00:00Why does it take you so long to get ready of a goddamn cotton-picking morn?
00:03Well, this morning, the reason it took so long is because I was waiting for this and it came this
00:08morning.
00:08I've been waiting for it for six weeks.
00:09What is it?
00:10Check it out. It's a new hairdryer.
00:12It's the new Jean-Claude Jacqueti hairdryer.
00:15Do you know Jean-Claude Jacqueti, the French designer?
00:18Yeah, a few people know him. He's genius. Have you seen the advert?
00:22It's amazing. You must have. It goes like this.
00:25Jean-Claude Jacqueti with his jacket on.
00:27Jean-Claude Jacqueti with his jacket off.
00:29Jean-Claude Jacqueti with his jacket on.
00:32Jean-Claude Jacqueti with his jacket off.
00:34Jacket on. Jacket on. Jacket on. Jacket on.
00:37Oh! Stylish!
00:39Oh! Walk-a-man!
00:41Running round Paris with a tie and have a sack.
00:45Looking to the future with a telescope.
00:48Drawing on the path with an eagle claw, eagle claw.
00:51Why?
00:51Eagle claw, eagle claw. Boing, boing.
00:54Take the fashion coin. Slough it in the pocket of your bum bag.
00:57Take it to Milan. Take it to Japan.
00:58Take it to the man with the fashion plan.
01:00Jacket on.
01:14Never heard of him
01:17Well you will have soon
01:18Because not only does it fold away
01:21But it's the most powerful hair dryer in Europe
01:23Check it out
01:29Come on, that's worth the ticket price a lot
01:40Jackety
01:41That is a powerful hair dryer
01:43Watch out
01:48Whoop
01:53That's the third time this way I've nearly killed that innocent girl
01:58Well, ironically, she's the killer
02:02What, Bunches?
02:03Ah, it's Bunches McGinty
02:06Bunches McGinty?
02:07Renowned killer
02:08How does she kill people?
02:10With the chuppa-chop lollies
02:13Straight in the eye
02:16Really?
02:25Yes, indeed
02:26I thought he was the killer
02:27He had a target on his chest and everything
02:30He was just a mod
02:39I've killed one of my own
02:41There's no way I can go on
02:43Don't do it, Vince
02:45Don't blow dry your own brains out
02:47We're going to have to put a call into well
02:50I don't know.
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