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Hot 2026π₯ Nerdy Girl's Hot Chemistry With Biker Bad Boy _ Gs
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00:00:00Bottle crown, no borrowed prayers, no secret sound
00:00:03I learned the truth and broken rules
00:00:05Senior year, no more regrets before graduation
00:00:30I stand on my own
00:00:37Sorry, excuse me
00:00:54Hey Chase
00:00:57Who?
00:00:58It's me, Phoebe Phillips
00:01:03Shoot, Phoebe Phillips
00:01:07Chase, I...
00:01:13I've been in love with you forever
00:01:14Since like 10th grade
00:01:16When you won that district contest
00:01:19I know this is kind of out of nowhere but
00:01:23Will you be my boyfriend?
00:01:29Sure, sure
00:01:32For real?
00:01:38Come here, babe
00:01:52Here we go
00:01:53Surprise, nerd
00:01:55Clement
00:01:57Whoa, Clement
00:01:59Whoa, Clement
00:02:02Whoa, Clement
00:02:04Whoa, Clement
00:02:04Whoa, Clement
00:02:06Oh my God, I just confessed to the school cycle
00:02:09Watch out
00:02:10Watch out
00:02:10I'm full, Clement
00:02:11I'm a juvenile delinquency
00:02:17I'm not quite down here
00:02:19Dangerous and violent
00:02:25In desperate need of anger management classes
00:02:41In desperate need of anger management classes
00:02:44Oh my God
00:02:57Oh my God
00:03:04Yeah
00:03:07I'm your host
00:03:11I'm your host
00:03:13Hey people, I'm your host
00:03:14Wrong guy!
00:03:15Sorry!
00:03:16Hold up.
00:03:17I've been in love with you forever.
00:03:18Since, like, 10th grade.
00:03:20When you won that district contest.
00:03:22I know this is kind of out of nowhere, but...
00:03:25Forever?
00:03:27Since 10th grade?
00:03:29We'll eat it!
00:03:31We'll eat it!
00:03:32We'll eat that right now!
00:03:38Huh?
00:04:09What did you think was gonna happen, girlfriend?
00:04:15Damn it!
00:04:17I'm not your girlfriend!
00:04:18I thought you were one of the smart ones.
00:04:21Chemistry genius or something?
00:04:23I didn't realize you flunked out of basic observation.
00:04:26This is the wrong hypothesis with the wrong guy.
00:04:29For the record, even if every guy on Earth got dead tomorrow,
00:04:32I still wouldn't date you.
00:04:34Oh, relax, nerd.
00:04:36Even if every other girl on Earth died right now,
00:04:38I'd still rather swing the other way than get with you.
00:04:43Hey, I bet Chase feels the same, too.
00:04:46Oh, I bet he'd rather be my boyfriend than yours.
00:04:49You're such an asshole!
00:04:54Oh!
00:04:55Oh!
00:04:56Oh!
00:05:09Watch it, four eyes!
00:05:11I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
00:05:13No!
00:05:24Oops!
00:05:26Hey!
00:05:27Give those back!
00:05:28What, these?
00:05:42That was a prescription!
00:05:45So is your attitude ugly.
00:05:48Max Maddock, aka Mad Max, and her sister squad of cheer bullies.
00:05:53If Beau's on a mission to toy with nerds,
00:05:55she and her minions are out for blood.
00:05:59Please!
00:06:03Let me go, Max!
00:06:05You really think some guy's gonna touch you?
00:06:08Maybe if he's desperate.
00:06:11Definitely blind.
00:06:14Oh.
00:06:15Sisters, how can we help our little wannabe slut finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:31Uh-huh.
00:06:34S-T.
00:06:35R-I-P.
00:06:36Exactly!
00:06:37R-I-P, nerd.
00:06:39Strip her.
00:06:41No!
00:06:43Stop!
00:06:45Stop!
00:06:47Stop!
00:06:48Stop!
00:06:49No!
00:06:49Stop!
00:06:50Stop!
00:07:14That's better.
00:07:16Off you go.
00:07:21Go.
00:07:32My nose!
00:07:41Oh, oh, oh!
00:07:49Oh, look at you.
00:08:06Oh, look at you.
00:08:17Great.
00:08:18First I confessed to the wrong guy, and now I'm called a slut.
00:08:22When I haven't even kissed anyone yet.
00:08:43Hi, Mom.
00:08:45I'm sorry.
00:08:48I'll do better next time.
00:08:50I promise.
00:08:52I'm sorry.
00:08:54No way.
00:08:55Beau Clement, the biker psycho's actually a mommy's boy?
00:09:01He's still an asshole, Phoebe.
00:09:03You recorded your most embarrassing moment.
00:09:05It humiliated you.
00:09:06I've been in love with you forever.
00:09:07Since like...
00:09:08Forever?
00:09:09Who made it?
00:09:10Who made them?
00:09:11I've had enough today.
00:09:13Time for payback.
00:09:32You've got to be fucking kidding me.
00:09:35I...
00:09:36It's not what it looks like.
00:09:38Really?
00:09:40Because it looks a hell of a lot like you were just recording it.
00:09:47Your call cannot be completed at this time.
00:09:49The number you have dialed is no longer in service.
00:09:52Stay away from me!
00:09:55If me, your fucking thorn.
00:09:58Phillips.
00:10:06No!
00:10:18You don't get to be mad.
00:10:20You recorded me first!
00:10:22You stalked me into the boys' locker room.
00:10:24You are bad shit fucking crazy.
00:10:28Well, I wanted you to feel what it's like being recorded as wha-
00:10:32Delete it.
00:10:33Now.
00:10:34I swear.
00:10:35Swear what?
00:10:37You're gonna hit me?
00:10:40Big man Beau Clement.
00:10:51You're gonna hit me once again.
00:10:56No!
00:11:02No!
00:11:03Just...
00:11:04You're gonna hit me once you're thΓ΄i.
00:11:08You're gonna hit me once and sees.
00:11:08No!
00:11:09No!
00:11:12No!
00:11:12No!
00:11:15No, no, no, no.
00:11:19Oh, my...
00:11:21You've got aοΏ½οΏ½iner and a fireman.
00:11:21I've ever had me.
00:11:21Oh, my god.
00:11:28Phoebe.
00:11:30Phoebe!
00:11:31What the fuck?
00:11:52Come on.
00:11:53Come on, smart mouth.
00:11:54Talk to me.
00:11:55Come on.
00:11:58Phoebe.
00:11:58Phoebe.
00:12:00Phoebe, please, talk to me.
00:12:01Stay with me.
00:12:18Shit.
00:12:19Fuck.
00:12:20I'm sorry.
00:12:21I'm sorry.
00:12:22I'm sorry.
00:12:24I'm sorry.
00:12:29Jesus, fuck.
00:12:34You scared the shit out of me.
00:12:39What?
00:12:40What did you do?
00:12:42You almost drowned in the pool, idiot.
00:12:45And thank God, I knew CPI.
00:12:48You put your lips on me?
00:12:56Have you felt my boobs?
00:12:58What the fu-
00:13:03Have you felt my boobs?
00:13:05What the fu-
00:13:07Are you-
00:13:08Are you-
00:13:09I felt your wa-
00:13:10I was-
00:13:11I was saving you.
00:13:12I would rather die than fill you up.
00:13:14Okay?
00:13:15That was my first kiss, you asshole!
00:13:19You consider that a kiss?
00:13:21Consider it charity.
00:13:24And the next time you're recording something, just don't get stuck in the pool, genius.
00:13:28Yes.
00:13:34You recorded me first!
00:13:38Asshole.
00:13:49Yeah?
00:13:51Huh?
00:13:53Two for one deal.
00:13:55You get saved and kissed by an asshole.
00:13:58You're very welcome.
00:14:04You touched me without my confidence!
00:14:08Whoa, whoa!
00:14:09What are you taking me for?
00:14:11A perv?
00:14:12Yeah.
00:14:13I'd rather drown in a little perv like you touch me.
00:14:16You probably did it on purpose.
00:14:29Oh, shit!
00:14:42Oh, shit!
00:14:43I must have left it in the laundry bag again and grabbed it with my sweater this-
00:14:49Good morning!
00:14:51Good morning!
00:14:53Oh, okay!
00:14:54So this is why you call me a perv.
00:14:56Projection, huh?
00:14:58Wait.
00:14:59Does it have a name?
00:15:00Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:15:00Don't tell me!
00:15:01Let me guess.
00:15:01Chase.
00:15:03Oh, my God!
00:15:05Shut up!
00:15:06Give it back!
00:15:07Uh-uh!
00:15:08So much for Miss I've never been kissed before.
00:15:11If I was Chase, I'd be flattered to be some nerdy virgin's ultimate wet dream.
00:15:18What?
00:15:26What?
00:15:29What?
00:15:32What?
00:15:34What?
00:15:36What?
00:15:37What?
00:15:38Not you.
00:15:39Why not?
00:15:51Why not?
00:15:58Because I will show everyone this.
00:16:08what happens if i post this and caption it beau clement cry baby mommy's boy
00:16:15you you tell on me i post this we both go down together
00:16:21it's in the cloud nothing you can do about it
00:16:26you're pushing it
00:16:35what are you gonna do
00:16:39what are you gonna do
00:16:46hey hey eyes up here
00:16:53you delete that
00:16:56i don't tell on you okay and i'll i'll throw in any favor okay since i saved you with my
00:17:05hands and my mouth without your consent
00:17:07how's that for you
00:17:11you're not taking me for a joke are you
00:17:16what kind of person do you think i am
00:17:19someone who bullies me for fun someone who threatens me every chance they get
00:17:26finally you get a taste of your own poison
00:17:32how's that for a change
00:17:35maybe you should learn to tell the difference on i'm actually being nice
00:17:39take it
00:17:41make me popular for chase that's the favor
00:17:52i'm sorry what you want me to what that that is not a favor that is that is a miracle
00:17:59okay
00:18:00oh my god
00:18:12that's mean
00:18:14chase thompson huh
00:18:16golden boy captain of the swim team what do cliches turn you on
00:18:24you know you can do better especially considering how horny you actually are
00:18:31oh my god
00:18:36shut the hell up
00:18:46take it or leave it
00:18:47i'm done being nice to you
00:18:49you know i'd bet myself never getting laid for the rest of my life that chase would never fall for
00:18:55a girl like you okay
00:19:00i do like a challenge
00:19:01and getting a nerd like you to become someone that chase couldn't resist
00:19:08that sounds like fun
00:19:11you delete the video i make you irresistible
00:19:15deal
00:19:23deal
00:19:33deal
00:19:35deal
00:19:35deal
00:19:35deal
00:19:38deal
00:19:39deal
00:20:33I'm so in love with you, my beautiful princess.
00:20:59I'm so in love with you.
00:21:16You have a thing for our sauces, don't you?
00:21:39I'm so in love with you.
00:21:44No, Phoebe Phillips.
00:21:45You like Chase, Prince Charming on a white horse, not assholes on stupid bikes!
00:22:12Oh, jeez.
00:22:13I'm sorry.
00:22:14I'm sorry.
00:22:14I'm sorry.
00:22:15No, I'm sorry.
00:22:22Chase.
00:22:24Phoebe, right?
00:22:26Hey, um, are you going to come to Mr. Eldridge's function this weekend?
00:22:29You know, he does it every year.
00:22:30It's wicked cool.
00:22:31Yes.
00:22:32Yes, of course.
00:22:33You'll be there, so I'll be there.
00:22:35I mean, yes, I'm going.
00:22:39Great.
00:22:41I'll see you then.
00:22:48See you then.
00:22:49Oh, no.
00:22:51How am I supposed to show up to a ball looking like this?
00:22:57Shit.
00:22:58Yikes.
00:22:59Look at you.
00:23:01Total train wreck.
00:23:07Bo, you have to help me.
00:23:10How am I supposed to face Chase at the Eldridge function looking exactly like a train wreck?
00:23:18Fine.
00:23:19Fine.
00:23:20Looks like I'm cursed.
00:23:22Stuck with a desperate girlfriend because of some stupid deal.
00:23:25Hank.
00:23:28What are you doing?
00:23:29Put me down.
00:23:30Oh, shut up.
00:23:31Makeover.
00:23:32Starts now.
00:23:33Ah!
00:24:09Is he about to say I'm beautiful without my glasses?
00:24:14Is this one of those moments?
00:24:19Is this one of those moments?
00:24:26No.
00:24:28The movie's lied.
00:24:29You look the same, unfortunately.
00:24:32Cliches.
00:24:33No miracles.
00:24:35What the fu-
00:24:36Is this one of those moments?
00:24:37No.
00:24:38No.
00:24:40No.
00:24:46No.
00:24:46No.
00:24:48No.
00:24:49The movie's not the ever-
00:24:51No.
00:24:51No.
00:25:07Me.
00:25:09No.
00:25:13No.
00:25:16No.
00:25:17No.
00:25:18No.
00:25:21Here?
00:25:23Yeah.
00:25:27The outage thing.
00:25:29You're going too, right?
00:25:34Please, I'll be so nervous alone.
00:25:38Short.
00:25:39Yes!
00:25:41Great.
00:25:42Now leave.
00:25:43I'm finishing up.
00:25:44Right.
00:25:45Go, go, go.
00:25:45Go.
00:25:54Bro, you're still here?
00:26:08Oh.
00:26:10Well, I'll be there.
00:26:13Now, don't you say I was...
00:26:29Bro, you actually showed up.
00:26:31Thought you hated fancy and pretty.
00:26:33Still do.
00:26:56Shit.
00:26:58Guess I hit pretty.
00:27:02Whoa.
00:27:04Is that the chemistry class, nerd?
00:27:07That cannot be Phoebe Phillips.
00:27:09Shut the front door.
00:27:11No effing way.
00:27:16Breathe.
00:27:17Don't faint.
00:27:18Don't throw up.
00:27:19Don't trip.
00:27:20Please don't trip.
00:27:22Hey.
00:27:24You made it.
00:27:26You look...
00:27:30Unbelievable.
00:27:31You too.
00:27:32You always do.
00:27:33I mean, how could you not?
00:27:34Hair.
00:27:35Face.
00:27:36Suit.
00:27:37The teeth.
00:27:38All of it.
00:27:39Good.
00:27:40Good job.
00:27:40Good job.
00:27:42Relax, Phoebs.
00:27:44You know this isn't a quiz, right?
00:27:46Phoebs.
00:27:47Ooh.
00:27:48Now I sound like a cool kid.
00:27:49I wish it were as easy as a quiz, so no one would drown in my cringe.
00:27:54But then, you know how to resuscitate you?
00:27:57Because that's the perks of being a Swamp Team Captain.
00:27:59I'm life-saving certified.
00:28:11Oh my god, Phoebs.
00:28:13I always found you hot, but this fancy suit look is another level.
00:28:18I find you just the same.
00:28:27What the actual thunk?
00:28:36Well, well.
00:28:38St. Vincent High's resident bookworm finally grew legs.
00:28:42Good job.
00:28:44I guess I missed the makeover of the century.
00:28:48I always knew you were a little attention whore.
00:28:50Max, stop!
00:28:51It's okay, Chase.
00:28:53Leave me alone, Max.
00:28:55Don't populate girls like you have better things to do.
00:28:57Why are you wasting your energy on little old meat?
00:29:01Do you want me to give you another makeover right now?
00:29:04Like I did before?
00:29:13No!
00:29:20You know, whoever polished you up didn't do a bad job.
00:29:23I mean, they didn't fix how you walk and you quack.
00:29:26You know, an ugly duck in a pretty dress is what?
00:29:30A duck?
00:29:31Is that the best you can do?
00:29:33I was going to say, still ugly as fuck.
00:29:35Oh, bird!
00:29:37Did you just knock it off, Max?
00:29:38Shut the fuck up, Chase!
00:29:41Tell me, Phillips.
00:29:43When this is over and the lights come back on,
00:29:46are you going to go crawling back to your usual corner?
00:29:50You know, I've known a lot of wannabe sluts just like you.
00:29:54And as long as you keep putting out,
00:29:56some guy will eventually notice you.
00:29:58Oh, shit!
00:30:02I'm just trying to remind you of where you belong.
00:30:06The bottom of the food chain, bitch.
00:30:10You're right.
00:30:12I do need a reminder.
00:30:16I do need a reminder.
00:30:17And I'll make sure everyone else here gets one, too.
00:30:22Enlighten me, please.
00:30:24You make everyone feel like trash just so you can feel tall.
00:30:27How cliche, Max.
00:30:29What, you think you're Regina George or something?
00:30:31More plastic.
00:30:32Much less iconic.
00:30:33Nice.
00:30:34And something nastier than a bus is going to hit you very soon.
00:30:38Eldridge winter function serving me, girls.
00:30:41All right, get her ass.
00:30:43Maybe.
00:30:45After you're hit with these hands.
00:30:48But it's okay.
00:30:49You can have your five minutes of fame.
00:30:52Here's some charity.
00:30:53Go ahead and recite another one of your periodic table insults like I give a fuck.
00:30:58Seriously.
00:30:59Yeah, I'm a nerd.
00:31:01I love chemistry.
00:31:03And I hid behind my glasses and books thinking bullies like you would stop
00:31:07once you grew up and got smarter.
00:31:11Wishful thinking.
00:31:13Pathetic?
00:31:14I know.
00:31:15But I'd still rather be that girl than some bitchy teen who peaked at 16.
00:31:20Wow.
00:31:21Good job.
00:31:22Who will call selling her feet pics at 28 for career eventually.
00:31:27Holy shit.
00:31:31Okay, what the fuck did you just say to me?
00:31:33Seriously.
00:31:34Okay, are you done?
00:31:35Okay, why don't you relax and just go take a hike?
00:31:37And leave her alone.
00:31:38For once.
00:31:40Oh, God.
00:31:41I'm gonna pass out.
00:31:42In front of everyone.
00:31:43On the best night of my life.
00:31:47This isn't over.
00:31:50Have a good night.
00:31:56I came here to impress a boy.
00:31:59But I might leave having impressed myself.
00:32:14Okay, so like I said, if someone sees us, code word.
00:32:18Word.
00:32:19Oh, jeez.
00:32:21Oh, my God.
00:32:22I'm gonna throw up.
00:32:23Max isn't used to be nuclear.
00:32:26Sink bump for the...
00:32:27I'll go verge.
00:32:31Okay.
00:32:32Okay.
00:32:33Perfect.
00:32:35Now, let it set for now.
00:32:41Oh, great.
00:32:43It's a niche tourism.
00:32:52Man.
00:32:54You know, Mr. Eldridge is so generous.
00:32:57Hosting us high schoolers in this mansion of his every year.
00:33:01St. Vincent is lucky to have his name on our school board.
00:33:04And Mrs. Eldridge gave me a special grant
00:33:06for my little lab research.
00:33:08I kind of don't want to embarrass myself
00:33:10in front of her tonight.
00:33:21Ooh!
00:33:23You want some?
00:33:25And a toast.
00:33:26For the courage to not embarrass ourselves.
00:33:33Slow.
00:33:36Slow.
00:33:38Yeah, sure.
00:33:40Courage.
00:33:42Love courage.
00:33:45You can do this, Phoebe.
00:33:46Don't be lying.
00:33:47It's just like Kool-Aid.
00:33:50There you go.
00:33:57Whoa.
00:33:59Whoa.
00:33:59Easy there.
00:34:00Ew!
00:34:01You okay, Phoebs?
00:34:02Is this legal?
00:34:06Not exactly.
00:34:15You?
00:34:16Probably free.
00:34:17How you want, Clement?
00:34:18Move.
00:34:20Or you can find out.
00:34:22Stop it, both of you.
00:34:24This is a ball, not a box statement.
00:34:35No.
00:34:35No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:34:37Shit.
00:34:38My dress.
00:34:39Are you fucking kidding me?
00:34:44Press a vein, buddy.
00:34:46Not funny.
00:34:49You happy now?
00:34:51My night's ruined.
00:35:12I need a minute.
00:35:16Hey, she does as it needs your sorry ass right now.
00:35:19I'm not fucking asking.
00:35:32That idiot, dumbass, asshole!
00:35:41I'm so stupid.
00:35:43Come on.
00:35:45Come on.
00:35:46I'm so stupid.
00:35:46Come on.
00:35:46I'm so stupid.
00:35:49Come on.
00:35:50Come on.
00:35:50Come on.
00:35:54Why are you here?
00:35:55Get out.
00:35:57I need clean up, too.
00:36:02This is a bathroom, not your private princess chamber.
00:36:09Lee, get out!
00:36:11I'm not leaving.
00:36:12So calm down.
00:36:17Fine.
00:36:18Then enjoy the show.
00:36:23What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:36:26What the hell does it look like?
00:36:27You wouldn't leave.
00:36:28So be my guest.
00:36:34Be my guest, too.
00:36:36What are you doing?
00:36:38Oh, didn't see that.
00:36:41I was here first.
00:36:42Get your own room.
00:36:43Yeah, well, I like this one.
00:36:46Yeah, well, I like this one.
00:36:49Well, you're a perv who felt me up.
00:36:53At least I'm not dumb and naive enough to drown in a pool fishing for a kiss.
00:36:58You arrogant, conceited walking to sauce room staying.
00:37:04That's all you think about, isn't it?
00:37:06How you kissed me, touched me.
00:37:10I bet a perv like you touches himself to sleep at night thinking about that.
00:37:16I've seen everything there is to see.
00:37:18And for your information, there's not much to look at.
00:37:22So don't worry, baby girl.
00:37:24I'm not getting excited.
00:37:26And this ain't gonna happen even if you were on your knees begging for it.
00:37:33Oh, really?
00:37:33Uh-huh.
00:38:03You think you're a little straight?
00:38:04You're a tease is gonna undo me?
00:38:06That's very cute.
00:38:08Very virgin of you.
00:38:26I dare you to touch me.
00:38:30Unless you're too chicken shit, even it's a payback.
00:38:58I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:00I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:03And go on.
00:39:05Try me.
00:39:06Just because you're loud.
00:39:08I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:10I'm done.
00:39:11I'm standing in the fire.
00:39:13Now you don't know my fear.
00:39:16You don't ride my down.
00:39:17Follow me.
00:39:18I've got something special planned.
00:39:23Harry.
00:39:24Follow me. I've got something special planned for you.
00:39:29That's Mrs. Aldridge's voice.
00:39:31Shh. Come on. Come on.
00:39:40My husband's talking to the St. Vincent principal.
00:39:44We have 20 minutes.
00:39:50You're mine now.
00:39:52Oh, mm, mm, mm.
00:39:56Don't touch me.
00:39:58Oh, mm.
00:40:05Sala? In the bedroom.
00:40:07Yeah, makes sense.
00:40:15Yes, baby, right there.
00:40:20Aren't they?
00:40:22Are they seriously?
00:40:24Oh, no.
00:40:33Could you, uh...
00:40:40I don't think I can face Mrs. Aldridge anymore.
00:40:42The woman that gave me my lab grant?
00:40:45Her mom's gonna haunt me like nightmares.
00:40:51Oh.
00:41:04Stay still, Phoebe.
00:41:05I beg you.
00:41:13You said you weren't gonna get excited.
00:41:16But I've been feeling you the moment you pulled me in here.
00:41:23Liar.
00:41:25Purp.
00:41:27Loser.
00:41:30You naughty, naughty boy.
00:41:34You naughty, naughty boy.
00:41:49No.
00:41:51No, Phoebe.
00:41:53Why not?
00:41:54You're not yourself.
00:41:56You drunk.
00:41:58No, I'm not.
00:41:59No.
00:42:00Hold on.
00:42:01Okay, maybe I'll...
00:42:04Hold on.
00:42:06Hold on.
00:42:08What are you doing?
00:42:10I'm getting us out of here.
00:42:13Now, put your arms around my neck.
00:42:20Do it, nerd.
00:42:22Hurry up.
00:42:24I'm moving about it.
00:42:27Would you rather stay here and listen to a real-life porno?
00:42:30What is your lab grant?
00:42:33Oh.
00:42:35So, grab me, and let the bad boy do his thing.
00:42:41Sure.
00:42:44Here we go.
00:42:51What?
00:42:53How are you?
00:42:54How long have you been?
00:42:56Ma'am, you should let your husband know that these walls are too thin.
00:43:10Oh, I didn't get to say thank you for not taking me.
00:43:14Don't.
00:43:15Just...
00:43:16Just don't thank me.
00:43:20Phoebe!
00:43:21Hey.
00:43:23I've been looking all over for you.
00:43:27Are you okay?
00:43:31Come on, Phoebs.
00:43:32Let's go.
00:43:33Come here.
00:43:34Come on.
00:43:43Oh.
00:43:45Okay.
00:43:46On three, we drench the ugly ducking.
00:43:49This will go viral.
00:43:53Let's see what trash he's dancing with.
00:43:57Oh, hell no.
00:44:17Oh, my God.
00:44:20What is that?
00:44:21It smells like a public restroom blew up.
00:44:26Oh, my God.
00:44:27It's trashy me.
00:44:28Couture.
00:44:28Get it off me!
00:44:33Fun chemistry fact.
00:44:34The stench.
00:44:35That's ammonia.
00:44:37Meaning, you're sexually covered in piss, you know?
00:44:41Pissing Max.
00:44:43Mad, stinky Max.
00:44:54Oh my god, Belle, that's like kind of nice.
00:45:17Hey, Phoebs, need a ride home?
00:45:23Um...
00:45:28Yeah, sure.
00:45:38Dude, you know it's first come, first serve.
00:45:49Hop in. I'll take you home.
00:45:54Oh my god, you were waiting for me.
00:45:57That's so sweet, I have no idea what they're at.
00:46:01I...
00:46:02I got drunk, and then a shower, and then it was cold,
00:46:06and then it was a cold shower, and I was like,
00:46:08I've never taken a cold shower in my life,
00:46:10and I was like, do we have one?
00:46:11Just drive.
00:46:20There was fog, there's a function.
00:46:24I was the one who tripped Lana.
00:46:27You stink.
00:46:30Wait, that was you?
00:46:35What the fuck is this day?
00:46:39What the fuck?
00:46:40They're both going to pay for this!
00:46:41Hey, it's tough!
00:46:55Phoebs, you look amazing!
00:46:57Dang, girl, you were such a badass at the winter ball!
00:47:03There she is.
00:47:05And you're a golden girl.
00:47:07Golden girl?
00:47:09Please, I just passed a pop quiz.
00:47:11Really?
00:47:12You know, because apparently half the school's obsessed with you now.
00:47:17I mean, I really can't blame them.
00:47:21Hey, um, you actually figured out the class?
00:47:25Yeah.
00:47:26The team's got the pool to ourselves.
00:47:28You should swim by.
00:47:30Wear a swimsuit.
00:47:32So I'm cute.
00:47:38Yeah, sure.
00:47:40I'll be there.
00:47:53Go on, please.
00:47:54Jump in!
00:47:55Okay!
00:47:56Okay, fine.
00:47:58I-I just...
00:47:59I can't swim.
00:48:02I almost drowned the last time I was in.
00:48:07You're in good hands.
00:48:09Do you get who I am?
00:48:19Yo, Captain Thompson.
00:48:22You wanna show everybody in the school that you're actually fast?
00:48:25Or just faster running your mouth?
00:48:32You wanna race me?
00:48:35You know, I'm always down to humble me underachieving.
00:48:39Phoebe, you want a time for us?
00:48:46Um...
00:48:46You're not to cry when you eat my wake.
00:48:49I shot.
00:49:00Start!
00:49:02Yeah, of course.
00:49:03Yeah, you're Interestingly!
00:49:05Yeah.
00:49:05Oh, that's not!
00:49:10The last one is rushing record.
00:49:12And this could be our little secret
00:49:17So could that no one's gonna hear it
00:49:23He won't know how it goes down
00:49:26Choose me
00:49:32Goodbye
00:49:56I won, Phoebe, you saw that?
00:49:59Wow, Clement, you won
00:50:03That's good for you
00:50:04The real winner
00:50:06Is the guy against the girl
00:50:17You were amazing, Chase
00:50:21Yo, Chase
00:50:22Good race, good race, man
00:50:23You crushed it
00:50:25See you boys tomorrow
00:50:26You do early, early
00:50:42You done sulking yet, Michael Phelps?
00:50:45I can still see the steam coming off of you
00:50:49Or are you just that petty?
00:50:55The loser got the towel as a consolation prize
00:50:59Didn't you give one to Max at the winter ball?
00:51:05But the winner gets
00:51:09Anything they ask for
00:51:19Anything
00:51:27Since the winner is too proud to claim his prize
00:51:31I guess just forget about it
00:51:46Well then
00:51:47I'm claiming it now
00:51:50What do you want?
00:51:57You
00:51:58The gunna
00:52:04You
00:52:05The gunna
00:52:11Tutor me
00:52:15That's it?
00:52:18What?
00:52:19Disappointed?
00:52:23Fine
00:52:23You want tutoring?
00:52:25You'll get tutoring
00:52:26Go sit
00:52:46If we're doing this
00:52:47We're doing this my way
00:52:50I'm one of those
00:52:52All or nothing type of notes
00:52:56It's
00:52:56It's not a thing
00:52:58Well
00:52:59I made it a thing
00:53:04You scared of a little chemistry
00:53:06Sash
00:53:07Clement
00:53:10You think we have chemistry?
00:53:13Miss Phillips
00:53:22Your skirt is doing a little
00:53:25Chantel
00:53:29Remind me what subject this was
00:53:31Again
00:53:45Let's try this one
00:53:48Too hardcore
00:53:49No clue
00:53:50That's okay
00:53:51That's why I'm here to help
00:53:53So it starts like this
00:53:55The drugstore sells a solution of 3% hydrogen peroxide by volume
00:54:01In a 150 million dollar quantity of solution
00:54:04There are how many million dollars are supposed to open
00:54:07And so the answer is
00:54:11How is the answer?
00:54:14The answer is
00:54:23Are you sure you're able to study, Clement?
00:54:28You know, I think I could teach you something in exchange if you behave
00:54:41I take my teaching very seriously
00:54:46If you don't behave, I'm going to rock you with this
00:54:50So sit
00:54:52Stay
00:55:08I don't mind getting rough
00:55:09But I am not some stray that you can tease
00:55:14And train
00:55:15Okay?
00:55:17By the way
00:55:18I always come out of time
00:55:22Careful, girl, I might enjoy the blame
00:55:34Fine
00:55:49Doing okay, Mr. Clement?
00:55:53Now he's playing hard to guess
00:56:08Now, now, be a good girl
00:56:36You want to find out what I do to a brat?
00:56:38If you push, I push back slowly
00:56:42Don't pretend you don't like me
00:56:45Don't want me like I'm hard to handle
00:56:48I've been dangerous since day
00:56:51How long?
00:56:52Are you all a fork?
00:56:54Or do you also bite?
00:57:00A bad boy
00:57:03Lakes
00:57:04Lokes
00:57:06And he always bites
00:57:13But I'm trying to be good
00:57:15Once in my life
00:57:18Miss Phillips
00:57:22Just remember
00:57:23Next time I'm not going to hold back
00:57:32I'm not going to hold back
00:57:35I am nothing Mc replace
00:57:43Ahem
00:57:44I don't know.
00:58:19I don't know.
00:58:46I don't know.
00:59:14I don't know.
00:59:17I don't know.
00:59:37I don't know.
00:59:51I don't know.
00:59:57I don't know.
01:00:09I don't know.
01:00:26I don't know.
01:00:27I don't know.
01:00:31I don't know.
01:00:46I don't know.
01:01:04I don't know.
01:01:07I don't know.
01:01:22I don't know.
01:01:22I don't know.
01:01:36I don't know.
01:02:09I don't know.
01:02:15I don't know.
01:02:18I don't know.
01:02:26I don't know.
01:02:39I don't know.
01:03:03I don't know.
01:03:09I don't know.
01:03:10I don't know.
01:03:12I don't know.
01:03:29I don't know.
01:03:31I don't know.
01:03:31I don't know.
01:03:31I don't know.
01:04:02I don't know.
01:04:22I don't know.
01:04:28I don't know.
01:04:58I don't know.
01:04:59I don't know.
01:05:06I don't know.
01:05:06Still refusing to come forward?
01:05:08Then your score will be voided and you will report to the principal's office.
01:05:13Detention for at least a week.
01:05:15I will not tolerate morally rotten students in my class.
01:05:22Beau Clement, get out of my classroom.
01:05:29What the hell is that supposed to mean?
01:05:31What does it mean?
01:05:33Beau, you are always at the bottom of the class.
01:05:36If you didn't cheat, what else could it be?
01:05:39Where's your proof?
01:05:40Your existence is the proof.
01:05:43The fuck did you just say?
01:05:47Foul language too.
01:05:49Disrespecting a teacher.
01:05:50This is exactly what I am talking about, Beau.
01:05:53Go to the principal's office now.
01:05:57I didn't cheat.
01:05:59Do you think anyone in this room would believe you?
01:06:02A delinquent like you doesn't belong in a good school like St. Vincent.
01:06:07Just because your family has money, you think you can do whatever you want.
01:06:15Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat.
01:06:22Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat.
01:06:25Excuse me.
01:06:28Because...
01:06:32Because I was with him in the classroom the entire day yesterday.
01:06:44I helped him study, but the work was all his.
01:06:48You labeling students like this is wrong.
01:06:51He's not a delinquent.
01:06:54Beau Clement is not an asshole.
01:06:56He's smart and kind and...
01:07:03And capital A amazing.
01:07:07My whole life, everyone decided I was a screw-up.
01:07:11But Phoebe, she actually believes in me.
01:07:14She'd even stand up for me.
01:07:16Phoebe Phillips, do you even understand what you're saying?
01:07:22You are one of the smartest students in this school.
01:07:26Do you know what happens when girls get too close to boys like him?
01:07:34A girl like you should know better.
01:07:36Have some self-respect.
01:07:39Mrs. Herman, you are a teacher.
01:07:42You don't walk on water.
01:07:43You're just salty that a student taught me better than you ever could.
01:07:47You don't...
01:07:48You don't know a damn thing about me!
01:07:54Oh, Donald.
01:07:56What else could you be?
01:07:58And now, you've corrupted my best student.
01:08:02Lie for you.
01:08:04Do you know what?
01:08:04I've had enough of both of you.
01:08:06Get out of my classroom.
01:08:08Now, both of you.
01:08:09And I am going to reconsider the relevant scholarship too.
01:08:14Donald.
01:08:20You can punish me all you want, but leave Phillip out of it.
01:08:24And if you think I am a problem...
01:08:27Walt, stop!
01:08:28I will show you what your problem looks like if you fucking touch your skull.
01:08:32What are you going to do?
01:08:34I will call the police.
01:08:38You stupid assignment!
01:08:41Shit!
01:08:42You stupid grade!
01:08:43I don't fucking need it!
01:08:54What?
01:09:03Phoebe!
01:09:04Phoebe, wait!
01:09:06She was being mean and cruel for no reason.
01:09:09but you
01:09:11I hate bullies
01:09:14so that's it
01:09:15from now on we don't owe each other anything anymore
01:09:21wait
01:09:22what do you mean we don't owe each other anything
01:09:24you and I are nothing alike
01:09:27you have a talent for breaking
01:09:29every good thing that's ever happened
01:09:31nothing alike
01:09:31just cause I'm not like you
01:09:33as someone who will lie, be misunderstood
01:09:36be blamed and just take it
01:09:38you can't too damn much about what other people think about me
01:09:41and no makeover
01:09:43can change that
01:09:47you think I ruined your life
01:09:49newsflash
01:09:50nothing can fix a coward
01:09:54then what are you
01:09:56you're a disaster beyond repair
01:09:59ever since I got tangled up with you
01:10:01my life has just fallen apart
01:10:03all you know is how to solve problems
01:10:05with your fist
01:10:07but yeah maybe I care too much about what people think about me
01:10:10but you pretending not to cure me at all
01:10:13that's just how you hide your fear
01:10:17you break things
01:10:18and people
01:10:20and you push them away
01:10:23just so you won't break yourself
01:10:27I am scared
01:10:28yeah
01:10:29I am fragile
01:10:32and you knew that better than anyone
01:10:34not my concern anymore
01:10:37that's just what we do
01:10:39isn't it
01:10:40we just don't tell each other right
01:10:42we just play games
01:10:43yes we played ourselves
01:10:56I am scared
01:10:57yeah
01:10:58I am fragile
01:11:00and you knew that better than anyone
01:11:03why am I such an asshole
01:11:05I mean
01:11:06he's an asshole too
01:11:07but
01:11:07why did I have to talk to him like that
01:11:10when all he was trying to do
01:11:12was help me
01:11:13when
01:11:14no one else even noticed me
01:11:18Phoebs
01:11:19hey
01:11:21sorry are you okay
01:11:22all right Chase
01:11:23sorry
01:11:24I just need to be alone
01:11:26mind if I stay here with you
01:11:32looks like you can use a swimmer shoulder
01:11:35best to cry on
01:11:39glad I can make you smile
01:11:40Phoebs
01:11:42whoever made you cry
01:11:43you know that's a real asshole
01:11:57I love this place you know
01:12:00I usually come here alone
01:12:01clear my head
01:12:02do a few laughs
01:12:03think about stuff
01:12:06now it's your place too
01:12:09you know
01:12:09I actually used to come here
01:12:11and watch you swim
01:12:12yeah I know
01:12:13you used to stand up right
01:12:15there
01:12:17wait you knew
01:12:19come on Phoebs
01:12:20you weren't exactly subtle
01:12:27I've
01:12:28when was she full
01:12:31I actually lived
01:12:35then why
01:12:38just feel me though
01:12:42Chase
01:12:43what
01:12:44this doesn't feel right
01:12:47what the hell Chase
01:12:49Chase pop the brakes
01:12:51that's way too fast
01:12:53come on Phoebs
01:12:55drop the air
01:12:56don't pretend like you haven't been waiting for me to do this
01:13:11that's exactly what you wanted right
01:13:13that's exactly what you wanted right
01:13:13now I'm gonna give it to you
01:13:14no
01:13:15stop
01:13:17oh please
01:13:20don't you dare say fucking name in front of me ever again
01:13:23let go
01:13:25let go
01:13:25please let me go
01:13:26stop
01:13:30stop
01:13:33stop
01:13:33stop
01:13:34stop it
01:13:34Chase
01:13:34Chase
01:13:35Chase please
01:13:36Chase stop
01:13:36Chase this isn't you
01:13:38you're supposed to be the nice guy
01:13:41the fucking nice guy
01:13:43no
01:13:48no
01:13:49no
01:13:51stop
01:13:51stop
01:13:52oh
01:13:53what the
01:13:56she
01:13:58fucking
01:13:59said
01:14:00no
01:14:01oh
01:14:02oh
01:14:03oh
01:14:04oh
01:14:05are you okay
01:14:06oh
01:14:08are we supposed to do
01:14:09so what the fuck
01:14:11should we do
01:14:12this piece of shit
01:14:20oh
01:14:20oh
01:14:22oh
01:14:22oh
01:14:23oh
01:14:23that's for the pain
01:14:24asshole
01:14:25oh
01:14:26say it
01:14:27I
01:14:28Chase Thompson
01:14:29I'm not a nice guy
01:14:31I'm a rapey asshole
01:14:35I
01:14:36Chase Thompson
01:14:38I'm not a nice guy
01:14:39I'm a rapey asshole
01:14:46I'm an asshole
01:14:48asshole
01:14:50asshole
01:15:04hey
01:15:04Phoebe
01:15:05you don't have to say anything
01:15:08okay
01:15:08just
01:15:09just breathe with me
01:15:10alright
01:15:10in
01:15:12out
01:15:16I thought
01:15:18I don't know
01:15:19my brain just
01:15:21broke
01:15:22I thought he was my brain
01:15:24why would he do that to me
01:15:26I feel so stupid
01:15:29Phoebe
01:15:30Phoebe
01:15:31look at me
01:15:32you were not stupid
01:15:34you were terrified
01:15:35and you fought back
01:15:36you bit him
01:15:37you pulled away
01:15:38you did everything you could
01:15:41what if you hadn't come
01:15:42I
01:15:43I
01:15:44I will never let you out of my sight again
01:15:46I'm sorry
01:15:47I'm sorry
01:15:52you
01:15:53you saved me
01:15:54you saved me
01:15:56you saved me
01:15:56when I was just some nobody
01:15:57just some nerd
01:15:59I
01:16:00I didn't save you
01:16:01you saved me
01:16:02and you saved yourself
01:16:04I
01:16:04I am
01:16:05just an idiot
01:16:06who's too quick
01:16:07to throw punches
01:16:13and you're right
01:16:14and you are not
01:16:16a nerd
01:16:17you
01:16:17you
01:16:18you're the kindest
01:16:19strongest
01:16:20prettiest nerd
01:16:21I've ever met
01:16:24you want to get out of here?
01:16:26get to school
01:16:27yeah
01:16:28yeah
01:16:29yeah
01:16:29yeah
01:16:31well
01:16:31you okay
01:16:38you ready for a ride?
01:16:40sit tight
01:16:41yeah
01:17:06me with Bo, infuriating, stupid, impossible Bo Clement.
01:17:11Showing up every time I fall apart I should not be crushing this part
01:17:32I'm absolutely
01:17:47Do you want to have sex?
01:18:11My back and every breath in between
01:18:14This brings a distance of the night
01:18:31You got condoms?
01:18:35Yeah. I'm always packing.
01:18:38Pun intended.
01:19:10Wait.
01:19:14Wait.
01:19:16Um, I'm a little nervous.
01:19:20So, I'm gonna go shower first.
01:19:24Yeah.
01:19:27Yeah, yeah, absolutely. I had no rush.
01:19:46This is it, baby. The moment you've been waiting for your entire life, you can do this.
01:19:52Oh, my God.
01:19:54You're actually in her room.
01:19:57And she's taking a shower.
01:20:00Oh, my God.
01:20:05What the hell?
01:20:06I'm dead.
01:20:14How are you gonna end?
01:20:15Koby!
01:20:16Koby!
01:20:16Mr. Game rounds.
01:20:17Ing him.
01:20:22Hi.
01:20:23Hey, there's something important I need to tell you first.
01:20:28What is it?
01:20:29I need a shower, too.
01:20:32A shower's all yours, stupid.
01:20:37Okay.
01:21:09Stop it.
01:21:38Hi. Surprise. Except it's not a surprise to you. My little friend there. You've actually touched it. And I touched
01:21:47myself. No, I mean, I touched it myself.
01:22:02You won't be needing this anymore. You won't need it ever again.
01:22:31This doesn't mean anything, Beau, Clement. I'm totally not into idiots like you.
01:22:41Ditto, Phoebe Phillips. And I'm totally not stupidly in love with a horny nerd like you.
01:22:50Phoebe, will you take me as a first?
01:22:58It could only be you, Beau.
01:23:08And I love you, too.
01:23:18I love you.
01:23:20I love you.
01:23:23Okay.
01:23:25I love you.
01:23:45Good morning, princess.
01:23:49Why does princess sound like an insult coming from you?
01:23:57That's just my bed chem.
01:23:59My bed chemistry.
01:24:01Curse of being a foul-mouthed bad boy.
01:24:03You're such a twerk.
01:24:12What happened here?
01:24:19That, um, my mom took me when I was young to play with my new toy boat.
01:24:27And on the way there, I got scratched by a tree branch.
01:24:34And I still insisted on going.
01:24:36When we got there, my boat drifted too far out in the waves.
01:24:41So she told me to stay on shore while she'd go and get it.
01:24:44Um, but even after it got dark, she never came back.
01:24:55She never came back.
01:25:02And I told myself, maybe if I knew how to swim, if I'd been stronger, that she'd be alive today.
01:25:10She wouldn't have died.
01:25:20I am so sorry.
01:25:22And you saw me once drowned at the pool when we were...
01:25:25I can't believe I used that to blackmail you.
01:25:29I'm so sorry for calling your names when all you were doing was trying to save me.
01:25:33You're so stupid.
01:25:34No.
01:25:40No, Phoebe.
01:25:45You were the best thing that has ever happened to me since her passing.
01:25:49You believed in me and you gave me a purpose.
01:25:52You made me want to do better.
01:25:54To be better.
01:25:57You saved me.
01:26:09All right.
01:26:10What have you?
01:26:11Are you good?
01:26:12I need you on.
01:26:13I'm going to swim this way.
01:26:14You know that?
01:26:14And we need to all have a chat later.
01:26:17Come in!
01:26:20I got a report.
01:26:21It says you sexually assaulted someone here yesterday.
01:26:26What?
01:26:29No, what the hell?
01:26:30I...
01:26:31I saw it.
01:26:33Bo Clement tried to rape a girl last night.
01:26:35Oh, shit.
01:26:37Fucking say that again.
01:26:38You heard me.
01:26:40I saw you try to rape a girl last night.
01:26:47All you know is how to solve problems with your fist.
01:26:54Chase Thompson is a lying piece of shit.
01:26:59Bo didn't do any of that.
01:27:02Phoebe?
01:27:02What the fuck are you doing here?
01:27:06Last night, Bo Clement was with me.
01:27:09In my bedroom.
01:27:11Making sweet love to me all night long.
01:27:14Coach Honda, don't believe it.
01:27:15She's just a slut.
01:27:16We'll throw herself at anyone.
01:27:18I mean, fucking look at her.
01:27:23I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:27:28This is fake.
01:27:29It's edited, Coach.
01:27:30It's obviously edited.
01:27:32Chase Thompson!
01:27:33You're off my swim team!
01:27:35Now!
01:27:46You three, principal's office, now!
01:27:50You three thought you were slick.
01:27:53Slipping laxatives into contraband chocolates.
01:27:57Oh, my God!
01:28:00No!
01:28:01Mm, mm, mm.
01:28:04You nearly sent me to the ER.
01:28:07Twice!
01:28:11Are you all enjoying this?
01:28:17Oh, shit.
01:28:18That never gets old.
01:28:20This school is toxic AM!
01:28:23I was...
01:28:32Chop-chop, ladies.
01:28:41Oh.
01:28:42Hallway make-out sessions, free comedy.
01:28:45Best school day ever.
01:28:53Capital A for absolutely.
01:28:56And your capital A for A's big.
01:28:59Well, that's all thanks to your great chemistry.
01:29:02That's true.
01:29:02Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:29:04Ha, ha, ha.
01:29:08Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:29:13Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:29:17Ha, ha, ha, ha.
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