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Hating and Loving My Adopted Brother Full EP - Full
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00:00:12I'm sorry for your loss Abigail. As per your adopted father's wishes, I placed you in the
00:00:17honors courses. Congratulations. Thank you Mr. Peters. I hope you'll feel right at home here
00:00:24in Clearwater High. Mom, Dad, you guys can rest easy now. Uncle Ben's been really good to me and tomorrow's
00:00:32the first day of my brand new life. Stop! Fred! I'm pregnant with your baby! You can't keep ignoring me!
00:00:54Let's break down with change. What are you ignoring me now? Last warning, you do that again,
00:01:01next time I run you over. Was that night we shared together not special to you? Chris, I want to
00:01:06be
00:01:06more than just another one of your booty calls. I want to be your girlfriend. Oh my god, did she
00:01:11seriously just say that? Not gonna lie though, Chris is insanely hot. I totally settle for a one
00:01:17stand. Typical spoiled jock. We both know nothing happened. You spiked my drink. I blacked out. I was
00:01:26drugged out of my fucking mind and I still didn't let finger on it. Chris, please give me a chance.
00:01:32Give our baby a chance, please! Chris, what are you doing? You could have hurt the baby! One more lie
00:01:42and it's over for you and that so-called baby of yours. Hey, asshole! What's your deal? You can't
00:01:48just go around pushing pregnant girls like that. Apologize!
00:01:56Hey, I said apologize. Who is that girl? Did you not hear me? Tell her you're sorry!
00:02:06Oh my god, she's so cooked. That locket is like super important to Chris. Okay, now you're really asking for
00:02:14it.
00:02:28He's kind of hot.
00:02:32No, Abigail, wake up. I'm sorry I broke your locket, okay? It was an accident. But it's nothing
00:02:40compared to what you did. Just walking around, shoving girls you knock up. Sometimes the truth
00:02:45isn't always what it sounds like. I don't need an apology. Just get out of my sight.
00:03:09You proud of me, Mom? I held back from going off on that girl today just like you would have
00:03:14wanted.
00:03:16Hey, Chris. Remember how you always wanted a sibling? And guess what? I just found you a sister.
00:03:23Wait, what? A sister? Where? Where is she? Well, she should be here any second now. Why don't you come
00:03:30downstairs when you're ready?
00:03:33What the hell? Who would Dad even have a kid with? Wait, wait, wait. How old is this sister? I'm
00:03:39not
00:03:39gonna have to help him raise a baby now, am I? Wait, Dad, is she like my real sister?
00:03:45Yes. All right. Wait a second. Did he just ask if she was going to be a cool sister? Of
00:03:55course she is.
00:03:55She's my best friend's daughter.
00:03:59Abigail, please come in. Come in.
00:04:04Wait, let me take this for you.
00:04:09Look, Abigail, your dad was like my best friend in the world. I just want you to think of this
00:04:15house as your home. I know it's been rough and clearly I'm not gonna, you know, replace him,
00:04:20but hopefully I can be a good father to you too.
00:04:25Thank you, Uncle Ben. And feel free to call me Dad. I mean, if you...
00:04:30Why don't I introduce you to your brother? He's gonna love you, I am sure of it. Chris,
00:04:34come down. Your sister's here.
00:04:42It's you. You?
00:04:52You two know each other already? That's perfect. I hate to do this, but I actually have to leave town
00:04:57on a business trip, so this punk here is gonna watch after you while I'm gone.
00:05:02You two play nice. Chris, do not get her mixed up in any of your silly shenanigans.
00:05:11I'm Abigail.
00:05:14How old are you?
00:05:16Seventeen.
00:05:17We're the same age? Does that mean Dad cheated on Mom? Why the hell are you here?
00:05:22I just transferred to Clearwater High. That's why you saw me earlier.
00:05:26Oh, and Dad told me if you ever need help with homework or...
00:05:28You just had to transfer to my school, huh? What, are you gonna use that as an excuse to
00:05:33force your way into my house and just make my life miserable? What else did Dad say?
00:05:38He said that since we're brother and sister, we should probably try to get along.
00:05:44Huh? Does he really have to be this close?
00:05:48Yeah, I'm an only child. I don't have a sister.
00:05:52Fine then.
00:05:55You know what? I actually don't want a brother like you anyway,
00:05:58because you're a deadbeat who knocks up girls then runs away.
00:06:01Watch your fucking mouth.
00:06:03You watch your mouth or I'll hit you!
00:06:15Whatever. This is probably for the best. At least I won't have to waste energy trying to get along with
00:06:19him.
00:06:28Oh, why am I so afraid of him? I feel like I forgot something.
00:06:37My bra!
00:06:54I clearly remember putting it right here.
00:07:01Hey, sis. What, you looking for this?
00:07:08I... A fruity bra, huh?
00:07:10You know, I didn't expect my dear sister to be so... childish.
00:07:15Give it back.
00:07:18You want it back? You're gonna have to agree to my three rules.
00:07:21I mean, if you're gonna live in my house, it's gonna be on my terms.
00:07:25What are the rules?
00:07:26Rule number one. In public, we're complete strangers.
00:07:30I can't have anyone know when we live under the same roof. No way.
00:07:33Okay. Easy peasy.
00:07:34Rule number two. You stay at least three feet away from me at all times.
00:07:40Okay. And the thirst?
00:07:43How about this? You owe me one.
00:07:46Owe you one?
00:07:48Yeah.
00:07:56What, is that gonna be a problem?
00:07:58I didn't say that.
00:08:10I'm sorry, but what is that I feel on my thighs?
00:08:13It feels so hard.
00:08:15Okay.
00:08:17Don't move.
00:08:20Oh my god!
00:08:24I just moved in and my new brother already hates me.
00:08:27Living here is gonna be a nightmare.
00:08:32Chris, help!
00:08:33How so you're afraid of dogs, huh?
00:08:35Since when did you guys have a dog?
00:08:36Her name is Bella. She's a beloved member of this household. Thank you very much.
00:08:40If you want to live here, you're gonna have to get along with her.
00:08:45Can you just tell him to stay back?
00:08:48Why should I? She's more family to me than you are.
00:08:51You know what? If you're afraid of her, then you should stay away.
00:08:54Ain't that right, Bella?
00:08:57Oh, it's time for school.
00:08:58You know, I'd give you a ride, but the whole first rule and all.
00:09:02Whatever. I don't want a ride from you anyway.
00:09:05God, again with the attitude.
00:09:07Um, also one more thing. There's really no bus stops on the street.
00:09:11Uber's take forever to get here, so who knows?
00:09:13You may have to hitchhike.
00:09:15What?
00:09:15Yeah. Ciao.
00:09:18Uh, go over there.
00:09:21Chew!
00:09:35Chris, you asshole!
00:09:44Wait, isn't that the girl from yesterday? Why did she just come out of Chris's house?
00:09:54And that is how you do it.
00:10:01Chris, you are such a dick!
00:10:07You must be Abigail, the new transfer student, late on your first day.
00:10:11You're quite different from how Mr. Peters described you.
00:10:25Oh my god, it's you!
00:10:29Thanks for standing up for me yesterday.
00:10:32Oh, I'm so sorry. What's your name again?
00:10:34Oh, my name is Abigail.
00:10:36I'm Kylie. Can I throw a welcome party for you?
00:10:40What?
00:10:40No, I don't even know anybody.
00:10:42That's the whole point of a party.
00:10:45Please, pretty please, give me a chance to thank you. I want to be your friend.
00:10:50Okay then, I guess.
00:10:55You'd better dress up, girl. Give me glam, elegant, something truly stunning.
00:10:59I want everyone to know my new BFF is a total baddie.
00:11:09Don't go to that party.
00:11:10What, are you afraid that me and your ex are gonna get back at you?
00:11:13Wow! Fine. My bad for trying to be nice.
00:11:18Don't blame me when you regret it.
00:11:30What the hell am I gonna wear to this party?
00:11:37A fruity bra. I didn't expect my dear sister to be so childish.
00:11:44Nope. I need a serious glow up. No more of this childish shit.
00:12:03Okay, that's a good boy. No, these are not toys.
00:12:07These are toys! These are toys!
00:12:23Oh! Oh no.
00:12:25And the fruity bra to Lacey Thomas. I gotta say, it's quite the leap.
00:12:32Sorry about that. Can you just, um, give it back to me, please?
00:12:35Nope. Not until you tell me what you bought all this stuff for. And more importantly, why it's all so
00:12:42sexy.
00:12:44Oh my god, don't tell me you actually took my childish comment to heart, did you?
00:12:48No. It has nothing to do with you. I was just shopping for Kylie's party and I just bought some
00:12:53underwear, too, while I was at it. That's all.
00:12:55I told you not to go to that party. You need to stay away from Kylie.
00:12:59Back off. I could be friends with whoever I want.
00:13:14Whoa. It feels super weird saying this, but my sister's actually kind of cute.
00:13:21My sister's actually kind of cute.
00:13:27I'm gonna hang out with my new friends. I can't wait to hear all the dirt your ex has on
00:13:32you.
00:13:34Look, I don't know how many times I have to tell you, Kylie is not...
00:13:46This should be glam enough, right?
00:13:54Last time I'm gonna tell you, do not go to that party.
00:13:57Seriously, what is your problem? Am I not allowed to have my own life now?
00:14:01Kylie is not as nice as you think. I mean, the girl is literally nothing but trouble.
00:14:05Don't talk shit about my friend. Besides, she's better than you. You always bring me trouble, you stupid, selfish dick.
00:14:15Listen, I'm only warning you because Dad told me to look out for you.
00:14:22Hold on.
00:14:25Are you wearing perfume?
00:14:30Did you forget rule number two, big brother? Three feet apart at all times.
00:14:38Come on, Kris. Get a hold of yourself. She's your sister.
00:14:49Hey, Kylie. I'm here.
00:14:57Hey, Abigail. What brings you here?
00:15:01Ew, that dress screams clearance bridesmaid.
00:15:06But you told me you were throwing me a welcome party today.
00:15:10Who the fuck do you think you are?
00:15:13Aw, you must have misunderstood me. But still, I'm glad you came.
00:15:18Is this for me? Let's have a look.
00:15:25Juice? What is this? Kindergarten?
00:15:28If you're gonna show up uninvited, at least bring some real booze.
00:15:33It seems I'm not wanted here, so I'll just see myself out.
00:15:37No, don't go. You haven't tried your juice yet.
00:15:55I don't understand. I thought you wanted to be my friend. Why would you do this to me?
00:15:59Friends? With you?
00:16:01My dad's the wealthiest guy in town, and you think you can be my friend?
00:16:06Oh, I get it now. You transferred to Clearwater High because you wanted to mooch off the rich kids.
00:16:13Hey guys, check out my new friend, Abby Fail. She sucks just as much as our stupid name.
00:16:20Aw, say cheese. Dance, Abby Fail.
00:16:23Kylie, stop. Aw, looks like you're about to cry.
00:16:27Hold a pose, Abby Fail.
00:16:51Get off me. Leave me alone.
00:16:55Well, bestie, how does this $3,000 bottle of Louis taste?
00:17:08Chris was right. You're the worst. I can't believe I ever wanted to be her friend.
00:17:13Let me guess, the whole pregnancy thing was a lie, too.
00:17:18Finally showing your true colors, huh? Let's be real. You only stood up for me yesterday
00:17:22because you wanted to look good in front of Chris. That's how you got into his bed last night, right?
00:17:27Ah, you slut. You're actually delusional. And you're just some whore who's trying to sleep her way to the top.
00:17:34Because I'll just have to put you in your place, hmm? Everyone enjoying the show?
00:17:38How about we take this party over to the pool?
00:17:45Let go of me!
00:17:50This doesn't feel right. I gotta go find her. Come on, pick up, pick up.
00:17:56Hey, man, what's Kylie's address?
00:17:59Let go of me!
00:18:03Please let go! I didn't do anything to any of you!
00:18:06Why are you just going along with her?
00:18:07Enough bitching!
00:18:09Come on, guys. She's drunk off that Louis, so let's help sober her up in the pool.
00:18:14No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:18:29My dress! It's, it's too heavy, I'm sinking!
00:18:33Look at you, laying like a drowning dog.
00:18:44help me somebody help me
00:18:47oh crow you want this is my house no one's coming to see
00:18:52oh my god look at her this is so gonna blow up on tiktok
00:19:02abigail
00:19:15oh
00:19:18oh
00:19:19oh
00:19:19oh
00:19:20oh
00:19:20oh
00:19:20oh
00:19:21oh
00:19:21oh
00:19:32chris i'm sorry i'm late are you all right
00:19:41chris we were just having a little fun with her fun huh
00:19:50how about now you still having fun
00:20:00phone's in the pool now
00:20:06she's mine mess with her you mess with me
00:20:10come on let's go
00:20:12come on let's go
00:20:30let's go
00:20:30shit she's burning up
00:20:32and your dress is so
00:20:34and your dress is soaked we gotta get this thing off
00:20:37hey hey abigail wake up
00:20:41don't feel good
00:20:42she's so drunk
00:20:45listen
00:20:45listen you're running a fever
00:20:47all right i'm gonna get you in some nice warm comfy clothes okay
00:20:57chris
00:20:58chris
00:20:59yeah
00:21:00did you say something
00:21:11yeah
00:21:13abigail
00:21:13uncle pet
00:21:14uncle pet i mean dad
00:21:15i mean dad
00:21:16crap if dad catches us like this we're screwed
00:21:18hey abigail are you asleep
00:21:20mhm
00:21:22i wanted to give you a gift i brought home with me
00:21:24mhm
00:21:27abigail ian that's some
00:21:29abigail are you alright
00:21:29is something wrong
00:21:30mhm
00:21:35mhm
00:21:37abigail
00:21:37mhm
00:21:39mhm
00:21:42mhm
00:21:43mhm
00:21:51s elle
00:21:54Stay calm. She's your sister.
00:21:57You don't feel anything.
00:21:59Chris, are you hot too?
00:22:01Oh my god, she's so drunk.
00:22:04And hot.
00:22:09Don't.
00:22:10It's really hot in here. Let me help you cool down.
00:22:15Oh, oh.
00:22:23Shh. Don't.
00:22:43I guess she's downstairs.
00:22:54Chris, why'd you just touch my lips?
00:22:58And are you hard?
00:23:01What is wrong with me?
00:23:03Why do I want my sister?
00:23:06Chris, are you mad at me?
00:23:07Look, you're right. Kylie's the worst.
00:23:10I shouldn't have gone.
00:23:12Thank god you were there to save me.
00:23:14It was kind of sweet.
00:23:15Stop this. You can't want this.
00:23:18You can't.
00:23:19She's your sister.
00:23:45God, what am I doing?
00:23:47Kissing my sister?
00:23:48Have I lost my damn mind?
00:24:02Oh, I'm happy here.
00:24:31Oh, Chris.
00:24:33Oh, Chris.
00:24:35Oh, Chris.
00:24:37Yes.
00:24:39Yes.
00:24:46Oh, my god.
00:24:48How could I have a wet dream about Chris?
00:24:50Oh, my god.
00:25:12Careful.
00:25:28Oh shit, why did I actually want that to happen?
00:25:41Hey get back here, Abigail hasn't had her breakfast yet, wait up for her and drive
00:25:45her to school.
00:25:51Eat up kiddo, there's plenty to go around.
00:26:23You're so odd.
00:26:30What, why didn't you just call me, why didn't you just call me?
00:26:36Did you just say Abigail was hot?
00:26:40Fuck, stay cool, stay cool, don't let dad find out.
00:26:43Ah no, I meant Bella, she must be hot sitting under the table, um, hey we're gonna be late,
00:26:52we gotta go.
00:26:53Hey, wait for your sister.
00:27:02Remember rule number one?
00:27:05Yep, total strangers, got it.
00:27:07Good.
00:27:19What the fuck?
00:27:27Did Abigail just come out of Chris's car, what the fuck, he's never driven any girl
00:27:32to go to school, like ever.
00:27:34Are she and Chris actually dating?
00:27:36As if, she's probably just another dumb bitch trying to cling to him.
00:27:39God, he always attracts the most desperate trashy sluts.
00:27:46What the fuck?
00:28:08Bro, what's going on with you and the new girl?
00:28:10Everyone's saying you gave her a ride this morning to school.
00:28:12Dude, nothing's going on between us, all right?
00:28:15Absolutely nothing at all.
00:28:19All right, ladies, in the pool first.
00:28:21Boys, warm up.
00:28:45Hey, stop.
00:28:46Seriously.
00:28:47Oops.
00:28:48Sorry.
00:28:48It's just so crowded in here, you know?
00:28:50Totally an accident.
00:29:06Oh, shit.
00:29:07My top is gone.
00:29:13Damn it.
00:29:13Where did it go?
00:29:16Okay, ladies, that's time.
00:29:18Boys, you're up.
00:29:23Oh, no.
00:29:24I think we're missing someone.
00:29:26Pretty sure it's Abigail.
00:29:32Oh, my God.
00:29:33What is that?
00:29:35Is it someone's swimsuit?
00:29:41Abigail, is this yours?
00:29:43No freaking way.
00:29:44Does that mean she's basically naked?
00:29:46Don't worry, girlie, we'll record this iconic moment for you.
00:29:50She's probably trying to get all the guys turned on.
00:29:52What a fucking slut.
00:29:54Can you please give it back?
00:29:56Can you please give it back?
00:29:56Uh-oh, you're too far away.
00:29:58I can't throw it all the way over there.
00:30:00I'll just ask some of the guys to bring it to you.
00:30:03Hey, boy.
00:30:05Abigail's bikini top fell off and she needs a hand putting it back on.
00:30:08Um, any volunteers?
00:30:13Just throw it to me, please.
00:30:15What?
00:30:16You're going to swim over here?
00:30:18Wow, Abigail, that's pretty bold.
00:30:20All the guys are going to see her tits.
00:30:22We all know that's exactly what she wants.
00:30:24Let's help her out then.
00:30:26Schoolgirl skinny dips during class.
00:30:28That's so going viral.
00:30:34Holy shit.
00:30:36What are these double Ds?
00:30:39Oh, I think I just saw one of her nips.
00:30:42What should I do?
00:30:46Oh, yeah, I'm going to give it to her.
00:30:48Oh.
00:30:48They won't see me if I'm underwater.
00:30:56God, she's so pathetic.
00:30:58Oh, Abigail, ready or not, here I come.
00:31:04Stay away from her, you son of a bitch.
00:31:05Oh, I'm much worse.
00:31:14Oh, my God.
00:31:15Oh, my God.
00:31:18Oh, my God.
00:31:25Oh, my God.
00:31:30Oh, my God.
00:31:32Oh, my God.
00:31:56Everyone, turn around now!
00:32:05You're safe, man.
00:32:11Again?
00:32:12Wait, Chris, don't get me wrong, I really didn't know it was hers, I just wanted to help.
00:32:18You and you, you touch her again, I'll make sure you regret it.
00:32:42I think there's something wrong with me.
00:32:45No one's ever made me feel like this before, but she's my sister.
00:32:50God, I'm such a sick freak.
00:32:54He saved me, again.
00:32:57No one's ever cared about me like that.
00:32:59Does Chris like me?
00:33:01Even just a little?
00:33:04I need to see him.
00:33:05I need to think him properly.
00:33:11Hey Oscar, what's up dude?
00:33:13I wanted to ask, are you and Abigail like, a thing?
00:33:18Great, now everyone's catching on.
00:33:21Look bro, I know you, and you don't get involved in other people's shit like this.
00:33:25Not ever.
00:33:28Abigail's my sister, dude.
00:33:30You happy now?
00:33:31For real?
00:33:31Nice!
00:33:33I was worried you had a crush on her or something.
00:33:35Abigail's totally my type, man.
00:33:38She's super cute, she has an insane body.
00:33:41She's not fake like those other girls.
00:33:43Bro, you're trippin'.
00:33:45Abigail, she's got a shitty personality and her body's mid as fuck.
00:33:48She's got a flat chest, flat ass, scrawny chicken legs.
00:33:52Dude, you can do better than her.
00:33:56Abigail, what were you thinking?
00:33:58He only helped you because you're like a sister to him.
00:34:04I was holding back, but now that I know she's just your sister, I'm totally gonna go for her, man.
00:34:10Well good luck with that, man.
00:34:12Alright, see you later.
00:34:13See ya.
00:34:27Dude, what the hell are you doing here?
00:34:29I'm here to see Abigail.
00:34:31No, no, no, no, dude.
00:34:32You can't just show up to someone's house uninvited.
00:34:35Get out.
00:34:39Get out.
00:34:42Get out, dude.
00:34:44Hey.
00:34:51What are you guys doing?
00:34:58Uh, Abigail.
00:35:02Want to go to the movies?
00:35:03Just me and you?
00:35:08No, Abigail.
00:35:10Don't go.
00:35:17Bro, you're tripping.
00:35:19Abigail, she's got a shitty personality and her body's mid as fuck.
00:35:23Oh, Chris Florence.
00:35:24Just watch.
00:35:25I'm way more charming than you think.
00:35:28Sounds fun.
00:35:28I'm down.
00:35:30Yes.
00:35:31Here.
00:35:33Just give me some time to get ready.
00:35:35Take all the time you need.
00:35:45Abigail.
00:35:46Yeah.
00:35:47What are you doing in here?
00:35:48I have to change.
00:35:49Get out.
00:35:49You can't go on a date with Oscar.
00:35:52Why not?
00:35:59Because...
00:36:01Because Oscar is too good for you.
00:36:03Are you serious?
00:36:04You were unreal.
00:36:06You came in here just to tell me that I'm not good enough for your friend.
00:36:09Get out.
00:36:10I may not have the perfect body, but don't think, not even for a second, that I'm not good enough.
00:36:14Because I am.
00:36:15I know I am.
00:36:16Get out.
00:36:17That's not what I meant.
00:36:18I said get out.
00:36:24Damn it.
00:36:24Why did I say that?
00:36:26God, if I don't tell someone my feelings soon, I swear I'm gonna explode.
00:36:29But how the fuck am I supposed to say that I like my baby sister?
00:36:34Shit.
00:36:35I should apologize to her.
00:37:07Okay, where the hell do you think you're going in that shirt?
00:37:10I mean, your tits are literally about to pop out.
00:37:12Okay, get out of my way and stay out of my business.
00:37:16Abigail, look, I'm just trying to look out for you as your older brother.
00:37:19Hey, Oscar is an actual jerk.
00:37:22He's just gonna end up hurting you.
00:37:23You always see the worst in people, Chris.
00:37:26Like with me.
00:37:27I'm just somebody with a shitty personality, mid-body, flat ass, flat chest, and what was it?
00:37:35Oh yeah, scrawny chicken legs.
00:37:37Oh, and take a good fucking look at these.
00:37:40Cause it's the last time you'll see it, asshole.
00:37:47Fuck!
00:38:11Okay, you guys.
00:38:11Okay, alright.
00:38:12Thanks, character.
00:38:12I found that you had 6 Girls in yourοΏ½ inverseset before you were trying to kill it.
00:38:13You're trying to kill it without telling me, just want to die and have to fall up,
00:38:14What did this work out useΧΧͺworlds can protect you?
00:38:28like the movie
00:38:32you like
00:38:33the
00:38:52don't mind him
00:38:54have some more
00:39:15what the fuck
00:39:16sorry man my hand slip
00:39:21why did that guy seem so familiar
00:39:26jeez
00:39:27i'm a mess
00:39:28sorry that asshole cut our date short
00:39:31that's okay
00:39:32i still had a nice time
00:39:41what the hell was she even laughing about what she talks to a guy for like two hours and
00:39:45settling their fucking soulmates
00:39:48hey you've got something right there
00:39:52did i get it
00:39:54no no not quite
00:39:55hold on
00:40:10no no no no no this is whack
00:40:12my sister can date other guys but not my best friend
00:40:18i need to go make sure he doesn't hurt her
00:40:20yeah
00:40:28does she actually like him
00:40:37oh um thanks
00:40:44you're really cute
00:40:46you're really cute
00:41:10why why would i think of him at a time like this
00:41:16i um i'm just not feeling too good so i'm gonna head home
00:41:24you're the first person to ever turn me down abigail
00:41:28that only makes me want you more
00:41:33morning son
00:41:34morning
00:41:35and chris make sure your calendar is clear next weekend
00:41:38we're gonna go visit the graves of abigail's parents
00:41:42what did you say
00:41:43gross chris
00:41:44wait no no no what did you say you said her parents died
00:41:47what do you mean aren't you her parent you said she was my sister
00:41:50chris i am not playing these games with you today
00:41:52no no dad i'm being serious
00:41:55is abigail my biological sister or not
00:41:59is abigail my biological sister or not
00:42:01no of course not abigail is the daughter of my best friend
00:42:05he and his wife died in the line of duty
00:42:11oh i knew it god i knew it i'm not a freak
00:42:19well i don't know about that
00:42:21then the story starts to wrap up hero comes home a changed person
00:42:25so who can answer what are the three different parts in a play
00:42:30when he's not talking he's really not that bad
00:42:40is she that obsessed with oscar
00:42:42god as soon as i find out she's actually not my sister
00:42:45she falls head over heels for my best bro
00:42:47fucking perfect
00:42:49abigail do you know the answer
00:42:55abigail answer the question
00:42:56i um i i i i i i i i choose b
00:43:10my question was what are the different parts in a three-act play
00:43:14abigail i expect you to pay more attention moving forward
00:43:18yes miss parla
00:43:24still an asshole
00:43:29what does abigail have that i don't
00:43:38chris just wait till we get home
00:43:40i'm telling dad you're a big fat boy
00:43:43oh my god evie everett is back
00:43:46isn't she chris's girlfriend
00:43:49chris's girlfriend
00:43:50oh the one in the photo
00:43:52the one in the locket that he never takes off
00:43:54yeah they're childhood sweethearts
00:43:56back then chris would follow evie to her ballet class and back every day
00:44:01he stuck to her like glue
00:44:02then two years ago evie got into the royal ballet
00:44:05she's the youngest principal dancer ever
00:44:07isn't she awesome
00:44:10she sounds incredible
00:44:34evie's back
00:44:35our queen bee's back
00:44:47oh my god they're so cute
00:44:51aren't they just perfect together
00:44:54so she's chris's girlfriend
00:44:56oh she's flawless
00:44:58i've never seen anyone so gorgeous
00:45:00so graceful
00:45:02see that's evie
00:45:04the only girl chris has eyes for
00:45:06she's everything that you're not
00:45:09hey guys
00:45:10look what we have here
00:45:14it's a sweet little love letter
00:45:19your teasing drives me mad
00:45:21you pick on me till i'm sad
00:45:23but i still want you so bad
00:45:28you're stubborn
00:45:29you're annoying
00:45:30but your smile's my undoing
00:45:32i think i really like you
00:45:36you kept me up last night
00:45:37thinking about that kiss
00:45:39i'd give you my first time
00:45:41and let you show me bliss
00:45:43stop it
00:45:44give it back
00:45:45give it back to me
00:45:46abigail your kindergarten love poems are so cute
00:45:49no wonder you're still a virgin
00:45:51go on
00:45:52tell us
00:45:53who exactly are you gonna eat lucid to
00:45:57who exactly are you planning to give it to
00:45:59give it back to me
00:46:04kylie cut it out
00:46:07wow abigail
00:46:08didn't know you had it in you
00:46:10miss goody two shoes over here
00:46:12has been two timing oscar and chris
00:46:15no no it's not what you think
00:46:17don't be shy girl
00:46:18share with the class
00:46:22who is that letter for
00:46:23oscar
00:46:24or chris
00:46:29is abigail's love letter
00:46:31for me
00:46:34the letter is
00:46:35speak up
00:46:36oh my god
00:46:37was i right
00:46:38you've liked chris all along
00:46:40haven't you
00:46:41tell everyone
00:46:42tell oscar
00:46:44who's chris to you
00:46:51i'm the one
00:46:52chris is my brother
00:47:02chris is my brother
00:47:03chris is my brother
00:47:06and and this letter is
00:47:07for oscar
00:47:10really
00:47:12because i've already cut it bad for you abigail
00:47:19fuck
00:47:20i'm supposed to be saying
00:47:27i'm no competition to someone as pretty and cool as evie
00:47:31plus chris only thinks of me as his baby sister
00:47:38i want to go home
00:47:40i want to go home
00:47:41it's okay
00:47:42i'll get you home
00:47:45abigail
00:47:45your first love died before it even had a chance
00:47:55hey abigail
00:47:57you said you wrote that love letter for me
00:47:59is it true
00:48:01i
00:48:02abigail
00:48:03you don't have to be shy
00:48:04i'll say it again
00:48:06i like you
00:48:09i just need you to say it
00:48:12do you like me too
00:48:15i
00:48:16i
00:48:25my brother
00:48:26he doesn't have an umbrella
00:48:27so i
00:48:28i should probably go home
00:48:30it's raining cats and dogs out here
00:48:32get home safe okay
00:48:43are you crazy
00:48:44it's storming out here
00:48:46why are you just standing under the pouring rain
00:48:47the rain didn't stop you from
00:48:49floating with oscar
00:48:51he was just walking me home
00:48:52okay that's all
00:48:53that's all
00:48:55please
00:48:56everyone knows you guys like each other
00:48:57i mean
00:48:58didn't you write him those love poems
00:49:00aren't you obsessed with him
00:49:02why are you being so difficult
00:49:03let's just go inside
00:49:04and we can talk about him okay
00:49:06we can go inside
00:49:08if you agree to my third rule
00:49:10what
00:49:11rule number one
00:49:13in public
00:49:14we're complete strangers
00:49:15i can't have anyone know when we live under the same roof
00:49:18no way
00:49:18okay easy peasy
00:49:20rule number two
00:49:21you stay at least
00:49:22three feet away from me
00:49:24at all times
00:49:27rule number three
00:49:29no more oscar
00:49:30you're mine
00:49:43that was my first kiss
00:49:45well
00:49:52tactically
00:49:53not
00:49:53you're first
00:49:54what do you mean
00:49:55never mind
00:49:57abigail
00:49:59i want
00:50:01you
00:50:28chris
00:50:31maybe we shouldn't
00:50:32your dad's gonna be home any minute
00:50:33no
00:50:34no don't worry
00:50:35he's gone on a fishing trip
00:50:36he's not gonna be back tonight
00:50:48chris i
00:50:55chris i
00:50:58i
00:50:58i don't know how
00:51:02it's all right abs
00:51:03you're doing amazing
00:51:18i want you to feel me
00:51:30god he's so hard
00:51:34sorry
00:51:35did i do something wrong
00:51:38did i do something wrong
00:51:40you're doing amazing
00:51:49now
00:51:51let me return the favor
00:51:54wait maybe
00:51:55maybe we shouldn't
00:51:56it's okay
00:51:58you can trust me
00:52:00am i really gonna lose my virginity to chris
00:52:03my adopted brother
00:52:14look at me
00:52:15look at me
00:52:27kids wait till you see what i got
00:52:31chris
00:52:32what the devil are you doing
00:52:34dad
00:52:36chris
00:52:37what the devil are you doing
00:52:39dad
00:52:40i'm just uh
00:52:41just exercising
00:52:42exercise
00:52:45please tell me you have not been bringing those groupie girls home
00:52:49oh shit
00:52:50what am i gonna do
00:52:51what no
00:52:52no no i would never
00:52:54dad
00:52:54come on
00:52:55you gotta believe me
00:52:55you're my dad
00:52:56yeah i'm your dad
00:52:57so i know what you're like
00:53:00what's this
00:53:06what's this
00:53:09uh it's uh napkin
00:53:11napkin
00:53:11a napkin
00:53:12yeah i was um
00:53:12i was eating dinner
00:53:14sorry dad
00:53:15on the couch
00:53:15i know i'm not supposed to do that
00:53:16uh
00:53:17what happened again
00:53:22dad
00:53:23i think you smell like fish from the trip
00:53:25i think you should
00:53:26you should go shower
00:53:27abigail's gonna be home any second here
00:53:28really i stink
00:53:29yeah i don't
00:53:30i don't smell anything
00:53:33yeah
00:53:34yeah all right
00:53:40i thought my heart was gonna explode out of my chest
00:53:46look maybe
00:53:48maybe we should just tell him
00:53:50isn't that moving a little too fast
00:53:52i mean is it
00:53:53he's your dad too
00:53:54and shit at this point he likes you
00:53:56but he likes me
00:53:57i think he'd be really happy if he found out we were together
00:54:01chris do you actually like me
00:54:08chris do you actually like me
00:54:11because a couple hours ago you were acting like my mortal enemy and now you want to make it official
00:54:15so what's with the 180
00:54:17abigail
00:54:17i gotta be honest
00:54:19up until recently
00:54:20i thought
00:54:21i thought you were my real sister
00:54:25like
00:54:26my blood sister
00:54:28what
00:54:28oh my god
00:54:31chris that is the most stupid thing i have ever heard in my entire life
00:54:36oh my god you are silly
00:54:37you are so silly
00:54:39all right
00:54:40okay okay
00:54:41i'll stop i'll stop i'll stop
00:54:44idiot
00:54:45a lovable idiot
00:54:50that's my girl
00:54:53what you looking at
00:54:55ah nothing
00:54:57listen chris
00:54:58i need you to keep your playboy ways out of this house
00:55:01you and abigail aren't having
00:55:04what
00:55:05what
00:55:06what are you talking about
00:55:07listen
00:55:08abigail's father asked me to look after her like she was my own
00:55:10it was literally his dying wish
00:55:13as a guardian i can't let her date a boy like you
00:55:16what's that supposed to mean
00:55:17what i'm not good enough for her
00:55:19no you're not
00:55:20i mean you get into fights
00:55:21you
00:55:22you sneak into clubs
00:55:23you were suspended last semester
00:55:25abigail's on her way to harvard
00:55:26she's out of your league son
00:55:45what's wrong
00:55:46what if someone sees us
00:55:47what's wrong with that
00:55:48what what am i not
00:55:50do you not think i'm good enough for you
00:55:51what no of course not
00:55:52it's just yesterday i told everyone that we were siblings
00:56:00you're right
00:56:01you're right i'm sorry
00:56:02i i shouldn't be so sensitive
00:56:13see evie
00:56:14i was right
00:56:15they're not actually siblings
00:56:17i mean you've known chris for like ever right
00:56:20since when did you have a sister
00:56:21maybe they're just like really close
00:56:23it's honestly refreshing seeing siblings get along so well
00:56:29abigail is it
00:56:30you think you can steal my man and get away with it
00:56:34not a goddamn chance
00:56:41i guess chris likes me more than i thought
00:56:52oh my necklace
00:56:56that locket
00:57:02oh this
00:57:05two years ago
00:57:06right before i left for england
00:57:07chris gave me this locket as a promise
00:57:10look it even has a picture of us in it
00:57:15see
00:57:15he said they're a matching pair just like us
00:57:18and that he would wear it every day
00:57:20and that i should too
00:57:21so that way every time i look at it i'll think of him
00:57:24he said that way everyone will know that he's gonna love me forever
00:57:29love
00:57:30love you forever
00:57:31i know it sounds kind of cheesy saying that about your childhood sweetheart
00:57:34but i can tell he really means it
00:57:37and you're his sister right
00:57:38you know how he is
00:57:49oh abigail you are dumber than i thought
00:57:52a basic bitch like you could never take chris away from me
00:57:59it even has a picture of us in it see
00:58:01he would wear it every day
00:58:02and that i should too
00:58:04so that way every time i look at it i'll think of him
00:58:07no
00:58:08no it's fine
00:58:10chris wouldn't lie to me like that
00:58:16oh my gosh does that dumb bitch actually think chris is into her
00:58:21what a joke
00:58:22just wait till she hears the truth
00:58:24what are you talking about
00:58:26you think anyone really believes you're chris's sister
00:58:29we know exactly what's going on between you and chris
00:58:32wanna know what you are to him
00:58:34you're a bet
00:58:36a bet
00:58:43yep
00:58:43ever since you broke his sweetheart locket with evie he's hated your guts
00:58:48you really think he likes you
00:58:50chris has been in love with evie this whole time
00:58:52chris bet he'd make you fall in love with him after three months
00:58:55he said if it worked he would dump your ass right away
00:59:00oh look
00:59:01you were so desperate he snagged you in just two weeks
00:59:04yeah and evie doesn't even know about the bet
00:59:07chris will seriously do anything for her
00:59:18tell me the truth
00:59:20did you make a bet about me
00:59:22you found out
00:59:26listen listen i i can explain
00:59:28we thought it'd be funny
00:59:29funny
00:59:31answer one more question
00:59:32this locket
00:59:33the person you wear that for
00:59:35are you gonna love them forever and ever
00:59:37right
00:59:37right
00:59:39yeah but it's
00:59:40okay i've heard enough
00:59:42i hate you chris
00:59:47dude did you tell abigail about our bet
00:59:49you know the one that i'd get into harvard instead of her
00:59:52everybody was wondering why your slacking ass was suddenly wanting to improve your grades
00:59:57so i told them we have a bet
01:00:00look
01:00:01i'll go apologize to abigail all right
01:00:04that's on me
01:00:05he's gonna want you to help me get settled in
01:00:08you know with me being new here and all
01:00:09i don't know where anything is
01:00:11don't worry bo
01:00:12i got this
01:00:14plus abigail's your sister
01:00:15she's not gonna hold this against you
01:00:17you're family
01:00:19that's what family is for
01:00:26chris is such an asshole
01:00:28a total fucking jerk
01:00:30i'm in love with that jerk
01:00:32what am i gonna do
01:00:38it was just for shits and gigs
01:00:41so you knew about it too
01:00:42yeah
01:00:44sorry
01:00:47we shouldn't have done the bet without you knowing
01:00:50it's not your fault
01:00:51it's chris's
01:00:52you don't have to apologize
01:00:54it's okay abigail
01:00:56this will be the last time you cry
01:00:59ever
01:01:02damn
01:01:03i thought you had this big crush on me
01:01:05you know i still have the love letters to prove it you know
01:01:08i was just caught off guard
01:01:13abigail will you forgive me
01:01:14we won't make stupid bets like that anymore
01:01:17oscar i should be the one to apologize
01:01:20i lied to you
01:01:23chris is not my real brother
01:01:25his father just adopted me last month
01:01:27that's why we've been living together
01:01:30i'm sorry
01:01:31i should have told you
01:01:32so that's why abigail's so special to chris
01:01:35he's not just spoiling his baby sister
01:01:38he wants her to be his girl
01:01:41wow that's
01:01:43a surprise
01:01:45so um
01:01:48why tell me now
01:01:49i'm sorry oscar
01:01:51thank you for liking me
01:01:53i just
01:01:54i have feelings for someone else
01:02:01ah
01:02:03so
01:02:03there's someone else
01:02:06well he hurt you
01:02:07didn't he
01:02:08you know
01:02:10i hear the best way to get over a heartbreak
01:02:14is to find someone new
01:02:17abigail
01:02:17i could be your fake boyfriend
01:02:20maybe that'll cheer you up
01:02:22that wouldn't be fair to you
01:02:23who knows
01:02:24you might even fall for me in the process
01:02:27i know that's selfish but
01:02:29god i want to give myself one more chin
01:02:36what the fuck are you doing
01:02:44what are you doing
01:02:45getting all cozy with oscar like this
01:02:47what do i just mean nothing to you
01:02:48oh great it's you
01:02:50what do you want
01:02:50tell me
01:02:51who is oscar to you
01:02:54oscar is my crush
01:02:55he's the guy that i like
01:02:57i want him to be my boyfriend
01:02:58what about me
01:03:00what about us
01:03:01bro chris you gotta calm down
01:03:02dude fuck off
01:03:04what are you so pissed off for
01:03:06okay so
01:03:07we messed around
01:03:08we had some fun
01:03:09so what
01:03:10messing around
01:03:11that's all that was to you
01:03:13yeah duh
01:03:14oscar can actually keep up with me
01:03:15do you think i would choose you
01:03:17a loser who cuts class just to pick fights
01:03:19tell me honestly
01:03:21do you actually mean that
01:03:22of course i do
01:03:26chris
01:03:28well fennett wants us in your office right now
01:03:31eves
01:03:31i was actually just about to go looking for you
01:03:39chris let's go shopping later
01:03:41i need new ballet slippers and there's this really cute pair i've been dying to get
01:03:45sure
01:03:46yeah whatever you want i'll get it for you
01:03:48let's go
01:03:52why am i so sad
01:03:54why should i be heartbroken over a stupid liar
01:03:58so there's someone
01:04:00it's chris isn't it
01:04:01nope
01:04:02i absolutely cannot stand him
01:04:05i mean it
01:04:06i hate chris
01:04:07yeah yeah sure
01:04:08got it
01:04:10well how about a fake date with a fake boyfriend
01:04:14dinner's on me
01:04:15you don't mind if i'm using you
01:04:16not at all
01:04:18i kind of like the rush of it
01:04:29try this
01:04:31sweets for my little sweetheart
01:04:33okay
01:04:40oh wow
01:04:42you guys here on a date
01:04:43mind if we join
01:04:46you're my guest
01:05:02oh wow
01:05:03she's actually allergic to fish my man
01:05:08aww
01:05:09you and your sister really are super close
01:05:16yeah my big bro he loves to spoil me doesn't he
01:05:26let go
01:05:27what was that did you say you wanted some steak
01:05:32here let's get you some steak
01:05:37say ah open wide
01:05:41here you go say ah
01:05:45oh nice
01:05:51i sure do love my steak
01:05:53well let's get you another bite then
01:05:54say ah
01:05:56that's enough chris
01:05:57aww chris has always been so playful am i right
01:06:00he used to do stuff like that to me all the time
01:06:04honestly i am so grateful chris had such a sweet sister keeping him happy while i was gone
01:06:10i was terrified he would just be sulking around the whole time because of how much he missed me
01:06:22are you full
01:06:24if you're done let's go home
01:06:25hey man uh you take evie home i'm gonna take my sister
01:06:28you know what actually i don't think i'm quite ready to call it a night
01:06:33oscar
01:06:34didn't you tell me that you're gonna take me to that nightclub
01:06:37you know the one that your friend works at
01:06:40abigail if you go to a nightclub you're gonna get in big trouble
01:06:42so trust me i'd know let's go home
01:06:49let's go home
01:06:50no thank you
01:06:52i think that you should take evie on a really sweet day
01:06:54and i'm gonna hang out with oscar for the night
01:06:57i said let's go home
01:06:59chris you're scaring abigail
01:07:01come on oscar let's go
01:07:07well just me at home the night eves uh want to come over
01:07:10of course
01:07:24abigail you were the one who wanted to come
01:07:26don't tell me i snuck you in here for you to sit there and soak
01:07:30i wonder what chris and evie are up to right now
01:07:33your boyfriend's right here and you're talking about another man
01:07:37you really don't give a shit do you
01:07:42bottoms up
01:07:43come on
01:07:44this is fun but we uh we do gotta bounce soon
01:07:47the cops show up we're busted
01:07:52fuck
01:07:53cops are here we gotta go
01:07:58run
01:07:59oscar
01:08:03wow i'm finally chris's passenger princess
01:08:13how's it taste
01:08:14do you want to try
01:08:18fuck fuck fuck
01:08:20god please what is happening
01:08:23get out of the car
01:08:25why
01:08:26i have to go look for abigail
01:08:28chris i don't get it you asked me to come over didn't you
01:08:32come on let's have some fun
01:08:34oh cut the act already
01:08:36we both know there's nothing between us
01:08:38and why did you try to make us look like a couple in front of abigail
01:08:42i didn't know i
01:08:43i was just trying to befriend your sister
01:08:46she is not my sister
01:08:51now get out
01:09:01and you better start clearing up these rumors about us
01:09:04i only let you get away with it before because i didn't like anyone but that's changed now
01:09:08so it's time for these bullshit games to fucking end
01:09:10if i hear one more stupid rumor i'm gonna expose the truth
01:09:15in front of everyone
01:09:19fuck
01:09:22oscar
01:09:23two miners right here
01:09:26stop right there
01:09:29shit
01:09:29i can't let my mom find out i was at a club
01:09:32she'll freeze my cart
01:09:33she'll confiscate my car
01:09:38oscar wait
01:09:43i'm gonna need to see some id miss
01:09:50abigail
01:09:57damn brant
01:09:59come on let's go
01:10:00stop right here
01:10:03and go go go go
01:10:05go
01:10:05let it go
01:10:07let go
01:10:10run run run
01:10:11go go
01:10:32we must have gone in here
01:10:33let's go
01:10:52why did you show up at the club i thought you were taking evie home
01:10:55hey you pushed me away first you don't get to play the victim now
01:11:01damn it abs i just i can't stay mad at you
01:11:16it's so cramped in here why don't we go somewhere a little more cozy
01:11:23oh
01:11:24oh
01:11:25oh nice
01:11:26i'm gonna stop
01:11:29okay okay wait so what about you and oscar didn't you guys just make it official
01:11:34he's just my fake boyfriend
01:11:36wait wait what sorry come again
01:11:39i asked oscar to be my fake boyfriend okay happy
01:11:43uh no actually not at all explain
01:11:46chris you're committed to loving evie forever
01:11:48so why do you keep playing with me
01:11:54loving evie when did i ever say that
01:11:57the locket the necklace that's for couples
01:12:00it's supposed to symbolize eternal love or whatever right
01:12:04it's proof that you love evie
01:12:07this
01:12:15it's not it's not evie
01:12:17nope
01:12:18so that's
01:12:19my mom
01:12:21she's beautiful
01:12:22so you're telling me this mess was all because of this necklace
01:12:26no that's not it because you bet all of your buddies that you can get me to fall for you
01:12:30within three months
01:12:31so of course i don't believe that you actually like me
01:12:33i never said the bet was about making you fall for me the bet
01:12:36what what was it about
01:12:39it was about us getting into harvard i bet oscar that i would get into harvard over you
01:12:45harvard
01:12:50fake dating my best friend to get back at me for something i didn't even do
01:12:55now that we both know you've been a bad girl
01:12:57i think it's time you finally get punished the way you deserve
01:13:02and what punishment would that be
01:13:05chris what are you doing let me down
01:13:07the more you fight it the worse it's gonna be
01:13:12what are you doing
01:13:15punishing you
01:13:30don't do that
01:13:31again
01:13:33using another guy to make me jealous i can't stand it
01:13:36you're mine
01:13:37abs
01:13:38no one else's no one else's okay i'm yours
01:13:56you're playing with fire
01:13:59don't hold back
01:14:00i can handle anything you give me
01:14:25i can't run fast enough
01:14:32love can't pick up the pace
01:14:34people run towards love
01:14:36call my cause it craze
01:14:37let's be real some true love is really just a face
01:14:41heard it all before
01:14:43y'all just need a score
01:14:44don't want it anymore
01:14:46can't take it no more
01:14:48love or i adores
01:14:50yes and i am sure
01:14:52because love is war
01:14:54you taste even better than last
01:15:01be careful
01:15:02you might get addicted
01:15:22good morning princess
01:15:24good morning
01:15:27chris remember you can't sleep in today
01:15:28you've gotta
01:15:30what the hell are you two doing
01:15:36i i i told you to stay away from abigail didn't i
01:15:38she is not like you
01:15:40it's my fault
01:15:41if you want to be mad at someone be mad at me
01:15:43i'm the one who fell for chris first
01:15:44you like chris
01:15:46yes
01:15:47i'm the one who wants to be his girlfriend
01:15:50really
01:15:50him
01:15:51what do you see in this
01:15:53ruffian
01:15:54i mean sure he inherited my handsome face but other than that
01:15:57that face is good enough for me
01:15:59i promised your father i would look after you like you were one of my own
01:16:02in a year you're gonna be at harvard
01:16:04you're gonna meet a boy who treats you right and can give you the kind of life you deserve
01:16:08seriously dad i can give abigail the life she deserves and she's made me change my ways i'm setting goals
01:16:14and i'm working hard to meet that i think i'm gonna get into harvard now
01:16:19i'm gonna become someone she's proud to call her boyfriend
01:16:23jesus christ this can't be happening
01:16:25dad
01:16:26the only two people i need in my life are you and chris
01:16:29there are billions of people out there but you two are the ones who took me in and loved me
01:16:33like family
01:16:34why would i choose some random guy when i can have him the guy who really loves me for who
01:16:39i am
01:16:41all right chris you've got one year of high school left to round into shape and if you don't get
01:16:45into harvard you can forget about dating abigail
01:16:49god damn dad you can't just cut your son a little slack here
01:16:59so you fell for me first son it's pretty bold you're crushing on your adopted brother
01:17:06maybe i fell for you first but you're the one who turned your life around just so we could be
01:17:11together
01:17:12fine i guess i'm a little obsessed now i can't wait to see the look on dad's face when we
01:17:17go off to harvard together
01:17:19from high school seniors to senior retirement homes chris stayed by my side every step of the way
01:17:26we graduated from harvard became husband and wife started a beautiful family together
01:17:32and every single day i fall in love with him all over again
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