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Full Episode of Hating and Loving My Adopted Brother
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00:00:12I'm sorry for your loss Abigail. As per your adopted father's wishes, I placed you in the
00:00:17honors courses. Congratulations. Thank you Mr. Peters. I hope you'll feel right at home here
00:00:24in Clearwater High. Mom, Dad, you guys can rest easy now. Uncle Ben's been really good to me
00:00:31and tomorrow's the first day of my brand new life. Stop! Fred! I'm pregnant with your baby,
00:00:40you can't keep ignoring me!
00:00:57What are you ignoring me now? Last warning, you do that again, next time I run you over.
00:01:03Was that night we shared together not special to you? Chris, I want to be more than just another
00:01:07one of your booty calls. I want to be your girlfriend. Oh my god, did she seriously just
00:01:12say that? Not gonna lie though, Chris is insanely hot. I totally settle for a one night stand.
00:01:18Typical spoiled jock. We both know nothing happened. You spiked my drink. I blacked out.
00:01:26I was drugged out of my fucking mind and I still didn't let finger on it. Chris, please give
00:01:31me a chance. Give our baby a chance, please! Chris, what are you doing? You could have hurt the baby!
00:01:42One more lie and it's over for you and that so-called baby of yours.
00:01:45Hey, asshole! What's your deal? You can't just go around pushing pregnant girls like that.
00:01:52Apologize!
00:01:56Hey, I said apologize. Who is that girl? Did you not hear me? Tell her you're sorry!
00:02:06Oh my god, she's so cooked. That locket is like super important to Chris.
00:02:12Okay, now you're really asking for it.
00:02:28He's kind of hot.
00:02:32No, Abigail, wake up.
00:02:35I'm sorry I broke your locket, okay? It was an accident. But it's nothing compared to
00:02:40what you did. Just walking around, shoving girls you knock up.
00:02:44Sometimes, the truth isn't always what it sounds like. I don't need an apology. Just get out of my sight.
00:03:09You proud of me, Mom? I held back from going off on that girl today, just like you would have
00:03:14wanted.
00:03:16Hey, Chris. Remember how you always wanted a sibling? And guess what? I just found you a sister.
00:03:23Wait, what? A sister? Where? Where is she?
00:03:26Well, she should be here any second now. Why don't you come downstairs when you're ready?
00:03:33What the hell? Who would Dad even have a kid with? Wait, wait, wait. Now, how old is this sister?
00:03:39I'm not gonna have to help him raise a baby now, am I?
00:03:42Wait, Dad, is she like my real sister?
00:03:44Yes. All right. Wait a second. Did he just ask if she was going to be a cool sister?
00:03:54Of course she is. She's my best friend's daughter.
00:03:59Abigail, please, come in. Come in.
00:04:04Let me take this for you.
00:04:09Abigail, your dad was like my best friend in the world.
00:04:13I just want you to think of this house as your home.
00:04:16I know it's been rough, and clearly I'm not gonna, you know, replace him,
00:04:20but hopefully I can be a good father to you, too.
00:04:25Thank you, Uncle Ben.
00:04:26And feel free to call me Dad.
00:04:28I mean, if you...
00:04:30Why don't I introduce you to your brother?
00:04:32He's gonna love you, I am sure of it.
00:04:34Chris, come down. Your sister's here.
00:04:42It's you.
00:04:43It's you?
00:04:52You two know each other already? That's perfect.
00:04:55I hate to do this, but I actually have to leave town on a business trip,
00:04:58so this punk here is gonna watch after you while I'm gone.
00:05:02You two play nice.
00:05:03Chris, do not get her mixed up in any of your silly shenanigans.
00:05:11I'm Abigail.
00:05:14How old are you?
00:05:16Seventeen.
00:05:17We're the same age?
00:05:18Does that mean Dad cheated on Mom?
00:05:21Why the hell are you here?
00:05:22I just transferred to Clearwater High.
00:05:24That's why you saw me earlier.
00:05:26Oh, and Dad told me if you ever need help with homework or...
00:05:28You just had to transfer to my school, huh?
00:05:31What, are you gonna use that as an excuse to force your way into my house
00:05:34and just make my life miserable? What else did Dad say?
00:05:38He said that since we're brother and sister,
00:05:40we should probably try to get along.
00:05:45Does he really have to be this close?
00:05:48Yeah, I'm an only child.
00:05:49I don't have a sister.
00:05:52Fine, then.
00:05:55You know what?
00:05:56I actually don't want a brother like you anyway,
00:05:58because you're a deadbeat who knocks up girls then runs away.
00:06:02Watch your fucking mouth.
00:06:03You watch your mouth or I'll hit you.
00:06:15Whatever, this is probably for the best.
00:06:17At least I won't have to waste energy trying to get along with him.
00:06:29Why am I so afraid of him?
00:06:32I feel like I forgot something.
00:06:37My braw!
00:06:38My braw!
00:06:53Ah!
00:06:54What?
00:06:54I clearly remember putting it right here.
00:07:01Hey, sis!
00:07:03What, you looking for this?
00:07:08I...
00:07:08A fruity bra, huh?
00:07:10You know, I didn't expect my dear sister to be so... childish.
00:07:15Give it back.
00:07:16Oh.
00:07:18You want it back?
00:07:19You're gonna have to agree to my three rules.
00:07:21I mean, if you're gonna live in my house, it's gonna be on my terms.
00:07:25What are the rules?
00:07:26Rule number one.
00:07:27In public, we're complete strangers.
00:07:30I can't have anyone know when we live under the same roof.
00:07:32No way.
00:07:33Okay, easy peasy.
00:07:34Rule number two.
00:07:35You stay at least three feet away from me at all times.
00:07:40Okay.
00:07:41And the third?
00:07:43How about this?
00:07:44You owe me one.
00:07:46Owe you one?
00:07:48Yeah.
00:07:56What, is that gonna be a problem?
00:07:58I didn't say that.
00:08:10I'm sorry, but...
00:08:11What is that I feel on my thighs?
00:08:13It feels so hard.
00:08:15Okay.
00:08:15Okay.
00:08:17Don't move.
00:08:20Oh my God!
00:08:24I just moved in and my new brother already hates me.
00:08:27Living here is gonna be a nightmare.
00:08:32Chris, help!
00:08:33How, so you're afraid of dogs, huh?
00:08:35Since when did you guys have a dog?
00:08:36Her name is Bella.
00:08:37She's a beloved member of this household, thank you very much.
00:08:40If you want to live here, you're gonna have to get along with her.
00:08:45Can you just tell him to stay back?
00:08:48Why should I?
00:08:49Yeah, she's more family to me than you are.
00:08:51You know what?
00:08:51If you're afraid of her, then you should stay away.
00:08:54Ain't that right, Bella?
00:08:57Oh, it's time for school.
00:08:58You know, I'd give you a ride, but the whole first rule and all...
00:09:02Whatever, I don't want a ride from you anyway.
00:09:05God, again with the attitude.
00:09:07Um, also one more thing.
00:09:09There's really no bus stops on the street and Ubers take forever to get here, so...
00:09:12Who knows?
00:09:13You may have to hitchhike.
00:09:15What?
00:09:15Yeah.
00:09:16Ciao.
00:09:18Uh...
00:09:19Go over there!
00:09:21Shoot!
00:09:35Chris, you asshole!
00:09:44Wait, isn't that the girl from yesterday?
00:09:46Why did she just come out of Chris's house?
00:09:54And that is how you do it.
00:10:01Chris, you are such a dick!
00:10:07You must be Abigail, the new transfer student, late on your first day.
00:10:11You're quite different from how Mr. Peters described you.
00:10:25Oh my god, it's you!
00:10:29Thanks for standing up for me yesterday.
00:10:32Ugh, I'm so sorry.
00:10:33What's your name again?
00:10:34Oh, my name is Abigail.
00:10:36I'm Kylie.
00:10:37Can I throw a welcome party for you?
00:10:40What?
00:10:40No, I don't even know anybody.
00:10:42That's the whole point of a party.
00:10:44Ugh, please, pretty please, give me a chance to thank you.
00:10:48I want to be your friend.
00:10:50Okay, then, I guess.
00:10:54You'd better dress up, girl.
00:10:56Give me glam, elegant, something truly stunning.
00:10:59I want everyone to know my new BFF is a total baddie.
00:11:09Don't go to that party.
00:11:11What, are you afraid that me and your ex are going to get back at you?
00:11:13Wow!
00:11:14Fine.
00:11:15My bad for trying to be nice.
00:11:18Don't blame me when you regret it.
00:11:30What the hell am I going to wear to this party?
00:11:37A fruity bra.
00:11:39Oh, I didn't expect my dear sister to be so childish.
00:11:45Nope.
00:11:45I need a serious glow up.
00:11:47No more of this childish shit.
00:12:02Okay, that's a good boy.
00:12:05No, these are not toys.
00:12:08These are not toys, these are not toys.
00:12:24Oh no.
00:12:25A fruity bra to Lacey Thomas.
00:12:27I gotta say, it's quite the leap.
00:12:33Sorry about that.
00:12:33Can you just, um, give it back to me, please?
00:12:35Nope.
00:12:36Not until you tell me what you bought all this stuff for.
00:12:39And more importantly, why it's all so sexy.
00:12:44Oh my god, don't tell me you actually took my childish comment to heart, did you?
00:12:48No.
00:12:49It has nothing to do with you.
00:12:50I was just shopping for Kylie's party and I just bought some underwear, too, while I was at it.
00:12:54That's all.
00:12:55I told you not to go to that party.
00:12:58You need to stay away from Kylie.
00:12:59Back off.
00:13:00I can be friends with whoever I want.
00:13:03Yeah.
00:13:14Whoa, it feels super weird saying this, but my sister's actually kind of cute.
00:13:21My sister's actually kind of cute.
00:13:27I'm gonna hang out with my new friends.
00:13:29I can't wait to hear all the dirt your ex has on you.
00:13:33Hey, look.
00:13:35I don't know how many times I have to tell you, Kylie is not...
00:13:46This should be glam enough, right?
00:13:54Last time I'm gonna tell you, do not go to that party.
00:13:57Seriously, what is your problem?
00:13:59Am I not allowed to have my own life now?
00:14:01Kylie is not as nice as you think.
00:14:03I mean, the girl is literally nothing but trouble.
00:14:05Don't talk shit about my friend.
00:14:07Besides, she's better than you.
00:14:08You always bring me trouble, you stupid selfish dick.
00:14:15Listen, I'm only warning you because Dad told me to look out for you.
00:14:22Hold on.
00:14:25Are you wearing perfume?
00:14:30Did you forget rule number two, big brother?
00:14:32Three feet apart at all times.
00:14:38Come on, Kris.
00:14:39Get a hold of yourself.
00:14:41She's your sister.
00:14:49Hey, Kylie, I'm here.
00:14:57Hey, Abigail.
00:14:59What brings you here?
00:15:01Ew, that dress screams clearance bridesmaid.
00:15:06But you told me you were throwing me a welcome party today.
00:15:10Who the fuck do you think you are?
00:15:13Aw, you must have misunderstood me.
00:15:16But still, I'm glad you came.
00:15:18Is this for me?
00:15:19Let's have a look.
00:15:25Juice?
00:15:26What is this, kindergarten?
00:15:28If you're gonna show up uninvited, at least bring some real booze.
00:15:34It seems I'm not wanted here, so I'll just see myself out.
00:15:37No, don't go.
00:15:39You haven't tried your juice yet.
00:15:55I don't understand.
00:15:56I thought you wanted to be my friend.
00:15:58Why would you do this to me?
00:15:59Friends?
00:16:00With you?
00:16:01My dad's the wealthiest guy in town, and you think you can be my friend.
00:16:06Oh, I get it now.
00:16:08You transferred to Clearwater High because you wanted to mooch off the rich kids.
00:16:13Hey, guys.
00:16:14Check out my new friend, Abbe Fail.
00:16:17She sucks just as much as her stupid name.
00:16:20Aw, say cheese.
00:16:22Dance, Abbe Fail.
00:16:23Kylie, stop.
00:16:25Aw, looks like you're about to cry.
00:16:27Hold a pose, Abbe Fail.
00:16:28No.
00:16:51Get off me.
00:16:53Leave me alone.
00:16:55Well, bestie, how does this $3,000 bottle of Louis taste?
00:17:08Chris was right.
00:17:09You're the worst.
00:17:10I can't believe I ever wanted to be her friend.
00:17:13Let me guess, the whole pregnancy thing was a lie, too.
00:17:18Finally showing your true colors, huh?
00:17:20Let's be real.
00:17:21You only stood up for me yesterday because you wanted to look good in front of Chris.
00:17:24Hmm?
00:17:24That's how you got into his bed last night, right?
00:17:27Ah!
00:17:28You slut!
00:17:29You're actually delusional.
00:17:31And you're just some whore who's trying to sleep her way to the top.
00:17:34Because I'll just have to put you in your place.
00:17:36Hmm?
00:17:36Everyone enjoying the show?
00:17:38How about we take this party over to the pool?
00:17:45Let go of me!
00:17:50If this doesn't feel right, I gotta go find her.
00:17:53Come on, pick up, pick up.
00:17:56Hey man, what's Kylie's address?
00:17:59Let go of me!
00:18:03Please let go, I didn't do anything to any of you!
00:18:06Why are you just going along with her?
00:18:07Enough bitching!
00:18:09Come on guys, she's drunk off that Louis, so let's help sober her up in the pool.
00:18:15No, don't.
00:18:16No, no, no, no!
00:18:18Ah!
00:18:23Ah!
00:18:25Ah!
00:18:26Ah!
00:18:27Ah!
00:18:28Ah!
00:18:29Ah!
00:18:29Ah!
00:18:29Ah!
00:18:29Ah!
00:18:29Ah!
00:18:30It's too heavy of a sinking!
00:18:33Look at you laying like a drowning dog.
00:18:38Ah!
00:18:39Ah!
00:18:42Ah!
00:18:43Ah!
00:18:44Help me!
00:18:45Somebody help me!
00:18:46Huh!
00:18:47Ah!
00:18:48Ah!
00:18:48Krali what?
00:18:49This is my house.
00:18:51No one's coming to save you.
00:18:56Oh my god, look at her. This is so gonna blow up on TikTok.
00:19:02Abigail!
00:19:33I'm sorry I'm late. Are you all right?
00:19:41Chris, we were just having a little fun with her.
00:19:43Fun, huh?
00:19:50How about now? You still having fun?
00:19:52Oh, what the fuck?
00:20:00Phone's in the pool, now!
00:20:06She's mine. You mess with her, you mess with me.
00:20:11Come on, let's go. Let's go.
00:20:30Shit, she's burning up.
00:20:33Your dress is soaked. We gotta get this thing off.
00:20:35Hey. Hey, Abigail. Wake up.
00:20:41I feel good.
00:20:43She's so drunk.
00:20:45Listen, you're running a fever.
00:20:47All right, I'm gonna get you in some nice, warm, comfy clothes.
00:20:49Okay?
00:20:57Chris?
00:20:59Yeah?
00:21:00Did you say something yet?
00:21:12Abigail?
00:21:13Uncle Pat. I mean, Dad.
00:21:16Crap, if Dad catches us like this, we're screwed.
00:21:19Hey, Abigail, are you asleep?
00:21:22I wanted to give you a gift I brought home with me.
00:21:28Abigail, are you all right?
00:21:29Is something wrong?
00:21:36Abigail!
00:21:54Stay calm. She's your sister.
00:21:57You don't feel anything.
00:21:59Chris, are you hot, too?
00:22:01Oh, my God. She's so drunk.
00:22:04And hot.
00:22:09Don't.
00:22:10It's really hot in here. Let me help you cool down.
00:22:15Oh, oh.
00:22:24Shh. Don't.
00:22:44I guess she's downstairs.
00:22:54Chris, why'd you just touch my lips?
00:22:58And...
00:22:58Are you hard?
00:23:01What is wrong with me?
00:23:03Why do I want my sister?
00:23:06Chris, are you mad at me?
00:23:07Look, you're right. Kylie's the worst.
00:23:09I shouldn't have gone.
00:23:11Thank God you were there to save me.
00:23:14It was kind of sweet.
00:23:15Stop this. You can't want this.
00:23:18You can't.
00:23:19She's your sister.
00:23:22She's your sister.
00:23:25She's your sister.
00:23:45God, what am I doing?
00:23:47Kissing my sister?
00:23:48Have I lost my damn mind?
00:24:16Oh, I'll have you here.
00:24:31Oh, Chris.
00:24:33Oh, Chris.
00:24:35Oh, Chris.
00:24:37Yes.
00:24:39Yes.
00:24:46Oh, my God.
00:24:48How could I have a wet dream about Chris?
00:24:50Oh, my God.
00:25:12Careful.
00:25:28Oh, shit.
00:25:30Why do I actually want that to happen?
00:25:41Hey, get back here.
00:25:43Abigail hasn't had her breakfast yet.
00:25:44Wait up for her and drive her to school.
00:25:51Eat up, kiddo.
00:25:52There's plenty to go around.
00:26:05I know that you found somewhere better to lay your head at night.
00:26:10You better love you, right?
00:26:13Ask her by me.
00:26:14There's no much to tell her.
00:26:16What's your tell her?
00:26:24You're so hot.
00:26:28What?
00:26:30Wouldn't you just call me?
00:26:34Wouldn't you just call me?
00:26:36Did you just say Abigail was hot?
00:26:40Fuck, stay cool.
00:26:41Stay cool.
00:26:42Don't let Dad find out.
00:26:43Ah, no.
00:26:45I meant Bella, which must be hot sitting under the table.
00:26:49Um, hey, we're going to be late.
00:26:52We got to go.
00:26:53Hey, wait for your sister.
00:27:03Remember rule number one?
00:27:05Yep.
00:27:06Total strangers.
00:27:07Got it.
00:27:08Good.
00:27:20What the fuck?
00:27:27Did Abigail just come out of Chris's car?
00:27:30What the fuck?
00:27:31He's never driven any girl to school, like, ever.
00:27:34Are she and Chris actually dating?
00:27:36As if.
00:27:37She's probably just another dumb bitch trying to cling to him.
00:27:39God, he always attracts the most desperate, trashy sluts.
00:27:43Ah!
00:27:44Ah!
00:27:44Ah!
00:28:08Bro, what's going on with you and the new girl?
00:28:10Everyone's saying you gave her a ride this morning to school?
00:28:12Dude, nothing's going on between us, all right?
00:28:15Absolutely nothing at all.
00:28:19All right, ladies, in the pool first.
00:28:21Boys, warm up.
00:28:44Hey!
00:28:45Stop!
00:28:46Seriously!
00:28:47Oops!
00:28:48Sorry!
00:28:48It's just so crowded in here, you know?
00:28:50Totally an accident.
00:29:06Oh shit, my top is gone.
00:29:13Damn it, where did it go?
00:29:16Okay, ladies, that's time.
00:29:18Boys, you're up.
00:29:23Oh no!
00:29:24I think we're missing someone.
00:29:26Pretty sure it's Abigail.
00:29:32Oh my god, what is that?
00:29:34Is it someone's swimsuit?
00:29:41Abigail, is this yours?
00:29:43No freaking way.
00:29:44Does that mean she's basically naked?
00:29:46Don't worry, girly.
00:29:47We'll record this iconic moment for you.
00:29:50She's probably trying to get all the guys turned on.
00:29:52What a fucking slut.
00:29:54Can you please give it back?
00:29:56Uh-oh.
00:29:56Abigail, you're too far away.
00:29:58I can't throw it all the way over there.
00:30:00I'll just ask some of the guys to bring it to you.
00:30:03Hey, boy!
00:30:05Abigail's bikini top fell off, and she needs a hand putting it back on.
00:30:09Any volunteers?
00:30:13Just throw it to me, please!
00:30:15What?
00:30:16You're gonna swim over here?
00:30:18Wow, Abigail, that's pretty bold.
00:30:21All the guys are gonna see your tits.
00:30:22We all know that's exactly what she wants.
00:30:24Let's help her out, then.
00:30:25Schoolgirl skinny dips during class.
00:30:28That's so going viral!
00:30:34Holy shit!
00:30:36What are these?
00:30:37Double Ds?
00:30:38Oh, I think I just saw one of her nips!
00:30:41What should I do?
00:30:45Oh, yeah.
00:30:46I'm gonna give it to her.
00:30:48They won't see me if I'm underwater.
00:30:56God, she's so pathetic!
00:30:58Oh, Abigail, ready or not, here I come!
00:31:04Stay away from her, you son of a bitch!
00:31:14What?
00:31:15Oh, my God!
00:31:19You son of a bitch!
00:31:20Oh, my God!
00:31:21Oh, my God!
00:31:22Oh, my God!
00:31:25Oh, my God!
00:31:32Oh, my God!
00:31:56Everyone, turn around now!
00:32:05You're safe, man.
00:32:11Again?
00:32:12Wait, Chris.
00:32:13Don't get me wrong.
00:32:14I really didn't know it was hers.
00:32:15I just wanted to help.
00:32:18You and you.
00:32:19You touch her again, I'll make sure you regret it.
00:32:42I think there's something wrong with me.
00:32:45No one's ever made me feel like this before, but she's my sister.
00:32:50God, I'm such a sick freak.
00:32:54He saved me.
00:32:56Again.
00:32:57No one's ever cared about me like that.
00:32:59Does Chris like me?
00:33:01Even just a little?
00:33:04I need to see him.
00:33:05I need to think him properly.
00:33:11Hey, Asuka, what's up, dude?
00:33:13I wanted to ask, are you and Abigail, like, a thing?
00:33:19Great.
00:33:19Now everyone's catching on.
00:33:21Look, bro, I know you, and you don't get involved in other people's shit like this.
00:33:25Not ever.
00:33:28Abigail's my sister, dude.
00:33:30You happy now?
00:33:31For real?
00:33:32Nice!
00:33:33I was worried you had a crush on her or something.
00:33:36Abigail's totally my type, man.
00:33:37She's super cute.
00:33:39She has an insane body.
00:33:41She's not fake like those other girls.
00:33:43Bro, you're trippin'.
00:33:45Abigail, she's got a shitty personality and her body's mid as fuck.
00:33:48She's got a flat chest, flat ass, scrawny chicken legs.
00:33:52Dude, you can do better than her.
00:33:56Abigail, what were you thinking?
00:33:58He only helped you because you're like a sister to him.
00:34:04I was holding back, but now that I know she's just your sister, I'm totally gonna go for her, man.
00:34:10Well, good luck with that, man.
00:34:12Alright, see you later.
00:34:13See ya.
00:34:28Dude, what the hell are you doing here?
00:34:29I'm here to see Abigail.
00:34:31No, no, no, no.
00:34:32Dude, you can't just show up to someone's house uninvited.
00:34:35Get out.
00:34:39Get out!
00:34:42Get out, dude!
00:34:44Hey!
00:34:51What are you guys doing?
00:34:58Uh, Abigail, you want to go to the movies? Just me and you?
00:35:08No, Abigail, don't go.
00:35:17Bro, you're trippin'. Abigail, she's got a shitty personality and her body's mid as fuck.
00:35:23Oh, Chris Lawrence. Just watch. I'm way more charming than you think.
00:35:28Sounds fun. I'm down.
00:35:30Just...
00:35:33Just give me some time to get ready.
00:35:35Take all the time you need.
00:35:46Abigail.
00:35:47What are you doing in here? I have to change. Get out.
00:35:49You can't go on a date with Oscar.
00:35:52Why not?
00:35:59Because...
00:36:01Because Oscar is too good for you.
00:36:03Are you serious?
00:36:05You are unreal.
00:36:06You came in here just to tell me that I'm not good enough for your friend.
00:36:09Get out!
00:36:10I may not have the perfect body, but don't think, not even for a second, that I'm not good enough.
00:36:14Because I am. I know I am.
00:36:16Get out!
00:36:17Wait, that's not, that's not what I meant.
00:36:18I said get out!
00:36:24Dammit, why did I say that?
00:36:26God, if I don't tell someone my feelings soon, I swear I'm gonna explode.
00:36:30But how the fuck am I supposed to say that I like my baby sister?
00:36:34Shit.
00:36:35I should apologize to her.
00:37:07Okay, where the hell do you think you're going in that shirt? I mean, your tits are literally about to
00:37:12pop out.
00:37:12Okay, get out of my way and stay out of my business.
00:37:15Abigail, look, I'm just trying to look out for you as your older brother.
00:37:19Hey, Oscar is an actual jerk. He's just gonna end up hurting you.
00:37:23You always see the worst in people, Chris.
00:37:26Like with me. I'm just somebody with a shitty personality, mid-body, flat ass, flat chest, and what was it?
00:37:35Oh yeah, scrawny chicken legs.
00:37:37Oh, and take a good fucking look at these.
00:37:40Because it's the last time you'll see it, asshole.
00:37:42Oof!
00:37:44Mmm!
00:37:46Fuck!
00:37:54I don't know.
00:38:18I don't know.
00:38:52I don't mind him.
00:38:54I have some more popcorn.
00:38:55I don't know.
00:39:16I don't know.
00:39:32I don't know.
00:39:38I don't know.
00:39:38I don't know.
00:39:50I don't know.
00:39:59I don't know.
00:40:09I don't know.
00:40:11I don't know.
00:40:39I don't know.
00:40:40I don't know.
00:40:40I don't know.
00:41:01I don't know.
00:41:15I don't know.
00:41:18I don't know.
00:41:19I don't know.
00:41:38I don't know.
00:41:38I don't know.
00:41:39I don't know.
00:41:39I don't know.
00:41:48I don't know.
00:42:11I don't know.
00:42:13I don't know.
00:42:13I don't know.
00:42:14I knew it.
00:42:14I'm not a freak.
00:42:19Well, I don't know about that.
00:42:21Then the story starts to wrap up.
00:42:23Hero comes home a changed person.
00:42:25So who can answer?
00:42:27What are the three different parts in a play?
00:42:30When he's not talking, he's really not that bad.
00:42:40Is she that obsessed with Oscar?
00:42:43God, as soon as I find out, she's actually not my sister.
00:42:45She falls head over heels for my best bro.
00:42:47Fucking perfect.
00:42:49Abigail, do you know the answer?
00:42:54Abigail, answer the question.
00:42:57I, um, I, I, I, I choose B.
00:43:10My question was what are the different parts in a three-act play?
00:43:15Abigail, I expect you to pay more attention moving forward.
00:43:18Yes, Miss Bella.
00:43:24Still an asshole.
00:43:29What does Abigail have that I don't?
00:43:39Chris, just wait till we get home.
00:43:40I'm telling Dad you're a big fat bully.
00:43:44Oh my God.
00:43:45Evie Everett is back.
00:43:47Isn't she Chris's girlfriend?
00:43:49Chris's girlfriend?
00:43:51Oh, the one in the photo.
00:43:53The one in the locket that he never takes off.
00:43:55Yeah, they're childhood sweethearts.
00:43:57Back then, Chris would follow Evie to her ballet class and back every day.
00:44:01He stuck to her like glue.
00:44:03Then two years ago, Evie got into the Royal Ballet.
00:44:06She's the youngest principal dancer ever.
00:44:08Isn't she awesome?
00:44:11She sounds incredible.
00:44:34Evie's back.
00:44:35Our Queen Bee's back.
00:44:48Oh my God.
00:44:50They're so cute.
00:44:52Aren't they just perfect together?
00:44:54So she's Chris's girlfriend.
00:44:56Oh, she's flawless.
00:44:58I've never seen anyone so gorgeous, so graceful.
00:45:03See?
00:45:03That's Evie.
00:45:04The only girl Chris has eyes for.
00:45:06She's everything that you're not.
00:45:09Hey guys!
00:45:10Look what we have here.
00:45:14It's a sweet little love letter.
00:45:19Your teasing drives me mad.
00:45:21You pick on me till I'm sad.
00:45:23But I still want you so bad.
00:45:28You're stubborn, you're annoying, but your smile's my undoing.
00:45:32I think I really like you.
00:45:36You kept me up last night, thinking about that kiss.
00:45:39I'd give you my first time and let you show me, please!
00:45:43Harley, stop it!
00:45:44Give it back!
00:45:45Harley, give it back to me!
00:45:46Oh my gosh!
00:45:47Abigail, your kindergarten love poems are so cute!
00:45:49No wonder you're still a virgin.
00:45:51Go on.
00:45:52Tell us.
00:45:53Who exactly are you going to eat Lucy to?
00:45:59Give it back to me!
00:46:04Harley, cut it out.
00:46:07Wow, Abigail.
00:46:09Didn't know you had it in you.
00:46:10Miss Goody Two Shoes over here has been two-timing Oscar and Chris.
00:46:15No, no, it's not what you think.
00:46:17Don't be shy, girl.
00:46:18Share with the class.
00:46:22Who is that letter for?
00:46:24Oscar?
00:46:24Or Chris?
00:46:29Is Abigail's love letter?
00:46:31For me?
00:46:34The letter is...
00:46:35Speak up!
00:46:36Oh my god, was I right?
00:46:39You've liked Chris all along, haven't you?
00:46:41Tell everyone.
00:46:43Tell Oscar.
00:46:44Who's Chris to you?
00:46:51I'm the one who...
00:46:52Chris is my brother!
00:47:02Chris is my brother.
00:47:05And this letter is for Oscar.
00:47:10Really?
00:47:11Because I've already cut it bad for you, Abigail.
00:47:19Fuck!
00:47:20I'm supposed to be saying that.
00:47:27I'm no competition to someone as pretty and cool as Evie.
00:47:31Plus, Chris only thinks of me as his baby sister.
00:47:39I want to go home.
00:47:40I want to go home.
00:47:41It's okay.
00:47:42I'll get you home.
00:47:45Abigail, your first love died before it even had a chance.
00:47:55Hey, Abigail.
00:47:57You said you wrote that love letter for me.
00:48:00Is it true?
00:48:02I...
00:48:02Abigail, you don't have to be shy.
00:48:04I'll say it again.
00:48:06I like you.
00:48:09I just need you to say it.
00:48:12Do you like me too?
00:48:16I...
00:48:17I...
00:48:25My brother, he doesn't have an umbrella, so I should probably go home.
00:48:30It's raining cats and dogs out here.
00:48:32Get home safe, okay?
00:48:43Are you crazy?
00:48:45It's storming out here.
00:48:46Why are you just standing under the pouring rain?
00:48:48The rain didn't stop you from floating with Oscar.
00:48:51He was just walking me home, okay?
00:48:52That's all.
00:48:53That's all?
00:48:55I mean, she's just walking.
00:49:08What?
00:49:13It's cold.
00:49:16It's cold.
00:49:22All right, I'm so sorry.
00:49:24at all times rule number three no more oscar you're mine
00:49:43that was my first kiss
00:49:52tactically not your first what do you mean never mind abigail i want you
00:50:30chris maybe we shouldn't your your dad's gonna be home any minute no no don't worry
00:50:35he's gone on a fishing trip he's not gonna be back tonight
00:50:48uh chris i
00:50:55chris i
00:50:58i i don't know how
00:51:02it's all right abs you're doing amazing
00:51:18i want you to feel me
00:51:30god he's so hard
00:51:34oh sorry did i do something wrong did i do something wrong
00:51:39no you're doing amazing
00:51:50now let me return the favor
00:51:54wait maybe maybe we shouldn't it's okay you can trust me i'm really gonna lose my virginity to chris my
00:52:03adopted brother
00:52:14look at me
00:52:27kids wait till you see what i got
00:52:31chris what the devil are you doing
00:52:34dad
00:52:36chris what the devil are you doing
00:52:38oh dad i'm just uh just exercising exercise
00:52:45please tell me you have not been bringing those groupie girls home
00:52:50oh
00:52:50oh
00:52:50shit what am i gonna do
00:52:52what no no no i would never dad come on you gotta believe me you're my dad yeah i'm your
00:52:56dad so i know
00:52:57what's your life
00:53:00what's this
00:53:06what's this
00:53:09uh it's uh napkin napkin
00:53:11a napkin yeah i was um i was eating dinner sorry dad on the couch i know i'm not supposed
00:53:16to do that
00:53:16uh what happened again
00:53:23dad i think you smell like fish from the trip uh i think you should you should go shower abigail's
00:53:27gonna be home any second here really i stink yeah i don't i don't smell anything
00:53:34yeah all right
00:53:40i thought my heart was gonna explode out of my chest
00:53:46look maybe maybe we should just tell him
00:53:50isn't that moving a little too fast
00:53:52i mean is it he's your dad too and
00:53:55shit at this point he likes you but he likes me
00:53:57i think he'd be really happy if he found out we were together
00:54:01chris do you actually like me
00:54:08chris do you actually like me
00:54:11because a couple hours ago you were acting like my mortal enemy and
00:54:14now you want to make it official so what's with the 180
00:54:17abigail i gotta be honest up until recently i thought
00:54:22i thought you were my real sister like my blood sister
00:54:28what oh my god chris that is the most stupid thing i have ever heard in my entire life oh
00:54:36my god you
00:54:37were silly you were so silly all right all right okay okay i'll stop i'll stop i'll stop
00:54:45idiot a lovable idiot
00:54:50that's my girl what you're looking at ah nothing listen chris
00:54:58i need to keep your playboy ways out of this house you and abigail aren't having
00:55:05what what are you what are you talking about listen abigail's father asked me to look after
00:55:09her like she was my own it was literally his dying wish
00:55:13as a guardian i can't let her date a boy like you what's that supposed to mean what i'm not
00:55:18good
00:55:18enough for her no you're not i mean you get into fights you you sneak into clubs you were suspended
00:55:24last semester abigail's on her way to harvard she's out of your league son
00:55:45what's wrong what if someone sees us what's wrong with that what what am i not do you not think
00:55:50i'm
00:55:50good enough for you what no of course not it's just yesterday i told everyone that we were siblings
00:56:00you're right you're right i'm sorry i i shouldn't be so sensitive
00:56:13see evie i was right we're not actually siblings i mean you've known chris for like ever right
00:56:20since when did you have a sister maybe they're just like really close it's honestly refreshing
00:56:25seeing siblings get along so well abigail is it you think you can steal my man and get away with
00:56:33it
00:56:34not a goddamn chance
00:56:40i guess chris likes me more than i thought
00:56:51oh my necklace
00:56:56that locket
00:57:02oh this
00:57:05two years ago right before i left for england chris gave me this locket as a promise look it even
00:57:11has
00:57:11a picture of us in it see
00:57:15he said they're a matching pair just like us and that he would wear every day and that i should
00:57:21too
00:57:21so that way every time i look at it i'll think of him he said that way everyone will know
00:57:26that he's
00:57:27gonna love me forever love love you forever i know it sounds kind of cheesy saying that about
00:57:33your childhood sweetheart but i can tell he really means it and you're his sister right you know how he
00:57:40is
00:57:49oh
00:57:50oh abigail you are dumber than i thought a basic like you could never take chris away from me
00:57:59it even has a picture of us in it see he would wear it every day and that i should
00:58:04too so that way
00:58:04every time i look at it i'll think of him no no it's fine chris wouldn't lie to me like
00:58:11that
00:58:16oh my gosh does that dumb bitch actually think chris is into her what a joke just wait until she
00:58:23hears the truth what are you talking about you think anyone really believes you're chris's sister
00:58:29we know exactly what's going on between you and chris want to know what you are to him
00:58:34you're a bet a bet
00:58:43yep ever since you broke his sweetheart locket with evie he's hated your guts
00:58:48you really think he likes you chris has been in love with evie this whole time chris bet he'd make
00:58:53you fall in love with him after three months he said if it worked he would dump your ass right
00:58:58away
00:59:01oh look you're so desperate he snagged you in just two weeks
00:59:04yeah and evie doesn't even know about the bet chris will seriously do anything for her
00:59:19tell me the truth did you make a bet about me you found out
00:59:26listen listen i i can explain we we thought it'd be funny if i answer one more question this locket
00:59:33the person you wear that for are you gonna love them forever and ever right right
00:59:39yeah yeah but it's okay i've heard enough i hate you chris
00:59:47dude did you tell abigail about our bet you know the one that i'd get into harvard instead of her
00:59:52everybody was wondering why your slacking ass was suddenly wanting to improve your grades
00:59:57so i told them we have a bet look i'll go apologize to abigail all right that's on me
01:00:05he said i want you to help me get settled in you know with me being new here and all
01:00:10i don't know where anything is don't worry beau i got this plus abigail's your sister she's not
01:00:15gonna hold this against you you're family that's what family is for
01:00:26chris is such an asshole a total fucking jerk i i'm in love with that jerk what am i gonna
01:00:33do
01:00:38it was just for shits and gigs so you knew about it too yeah sorry
01:00:47we shouldn't have done the bet without you knowing it's not your fault it's chris's
01:00:52you don't have to apologize it's okay abigail this will be the last time you cry ever
01:01:02damn i thought you had this big crush on me you know i still have the love letters to prove
01:01:07it you
01:01:08know i was just caught off guard
01:01:13abigail will you forgive me we won't make stupid bets like that anymore oscar i should be the one to
01:01:19apologize i lied to you chris is not my real brother his father just adopted me last month
01:01:27that's why we've been living together i'm sorry i should have told you so that's why abigail's so
01:01:34special to chris he's not just spoiling his baby sister he wants her to be his girl wow that's
01:01:43a surprise a surprise so um why tell me now i'm sorry oscar thank you for liking me
01:01:53i just i have feelings for someone else
01:02:02ah so there's someone else
01:02:06well he hurt you didn't he you know i hear the best way to get over a heartbreak is to
01:02:14find
01:02:15someone new abigail i could be your fake boyfriend maybe that'll cheer you up that wouldn't be fair to
01:02:23you who knows you might even fall for me in the process i know that's selfish but god i want
01:02:30to give
01:02:31myself one more chin what the are you doing
01:02:44what are you doing getting all cozy with oscar like this what do i just mean nothing to you oh
01:02:49great
01:02:49it's you what do you want tell me who is oscar to you oscar is my crush he's the guy
01:02:56that i like
01:02:57i want him to be my boyfriend what about me what about us bro chris you gotta calm down dude
01:03:03fuck off what are you so pissed off for okay so we messed around we had some fun so what
01:03:10messing
01:03:11around that's all that was to you yeah duh oscar can actually keep up with me do you think i
01:03:16would
01:03:16choose you a loser who cuts classes to pick fights tell me honestly do you actually mean that of course
01:03:23i do
01:03:28chris well fennett wants us in your office right now eaves i was actually just about to go looking
01:03:33for you chris let's go shopping later i need new ballet slippers and there's this really cute
01:03:44pair i've been dying to get sure yeah whatever you want i'll get it for you let's go
01:03:52why am i so sad why should i be heartbroken over a stupid liar so this someone it's chris isn't
01:04:01it
01:04:01nope i absolutely cannot stand him i mean it i hate chris yeah yeah sure got it um well how
01:04:11about a
01:04:11fake date with a fake boyfriend dinner's on me you don't mind if i'm using you not at all
01:04:18kind of like the brush of it
01:04:29try this sweets for my little sweetheart okay
01:04:40oh wow you guys here on a date mind if we join
01:04:46you're my guest
01:05:02oh wow she's actually allergic to fish my man
01:05:08oh you and your sister really are super close
01:05:16yeah my big bro he loves to spoil me doesn't he
01:05:26let go what was that did you say you wanted some steak here let's get you some steak
01:05:53okay let's get you another bite then let's get you another bite then say ah that's enough chris
01:05:57oh chris has always been so playful am i right he used to do stuff like that to me all
01:06:02the time
01:06:04honestly i am so grateful chris had such a sweet sister keeping him happy while i was gone
01:06:10i was terrified he would just be sulking around the whole time because of how much he missed me
01:06:22are you full if you're done let's go home hey man uh you take evie home i'm gonna take my
01:06:27sister
01:06:28you know what actually i don't think i'm quite ready to call it a night
01:06:34oscar didn't you tell me that you're gonna take me to that nightclub you know the one that your
01:06:38friend works at abigail if you go to a nightclub you're gonna get in big trouble so trust me i'd
01:06:44know
01:06:44let's go home let's go home let's go home no thank you i think that you should take evie
01:06:53on a really sweet day and i'm gonna hang out with oscar for the night i said let's go home
01:06:59chris you're scaring abigail come on oscar let's go
01:07:07well just me at home the night eve's uh want to come over of course
01:07:24abigail you were the one who wanted to come don't tell me i snuck you in here for you to
01:07:29sit there and
01:07:29soak i wonder what chris and evie are up to right now your boyfriend's right here and you're talking
01:07:35about another man you really don't give a shit do you
01:07:42bottoms up come on this is fun but we uh we do gotta bounce soon the cops show up we're
01:07:49busted
01:07:52fuck cops here we gotta go
01:07:58run oscar
01:08:04wow i'm finally chris's passenger princess
01:08:12oh how's the taste do you want to try
01:08:21what is happening get out of the car why i have to go look for abigail
01:08:28chris i don't get it you asked me to come over didn't you come on let's have some fun oh
01:08:34cut the
01:08:35act already we both know there's nothing between us and why did you try to make us look like a
01:08:41couple
01:08:41in front of abigail no i i was just trying to befriend your sister she is not my sister
01:08:51now get out
01:09:01and you better start clearing up these rumors about us i only let you get away with it before because
01:09:06i
01:09:06didn't like anyone but that's changed now so it's time for these bullshit games to fucking end
01:09:10if i hear one more stupid rumor i'm gonna expose the truth in front of everyone
01:09:22oscar two miners right here
01:09:26stop right there
01:09:29i can't let my mom find out i was at a club she'll freeze my cards she'll confiscate my car
01:09:38oscar wait
01:09:43i'm gonna need to see some id miss
01:09:50abigail
01:09:57abigail
01:09:58damn brat
01:09:59come on let's go
01:10:00and go go go go oh let it go let go
01:10:10run run run go go
01:10:31let's go
01:10:32we must have gone in here let's go
01:10:52Why did you show up at the club?
01:10:54I thought you were taking Evie home.
01:10:56Hey, you pushed me away first.
01:10:58You don't get to play the victim now.
01:11:01Damn it, Abs.
01:11:02I just...
01:11:04I can't stay mad at you.
01:11:16It's so cramped in here.
01:11:17Why don't we go somewhere a little more cozy?
01:11:23Oh.
01:11:24Oh, nice.
01:11:26I'm gonna stop.
01:11:29Okay, wait.
01:11:31So, what about you and Oscar?
01:11:32Didn't you guys just make it official?
01:11:34He's just my fake boyfriend.
01:11:36Wait, wait, what?
01:11:38Sorry, come again?
01:11:39I asked Oscar to be my fake boyfriend.
01:11:42Okay?
01:11:42Happy?
01:11:43Uh, no, actually.
01:11:45Not at all.
01:11:45Explain.
01:11:46Chris, you're committed to loving Evie forever.
01:11:48So, why do you keep playing with me?
01:11:54Loving Evie?
01:11:55When did I ever say that?
01:11:57The locket?
01:11:58The necklace that's for couples.
01:12:01It's supposed to symbolize eternal love or whatever, right?
01:12:04It's proof that you love Evie.
01:12:07This?
01:12:15It's not...
01:12:16It's not Evie?
01:12:17Nope.
01:12:18So, that's...
01:12:19My mom.
01:12:21She's beautiful.
01:12:22So, you're telling me this mess was all because of this necklace?
01:12:26No, that's not it.
01:12:28Because you bet all of your buddies that you can get me to fall for you within three months.
01:12:31So, of course I don't believe that you actually like me.
01:12:33I never said the bet was about making you fall for me.
01:12:36The bet...
01:12:37What?
01:12:37What was it about?
01:12:39It was about us getting into Harvard.
01:12:41I bet Oscar that I would get into Harvard over you.
01:12:45Harvard?
01:12:50Fake dating my best friend to get back at me for something I didn't even do?
01:12:55Now that we both know you've been a bad girl, I think it's time you finally get punished the way
01:13:01you deserve.
01:13:02And what punishment would that be?
01:13:05Chris, what are you doing?
01:13:06Let me down!
01:13:08The more you fight it, the worse it's going to be.
01:13:12What are you doing?
01:13:15Punishing you?
01:13:30Don't do that again.
01:13:33Using another guy to make me jealous.
01:13:35I can't stand it.
01:13:36You're mine, Abs.
01:13:38No one else's.
01:13:40Okay.
01:13:41I'm yours.
01:13:56You're playing with fire.
01:13:59Don't hold back.
01:14:01I can handle anything you give me.
01:14:05I can handle anything you give me.
01:14:19I can' run fast enough, can't pick up the pace.
01:14:34People run to us, love come a cause of grace
01:14:37Let's be real, some true love is really just a face
01:14:41Heard it all before, y'all just need a score
01:14:45Don't want it anymore, can't take it no more
01:14:48Love or I adore us, yes and I am sure
01:14:52Because love is war
01:14:54You taste even better than last
01:15:01Be careful, you might get addicted
01:15:10I'll always care for you
01:15:13I can take care of you
01:15:16Just let me show
01:15:22Good morning, princess
01:15:24Good morning
01:15:27Chris, remember you can't sleep in today, you've got to
01:15:29What the hell are you two doing?
01:15:36I told you to stay away from Abigail, didn't I?
01:15:38She is not like you
01:15:40It's my fault, if you want to be mad at someone, be mad at me
01:15:43I'm the one who fell for Chris first
01:15:44You like Chris?
01:15:47Yes, I'm the one who wants to be his girlfriend
01:15:50Really? Him? What do you see in this ruffian?
01:15:54I mean sure, he inherited my handsome face, but other than that
01:15:57That face is good enough for me
01:15:59I promised your father I would look after you like you were one of my own
01:16:02In a year you're going to be at Harvard
01:16:04You're going to meet a boy who treats you right
01:16:06And can give you the kind of life you deserve
01:16:08Seriously dad?
01:16:09I can give Abigail the life she deserves
01:16:12She's made me change my ways
01:16:13I'm setting goals and I'm working hard to meet them
01:16:15I think I'm going to get into Harvard now
01:16:19I'm going to become someone she's proud to call her boyfriend
01:16:23Jesus Christ, this can't be happening
01:16:25Dad, the only two people I need in my life are you and Chris
01:16:29There are billions of people out there
01:16:31But you two are the ones who took me in and loved me like family
01:16:34Why would I choose some random guy when I can have him?
01:16:37The guy who really loves me for who I am
01:16:41Alright Chris, you've got one year of high school left to round into shape
01:16:44And if you don't get into Harvard, you can forget about dating Abigail
01:16:49God damn dad
01:16:50You can't just cut your son a little slack here
01:16:59So, you fell for me first, huh?
01:17:01That's pretty bold of you crushing on your adopted brother
01:17:06Maybe I fell for you first
01:17:08But you're the one who turned your life around just so we could be together
01:17:11Fine, I guess I'm a little obsessed
01:17:14I can't wait to see the look on dad's face when we go off to Harvard together
01:17:20From high school seniors to senior retirement homes
01:17:23Chris stayed by my side every step of the way
01:17:26We graduated from Harvard, became husband and wife
01:17:29Started a beautiful family together
01:17:32And every single day I fall in love with him all over again
01:17:38I wonder if he was a kid
01:17:40I wonder if he was a kid
01:17:41Thoseitesivi
01:17:42again Sami
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