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00:08to secure an early retirement i joined a secret surrogacy program to carry a test tube baby for
00:14a mysterious client i'm warning you again absolute confidentiality about the president's
00:19identity not a single word otherwise you won't live to see another sunrise
00:33mr president
00:38eyes on me
00:46take your clothes off
00:54three years by his side taking down his enemies handling the press i'm the one who deserves to stand
01:00next to him the first one to bear my heir becomes the first lady
01:17not long after the other women in the surrogacy program started getting pregnant one by one
01:22i was the last one to find out i was pregnant once i have this baby i'll take the money
01:27and go
01:28first lady nah that's not in the cards for me nurse doctor surrogate number one just had her baby it's
01:34a boy leah guess that locks up the first lady spot for her the second the president saw the kid
01:39he
01:39had her and the baby kicked out said the baby she had was some other guy's bastard wait she actually
01:44hooked up with someone else during the surrogacy program i thought it was just number one being
01:48crazy enough to try it but then one by one the other women had their babies the president took
01:52one look at each and knew they weren't his every last one of them got kicked out take your bastard
01:56and get lost sorry mr president just give me another chance i swear i can give you a child before
02:00i
02:01knew it it was the day i went into labor come on push give it everything baby's almost here
02:15one last push come on you can do it the baby's here a healthy baby
02:27what's wrong
02:31what the hell i just gave birth to dog pups how does a woman give birth to dogs
02:38oh no this is bad the president won't even need a test no just one look and he'll know this
02:45isn't his
02:45i'm definitely getting kicked out now and the money gone
02:52what's going on here
03:01what should i do what should i do
03:11where's my baby
03:17tell me where is my child
03:19mr president i'm so sorry i let you down
03:23sorry for what i lied i
03:27i i wasn't pregnant that wasn't a baby coming out that was that was a massive toxic waste level crap
03:34one whiff and the guy dropped like a fly
03:38a fake pregnancy so you mean my whole medical team can't tell if a woman's pregnant or not
03:43that's because i was so desperate to get pregnant with your baby i took all kinds of hormone shots and
03:48it it made me look pregnant today today i just ate too much and had to go
03:55what was that sound
04:03mr president you should stay back i just went it's pretty rank so i skipped a budget hearing and a
04:10national security council meeting and waited two hours here just for you to take a clap
04:15mr president i really didn't mean for this to happen just give me more time i promise i'll get pregnant
04:22with your baby
04:23i won't waste my sperm on you anymore
04:26but what about the surrogacy money
04:28after playing me like this
04:29you'll work as a cleaner in the white house until you've paid off your debt
04:33what
04:37no money
04:38and now i'm stuck working for free
04:40what a joke
04:41you two little troublemakers
04:43you totally screwed me
04:44if it weren't for you who knows maybe i'd be first lady now
04:54okay that doesn't sound like any dog i've ever heard
04:56eh whatever
04:57but hey you're mine right
05:02you guys hungry
05:14wait you don't want to nurse do you
05:19all right fine
05:20breastfeeding a couple of dogs
05:22i guess that's just what happens when you're their mom
05:28drink up
05:33now that's what i call my kids
05:34already drinking in style
05:36you two are going places
05:38looks like mom's retirement plan is riding on you little fur balls now
05:44what the hell
05:45i mean i was definitely implanted with the president's sperm
05:48so how the hell did i end up with puppies
05:53whose dog is this
05:55you hurt
05:56hey easy now i won't bite
05:59wow i've never seen a dog as big as you before
06:03could it be him
06:06nah i'm definitely going crazy
06:14mommy hug
06:18you two
06:19were the puppies
06:20how do puppies just turn into kids
06:22and they're already big and can talk
06:23what kind of freak show did i give birth to
06:25mommy
06:27their cheeks are soft and warm
06:30feels just like regular kids
06:33mommy hugs
06:34okay okay
06:36mommy's good babies
06:39puppy kids whatever
06:40you're mine and that's all that matters
06:45those two little monsters eat more every day
06:47this might just last them one day
06:50what they're not feeding you enough at the white house
06:52i i just don't want to waste anything
06:54you're always talking about saving food so i'm supporting you
06:58just focus on paying off your debt
06:59don't try anything cute
07:02i i get it
07:10bro do you think mom will be mad that we snucked out
07:13mom worked so hard for us
07:14we gotta get her a gift
07:17i think i smell
07:18dad
07:19mom you
07:25dad
07:25mom
07:29dad
07:30dad
07:30dad
07:30dad
07:43father
07:48Hello?
08:05Stop right there.
08:07Mrs. Olivia.
08:10So, a small-town girl with a high school diploma who can't even tell which fork to use,
08:15what makes you think you're qualified?
08:18Quick qualified?
08:20What makes you deserve to stand by his side?
08:22It took me three years to get where I am.
08:24Three years of crisis, of staying up with him through countless nights,
08:27and you, you just lay around for a few months, spread your legs, and that's it?
08:30I never thought of it that way.
08:33Remember your place, janitor.
08:35Once your debt is paid, get the hell out of the White House.
08:39Miss Olivia, classified documents are missing from the Oval Office.
08:42What?
08:45Which thief has the guts to steal from the presidential office?
08:49Hey, babies, Mommy's home.
08:52Mommy!
08:53We got you a present.
08:55A present?
08:56What kind of present could you two little rascals have for me?
09:02For you, Mommy.
09:07Mommy, here, take this.
09:10The presidential seal?
09:11The nuclear button briefcase?
09:14No, no!
09:17Oh, sheesh!
09:21So, you two are the crazy little thieves?
09:23How could you steal this stuff?
09:26We were just looking for food for Mommy.
09:29We found it in some room.
09:31This ring is so pretty, Mommy.
09:33You should wear it.
09:35Oh, no.
09:35Oh, no.
09:36We are so screwed.
09:38Code red.
09:39Locked in the White House.
09:41Search every room.
09:41Not one corner gets missed.
09:43Oh, my God.
09:44If the president finds out it was these two pups who stole it,
09:47we're done for.
09:49Mr. President,
09:50we've searched every other room in the White House.
09:52This is the last one the maid's quarters.
09:54Open the door.
10:01There they are!
10:02Right here!
10:04Oh, my God.
10:06Caught red-handed.
10:07I'm definitely going to jail.
10:08Leah Cole,
10:09why are my presidential seal and the nuclear Bolton briefcase in your room?
10:14Mr. President,
10:15I...
10:15I don't know anything.
10:17I went to work early this morning,
10:19and when I got back,
10:20these things were just...
10:21here.
10:22It must be the real thief.
10:24They probably realized they couldn't get out of the White House,
10:26so they dumped the stuff in my room to throw everyone off,
10:28or set me up.
10:29That lie is full of holes.
10:31Your room is so remote,
10:32which thief would just happen to come here?
10:35You're obviously the one who stole it,
10:37you little lying bitch!
10:38Just tell the truth already!
10:39Ma'am, look at me!
10:40I'm just someone who cleans here.
10:41Why would I steal something like that?
10:43I've got no motive!
10:44Mr. President,
10:45don't forget,
10:46this woman already faked a pregnancy and lied to you.
10:49When she got caught,
10:50she held a grudge.
10:51I wouldn't be surprised if she's been bought off by your political enemies.
10:54That's why she stole the presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase,
10:57to set you up and destroy your reputation.
10:59Tell me,
11:00who put you up to this?
11:01Was it that wig-wearing senator next door?
11:04I swear, I didn't!
11:06Mr. President,
11:07this woman is too calculating.
11:08Keeping her around you is a ticking time bomb.
11:10I think we should charge her with espionage
11:12and throw her in prison right now.
11:15No, I'm not a spy!
11:17I swear!
11:18Then let's do it in Norway.
11:25Oh my god.
11:29Get down from there, now!
11:31That's the president!
11:32Do you have any idea about how much his shit cost?
11:40What the hell is that filthy thing?
11:46You dirty bitch!
11:47You didn't clean properly,
11:48so you attracted these strays!
11:50Someone!
11:51Kill these animals!
11:52Throw them in the trash!
11:53No!
11:58Mr. President,
11:59they're just two stray dogs with nowhere to go.
12:01I felt bad for them,
12:02so I've been hiding them here.
12:03They're like my own kids.
12:05I'm just a single mom
12:06trying to raise two little ones.
12:07It's hard enough.
12:08Please, don't hurt them.
12:09I swear I'll train them to use the toilet,
12:11and they won't chew up your shoes!
12:15Mr. President!
12:16These are clearly wolf cubs,
12:18but she's raising them like dogs.
12:19And weird thing is,
12:21holding this little guy
12:22gives me a strange feeling
12:23like I've seen him somewhere before.
12:26You really like them, huh?
12:30Well, duh!
12:31They're my kids.
12:32Of course I like them.
12:33Yes!
12:34They're adorable!
12:36Please, just let me keep them.
12:37I swear they won't bite,
12:38won't make a mess.
12:39I'll even put diapers on them
12:40if I have to.
12:44Too bad they're just
12:45regular wolf pups.
12:47Wish they were werewolves.
12:49This ends here.
12:50No one speaks of this.
12:52Thank you, Mr. President.
13:04We're finally gone.
13:06You two little rascals
13:08best behave from now on.
13:09If you pull something like that again,
13:12I swear I'll hand you over to Olivia.
13:14You can be her little hand warmers.
13:29Mr. President,
13:30I checked it out.
13:31Not so straight as the woman
13:32brought them to the hospital.
13:33But where they actually came from,
13:35that I couldn't trace.
13:37No way she secretly had two puppies
13:38while she was in the hospital.
13:40So why lie?
13:43I wasn't pregnant.
13:44That wasn't a baby coming out.
13:45That was...
13:46That was a massive,
13:47toxic,
13:47waist-level crap.
13:49One whiff,
13:50and the guy dropped like a fly.
13:56Find the doctor
13:57who delivered her baby.
13:59Yes, sir.
14:10Hey, easy now.
14:12I won't bite.
14:13But wow,
14:14I've never seen a dog
14:15as big as you before.
14:19What is that woman hiding?
14:24Mr. President,
14:25she was the one
14:26on delivery duty that day.
14:28Tell me,
14:29what did you see
14:30when that woman gave birth?
14:33I...
14:33I didn't see anything.
14:37Tell the truth.
14:39Okay, okay.
14:39I'll talk.
14:40I saw that she didn't
14:41give birth to a baby.
14:43She gave birth of
14:43two puppies.
14:46And then
14:48I passed out from shock.
14:49You're saying
14:50she gave birth
14:51to two wolf pups?
14:53Yes,
14:53I swear,
14:54every word is true.
14:55I've never seen a woman
14:56give birth to puppies before.
14:58So that's...
14:59Yesterday was so weird.
15:01Stealing the presidential seal
15:02and the nuclear button briefcase
15:03is supposed to be
15:04a one-way ticket to prison.
15:05But he totally let me off.
15:06And he even touched my pups.
15:08Maybe he likes dogs too?
15:09Get the cages ready.
15:10I'm getting those mutts
15:11out of the White House today.
15:20Quick!
15:21Hide!
15:27What are kids' dishes doing here?
15:29Those...
15:30Those are for feeding my dogs.
15:32Feeding dogs?
15:33With people's dishes?
15:34Leah Cole,
15:35this is the White House,
15:37not your trailer park.
15:38Now hand over those mutts.
15:39The president said
15:41I could keep them.
15:42The president runs a country.
15:44You think he remembers
15:45some low-life stray dogs?
15:48Search the place.
15:49Find those little beasts.
15:50I'm throwing them out myself.
15:59Stop!
16:00The president said
16:01I could keep them.
16:02You can't...
16:03Out of my way!
16:09You think I don't know
16:10what you're doing?
16:12Playing the poor girl
16:13with two dogs
16:14so the president
16:15takes notice of you?
16:16Let me tell you something.
16:18You're not even fit
16:18to tie his shoes.
16:21There you little bastards are!
16:25Grab them!
16:28Stray dogs dare to bite bite!
16:31Kill them!
16:32Do it now!
16:35No!
16:37Hit her.
16:49Don't move!
16:51You forgot what you promised
16:52Mommy yesterday.
16:56Promise me.
16:57Never shift in front
16:59of anyone else
17:00or it'll bring trouble to us.
17:03Okay, Mommy.
17:07What are you waiting for?
17:09Pull those little beasts out!
17:12No!
17:13Don't hurt my kids!
17:15Kids?
17:16What kids?
17:23Leah Cole,
17:24have you lost your mind
17:25wanting to be First Lady so bad
17:27you actually think
17:28two stray dogs are your kids?
17:30You can't have a real baby
17:31so you're raising mutts
17:32as substitutes?
17:34You're disgusting!
17:35You'd throw away
17:36every shred of dignity
17:37just to be First Lady?
17:40You scheming little bitch.
17:42I'm not letting you stick around.
17:45I'm gonna make you watch
17:46these little beasts die.
17:47Throw these stray dogs
17:49in the cage
17:49and kill them!
17:59Babies,
18:00don't be scared.
18:02Mommy's here.
18:03What are you waiting for?
18:04Hit her too!
18:05Beat her until she stops moving!
18:19I'd like to see anyone
18:20touch her.
18:31Mr. President.
18:33Mr. President,
18:34what brings you here?
18:34This place is beneath you.
18:36Olivia,
18:36you've got some nerve.
18:37I made it clear
18:38she's allowed to keep
18:38these two here.
18:39Why do you bring people
18:40to hurt them?
18:41Mr. President,
18:42you misunderstand.
18:43I was worried about rabies.
18:44What if they pose a risk to you?
18:45I was just going to have them
18:46checked out
18:47and bring them back.
18:50She's lying.
18:51She just wanted to kill my dogs.
18:53Sorry I'm late.
19:02These two are cleaner
19:03than the bottom
19:04of your shoes.
19:24Oh my God.
19:26The President?
19:27The President is holding me?
19:29What kind of script is this?
19:31He saved me?
19:32And he's being
19:34gentle?
19:35Am I hallucinating
19:36from getting beat up?
19:39Olivia,
19:39since you care so much
19:40about the pets
19:41running around the White House,
19:42security's looking for someone
19:43to walk the dogs.
19:44You'd be perfect.
19:45Mr. President,
19:46I just didn't think it through.
19:47But I was only worried
19:49about your safety.
19:50You too.
19:50Are you here to protect me
19:52or are you Olivia's
19:52personal bodyguards?
19:54Mr. President,
19:55we...
19:55If you can't figure out
19:56who signs your checks,
19:57I'll send you somewhere
19:57you'll learn fast.
19:58They're short on people
20:00in the Middle East.
20:00You leave tomorrow.
20:01See what a real
20:03field assignment looks like.
20:04Mr. President,
20:05we're sorry.
20:06Please,
20:06give us another chance.
20:08Mr. President,
20:09this young lady
20:09has extensive bruising
20:10and contusions
20:11on her back.
20:12I've already
20:12disinfected the area,
20:13just needs oint
20:14applied regularly.
20:15I'll do it.
20:22Um, maybe I should just
20:23do it myself.
20:24I mean,
20:25your hands are for
20:25signing treaties,
20:26not for...
20:28Oh my God!
20:29The President just
20:30touched me!
20:30Why is he being so nice
20:31to me?
20:32We've only known each
20:32other for a few days.
20:34Is he...
20:34Is he up to something?
20:41I promise you,
20:42what happened today
20:43will never happen again.
20:45Thank you for saving me,
20:46Mr. President.
20:49Come in!
20:51Mr. President,
20:52about what happened today,
20:54it was my mistake.
20:55I hope you can
20:56forgive me.
20:57Olivia,
20:57I've never doubted
20:58your work.
20:59But you need to
21:00understand,
21:01my personal life
21:02is none of your business.
21:05Yes, sir.
21:06From today on,
21:07Leah Cole is no longer
21:08a cleaner.
21:09Move her into the room
21:10next to mine.
21:11What?
21:12And one more thing.
21:14The White House
21:15Correspondents Dinner
21:15is the day after tomorrow.
21:17Leah will attend
21:17as my girlfriend.
21:18We're making it official.
21:19Girlfriend?
21:20Girlfriend?
21:21Mr. President?
21:23This...
21:23This isn't right.
21:24I'm just a cleaner.
21:25I...
21:27No one deserves it
21:28more than you.
21:29What is wrong
21:30with this man?
21:31Did someone drug him?
21:32I mean,
21:33okay,
21:33he's hot
21:33and the body's not bad,
21:34but this is too fast.
21:35I am not ready for this.
21:37Mr. President,
21:37every major media outlet
21:39will be at that dinner.
21:40Announcing a surrogate
21:40as your girlfriend
21:41out of nowhere
21:42is reckless.
21:42If they dig into her background,
21:44your reputation...
21:45Then this is a test
21:45of your public relations skills,
21:46Olivia.
21:47I'm sure you'll do a great job
21:48with the dinner party.
21:52Too bad he doesn't know.
21:53These two little ones
21:54are his own flesh and blood.
21:56Only these two pups
21:57are truly mine.
21:59None of those women
22:00bore my seed,
22:01but no one can know
22:02I'm a werewolf.
22:03Their real identity
22:04has to stay hidden for now.
22:13Miss Cole,
22:14this is your room.
22:15If you need anything,
22:15just call me.
22:23Okay,
22:24come out, babies.
22:28Mommy!
22:32My good babies.
22:37Kids?
22:38You're sure the maid heard right?
22:39Positive.
22:40Two kids,
22:40four or five years old,
22:41called her mommy.
22:43Ah, got it.
22:44This bitch makes a living
22:45by spreading her legs
22:46for surrogacy.
22:47Those brats are probably
22:48leftovers from some job.
22:49Baby data ran off.
22:50No one wanted them,
22:51so she got stuck with them.
22:52Then we should tell the president.
22:53Let him know she's got
22:54two kids in tow.
22:55He'll dump her for sure.
22:55That's too easy for her.
22:58Tomorrow is the White House
22:59Correspondents Dinner.
23:00Every media outlet
23:01in the country will be there.
23:02I'm going to destroy her
23:03in front of everyone.
23:05She'll crawl out of the White House
23:06in shame.
23:08Mommy's going to a dinner tonight.
23:10You two stay here,
23:12sleep tight,
23:13and no sneaking out.
23:14Got it?
23:15Got it, Mommy.
23:17Bye-bye, Mommy.
23:24Mr. President,
23:25we hear you're announcing
23:26something big tonight.
23:27Any hints?
23:29You'll know soon enough.
23:40Who is she?
23:41I don't remember any first lady
23:42looking that young and gorgeous.
23:44Maybe some European princess?
23:45She's got that kind of vibe.
23:46Whoever she is,
23:48tomorrow's front page is locked.
23:50Oh, my God!
23:51Oh, my God!
23:53Oh, my God!
23:54Oh, my God!
23:55Oh, my God!
23:57Oh, my God!
23:58Oh, my God!
24:03You look stunning tonight.
24:05Shall we dance?
24:09Mr. President,
24:10I don't know how.
24:12Just follow my lead.
24:14Oh, my God!
24:19The President is dancing with her?
24:22This is huge!
24:32No, no, no!
24:33Snap out of it, Leah!
24:34He's the President!
24:35Half the women in America
24:36would could kill to marry him.
24:38What makes you think
24:38a small-town janitor
24:39even stands a chance?
24:41Get a grip!
24:43Allow me to introduce
24:45my girlfriend,
24:46Leah Cole.
24:51He actually said it!
24:57Mr. President,
24:58what's Ms. Cole's background?
25:00How long have you two been together?
25:01How did you meet?
25:05Don't be afraid.
25:08My girlfriend is an ordinary girl.
25:09No noble background,
25:10no complicated past.
25:11She's clean.
25:11She's simple.
25:12I don't want my position
25:13to affect our relationship.
25:14I'm counting on all of you.
25:16Please, leave her alone.
25:20Ms. Cole,
25:21do you feel pressure
25:21being the President's girlfriend?
25:25I...
25:25How many boyfriends
25:26have you had before?
25:28I've never dated anyone.
25:30So that means
25:31the President
25:32is your first love!
25:38Sorry to interrupt you,
25:39Mr. President,
25:40but there are two children
25:41at the door.
25:42They say they're looking
25:42for their mother.
25:43I wasn't sure how to handle it
25:45because the person
25:45they're looking for,
25:46I didn't dare stop them.
25:50My babies!
25:55I didn't.
25:56Why did I passe?
25:56What did you feel about me?
25:57What are you doing?
25:58Will I touch you?
25:58How many people
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