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00:00:12I'm sorry for your loss Abigail. As per your adopted father's wishes, I placed you in the
00:00:17honors courses. Congratulations. Thank you Mr. Peters. I hope you'll feel right at home here
00:00:24in Clearwater High. Mom, Dad, you guys can rest easy now. Uncle Ben's been really good to me and tomorrow's
00:00:32the first day of my brand new life. Stop! Fred! I'm pregnant with your baby! You can't keep ignoring me!
00:00:54Let's break down with change. What are you ignoring me now? Last warning, you do that again,
00:01:01next time I run you over. Was that night we shared together not special to you? Chris, I want to
00:01:06be
00:01:06more than just another one of your booty calls. I want to be your girlfriend. Oh my god, did she
00:01:11seriously just say that? Not gonna lie though, Chris is insanely hot. I totally settle for a one
00:01:17stand. Typical spoiled jock. We both know nothing happened. You spiked my drink. I blacked out. I was
00:01:26drugged out of my fucking mind and I still didn't let finger on it. Chris, please give me a chance.
00:01:32Give our baby a chance, please! Chris, what are you doing? You could have hurt the baby! One more lie
00:01:42and it's over for you and that so-called baby of yours. Hey, asshole! What's your deal? You can't
00:01:48just go around pushing pregnant girls like that. Apologize!
00:01:56Hey, I said apologize. Who is that girl? Did you not hear me? Tell her you're sorry!
00:02:06Oh my god, she's so cooked. That locket is like super important to Chris. Okay, now you're really asking for
00:02:14it.
00:02:28He's kind of hot.
00:02:32No, Abigail, wake up. I'm sorry I broke your locket, okay? It was an accident. But it's nothing
00:02:40compared to what you did. Just walking around, shoving girls you knock up. Sometimes the truth
00:02:45isn't always what it sounds like. I don't need an apology. Just get out of my sight.
00:03:09You proud of me, Mom? I held back from going off on that girl today just like you would have
00:03:14wanted.
00:03:16Hey, Chris. Remember how you always wanted a sibling? And guess what? I just found you a sister.
00:03:23Wait, what? A sister? Where? Where is she? Well, she should be here any second now. Why don't you come
00:03:30downstairs when you're ready?
00:03:33What the hell? Who would Dad even have a kid with? Wait, wait, wait. How old is this sister? I'm
00:03:39not
00:03:39gonna have to help him raise a baby now, am I? Wait, Dad, is she like my real sister?
00:03:45Yes. All right. Wait a second. Did he just ask if she was going to be a cool sister? Of
00:03:55course she is.
00:03:55She's my best friend's daughter.
00:03:59Abigail, please come in. Come in.
00:04:04Wait, let me take this for you.
00:04:09Look, Abigail, your dad was like my best friend in the world. I just want you to think of this
00:04:15house as your home. I know it's been rough and clearly I'm not gonna, you know, replace him,
00:04:20but hopefully I can be a good father to you too.
00:04:25Thank you, Uncle Ben. And feel free to call me Dad. I mean, if you...
00:04:30Why don't I introduce you to your brother? He's gonna love you, I am sure of it. Chris,
00:04:34come down. Your sister's here.
00:04:42It's you. You?
00:04:52You two know each other already? That's perfect. I hate to do this, but I actually have to leave town
00:04:57on a business trip, so this punk here is gonna watch after you while I'm gone.
00:05:02You two play nice. Chris, do not get her mixed up in any of your silly shenanigans.
00:05:11I'm Abigail.
00:05:14How old are you?
00:05:16Seventeen.
00:05:17We're the same age? Does that mean Dad cheated on Mom? Why the hell are you here?
00:05:22I just transferred to Clearwater High. That's why you saw me earlier.
00:05:26Oh, and Dad told me if you ever need help with homework or...
00:05:28You just had to transfer to my school, huh? What, are you gonna use that as an excuse to
00:05:33force your way into my house and just make my life miserable? What else did Dad say?
00:05:38He said that since we're brother and sister, we should probably try to get along.
00:05:44Huh? Does he really have to be this close?
00:05:48Yeah, I'm an only child. I don't have a sister.
00:05:52Fine then.
00:05:55You know what? I actually don't want a brother like you anyway,
00:05:58because you're a deadbeat who knocks up girls then runs away.
00:06:01Watch your fucking mouth.
00:06:03You watch your mouth or I'll hit you!
00:06:15Whatever. This is probably for the best. At least I won't have to waste energy trying to get along with
00:06:19him.
00:06:28Oh, why am I so afraid of him? I feel like I forgot something.
00:06:37My bra!
00:06:54I clearly remember putting it right here.
00:07:01Hey, sis. What, you looking for this?
00:07:08I... A fruity bra, huh?
00:07:10You know, I didn't expect my dear sister to be so... childish.
00:07:15Give it back.
00:07:18You want it back? You're gonna have to agree to my three rules.
00:07:21I mean, if you're gonna live in my house, it's gonna be on my terms.
00:07:25What are the rules?
00:07:26Rule number one. In public, we're complete strangers.
00:07:30I can't have anyone know when we live under the same roof. No way.
00:07:33Okay. Easy peasy.
00:07:34Rule number two. You stay at least three feet away from me at all times.
00:07:40Okay. And the thirst?
00:07:43How about this? You owe me one.
00:07:46Owe you one?
00:07:48Yeah.
00:07:56What, is that gonna be a problem?
00:07:58I didn't say that.
00:08:10I'm sorry, but what is that I feel on my thighs?
00:08:13It feels so hard.
00:08:15Okay.
00:08:17Don't move.
00:08:20Oh my god!
00:08:24I just moved in and my new brother already hates me.
00:08:27Living here is gonna be a nightmare.
00:08:32Chris, help!
00:08:33How so you're afraid of dogs, huh?
00:08:35Since when did you guys have a dog?
00:08:36Her name is Bella. She's a beloved member of this household. Thank you very much.
00:08:40If you want to live here, you're gonna have to get along with her.
00:08:45Can you just tell him to stay back?
00:08:48Why should I? She's more family to me than you are.
00:08:51You know what? If you're afraid of her, then you should stay away.
00:08:54Ain't that right, Bella?
00:08:57Oh, it's time for school.
00:08:58You know, I'd give you a ride, but the whole first rule and all.
00:09:02Whatever. I don't want a ride from you anyway.
00:09:05God, again with the attitude.
00:09:07Um, also one more thing. There's really no bus stops on the street.
00:09:11Uber's take forever to get here, so who knows?
00:09:13You may have to hitchhike.
00:09:15What?
00:09:15Yeah. Ciao.
00:09:18Uh, go over there.
00:09:21Chew!
00:09:35Chris, you asshole!
00:09:44Wait, isn't that the girl from yesterday? Why did she just come out of Chris's house?
00:09:54And that is how you do it.
00:10:01Chris, you are such a dick!
00:10:07You must be Abigail, the new transfer student, late on your first day.
00:10:11You're quite different from how Mr. Peters described you.
00:10:25Oh my god, it's you!
00:10:29Thanks for standing up for me yesterday.
00:10:32Oh, I'm so sorry. What's your name again?
00:10:34Oh, my name is Abigail.
00:10:36I'm Kylie. Can I throw a welcome party for you?
00:10:40What?
00:10:40No, I don't even know anybody.
00:10:42That's the whole point of a party.
00:10:45Please, pretty please, give me a chance to thank you. I want to be your friend.
00:10:50Okay then, I guess.
00:10:55You'd better dress up, girl. Give me glam, elegant, something truly stunning.
00:10:59I want everyone to know my new BFF is a total baddie.
00:11:09Don't go to that party.
00:11:10What, are you afraid that me and your ex are gonna get back at you?
00:11:13Wow! Fine. My bad for trying to be nice.
00:11:18Don't blame me when you regret it.
00:11:30What the hell am I gonna wear to this party?
00:11:37A fruity bra. I didn't expect my dear sister to be so childish.
00:11:44Nope. I need a serious glow up. No more of this childish shit.
00:12:03Okay, that's a good boy. No, these are not toys.
00:12:07These are toys! These are toys!
00:12:23Oh! Oh no.
00:12:25And the fruity bra to Lacey Thomas. I gotta say, it's quite the leap.
00:12:32Sorry about that. Can you just, um, give it back to me, please?
00:12:35Nope. Not until you tell me what you bought all this stuff for. And more importantly, why it's all so
00:12:42sexy.
00:12:44Oh my god, don't tell me you actually took my childish comment to heart, did you?
00:12:48No. It has nothing to do with you. I was just shopping for Kylie's party and I just bought some
00:12:53underwear, too, while I was at it. That's all.
00:12:55I told you not to go to that party. You need to stay away from Kylie.
00:12:59Back off. I could be friends with whoever I want.
00:13:14Whoa. It feels super weird saying this, but my sister's actually kind of cute.
00:13:21My sister's actually kind of cute.
00:13:27I'm gonna hang out with my new friends. I can't wait to hear all the dirt your ex has on
00:13:32you.
00:13:34Look, I don't know how many times I have to tell you, Kylie is not...
00:13:46This should be glam enough, right?
00:13:54Last time I'm gonna tell you, do not go to that party.
00:13:57Seriously, what is your problem? Am I not allowed to have my own life now?
00:14:01Kylie is not as nice as you think. I mean, the girl is literally nothing but trouble.
00:14:05Don't talk shit about my friend. Besides, she's better than you. You always bring me trouble, you stupid, selfish dick.
00:14:15Listen, I'm only warning you because Dad told me to look out for you.
00:14:22Hold on.
00:14:25Are you wearing perfume?
00:14:30Did you forget rule number two, big brother? Three feet apart at all times.
00:14:38Come on, Kris. Get a hold of yourself. She's your sister.
00:14:49Hey, Kylie. I'm here.
00:14:57Hey, Abigail. What brings you here?
00:15:01Ew, that dress screams clearance bridesmaid.
00:15:06But you told me you were throwing me a welcome party today.
00:15:10Who the fuck do you think you are?
00:15:13Aw, you must have misunderstood me. But still, I'm glad you came.
00:15:18Is this for me? Let's have a look.
00:15:25Juice? What is this? Kindergarten?
00:15:28If you're gonna show up uninvited, at least bring some real booze.
00:15:33It seems I'm not wanted here, so I'll just see myself out.
00:15:37No, don't go. You haven't tried your juice yet.
00:15:55I don't understand. I thought you wanted to be my friend. Why would you do this to me?
00:15:59Friends? With you?
00:16:01My dad's the wealthiest guy in town, and you think you can be my friend?
00:16:06Oh, I get it now. You transferred to Clearwater High because you wanted to mooch off the rich kids.
00:16:13Hey guys, check out my new friend, Abby Fail. She sucks just as much as our stupid name.
00:16:20Aw, say cheese. Dance, Abby Fail.
00:16:23Kylie, stop. Aw, looks like you're about to cry.
00:16:27Hold a pose, Abby Fail.
00:16:51Get off me. Leave me alone.
00:16:55Well, bestie, how does this $3,000 bottle of Louis taste?
00:17:08Chris was right. You're the worst. I can't believe I ever wanted to be her friend.
00:17:13Let me guess, the whole pregnancy thing was a lie, too.
00:17:18Finally showing your true colors, huh? Let's be real. You only stood up for me yesterday
00:17:22because you wanted to look good in front of Chris. That's how you got into his bed last night, right?
00:17:27Ah, you slut. You're actually delusional. And you're just some whore who's trying to sleep her way to the top.
00:17:34Because I'll just have to put you in your place, hmm? Everyone enjoying the show?
00:17:38How about we take this party over to the pool?
00:17:45Let go of me!
00:17:50This doesn't feel right. I gotta go find her. Come on, pick up, pick up.
00:17:56Hey, man, what's Kylie's address?
00:17:59Let go of me!
00:18:03Please let go! I didn't do anything to any of you!
00:18:06Why are you just going along with her?
00:18:07Enough bitching!
00:18:09Come on, guys. She's drunk off that Louis, so let's help sober her up in the pool.
00:18:14Oh, shee! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:18:29My dress! It's-it's too heavy. I'm sinking!
00:18:33Look at you, landing like a drowning dog.
00:18:44help me somebody help me
00:18:47oh crow you want this is my house no one's coming to see
00:18:52oh my god look at her this is so gonna blow up on tiktok
00:19:02abigail
00:19:14oh
00:19:18oh
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00:19:32oh
00:19:32i'm sorry i'm late are you all right
00:19:41chris we were just having a little fun with her
00:19:43fun huh
00:19:50how about now you still having fun
00:20:00phone's in the pool now
00:20:06she's mine mess with her you mess with me
00:20:11come on let's go
00:20:12let's go
00:20:12let's go
00:20:13let's go
00:20:14let's go
00:20:30shit she's burning up
00:20:32and your dress is soaked we gotta get this thing off
00:20:36hey
00:20:37hey abigail
00:20:39wake up
00:20:41i feel good
00:20:42she's so drunk
00:20:44listen you're running a fever
00:20:46all right i'm gonna get you in some nice warm comfy clothes
00:20:49okay
00:20:57chris
00:20:58yeah
00:21:00did you say something
00:21:12abigail
00:21:13abigail
00:21:14uncle pet
00:21:14i mean dad
00:21:15crap if dad catches us like this we're screwed
00:21:18hey abigail are you asleep
00:21:22i wanted to give you a gift i brought home with me
00:21:28abigail are you alright is something wrong
00:21:37abigail
00:21:54stay calm she's your sister you don't feel anything
00:21:59chris are you hot too
00:22:01oh my god she's so drunk and hot
00:22:09don't
00:22:09it's really hot in here let me help you cool down
00:22:15oh
00:22:16oh
00:22:17oh
00:22:23shhh
00:22:24don't
00:22:25shhh
00:22:25shhh
00:22:27don't
00:22:27shhh
00:22:30don't
00:22:30shhh
00:22:30don't
00:22:31don't
00:22:31shhh
00:22:34don't
00:22:34shhh
00:22:40shhh
00:22:42shhh
00:22:43shhh
00:22:44I guess she's downstairs
00:22:49shhh
00:22:49shhh
00:22:51shhh
00:22:53shhh
00:22:54chriss
00:22:54why did you just touch my lips
00:22:56and
00:22:58are you hard
00:23:01what is wrong with me why do i want my sister chris are you mad at me look you're right
00:23:08kylie's the
00:23:09worst i shouldn't have gone thank god you were there to save me it was kind of sweet
00:23:15stop this you can't want this you can't she's your sister
00:23:45god what am i doing kissing my sister have i lost my damn mind
00:24:01chris
00:24:15how are you
00:24:30oh chris
00:24:32oh chris
00:24:35oh chris yes yes
00:24:46oh my god how could i have a wet dream about chris
00:24:50oh my god
00:25:12careful
00:25:28oh shit why do i actually want that to happen
00:25:41hey get back here abigail hasn't had her breakfast yet wait up for her and drive her to school
00:25:51eat up kiddo there's plenty to go around
00:26:04i know that you found somewhere fair to lay your head at night you better love you right
00:26:24you're so hot
00:26:29what what didn't you just call me
00:26:34what did you just call me did you just say abigail was hot
00:26:40fuck stay cool stay cool stay cool don't let dad find out
00:26:43uh no uh i i meant bella which must be hot sitting under the table
00:26:49um hey we're gonna be late we gotta go
00:26:53hey wait for your sister
00:27:02remember rule number one
00:27:05yep total strangers got it
00:27:07good
00:27:20what the fuck
00:27:26did abigail just come out of chris's car what the fuck
00:27:31he's never driven any girl to school like ever
00:27:34are she and chris actually dating
00:27:36as if she's probably just another dumb bitch trying to cling to him
00:27:39god he always attracts the most desperate trashy sluts
00:27:42ah
00:27:43ah
00:28:08bro what's going on with you and the new girl
00:28:10everyone's saying you gave her a ride this morning to school
00:28:12dude nothing's going on between us all right absolutely nothing at all
00:28:19all right ladies in the pool first boys warm up
00:28:44hey stop seriously oops sorry it's just so crowded in here you know
00:28:50totally an accident
00:29:06oh shit my top is gone
00:29:13damn it where did it go
00:29:16okay ladies that's time
00:29:18boys you're up
00:29:23oh no i think we're missing someone
00:29:26pretty sure it's abigail
00:29:32oh my god what is that
00:29:34is it someone's swimsuit
00:29:41abigail is this yours
00:29:43no freaking way does that mean she's basically naked
00:29:45don't worry girly we'll record this iconic moment for you
00:29:50she's probably trying to get all the guys turned on what a fucking slut
00:29:54can you please give it back
00:29:56uh-oh you're too far away i can't throw it all the way over there i'll just ask some of
00:30:01the guys to bring it to you
00:30:02um hey boy abigail's bikini top fell off and she needs a hand putting it back on
00:30:13just throw it to me
00:30:15just throw it to me please
00:30:15what you're gonna swim over here
00:30:18wow abigail abigail
00:30:19wow abigail that's pretty bold
00:30:20all the guys are gonna see her tits
00:30:22we all know that's exactly what she wants
00:30:24let's help her out then
00:30:26schoolgirl skinny dips during class
00:30:28that's so going viral
00:30:34holy shit
00:30:36what are these
00:30:37double d's
00:30:38oh i think i just saw one of her nips
00:30:42what should i do
00:30:45oh yeah
00:30:46i'm gonna give it to her
00:30:48they won't see me if i'm underwater
00:30:55god she's so pathetic
00:30:57oh abigail ready or not here i come
00:31:03stay away from her you son of a bitch
00:31:11i'm gonna give it to her
00:31:14oh
00:31:14oh
00:31:15oh
00:31:15oh
00:31:15oh
00:31:16oh
00:31:16oh
00:31:25oh
00:31:34oh
00:31:38oh
00:31:39oh
00:31:39oh
00:31:57Everyone, turn around, now!
00:32:05You're safe, man.
00:32:12Wait, Chris, don't get me wrong. I really didn't know it was hers. I just wanted to help.
00:32:18You and you, you touch her again, I'll make sure you regret it.
00:32:42I think there's something wrong with me. No one's ever made me feel like this before, but she's my sister.
00:32:50God, I'm such a sick freak.
00:32:54He saved me. Again. No one's ever cared about me like that. Does Chris like me? Even just a little?
00:33:02Abigail? I need to see him. I need to think him properly.
00:33:12Hey, Oscar, what's up, dude?
00:33:13I wanted to ask, uh, are you an Abigail-like, a thing?
00:33:19Great. Now everyone's catching on.
00:33:21Look, bro, I know you, and you don't get involved in other people's shit like this. Not ever.
00:33:28Abigail's my sister, dude. You happy now?
00:33:30For real?
00:33:32Nice. I was worried you had a crush on her or something. Abigail's totally my type, man.
00:33:38She's super cute. She has an insane body. She's not fake like those other girls.
00:33:43Bro, you're trippin'. Abigail, she's got a shitty personality and her body's mid as fuck.
00:33:48She's got a flat chest, flat ass, scrawny chicken legs. Dude, you can do better than her.
00:33:56Abigail, what were you thinking? He only helped you because you're like a sister to him.
00:34:04I was holding back, but now that I know she's just your sister, I'm totally gonna go for her, man.
00:34:10Well, good luck with that, man. All right. See you later.
00:34:13See ya.
00:34:27Dude, what the hell are you doing here?
00:34:29I'm here to see Abigail.
00:34:31No, no, no, no, dude. You can't just show up to someone's house uninvited.
00:34:35Get out.
00:34:39Get out.
00:34:42Get out, dude.
00:34:44Hey.
00:34:51What are you guys doing?
00:34:58Uh, Abigail.
00:35:02Want to go to the movies? Just me and you?
00:35:08No, Abigail. Don't go.
00:35:17Bro, you're trippin'. Abigail, she's got a shitty personality and her body's mid as fuck.
00:35:23Oh, Chris Florence. Just watch. I'm way more charming than you think.
00:35:28Sounds fun. I'm down.
00:35:30Just...
00:35:33Just give me some time to get ready.
00:35:35Take all the time you need.
00:35:45Abigail.
00:35:47What are you doing in here? I have to change. Get out.
00:35:49You can't go on a date with Oscar.
00:35:52Why not?
00:35:59Because...
00:36:01Because Oscar is too good for you.
00:36:03Are you serious?
00:36:05You were unreal.
00:36:06You came in here just to tell me that I'm not good enough for your friend.
00:36:09Get out.
00:36:10I may not have the perfect body, but don't think, not even for a second, that I'm not good enough.
00:36:14Because I am. I know I am.
00:36:16Get out.
00:36:17Wait, that's not... that's not what I meant.
00:36:18I said get out.
00:36:24Dammit, why did I say that?
00:36:26God, if I don't tell someone my feelings soon, I swear I'm gonna explode.
00:36:29But how the fuck am I supposed to say that I like my baby sister?
00:36:34Shit.
00:36:35I should apologize to her.
00:37:07Okay, where the hell do you think you're going in that shirt? I mean, your tits are literally about to
00:37:11pop out.
00:37:12Okay, get out of my way and stay out of my business.
00:37:16Abigail, look, I'm just trying to look out for you as your older brother.
00:37:19Hey, Oscar is an actual jerk. He's just gonna end up hurting you.
00:37:23You always see the worst in people, Chris. Like with me.
00:37:27I'm just somebody with a shitty personality, mid-body, flat ass, flat chest, and what was it?
00:37:35Oh yeah, scrawny chicken legs.
00:37:37Oh, and take a good fucking look at these.
00:37:40Cause it's the last time you'll see it, asshole.
00:37:47Fuck!
00:37:54There, there, there's actually some kind of getaway and bad moments.
00:38:01Thank you, guys, keep состояни.
00:38:06I was here to go...
00:38:07Jurassic Jersey!
00:38:07Huh...
00:38:10Shh...
00:38:11Ow.
00:38:12I've just had good friends.
00:38:14Oh hey!
00:38:15J-8
00:38:28Do you like the movie?
00:38:32Do you like the...
00:38:51Don't mind him.
00:38:54I have some more popcorn.
00:39:15What the fuck?
00:39:16I'm sorry, man. My hand's lit.
00:39:20God.
00:39:21Why did that guy seem so familiar?
00:39:26Jeez.
00:39:27I'm a mess.
00:39:28I'm sorry that asshole cut our date short.
00:39:31That's okay. I still had a nice time.
00:39:41What the hell was she even laughing about?
00:39:43What, she talks to a guy for like two hours and settling their fucking soulmates?
00:39:48Hey, you've got something right there.
00:39:52Did I get it?
00:39:54No, not quite. Hold on.
00:40:10No, no, no, no, no. This is whack.
00:40:12Look, my sister can date other guys, but not my best friend.
00:40:18I need to go make sure he doesn't hurt her.
00:40:20Yeah.
00:40:28Does she actually like him?
00:40:38Oh, um, thanks.
00:40:44You're really cute.
00:41:10Why? Why would I think of him at a time like this?
00:41:16i um i'm just not feeling too good so i'm gonna head home
00:41:24you're the first person to ever turn me down abigail that only makes me want you more
00:41:33morning son morning and chris make sure your calendar's clear next weekend we're gonna go
00:41:38visit the graves of abigail's parents what did you say gross chris wait no no no what did you say
00:41:46you said her parents died what do you mean aren't you her parent you said she was my sister chris
00:41:51i
00:41:51am not playing these games with you today no no dad i'm being serious is abigail my biological
00:41:56sister or not is abigail my biological sister or not no of course not abigail is the daughter of
00:42:04my best friend he and his wife died in the line of duty oh i knew it god i knew
00:42:14it i'm not a freak
00:42:19well i don't know about that then the story starts to wrap up hero comes home a changed person
00:42:25so who can answer what are the three different parts in a play when he's not talking he's really
00:42:32not that bad is she that obsessed with oscar god as soon as i find out she's actually not my
00:42:45sister she falls head over heels for my best bro fucking perfect abigail do you know the answer
00:42:54abigail answer the question i um i i i i i choose b
00:43:10my question was what are the different parts in a three-act play abigail i expect you to pay more
00:43:17attention moving forward yes miss fella
00:43:24still an asshole
00:43:29what does abigail have that i don't
00:43:38chris just wait till we get home i'm telling dad you're a big fat boy
00:43:43oh my god evie everett is back isn't she chris's girlfriend oh chris's girlfriend oh the one in
00:43:52the photo the one in the locket that he never takes off yeah their childhood sweethearts back then
00:43:57chris would follow evie to her ballet class and back every day he stuck to her like glue then two
00:44:03years
00:44:04ago evie got into the royal ballet she's the youngest principal dancer ever isn't she awesome
00:44:10she sounds incredible
00:44:34evie's back our queen bee's back
00:44:47oh my god they're so cute aren't they just perfect together so she's chris's girlfriend
00:44:56oh she's flawless i've never seen anyone so gorgeous so graceful
00:45:02see that's evie the only girl chris has eyes for she's everything that you're not
00:45:09hey guys look what we have here
00:45:14it's a sweet little love letter
00:45:19your teasing drives me mad you pick on me till i'm sad but i still want you so bad
00:45:28you're stubborn you're annoying but your smile's my undoing i think i really like you
00:45:36you kept me up last night thinking about that kiss i'd give you my first time and let you show
00:45:42me
00:45:42please stop it give it back give it back to me abigail your kindergarten love poems are so cute
00:45:49no wonder you're still a virgin go on tell us who exactly are you gonna lose it to
00:45:57who exactly are you planning to give it to give it back to me
00:46:04kylie cut it out
00:46:07wow abigail didn't know you had it in you
00:46:10miss goodie two shoes over here has been two-timing oscar and chris
00:46:15no no it's not what you think
00:46:17don't be shy girl share with the class
00:46:22who is that letter for oscar or chris
00:46:29is abigail's love letter for me
00:46:34the letter is speak up oh my god was i right you've liked chris all along haven't you
00:46:41tell everyone tell oscar who's chris to you
00:46:51i'm the one chris is my brother
00:47:02chris is my brother
00:47:05and and this letter is for oscar
00:47:11really because i've already cut it bad for you abigail
00:47:19fuck i'm supposed to be saying that
00:47:27i'm no competition to someone as pretty and cool as evie plus chris only thinks of
00:47:33me as his baby sister
00:47:39i want to go home i want to go home it's okay i'll get you home abigail your first love
00:47:46died before it
00:47:47even had a chance
00:47:55hey abigail you said you wrote that love letter for me
00:48:00is it true i abigail you don't have to be shy
00:48:04i'll say it again i like you
00:48:09i just need you to say it
00:48:12do you like me too
00:48:16i i
00:48:25my brother he he doesn't have an umbrella so i i should probably go home
00:48:30it's raining cats and dogs out here get home safe okay
00:48:43are you crazy it's storming out here why are you just standing under the pouring rain
00:48:47the rain didn't stop you from floating with oscar he was just walking me home okay that's all
00:48:53that's all please everyone knows you guys like each other i mean didn't you write him those love
00:48:59poems aren't you obsessed with him why are being so difficult let's just go inside and we can talk
00:49:05about it okay we can go inside if you agree to my third rule what rule number one in public
00:49:14we're complete strangers i can't have anyone know when we live under the same roof no way okay easy peasy
00:49:20rule number two you stay at least three feet away from me at all times
00:49:27rule number three no more oscar you're mine
00:49:44that was my first kiss
00:49:52technically not your your first what do you mean never mind abigail i want you
00:50:27that was my first kiss
00:50:30chris maybe we shouldn't your your dad's gonna be home any minute
00:50:33no no don't worry he's gone on a fishing trip he's not gonna be back tonight
00:50:47uh chris i
00:50:55chris i
00:50:58i i i don't know how
00:51:02it's all right abs you're doing amazing
00:51:17i want you to feel me
00:51:29god he's so hard
00:51:35sorry did i do something wrong
00:51:38did i do something wrong
00:51:40you're doing amazing
00:51:50now let me return the favor
00:51:54wait wait maybe maybe we shouldn't it's okay you can trust me
00:52:00am i really gonna lose my virginity to chris my adopted brother
00:52:14look at me
00:52:15look at me
00:52:27the kids wait till you see what i got
00:52:31chris chris what the devil are you doing
00:52:36chris what the devil are you doing
00:52:49chris chris what the devil are you doing
00:52:54dad come on you gotta believe me you're my dad yeah i'm your dad so i know what you're like
00:53:00what's this
00:53:09uh it's uh napkin
00:53:11napkin napkin
00:53:11a napkin yeah i was um i was eating dinner sorry dad on the couch i know i'm not supposed
00:53:16to do that
00:53:16uh what happened again
00:53:23dad i think you smell like fish from the trip i think you should you should go shower abigail's
00:53:27gonna be home any second here
00:53:28really i stink yeah i don't i don't smell anything
00:53:34yeah all right
00:53:40huh i thought my heart was gonna explode out of my chest
00:53:46look maybe maybe we should just tell him
00:53:50isn't that moving a little too fast
00:53:52i mean is it he's your dad too and
00:53:55shit at this point he likes you bernie likes me
00:53:57i think he'd be really happy if he found out we were together
00:54:01chris do you actually like me
00:54:08chris do you actually like me
00:54:11because a couple hours ago you were acting like my mortal enemy and
00:54:14now you want to make it official so what's with the 180
00:54:17abigail i gotta be honest up until recently i thought
00:54:23i thought you were my real sister like my blood sister what oh my god
00:54:31chris that is the most stupid thing i have ever heard in my entire life oh my god you are
00:54:37silly
00:54:37you are so silly all right all right okay okay i'll stop i'll stop i'll stop
00:54:45idiot a lovable idiot
00:54:50that's my girl what you're looking at ah nothing listen chris i need to keep your playboy ways out of
00:55:01this house you and abigail aren't having what what are you what are you talking about listen
00:55:08abigail's father asked me to look after her like she was my own it was literally his dying wish
00:55:13as a guardian i can't let her date a boy like you what's that supposed to mean what i'm not
00:55:18good
00:55:18enough for her no you're not i mean you get into fights you you sneak into clubs you were suspended
00:55:24last semester abigail's on her way to harvard she's out of your league son
00:55:45what's wrong what if someone sees us what's wrong with that what what am i not do you not think
00:55:50i'm
00:55:50good enough for you what no of course not it's just yesterday i told everyone that we were siblings
00:56:00you're right you're right i'm sorry i i shouldn't be so sensitive
00:56:13see evie i was right they're not actually siblings i mean you've known chris for like ever right
00:56:20since when did you have a sister maybe they're just like really close it's honestly refreshing
00:56:25seeing siblings get along so well abigail is it you think you can steal my man and get away with
00:56:33it
00:56:34not a goddamn chance
00:56:40i guess chris likes me more than i thought
00:56:51oh my necklace
00:56:56that locket
00:57:02oh this
00:57:05two years ago right before i left for england chris gave me this locket as a promise
00:57:10yes look it even has a picture of us in it see
00:57:15he said they're a matching pair just like us and that he would wear every day and that i should
00:57:21too
00:57:21so that way every time i look at it i'll think of him he said that way everyone will know
00:57:26that he's
00:57:26gonna love me forever love love you forever i know it sounds kind of cheesy saying that about your
00:57:33childhood sweetheart but i can tell he really means it and you're his sister right you know how he is
00:57:49oh abigail you are dumber than i thought a basic like you could never take chris away from me
00:57:59it even has a picture of us in it see he would wear it every day and that i should
00:58:04too so that way
00:58:04every time i look at it i'll think of him no no it's fine chris wouldn't lie to me like
00:58:11that
00:58:16oh my gosh does that dumb bitch actually think chris is into her
00:58:21what a joke just wait until she hears the truth what are you talking about you think anyone really
00:58:28believes you're chris's sister we know exactly what's going on between you and chris
00:58:32want to know what you are to him you're a bet a bet
00:58:43yep ever since you broke his sweetheart locket with evie he's hated your guts
00:58:48you really think he likes you chris has been in love with evie this whole time chris bet he'd make
00:58:53you fall in love with him after three months he said if it worked he would dump your ass right
00:58:58away
00:59:01oh look you're so desperate he snagged you in just two weeks
00:59:04yeah and evie doesn't even know about the bet chris will seriously do anything for her
00:59:19tell me the truth did you make a bet about me you found out
00:59:26listen listen i i can explain we we thought it'd be funny if i
00:59:31answer one more question this locket the person you wear that for are you gonna love them forever
00:59:36and ever right right yeah yeah but it's okay i've heard enough i hate you chris
00:59:47dude did you tell abigail about our bet you know the one that i'd get into harvard instead of her
00:59:52everybody was wondering why your slacking ass was suddenly wanting to improve your grades
00:59:57so i told them we have a bet look i'll go apologize to abigail all right
01:00:04that's on me he's been in wants you to help me get settled in
01:00:08you know with me being new here and all i don't know where anything is don't worry bow i got
01:00:13this
01:00:14plus abigail's your sister she's not gonna hold this against you
01:00:17your family that's what family is for
01:00:26chris is such an asshole a total jerk i'm in love with that jerk what am i gonna do
01:00:38it was just for shits and gigs so you knew about it too yeah sorry
01:00:47we shouldn't have done the bet without you knowing it's not your fault it's chris's
01:00:52you don't have to apologize it's okay abigail this will be the last time you cry ever
01:01:02damn i thought you had this big crush on me you know i still have the love letters to prove
01:01:07it you
01:01:08know i was just caught off guard
01:01:13abigail will you forgive me we won't make stupid bets like that anymore oscar i should be the one to
01:01:19apologize i lied to you chris is not my real brother his father just adopted me last month
01:01:27that's why we've been living together i'm sorry i should have told you
01:01:33so that's why abigail so special to chris he's not just spoiling his baby sister he wants her to be
01:01:39his girl wow that's a surprise so um why tell me now i'm sorry oscar thank you for liking me
01:01:53i just i have feelings for someone else
01:02:02ah so there's someone else
01:02:06well he hurt you didn't he you know
01:02:11i hear the best way to get over a heartbreak is to find someone new abigail i could be your
01:02:18fake
01:02:18boyfriend maybe that'll cheer you up that wouldn't be fair to you who knows you might even fall for
01:02:26me in the process i know that's selfish but i want to give myself one more chin
01:02:36what the fuck are you doing
01:02:44what are you doing getting all cozy with oscar like this what do i just mean nothing to you oh
01:02:49great it's you what do you want tell me who is oscar to you oscar is my crush he's the
01:02:56guy that i
01:02:57like i want him to be my boyfriend what about me what about us bro chris you gotta calm down
01:03:02dude
01:03:03fuck off what are you so pissed off for okay so we messed around we had some fun so what
01:03:10messing
01:03:11around that's all that was to you yeah duh oscar can actually keep up with me do you think i
01:03:16would
01:03:16choose you a loser who cuts classes to pick fights tell me honestly do you actually mean that of course
01:03:23i do
01:03:25i don't know chris since then it wants us in your office right now
01:03:31eves i was actually just about to go looking for you
01:03:39chris let's go shopping later i need new ballet slippers and there's this
01:03:43really cute pair i've been dying to get sure yeah whatever you want i'll get it for you let's go
01:03:52why am i so sad why should i be heartbroken over a stupid liar so there's someone it's chris isn't
01:04:01it
01:04:01nope i absolutely cannot stand him i mean it i hate chris yeah yeah sure got it um well how
01:04:11about a fake
01:04:11date with a fake boyfriend dinner's on me you don't mind if i'm using you not at all i kind
01:04:18of like the
01:04:19rush of it
01:04:29try this sweets for my little sweetheart okay
01:04:40oh wow you guys here on a date mind if we join
01:04:46you're my guest
01:05:02oh wow she's actually allergic to fish my man
01:05:08aww you and your sister really are super close
01:05:16yeah my big bro he loves to spoil me doesn't he
01:05:26let go what was that did you say you wanted some steak here let's get you some steak
01:05:37say ah open wide
01:05:41here you go say ah oh nice
01:05:51i sure do love my steak well let's get you another bite then say ah that's enough chris
01:05:57aww chris has always been so playful am i right he used to do stuff like that to me all
01:06:02the time
01:06:04honestly i am so grateful chris had such a sweet sister keeping him happy while i was gone
01:06:10i was terrified he would just be sulking around the whole time because of how much he missed me
01:06:22are you full if you're done let's go home hey man uh you take evie home i'm gonna take my
01:06:27sister
01:06:28you know what actually i don't think i'm quite ready to call it a night
01:06:34oscar didn't you tell me that you're gonna take me to that nightclub you know the one that your friend
01:06:38works out abigail if you go to a nightclub you're gonna get in big trouble so trust me i'd know
01:06:44let's go home
01:06:49let's go home no thank you i think that you should take evie on a really sweet day
01:06:54and i'm gonna hang out with oscar for the night i said let's go home
01:06:59chris you're scaring abigail come on oscar let's go
01:07:07well just me at home the night eve's uh want to come over of course
01:07:24abigail you were the one who wanted to come don't tell me i snuck you in here for you to
01:07:29sit
01:07:29there and soak i wonder what chris and evie are up to right now your boyfriend's right here and
01:07:35you're talking about another man you really don't give a shit do you
01:07:42bottoms up come on this is fun but we uh we do gotta bounce soon the cops show up we're
01:07:49busted
01:07:52fuck cops here we gotta go
01:07:58run oscar
01:08:04wow i'm finally chris's passenger princess
01:08:12how's it taste do you want to try
01:08:21what is happening get out of the car why i have to go look for abigail
01:08:28chris i don't get it you asked me to come over didn't you come on let's have some fun oh
01:08:34cut the
01:08:35act already we both know there's nothing between us and why did you try to make us look like a
01:08:41couple
01:08:41in front of abigail no i was just trying to befriend your sister she is not my sister
01:08:51now get out
01:09:01and you better start clearing up these rumors about us i only let you get away with it before because
01:09:06i
01:09:06didn't like anyone but that's changed now so it's time for these bullshit games to fucking end
01:09:10if i hear one more stupid rumor i'm gonna expose the truth in front of everyone
01:09:21fuck oscar two miners right here
01:09:26stop right there
01:09:29shit i can't let my mom find out i was at a club she'll freeze my cart she'll confiscate my
01:09:35car
01:09:43i'm gonna need to see some id miss
01:09:50abigail
01:09:57damn brad
01:09:59come on let's go
01:10:03and go go go go go let it go let go
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01:10:52why did you show up at the club i thought you were taking evie home hey you pushed me away
01:10:57first you don't get to play the victim now damn it abs i just i can't stay mad at you
01:11:16it's so cramped in here why why don't we go somewhere a little more cozy
01:11:24oh oh nice okay wait so what about you and oscar didn't you guys just make it official
01:11:34he's just my fake boyfriend wait wait what sorry come again i asked oscar to be my fake boyfriend
01:11:41okay happy uh no actually not at all explain chris you're committed to loving evie forever
01:11:48so why do you keep playing with me
01:11:53loving evie when did i ever say that the locket the necklace that's for couples it's supposed to
01:12:01symbolize eternal love or whatever right it's proof that you love evie this
01:12:15it's not it's not evie nope so that's my mom she's beautiful so you're telling me this mess was
01:12:24all because of this necklace no that that's not it because you bet all of your buddies that you
01:12:29could get me to fall for you within three months so of course i don't believe that you actually
01:12:33like me i never said the bet was about making you fall for me the bet what what was it
01:12:38about
01:12:39it was about us getting into harvard i bet oscar that i would get into harvard over you
01:12:45harvard
01:12:50fake dating my best friend to get back at me for something i didn't even do
01:12:54now that we both know you've been a bad girl i think it's time
01:12:59you finally get punished the way you deserve
01:13:02and what punishment would that be
01:13:05chris what are you doing let me down
01:13:07the more you fight it the worse it's gonna be
01:13:12what are you doing
01:13:15punishing you
01:13:30don't do that
01:13:31again using another guy to make me jealous i can't stand it
01:13:36you're mine apps no one else's okay i'm yours
01:13:56you're playing with fire
01:13:59don't hold back i can handle anything you give me
01:14:02oh my god
01:14:05oh my god
01:14:06oh my god
01:14:08oh my god
01:14:24oh my god
01:14:30I can't run fast enough, can't pick up the pace
01:14:34People run towards love, call my cause a craze
01:14:37Let's be real, some true love is really just a face
01:14:41Heard it all before, y'all just need a score
01:14:45Don't want it anymore, can't take it no more
01:14:48Love or I adore us, yes and I am sure
01:14:52Because love is war
01:14:54You taste even better than last
01:15:01Be careful, you might get addicted
01:15:22Good morning princess
01:15:24Good morning
01:15:27Chris, remember you can't sleep in today, you've got to
01:15:30What the hell are you two doing?
01:15:36I told you to stay away from Abigail, didn't I? She is not like you
01:15:40It's my fault, if you want to be mad at someone, be mad at me
01:15:43I'm the one who fell for Chris first
01:15:44You like Chris?
01:15:47Yes, I'm the one who wants to be his girlfriend
01:15:50Really? Him? What do you see in this ruffian?
01:15:54I mean sure, he inherited my handsome face, but other than that
01:15:57That face is good enough for me
01:15:59I promised your father I would look after you like you were one of my own
01:16:02In a year you're going to be at Harvard
01:16:04You're going to meet a boy who treats you right and can give you the kind of life you deserve
01:16:08Seriously dad?
01:16:09I can give Abigail the life she deserves
01:16:12She's made me change my ways
01:16:13I'm setting goals and I'm working hard to meet them
01:16:15I think I'm going to get into Harvard now
01:16:19I'm going to become someone she's proud to call her boyfriend
01:16:23Jesus Christ, this can't be happening
01:16:25Dad, the only two people I need in my life are you and Chris
01:16:29There are billions of people out there
01:16:31But you two are the ones who took me in and loved me like family
01:16:34Why would I choose some random guy when I can have him?
01:16:37The guy who really loves me for who I am
01:16:41Alright Chris, you've got one year of high school left to round into shape
01:16:44And if you don't get into Harvard, you can forget about dating Abigail
01:16:49Goddamn dad, you can't just cut your son a little slack here
01:16:59So, you fell for me first son
01:17:01That's pretty bold of you crushing on your adopted brother
01:17:06Maybe I fell for you first
01:17:08But you're the one who turned your life around just so we could be together
01:17:11Fine, I guess I'm a little obsessed
01:17:14Now I can't wait to see the look on dad's face when we go off to Harvard together
01:17:20From high school seniors to senior retirement homes
01:17:23Chris stayed by my side every step of the way
01:17:26We graduated from Harvard, became husband and wife
01:17:29Started a beautiful family together
01:17:32And every single day, I fall in love with him all over again
01:17:36We, we got some nerf LeggoIs
01:17:41And every single day, I don't stay his own
01:17:41Thanks to him
01:17:42So it was a very important meeting
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