20Call me.
00:19:21So you think that you can just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:26You're a maid's daughter, so you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:30Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:32Oh, and by the way, Nicole's not going to come save you.
00:19:35Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:37Like me.
00:19:42I'm nothing like you.
00:19:47Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:50Cole again?
00:19:51Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:54Pick it up.
00:19:56Cole, we were kidding.
00:19:57It's ketchup.
00:19:58Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:04I'm just gonna take her to record this.
00:20:13Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hayley anymore?
00:20:15I don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:17I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:19you want to hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:25I will leave Hailey alone.
00:20:30I will leave Hailey alone.
00:20:35Got it?
00:20:36Yeah.
00:20:36Let's go.
00:20:38What are you looking at?
00:20:43Got it?
00:20:44Let's go.
00:20:52Uh, thank you.
00:20:54Wow.
00:20:56Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:00Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:02I just...
00:21:04I happen to see you.
00:21:06Were you waiting at someone?
00:21:08Yeah.
00:21:09My boyfriend, actually.
00:21:13Well, he...
00:21:14He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:16Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:20Maybe you got to do it nice today.
00:21:22Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:26You thought we were enemies.
00:21:28I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:31Not that annoying.
00:21:32Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:35Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Edna?
00:21:37Because it's not going to work.
00:21:38I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:46How'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:53He...
00:21:53He makes me feel safe.
00:21:56You wouldn't understand that, though.
00:22:02You don't understand better than you think.
00:22:05Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:10Does he...
00:22:11How you touch him like this?
00:22:22If you keep staring, I'm going to think you like what you see.
00:22:26No, my...
00:22:28My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:33In the game.
00:22:35Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:43Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:49Are you a little slow in the game, too?
00:22:53I can see why he likes you.
00:22:55Oh, yeah.
00:23:04I can't do this.
00:23:07I love my boyfriend.
00:23:08And you will never understand that.
00:23:10He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:13He loves me for who I am.
00:23:16That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:20I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:30Wait.
00:23:31It couldn't be.
00:23:34Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:39There's nothing.
00:23:40Cole, who are you?
00:23:44What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:46It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:51Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:54You live such a tough life.
00:24:00What was I thinking?
00:24:01We are from two different worlds.
00:24:03He just wants to play with me.
00:24:05But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:12Why did you come to school today?
00:24:13I got into a car accident.
00:24:16Really?
00:24:17Are you okay?
00:24:18You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:20He was right.
00:24:21Who?
00:24:22Nobody.
00:24:23Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:24I want to come visit you.
00:24:26No, no, you can't.
00:24:27I look miserable now.
00:24:28You need to see me in style.
00:24:30Fine, if you say so.
00:24:33So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:35Oh, yeah, we are.
00:24:41Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:44Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:02Oh, you.
00:25:03Oh, me.
00:25:04Why is she so lucky?
00:25:06Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:09People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:12I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:14Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:21You finished it?
00:25:23It's okay.
00:25:24We'll get you to know each other more.
00:25:26I'm not that curious about you, actually.
00:25:27I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:30Like, how close were you with your mom?
00:25:33What is he trying to do?
00:25:35It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:38I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:42Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:54So, are you going to prom?
00:25:56Eh, I'm going to go.
00:25:57I don't know.
00:25:58So, you have a date.
00:26:01Or shall I say victim?
00:26:03Are you jealous of me?
00:26:04Me?
00:26:05Jealous?
00:26:06No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:07Oh, because I think you so secretly want me.
00:26:10You are so full of yourself.
00:26:12You can do this on your own.
00:26:13Yeah.
00:26:16No way.
00:26:18It's a self-locking door.
00:26:20Really?
00:26:21This woman's going to be back in an hour.
00:26:22I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:26:23I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:25No, okay.
00:26:26Sorry, not that bad.
00:26:28I think maybe we can pick up where we left off.
00:26:31Or maybe try something new.
00:26:33Mm-mm.
00:26:34We're keeping our distance this time, actually.
00:26:36Yeah.
00:26:46That was my first kiss.
00:26:50My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:26:53It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
00:27:07You're really good at this.
00:27:09Why don't you regret it?
00:27:11You know, we can do more if you want.
00:27:29Anyway, I've been wanting back a lot more than you, Zach.
00:27:32So you want me?
00:27:36I think you know how much I want you.
00:27:42Do you want me?
00:27:44I want you.
00:27:50Oh, shit.
00:27:54Anyone in here?
00:27:58Oh, my God.
00:27:59How long have you two been in here?
00:28:00I really need to change this lock.
00:28:02Are you two okay?
00:28:04Yeah.
00:28:05Yeah, we're good.
00:28:06We're okay.
00:28:07Okay, nice.
00:28:10Thanks.
00:28:11Yeah.
00:28:15You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:17What didn't happen?
00:28:18Hey, wait.
00:28:19It's just hormones.
00:28:21Jake.
00:28:22Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:25Relax, I'm not dead.
00:28:26Wait, car accident?
00:28:28Guacamole wizard?
00:28:34I got to go.
00:28:43Guacamole wizard.
00:28:44Huh?
00:28:47Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:49Do I know you?
00:28:50Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:53Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:55Or he heard something about Cole?
00:28:58You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:01She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:03She was in a real car accident.
00:29:05According to you, so is guacamole wizard.
00:29:08I can't take this anymore.
00:29:09Cole, wait.
00:29:12Oh, shit.
00:29:17What's up, guys?
00:29:18Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:21Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:24Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:28Hey, I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:32They're your favorite, right?
00:29:35How did you know that?
00:29:37Tough day, huh?
00:29:38There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:40They're my favorite.
00:29:42He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:44Could he?
00:29:50The truth is, um...
00:29:51A dickhead?
00:29:54Will you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:29:55You came to my table, bro,
00:29:57and knocked my ball away.
00:30:05There goes a gun.
00:30:06Cole is jealous.
00:30:08We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:09We don't have a problem.
00:30:11We don't have a problem.
00:30:13Right?
00:30:14Tell Cole to get my ball,
00:30:15and we don't have a problem.
00:30:17Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:22I have the ball now.
00:30:23Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:26Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:30Maybe I can use that.
00:30:33Jake!
00:30:35Hey!
00:30:36What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:40Wait, seriously?
00:30:41Yeah.
00:30:42Just one little catch.
00:30:43You have to pretend to like Haley Roth.
00:30:47All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:50If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:54I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:30:58But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:02You've literally been staring for five minutes.
00:31:04I'm thinking.
00:31:05About the report or about him?
00:31:06Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:08We literally made out of a store dream.
00:31:11Maybe I've known Jake longer.
00:31:13No, you don't.
00:31:14How do you know that?
00:31:15You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:17Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:19You have no idea.
00:31:25Oh, my God.
00:31:26Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:41Haley, someone's here to see you.
00:31:54Are you asking me to prom?
00:31:57Too cheesy?
00:31:58No, it's cute.
00:32:01The accident?
00:32:02The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:03He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:05So, um, what do you think?
00:32:08You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:10I should feel happy.
00:32:12But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:16Hey, can we not?
00:32:21Hey, can we not?
00:32:23Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:25My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:28And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:30Wow.
00:32:32That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:34Oh, that's weak shit?
00:32:36Is this weak shit?
00:32:39Oh, my God.
00:32:48Wow.
00:32:49He's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:56Wait, I can't.
00:32:57Colt, put me down.
00:32:58Put me down.
00:32:59Put me down.
00:33:02Don't do that again.
00:33:15New couple alert.
00:33:18Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:19Why do you hate me so much, Cole?
00:33:21You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:23And if you'd realize and give me a chance,
00:33:25I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:27Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:30I might say yes.
00:33:33Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:37Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:40We're both hot.
00:33:41And we're both rich.
00:33:43And our dads have been in business, like, forever.
00:33:45So.
00:33:47How romantic.
00:33:47I think I'll pass.
00:33:50You're going to regret this, Cole Edmonds.
00:33:55Oh, here they come.
00:33:57If I message Corcomole Wizard,
00:34:00I wonder if Jake's phone will ding.
00:34:03What should we wear to prom?
00:34:05And the Dean's List.
00:34:15Um, I'll talk to you later.
00:34:17I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:18Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:19Bye.
00:34:20He's so different.
00:34:22Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:26Haley?
00:34:34Jeez.
00:34:37God.
00:34:43Here, I'll get it.
00:34:44Yeah, I think no.
00:34:49Oh.
00:34:50You're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:52I don't care.
00:34:53I do care.
00:34:56Haley, I...
00:35:13Don't put a problem with Jake.
00:35:15I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:18He doesn't even know you.
00:35:19And you do?
00:35:20How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:22That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:23Because I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:28I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:30The first day.
00:35:31You were watching me?
00:35:34Just...
00:35:35Just don't get a problem, Jake.
00:35:51Move!
00:35:52Cole is talking to Haley again.
00:35:55Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:35:58Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:00Obviously, I do.
00:36:01Okay.
00:36:02Then break them up, idiot.
00:36:04Uh, what do I do?
00:36:07I've got a few ideas.
00:36:13Hey, look.
00:36:16Someone will take you to prom.
00:36:17All right, I promise.
00:36:18Yeah?
00:36:19Really, like who?
00:36:20I mean, the whole school hates me, except for Jake.
00:36:24And you.
00:36:25But you're not asking me.
00:36:28Hey.
00:36:29Oh, hey, Jake.
00:36:31Hey, Hal.
00:36:32Um, I just wanted to thank you again for the other night.
00:36:37The other night?
00:36:38Yeah, it was...
00:36:41so sexy.
00:36:43You're so sexy.
00:36:45Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:48I hate to break it to you, asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:36:57And she's a real tiger in the bedroom.
00:37:00Oh, shit!
00:37:02Oh, shit!
00:37:04Oh!
00:37:15Oh, my God!
00:37:17Oh, my God!
00:37:17Oh, my God!
00:37:19Stop!
00:37:20Guys, stop it!
00:37:21Stop!
00:37:22Stop!
00:37:23What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:27Shit.
00:37:28It's Principal Stevens.
00:37:29I've got to save Cole.
00:37:30I mean, Jake.
00:37:31I've got to save Jake.
00:37:37Oh!
00:37:38Oh, my God!
00:37:39Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry.
00:37:42Haley Rock, that's detention.
00:37:45After school, don't be late.
00:38:03what are you doing here
00:38:05can we keep you company
00:38:07it's the least I could do
00:38:08if you saved my ass today
00:38:11the locker thing
00:38:12that was an accident
00:38:14oh sure
00:38:17so uh
00:38:18you and you and Jake huh
00:38:21no
00:38:23he lied about that
00:38:24I don't know why though
00:38:26good
00:38:29father that asshole
00:38:30every time he looks at you makes me sick to my stomach
00:38:33thinking about him
00:38:34touching you, kissing you
00:38:36I could kill him
00:38:40promise me you won't go to prom with it
00:38:45okay fine
00:38:46I won't
00:38:49because I want to go to prom with you
00:38:54okay everyone
00:38:55let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate
00:39:04oh my god
00:39:05I am so fed up with this
00:39:19oh
00:39:25sorry
00:39:26I tripped
00:39:27no no no no no no no
00:39:29what
00:39:30it always has to be about her doesn't it
00:39:36they're dead
00:39:37they're both dead
00:39:38oh
00:39:40how am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard
00:39:45oh
00:39:46what are you
00:39:47are you almost crying
00:39:49it's probably because you can't afford a new one
00:39:53Jen
00:39:53what's going on over there
00:40:06what's going on is Jen
00:40:07is getting a taste of her own medicine
00:40:09this is burning
00:40:10Mr. Edmonds
00:40:11oh please
00:40:12it's baking soda and water
00:40:13you're fine
00:40:14detention
00:40:14today
00:40:15after school
00:40:17shit
00:40:29Jake
00:40:29hey
00:40:30oh
00:40:31sorry
00:40:32gotta get to student council
00:40:36hey
00:40:37you didn't even try the rice trick
00:40:39the rice trick
00:40:42yeah
00:40:43you don't know about the
00:40:45come on
00:40:59hey
00:41:00um
00:41:01Ella
00:41:02it's Emma
00:41:04yeah
00:41:05that's what I said
00:41:06can you hack a broken laptop
00:41:15hey
00:41:17it's gonna be okay
00:41:19we'll pour out in a few more minutes
00:41:21and it'll be like the whole thing never happened
00:41:22no
00:41:23it's not just the phone
00:41:24or the laptop
00:41:25it means
00:41:25it means I can't
00:41:28can't what
00:41:31I talked to a friend online
00:41:34he's really important to me
00:41:39and I'm sure
00:41:41you're really important to him
00:41:51you know
00:41:52you know Cole
00:41:52if you look past
00:41:54all that hair gel
00:41:55and
00:41:56big ol' ego
00:41:57and
00:41:58rich kid
00:41:59okay
00:41:59okay
00:42:00I get it
00:42:04you're kinda sweet
00:42:09hey
00:42:10look at that
00:42:12oh my god
00:42:13thank you
00:42:15oh my god
00:42:17you're a miracle worker
00:42:24oh what is taking so long
00:42:25you doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate
00:42:28shut up Ella
00:42:29it's Emma
00:42:30whatever
00:42:37oh my god
00:42:40oh my god
00:42:45oh
00:42:46morning valley whore
00:42:48how are things in the castle
00:42:54valley whore
00:42:56what are they talking about
00:43:12guacamole wizard
00:43:13when can we be together
00:43:15in person
00:43:16guacamole wizard
00:43:17I want you so badly
00:43:18I dream about you touching me
00:43:19oh my god
00:43:21someone hacked my castle claimers messages
00:43:22touch me guacamole wizard
00:43:26yeah
00:43:27hey valley whore
00:43:28show them what you really like
00:43:47here you go
00:43:49here this is for you
00:43:54oh do you like what I've done with the place
00:43:56you hacked my laptop
00:43:59oh no it wasn't me
00:44:00it was that kid Ella
00:44:01but I definitely got to reap the benefits
00:44:04what kind of incel sex over a video game
00:44:07Hayley
00:44:07what are you catfishing this guy
00:44:09no I'm not trying to catfish him
00:44:11hey everyone
00:44:11come on I think valley whore's a catfing
00:44:15because who in their right mind
00:44:17would spend their time thirsting over you
00:44:43stop it stop stop
00:44:45stop it stop stop
00:44:48I thought I'd send the janitor some time
00:44:53Jake
00:44:54hey
00:44:57now's the time
00:44:58tell them
00:44:59tell them what
00:45:00that you're guacamole wizard
00:45:04who's guacamole wizard
00:45:07here you go
00:45:10oh my god
00:45:11did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend
00:45:14oh sweetie
00:45:15I've been bribing him this whole time
00:45:17to pretend to like you
00:45:18what
00:45:19why would you do that
00:45:20oh I don't know Cole
00:45:21why do you think I would do that
00:45:24Jake
00:45:25is this true
00:45:26have you been pretending to like me this whole time
00:45:30sorry
00:45:32it was nothing personal
00:45:38yeah nothing personal
00:45:41oh
00:45:46all right
00:45:47all right
00:45:47all right
00:45:48enough
00:45:48what in the world is going on here
00:45:51is that a leaf blower
00:45:52that's all him
00:45:53okay well you both have detention so
00:46:01let me get this straight
00:46:02you stole a leaf blower
00:46:04and defaced school property
00:46:06it wasn't school property dad
00:46:08it was Jen's cyber boy spreadsheets
00:46:10Jesus Christ
00:46:11how does she always get away with this shit
00:46:13could it be because her father's running for senate Cole
00:46:15you think that's what it could be
00:46:17who cares
00:46:18I care
00:46:19and
00:46:20I hear she's got an eye for you
00:46:22so you're taking her to prom
00:46:24what
00:46:25I'm not over my dead body
00:46:27oh
00:46:27because you're like that Haley girl
00:46:30I'm firing her mother right now
00:46:31no no please don't
00:46:33please
00:46:34then you're taking Jen to prom
00:46:36Max's dad called
00:46:37he said he's having a party tomorrow
00:46:39you're gonna go
00:46:40and you're gonna ask Jen to prom
00:46:42end of discussion
00:46:49come on you big coward
00:46:50message him
00:46:52just do it
00:46:53just do it
00:46:56you must think I'm the biggest idiot
00:47:05I could never think that
00:47:12but I thought you were Jake
00:47:13please can't you just tell me now
00:47:15I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:22I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow
00:47:24if you want
00:47:25I'll meet you there
00:47:37okay
00:47:39you got this Haley
00:47:40just take a deep breath
00:47:42you got this
00:47:43you got this
00:47:47you look beautiful
00:47:51thank you mom
00:48:10hey Haley
00:48:11I'm glad you came
00:48:13you look so pretty
00:48:14hi
00:48:14hey Max
00:48:16your house is gorgeous
00:48:18I mean
00:48:18no it's just my parents blood money
00:48:20you know they're upstairs watching the last of us right now
00:48:22they don't care about shit
00:48:23get drunk girl
00:48:24woo
00:48:38what are you doing here
00:48:40valley whore
00:48:42looks like the catfish came out of the pond
00:48:45hey everyone let's give it up for valley whore
00:48:48valley whore
00:48:52Jen
00:48:53why are you doing this
00:48:54what have I even done to you
00:48:55to me
00:48:56oh
00:48:56I'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:48:59because those little cringy messages on your castle game
00:49:02those are concerning
00:49:03actually
00:49:04kind of a little bit of a perv
00:49:06did you know that
00:49:07Haley
00:49:08she's a little pervy princess
00:49:09pervy princess
00:49:13pervy princess
00:49:14pervy princess
00:49:18hey let's get pervy tonight
00:49:21leave me alone
00:49:23is there a fire
00:49:24okay we set off the alarm
00:49:39Paul
00:49:40would you know that
00:49:41that
00:49:41oh
00:49:42oh
00:49:42oh
00:49:44oh
00:49:48oh
00:49:50oh
00:49:51oh
00:49:56oh
00:49:59oh
00:50:00yeah
00:50:00oh
00:50:03oh
00:50:06oh
00:50:07oh
00:50:17Are you... him?
00:50:20Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend?
00:50:23Okay, Cole is not him.
00:50:25Anyways, we are going to the prom together.
00:50:28No, I'm not.
00:50:29Yes, you are.
00:50:30It's okay.
00:50:31You can be honest about your feelings.
00:50:34So you two.
00:50:35This whole time.
00:50:39Oh, my God.
00:50:40I am such an idiot.
00:50:42Haley, wait.
00:50:47Haley, wait.
00:50:49Please, at least take my jacket.
00:50:50You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me, you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:50:54Jen was doing just fine.
00:50:55I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:50:57Then what were you trying to do?
00:50:58I guess you.
00:51:00Obviously, the white clothes were just an added bonus.
00:51:03I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:06Now, what about guacamole, wizard?
00:51:08What are you...
00:51:17Who is that?
00:51:19No.
00:51:20Just the devil.
00:51:23Get in the car.
00:51:26I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:28Get in the car.
00:51:29Dad, can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to...
00:51:32Haley.
00:51:33I already assumed that's who this was.
00:51:36Hi, Mr. Evans.
00:51:37So, you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:51:43Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:51:45My son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family.
00:51:50And that's not you.
00:51:51You will be forgotten.
00:51:53You're a maid's daughter.
00:51:55And your mom works for me.
00:51:57Stay away from him.
00:51:59Or I swear to God, your mother is fired.
00:52:03Dad, stop!
00:52:04Don't you touch my family.
00:52:06I'll stay away.
00:52:08Haley, come on.
00:52:09You don't mean that.
00:52:12I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:15I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like.
00:52:21I hate everything about you.
00:52:23I hate all of it.
00:52:25I don't want any part of it.
00:52:27So, Cole, go with your dad.
00:52:31Haley!
00:52:36Fuck this.
00:52:37That's me.
00:52:40No laptop and no phone for a week.
00:52:43Ever since mom died, you've turned into this co-patriarch.
00:52:46Haley, not that's real love.
00:52:48Why did it make me so miserable?
00:52:49I promised your mother I would make you a success, son.
00:52:53Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:03Hi, Haley.
00:53:04I'm Emma.
00:53:05I know who you are.
00:53:06Right.
00:53:07I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped and ruined your life.
00:53:12So, I wanted to return your laptop to you.
00:53:15Good as new.
00:53:20Oh, wow.
00:53:22Thanks, Emma.
00:53:23Okay, bye.
00:53:29One down, one to go.
00:53:31You're so cool.
00:53:33I know, Emma.
00:53:34Want to go to prom?
00:53:35Why not?
00:53:38Let's get these lovebirds together.
00:53:44Hi, Mr. Edmunds.
00:53:46Hi, Max.
00:53:47And Max's friend.
00:53:48Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:53:50Cole's grounded.
00:53:51Oh, he is?
00:53:53But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:53:56What can I say, Max?
00:53:58Actions have consequences.
00:54:00Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:03Well, that really sucks because he's also the president of the prom committee.
00:54:08We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:11Cole?
00:54:12My son, Cole?
00:54:14Reviewing budgets.
00:54:15He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:54:18Well, Mr. Edmunds, today could be that day.
00:54:20And we just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop
00:54:22so we can get back to his very important and very respectable budgetary work.
00:54:35Go away!
00:54:40Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:54:43Happy birthday, Cole.
00:54:44I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:54:47Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:54:49What's going on?
00:54:51Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:54:53You can tell Haley who you are now.
00:54:54You can be together.
00:54:55Just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are.
00:55:00No.
00:55:01I'll tell her myself.
00:55:03Stick me in your car.
00:55:11Welcome to the wizard.
00:55:14Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:16I just need some time alone.
00:55:21I'm fine.
00:55:25Open the door.
00:55:27Wait, what?
00:55:29He's here?
00:55:37It's you.
00:55:39I should have given you this to a long time ago.
00:55:43Haley, I've wanted to tell you who I was from the bitter beginning.
00:55:46My dad threatened to follow your mom and I had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:51I was.
00:55:51Look, I got my inheritance.
00:55:53And I can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose.
00:56:08Haley, I understand that this changes things.
00:56:13If you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard, but I need you to know I love you.
00:56:32Nicole, I love you.
00:56:34You do?
00:56:36Yes, you idiot.
00:56:38I've loved you for months.
00:56:40I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing, though, because I had to be loyal to him.
00:56:46But you're him.
00:56:48You didn't expect her.
00:56:50I, I mean, I, I always hoped it was you.
00:56:55Until you hoped?
00:56:57Yes.
00:56:58I hoped it was you.
00:57:00You were always there for me.
00:57:04You're hot, man.
00:57:06You're really fucking hot.
00:57:11Hey, uh, one of those things I said we could do?
00:57:16You ever know?
00:57:17Yeah.
00:57:18Yeah.
00:57:20I'll take my clothes off.
00:57:22You're getting there, don't worry.
00:57:26I'm so real you
00:57:28Just be on me
00:57:30I'm so real you
00:57:38Just be on me
00:57:45Okay, so
00:57:46What do you think?
00:57:4810 out of 10
00:57:49Yeah, we'll do it again
00:57:52I'll get sex with sex with me specifically
00:57:54I've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:57:58Alright, alright, that's fair
00:57:59I'll take that as a win
00:58:07What is my life now?
00:58:08Am I being nice to Cole Edmonds?
00:58:11Oh god, no
00:58:12I fully expect you to
00:58:14Continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:17No, I'll just
00:58:18I'll just lust behind it
00:58:20There's always been lust behind it
00:58:21I'll see you in a minute now
00:58:23Stop it
00:58:26Um
00:58:28Say
00:58:29Isn't promenade?
00:58:31I think you know if it's promenade
00:58:34Okay
00:58:35But
00:58:36The real question is
00:58:37Do you get a date?
00:58:40Cole, are you asking me to prom?
00:58:42I would have asked you earlier
00:58:44But
00:58:44Jay kind of gave me to the gym
00:58:46Oh god, please don't mention his name again
00:58:48I don't want to hear it
00:58:49Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice
00:58:51But I don't even have a dress
00:58:54Later
00:58:59I just slept with Cole Edmonds
00:59:01And I'm in love with Cole Edmonds
00:59:03Who would have guessed?
00:59:07I thought
00:59:09Only the best for my princess
00:59:11Where did you get that?
00:59:14I might have gotten you a dress
00:59:16On the off chance that you
00:59:19Might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:20And maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:24Of course I'll go to prom with you
00:59:30Mr. Edmonds
00:59:31I didn't expect you to be here
00:59:34Cole
00:59:34Are you here?
00:59:36Cole
00:59:37Are you here?
00:59:40Mr. Edmonds
00:59:41You can't just bark into my house like this
00:59:43I see you Cole
00:59:43You are a big problem
01:00:01Hey, uh
01:00:03You almost done in there?
01:00:04You try changing into an evening gown
01:00:06In a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:10Okay, I'm ready
01:00:22What do you think?
01:00:26My god, Haley
01:00:27You are the most beautiful thing
01:00:29I have ever seen
01:00:32Uh-uh-uh
01:00:33I just hunched over in a car mirror
01:00:35To do this lipstick
01:00:36You're not messing it up
01:00:37For at least 20 minutes
01:00:3920 more minutes
01:00:40I want 10
01:00:41Deal
01:00:45Thank you all for using
01:00:47The prom voting site
01:00:48To cast your votes
01:00:49I hear we have a winner
01:00:53And your 2026 prom queen is
01:00:58Jen Longfellow
01:01:01Thank you
01:01:02Oh my god
01:01:03Thank you guys so much
01:01:06Seriously, this means the world to me
01:01:08I mean, like
01:01:09Who else would win, right?
01:01:11Oh, this is just the perfect moment
01:01:17Oh my god
01:01:19That's Haley and Cole
01:01:22Haley's fine
01:01:23Since where's your dad?
01:01:24What?
01:01:28Hey, uh
01:01:30Most 10 minutes up
01:01:31No
01:01:31But
01:01:32Who cares
01:01:35Hell yeah
01:01:36Woo!
01:01:39Ew, literally, what the fuck?
01:01:41Damn
01:01:41Language
01:01:42Language
01:01:42I am the queen, okay?
01:01:44She's just a little
01:01:45Purvy princess
01:01:46Come on
01:01:47Everyone say it with me
01:01:49Purvy princess
01:01:50Purvy princess
01:01:51Purvy princess
01:01:57Wait
01:01:58Wait, wait, wait
01:01:59What are those?
01:02:00Those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:01Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you?
01:02:05His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:08Don't worry, daddy
01:02:10If I can't have him, no one can
01:02:13I'm gonna destroy Haley Roth's life
01:02:16Is this real?
01:02:18Jen's crazy
01:02:21Who did this?
01:02:22Who did this?
01:02:26What?
01:02:26You exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think I was gonna hack your phone?
01:02:30You little skit
01:02:32You know, Jen
01:02:33As the principal
01:02:35I'm supposed to remain impartial
01:02:37And above all of this petty drama
01:02:41But
01:02:41Quite frankly
01:02:43You are the worst
01:02:45And I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy
01:02:49You can't do that
01:02:50I'm the principal
01:02:51So, uh
01:02:52Yes, I can
01:03:02There was no answer in six
01:03:04You lied to me
01:03:13Hailey, catch
01:03:19My princess finally has her crown
01:03:22Now all I need is my handsome prince
01:03:24Oh
01:03:25Yeah, no can do
01:03:26All I have to offer
01:03:28Is a lowly knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:31And a awesome sense of humor
01:03:33Oof
01:03:34How can I refuse?
01:03:41Oh, no
01:03:42That's my dad
01:03:45We are going home
01:03:46Right now
01:03:48You disobeyed me for the last time, boy
01:03:50Yeah, I'm not a boy, dad
01:03:52You talk all the time
01:03:54About wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:03:57Yet
01:03:58You can't see I've already become that man
01:04:01And it's because of Hailey
01:04:02And you can accept that
01:04:04Or I'll make my own path
01:04:05And best believe me, I can
01:04:08I'll say this
01:04:10It's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole
01:04:23I'm so proud of you
01:04:26I can't have done with all you being by my son
01:04:29That was terrifying
01:04:31It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, though, so
01:04:35I love you, Bella Quinn
01:04:37I love you, guacamole wizard
01:04:39Oh my god, I gotta change that username
01:04:41Yeah, you do
01:04:42What the hell?
01:04:47Oh my god, I can't see you
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