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Hating and Loving My Adopted Brother
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00:00:12I'm sorry for your loss, Abigail. As per your adopted father's wishes, I placed you in the
00:00:17honors courses. Congratulations. Thank you, Mr. Peters. I hope you'll feel right at home here
00:00:24in Clearwater High. Mom, Dad, you guys can rest easy now. Uncle Ben's been really good to me,
00:00:31and tomorrow's the first day of my brand new life. Stop! Fred! I'm pregnant with your baby!
00:00:40You can't keep ignoring me!
00:00:56What, are you ignoring me now? Last warning, you do that again, next time I run you over.
00:01:03Was that night we shared together not special to you? Chris, I want to be more than just another
00:01:07one of your booty calls. I want to be your girlfriend. Oh my God, did she seriously just
00:01:12say that? Not gonna lie, though. Chris is insanely hot. I totally settle for a one-night stand.
00:01:18Typical spoiled jock. We both know nothing happened. You spiked my drink. I blacked out.
00:01:26I was drugged out of my fucking mind, and I still didn't let finger on it. Chris, please,
00:01:31give me a chance. Give our baby a chance, please! Chris, what are you doing? You could have
00:01:40hurt the baby! One more lie, and it's over for you and that so-called baby of yours.
00:01:45Hey, asshole! What's your deal? You can't just go around pushing pregnant girls like that.
00:01:52Apologize!
00:01:56Hey, I said apologize. Who is that girl? Did you not hear me? Tell her you're sorry!
00:02:06Oh my God, she's so cooked. That locket is, like, super important to Chris.
00:02:12Okay, now you're really asking for it.
00:02:28He's kind of hot.
00:02:32No, Abigail, wake up.
00:02:35I'm sorry I broke your locket, okay?
00:02:37It was an accident.
00:02:39But it's nothing compared to what you did.
00:02:40Just walking around, shoving girls you knock up.
00:02:44Sometimes, the truth isn't always what it sounds like.
00:02:47I don't need an apology.
00:02:50Just get out of my sight.
00:03:10You're proud of me, Mom? I held back from going off on that girl today, just like you would have
00:03:14wanted.
00:03:15Hey, Chris. Remember how you always wanted a sibling? And guess what? I just found you a sister.
00:03:23Wait, what? A sister? Where? Where is she?
00:03:26Well, she should be here any second now. Why don't you come downstairs when you're ready?
00:03:33What the hell? Who would Dad even have a kid with? Wait, wait, wait. Now, how old is this sister?
00:03:39I'm not going to have to help him raise a baby now, am I?
00:03:42Wait, Dad, is she, like, my real sister?
00:03:45Yes. All right.
00:03:50Wait a second. Did he just ask if she was going to be a cool sister?
00:03:54Of course she is. She's my best friend's daughter.
00:03:59Abigail, please, come in. Come in.
00:04:04Wait, let me take this for you.
00:04:09Abigail, your dad was like my best friend in the world. I just want you to think of this house
00:04:15as your home.
00:04:16I know it's been rough, and clearly I'm not going to, you know, replace him, but hopefully I can be
00:04:21a good father to you, too.
00:04:25Thank you, Uncle Ben.
00:04:26And feel free to call me Dad. I mean, if you, when it's, why don't I introduce you to your
00:04:32brother?
00:04:32He's going to love you, I am sure of it. Chris, come down. Your sister's here.
00:04:42It's you.
00:04:43It's you?
00:04:52You two know each other already? That's perfect.
00:04:55I hate to do this, but I actually have to leave town on a business trip, so this punk here
00:04:59is going to watch after you while I'm gone.
00:05:02You two play nice. Chris, do not get her mixed up in any of your silly shenanigans.
00:05:36I'm Abigail.
00:05:38He said that since we're brother and sister, we should probably try to get along.
00:05:45Does he really have to be this close?
00:05:48Yeah, I'm an only child. I don't have a sister.
00:05:52Fine, then.
00:05:55You know what? I actually don't want a brother like you anyway, because you're a deadbeat who knocks
00:06:00up girls, then runs away.
00:06:02Watch your fucking mouth.
00:06:03You watch your mouth or I'll hit you.
00:06:15Whatever. This is probably for the best.
00:06:17At least I won't have to waste energy trying to get along with him.
00:06:28Oh, why am I so afraid of him?
00:06:31I feel like I forgot something.
00:06:37My craw!
00:06:38My craw!
00:06:54What? I clearly remember putting it right here.
00:07:01Hey, sis.
00:07:03What, you looking for this?
00:07:08I...
00:07:08A fruity bra, huh?
00:07:10You know, I didn't expect my dear sister to be so childish.
00:07:15Give it back.
00:07:16Oh.
00:07:18You want it back?
00:07:19You're going to have to agree to my three rules.
00:07:21I mean, if you're going to live in my house, it's going to be on my terms.
00:07:25What are the rules?
00:07:26Rule number one.
00:07:27In public, we're complete strangers.
00:07:30I can't have anyone know when we live under the same roof.
00:07:32No way.
00:07:33Okay, easy peasy.
00:07:34Rule number two.
00:07:36You stay at least three feet away from me at all times.
00:07:40Okay.
00:07:41And the third?
00:07:43How about this?
00:07:44You owe me one.
00:07:46Oh, you won?
00:07:48Yeah.
00:07:56What, is that going to be a problem?
00:07:58I didn't say that.
00:08:10I'm sorry, but what is that I feel on my thighs?
00:08:13It feels so hard.
00:08:15Okay.
00:08:17Don't move.
00:08:20Oh my God!
00:08:24I just moved in and my new brother already hates me.
00:08:27Living here is going to be a nightmare.
00:08:32Chris, help!
00:08:33How, so you're afraid of dogs, huh?
00:08:35Since when did you guys have a dog?
00:08:36Her name is Bella.
00:08:37She's a beloved member of this household.
00:08:39Thank you very much.
00:08:40If you want to live here, you're going to have to get along with her.
00:08:45Can you just tell him to stay back?
00:08:48Why should I?
00:08:49She's more family to me than you are.
00:08:51You know what?
00:08:51If you're afraid of her, then you should stay away.
00:08:54Ain't that right, Bella?
00:08:57Oh, it's time for school.
00:08:58You know, I'd give you a ride, but the whole first rule and all.
00:09:02Whatever.
00:09:03I don't want to ride from you anyway.
00:09:05Again with the attitude.
00:09:07Also, one more thing.
00:09:09There's really no bus stops on the street, and Ubers take forever to get here.
00:09:12So, who knows?
00:09:13You may have to hitchhike.
00:09:15What?
00:09:15Yeah.
00:09:16Ciao.
00:09:18Uh, go over there.
00:09:21Chew!
00:09:34Chris, you asshole!
00:09:44Wait, isn't that the girl from yesterday?
00:09:46Why did she just come out of Chris's house?
00:09:54And that is how you do it.
00:10:01Chris, you are such a dick!
00:10:07You must be Abigail, the new transfer student, late on your first day.
00:10:11You're quite different from how Mr. Peters described you.
00:10:25Oh my god, it's you!
00:10:29Thanks for standing up for me yesterday.
00:10:32Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:10:33What's your name again?
00:10:34Oh, my name is Abigail.
00:10:36I'm Kylie.
00:10:37Can I throw a welcome party for you?
00:10:40What?
00:10:40No, I don't even know anybody.
00:10:42That's the whole point of a party.
00:10:44Oh, please, pretty please, give me a chance to thank you.
00:10:48I want to be your friend.
00:10:50Okay, then, I guess.
00:10:54You'd better dress up, girl.
00:10:56Give me glam, elegant, something truly stunning.
00:10:59I want everyone to know my new BFF is a total baddie.
00:11:09Don't go to that party.
00:11:11Don't go to that party.
00:11:11What, are you afraid that me and your ex are going to get back at you?
00:11:13Wow!
00:11:14Fine.
00:11:15My bad for trying to be nice.
00:11:18Don't blame me when you regret it.
00:11:30What the hell am I going to wear to this party?
00:11:37A fruity bra.
00:11:39I didn't expect my dear sister to be so childish.
00:11:44Nope.
00:11:46I need a serious glow-up.
00:11:47No more of this childish shit.
00:12:03Okay, that's a good boy.
00:12:05No, these are not toys.
00:12:07These are toys!
00:12:09These are toys!
00:12:24Oh, no.
00:12:25And the fruity bra to Lacey Thomas.
00:12:27I gotta say, it's quite the leap.
00:12:33Sorry about that.
00:12:33Can you just, um, give it back to me, please?
00:12:35Nope.
00:12:36Not until you tell me what you bought all this stuff for.
00:12:39And more importantly, why it's all so sexy.
00:12:44Oh, my God.
00:12:45Don't tell me you actually took my childish comment to heart, did you?
00:12:48No.
00:12:49It has nothing to do with you.
00:12:50I was just shopping for Kylie's party,
00:12:52and I just bought some underwear, too, while I was at it.
00:12:54That's all.
00:12:55I told you not to go to that party.
00:12:58You need to stay away from Kylie.
00:12:59Back off.
00:13:00I can be friends with whoever I want.
00:13:03Yeah.
00:13:27I can't wait to hear all the dirt your ex has on you.
00:13:33Hey, look, I don't know how many times I have to tell you.
00:13:37Kylie is not...
00:13:46This should be glam enough, right?
00:13:54Last time I'm going to tell you, do not go to that party.
00:13:57Seriously, what is your problem?
00:13:59Am I not allowed to have my own life now?
00:14:01Kylie is not as nice as you think.
00:14:03I mean, the girl is literally nothing but trouble.
00:14:05Don't talk shit about my friend.
00:14:07Besides, she's better than you.
00:14:08You always bring me trouble, you stupid, selfish dick.
00:14:15Listen.
00:14:15I'm only warning you because Dad told me to look out for you.
00:14:22Hold on.
00:14:25Are you wearing perfume?
00:14:30Did you forget rule number two, big brother?
00:14:32Three feet apart at all times.
00:14:38Come on, Kris.
00:14:39Get a hold of yourself.
00:14:40She's your sister.
00:14:49Hey, Kylie.
00:14:50I'm here.
00:14:57Hey, Abigail.
00:14:59What brings you here?
00:15:01Ew.
00:15:01That dress screams clearance bridesmaid.
00:15:06But you told me you were throwing me a welcome party today.
00:15:10Who the fuck do you think you are?
00:15:13Aw.
00:15:14You must have misunderstood me.
00:15:16But still, I'm glad you came.
00:15:18Is this for me?
00:15:19Let's have a look.
00:15:25Juice?
00:15:26What is this, kindergarten?
00:15:27If you're going to show up uninvited, at least bring some real booze.
00:15:34It seems I'm not wanted here, so I'll just see myself out.
00:15:37No, don't go.
00:15:39You haven't tried your juice yet.
00:15:55I don't understand.
00:15:56I thought you wanted to be my friend.
00:15:58Why would you do this to me?
00:15:59Friends?
00:16:00With you?
00:16:01My dad's the wealthiest guy in town, and you think you can be my friend.
00:16:06Oh, I get it now.
00:16:08You transferred to Clearwater High because you wanted to mooch off the rich kids.
00:16:13Hey, guys.
00:16:14Check out my new friend, Abby Fail.
00:16:17She sucks just as much as her stupid name.
00:16:20Aw, say cheese.
00:16:22Dance, Abby Fail.
00:16:23Kylie, stop.
00:16:24Aw, looks like you're about to cry.
00:16:27Hold a pose, Abby Fail.
00:16:51Get off me, leave me alone.
00:16:55Well, bestie, how does this $3,000 bottle of Louie taste?
00:17:08Chris was right.
00:17:09You're the worst.
00:17:10I can't believe I ever wanted to be her friend.
00:17:13Let me guess, the whole pregnancy thing was a lie, too.
00:17:18Finally showing your true colors, huh?
00:17:20Let's be real.
00:17:21You only stood up for me yesterday because you wanted to look good in front of Chris.
00:17:24That's how you got into his bed last night, right?
00:17:28You slut!
00:17:29You're actually delusional.
00:17:31And you're just some whore who's trying to sleep her way to the top.
00:17:34Because I'll just have to put you in your place.
00:17:36Everyone enjoying the show?
00:17:37How about we take this party over to the pool?
00:17:45Let go of me!
00:17:50This doesn't feel right.
00:17:51I gotta go find her.
00:17:53Come on, pick up, pick up.
00:17:56Hey, man, what's Kylie's address?
00:17:59Let go of me!
00:18:03Please let go!
00:18:04I didn't do anything to any of you!
00:18:06Why are you just going along with her?
00:18:08Enough bitching!
00:18:09Come on, guys.
00:18:10She's drunk off that Louis, so let's help sober her up in the pool.
00:18:15No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:18:29My dress!
00:18:30It's too heavy, I'm sinking!
00:18:33Look at you.
00:18:35Laying like a drowning dog.
00:18:44Help me!
00:18:45Somebody help me!
00:18:47Aw, cry all you want.
00:18:49This is my house.
00:18:51No one's coming to save you.
00:18:56Oh my god, look at her.
00:18:57This is so gonna blow up on TikTok.
00:19:01Abigail!
00:19:02Get out!
00:19:32Chris.
00:19:33I'm sorry I'm late.
00:19:34Are you alright?
00:19:41Chris, we were just having a little fun with her?
00:19:43Fun, huh?
00:19:50How about now?
00:19:51You still having fun?
00:19:53What the fuck?!
00:20:00Phone's in the pool, now!
00:20:06Phone's in the pool!
00:20:06She's mine!
00:20:07Mess with her, you mess with me!
00:20:11Come on, let's go!
00:20:19Shit, she's burning up!
00:20:33Your dress is soaked!
00:20:34We gotta get this thing off!
00:20:36Hey!
00:20:37Hey, Abigail!
00:20:39Wake up!
00:20:41I don't feel good!
00:20:43She's so drunk!
00:20:45Listen, you're running a fever!
00:20:47Alright, I'm gonna get you in some nice, warm, comfy clothes!
00:20:49Okay?
00:20:57Chris?
00:20:59Yeah?
00:21:00Did you say something?
00:21:12Abigail!
00:21:13Uncle Pat!
00:21:14I mean, Dad!
00:21:16Crap!
00:21:16If Dad catches us like this, we're screwed!
00:21:19Hey Abigail, are you asleep?
00:21:21Mm-hmm!
00:21:22I wanted to give you a gift I brought home with me!
00:21:28Abigail, are you alright?
00:21:29Is something wrong?
00:21:36Abigail!
00:21:38Are you alright?
00:21:45Is something wrong?
00:21:48Abigail!
00:21:49Is something wrong?
00:21:54Is something wrong?
00:21:55Stay calm.
00:21:56She's your sister.
00:21:57You don't feel anything.
00:21:59Chris, are you hot too?
00:22:01Oh my God, she's so drunk.
00:22:04And hot.
00:22:09Don't.
00:22:10It's really hot in here.
00:22:11Let me help you cool down.
00:22:16Help me.
00:22:23Shh.
00:22:24Don't.
00:22:44I guess she's downstairs.
00:22:53Chris, why'd you just touch my lips?
00:22:58And...
00:22:58Are you hard?
00:23:01What is wrong with me?
00:23:03Why do I want my sister?
00:23:06Chris, are you mad at me?
00:23:07Look, you're right.
00:23:08Kylie's the worst.
00:23:10I shouldn't have gone.
00:23:11Thank God you were there to save me.
00:23:14It was kinda sweet.
00:23:16Stop this.
00:23:16You can't want this.
00:23:18You can't.
00:23:19She's your sister.
00:23:45God, what am I doing?
00:23:47Kissing my sister?
00:23:48Have I lost my damn mind?
00:24:00Mmm...
00:24:02Chris...
00:24:04Hahaha...
00:24:16Oh, Abigail.
00:24:31Oh Chris, oh Chris, oh Chris, yes, yes, oh my god, how could I have a wet
00:24:49dream about Chris?
00:25:12Careful.
00:25:28Oh shit, why did I actually want that to happen?
00:25:41Hey, get back here.
00:25:42Abigail hasn't had her breakfast yet.
00:25:44Wait up for her and drive her to school.
00:25:51Eat up kiddo, there's plenty to go around.
00:26:05I know that you found somewhere bad.
00:26:08Lay your head at night, you better love you right.
00:26:23You're so hot.
00:26:27What?
00:26:30Wouldn't you just call me?
00:26:34Wouldn't you just call me?
00:26:36Did you just say Abigail was hot?
00:26:40Fuck, stay cool, stay cool.
00:26:42Don't let dad find out.
00:26:43Ah, no, I meant Bella.
00:26:46She must be hot sitting under the table.
00:26:49Um, hey, we're gonna be late, we gotta go.
00:26:53Hey, wait for your sister.
00:27:03Remember rule number one?
00:27:05Yep, total strangers, got it.
00:27:08Good.
00:27:20What the fuck?
00:27:27Did Abigail just come out of Chris's car?
00:27:30What the fuck?
00:27:31He's never driven any girl to school, like ever.
00:27:34Are she and Chris actually dating?
00:27:36As if.
00:27:37She's probably just another dumb bitch trying to cling to him.
00:27:39God, he always attracts the most desperate trashy sluts.
00:27:43Ah!
00:27:44Ah!
00:28:08Bro, what's going on with you and the new girl?
00:28:10Everyone's saying you gave her a ride this morning to school?
00:28:12Dude, nothing's going on between us, alright?
00:28:15Absolutely nothing at all.
00:28:19Alright ladies, in the pool first.
00:28:21Boys, warm up.
00:28:44Hey!
00:28:45Stop!
00:28:46Seriously!
00:28:47Oops!
00:28:48Sorry!
00:28:48It's just so crowded in here, you know?
00:28:50Totally an accident.
00:28:52Hi!
00:28:53Hi!
00:28:55Hi!
00:28:56Hi!
00:28:58Hi!
00:29:06Oh shit.
00:29:07My top is gone.
00:29:13Damnib, where did it go?
00:29:16Okay, ladies, that's time.
00:29:18Boys, you're up.
00:29:23Oh no.
00:29:24I think we're missing someone.
00:29:26I'm pretty sure it's Abigail.
00:29:32Oh my god, what is that?
00:29:34Is it someone's swimsuit?
00:29:41Abigail, is this yours?
00:29:43No freaking way. Does that mean she's basically naked?
00:29:46Don't worry, girly. We'll record this iconic moment for you.
00:29:50She's probably trying to get all the guys turned on.
00:29:52What a fucking slut.
00:29:54Can you please give it back?
00:29:56Uh-oh, you're too far away.
00:29:58I can't throw it all the way over there.
00:30:00I'll just ask some of the guys to bring it to you.
00:30:03Hey boy!
00:30:05Abigail's bikini top fell off and she needs a hand putting it back on.
00:30:09Any volunteers?
00:30:13Just throw it to me, please!
00:30:15What? You're going to swim over here?
00:30:18Wow, Abigail, that's pretty bold.
00:30:21All the guys are going to see your tits.
00:30:22We all know that's exactly what she wants.
00:30:24Let's help her out then.
00:30:26Schoolgirl skinny dips during class.
00:30:28That's so going viral!
00:30:34Holy shit!
00:30:36What are these?
00:30:37Double Ds?
00:30:38Oh, I think I just saw one of her nips!
00:30:42What should I do?
00:30:45Oh yeah, I'm going to give it to her.
00:30:48They won't see me if I'm underwater.
00:30:56God, she's so pathetic!
00:30:58Oh, Abigail, ready or not, here I come!
00:31:04Stay away from her, you son of a bitch!
00:31:15Oh, I'm going to give it to her, I'm going to give it to her, I'm going to give it
00:31:22to her, I'm going to give it to her, I'm going to give it to her, I'm going to give
00:31:22it to her, I'm going to give it to her, I'm going to give it to her, I'm going to
00:31:23give it to her, I'm going to give it to her, I'm going to give it to her, I'm going
00:31:24to give it to her, I'm going to give it to her, I'm going to give it to her, I'm
00:31:24going to give it to her, I'm going to give it to her, I'm going to give it to her,
00:31:24I'm going to give it to her, I'm going to give it to her, I'm going to give it to
00:31:24her, I'm going to give it to her, I'm going to give it to her, I'm going to give it
00:31:27to her, I'm going to give it to her, I'm going
00:31:57Everyone, turn around now!
00:32:05You're safe, man.
00:32:11Again?
00:32:12Wait, Chris.
00:32:13Don't get me wrong.
00:32:14I really didn't know it was hers.
00:32:15I just wanted to help.
00:32:18You and you, you touch her again,
00:32:21I'll make sure you regret it.
00:32:42I think there's something wrong with me.
00:32:45No one's ever made me feel like this before,
00:32:47but she's my sister.
00:32:50God, I'm such a sick freak.
00:32:54He saved me.
00:32:56Again.
00:32:57No one's ever cared about me like that.
00:32:59Does Chris like me?
00:33:01Even just a little?
00:33:02Abigail?
00:33:04I need to see him.
00:33:06I need to think him properly.
00:33:12Hey, Oscar, what's up, dude?
00:33:13I wanted to ask,
00:33:14are you and Abigail, like, a thing?
00:33:19Great.
00:33:19Now everyone's catching on.
00:33:21Look, bro, I know you,
00:33:23and you don't get involved in other people's shit like this.
00:33:25Not ever.
00:33:28Abigail's my sister, dude.
00:33:30You happy now?
00:33:30For real?
00:33:32Nice.
00:33:33I was worried you had a crush on her or something.
00:33:36Abigail's totally my type, man.
00:33:37She's super cute.
00:33:39She has an insane body.
00:33:41She's not fake like those other girls.
00:33:43Bro, you're trippin'.
00:33:45Abigail, she's got a shitty personality,
00:33:47and her body's mid as fuck.
00:33:48She's got a flat chest, flat ass,
00:33:51scrawny chicken legs.
00:33:52Dude, you can do better than her.
00:33:56Abigail, what were you thinking?
00:33:58He only helped you,
00:33:59because you're like a sister to him.
00:34:04I was holding back,
00:34:05but now that I know she's just your sister,
00:34:08I'm totally gonna go for her, man.
00:34:10Well, good luck with that, man.
00:34:11Alright, see you later.
00:34:13See ya.
00:34:28Dude, what the hell are you doing here?
00:34:29I'm here to see Abigail.
00:34:31No.
00:34:32No, no, no, no, dude.
00:34:32You can't just show up to someone's house uninvited.
00:34:35Get out.
00:34:38Get out.
00:34:41Get out, dude.
00:34:44Hey.
00:34:51What are you guys doing?
00:34:58Uh, Abigail.
00:35:02Want to go to the movies?
00:35:03Just me and you?
00:35:08No, Abigail.
00:35:10Don't go.
00:35:17Bro, you're trippin'.
00:35:19Abigail, she's got a shitty personality,
00:35:21and her body's mid as fuck.
00:35:23Oh, Chris Lawrence.
00:35:24Just watch.
00:35:26I'm way more charming than you think.
00:35:28Sounds fun.
00:35:28I'm down.
00:35:30Just...
00:35:33Just give me some time to get ready.
00:35:35Take all the time you need.
00:35:45Abigail.
00:35:47What are you doing in here?
00:35:48I have to change.
00:35:49Get out.
00:35:49You can't go on a date with Oscar.
00:35:52Why not?
00:35:59Because...
00:36:01Because Oscar is too good for you.
00:36:03Are you serious?
00:36:05You are unreal.
00:36:06You came in here just to tell me that I'm not good enough for your friend.
00:36:09Get out.
00:36:10I may not have the perfect body,
00:36:12but don't think, not even for a second, that I'm not good enough.
00:36:14Because I am.
00:36:15I know I am.
00:36:16Get out.
00:36:17That's not...
00:36:17That's not what I meant.
00:36:18I said get out.
00:36:24Damn it.
00:36:24Why did I say that?
00:36:26God, if I don't tell someone my feelings soon, I swear I'm gonna explode.
00:36:30But how the fuck am I supposed to say that I like my baby sister?
00:36:34Shit.
00:36:35I should apologize to her.
00:36:40Shit.
00:36:45Shit.
00:36:51I should apologize to her.
00:36:54Shit.
00:36:56Shit.
00:37:07Okay, where the hell do you think you're going in that shirt?
00:37:10I mean, your tits are literally about to pop out.
00:37:12Okay, get out of my way and stay out of my business.
00:37:16Abigail, look, I'm just trying to look out for you as your older brother.
00:37:19Hey, Oscar is an actual jerk.
00:37:22He's just going to end up hurting you.
00:37:23You always see the worst in people, Chris.
00:37:26Just like with me.
00:37:27I'm just somebody with a shitty personality, mid-body, flat ass, flat chest, and what was it?
00:37:35Oh, yeah, scrawny chicken legs.
00:37:37Oh, and take a good fucking look at these.
00:37:40Because it's the last time you'll see it, asshole.
00:37:47Fuck!
00:37:48Oh, my God.
00:38:16Oh, my God.
00:38:51Don't mind him.
00:38:54Have some more popcorn.
00:39:15What the fuck?
00:39:16I'm sorry, man.
00:39:17My hand slipped.
00:39:20God.
00:39:21Why did that guy seem so familiar?
00:39:25Jeez.
00:39:27I'm a mess.
00:39:28Sorry that asshole cut our date short.
00:39:31That's okay.
00:39:32I still had a nice time.
00:39:41What the hell was she even laughing about?
00:39:43What, she talks to a guy for, like, two hours and settling their fucking soulmates?
00:39:49Hey, you've got something right there.
00:39:52Did I get it?
00:39:54Oh, no, not quite.
00:39:56Hold on.
00:39:59Oh, my God.
00:40:10No, no, no, no, no.
00:40:11This is whack.
00:40:12Look, my sister can date other guys, but not my best friend.
00:40:18I need to go make sure he doesn't hurt her.
00:40:20Yeah.
00:40:28Does she actually like him?
00:40:38Oh, um, thanks.
00:40:44You're really cute.
00:41:10Why?
00:41:10Why would I think of him at a time like this?
00:41:16I, um, I'm just not feeling too good, so I'm going to head home.
00:41:25You're the first person to ever turn me down, Abigail.
00:41:28That only makes me want you more.
00:41:33Morning, son.
00:41:35Morning.
00:41:36And, Chris, make sure your calendar's clear next weekend.
00:41:38We're going to go visit the graves of Abigail's parents.
00:41:42What did you say?
00:41:43Gross, Chris.
00:41:45Wait, no, no, no.
00:41:46What did you say?
00:41:46You said her parents died?
00:41:48What do you mean?
00:41:48Aren't you her parents?
00:41:49You said she was my sister.
00:41:51Chris, I am not playing these games with you today.
00:41:53No, no, Dad.
00:41:54I'm being serious.
00:41:55Is Abigail my biological sister or not?
00:41:59Is Abigail my biological sister or not?
00:42:02No, of course not.
00:42:03Abigail is the daughter of my best friend.
00:42:05He and his wife died in the line of duty.
00:42:10Oh, I knew it.
00:42:13God, I knew it.
00:42:14I'm not a freak.
00:42:19Well, I don't know about that.
00:42:21Then the story starts to wrap up.
00:42:23Hero comes home a changed person.
00:42:25So who can answer what are the three different parts in a play?
00:42:30When he's not talking, he's really not that bad.
00:42:40Is she that obsessed with Oscar?
00:42:43God, as soon as I find out she's actually not my sister.
00:42:45She falls head over heels for my best bro.
00:42:47Fucking perfect.
00:42:49Abigail, do you know the answer?
00:42:54Abigail, answer the question.
00:42:57I, um, I, I, I, I, I choose B.
00:43:10My question was what are the different parts in a three-act play?
00:43:15Abigail, I expect you to pay more attention moving forward.
00:43:18Yes, Miss Bella.
00:43:24Still an asshole.
00:43:29What does Abigail have that I don't?
00:43:38Chris, just wait till we get home.
00:43:41I'm telling dad you're a big, fat boy.
00:43:44Oh my God.
00:43:45Evie Everett is back.
00:43:46Isn't she Chris's girlfriend?
00:43:48Oh, Chris's girlfriend?
00:43:51Oh, the one in the photo.
00:43:53The one in the locket that he never takes off.
00:43:54Yeah, they're childhood sweethearts.
00:43:57Back then, Chris would follow Evie to her ballet class and back every day.
00:44:01He stuck to her like glue.
00:44:03Then two years ago, Evie got into the Royal Ballet.
00:44:05She's the youngest principal dancer ever.
00:44:08Isn't she awesome?
00:44:10She sounds incredible.
00:44:34Evie's back.
00:44:35Our Queen Bee's back.
00:44:47Oh my God, they're so cute.
00:44:51Aren't they just perfect together?
00:44:54So she's Chris's girlfriend.
00:44:57She's flawless.
00:44:58I've never seen anyone so gorgeous, so graceful.
00:45:03See, that's Evie.
00:45:04The only girl Chris has eyes for.
00:45:06She's everything that you're not.
00:45:09Hey guys, look what we have here.
00:45:14It's a sweet little love letter.
00:45:19Your teasing drives me mad.
00:45:21You pick on me till I'm sad.
00:45:23But I still want you so bad.
00:45:28You're stubborn, you're annoying, but your smile's my undoing.
00:45:32I think I really like you.
00:45:36You kept me up last night, thinking about that kiss.
00:45:39I'd give you my first time and let you show me, please.
00:45:43Haley, stop it.
00:45:44Give it back.
00:45:45Haley, give it back to me.
00:45:46Abigail, your kindergarten love poems are so cute.
00:45:49No wonder you're still a virgin.
00:45:51Go on, tell us.
00:45:53Who exactly are you going to lose it to?
00:45:57Who exactly are you going to give it to?
00:45:59Give it back to me.
00:46:04Haley, cut it out.
00:46:07Wow, Abigail.
00:46:09Didn't know you had it in you.
00:46:10Miss Goody Two Shoes over here has been two-timing Oscar and Chris.
00:46:15No, no, it's not what you think.
00:46:17Don't be shy, girl.
00:46:18Share with the class.
00:46:22Who is that letter for?
00:46:24Oscar or Chris?
00:46:29Is Abigail's love letter for me?
00:46:34The letter is...
00:46:35Speak up!
00:46:36Oh my God, was I right?
00:46:39You've liked Chris all along, haven't you?
00:46:41Tell everyone.
00:46:42Tell Oscar.
00:46:44Who's Chris to you?
00:46:51I'm the one who...
00:46:52Chris is my brother!
00:47:02Chris is my brother.
00:47:05And this letter is for Oscar.
00:47:10Really?
00:47:11Because I've already cut it bad for you, Abigail.
00:47:19Fuck!
00:47:20I'm supposed to be saying that.
00:47:27I'm no competition to someone as pretty and cool as Evie.
00:47:31Plus, Chris only thinks of me as his baby sister.
00:47:38I want to go home.
00:47:40I want to go home.
00:47:41It's okay.
00:47:42I'll get you home.
00:47:45Abigail, your first love died before it even had a chance.
00:47:55Hey, Abigail.
00:47:57You said you wrote that love letter for me.
00:48:00Is it true?
00:48:02I...
00:48:02Abigail, you don't have to be shy.
00:48:04I'll say it again.
00:48:06I like you.
00:48:09I just need you to say it.
00:48:12Do you like me too?
00:48:16I...
00:48:17I...
00:48:25My brother, he doesn't have an umbrella, so I should probably go home.
00:48:30It's raining cats and dogs out here.
00:48:32Get home safe, okay?
00:48:43Are you crazy?
00:48:45It's storming out here.
00:48:46Why are you just standing under the pouring rain?
00:48:48The rain didn't stop you from floating with Oscar.
00:48:51He was just walking me home, okay?
00:48:52That's all.
00:48:53That's all?
00:48:55Please.
00:48:56Everyone knows you guys like each other.
00:48:58I mean, didn't you write him those love poems?
00:49:00Aren't you obsessed with him?
00:49:02Why are you being so difficult?
00:49:03Let's just go inside and we can talk about it, okay?
00:49:06We can go inside.
00:49:09If you agree to my third rule.
00:49:11What?
00:49:12Rule number one.
00:49:13In public, we're complete strangers.
00:49:16I can't have anyone know when we live under the same roof.
00:49:18No way.
00:49:19Okay, easy peasy.
00:49:20Rule number two.
00:49:21You stay at least three feet away from me at all times.
00:49:28Rule number three.
00:49:29No more Oscar.
00:49:31You're mine.
00:49:44That was my first kiss.
00:49:50Well...
00:49:51Tactically, not your first.
00:49:54What do you mean?
00:49:56Never mind.
00:49:58Abigail...
00:49:59I want you.
00:50:01I want you.
00:50:28Chris.
00:50:31maybe we shouldn't your your dad's gonna be home any minute
00:50:33no no don't worry he's gone on a fishing trip he's not gonna be back tonight
00:50:48uh chris i
00:50:56i i don't know how
00:51:01it's all right abs you're doing amazing
00:51:18i want you to feel me
00:51:30god he's so hard
00:51:35sorry did i do something wrong
00:51:38did i do something wrong
00:51:41you're doing amazing
00:51:50now let me return the favor
00:51:54wait maybe maybe we shouldn't
00:51:56it's okay you can trust me
00:52:00am i really gonna lose my virginity to chris my adopted brother
00:52:15look at me
00:52:27kids wait till you see what i got
00:52:31chris what the devil are you doing
00:52:36chris what the devil are you doing
00:52:40dad i'm just uh just exercising
00:52:42exercise
00:52:45please tell me you have not been bringing those groupie girls home
00:52:49oh shit what am i gonna do
00:52:51what no no no i would never
00:52:54dad come on you gotta believe me you're my dad
00:52:56yeah i'm your dad so i know what you're like
00:53:00what's this
00:53:06what's this
00:53:09uh it's a napkin
00:53:11napkin
00:53:11a napkin yeah i was um i was eating dinner sorry dad on the couch i know i'm not supposed
00:53:16to do that uh what happened again
00:53:23dad i think you smell like fish from the trip i think you should you should go shower abigail's
00:53:27gonna be home any second here
00:53:28really i stink
00:53:30yeah i don't i don't smell anything
00:53:34yeah all right
00:53:40i thought my heart was gonna explode out of my chest
00:53:46look maybe maybe we should just tell him
00:53:50isn't that moving a little too fast
00:53:52i mean is it he's your dad too and
00:53:55shit at this point he likes you but he likes me
00:53:57i think he'd be really happy if he found out we were together
00:54:01chris do you actually like me
00:54:08chris do you actually like me
00:54:11because a couple hours ago you were acting like my mortal enemy and now you want to make
00:54:15it official so what's with the 180
00:54:16abigail i gotta be honest up until recently i thought
00:54:23i thought you were my real sister like my blood sister
00:54:28what oh my god
00:54:31chris that is the most stupid thing i have ever heard in my entire life
00:54:36oh my god you are silly you are so silly
00:54:39all right all right okay okay i'll stop i'll stop i'll stop
00:54:44idiot
00:54:45a lovable idiot
00:54:50that's my girl
00:54:53what you looking at
00:54:55ah nothing
00:54:57listen chris
00:55:08abigail's father asked me to look after her like she was my own it was literally his dying wish
00:55:13as a guardian i can't let her date a boy like you
00:55:16what's that supposed to mean what i'm not good enough for her
00:55:19no you're not i mean you get into fights you you sneak into clubs you were suspended last semester abigail
00:55:25is on her way to harvard
00:55:26she's out of your league son
00:55:45what's wrong
00:55:46what's wrong what if someone sees us what's wrong with that what am i not do you not think i'm
00:55:50good enough for you
00:55:51what no of course not it's just yesterday i told everyone that we were siblings
00:56:00you're right you're right i'm sorry i i shouldn't be so sensitive
00:56:13see evie i was right
00:56:15they're not actually siblings
00:56:17i mean you've known chris for like ever right
00:56:20since when did you have a sister
00:56:21maybe they're just like really close
00:56:24it's honestly refreshing seeing siblings get along so well
00:56:29abigail is it
00:56:30you think you can steal my man and get away with it
00:56:34not a goddamn chance
00:56:40i guess chris likes me more than i thought
00:56:51oh my necklace
00:56:56that locket
00:57:02oh this
00:57:05two years ago right before i left for england
00:57:07chris gave me this locket as a promise
00:57:10look it even has a picture of us in it see
00:57:15he said they're a matching pair just like us and that he would wear every day and that i should
00:57:21too so that way every time i look at it i'll think of him
00:57:24he said that way everyone will know that he's gonna love me forever
00:57:29love love love you forever i know it sounds kind of cheesy saying that about your childhood sweetheart but i
00:57:35can tell he really means it and you're his sister right you know how he is
00:57:49oh abigail you are dumber than i thought a basic bitch like you could never take chris
00:57:55away from us away from me
00:57:59it even has a picture of us in it see he would wear it every day and that i should
00:58:04too so that way every time i look at it i'll think of him
00:58:06no no it's fine chris wouldn't lie to me like that
00:58:16oh my gosh does that dumb bitch actually think chris is into her
00:58:20what a joke just wait till she hears the truth what are you talking about
00:58:26you think anyone really believes you're chris's sister we know exactly what's going on between you and chris
00:58:32want to know what you are to him you're a bet
00:58:35a bet
00:58:43yep ever since you broke his sweetheart locket with evie he's hated your guts
00:58:48you really think he likes you chris has been in love with evie this whole time
00:58:52chris bet he'd make you fall in love with him after three months
00:58:55he said if it worked he would dump your ass right away
00:59:01oh look you were so desperate he snagged you in just two weeks
00:59:04yeah and evie doesn't even know about the bet chris will seriously do anything for her
00:59:19tell me the truth did you make a bet about me you found out
00:59:26listen listen i i can explain we we thought it'd be funny if i
00:59:31answer one more question this locket the person you wear that for are you gonna love them forever
00:59:36and ever right right yeah yeah but it's okay i've heard enough i hate you chris
00:59:47dude did you tell abigail about our bet you know the one that i'd get into harvard instead of her
00:59:52everybody was wondering why your slacking ass was suddenly wanting to improve your grades
00:59:57so i told them we have a bet look i'll go apologize to abigail all right that's on me
01:00:05he said i want you to help me get settled in you know with me being new here and all
01:00:09i don't know where anything is don't worry beau i got this plus abigail's your sister she's not
01:00:15gonna hold this against you your family that's what family is for
01:00:26chris is such an asshole a total fucking jerk
01:00:31i'm in love with that jerk what am i gonna do
01:00:38it was just for shits and gigs
01:00:41so you knew about it too
01:00:42yeah
01:00:44sorry
01:00:47we shouldn't have done the bet without you knowing
01:00:50it's not your fault it's chris's
01:00:52you don't have to apologize
01:00:54it's okay abigail this will be the last time you cry
01:00:59ever
01:01:02damn
01:01:03i thought you had this big crush on me
01:01:05you know i still have the love letters to prove it you know
01:01:08i was just caught off guard
01:01:13abigail will you forgive me we won't make stupid bets like that anymore
01:01:17oscar i should be the one to apologize
01:01:20i lied to you
01:01:23chris is not my real brother
01:01:25his father just adopted me last month
01:01:27that's why we've been living together
01:01:30i'm sorry i should have told you
01:01:32so that's why abigail's so special to chris
01:01:35he's not just spoiling his baby sister
01:01:38he wants her to be his girl
01:01:41wow that's
01:01:43a surprise
01:01:45so um
01:01:48why tell me now
01:01:49i'm sorry oscar
01:01:51thank you for liking me
01:01:53i just
01:01:54i have feelings for someone else
01:02:01ah
01:02:03so
01:02:03for someone else
01:02:06well he hurt you
01:02:07didn't he
01:02:08you know
01:02:11i hear the best way to get over a heartbreak
01:02:14is to find someone new
01:02:17abigail
01:02:17i could be your fake boyfriend
01:02:20maybe that'll cheer you up
01:02:22that wouldn't be fair to you
01:02:23who knows
01:02:24you might even fall for me in the process
01:02:27i know that's selfish but
01:02:29god
01:02:30i wanna give myself one more chin
01:02:36what the fuck are you doing
01:02:44what are you doing
01:02:45getting all cozy with oscar like this
01:02:47what do i just mean nothing to you
01:02:48oh great it's you
01:02:50what do you want
01:02:50tell me
01:02:52who is oscar to you
01:02:54oscar is my crush
01:02:55he's the guy that i like
01:02:57i want him to be my boyfriend
01:02:58what about me
01:03:00what about us
01:03:01bro chris you gotta calm down
01:03:02dude fuck off
01:03:04what are you so pissed off for
01:03:06okay so
01:03:07we messed around
01:03:08we had some fun
01:03:09so what
01:03:10messing around
01:03:11that's all that was to you
01:03:13yeah duh
01:03:13oscar can actually keep up with me
01:03:16do you think i would choose you
01:03:17a loser who cuts class just to pick fights
01:03:19tell me honestly
01:03:21do you actually mean that
01:03:22of course i do
01:03:26chris
01:03:28well fennett wants us in your office right now
01:03:31eves
01:03:31i was actually just about to go looking for you
01:03:39chris
01:03:39let's go shopping later
01:03:41i need new ballet slippers
01:03:43and there's this really cute pair i've been dying to get
01:03:45sure
01:03:46yeah whatever you want i'll get it for you
01:03:48let's go
01:03:52why am i so sad
01:03:54why should i be heartbroken over a stupid liar
01:03:58so there's someone
01:04:00it's chris isn't it
01:04:01nope
01:04:02i absolutely cannot stand him
01:04:05i mean it
01:04:06i hate chris
01:04:07yeah yeah sure
01:04:08got it
01:04:10well how about a fake date with a fake boyfriend
01:04:13dinner's on me
01:04:14you don't mind if i'm using you
01:04:16not at all
01:04:18kind of like the
01:04:19rush of it
01:04:29try this
01:04:31sweets for my
01:04:32little sweetheart
01:04:33okay
01:04:40oh wow
01:04:42you guys here on a date
01:04:43mind if we join
01:04:46you're my guest
01:05:02oh wow
01:05:03she's actually allergic to fish
01:05:05my man
01:05:08aww
01:05:09you and your sister really are super close
01:05:16yeah my big bro he loves to spoil me doesn't he
01:05:26let go
01:05:28what was that did you say you wanted some steak
01:05:32here let's get you some steak
01:05:37say ah
01:05:38open wide
01:05:41here you go
01:05:43say ah
01:05:44oh
01:05:45nice
01:05:51i sure do love my steak
01:05:53well let's get you another bite then
01:05:55say ah
01:05:56that's enough chris
01:05:57aww chris has always been so playful am i right
01:06:00he used to do stuff like that to me all the time
01:06:04honestly i am so grateful chris had such a sweet sister keeping him happy while i was gone
01:06:10i was terrified he would just be sulking around the whole time because of how much he used me
01:06:22are you full
01:06:24if you're done let's go home
01:06:25hey man uh you take evie home i'm gonna take my sister
01:06:28you know what actually i don't think i'm quite ready to call it a night
01:06:32wait oscar didn't you tell me that you were gonna take me to that nightclub
01:06:37you know the one that your friend works at
01:06:40abigail if you go to a nightclub you're gonna get in big trouble
01:06:42so trust me i'd know
01:06:44let's go home
01:06:49let's go home
01:06:50no thank you
01:06:51i think that you should take evie on a really sweet date
01:06:54and i'm gonna hang out with oscar for the night
01:06:57i said let's go home
01:06:59chris you're scaring abigail
01:07:02come on oscar let's go
01:07:07well just me at home the night eves uh want to come over
01:07:10of course
01:07:24abigail you were the one who wanted to come
01:07:26don't tell me i snuck you in here for you to sit there and sulk
01:07:30i wonder what chris and evie are up to right now
01:07:33your boyfriend's right here and you're talking about another man
01:07:37you really don't give a shit do you
01:07:42bottoms up
01:07:43come on this is fun
01:07:45but we uh we do gotta bounce soon
01:07:47the cops show up we're busted
01:07:52fuck
01:07:53cops here we gotta go
01:07:59oscar
01:08:00oscar
01:08:03wow i'm finally chris's passenger princess
01:08:13how's the taste
01:08:14do you want to try
01:08:18fuck
01:08:19fuck
01:08:19fuck
01:08:21god please what is happening
01:08:23get out of the car
01:08:25why
01:08:26why i have to go look for abigail
01:08:28chris i don't get it you asked me to come over didn't you
01:08:32come on let's have some fun
01:08:34oh cut the act already
01:08:36we both know there's nothing between us
01:08:38and why did you try to make us look like a couple in front of abigail
01:08:42i didn't know i i was just trying to befriend your sister
01:08:46she is not my sister
01:08:51now get out
01:09:01and you better start clearing up these rumors about us
01:09:04i only let you get away with it before because i didn't like anyone but that's changed now
01:09:08so it's time for these bullshit games to fucking end
01:09:10if i hear one more stupid rumor i'm gonna expose the truth
01:09:15in front of everyone
01:09:20fuck
01:09:22oscar
01:09:23two miners right here
01:09:26stop right there
01:09:29shit
01:09:29i can't let my mom find out i was at a club
01:09:32she'll freeze my cart
01:09:33she'll confiscate my car
01:09:38oscar wait
01:09:43i'm gonna need to see some ideas
01:09:45d miss
01:09:50abigail
01:09:57damn brat
01:09:59come on let's go
01:10:00stop right here
01:10:03and go go go go
01:10:05go
01:10:05let it go
01:10:07let go
01:10:10run run run go
01:10:12go go
01:10:13go
01:10:32we must have gone in here
01:10:33let's go
01:10:52why did you show up at the club i thought you were taking evie home
01:10:55hey you pushed me away first you don't get to play the victim now
01:11:01damn it abs i just i can't stay mad at you
01:11:16it's so cramped in here
01:11:17why don't we go somewhere a little more cozy
01:11:23oh
01:11:24oh nice
01:11:26i'm gonna stop
01:11:29okay wait so what about you and oscar didn't you guys just make it official
01:11:34he's just my fake boyfriend
01:11:36wait wait wait what sorry come again i asked oscar to be my fake boyfriend okay happy
01:11:43uh no actually not at all explain
01:11:46chris you're committed to loving evie forever so why do you keep playing with me
01:11:54loving evie when did i ever say that
01:11:57the locket the necklace that's for couples it's supposed to symbolize eternal love or whatever
01:12:03right it's proof that you love evie
01:12:07this
01:12:15it's not it's not evie
01:12:17nope
01:12:18so that's
01:12:19my mom
01:12:21she's beautiful
01:12:22so you're telling me this mess was all because of this necklace
01:12:26no that that's not it because you bet all of your buddies that you can get me to fall for
01:12:30you
01:12:30within three months
01:12:31so of course i don't believe that you actually like me
01:12:33i never said the bet was about making you fall for me the bet
01:12:36what what was it about
01:12:39it was about us getting into harvard i bet oscar that
01:12:42i would get into harvard over you
01:12:45harvard
01:12:50fake dating my best friend to get back at me for something i didn't even do
01:12:55now that we both know you've been a bad girl
01:12:57i think it's time
01:12:59you finally get punished the way you deserve
01:13:02and what punishment would that be
01:13:05chris what are you doing let me down
01:13:07the more you fight it the worse it's gonna be
01:13:12what are you doing
01:13:15punishing you
01:13:30don't do that again
01:13:33using another guy to make me jealous i can't stand it
01:13:36you're mine abs
01:13:38no one else's
01:13:40okay
01:13:40i'm yours
01:13:56you're playing with fire
01:13:59don't hold back
01:14:00i can handle anything you give me
01:14:20i can't run fast enough
01:14:32Love can't pick up the pace
01:14:34People run towards love
01:14:36Call my cause a craze
01:14:37Let's be real some true love
01:14:40Is really just a face
01:14:41Heard it all before
01:14:43Y'all just need a score
01:14:45Don't want it anymore
01:14:46Can't take it no more
01:14:48Love or I adore us
01:14:50Yes and I am sure
01:14:52Because love is war
01:14:54You taste even better than last.
01:15:01Be careful
01:15:02You might get addicted
01:15:22Good morning princess
01:15:24Good morning
01:15:27Chris remember you can't sleep in today
01:15:28You've gotta
01:15:30What the hell are you two doing
01:15:36I told you to stay away from Abigail
01:15:38Didn't I? She is not like you
01:15:40It's my fault. If you want to be mad at someone
01:15:42Be mad at me. I'm the one who fell for Chris first
01:15:44You like Chris?
01:15:46Yes. I'm the one who wants to be his girlfriend
01:15:50Really? Him?
01:15:51What do you see in this ruffian?
01:15:54I mean sure he inherited my handsome face
01:15:56But other than that
01:15:57Dad? That face is good enough for me
01:15:59That face is good enough for me
01:15:59I promised your father I would look after you like you were one of my own
01:16:02In a year you're gonna be at Harvard
01:16:04You're gonna meet a boy who treats you right
01:16:06And can give you the kind of life you deserve
01:16:08Seriously Dad?
01:16:09I can give Abigail the life she deserves
01:16:12She's made me change my ways
01:16:13I'm setting goals and I'm working hard to meet them
01:16:15I think I'm gonna get into Harvard now
01:16:19I'm gonna become someone she's proud to call her boyfriend
01:16:23Jesus Christ, this can't be happening
01:16:25Dad, the only two people I need in my life are you and Chris
01:16:29There are billions of people out there
01:16:31But you two are the ones who took me in and loved me like family
01:16:34Why would I choose some random guy when I can have him?
01:16:37The guy who really loves me for who I am
01:16:41Alright Chris, you've got one year of high school left to round into shape
01:16:44And if you don't get into Harvard, you can forget about dating Abigail
01:16:49Goddamn Dad, you can't just cut your son a little slack here
01:16:59So, you fell for me first, huh?
01:17:01That's pretty bold of you crushing on your adopted brother
01:17:06Maybe I fell for you first
01:17:08But you're the one who turned your life around just so we could be together
01:17:11Fine, I guess I'm a little obsessed
01:17:14Now I can't wait to see the look on Dad's face when we go off to Harvard together
01:17:20From high school seniors to senior retirement homes
01:17:23Chris stayed by my side every step of the way
01:17:26We graduated from Harvard, became husband and wife
01:17:29Started a beautiful family together
01:17:32And every single day, I fall in love with him all over again
01:17:36We're than never known
01:17:36Who did she ever remember intoными emotions?
01:17:40We went that way, how was the goal?
01:17:42Maybe throwing uppers.
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