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My Dad Is Poseidon Full
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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:30Slow-ass sea slug!
00:31Slow-ass sea slug!
00:39Slow-ass sea slug!
01:02Filthy scavengers, when Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach
01:09the surface. Poseidon? Fish food ages ago.
01:40Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:44I'm retired, don't bring that crap to my door.
01:50Sire!
02:07Who the hell broke my new console?
02:09I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:12Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:28Go fight somewhere else, don't block me from clearing my game.
02:32My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:58What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:05Sire, the entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command. Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:12Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Clamadia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:25Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:34Fight!
03:42Get your hands off me, creep!
03:44Sorry, I didn't mean to...
03:50Wait, pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nint doing here?
03:58He's just a regular human. A total nerd. Damn it. The Aphrodisian's kicking in.
04:14You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:19I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:26I die. I really need this guy.
04:34Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:46I need more. A lot more.
04:56Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:06What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:11Hey, I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:15Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:19Damn it. He tracked me.
05:34Leora, you're my fiance. You belong with me. Come home.
05:39Get away, Dylan!
05:43As the leader of the Sature, you actually drugged me.
05:50Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:54You slept with someone?
05:56WHO SCREWED UP MY PLAN?!
06:01Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
06:03Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:06You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:14So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:17You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?!
06:26Touch him again, and you'll regret it.
06:29Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:35I won't kill him, but you're coming with me, Leora.
06:41Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:50Forget today ever happened. Go back to your life.
07:06Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:20Those assholes are back already.
07:22What are you talking about?
07:29Hey, pencil neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer. Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me
07:35daddy.
07:36Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:38Keep acting tough! Jax can stomp boulders to dust! Even Narius' seafo give him a wide burr!
07:57You asked for this.
08:11You one-shotted pants top an orcer?! Who the hell are you?!
08:16You one-shotted pants top an orcer?! Who the hell are you?!
08:29You two-shotted pants top an orcer? Who the hell are you?
08:32What are you whining about?
08:34Nothing!
08:35Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:43Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:51Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:59Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
09:04Yeah, baby. But he retired recently. We're gonna find him now.
09:18I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time. Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him.
09:25I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:30Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:46There it is!
09:54Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dillon. Lifetime of easy living.
10:04What the hell was that?
10:06Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:12That girl from five years ago. You came looking for me?
10:17She's your daughter. We need you now.
10:21So you're my dad? You're actually pretty handsome.
10:26This aura? She's got my blood.
10:34Who did this?
10:36Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:43Mommy! Mommy!
11:03It's too late, boss. Her heartbeat's fading fast.
11:13It's too late, boss.
11:21Somebody help me!
11:35Give me a name, Liara. Who did this? I'm going to tear them apart.
11:40I'm going to tear them apart.
11:42It was...
11:43It was...
12:04Your father sold you to me
12:05a long time ago. You're my fiancee. My property.
12:09You filthy whore. Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:16But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:23No! Let go!
12:27With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:39I got careless. Diving near a shipwreck. My fault.
12:44Shipwreck?
12:46Those cuts are surgical, Liara. Someone did this to you.
12:53You're just a regular guy. Stay out of it.
12:56Boss? Soup's ready.
13:04If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily.
13:09She's all we have left.
13:12She's safe. Now drink.
13:15The soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:24Jack, you...
13:27Ambrosia residue? Golden apple sap? I studied this in grad's time.
13:32Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals. Where the hell did you get this?
13:38More. Try it.
13:50These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:58It's my first time meeting daddy. I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:27What a lively little snack. Gulp, you down, and my power doubles!
14:32Ha ha ha ha!
14:40I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:42You want more? I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:46This guy's luck is insane.
14:50A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:55Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:58You're safe here, Liria.
15:02We've got a kid together now.
15:05I'm not letting anything touch you or Lily.
15:10Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
15:12Daddy! Daddy! Help!
15:16Something's trying to eat me!
15:19Lily's in trouble!
15:26I... I'm not tasty. My mommy and daddy are super strong. Please don't eat me!
15:37Divine power runs through this girl. Devour you, and I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:47Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
16:00Oh
16:19You disgusting freak
16:21What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:24Mommy
16:26I've got you baby
16:29Touch my kid again
16:31And I'll rip my head off your shoulders
16:34Ha! You ruined my meal?
16:39Wait, the baby mama herself
16:43Perfect
16:48Perfect
16:48Two courses for the price of one
16:57Bitch
17:04Jack take Lily and run
17:05Go
17:11Run
17:12From the Lycian Hydro
17:14You pathetic little insects
17:23You...Posei?
17:25That kid's his
17:26No wonder the power's so pure
17:29That's Poseidon's bloodline
17:31If I stay, I'm dead
17:39What the hell just happened?
17:42It ran?
17:43Damn, Leoya
17:45Your powers are badass
17:46You straight up scared the monster off
17:49Me?
17:50No way
17:51Even at full strength I couldn't take that thing
17:53I'm still recovering
17:55Wait
17:56Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
18:01Whatever
18:01Let's get home
18:02That thing might circle back
18:07How about that monster?
18:14Failed at the perfect time?
18:15Figures
18:16He's just a regular guy after all
18:20You're
18:42In a very good moment
18:59my liege have mercy i didn't know she was your daughter i swear it i please spare my life
19:06no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:24enjoying the show
19:35my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear listen to me if any of you take
19:42one step
19:42near my daughter again i will skin you alive now get the fuck out of my sight yes yes my
19:50leash
20:02my love since you refused to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
20:08truth myself
20:17that wild god pan's always pulling power grabs but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish food in
20:25some trench right sea god myth ancient history wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:42the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living
20:47who the hell are you you're in hades territory asshole
21:13is hades still breathing if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:21who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:29i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
21:38you know who i am hades is ace you crash my spot you die here
22:07little fish
22:16hated staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:23hades you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood one two
22:36thank the fates the boss is here
22:43boss this bum
22:51you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown you're done get out
22:56in front of poseidon your ants i'm saving your worthless heights
23:06my lord
23:07is this handling satisfactory i'm not here for fun
23:11dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
23:18understood i'll mobilize every team right now you have three days i'll be back
23:27everyone drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child
23:31every resource every contact now tell them poseidon's back
23:43poseidon's back let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:55dylan wants the woman dead kid comes with us alive she's still hurt easy pickets let's move
24:14we'll make a nice stew surprise daddy for lunch
24:23a forest nymph playing happy home mater pathetic
24:31who are you dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold or i drag your corpse back
24:40mommy who's the ugly goat man hand over the kid
24:53stay away from my daughter don't you dare touch her
25:12mommy you're bleeding
25:14this forest is locked down surrender now
25:18i'll go with you on one condition let my daughter go
25:24no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:36kids mine you die
25:41you poisoned me
25:47my poison fog the more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside give up
25:54you've gone too far even if i die today i'm not letting you win
26:02you're wounded poisoned done the kid's coming with me
26:11don't touch her come at me feisty one dylan wants you dead
26:18but first i'm gonna have some fun
26:27such a pretty face all mine now
26:34let my mommy go you bastard
26:43lily lily run get out of here
26:51serve me well and i might let her run a little longer
27:08daddy
27:15your hands off her
27:24you touch my woman you're a dead man
27:33jack what the hell just happened
27:38you okay babe so you're the boyfriend too bad i'll snap every bone in your body with
27:45one hand
28:02jack keep lily safe long as i'm here you don't lose shut up and go now
28:20if i pull this vine the whole cliff goes with us demon
28:25run all you want my pack tears you both apart
28:41you
28:42you
28:42you
28:43you
28:44you
28:46you
28:47you
28:50you
29:18Daddy, don't leave.
29:20I can't leave mommy. I don't want to lose her.
29:23Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises mommy's going to be okay. We're going back for her right now.
29:35Hand over the kid! I'll make your death quick!
29:47Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:52Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:55Okay.
29:58You are the best.
30:09Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die!
30:15You're not human! Who the hell are you?
30:18My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:41Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:47Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:50He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
31:00Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move. Daddy's going to help mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be
31:06right back.
31:11Daddy, be careful.
31:14Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:23That poison's eating you alive, little nymph.
31:26How much longer you got?
31:28Let me have my fun first.
31:31So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:46Damn. You take a hit well.
31:49Let's enjoy this body.
31:52Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:55For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
32:01No signal? You trying to hog the glory?
32:05More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily. No choice.
32:09I'm taking them down with me.
32:11This the woman Dylan wants? Where the kid?
32:14Some guy took the brat.
32:17Useless. Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:24Just... let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:30You all want to come at once? Then die together. Pick your graves.
32:46Why did you come back? Where's Lily?
32:52Lily's safe. Don't push yourself.
32:57So this is the woman's secret lover.
33:00Her taste is trash.
33:02Beg now.
33:04And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
33:07Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
33:10End it fast.
33:13You? In our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
33:17Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:20Just hold on a little longer.
33:22Jack means more to me than anything.
33:25I won't let him get hurt.
33:36You want my husband?
33:38Step over my corpse first!
33:41In a hurry to die?
33:42Fine!
33:43I'll oblige!
33:45Die!
34:13You're half dead already!
34:15How the hell did you knock me back?!
34:17The sea is sinking, those are Poseidon's warriors!
34:22This...
34:23can't be!
34:49Ancient Ekethra!
34:50The Coastal Legend monster?!
34:53Why would she be here?!
35:23Ha ha ha!
35:24No one touches you!
35:25Stop saying that Jack!
35:27Look around, we're surrounded, we could actually die here!
35:29Ah!
35:35My lords!
35:37Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:42You worthless creature!
35:46You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:56Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
36:01And the other thing is,
36:02We're surrounded by my arms!
36:05And we're surrounded by our arms!
36:06And we're surrounded by our arms!
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