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Euphoria – Season 3, Episode 1
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00:00:06A lot of people ask what I've been up to since high school.
00:00:11Honestly, nothing good.
00:00:35Thank you, my friends.
00:01:01And I've got such a long way to go, to make it to the border of Mexico, so I ride
00:01:10like the wind, ride like the wind, ride like the wind.
00:01:42Oh, my God.
00:02:19Fuck!
00:02:22Okay.
00:02:25Shhh.
00:02:28Yeah, go back.
00:02:35Ah!
00:02:38Ah!
00:02:39Come on!
00:02:44Shhh!
00:02:47Shhh!
00:02:48Shhh!
00:02:49Shhh!
00:02:49Shhh!
00:02:50Shhh!
00:02:51Come on.
00:03:12Fuck!
00:03:19Oh my, oh my.
00:03:31Oh, shit.
00:04:15Oh, shit.
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00:05:39Oh, shit.
00:06:16You want a cup of milk?
00:06:25Sure.
00:06:43That's the best fucking milk I've ever had.
00:06:46It's Dahlia's.
00:06:51Thank you, Dahlia.
00:06:55We want to thank you, Lord Jesus Christ, for giving us our daily bread and for giving
00:07:00us our trespasses.
00:07:03And Lord, please guide our new friend Ruby and her college newspaper to help expose the
00:07:09pure evil that's poured across our border and poisoning our great nation, the United States
00:07:14of America.
00:07:15Amen.
00:07:19Amen.
00:07:20Amen.
00:07:21Let's eat.
00:07:23All right, pass the eggs.
00:07:24I'm going to help you get your place, sweetie.
00:07:26Here, let me get some first, Dad.
00:07:28This is our address.
00:07:30Will you be sure to send you an article when it's in the paper?
00:07:32Yeah, as long as the commies at college don't censor it.
00:07:37You're doing the Lord's work.
00:07:40Hope to see you again soon.
00:07:41Thank you so much.
00:07:42Good luck with everything.
00:07:43Yeah.
00:07:43Bye, guys.
00:07:44Bye.
00:07:45Bye.
00:07:46Bye.
00:07:46Bye.
00:07:46Wish you well.
00:07:50Safe travels.
00:07:52Got that.
00:07:53Bye.
00:08:01I just got my permit.
00:08:17God bless, Ruby.
00:08:20I've never been on the internet.
00:08:23You know, Daisy, I think you got it made.
00:08:29But I can't help but be curious.
00:08:33All the people out there living big, exciting lives.
00:08:41I trade spots with you in a heartbeat.
00:08:45Bye.
00:08:46Bye.
00:08:51Bye.
00:08:54Bye.
00:09:12You ought to come back out in the spring and meet Dahlia's baby.
00:09:17I just might.
00:09:19I just might.
00:09:31Oh, shit.
00:09:32Hey, Faza.
00:09:33USA.
00:09:35USA.
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00:11:23Hello, Rue.
00:11:27Where's my car?
00:11:30I had to leave behind.
00:11:31I guess I'll just add it to your tab then.
00:11:35A few years after high school, I was working at a smoke shop.
00:11:39Could I just get a raw cone, please?
00:11:41Yeah, for sure.
00:11:45You keep the change, actually. Thanks.
00:11:48You're good.
00:12:01Lori, hey. How are you?
00:12:03You owe me money.
00:12:04I know, yeah. I was going to pay you back.
00:12:07You were?
00:12:07Yeah.
00:12:08But then, you know, you moved.
00:12:12I don't really have, like, 10 grand right now.
00:12:14You don't owe me 10 grand, silly.
00:12:16I don't?
00:12:17No.
00:12:18You did 46 months ago.
00:12:21And, um, now $10,000 at a 20% monthly interest rate over 46 months means that you actually owe
00:12:30me, uh, $43,887,000.
00:12:37Uh, $43 million.
00:12:41I'll settle for $100,000, but I bet you don't have that either.
00:12:49And that is how I became a drug mule.
00:13:09There you go.
00:13:35Swallow.
00:13:35Um, I don't, I don't really think that's possible.
00:13:41Claro que sí.
00:13:43Disfruta.
00:13:59The most important thing is to make sure each balloon is properly sealed.
00:14:24After a few runs, I decided to bring a friend.
00:14:53The danger of body packing is,
00:14:56if a balloon breaks,
00:14:58you die.
00:15:05What are you there?
00:15:08Maybe more than a kilo.
00:15:11Let's go fishing, brother.
00:15:28Hey, get your ass in the car.
00:15:30Okay?
00:15:31We gotta cross my tree.
00:15:32We gotta cross my tree.
00:15:51No, no, no.
00:15:59Yo, sorry.
00:16:01Don't, man.
00:16:02I can only clench for so long.
00:16:04Yeah, I know, but you gotta keep that shit up there, all right?
00:16:07Breathe through it.
00:16:10Damn.
00:16:11Sorry.
00:16:11Hey, what the fuck did you eat?
00:16:14I'm good, thank you.
00:16:15No gracias.
00:16:22Turn the engine off, please.
00:16:26Passports.
00:16:33What were you ladies doing in Mexico?
00:16:35Uh, I was just showing my girl how the mamacitas do it down here.
00:16:44Ruby Bennett?
00:16:45That's me.
00:16:48Faye Valentine?
00:16:50You have fun?
00:16:52No.
00:16:53Dude.
00:17:01Dude.
00:17:03Dude.
00:17:04Oh.
00:17:05I'm going to bring you up.
00:17:08nine of the shifts in the row one, seven of the am,
00:17:12seven of the row one, seven of the eight miles.
00:17:15.
00:17:40Welcome to America.
00:17:41Thank you, sir.
00:17:52Lori!
00:17:53Harlan!
00:17:54She's about ready to blow.
00:17:55Get this strainer.
00:17:56It's in the dishwasher.
00:17:59My man.
00:18:00Come on, bro.
00:18:03Hang in there.
00:18:04Okay.
00:18:04Hang in there.
00:18:05Okay.
00:18:05I got you.
00:18:06What the fuck are you doing?
00:18:08Just where are you doing?
00:18:08I'm an accident.
00:18:11You better get the bucket.
00:18:17And that, ladies and gentlemen,
00:18:19is how fentanyl is smuggled into the United States.
00:18:32After Fesco's house got raided,
00:18:34Lori left East Highland and went into business with her cousin Harley and his son Wayne.
00:18:41I'm not saying they're inbred.
00:18:44But I have my suspicions.
00:18:47Looks good, mate.
00:18:49Here's the roof.
00:18:50You haven't been killed or caught yet.
00:18:58I've done a dozen runs over the course of two years, and somehow ended up their number one mule.
00:19:03All right.
00:19:04I guess we finally found something good.
00:19:06I guess we finally found something good.
00:19:13You think Wayne liked the spaghetti?
00:19:18I think Wayne likes you.
00:19:23You know, he's trying to get out of the drug business.
00:19:27Yeah, I don't know about that.
00:19:32He's been saving up. That's why he's got a lot of money in his safe.
00:19:39What's safe?
00:19:41The big one in his basement.
00:19:42He wants to get into avocados, and you can make a lot of money with avocados.
00:19:57What else does he have in that safe?
00:19:59I don't know. Important stuff.
00:20:03Where's the key?
00:20:05On his belt.
00:20:07What if there was a way to, like, take off his belt?
00:20:15I think I can figure that out.
00:20:18In between runs, I'd pick up extra cash driving for Uber.
00:20:28I left the old farm down in Texas
00:20:32And bombed all around for a time
00:20:36Then one day I found myself staring
00:20:46The city is crumbling. Crime is out of control.
00:20:51Somebody's got to do something.
00:20:53Yeah, totally.
00:20:54I decided to be a great actor
00:20:57Ooh, up here on the right.
00:20:58Oh, okay.
00:21:01All right.
00:21:03Let's go.
00:21:04You stay out of trouble.
00:21:05Yeah, will do, Batman.
00:21:09I wonder.
00:21:10Hey babe, how are you?
00:21:19Yo, Howard. It's Bennett. Open up.
00:21:29How was Arizona?
00:21:31Um, yeah, I don't know. It was great.
00:21:32Uh, just got to hang out with Gia and she's doing good. She's like top of her class.
00:21:36So was I.
00:21:38I know.
00:21:40Sometimes, Lexi would let me crash on her couch.
00:21:44It always came with a lecture.
00:21:46What are your long-term goals?
00:21:48And since I couldn't be honest about what I've been up to,
00:21:51I'd be fake.
00:21:52Right now, it's kind of just a day at a time.
00:21:55You have to plan for the future because pretty soon Uber drivers are going to be extinct.
00:22:00It's all going to be automated, like AI. They're not going to need people like you.
00:22:05Right.
00:22:11You know, I met these, uh, these Christians on a homestead in Texas.
00:22:16Christians in Texas?
00:22:17It was a drop off, but yeah, the Miller family.
00:22:21I can't stop thinking about them.
00:22:23It was like six kids and they lived on a farm with like a bunch of animals and no technology.
00:22:31No nothing.
00:22:33And I genuinely think that they were the happiest people I've ever met in my life.
00:22:37Because they're in a cult.
00:22:39Oh, well, maybe that's the answer.
00:22:42Christianity?
00:22:43I just feel like if I grew up religious, maybe my life would be better.
00:22:48Well, I'm not going to be friends with a Christian.
00:22:50Why?
00:22:52Because they're judgmental.
00:23:01You know, you really should call Fez.
00:23:05Yeah, I know.
00:23:07I feel guilty, but I just, I haven't, I haven't had any time. I've been really busy.
00:23:12Yeah, well, you're free today.
00:23:14This is rare. Like I work like seven days a week.
00:23:19Yeah, well, he misses you.
00:23:20Did he say that?
00:23:22Multiple times.
00:23:24Well, I don't know. My hours and his hours don't really line up, so it's hard.
00:23:31Well, just like pick up the phone and call him. It's not like he's going anywhere.
00:23:36He's in prison for 30 years.
00:23:40Lexi was working in Hollywood on a nighttime soap.
00:23:47Her boss, Patti Lance, was an industry legend.
00:23:51Writers are the engineers of the human soul.
00:23:55People underestimate the power of entertainment.
00:23:59What you see on television directly impacts the way we see one another.
00:24:06The decisions we make at home, in schools, and more importantly, what we do at the ballot box.
00:24:15Okay?
00:24:16That means it's really important that we get 7-12 together.
00:24:22Lexi felt right at home.
00:24:24She was surrounded by smart, creative people who cared about the world.
00:24:28This election is giving me so much anxiety.
00:24:32Unlike her sister, who was living in some right-wing suburban bubble.
00:24:42How much is that doggy in the window?
00:24:48The one with the waggly tail?
00:24:53She spent her free time trying to become TikTok famous.
00:24:56How much is that doggy in the window?
00:24:59I do hope that doggy is for sale.
00:25:04The one with the waggly tail?
00:25:10The one with the waggly tail?
00:25:21The one with the waggly tail?
00:25:25The one with the waggly tail?
00:25:26The one with the waggly tail?
00:25:27The one with the waggly tail?
00:25:27The one with the waggly tail?
00:25:27The one with the waggly tail?
00:25:28The one with the waggly tail?
00:25:28The one with the waggly tail?
00:25:29The one with the waggly tail?
00:25:32The one with the waggly tail?
00:25:33and you're pretending to be a puppy dog.
00:25:36I'm just creating content.
00:25:39There are dishes in the sink from last night's dinner.
00:25:41There are flies buzzing around.
00:25:43I am so sorry, Mr. Nate.
00:25:45Do not apologize, Juana.
00:25:47You work for the two of us.
00:25:48She is a housekeeper, not a videographer.
00:25:51Well, she's good at both.
00:25:52I pay her to do one.
00:25:54Get to work.
00:25:55Cheers, Mr. Nate.
00:26:01How many times do we have to talk about this?
00:26:05I am in the real world making deals.
00:26:07If an investor comes across a video like this online, I'm a joke.
00:26:11People make money doing this.
00:26:13Think about what you're saying.
00:26:14What you're actually saying.
00:26:16How much is that doggy in the window?
00:26:19Who's the doggy?
00:26:20I'm the doggy.
00:26:21So you're for sale?
00:26:22No.
00:26:23No, but what you're saying is you can buy me.
00:26:26It's just a funny video.
00:26:28Except you're not a doggy.
00:26:29You're a grown woman.
00:26:31So that makes you a what?
00:26:37A prostitute.
00:26:39No, I am not a prostitute.
00:26:41Then stop acting like one.
00:26:43You are blowing this way out of proportion.
00:26:45I am growing my following.
00:26:47This brand might sponsor me.
00:26:48It's called monetization.
00:26:49Mm-hmm.
00:26:56Come.
00:26:59Just...
00:27:00Just sit.
00:27:15You don't need to worry about money.
00:27:17I've got money.
00:27:19Why haven't we remodeled the living room?
00:27:22Or the kitchen or the master en suite?
00:27:24Oh, baby, we will.
00:27:27But right now I'm investing in myself.
00:27:30In the business.
00:27:32Well, it takes money to make money.
00:27:35Then let me chip in.
00:27:36No.
00:27:45You've been a bad, bad dog.
00:27:52Woof, woof.
00:27:56Nate had taken over his dad's business.
00:27:59How about this?
00:28:00Just turn him on and pretend.
00:28:03Pretend to do what?
00:28:05Work.
00:28:06We've got to put on a shower.
00:28:09All right, boss.
00:28:11But what he didn't realize
00:28:12is how fucking hard it is
00:28:14to build in Southern California.
00:28:17Their wedding was around the corner.
00:28:21And Cassie was dreaming big.
00:28:25Fuck.
00:28:27Fuck.
00:28:52How's it going, buddy?
00:28:53Can't wait.
00:28:54Nice to see you.
00:28:55What's going on?
00:28:55Thank you for coming out.
00:28:57I know.
00:28:57It's all happening.
00:28:59I got an A++ team working around the block.
00:29:02Do you know how many baby boomers died today?
00:29:10No.
00:29:10Six thousand.
00:29:12Jesus.
00:29:14Boomer dies every 15 seconds.
00:29:16You fast forward 10 years from now, it's a tidal wave of death.
00:29:19There's only two things certain in this life, and that's death and taxes.
00:29:24Sun Settlers will be the premier end-of-life transitional facility in California.
00:29:29We're going to offer dignity and care when these people need it most.
00:29:33You don't have to sell me.
00:29:35I just need to make sure things are moving smoothly before I invest in the second round.
00:29:39Smoothly?
00:29:40Yeah.
00:29:42Take a look at what we got going on here.
00:29:44These guys have been here since the crack of dawn.
00:29:48Trust me, Kurt.
00:29:49We're going to make a killing.
00:29:50If Fred ever tried to tell me what I could and could not post on social media,
00:29:55I'd castrate him.
00:29:56He just doesn't get the online world.
00:29:59I mean, people make so much money using it.
00:30:01I don't want to have to fight about the prices of floral arrangements or a wedding cake or ice luges.
00:30:06I don't think you can make money that fast.
00:30:08I mean, you can on OnlyFans.
00:30:10Isn't that porn?
00:30:12See, I used to think the same thing, but I started reading, and it's actually the biggest misconception.
00:30:18I mean, the platforms used to sell content, communicate, I'd be the one in charge.
00:30:22Wait, are you really considering this?
00:30:24I mean, I wasn't.
00:30:26Not until Nate started nickel and diming me.
00:30:29So what would you be posting?
00:30:32I don't know.
00:30:32Probably the same stuff that I post on Instagram.
00:30:36So why would people pay for it?
00:30:39To form a deeper connection with me.
00:30:40Like, imagine, all the unhappy men in the world, for just $50, they could get a personalized pick and text
00:30:49from me, saying,
00:30:50Good morning, handsome, thinking about you today.
00:30:55That's it?
00:30:57People just want to feel special.
00:31:04Well, good luck with Nate.
00:31:08Don't underestimate me.
00:31:27Hey, Joey.
00:31:28Hey.
00:31:37Are you seeing anyone?
00:31:39No.
00:31:43You?
00:31:44Nah.
00:31:47You hear about Jules?
00:31:50No.
00:31:52Don't tell her I told you, but Maddie told me she's a sugar baby.
00:31:57A sugar baby?
00:31:59A hooker.
00:32:00But there's a difference, right?
00:32:02Sugar babies don't have to have sex.
00:32:04That's like having a chef who doesn't cook.
00:32:06You ready?
00:32:07Maddie worked in management, representing influencers and a few actors, including Dylan Reed.
00:32:19The heartthrob of L.A. Knight.
00:32:26And action!
00:32:40You're drunk.
00:32:42I just had to build up the courage.
00:32:49Cut.
00:32:50Cut it!
00:32:51Gorgeous.
00:32:54What if he kisses her and then says the line?
00:32:57The kiss is the button.
00:33:01Let's try it.
00:33:04Spinner, kisser, then the line.
00:33:07Okay.
00:33:08And action!
00:33:13You're drunk.
00:33:17I just had to build up the courage.
00:33:23Good note.
00:33:25And cut!
00:33:26That's a cut.
00:33:26Where's my iced tea?
00:33:27That was the day Lexi gained Dylan's respect.
00:33:32Hey, Lisa.
00:33:5390's job appeared more glamorous than it was.
00:33:56Most days, she was stuck behind a desk.
00:34:03It's Spencer's office.
00:34:04This is Maddie speaking.
00:34:06Hi.
00:34:07Yeah, please hold.
00:34:09I have Annie online, too.
00:34:12I'll pay you good.
00:34:15Darling, how are you?
00:34:17How's Guatemala?
00:34:18I was just about to call you.
00:34:26But she had good relationships with the talent.
00:34:29I want to have to stay at this thing.
00:34:30Stop pouting.
00:34:31You're getting paid $50,000 to watch a movie.
00:34:33Do I have to stay for the whole thing?
00:34:34Give me a fucking break.
00:34:38A manager takes 10% of everything.
00:34:45Five grand for the night.
00:34:50Good money.
00:34:52If you're Maddie's boss.
00:34:56Thank you, Ms. Marcia.
00:34:58The first step I get, right?
00:35:00Like, I'm powerless over my addiction.
00:35:02My life's manageable.
00:35:03Fine.
00:35:04Step two.
00:35:05Only a power greater than myself can restore my sanity.
00:35:07Fine.
00:35:08I get it.
00:35:09But step three, I just...
00:35:14That's hard.
00:35:15Why?
00:35:17Because how am I supposed to give my life and will over to the care of God?
00:35:20Easy.
00:35:21You believe in something greater than yourself.
00:35:23That something is God.
00:35:24God is good.
00:35:25That is that.
00:35:26You know, I've never been into the whole believing in God thing, you know?
00:35:30Yeah.
00:35:30But I did meet this family,
00:35:31and they're super religious and just, like, so happy.
00:35:37And it just made me think that maybe I'm the one missing something.
00:35:40Oh, religious people are happier.
00:35:41That's a fact.
00:35:42Okay, so what do I do?
00:35:43Just, like, pick up a Bible and start reading it?
00:35:45That'd be a start.
00:35:46Yeah, but isn't there a bunch of crazy shit in there?
00:35:48Like what?
00:35:50Ali, I like girls.
00:35:51What does that have to do with anything?
00:35:53Well, doesn't it say that, like, gays should be put to death or something?
00:35:56That was, like, 3,000 years ago.
00:35:57What?
00:35:57So 3,000 years ago was fine to, like, put the gays to death?
00:36:00Okay, look.
00:36:01You're talking about the Israelites.
00:36:02They were on the run.
00:36:03That was the main thing, all right?
00:36:04It wasn't time for any type of distractions.
00:36:06But being gay is a distraction.
00:36:07If you're running from the Egyptian army, fuck yeah, it's a distraction.
00:36:09Ain't no time for sex.
00:36:10Yeah, but it specifically calls out gay sex.
00:36:14They didn't want men fucking men, all right?
00:36:17Okay.
00:36:17They didn't say nothing about women.
00:36:20But hold on, it kind of makes sense, though, because the men had to focus back then, all
00:36:24right?
00:36:24The survival of the people was at stake.
00:36:26Okay, so if two men got caught kissing, they just kill.
00:36:29Oh, my God.
00:36:30What are you writing?
00:36:30A romance novel?
00:36:31It says men who lay with men.
00:36:33You're talking about butt sex.
00:36:36Yo.
00:36:37I don't know nothing about butt sex, but I do know that war ain't the time for it.
00:36:40I don't know what butt sex.
00:36:42Stop.
00:36:43Dude.
00:36:44Okay.
00:36:44This is before the invention of soap, germ theory, antibiotic.
00:36:48Yay, okay.
00:36:49You got to have ground rules, Rue.
00:36:52I get it.
00:36:52Okay, what I'm saying is you could spend all day picking apart these books.
00:36:56What about this?
00:36:57What about that?
00:36:58All kinds of mistranslations, you know, just taking everything out of context.
00:37:02You either have faith or you don't have faith.
00:37:04Otherwise, you can argue about this shit forever.
00:37:10Okay, I'm sold.
00:37:11I'm making the decision, God be my witness, that I'm going to read the Bible, okay?
00:37:17And when I do, I'm going to read every word as absolute fact.
00:37:20God damn, you ain't got to be so extreme about it.
00:37:22No, no, no.
00:37:23Ali, you said it yourself.
00:37:24Either you believe or you don't believe, right?
00:37:27So I'm choosing to believe.
00:37:32The miracles have begun.
00:37:34Amen.
00:37:36Hallelujah.
00:37:41All right.
00:37:49The first book of Moses, called Genesis.
00:37:56In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.
00:38:01The earth was about form and void, and darkness was on the face of the deep, and the spirit of
00:38:11God was hovering over the face of the waters.
00:38:15Then God said,
00:38:17Let there be light.
00:38:24And there was light.
00:38:30Hello?
00:38:31You're a retard.
00:38:32Lori needs you.
00:38:34Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow.
00:38:41Hey.
00:38:43Hey.
00:38:46Hey.
00:38:47Let's go.
00:39:22Yo, hey, I'm gonna need you to drop off a package to a real piece of shit.
00:39:28Wait, me?
00:39:29Really?
00:39:30Yeah, you.
00:39:31Are you sure?
00:39:32Mm-hmm.
00:39:33Okay.
00:39:33Yeah, and he's a big virus, so don't fuck it up.
00:39:38I'm making a chicken dinner.
00:39:41You know, for fast.
00:39:43You know, just the two of us.
00:39:44Right.
00:39:45Really sweet.
00:39:46Yeah.
00:39:48Faye, hurry the fuck up!
00:39:59Hello.
00:40:01Good job.
00:40:06Wish me luck.
00:40:08Yeah.
00:40:31Wish me luck.
00:40:32Yeah.
00:40:48Hey, great.
00:40:49Thanks, guys.
00:40:50You ready to do it?
00:40:50Yeah.
00:40:51Yeah.
00:40:53Yeah.
00:40:59Okay.
00:41:00Yeah.
00:41:33What the f**k?
00:41:47Hey man, uh, Alamo?
00:42:05Is there anywhere I could take a leak?
00:42:10Inside, upstairs.
00:42:12Take a right, then a left.
00:42:15Okay.
00:42:17Don't touch anything you're not supposed to.
00:42:20Yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:43:10The probability of drawing four of a kind is 0.17%.
00:43:18I got lucky, man.
00:43:21Is that what you call it?
00:43:30Yo, do you know where the bathroom is?
00:43:33Yes, up the stairs to the right.
00:43:35Actually...
00:43:38Do it?
00:43:39Is he talking?
00:43:39No, let's go.
00:43:40No, let's go.
00:43:58Lucky...
00:44:00Asshole.
00:44:10oh shit sorry actually could you help me
00:44:16of course i can yeah no problem thank you so much yeah
00:44:31i'm still sore from my boob job so it's oh yeah it's a little bit difficult well if it's any
00:44:39consolation i think you look fucking amazing you think so hell yeah all right there you go thank
00:44:48you no problem so how do you know alamo
00:44:56marco! marco! marco! marco! marco! marco!
00:45:19yes
00:45:55Oh, hey, I'll be right back.
00:45:58Missy.
00:46:03She works for Lori.
00:46:17You walk up into my house?
00:46:20Dance with my girls?
00:46:22And you don't even introduce yourself.
00:46:25I'm so sorry.
00:46:30That's mighty disrespectful, little lady.
00:46:33Got that new match, man.
00:46:41This will hit the spot.
00:46:52I was beginning to believe that I met Alamo Brown for a reason.
00:46:57It's my little slice of heaven.
00:46:59Now, will some of these girls...
00:47:03Demons.
00:47:04Ask as I hand select them.
00:47:07Oh, yeah?
00:47:07What business are you in?
00:47:10What is you, girl?
00:47:11FBI?
00:47:12No, I'm just curious.
00:47:15Hmm.
00:47:19I collect the most sought-after resource on God's green earth.
00:47:24More valuable than gold, oil, uranium combined.
00:47:31I'm in the business of pussy.
00:47:35No shit, my men.
00:47:38Hell yeah.
00:47:42See, I done peeped it from a young age now.
00:47:46I seen it.
00:47:48Pussy.
00:47:50That thing between your legs.
00:47:52Got a Mr. Powell.
00:47:54So I figured I'd stand me right by some pussy with my cash register.
00:48:00Ka-ching.
00:48:02Ka-ching.
00:48:05Got motherfucking shit.
00:48:07Yeah.
00:48:09Aw, man.
00:48:10Well, I came to right fucking house, then.
00:48:12That's right.
00:48:13I'm the motherfucking king of pussy.
00:48:16I own and operate five of the dirtiest, most delectable strip clubs in the state of California.
00:48:22I'm fully nude, and I always lewd.
00:48:26Ain't that right, B?
00:48:29Yes.
00:48:30Okay, I'm just gonna, like, lay my cards out on the table here.
00:48:36That's, like, my dream job.
00:48:37Owen.
00:48:38What?
00:48:39You wanna be a hoe.
00:48:41No, man, no, no, no, no.
00:48:42I mean, like, helping out in a club, you know?
00:48:46Like, uh, troubleshooting.
00:48:50Troubleshooting?
00:48:54I mean, a little bit of both.
00:48:56I see you.
00:48:57You a gay one, huh?
00:49:04I bet you run them bitches like a nigga, don't you?
00:49:08What?
00:49:09You see, B?
00:49:10We got a freak-up in here.
00:49:13I'm begging you.
00:49:15Hire me.
00:49:16Come on, man.
00:49:18Please.
00:49:19Don't you worry for that crack of lorry?
00:49:21Yeah, but that's, like, the worst fucking job in the world.
00:49:26Well, little lady, that's the beauty of this country we call America.
00:49:33Anyone can reinvent themselves.
00:49:38That's right, baby.
00:49:39That's right.
00:49:40That's right.
00:49:41That's right.
00:49:43That's right.
00:49:43Yo, daddy.
00:49:44She always liked this?
00:49:46Look away.
00:49:46Okay.
00:49:47Okay.
00:50:26How's the food?
00:50:30Good.
00:50:31Great.
00:50:36Are you happy?
00:50:39Yeah.
00:50:41Good.
00:50:46So, um, can we talk about the wedding?
00:50:52What part?
00:50:55Florals?
00:50:56Jesus Christ.
00:50:59So I have an idea.
00:51:00I'm not spending $50,000 on floral arrangements.
00:51:04Will you just listen?
00:51:05$2,000. I understand.
00:51:07$5,000, fine.
00:51:08But $50,000 on something that's gonna die in a couple of days?
00:51:14That's insane.
00:51:16Well, I might have a solution.
00:51:22Is it less flowers?
00:51:24No.
00:51:25Is it less money?
00:51:28No.
00:51:29And there's no discussion?
00:51:35What if I paid for the flowers?
00:51:41You don't have any money.
00:51:44I can make it.
00:51:48Doing what?
00:51:51So, I've kind of actually been doing some research.
00:51:56And there is a way to make a lot of money really fast.
00:52:04How?
00:52:08OnlyFans.
00:52:16The porn website.
00:52:18See, no, that's a common misconception about the platform.
00:52:21You actually just...
00:52:22You want to do porn?
00:52:25Well, if you would just let me finish.
00:52:27It's really fascinating.
00:52:29You want to sell your body for floral arrangements?
00:52:34I will if I have to.
00:52:41Absolutely not.
00:52:43No.
00:52:46Well, then we have a really big problem.
00:52:51Because I didn't wait my entire life to have a ghetto wedding.
00:52:58So what are you trying to say?
00:53:01That maybe we shouldn't have a wedding if you can't afford a wedding.
00:53:12I'm treading water right now.
00:53:15I can't move forward with Sun Settlers till I get the fucking environmental survey.
00:53:19I got interest rates, the regulations, the planning and zoning commissions trying to fuck me in the ass.
00:53:25And Kurt, oh, Kurt's not sure if now is the right time to invest.
00:53:30Then maybe it's not the right time to get married.
00:53:34Baby.
00:53:36Baby, I'm trying to give you everything that you want.
00:53:38It doesn't feel that way.
00:53:40I just...
00:53:42I just need to get to the starting line.
00:53:45The starting line? What about the finish line?
00:53:47It's in view.
00:53:48It is in view.
00:53:49We are so close.
00:53:50We're so close.
00:53:54This is going to be our moment.
00:53:55My moment is walking down that aisle.
00:53:59Surrounded by my friends.
00:54:02Family.
00:54:04And $50,000 worth of flowers.
00:54:28What kind of pictures are we talking about?
00:54:31Pretty ones.
00:54:51You promised me you're not going to show those and your pretty face at the same time.
00:55:02Tish?
00:55:06Tish!
00:55:15Tish!
00:55:17She slays with fentanyl.
00:55:32she send you sabotage my shit is that what she did she put your ass up to this i swear
00:55:39to god i
00:55:39just i gave you what they gave me i didn't pack it i didn't open it i i had no
00:55:43idea
00:55:46i mean if i did why the fuck would i say here
00:55:49you tell me it's gonna sound fucking stupid now but i i just when we were talking
00:55:58i thought that um i don't know maybe god brought us together
00:56:06yeah yeah i mean i don't want to be working for lori she's got me swallowing balloons the size of
00:56:12golf balls and like packing my intestines and going across the border it's fucking hell on earth
00:56:17it's over some shit i did in high school did she just say fucking high school nigga she talking
00:56:23about high school lori fronted me a suitcase in high school and then like my mom found it
00:56:28and she flushed it down the toilet i mean i'm not like blaming my mom obviously because i should
00:56:32have hit it better but the point is lori came back and she said that i owed her a hundred
00:56:36thousand
00:56:37dollars and i have been paying for that single fucking mistake ever since
00:56:44so you know when you started talking about how in america you can reinvent yourself
00:56:49i thought i don't know maybe this is god
00:56:54maybe this is the hand of god at work you know giving me something to look forward to or like
00:57:01some kind of hope that
00:57:05one day
00:57:07i i could
00:57:10you know i could also have my own little size of heaven
00:57:17so you believe in god
00:57:22yes sir
00:57:28well let's see if he believes in you
00:57:58well let's see if he believes in you
00:58:20if i were you i'd stay real still
00:58:30no
00:58:31no
00:58:47Oh, my God.
00:59:14Oh, my God!
00:59:35Stride Twigger.
01:00:04There's no such thing as Dr. Seuss, Disneyland, Mother Goose, ain't no nursery rhyme. God, they make the little green
01:00:15apples, and it don't rain in Indianapolis in the summertime.
01:00:24And when myself is feeling low, I look across a face of glow to ease my mind.
01:00:58Oh, sometimes I'll call her up at home, knowing she's busy, and ask if she could get away, meet me
01:01:15and grab a bite to eat.
01:01:21And she drops what she's doing, and hurries down to meet me, and I'm always late.
01:01:32But she sits waiting patiently, smiles when she first sees me, cause she's made that way.
01:01:42And if that's not loving me.
01:01:50I own my brain.
01:01:53I own my brain.
01:02:00Yes, as for you, I feel connected with these creatures.
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