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00:00:12I'm sorry for your loss Abigail. As per your adopted father's wishes, I placed you in the
00:00:17honors courses. Congratulations. Thank you Mr. Peters. I hope you'll feel right at home here
00:00:24in Clearwater High. Mom, Dad, you guys can rest easy now. Uncle Ben's been really good to me and tomorrow's
00:00:32the first day of my brand new life. Stop! Fred! I'm pregnant with your baby! You can't keep ignoring me!
00:00:54Let's break down with change! What are you ignoring me now? Last warning, you do that again, next time I
00:01:02run
00:01:02you over. Was that night we shared together not special to you? Chris, I want to be more than just
00:01:07another one of your booty calls. I want to be your girlfriend. Oh my god, did she seriously just say
00:01:13that? Not gonna lie though, Chris is insanely hot. I totally settle for a one night stand. Typical spoiled
00:01:19jock. We both know nothing happened. You spiked my drink. I blacked out. I was drugged out of my
00:01:27fucking mind and I still didn't let finger on it. Chris, please give me a chance. Give our baby a
00:01:33chance, please! Chris, what are you doing? You could have hurt the baby! One more lie and it's over for
00:01:43you and that so-called baby of yours. Hey, asshole! What's your deal? You can't just go around pushing
00:01:49pregnant girls like that! Apologize! Hey, I said apologize. Who is that girl? Did you not hear me?
00:02:01Tell her you're sorry! Oh my god, she's so cooked. That locket is like super important to Chris.
00:02:11Okay, now you're really asking for it.
00:02:28He's kind of hot.
00:02:32No, Abigail, wake up!
00:02:35I'm sorry I broke your locket, okay? It was an accident. But it's nothing compared to what you did.
00:02:40Just walking around, shoving girls you knock up.
00:02:44Sometimes, the truth isn't always what it sounds like. I don't need an apology. Just get out of my sight.
00:03:10You proud of me, Mom? I held back from going off on that girl today just like you would have
00:03:14wanted.
00:03:16Hey, Chris. Remember how you always wanted a sibling? And guess what? I just found you a sister.
00:03:23Wait, what? A sister? Where? Where is she?
00:03:26Well, she should be here any second now. Why don't you come downstairs when you're ready?
00:03:33What the hell? Who would Dad even have a kid with? Wait, wait, wait. Now, how old is this sister?
00:03:39I'm not gonna have to help him raise a baby now, am I?
00:03:41Wait, Dad, is she like my real sister?
00:03:45Yes!
00:03:47Alright.
00:03:50Wait a second. Did he just ask if she was going to be a cool sister?
00:03:55Of course she is. She's my best friend's daughter.
00:03:59Abigail, please, come in, come in.
00:04:04Let me take this for you.
00:04:09Look, Abigail, your dad was like my best friend in the world.
00:04:13I just want you to think of this house as your home.
00:04:16I know it's been rough, and clearly I'm not gonna, you know, replace him.
00:04:20But hopefully I can be a good father to you, too.
00:04:25Thank you, Uncle Ben.
00:04:26And feel free to call me Dad.
00:04:28I mean, if you...
00:04:30Why don't I introduce you to your brother?
00:04:32He's gonna love you, I am sure of it.
00:04:34Chris!
00:04:34Come down, your sister's here!
00:04:42It's you.
00:04:43You?
00:04:52You two know each other already? That's perfect!
00:04:55Look, I hate to do this, but I actually have to leave town on a business trip.
00:04:58So this punk here is gonna watch after you while I'm gone.
00:05:02You two play nice?
00:05:03Chris, do not get her mixed up in any of your silly shenanigans.
00:05:11I'm Abigail.
00:05:14How old are you?
00:05:16Seventeen.
00:05:17We're the same age? Does that mean Dad cheated on Mom?
00:05:21Why the hell are you here?
00:05:22I just transferred to Clearwater High. That's why you saw me earlier.
00:05:26Oh, and Dad told me if you ever need help with homework or...
00:05:28You just had to transfer to my school, huh?
00:05:31What, are you gonna use that as an excuse to force your way into my house and just make my
00:05:35life miserable?
00:05:36What else did Dad say?
00:05:38He said that since we're brother and sister, we should probably try to get along.
00:05:45Does he really have to be this close?
00:05:48Yeah, I'm an only child. I don't have a sister.
00:05:52Fine then.
00:05:55You know what? I actually don't want a brother like you anyway.
00:05:58Because you're a deadbeat who knocks up girls then runs away.
00:06:02Watch your fucking mouth.
00:06:03You watch your mouth or I'll hit you!
00:06:15Whatever. This is probably for the best.
00:06:17At least I won't have to waste energy trying to get along with him.
00:06:29Oh, why am I so afraid of him?
00:06:32I feel like I forgot something.
00:06:37My craw!
00:06:54What? I clearly remember putting it right here.
00:07:01Hey, sis!
00:07:03What, you looking for this?
00:07:08I...
00:07:08A fruity bra, huh?
00:07:10You know, I didn't expect my dear sister to be so... childish.
00:07:15Give it back.
00:07:18You want it back?
00:07:19You're going to have to agree to my three rules.
00:07:21I mean, if you're going to live in my house, it's going to be on my terms.
00:07:25What are the rules?
00:07:26Rule number one. In public, we're complete strangers.
00:07:30I can't have anyone know when we live under the same roof. No way.
00:07:33Okay, easy peasy.
00:07:34Rule number two.
00:07:36You stay at least three feet away from me at all times.
00:07:40Okay. And the third?
00:07:43How about this? You owe me one.
00:07:46Owe you one?
00:07:48Yeah.
00:07:56What, is that going to be a problem?
00:07:58I didn't say that.
00:08:01What?
00:08:10I'm sorry, but...
00:08:11What is that I feel on my thighs?
00:08:13It feels so hard.
00:08:15Okay.
00:08:17Don't move.
00:08:20Oh my god!
00:08:23I just moved in and my new brother already hates me.
00:08:27Living here is going to be a nightmare.
00:08:32Chris, help!
00:08:33So you're afraid of dogs, huh?
00:08:35Since when did you guys have a dog?
00:08:36Her name is Bella. She's a beloved member of this household.
00:08:39Thank you very much.
00:08:40If you want to live here, you're going to have to get along with her.
00:08:45Can you just tell him to stay back?
00:08:48Why should I? She's more family to me than you are.
00:08:51You know what? If you're afraid of her, then you should stay away.
00:08:54Ain't that right?
00:08:57Oh, it's time for school.
00:08:59You know, I'd give you a ride, but the whole first rule and all...
00:09:02Whatever. I don't want a ride from you anyway.
00:09:05God, again with the attitude.
00:09:07Also, one more thing.
00:09:09There's really no bus stops on the street and Ubers take forever to get here, so...
00:09:13Who knows? You may have to hitchhike.
00:09:15What?
00:09:15Yeah. Ciao.
00:09:18Uh...
00:09:19Go over there!
00:09:21Achoo!
00:09:22Grr!
00:09:27Grr!
00:09:30Grr!
00:09:31Grr!
00:09:33Grr!
00:09:35Chris, you asshole!
00:09:44Grr!
00:09:44Wait, isn't that the girl from yesterday?
00:09:46Why did she just come out of Chris's house?
00:09:54And that is how you do it.
00:10:01Chris, you are such a dick!
00:10:07You must be Abigail, the new transfer student.
00:10:09Late on your first day.
00:10:11You're quite different from how Mr. Peters described you.
00:10:25Oh my god, it's you!
00:10:29Thanks for standing up for me yesterday.
00:10:32I'm so sorry.
00:10:33What's your name again?
00:10:34Oh, my name is Abigail.
00:10:36I'm Kylie.
00:10:37Can I throw a welcome party for you?
00:10:40What?
00:10:40I don't even know anybody.
00:10:42That's the whole point of a party.
00:10:45Please, pretty please, give me a chance to thank you.
00:10:48I want to be your friend.
00:10:50Okay then, I guess.
00:10:55You'd better dress up, girl.
00:10:56Give me glam, elegant, something truly stunning.
00:10:59I want everyone to know my new BFF is a total baddie.
00:11:09Don't go to that party.
00:11:11What?
00:11:11Are you afraid that me and your ex are going to get back at you?
00:11:13Wow!
00:11:14Fine.
00:11:15My bad for trying to be nice.
00:11:18Don't blame me when you regret it.
00:11:30What the hell am I going to wear to this party?
00:11:37A fruity bra.
00:11:39I didn't expect my dear sister to be so childish.
00:11:44Nope.
00:11:46I need a serious glow up.
00:11:47No more of this childish shit.
00:11:56Okay.
00:12:02Okay.
00:12:03That's a good boy.
00:12:05No, these are not toys.
00:12:07These are toys!
00:12:09These are toys!
00:12:24Oh no.
00:12:25And the fruity bra to Lacey Thomas.
00:12:27I gotta say, it's quite the leap.
00:12:33Sorry about that.
00:12:33Can you just, um, give it back to me, please?
00:12:36Nope.
00:12:36Not until you tell me what you bought all this stuff for.
00:12:39And more importantly, why it's all so sexy.
00:12:44Oh my god.
00:12:45Don't tell me you actually took my childish comment to heart, did you?
00:12:48No.
00:12:49It has nothing to do with you.
00:12:50I was just shopping for Kylie's party and I just bought some underwear, too, while I was
00:12:54at it.
00:12:54That's all.
00:12:55I told you not to go to that party.
00:12:58You need to stay away from Kylie.
00:12:59Back off.
00:13:00I could be friends with whoever I want.
00:13:03Yeah.
00:13:14Whoa.
00:13:15Feels super weird saying this, but my sister's actually kinda cute.
00:13:21My sister's actually kinda cute.
00:13:27I'm gonna hang out with my new friends.
00:13:29I can't wait to hear all the dirt your ex has on you.
00:13:34Look, I don't know how many times I have to tell you, Kylie is not-
00:13:46This should be glam enough, right?
00:13:54Last time I'm gonna tell you, do not go to that party.
00:13:58Seriously, what is your problem?
00:13:59Am I not allowed to have my own life now?
00:14:01Kylie is not as nice as you think.
00:14:03I mean, the girl is literally nothing but trouble.
00:14:05Don't talk shit about my friend.
00:14:07Besides, she's better than you.
00:14:08You always bring me trouble, you stupid selfish dick.
00:14:15Listen.
00:14:15I'm only warning you because Dad told me to look out for you.
00:14:22Hold on.
00:14:25Are you wearing perfume?
00:14:30Did you forget rule number two, big brother?
00:14:32Three feet apart at all times.
00:14:38Come on, Kris. Get a hold of yourself.
00:14:41She's your sister.
00:14:49Hey, Kylie. I'm here.
00:14:57Hey, Abigail. What brings you here?
00:15:01Ew, that dress screams clearance bridesmaid.
00:15:06But you told me you were throwing me a welcome party today.
00:15:10Who the fuck do you think you are?
00:15:14You must have misunderstood me.
00:15:16But still, I'm glad you came.
00:15:18Is this for me?
00:15:19Let's have a look.
00:15:25Juice?
00:15:26What is this? Kindergarten?
00:15:28If you're gonna show up uninvited, at least bring some real booze.
00:15:34It seems I'm not wanted here, so I'll just see myself out.
00:15:37No, don't go.
00:15:39You haven't tried your juice yet.
00:15:55I don't understand.
00:15:56I thought you wanted to be my friend. Why would you do this to me?
00:15:59Friends? With you?
00:16:01My dad's the wealthiest guy in town, and you think you can be my friend?
00:16:06Oh, I get it now.
00:16:08You transferred to Clearwater High because you wanted to mooch off the rich kids.
00:16:13Hey, guys. Check out my new friend, Abby Fail.
00:16:17She sucks just as much as her stupid name.
00:16:20Aw, say cheese.
00:16:22Dance, Abby Fail.
00:16:23Kylie, stop.
00:16:25Aw, looks like you're about to cry.
00:16:27Hold a pose, Abby Fail.
00:16:28No?
00:16:52Get off me! Leave me alone!
00:16:55Well, bestie, how does this $3,000 bottle of Louis taste?
00:17:09Chris was right. You're the worst.
00:17:11I can't believe I ever wanted to be her friend.
00:17:13Let me guess, the whole pregnancy thing was a lie, too.
00:17:18Friendly showing your true colors, huh?
00:17:20Let's be real. You only stood up for me yesterday because you wanted to look good in front of Chris.
00:17:24That's how you got into his bed last night, right?
00:17:27Ah! You slut!
00:17:29You're actually delusional.
00:17:31And you're just some whore who's trying to sleep her way to the top.
00:17:34Cause I'll just have to put you in your place.
00:17:36Everyone enjoying the show?
00:17:38How about we take this party over to the pool?
00:17:45Let go of me!
00:17:50This doesn't feel right. I gotta go find her.
00:17:53Come on, pick up, pick up.
00:17:56Hey man, what's Kylie's address?
00:17:59Let go of me!
00:18:03Please let go! I didn't do anything to any of you!
00:18:06Why are you just going along with her?
00:18:08Enough bitching!
00:18:09Come on guys, she's drunk off that Louis, so let's help sober her up in the pool.
00:18:15No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:18:17No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:29My dress! It's... it's too heavy I'm thinking!
00:18:33Look at you, landing like a drowning dog.
00:18:43help me somebody help me
00:18:48oh cryo you want this is my house no one's coming to see
00:18:52oh my god look at her this is so gonna blow up on tiktok
00:19:02abigail
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00:20:03Chris we were just having a little fun with her
00:20:06She's mine. You mess with her, you mess with me.
00:20:11Come on, let's go. Let's go.
00:20:30Shit, she's burning up.
00:20:33When your dress is soaked, we gotta get this thing off.
00:20:37Hey. Hey, Abigail. Wake up.
00:20:41Don't feel good.
00:20:43She's so drunk.
00:20:45Listen, you're running a fever.
00:20:47Alright, I'm gonna get you in some nice, warm, comfy clothes, okay?
00:20:57Chris.
00:20:59Yeah?
00:21:00Did you say something?
00:21:12Abigail.
00:21:13Uncle Pat, I mean, Dad.
00:21:16Crap, if Dad catches us like this, we're screwed.
00:21:19Hey, Abigail, are you asleep?
00:21:21Mm-hmm.
00:21:22I wanted to give you a gift I brought home with me.
00:21:28Abigail, are you alright? Is something wrong?
00:21:36Abigail!
00:21:37Abigail!
00:21:55Stay calm. She's your sister.
00:21:57You don't feel anything.
00:21:59Chris, are you hot too?
00:22:01Oh my God, she's so drunk.
00:22:04And hot.
00:22:09Don't.
00:22:10It's really hot in here. Let me help you cool down.
00:22:12Come on.
00:22:23Shh.
00:22:24Don't do it.
00:22:44I guess she's downstairs.
00:22:54Chris, why'd you just touch my lips?
00:22:58And...
00:22:58Are you hard?
00:23:01What is wrong with me?
00:23:03Why do I want my sister?
00:23:06Chris, are you mad at me?
00:23:07Look, you're right.
00:23:08Kylie's the worst.
00:23:10I shouldn't have gone.
00:23:11Thank God you were there to save me.
00:23:14It was kinda sweet.
00:23:15Stop this.
00:23:17You can't want this.
00:23:18You can't.
00:23:19She's your sister.
00:23:45God, what am I doing?
00:23:47Kissing my sister?
00:23:48Have I lost my damn mind?
00:24:02Chris...
00:24:16I'll have you.
00:24:31I'll have you.
00:24:32Oh, Chris.
00:24:34Oh, Chris.
00:24:35Oh, Chris.
00:24:37Yes.
00:24:39Yes.
00:24:46Oh, my God.
00:24:48How could I have a wet dream about Chris?
00:25:12Careful.
00:25:26No.
00:25:28Oh, shit.
00:25:30Why did I actually want that to happen?
00:25:41Hey, get back here.
00:25:42Abigail hasn't had her breakfast yet.
00:25:44Wait up for her and drive her to school.
00:25:51Eat up, kiddo.
00:25:53There's plenty to go around.
00:26:05I know that you found somewhere there.
00:26:08Lay your head at night.
00:26:11You better love you right.
00:26:13Ask her by me.
00:26:14There's not much to tell her.
00:26:16What should tell her?
00:26:17That's an oversight.
00:26:18Over overnight.
00:26:25You're so hot.
00:26:28What?
00:26:30What?
00:26:30What did you just call me?
00:26:34What did you just call me?
00:26:36What?
00:26:36Did you just say Abigail was hot?
00:26:40Fuck.
00:26:41Stay cool.
00:26:41Stay cool.
00:26:42Don't let Dad find out.
00:26:43Oh, no.
00:26:45I meant Bella.
00:26:46Which must be hot sitting under the table.
00:26:50Um, hey, we're gonna be late.
00:26:52We gotta go.
00:26:53Hey, wait for your sister.
00:26:55Here.
00:27:03Remember rule number one?
00:27:05Yep.
00:27:06Total strangers.
00:27:07Got it.
00:27:09Good.
00:27:20What the fuck?
00:27:27Did Abigail just come out of Chris's car?
00:27:30What the fuck?
00:27:31She's never driven any girl to school.
00:27:33Like, ever.
00:27:34Are she and Chris actually dating?
00:27:36As if.
00:27:37She's probably just another dumb bitch trying to cling to him.
00:27:39God, he always attracts the most desperate trashy sluts.
00:27:43Ah!
00:27:44Ah!
00:27:44Ah!
00:28:08Bro, what's going on with you and the new girl?
00:28:10Everyone's saying you gave her a ride this morning to school?
00:28:13Dude, nothing's going on between us, alright?
00:28:15Absolutely nothing at all.
00:28:19Alright ladies, in the pool first.
00:28:21Boys, warm up.
00:28:44Hey!
00:28:45Stop!
00:28:46Seriously!
00:28:47Oops!
00:28:48Sorry!
00:28:48It's just so crowded in here, you know?
00:28:50Totally an accident.
00:29:06Oh shit, my top is gone.
00:29:13Damn it!
00:29:13Where did it go?
00:29:16Okay ladies, that's time.
00:29:18Boys, you're up.
00:29:21Oh shit, my top is gone.
00:29:23Oh no!
00:29:24I think we're missing someone.
00:29:26Pretty sure it's Abigail.
00:29:32Oh my god, what is that?
00:29:35Is it someone's swimsuit?
00:29:41Abigail, is this yours?
00:29:43No freaking way.
00:29:44Does that mean she's basically naked?
00:29:46Don't worry girly, we'll record this iconic moment for you.
00:29:50She's probably trying to get all the guys turned on.
00:29:52What a fucking slut.
00:29:54Can you please give it back?
00:29:56Uh oh, you're too far away.
00:29:58I can't throw it all the way over there.
00:30:00I'll just ask some of the guys to bring it to you.
00:30:03Hey boy!
00:30:05Abigail's bikini top fell off and she needs a hand putting it back on.
00:30:09Any volunteers?
00:30:13Just throw it to me, please!
00:30:15What?
00:30:16You're gonna swim over here?
00:30:18Wow Abigail, that's pretty bold.
00:30:21All the guys are gonna see her tits.
00:30:22We all know that's exactly what she wants.
00:30:24Let's help her out then.
00:30:26Schoolgirl skinny dips during class.
00:30:28That's so going viral!
00:30:34Holy shit!
00:30:36What are these?
00:30:37Double Ds?
00:30:38Oh, I think I just saw one of her nips.
00:30:42What should I do?
00:30:46Oh yeah, I'm gonna give it to her.
00:30:48They won't see me if I'm underwater.
00:30:56God, she's so pathetic!
00:30:58Oh Abigail, ready or not, here I come!
00:31:04Stay away from her, you son of a bitch!
00:31:14What the fuck?
00:31:16Ah!
00:31:18Oh!
00:31:19Oh God!
00:31:32Oh man!
00:31:57Everyone, turn around now!
00:32:05You're safe, man.
00:32:11Again?
00:32:12Wait, Chris.
00:32:13Don't get me wrong.
00:32:14I really didn't know it was hers.
00:32:15I just wanted to help.
00:32:18You and you, you touch her again,
00:32:21I'll make sure you regret it.
00:32:42I think there's something wrong with me.
00:32:45No one's ever made me feel like this before,
00:32:47but she's my sister.
00:32:50God, I'm such a sick freak.
00:32:54He saved me.
00:32:56Again.
00:32:57No one's ever cared about me like that.
00:32:59Does Chris like me?
00:33:01Even just a little?
00:33:04I need to see him.
00:33:05I need to think him properly.
00:33:12Hey, Oscar, what's up, dude?
00:33:13I wanted to ask,
00:33:14uh, are you and Abigail, like, a thing?
00:33:19Great.
00:33:19Now everyone's catching on.
00:33:21Look, bro, I know you,
00:33:23and you don't get involved in other people's shit like this.
00:33:25Not ever.
00:33:28Abigail's my sister, dude.
00:33:30You happy now?
00:33:31For real?
00:33:32Nice.
00:33:33I was worried you had a crush on her or something.
00:33:36Abigail's totally my type, man.
00:33:38She's super cute.
00:33:39She has an insane body.
00:33:41She's not fake like those other girls.
00:33:43Bro, you're trippin'.
00:33:45Abigail, she's got a shitty personality
00:33:47and her body's mid as fuck.
00:33:48She's got a flat chest,
00:33:50flat ass, scrawny chicken legs.
00:33:52Dude, you can do better than her.
00:33:56Abigail, what were you thinking?
00:33:58He only helped you
00:33:59because you're like a sister to him.
00:34:04I was holding back, but now that I know she's just your sister,
00:34:08I'm totally gonna go for her, man.
00:34:10Well, good luck with that, man.
00:34:11All right.
00:34:12See you later.
00:34:13See ya.
00:34:28Dude, what the hell are you doing here?
00:34:29I'm here to see Abigail.
00:34:31No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:34:32Dude, you can't just show up to someone's house uninvited.
00:34:36Get out.
00:34:39Get out.
00:34:42Get out, dude.
00:34:44Hey.
00:34:51What are you guys doing?
00:35:00Abigail.
00:35:02Want to go to the movies?
00:35:03Just me and you?
00:35:09No, Abigail.
00:35:10Don't go.
00:35:17Bro, you're tripping.
00:35:19Abigail, she's got a shitty personality and her body's mid as fuck.
00:35:23Chris Florence.
00:35:24Just watch.
00:35:25I'm way more charming than you think.
00:35:27Sounds fun.
00:35:28I'm down.
00:35:30Yes.
00:35:33Just give me some time to get ready.
00:35:35Take all the time you need.
00:35:46Abigail.
00:35:47What are you doing in here?
00:35:48I have to change.
00:35:49Get out.
00:35:49You can't go on a date with Oscar.
00:35:52Why not?
00:35:58Because.
00:36:01Because Oscar is too good for you.
00:36:03Are you serious?
00:36:05You were unreal.
00:36:06You came in here just to tell me that I'm not good enough for your friend.
00:36:09Get out.
00:36:10I may not have the perfect body, but don't think, not even for a second, that I'm not good enough.
00:36:14Because I am.
00:36:15I know I am.
00:36:16Get out.
00:36:17That's not what I meant.
00:36:18I said get out.
00:36:24Dammit, why did I say that?
00:36:26God, if I don't tell someone my feelings soon, I swear I'm gonna explode.
00:36:30But how the fuck am I supposed to say that I like my baby sister?
00:36:34Shit.
00:36:35I should apologize to her.
00:37:07Okay, where the hell do you think you're going in that shirt?
00:37:10I mean, your tits are literally about to pop out.
00:37:12Okay, get out of my way and stay out of my business.
00:37:16Abigail, look, I'm just trying to look out for you as your older brother.
00:37:19Hey, Oscar is an actual jerk.
00:37:22He's just gonna end up hurting you.
00:37:23You always see the worst in people, Chris.
00:37:26Like with me.
00:37:27I'm just somebody with a shitty personality, mid-body, flat ass, flat chest, and what was it?
00:37:35Oh yeah, scrawny chicken legs.
00:37:37Oh, and take a good fucking look at these.
00:37:40Cause it's the last time you'll see it, asshole.
00:37:42Oof!
00:37:44Mmm!
00:37:46Fuck!
00:37:47Fuck!
00:37:48Let's go.
00:37:49I don't know.
00:38:19I don't know.
00:38:52I don't know.
00:38:52Don't mind him.
00:38:54I have some more popcorn.
00:38:57Don't mind him.
00:39:15What the fuck?
00:39:16I'm sorry, man.
00:39:17My hands are lit.
00:39:21why did that guy seem so familiar
00:39:27jeez i'm a mess i'm sorry that asshole cut our date short
00:39:31that's okay i still had a nice time
00:39:41what the hell was she even laughing about what she talks to a guy for like two hours
00:39:45and selling their fucking soulmates
00:39:48hey you got something right there
00:39:52did i get it
00:39:53um no not quite hold on
00:40:10no no no no this is whack
00:40:12look my sister can date other guys but not my best friend
00:40:18i need to go make sure he doesn't hurt her
00:40:28does she actually like him
00:40:37oh um thanks
00:40:44you're really cute
00:41:10why why would i think of him at a time like this
00:41:16i um i'm just not feeling too good so i'm gonna head home
00:41:25you're the first person to ever turn me down abigail that only makes me want you more
00:41:33good morning son
00:41:35morning
00:41:36and chris make sure your calendar's clear next weekend we're gonna go visit the graves of abigail's parents
00:41:42what did you say
00:41:43what did you say
00:41:43gross chris
00:41:45wait no no no what did you say you said her parents died what do you mean aren't you her
00:41:49parents you said she was my sister
00:41:50chris i am not playing these games with you today
00:41:52no no no no dad i'm being serious is abigail my biological sister or not
00:41:59is abigail my biological sister or not
00:42:01is abigail my biological sister or not
00:42:02no of course not abigail is the daughter of my best friend he and his wife died in the line
00:42:07of duty
00:42:11oh i knew it god i knew it i'm not a freak
00:42:19well i don't know about that
00:42:21then the story starts to wrap up hero comes home a changed person
00:42:25so who can answer what are the three different parts in a play
00:42:30when he's not talking he's really not that bad
00:42:40is she that obsessed with oscar god as soon as i find out she's actually not my sister
00:42:45she falls head over heels for my best bro
00:42:47fucking perfect
00:42:49abigail do you know the answer
00:42:55abigail answer the question
00:42:57i um
00:42:58i i
00:43:00i
00:43:00i
00:43:06i
00:43:06i choose b
00:43:10my question was what are the different parts in a three-act play
00:43:15abigail i expect you to pay more attention moving forward
00:43:18yes miss parlin
00:43:24still an asshole
00:43:29what does abigail have that i don't
00:43:38chris just wait till we get home
00:43:40i'm telling dad you're a big fat boy
00:43:43oh my god
00:43:45evie everett is back
00:43:46isn't she chris's girlfriend
00:43:49chris's girlfriend
00:43:50oh the one in the photo the one in the locket that he never takes off
00:43:54yeah they're childhood sweethearts back then chris would follow evie to her ballet class
00:43:59and back every day he stuck to her like glue then two years ago evie got into the royal ballet
00:44:05she's the youngest principal dancer ever
00:44:07isn't she awesome
00:44:09she sounds incredible
00:44:34evie's back our queen bee's back
00:44:44chris
00:44:45oh my god they're so cute
00:44:52aren't they just perfect together
00:44:54so she's chris's girlfriend
00:44:56oh she's flawless
00:44:58i've never seen anyone so gorgeous
00:45:00so graceful
00:45:02see
00:45:03that's evie
00:45:04the only girl chris has eyes for
00:45:06she's everything that you're not
00:45:09hey guys
00:45:10look what we have here
00:45:14it's a sweet little love letter
00:45:19your teasing drives me mad
00:45:21you pick on me
00:45:22you pick on me till i'm sad
00:45:23but i still want you so bad
00:45:28you're stubborn
00:45:29you're annoying
00:45:30but your smile's my undoing
00:45:32i think i really like you
00:45:36you kept me up last night
00:45:37thinking about that kiss
00:45:39i'd give you my first time
00:45:41and let you show me please
00:45:43stop it
00:45:44give it back
00:45:45oh my gosh
00:45:46give it back to me
00:45:46abigail your kindergarten love poems are so cute
00:45:49no wonder you're still a virgin
00:45:51go on
00:45:52tell us
00:45:53who exactly are you gonna eat lucid to
00:45:57who exactly are you planning to give it to
00:45:59give it back to me
00:46:04kylie cut it out
00:46:07wow abigail
00:46:08didn't know you had it in you
00:46:10miss goodie two shoes over here has been two-timing oscar and chris
00:46:15no no it's not what you think
00:46:17don't be shy girl
00:46:18share with the class
00:46:22who is that letter for
00:46:23oscar
00:46:24or chris
00:46:29is abigail's love letter
00:46:31for me
00:46:34the letter is
00:46:35speak up
00:46:36oh my god was i right
00:46:38you've liked chris all along haven't you
00:46:41tell everyone
00:46:42tell oscar
00:46:44who's chris to you
00:46:51i'm the one
00:46:52chris is my brother
00:47:02chris is my brother
00:47:06and and this letter is
00:47:07for oscar
00:47:10really
00:47:12because i've already cut it bad for you abigail
00:47:20i'm supposed to be saying that
00:47:27i'm no competition to someone as pretty and cool as evie
00:47:31plus chris only thinks of me as his baby sister
00:47:39i want to go home
00:47:40i want to go home
00:47:41it's okay
00:47:42i'll get you home
00:47:45abigail
00:47:45your first love died before it even had a chance
00:47:55hey abigail
00:47:57you said you wrote that love letter for me
00:48:00is it true
00:48:01i
00:48:02abigail
00:48:03you don't have to be shy
00:48:04i'll say it again
00:48:06i like you
00:48:09i just need you to say it
00:48:12do you like me too
00:48:15i
00:48:16i
00:48:25my brother
00:48:26he he doesn't have an umbrella
00:48:28so i i should probably go home
00:48:30it's raining cats and dogs out here
00:48:32get home safe okay
00:48:43are you crazy
00:48:44it's storming out here
00:48:46why are you just standing under the pouring rain
00:48:48the rain didn't stop you from
00:48:50floating with oscar
00:48:51he was just walking me home okay that's all
00:48:53that's all
00:48:55please
00:48:56everyone knows you guys like each other
00:48:57i mean
00:48:58didn't you write him those love poems
00:49:00aren't you obsessed with him
00:49:02why are you being so difficult
00:49:03let's just go inside and we can talk about it okay
00:49:05we can go inside
00:49:09if you agree to my third rule
00:49:10what
00:49:11rule number one
00:49:13in public
00:49:14we're complete strangers
00:49:15i can't have anyone know when we live under the same roof
00:49:18no way
00:49:19okay easy peasy
00:49:20rule number two
00:49:21you stay at least three feet away from me
00:49:24at all times
00:49:28rule number three
00:49:29no more oscar
00:49:30you're mine
00:49:43that was my first kiss
00:49:46well
00:49:52tactically not
00:49:53you're first
00:49:54what do you mean
00:49:55never mind
00:49:57abigail
00:49:59i want
00:50:01you
00:50:28chris
00:50:31maybe we shouldn't
00:50:32your dad's gonna be home any minute
00:50:33no
00:50:34don't worry
00:50:35he's gone on a fishing trip
00:50:36he's not gonna be back
00:50:48chris i
00:50:55chris i
00:50:58i
00:50:59i don't know how
00:51:02it's all right abs
00:51:03you're doing amazing
00:51:18i want you to feel me
00:51:30god he's so hard
00:51:34sorry
00:51:35did i do something wrong
00:51:38did i do something wrong
00:51:40you're doing amazing
00:51:49now
00:51:51let me return the favor
00:51:54wait maybe
00:51:55maybe we shouldn't
00:51:57it's okay
00:51:58you can trust me
00:52:01am i really gonna lose my virginity to chris
00:52:03my adopted brother
00:52:15look at me
00:52:15look at me
00:52:27kids wait till you see what i got
00:52:31chris
00:52:32what the devil are you doing
00:52:34dad
00:52:36chris
00:52:37what the devil are you doing
00:52:39dad
00:52:40i'm just uh
00:52:41just exercising
00:52:43exercise
00:52:45please tell me you have not been bringing those groupie girls home
00:52:50oh shit
00:52:50what am i gonna do
00:52:51what no
00:52:53no no i would never
00:52:54dad
00:52:54come on you gotta believe me
00:52:55you're my dad
00:52:56yeah i'm your dad so i know what you're like
00:53:00what's this
00:53:06what's this
00:53:09uh
00:53:09it's uh
00:53:10napkin
00:53:11napkin
00:53:11a napkin
00:53:12yeah i was um
00:53:13i was eating dinner
00:53:14sorry dad on the couch
00:53:15i know i'm not supposed to do that
00:53:16uh
00:53:17won't happen again
00:53:21oh
00:53:23dad
00:53:23i think you smell like fish from the trip
00:53:25i think you should
00:53:26you should go shower
00:53:27abigail's gonna be home any second here
00:53:28really i stink
00:53:29yeah i don't
00:53:30i don't smell anything
00:53:34yeah
00:53:35yeah all right
00:53:40i thought my heart was gonna explode out of my chest
00:53:46look maybe
00:53:47maybe we should just tell him
00:53:50isn't that moving a little too fast
00:53:52i mean is it
00:53:53he's your dad too
00:53:54and shit at this point he likes you burning likes me
00:53:57i think he'd be really happy if he found out we were together
00:54:01chris do you actually like me
00:54:08chris do you actually like me
00:54:11because a couple hours ago you were acting like my mortal enemy and now you want to make it official
00:54:15so what's with the 180
00:54:17abigail
00:54:17i gotta be honest
00:54:19up until recently i thought
00:54:23i thought you were my real sister
00:54:25like
00:54:26my blood sister
00:54:28what
00:54:29oh my god
00:54:31chris that is the most stupid thing i have ever heard in my entire life
00:54:36oh my god you are silly
00:54:38you are so silly
00:54:39all right
00:54:40okay okay
00:54:41i'll stop i'll stop i'll stop
00:54:45idiot
00:54:45a lovable idiot
00:54:51that's my girl
00:54:53what you looking at
00:54:56ah nothing
00:54:57listen chris
00:54:58i need you to keep your playboy ways out of this house
00:55:02you and abigail aren't happy
00:55:05what
00:55:05what are you what are you talking about
00:55:07listen
00:55:08abigail's father asked me to look after her like she was my own
00:55:10it was literally his dying wish
00:55:13as a guardian i can't let her date a boy like you
00:55:16what's that supposed to mean
00:55:17what i'm not good enough for her
00:55:19no you're not
00:55:20i mean you get into fights
00:55:21you
00:55:22you sneak into clubs
00:55:23you were suspended last semester
00:55:25abigail's on her way to harvard
00:55:26she's out of your league son
00:55:45what's wrong
00:55:46what if someone sees us
00:55:47what's wrong with that
00:55:49what what am i not
00:55:50do you not think i'm good enough for you
00:55:51what no of course not
00:55:52it's just
00:55:53yesterday i told everyone that we were siblings
00:56:00you're right
00:56:01you're right i'm sorry
00:56:02i i shouldn't be so sensitive
00:56:13see evie
00:56:14i was right
00:56:15they're not actually siblings
00:56:17i mean you've known chris for like ever right
00:56:20since when did he have a sister
00:56:21maybe they're just like really close
00:56:24it's honestly refreshing seeing siblings get along so well
00:56:29abigail is it
00:56:30you think you can steal my man and get away with it
00:56:34not a goddamn chance
00:56:40i guess chris likes me more than i thought
00:56:51oh my necklace
00:56:56that locket
00:57:02oh this
00:57:05two years ago
00:57:06right before i left for england
00:57:08chris gave me this locket as a promise
00:57:10look
00:57:11it even has a picture of us in it see
00:57:15he said they're a matching pair
00:57:17just like us
00:57:18and that he would wear every day
00:57:20and that i should too
00:57:21so that way every time i look at it
00:57:23i'll think of him
00:57:24he said that way
00:57:25everyone will know
00:57:26that he's gonna love me forever
00:57:29love
00:57:30love you forever
00:57:31i know it sounds kind of cheesy
00:57:32saying that about your childhood sweetheart
00:57:34but
00:57:34i can tell he really means it
00:57:37and you're his sister right
00:57:38you know how he is
00:57:50oh abigail
00:57:50you are dumber than i thought
00:57:52a basic bitch like you could never take chris away from me
00:57:59it even has a picture of us in it see
00:58:01he would wear it every day
00:58:03and that i should too
00:58:04so that way every time i look at it i'll think of him
00:58:06no
00:58:08no it's fine
00:58:10chris wouldn't lie to me like that
00:58:16oh my gosh does that dumb bitch actually think chris is into her
00:58:20what a joke
00:58:22just wait till she hears the truth
00:58:24what are you talking about
00:58:26you think anyone really believes you're chris's sister
00:58:29we know exactly what's going on between you and chris
00:58:32wanna know what you are to him
00:58:34you're a bet
00:58:44yep ever since you broke his sweetheart locket with evie he's hated your guts
00:58:48you really think he likes you chris has been in love with evie this whole time
00:58:52chris bet he'd make you fall in love with him after three months
00:58:55he said if it worked he would dump your ass right away
00:59:00oh look you were so desperate he snagged you in just two weeks
00:59:04yeah and evie doesn't even know about the bet
00:59:07chris will seriously do anything for her
00:59:19tell me the truth
00:59:20did you make a bet about me
00:59:22you found out
00:59:26listen listen i i can explain we we thought it'd be funny if i
00:59:31answer one more question this locket the person you wear that for
00:59:35are you gonna love them forever and ever right right yeah but yeah but it's
00:59:41okay i've heard enough
00:59:42i hate you chris
00:59:47dude did you tell abigail about our bet
00:59:50you know the one that i'd get into harvard instead of her
00:59:52everybody was wondering why your slacking ass was suddenly wanting to improve your grades
00:59:57so i told them we have a bet
01:00:01look i'll go apologize to abigail all right
01:00:04that's on me
01:00:05he said he wants you to help me get settled in
01:00:08you know with me being new here and all
01:00:09i don't know where anything is
01:00:11don't worry about i got this
01:00:14plus abigail's your sister she's not gonna hold this against you
01:00:17your family
01:00:19that's what family is for
01:00:26chris is such an asshole
01:00:28a total fucking jerk
01:00:31i'm in love with that jerk
01:00:32what am i gonna do
01:00:38it was just for shits and gigs
01:00:41so you knew about it too
01:00:42yeah
01:00:44sorry
01:00:47we shouldn't have done the bet without you knowing
01:00:50it's not your fault it's chris's
01:00:53you don't have to apologize
01:00:54it's okay abigail
01:00:56this will be the last time you cry
01:00:59ever
01:01:02damn
01:01:03i thought you had this big crush on me
01:01:05you know i still have the love letters to prove it
01:01:08you know
01:01:08i was just caught off guard
01:01:13abigail will you forgive me
01:01:14we won't make stupid bets like that anymore
01:01:17oscar i should be the one to apologize
01:01:21i lied to you
01:01:23chris is not my real brother
01:01:25his father just adopted me last month
01:01:28that's why we've been living together
01:01:30i'm sorry i should have told you
01:01:33so that's why abigail's so special to chris
01:01:35he's not just spoiling his baby sister
01:01:38he wants her to be his girl
01:01:41wow that's
01:01:43a surprise
01:01:45so um
01:01:48why tell me now
01:01:49i'm sorry oscar
01:01:51thank you for liking me
01:01:53i just
01:01:54i have feelings for someone else
01:02:01ah
01:02:03so
01:02:03there's someone else
01:02:06well he hurt you
01:02:07didn't he
01:02:08you know
01:02:11i hear the best way to get over a heartbreak
01:02:14is to find someone new
01:02:17abigail
01:02:17i could be your fake boyfriend
01:02:20maybe that'll cheer you up
01:02:22that wouldn't be fair to you
01:02:23who knows
01:02:24you might even fall for me in the process
01:02:27i know that's selfish but
01:02:29god
01:02:30i want to give myself one more chin
01:02:36what the fuck are you doing
01:02:44what are you doing
01:02:45getting all cozy with oscar like this
01:02:47what do i just mean nothing to you
01:02:48oh great it's you
01:02:50what do you want
01:02:51tell me
01:02:52who is oscar to you
01:02:54oscar is my crush
01:02:55he's the guy that i like
01:02:57i want him to be my boyfriend
01:02:58what about me
01:03:00what about us
01:03:01bro chris you gotta calm down
01:03:03dude fuck off
01:03:04what are you so pissed off for
01:03:06okay so we messed around
01:03:08we had some fun
01:03:09so what
01:03:10messing around
01:03:11that's all that was to you
01:03:13yeah duh
01:03:13oscar can actually keep up with me
01:03:16do you think i would choose you
01:03:17a loser who cuts class just to pick fights
01:03:19tell me honestly
01:03:21do you actually mean that
01:03:22of course i do
01:03:26chris
01:03:28who fennett wants us in your office right now
01:03:31eves
01:03:31i was actually just about to go looking for you
01:03:39chris
01:03:39let's go shopping later
01:03:41i need new ballet slippers
01:03:43and there's this really cute pair i've been dying to get
01:03:45sure
01:03:46yeah whatever you want i'll get it for you
01:03:48let's go
01:03:52why am i so sad
01:03:54why should i be heartbroken over a stupid liar
01:03:58so there's someone
01:04:00it's chris isn't it
01:04:01nope
01:04:02i absolutely cannot stand him
01:04:05i mean it
01:04:06i hate chris
01:04:07yeah yeah sure
01:04:08got it
01:04:10well how about a fake date with a fake boyfriend
01:04:13dinner's on me
01:04:15you don't mind if i'm using you
01:04:16not at all
01:04:18kind of like the brush of it
01:04:29try this
01:04:31sweets for my little sweetheart
01:04:33okay
01:04:40oh wow
01:04:42you guys here on a date
01:04:43mind if we join
01:04:46you're my guest
01:05:02oh wow
01:05:03she's actually allergic to fish
01:05:05my man
01:05:08aww
01:05:09you and your sister really are super close
01:05:16yeah my big bro he loves to spoil me
01:05:20doesn't he
01:05:26let go
01:05:28what was that did you say you wanted some steak
01:05:32here let's get you some steak
01:05:37say ah
01:05:38open wide
01:05:41here you go
01:05:43say ah
01:05:44oh
01:05:45nice
01:05:51i sure do love my steak
01:05:53well let's get you another bite then
01:05:55say ah
01:05:56that's enough chris
01:05:57oh chris has always been so playful am i right
01:06:00he used to do stuff like that to me all the time
01:06:04honestly i am so grateful chris had such a sweet sister keeping him happy while i was gone
01:06:10i was terrified he would just be sulking around the whole time because of how much he used me
01:06:22are you full
01:06:24if you're done let's go home
01:06:25hey man uh you take evie home i'm gonna take my sister
01:06:28you know what actually i don't think i'm quite ready to call it a night
01:06:33oscar
01:06:34didn't you tell me that you were gonna take me to that nightclub
01:06:37you know the one that your friend works at
01:06:40abigail if you go to a nightclub you're gonna get in big trouble
01:06:42so trust me i'd know let's go home
01:06:49let's go home
01:06:49no thank you
01:06:51i think that you should take evie on a really sweet day
01:06:54and i'm gonna hang out with oscar for the night
01:06:57i said let's go home
01:06:59chris you're scaring abigail
01:07:02come on oscar let's go
01:07:07well just me at home the night eve's uh want to come over
01:07:10of course
01:07:24abigail you were the one who wanted to come
01:07:26don't tell me i snuck you in here for you to sit there and sulk
01:07:30i wonder what chris and evie are up to right now
01:07:33your boyfriend's right here and you're talking about another man
01:07:37you really don't give a shit do you
01:07:42bottoms up
01:07:43come on this is fun
01:07:45but we uh we do gotta bounce soon
01:07:47the cops show up we're busted
01:07:52fuck
01:07:53cops here we gotta go
01:07:59oscar
01:08:04wow i'm finally chris's passenger princess
01:08:12how's it taste
01:08:14do you want to try
01:08:18fuck fuck fuck
01:08:20god please what is happening
01:08:24get out of the car
01:08:25why
01:08:26i have to go look for abigail
01:08:28chris i don't get it you
01:08:30asked me to come over didn't you
01:08:32come on let's have some fun
01:08:34oh cut the act already
01:08:36we both know there's nothing between us
01:08:39and why did you try to make us look like a couple in front of abigail
01:08:42i didn't know i
01:08:44i was just trying to befriend your sister
01:08:46she is not
01:08:47my sister
01:08:51now get out
01:09:01and you better start clearing up these rumors about us
01:09:04i only let you get away with it before because i didn't like anyone
01:09:07but that's changed now
01:09:08so it's time for these bullshit games to fucking end
01:09:10if i hear one more stupid rumor
01:09:13i'm gonna expose the truth
01:09:15in front of everyone
01:09:20fuck
01:09:22oscar
01:09:23two miners right here
01:09:26stop right there
01:09:29shit
01:09:29i can't let my mom find out i was at a club
01:09:32she'll freeze my cart
01:09:33she'll confiscate my car
01:09:38oscar wait
01:09:43i'm gonna need to see some id miss
01:09:50abigail
01:09:58damn brat
01:09:59come on let's go
01:10:00stop right here
01:10:04and go go go go
01:10:06let it go
01:10:07let it go
01:10:08let it go
01:10:10run run run
01:10:11go go
01:10:31we must have gone in here
01:10:33let's go
01:10:52why did you show up at the club
01:10:54i thought you were taking evie home
01:10:55hey
01:10:56you pushed me away first
01:10:58you don't get to play the victim now
01:11:01damn it abbs
01:11:02i just
01:11:04i can't stay mad at you
01:11:16it's so cramped in here
01:11:17why don't we go somewhere a little more cozy
01:11:23oh
01:11:24oh
01:11:25oh nice
01:11:26i'm gonna stop
01:11:29okay wait
01:11:30so what about you and oscar didn't you guys just make it official
01:11:34he's just my fake boyfriend
01:11:36wait wait what
01:11:38sorry come again
01:11:39i asked oscar to be my fake boyfriend
01:11:41okay happy
01:11:43uh no
01:11:44no actually
01:11:45not at all
01:11:45explain
01:11:46chris you're committed to loving evie forever
01:11:48so why do you keep playing with me
01:11:54loving evie
01:11:55when did i ever say that
01:11:57the locket
01:11:58the necklace that's for couples
01:12:00it's supposed to symbolize eternal love or whatever right
01:12:04it's proof that you love evie
01:12:07this
01:12:15it's not
01:12:16it's not evie
01:12:17nope
01:12:19so that's
01:12:19my mom
01:12:21she's beautiful
01:12:22so you're telling me
01:12:23this mess was
01:12:24all because of this necklace
01:12:26no
01:12:27that's not it
01:12:28because you bet all of your buddies
01:12:29that you can get me to fall for you within three months
01:12:31so
01:12:31of course i don't believe that you actually like me
01:12:33i never said the bet was about making you fall for me
01:12:36the bet
01:12:36what
01:12:37what was it about
01:12:39it was about us getting into harvard
01:12:41i bet oscar that
01:12:42i would get into harvard over you
01:12:45harvard
01:12:50fake dating my best friend
01:12:52to get back at me for something i didn't even do
01:12:55now that we both know you've been a bad girl
01:12:57i think it's time
01:12:59you finally get punished the way you deserve
01:13:02and what punishment would that be
01:13:05chris what are you doing
01:13:06let me down
01:13:07the more you fight it
01:13:09the worse it's gonna be
01:13:12what are you doing
01:13:15punishing you
01:13:30don't do that again
01:13:33using another guy to make me jealous
01:13:35i can't stand it
01:13:36you're mine
01:13:37abs
01:13:38no one else's
01:13:39okay
01:13:40i'm yours
01:13:56you're playing with fire
01:13:59don't hold back
01:14:00i can handle anything you give me
01:14:03i can handle anything you give me
01:14:30I can't run fast enough, can't pick up the pace
01:14:34People run towards love, call my cause a craze
01:14:37Let's be real, some true love is really just a face
01:14:41Heard it all before, y'all just need a score
01:14:45Don't want it anymore, can't take it no more
01:14:48Love or I adore us, yes and I am sure
01:14:52Because love is war
01:14:54You taste even better than last
01:15:01Be careful, you might get addicted
01:15:22Good morning princess
01:15:24Good morning
01:15:27Chris remember you can't sleep in today, you've got to
01:15:30What the hell are you two doing?
01:15:36I told you to stay away from Abigail, didn't I? She is not like you
01:15:40It's my fault, if you want to be mad at someone, be mad at me
01:15:43I'm the one who fell for Chris first
01:15:44You like Chris?
01:15:47Yes, I'm the one who wants to be his girlfriend
01:15:50Really? Him? What do you see in this ruffian?
01:15:54I mean sure, he inherited my handsome face, but other than that
01:15:57That face is good enough for me
01:15:59I promised your father I would look after you like you were one of my own
01:16:02In a year you're going to be at Harvard
01:16:04You're going to meet a boy who treats you right and can give you the kind of life you deserve
01:16:08Seriously dad?
01:16:09I can give Abigail the life she deserves
01:16:12And she's made me change my ways
01:16:13I'm setting goals and I'm working hard to meet them
01:16:15I think I'm going to get into Harvard now
01:16:19I'm going to become someone she's proud to call her boyfriend
01:16:23Jesus Christ, this can't be happening
01:16:25Dad, the only two people I need in my life are you and Chris
01:16:29There are billions of people out there
01:16:31But you two are the ones who took me in and loved me like family
01:16:34Why would I choose some random guy when I can have him?
01:16:37The guy who really loves me for who I am
01:16:41Alright Chris, you've got one year of high school left to round into shape
01:16:44And if you don't get into Harvard, you can forget about dating Abigail
01:16:49God damn dad, you can't just cut your son a little slack here
01:16:59So, you fell for me first son
01:17:01That's pretty bold and you're crushing on your adopted brother
01:17:06Maybe I fell for you first
01:17:08But you're the one who turned your life around just so we could be together
01:17:11Fine, I guess I'm a little obsessed
01:17:14Now I can't wait to see the look on dad's face when we go off to Harvard together
01:17:20From high school seniors to senior retirement homes
01:17:23Chris stayed by my side every step of the way
01:17:26We graduated from Harvard, became husband and wife
01:17:30Started a beautiful family together
01:17:32And every single day, I fall in love with him all over again
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