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00:00:02New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:09New skin, dangerously hot, is equipped.
00:00:18You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:31You know who I really am. I'm Valleyqueen33.
00:00:35Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275.
00:00:39Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:41You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:43You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:44Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:47Or at least a photo.
00:00:50Maybe someday.
00:00:55Crap, I'm late.
00:00:57Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:01Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:08In the game of castle claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:13But on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:23Forget your training wheels.
00:01:26At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:40Stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:44No!
00:01:46God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:48It's ruined!
00:01:56He's so hot.
00:01:57Hey!
00:01:57I told you to stop the car!
00:02:03Oh my gosh, it's cold!
00:02:05He's so hot!
00:02:10Hey!
00:02:12What is wrong with you?
00:02:13Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:16Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:18What do you want me to start?
00:02:20What are you talking about?
00:02:22Why?
00:02:24I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:26No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:29You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:32Yeah, I broke a lot of our spider cop.
00:02:34Okay?
00:02:36You should know that.
00:02:38I don't know who you are, but you were a- you were a-
00:02:42Eh.
00:02:43Eh.
00:02:44Eh.
00:02:44Eh.
00:02:44Eh.
00:02:45Asshole.
00:02:50all right i broke something of yours sure but hey you got my attention
00:02:59so in that case we're even
00:03:06don't do it hayley have a good day
00:03:13don't do it
00:03:20oh fuck now we're even my last thought better not be broken i can't lose my connection to valley
00:03:28queen
00:03:33you just made the wrong enemy you just made the wrong enemy i'm going to make every classroom
00:03:42every hallway and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare i'm going to make your life
00:03:49living hell what's going on cole's fighting the new girl now cole's leaving the new girl
00:03:55yeah idiot i can see that just met an unhinged person good thing the universe balances it with you
00:04:04same ran into a certified asshole can't wait to see you in the game tonight
00:04:11cole do you need help i can help you
00:04:16the new girl poured coffee on him this thinks that she can just roll up and piss off michael but
00:04:21he's
00:04:21not your cole shut up lindsay he's not yet
00:04:29hi i'm jen and this is lindsay hi i'm hayley so nice to meet you your first day jitters
00:04:37it's totally understandable we want to make sure you feel really welcome and so we'll take you to your
00:04:41your locker come in okay let's go uh there you go thanks so much
00:05:12oh you're welcome new girl honestly it's kind of an improvement on your face
00:05:22guacamole wizard wow what are you catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy
00:05:28get it back hold on hey if you go to edmund's academy you should come to locker 83
00:05:35right now send here now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face
00:05:42so when can i meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt
00:05:45i'm your friend first max at least check on me
00:05:48oh is that the online lover all right chill please
00:05:54no way what is it oh that would clean goes to the school
00:06:04please ignore that someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank send
00:06:12what is wrong with you you mess with cole edmunds and you're gonna mess with me
00:06:17edmunds what you don't know that his family owns the whole school wow you really did crawl out of
00:06:23the gutter didn't you stop recording me jen is a new girl wait is the new girl valley queen
00:06:36there's no way the new girl is valley queen could it be jen
00:06:42ew ew your enemy is our enemy cool and i just made sure that the new girl moves that
00:06:51no chances jen so is it she does look kind of cute
00:07:03please ignore that someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank
00:07:07what was i thinking of course she's not my online lover
00:07:14hey there buttercup keep walking hayley just keep walking you got a problem with shaving this morning
00:07:22oh my name's hayley well hayley i think you uh you used to spell on your upper lip right there
00:07:31what a coincidence so did you oh no
00:07:37oh i'm sorry i forgot you don't even need shaving cream you're just a man child with follicle issues
00:07:59i was so relieved to see you something happened and i lost the game i thought i'd never see you
00:08:07again
00:08:08i think it's time we call this what it is and what is this what i think it is is
00:08:15i want to be with
00:08:16you and you want to be with me as more than just friends oh thank god i honestly want that
00:08:25more than
00:08:25anything you're my soul mate like i like you so much okay well since we're dating now um i'm ready
00:08:32to send
00:08:33my photo wait really yeah get ready okay no face just the boobs is it a bad idea but all
00:08:50my online
00:08:50friends said it's cool pg-13 nudes are harmless all the kids do this you'll love it
00:09:00this lighting hates me come on hayley confidence you literally fight dragons online
00:09:11okay yeah that's actually kind of
00:09:17oh my god seriously hello anyone
00:09:23one don't look at me don't look at me don't look at me i'm trying not for viable are we
00:09:31i don't think
00:09:31you're supposed to do it like that get out now all right out damn it
00:10:15you're helping me i won't i didn't plan it but here we are
00:10:26i don't know
00:10:26excuse you these boobs are for someone else our little boyfriend do we that is shocking yeah
00:10:32actually and he'd probably kill you right now if you saw him flirting with me flirting yeah don't
00:10:37lie to yourself i've got a girlfriend too my thoughts and prayers to her funny okay well can we just
00:10:43pretend this didn't happen and go her separate ways fine by me
00:10:49oh and um well the purple brawl by the way i like it in a weird way you're not in
00:10:56my type but
00:10:57you know power theory i don't know would you just get out of here
00:11:09hopefully guacamole wizard will like it too
00:11:13jen red alert cole and the new girl are for sure flirting i think it's time to take drastic action
00:11:21don't be a coward just send it jen
00:11:27oh my god here goes nothing
00:11:38still no response don't freak out he's probably just busy
00:11:46give it back why you don't want me to see your slutty little nude oh this is actually a really
00:11:52good photo honestly it's so good that i think the whole school should see it did you get it lindsay
00:11:56okay got it what are you doing
00:12:11oh my god
00:12:27oh
00:12:30yo what's going on dude your enemies new just got put up on the big screen what's yeah
00:12:49come on let's see if these goods are photoshopped
00:13:00oh
00:13:01oh my brave knight i wish you were here with me right now
00:13:16oh my god oh cool your enemy's kind of hot since you're so into slutty photos why don't we just
00:13:24go
00:13:25ahead and go full nude
00:13:28No no no no stop!
00:13:32Get off of me!
00:13:48My school enemy is my ally girlfriend?
00:13:52Get off of me!
00:13:55Stop it!
00:14:07You okay?
00:14:10Give that to me.
00:14:18Now give the phone back, Jan.
00:14:20What the hell, Cole? I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:28How does it feel, being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:30Not good, huh?
00:14:31Now if you don't delete it off your phone,
00:14:33I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:35And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:38Why are you even defending her?
00:14:39She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:43And he's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:46And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:48You hear me?
00:14:53Hey, where are you?
00:14:54Cole is on my side now?
00:14:56Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:14:58I just need to be alone.
00:14:59Alright.
00:15:00Haley!
00:15:05Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:07And he said we were enemies.
00:15:09But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:15Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:17Love you, Mom.
00:15:20Wait, Mom.
00:15:24Do, do people change?
00:15:28Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:34Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:54Tough day, huh?
00:15:55There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:15:58They're my favorite.
00:16:00Noted.
00:16:00Is that all?
00:16:01The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:04I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:08Oh.
00:16:09I'm really proud of you.
00:16:11And then there's this guy.
00:16:13He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:17It's so confusing.
00:16:18Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:21No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:25I like you.
00:16:25Only you.
00:16:32I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:34You did?
00:16:34Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:36I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:38That sounds amazing.
00:16:40When?
00:16:41Where?
00:16:41Well, after school.
00:16:42At the balcony.
00:16:44I'll bring followers.
00:16:45Deal?
00:16:45No.
00:16:46No.
00:16:54I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:06Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:11Call.
00:17:15Call me father.
00:17:17I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:19Defending that nobody.
00:17:21Haley girl.
00:17:22Haley's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:24Are those for her?
00:17:29What the fuck?
00:17:33What the fuck?
00:17:34I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:37Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:40That whole family is trash.
00:17:41Stay away from her.
00:17:43And what if I say no?
00:17:44Stay away from Haley, Cole, or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:48What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:52I'm almost 18.
00:17:53Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:55I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:00safe.
00:18:01You're sick.
00:18:04It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:12Oh, hi.
00:18:13I'm Haley.
00:18:15Yes.
00:18:15Mm-hmm.
00:18:17So nice to meet you.
00:18:18God.
00:18:19I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:21But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:26Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:28You're so nice.
00:18:33Guacamole wizard.
00:18:35Ew.
00:18:39Guacamole wizard.
00:18:40Ew.
00:18:42You waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:45Thetic.
00:18:46Maybe he's married.
00:18:48Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:49And maybe he's sitting on his bike video.
00:18:53I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:56Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:18:58Oh, no.
00:18:59We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:00We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:03And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:06Eat it.
00:19:19I called me.
00:19:21So you thought that you could just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:26You're a maid's daughter.
00:19:27So you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:30Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:32Oh, and by the way, Cole's not gonna come save you.
00:19:36Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:37Like me.
00:19:38Yes.
00:19:42I'm nothing like you.
00:19:47Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:50Cole again?
00:19:52Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:55Pick it up.
00:19:56Cole, we were kidding.
00:19:57It's ketchup.
00:19:58Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:04Cole, you're gonna record this.
00:20:13Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Haley anymore?
00:20:16Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:17Cause I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:20You're gonna hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:26I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:30I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:35Got it?
00:20:36Yeah.
00:20:37Let's go.
00:20:38What are you looking at?
00:20:43Got it? Let's go.
00:20:52Uh, thank you.
00:20:55Wow.
00:20:57Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:00Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:03I just...
00:21:04I happen to see you.
00:21:07Were you waiting on someone?
00:21:09Yeah.
00:21:09My boyfriend actually.
00:21:13Well, he...
00:21:15He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:17Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:20Maybe you gotta do it nice today.
00:21:22Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:26You thought we were enemies.
00:21:28I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:31Am I that annoying?
00:21:33Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:35Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Ednaz?
00:21:37Cause it's not gonna work.
00:21:39I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:47How'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:53He...
00:21:53He makes me feel safe.
00:21:56You wouldn't understand that, though.
00:22:02I don't understand better than you think.
00:22:05Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:09I don't see...
00:22:11How you touch him like this.
00:22:23If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see.
00:22:26No, no, my...
00:22:28My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:33In the game.
00:22:36Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:43Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:50Are you that slow in the game, too?
00:22:53I can see why he likes you.
00:23:05I can't do this.
00:23:07I love my boyfriend.
00:23:08And you will never understand that.
00:23:11He's smart and he's kind and...
00:23:14He loves me for who I am.
00:23:16That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:21I wish I could just tower right now.
00:23:31Wait.
00:23:31It couldn't be.
00:23:34Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:39There's nothing.
00:23:41Cole, who are you?
00:23:45What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:47It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:51Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:54You live such a tough life.
00:24:00What was I thinking?
00:24:02We are from two different worlds.
00:24:04He just wants to play with me.
00:24:05But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:12Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:14I got into a car accident.
00:24:17Really?
00:24:17Are you okay?
00:24:18You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:20He was right.
00:24:22Who?
00:24:22Nobody.
00:24:23Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:25I want to come visit you.
00:24:26No, no, you can't.
00:24:27I look miserable now.
00:24:29You need to see me in style.
00:24:31Fine, if you say so.
00:24:33So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:36Hell yeah we are.
00:24:38We send the fireworks wild.
00:24:42Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:44Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:01Oh.
00:25:02You.
00:25:03Oh, me.
00:25:05Why is she so lucky?
00:25:07Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:09People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:12I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:15Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:21You finished it?
00:25:23It's okay.
00:25:25We'll get to know each other more.
00:25:26I'm not that curious about you actually.
00:25:28I'm curious about you though.
00:25:30Like, uh, how close are you with your mom?
00:25:33What is he trying to do?
00:25:35It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:38I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:43Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:54So.
00:25:55Are you going to prom?
00:25:56I don't know.
00:25:59So you have a date.
00:26:01Or shall I stay victim?
00:26:03Are you jealous of me?
00:26:05Me?
00:26:06Jealous?
00:26:06No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:08Oh, because I think you so secretly want me.
00:26:10You are so full of yourself.
00:26:12You can do this on your own.
00:26:14Yeah.
00:26:16No way.
00:26:18It's a self-locking door.
00:26:20Really?
00:26:21The squirm is going to be back in an hour.
00:26:22I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:26:23I'm stuck here with you for a full hour.
00:26:27Sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:29I think maybe we can pick up where we left off.
00:26:31Don't worry.
00:26:32Maybe try something new.
00:26:34We're keeping our distance this time actually.
00:26:37Yeah.
00:26:47That was my first kiss.
00:26:51My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:26:53It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
00:27:08You're really good at this.
00:27:09One day I want you to regret it.
00:27:12You know, we can do more if you want.
00:27:29And I've been wanting back a lot more than you think.
00:27:33So you want me?
00:27:37I think you know much I want you.
00:27:43Do you want me?
00:27:45I want you.
00:27:51Oh shit.
00:27:55Anyone in here?
00:27:58Oh my god.
00:27:59How long have you two been in here?
00:28:01I really need to change this lock.
00:28:03Are you two okay?
00:28:05Yeah.
00:28:06Yeah, we're good.
00:28:07We're okay.
00:28:15You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen.
00:28:17What didn't happen?
00:28:19Hayley.
00:28:20It's just hormones.
00:28:22Jake.
00:28:23Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:25Relax, I'm not dead.
00:28:27Wait, car accident?
00:28:29Guacamole wizard?
00:28:35I gotta go.
00:28:44Guacamole wizard.
00:28:45Huh?
00:28:48Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:50Do I know you?
00:28:52Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:54Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:56Or he heard something about Cole?
00:28:58You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:02She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:04She was in a real car accident.
00:29:06According to you, so is guacamole wizard.
00:29:09I can't take this anymore.
00:29:10Cole, wait.
00:29:12Oh shit.
00:29:17What's up guys?
00:29:19Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:22Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:25Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:28Hey!
00:29:29Just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:32They're your favorite.
00:29:34Right?
00:29:35How did you know that?
00:29:38Tough day, huh?
00:29:39There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:41They're my favorite.
00:29:42He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:44Could he?
00:29:50The truth is, um...
00:29:52A dickhead?
00:29:54Can you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:29:56You came to my table, bro, and knocked my ball away.
00:30:05There it goes again.
00:30:07Cole is jealous.
00:30:08We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:10We don't have a problem.
00:30:12We don't have a problem.
00:30:14We don't have a problem.
00:30:14Right?
00:30:15Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:18Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:22I have the ball now.
00:30:24Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:27Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:30Maybe I can use that.
00:30:34Jake!
00:30:35Hey!
00:30:37What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:41Wait, seriously?
00:30:42Yeah.
00:30:42Just one little catch.
00:30:43You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth.
00:30:48All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:51If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:55I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:30:59But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:03You've literally been staring for five minutes.
00:31:04I'm thinking.
00:31:05About the report or about him?
00:31:07Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:09We literally made out of a sword room.
00:31:12Maybe you've known Jake longer.
00:31:14No, you don't.
00:31:15How do you know that?
00:31:16You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:17Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:19You have no idea.
00:31:25Oh my god.
00:31:27Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:42Ailey, someone's here to see you.
00:31:55Are you asking me to prom?
00:31:58Too cheesy?
00:32:00No, it's cute.
00:32:01The accident, the mozzarella sticks.
00:32:05He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:06So, um, what do you think?
00:32:09You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:11I...
00:32:12I should feel happy.
00:32:13But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:17Hey, can we not?
00:32:21Hey, can we not?
00:32:23Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:25My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:29And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:31Wow.
00:32:32That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:35That's weak shit?
00:32:37Is this weak shit?
00:32:40Oh my god!
00:32:48Wow.
00:32:50He's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:56Wait, I can't.
00:32:58Colt, put me down.
00:32:59Put me down.
00:33:00Put me down.
00:33:02Don't do that again.
00:33:16New couple alert?
00:33:18Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:20Why do you hate me so much, Colt?
00:33:21You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:23And if you'd realize and give me a chance,
00:33:26I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:28Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:31I might say yes.
00:33:34Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:38Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:41We're both hot.
00:33:42And we're both rich.
00:33:43And our dads have been in business, like, forever, so...
00:33:47How romantic.
00:33:48I think I'll pass.
00:33:51You're going to regret this, Colt Edmonds.
00:33:55Oh, here they come.
00:33:58If I message Corcomole Wizard,
00:34:00I wonder if Jake's phone will ding.
00:34:04What should we wear to prom?
00:34:06And the days list.
00:34:16I'll talk to you later.
00:34:17I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:19Okay, yeah.
00:34:19I'll see you later.
00:34:19Bye.
00:34:21He's so different.
00:34:23Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:25I'll stay with you.
00:34:27Hayley?
00:34:32Ah!
00:34:35What are you doing?
00:34:36Geez!
00:34:38God.
00:34:44Here, I'll get it.
00:34:45I know.
00:34:49Oh.
00:34:51You're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:53I don't care.
00:34:54I do care.
00:34:57Here we are.
00:34:58Hey, I-
00:35:14I don't go to prom with Jake.
00:35:16I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:18He doesn't even know you.
00:35:20And you do?
00:35:21How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:23That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:25Because...
00:35:26I...
00:35:27pay attention to what you like.
00:35:29I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:31The first day.
00:35:33You were watching me?
00:35:35Just...
00:35:35Just don't go to prom with Jake.
00:35:51Move!
00:35:53Cole is talking to Hayley.
00:35:55Again.
00:35:56Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:35:59Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:01Obviously I do.
00:36:02Okay.
00:36:03Then break them up, idiot.
00:36:05Uh...
00:36:06What do I do?
00:36:08I've got a few ideas.
00:36:14Hey, look.
00:36:17Someone will take you to prom.
00:36:18Alright, I promise.
00:36:19Yeah?
00:36:20Really, like who?
00:36:21I mean, the whole school hates me.
00:36:22Except for Jake.
00:36:25And you.
00:36:26But you're not asking me.
00:36:29Hey.
00:36:30Oh, hey Jake.
00:36:32Hey Hal.
00:36:33Um...
00:36:33I just wanted to thank you again for...
00:36:35the other night.
00:36:38The other night?
00:36:39Yeah, it was...
00:36:41so...
00:36:42sexy.
00:36:44You're so sexy.
00:36:46Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:49I hate to break it to you asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:36:57And she's a real tiger in the pep room.
00:37:01Oh!
00:37:02Oh shit!
00:37:03Oh shit!
00:37:05Oh shit!
00:37:16Oh my god!
00:37:18Oh shit!
00:37:21Stop!
00:37:21Guys, stop it!
00:37:22Stop!
00:37:23Stop!
00:37:24What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:28Shit!
00:37:29It's Principal Stevens.
00:37:30I've got to save Cole. I mean, Jake. I've got to save Jake.
00:37:37Oh!
00:37:39Oh my god! Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry!
00:37:43Haley Rock, that's detention. After school, don't be late.
00:38:03Cole, what are you doing here?
00:38:06Can we keep you company?
00:38:08It's the least I could do if you saved my rest today.
00:38:13The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:15Oh, sure.
00:38:18So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:24No. He lied about that. I don't know why, though.
00:38:28Good. You know, father that asshole, every time he looks at you, makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:34Thinking about him touching you, kissing you. I could kill him.
00:38:41Promise me you won't go to prom with him.
00:38:46Okay, fine. I won't.
00:38:50Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:55Okay, everyone. Let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:05Oh my god, I am so fed up with this.
00:39:10Oh my god, I am so fed up with this.
00:39:20Oops.
00:39:25Oops. Sorry.
00:39:27I tripped.
00:39:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:31What? It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:37They're dead. They're both dead.
00:39:40Oh.
00:39:42How am I going to be able to talk to Guacamole Wizard?
00:39:47Oh, what are you? Are you almost crying?
00:39:50It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:54Jen, what's going on over there?
00:40:06What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:09Mrs. Gorman, it's burning.
00:40:11Mr. Edmonds.
00:40:12Oh, please. It's baking soda and water. You're fine.
00:40:15Detention. Today, after school.
00:40:18Jake, hey.
00:40:32Oh, uh, sorry. Gotta get to student council.
00:40:37Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:40The rice trick?
00:40:42You don't know about the...
00:40:45Come on.
00:40:58Hey, um, Ella.
00:41:01It's Emma.
00:41:03Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:04Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:14Hey, it's gonna be okay.
00:41:17All right, we'll pour out in a few more minutes,
00:41:19and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:21No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:23It means...
00:41:24It means I can't...
00:41:26Can't what?
00:41:30I talked to a friend online.
00:41:32He's really important to me.
00:41:37And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:41:50You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and big ol' ego and rich kid for Bronco...
00:41:57Okay, okay, I get it.
00:42:02You're kind of sweet.
00:42:08Hey, look at that.
00:42:10Oh, my God.
00:42:11Thank you!
00:42:13Oh, my God.
00:42:15You're a miracle worker.
00:42:22What is taking so long?
00:42:24You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:26Shut up, Ella.
00:42:28It's Emma.
00:42:29Whatever.
00:42:35Oh, my God.
00:42:38Oh, my God.
00:42:43Oh, morning, valley whore!
00:42:46How are things in the castle?
00:42:53Valley whore?
00:42:54What are they talking about?
00:43:10Guacamole wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:14Guacamole wizard, I want you so badly I dream about you touching me.
00:43:18Oh, my God.
00:43:19Someone hacked my castle claimers messages.
00:43:21Touch me, guacamole wizard.
00:43:24Yeah.
00:43:25Hey, valley whore.
00:43:26Show him what you really like.
00:43:46Here you go.
00:43:47Here, this is for you.
00:43:53Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:43:54You hacked my laptop?
00:43:57Oh, no, it wasn't me.
00:43:58It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:00But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:02What kind of incel sex over a video game, Haley?
00:44:05What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:07No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:09Hey, everyone!
00:44:10I think valley whore's a catfish.
00:44:13Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:26Ah!
00:44:26Ah!
00:44:42Stop it!
00:44:42Stop!
00:44:43Stop!
00:44:46I thought I'd set the janitor some time.
00:44:51Jake!
00:44:53Hey!
00:44:55Now's the time.
00:44:56Tell them.
00:44:58Tell them what?
00:44:59That you're a guacamole wizard.
00:45:02Who's guacamole wizard?
00:45:05Here you go.
00:45:08Oh, my God.
00:45:09Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:12Oh, sweetie.
00:45:14I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:17What?
00:45:17Why would you do that?
00:45:19Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:19Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:23Jake, is this true?
00:45:24Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:28Sorry.
00:45:30It was nothing personal?
00:45:36Yeah, nothing personal.
00:45:39Oh!
00:45:40Oh!
00:45:42Oh!
00:45:43Oh!
00:45:44All right, all right, all right.
00:45:46Enough!
00:45:47What in the world is going on here?
00:45:49Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:51That's all him.
00:45:52Okay, well, you both have detention, so...
00:45:59Let me get this straight.
00:46:01You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:04It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:06It was Jen's cyber boy spreadsheets.
00:46:08Jesus Christ.
00:46:09How does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:11Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:14You think that's what it could be?
00:46:16Who cares?
00:46:16I care.
00:46:18And I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:21So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:23What?
00:46:24Not over my dead body.
00:46:25Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:28I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:30No, no, please don't.
00:46:31Please.
00:46:32Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:34Max's dad called.
00:46:36He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:37You're going to go,
00:46:38and you're going to ask Jen to prom.
00:46:40End of discussion.
00:46:47Come on, you big coward.
00:46:49Message him.
00:46:51Just do it, just do it.
00:46:54You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:03I could never think that.
00:47:10But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:12Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:13I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:20I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:22If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:36Okay.
00:47:37You got this, Haley?
00:47:39Just take a deep breath.
00:47:40You got this.
00:47:41You got this.
00:47:45You look beautiful.
00:47:49Thank you, Mom.
00:48:06Hey, Haley.
00:48:10I'm glad you came.
00:48:11You look so pretty.
00:48:12Hi.
00:48:13Hey, Max.
00:48:14Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:16I mean...
00:48:17Nah, it's just my parents' blood, honey.
00:48:18You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:20They don't care about shit.
00:48:22Get drunk, girl.
00:48:22Woo!
00:48:37What are you doing here?
00:48:38Valley whore?
00:48:41Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:43Hey, everyone, let's give it up for Valley Whore.
00:48:46Valley Whore!
00:48:51Jen, why are you doing this?
00:48:53What have I even done to you?
00:48:54To me, oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:48:57because those little cringy messages on your castle game,
00:49:00those are concerning.
00:49:02Actually, I kind of feel a bit of a perv.
00:49:04Did you know that, Hailey?
00:49:06She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:08Pervy princess!
00:49:11Pervy princess!
00:49:13Pervy princess!
00:49:14Pervy princess!
00:49:17Hey, let's get pervy tonight.
00:49:19Leave me alone.
00:49:21Is there a fire?
00:49:23Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:49:37Paul?
00:49:49Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:49:58oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:49:58oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:49:58oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:49:59oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:49:59oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
00:50:15are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend okay cole is not
00:50:23him anyways we are going to the prom together no i'm not yes you are it's okay you can be
00:50:30honest
00:50:30about your feelings so you too this whole time oh my god i am such an idiot hey wait wait
00:50:47please at least take my jacket you know if you really wanted to humiliate me you didn't have
00:50:52to go to the extra effort jen was doing just fine i wasn't trying to humiliate you then what were
00:50:56you
00:50:56trying to do i guess you obviously the white clothes were just an added bonus i knew i
00:51:02shouldn't have trusted you and what about guacamole was it what are you
00:51:16who is that no just the devil get in the car
00:51:24i'm not going to ask you again cole get in the car
00:51:28dad can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to hayley
00:51:32i already assumed that's who this was hi mr opens so you're the scholarship trash that's
00:51:39hell-bent on ruining cole's life well i've got news for you young lady my son is going to marry
00:51:45a good girl from a respectable family and that's not you you will be forgotten you're a maid's
00:51:53daughter and your mom works for me stay away from him or i swear to god your mother is fire
00:52:01dad stop don't you touch my family i'll stay away
00:52:06i hate everything you stand for i hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what
00:52:17you think a good person looks like i hate everything about you i hate all of it i don't want
00:52:24any part of
00:52:25it so cole go with your dad hayley
00:52:39no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this cold patriarch
00:52:44hayley not that's real love why do you have to make me so miserable
00:52:47i promised your mother i would make you a success son even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:01hi hayley i'm emma i know you are right i just felt kind of bad that i accidentally helped
00:53:09and ruin your life so i wanted to return your laptop to you goodness new
00:53:18oh wow thanks emma okay bye
00:53:27one down one to go you're so cool i know emma want to go to prom why not let's get
00:53:37these lovebirds together
00:53:42hi mr edmund hi max and max's friend sorry we weren't expecting you cole's grounded oh he is
00:53:52but it was his 18th birthday today what can i say max actions have consequences birthday or no cole
00:54:00is grounded well that really sucks because he he's uh also the president of the prom committee
00:54:07we were supposed to review budgets today cole my son cole reviewing budgets he's never reviewed a budget a
00:54:15day in his life well mr admitts today could be that day and we just have to give him back
00:54:19this school
00:54:20sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very important and very respectable budgetary work
00:54:34go away
00:54:38max what what are you guys doing here happy birthday cole i brought you my laptop and logged into your
00:54:44castle claimers account just get it back to me by tomorrow what what's going on dude it's your 18th
00:54:50birthday you can tell haley who you are now you can be together just log into this stupid game and
00:54:56tell the girl who you love who you really are no i'll tell her myself stick me in your car
00:55:09the wizard mom i'm fine i just need some time alone
00:55:23open the door wait what he's here
00:55:36it's you i should have given this to you a long time ago
00:55:42hey we have wanted to tell you who i was from the very beginning
00:55:45my dad threatened to fire your mom and i had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:49i was
00:55:50i got my inheritance and i can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose
00:56:08i understand if this changes things if you don't love me the way you
00:56:14you love guacamole wizard but i i need you to know i love you
00:56:31cool i love you you do yes you idiot i've loved you for months i mean this whole guacamole wizard
00:56:40thing was so confusing though because i had to be loyal to him and but you're him you didn't expect
00:56:48her
00:56:48i i mean i i always hoped it was you until you hoped yes i hoped it was you you
00:56:59were always there for me
00:57:02that and you're really hot
00:57:10hey uh one of those things i said we could do
00:57:14you're gonna go
00:57:19take my clothes off
00:57:21i'm getting there don't worry
00:57:25i'm so beyond you
00:57:30i'm so beyond you
00:57:44okay so what do you think
00:57:4710 out of 10. yeah yeah would do again
00:57:51i'll get sex with sex with me specifically i've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:57:56all right all right that's fair i'll uh i'll take that as a one
00:58:02what is my life now am i being nice to cole eggnance
00:58:07oh god no i fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:12no i'll just i'm just lost behind it
00:58:15there's always been lost behind it
00:58:17i'll see you in a minute
00:58:18stop it
00:58:26i think you know if it's promenade
00:58:29okay
00:58:31but the real question is do you got a date
00:58:36cole are you asking me to prom
00:58:38oh i would have asked you earlier but jay kind of gave me to the gym
00:58:41oh god please don't mention his name again i don't want to hear it
00:58:45yeah you don't have to ask me please
00:58:46but i don't even have a dress
00:58:50later
00:58:54i just slept with cole edmonds and i'm in love with cole edmonds who would have guessed
00:59:03i thought only the best for my princess
00:59:07where did you get that
00:59:09i might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you
00:59:14might have wanted to go to prom with me and maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:20of course they'll go to prom with you
00:59:26mr edmonds i didn't expect you to be here
00:59:30cole are you here cole are you here
00:59:35mr edmonds you can't just park into my house like this
00:59:38i see you cole you are a big pro
00:59:57hey uh you almost done in there you try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:05okay i'm ready
01:00:17what do you think
01:00:22my god haley you are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
01:00:28uh-uh-uh i just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick you're not messing it up
01:00:32for at
01:00:33you guys 20 minutes 20 minutes 20 minutes we're in
01:00:37i deal
01:00:41thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes i hear we have a winner
01:00:49and your 2026 prom queen is jen longfellow
01:00:55oh my god thank you guys so much seriously this makes the world to me i mean like who else
01:01:05would win
01:01:06right oh this is just the perfect moment
01:01:13oh my god oh my god that's haley and cole it was fun since where's your dad
01:01:23hey uh most time that's up no but who cares
01:01:38i am the queen okay she's just a little pervy princess come on everyone say it with me
01:01:44pervy princess pervy princess pervy princess
01:01:53wait wait wait what are those those are texts between me and my dad
01:01:57make cole edmunds fall in love with you his dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:04don't worry daddy if i can't have him no one can i'm gonna destroy hayley rott's life is this real
01:02:14jen's crazy who did this who did this
01:02:21what you exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think i was gonna hack your phone you little
01:02:28you know jen as the principal i'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama
01:02:37but quite frankly you are the worst and i think it's time that you are expelled from edmunds academy
01:02:45you can't do that i'm the principal so uh yes i can
01:02:57there was no internship you lied to me
01:03:08hayley catch
01:03:14oh my princess finally has a crown now all i need is my handsome prince oh yeah no can do
01:03:22all i have
01:03:23to offer is a bowie knight with a chip on his shoulder and a awesome sense of humor oh how
01:03:30can i refuse
01:03:37oh no that's my dad
01:03:41we are going home right now you disobeyed me for the last time boy yeah i'm not a boy dad
01:03:48you talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:03:53that you can't see i've already become that man and it's because of hayley and you can accept that
01:04:00i'll make my own path and best believe me i can i'll say this that's the most backbone i've ever
01:04:07seen in
01:04:08you call joy pro
01:04:18i am so proud of you
01:04:22i kind of done with all you being by my side that was terrifying it's not like we haven't slayed
01:04:29a
01:04:29dragon before well so i love you battle queen i love you guacamole wizard oh my god i gotta change
01:04:36that
01:04:36use your head yeah you do
01:04:42you
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