00:14Kelly went out with Brad over summer. No wonder she's number one.
00:18Brad, the football god. He's so hot, but Connor's more my type.
00:25Okay, let's find us.
00:38Great. We're dead last. Again.
00:48Aw, sorry honey. No spot in the hallway for the dead last loser.
00:57Forget it. Let's hurry. Game's starting soon.
01:13Let's go!
01:15Let's go!
01:17Let's go, Eagles! Let's go!
01:28Brad, stop showing off! Catch it!
01:30Relax. I got you.
01:36Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad!
01:40Tessa, did you see that?
01:42Connor Vaughn and Brad Dawson, the two hottest guys at school.
01:45Uh-huh.
01:46Dating either one of them is basically a one-way ticket to popular queen.
01:52Yeah, that's why half of the students are failing their SATs.
01:56I mean, this sounds like a rock concert, not a high school football game.
02:00Touchdown!
02:01Woo!
02:02Woo!
02:12Woo!
02:24No, I, I, uh, damn, this is so awkward.
02:38No, I, I, uh, I don't know.
02:42I don't have time for this.
02:54Connor should be more like Brad.
02:56The crowd loves him and he loves them right back.
02:59He's a narcissist.
03:00I mean, he thinks he's better than everyone.
03:02Come on, let's go.
03:11Oh, look, the creepy crawlies are out.
03:14Dreaming about guys they could never get within their wildest dreams.
03:17As if.
03:24What?
03:27You know, you can't just stand here and be rude and act like you're better than everyone.
03:32Babe, better?
03:33I don't just think I'm better.
03:36I am better.
03:38Didn't you see the rankings?
03:40I'm the popular queen.
03:42And you, you're the undateable nerd.
03:47Penny, it's, it's fine.
03:49They're just being rude.
03:50Let's go.
03:51What did you say?
04:07Tessa, just because you're a vatic whatever, it doesn't mean anything.
04:12Kaylee rules the school.
04:13Don't you forget it.
04:15You're nothing but a last piece loser.
04:27No, that's it.
04:29I'm sick and tired of this imperial monarchy BS.
04:33What are you going to do?
04:39I'm, I'm going to change.
04:42Yeah, I'm going to get to the top of that stupid list.
04:46I'm sick and tired of, of Kelly's stupid rules.
04:50I'm going to rewrite them.
04:51But what are you going to do?
04:58First is dating one of the boys at the top.
05:02Who's your target?
05:07Which one's your target?
05:09At least not Connor.
05:11No, not Connor.
05:15But Brad's sweet to everyone.
05:21That's it.
05:22Brad's my target.
05:24I'm so excited.
05:25So what's your plan?
05:27First step.
05:29Sexy photo.
05:31Right?
05:32Got it.
05:33Okay, so you take the sexy pic and I'll get Brad's number.
05:41Okay, tell me if this is too much.
05:44Yes, it's perfect, it's perfect.
05:45Are you sure?
05:46Yes, yes.
05:46Okay.
05:48Ready?
05:49Yes.
05:51Go.
05:54Oh my God.
05:55Oh my God, this is time.
05:56Woo!
06:20Is that him?
06:23What are you playing?
06:23What are you saying?
06:24What are you saying?
06:27Mysterious.
06:28What's next?
06:31You'll find out if you, if you, what do I say next?
06:42I have the highest GPA and I don't even know how to send a text.
06:45Maybe if you say please.
07:07Me in the boys' locker room after school.
07:09Oh my God!
07:12Brad said yes.
07:13Oh my gosh.
07:15I guess guys aren't as hard as calculus.
07:17Once I land this date with Brad, I'm rewriting Kelly's rules.
07:23She's done.
07:25Ooh!
07:26The ball!
07:34Check this out.
07:35The girl that's ranked last in the popularity rankings, she asked for her number.
07:39She gave her some random digits.
07:43Dope!
07:45Yo, for real though, I'm kind of curious.
07:47How cringe can a straight up bottom nerd get?
07:50Look bro, it's this one.
07:53Oh my God.
07:54Oh, the glasses, the grandmasters.
07:57Oh shit.
07:57Oh fuck God.
07:58My eyes.
07:59Oh, oh.
08:00Get that shit away from me.
08:06You really do have bad eyesight.
08:11What the hell did you say?
08:12I said you really do have bad eyesight.
08:15That's why in the game there's a perfect pass.
08:17But you didn't see the two defenders coming up behind you.
08:20No, no, no.
08:20Wait, that was an accident, okay?
08:23Hey, what the hell does that have to do with this anyway?
08:25Okay, on the field, you only see the end zone.
08:28Not the risk.
08:29And now you're mocking someone you don't even know because she doesn't fit your shallow fucking beauty standard.
08:33You're really going to start some shit over some nerd, Connor?
08:36Have you lost your mind?
08:38It's not about her.
08:39It's the fact that you're talking shit behind some girl's back.
08:42It's pathetic.
08:49I'm so fucking angry I almost, almost peed myself.
08:56Cheer up, Tessa.
08:58Let's not ruin tonight.
09:00We need to make a good impression.
09:15Linda.
09:16Darlene.
09:18Tessa.
09:20Hi.
09:20Welcome home.
09:22I'll suddenly be down at any minute.
09:36You?
09:37Shh.
09:42Oh.
09:43You know each other already.
09:46Well, excellent.
09:48Yeah.
09:50Yeah, practically everyone knows Connor Vaughn.
09:53He's, like, famous at school or something.
09:57Yeah.
09:58Right back at you, Tessa.
10:00You've made quite the impression at school.
10:04Did he completely get the wrong idea today at the field?
10:07I think I actually have a thing for him.
10:11Fantastic.
10:12I could skip the awkward getting to know each other part.
10:15Now you're not just only friends.
10:18Classmates.
10:20You're family.
10:22Isn't that fun?
10:25What?
10:26She's my stepsister?
10:31Tessa, Linda was telling me how well you're doing in school.
10:34Maybe you can help Connor with his grids.
10:37What?
10:39And, uh, make sure you keep him off the football field.
10:42His last major injury landed him in the ICU.
10:45Okay, Dad.
10:46No one needs to know all that.
10:48That was forever ago.
10:50Of course.
10:51Think of it as, uh, supervision.
10:59We're not seriously doing any of that.
11:01Are we?
11:08Yes.
11:09Mr. Vaughn, I will take great care of my new stepbrother.
11:28Oh, my God.
11:31There's no way people know about my day with Brad already.
11:40We heard the good news.
11:42Congratulations, Tessa.
11:44But I haven't even done anything yet.
11:47No, silly.
11:48The entire school voted.
11:50And you're officially the undateable nerd queen of our school.
11:56Wait, what?
11:59What?
12:00What?
12:00Stop.
12:01What are you guys doing?
12:02Stop.
12:02Let go.
12:03Here's your royal necklace.
12:05Your Majesty.
12:07Oh, my God.
12:09Oh, my God.
12:11Long may she reign.
12:12That's probably the coolest you will ever get to the things.
12:15And giant whitelust.
12:16Okay, that's not true, okay?
12:18You know what?
12:19I actually have a date with Brad Dawson.
12:32God, is this virgin nerd really telling the truth?
12:36Since when did Brad go for awful laugh?
12:43Dream day.
12:45Fall fast.
12:46Crash hard.
12:52Brad's in way better shape than I thought.
13:01You...
13:07You...
13:08Are you stalking me?
13:11What?
13:12No.
13:12No.
13:13What are you talking about?
13:19Pretending you're trying to keep an eye on me?
13:20Yeah, you sent me this sexy, seductive photo?
13:23What game are you trying to play?
13:26No.
13:26No, no, no, no, no.
13:27I sent that to Brad.
13:29Wait, why the hell is that on your phone?
13:44Where's Brad?
13:46I don't see him anywhere.
13:48Did you get scared by the stanch of your V-card?
13:53I see.
13:55You and Kelly are trying to set me up.
13:58Aren't you?
14:06No.
14:08Oh, my God.
14:10Oh, my God.
14:11It's like everywhere.
14:13No way.
14:14Oh, my God.
14:15Oh, my God.
14:16It's so funny.
14:19Oh, no, no, no, no.
14:21This can't be happening.
14:22Hey, Quinn.
14:23I'm a huge fan of your work.
14:27I'm a dateable nerd queen.
14:30I'm a dateable nerd queen.
14:32I'm a dateable nerd queen.
14:35You did this, you jerk.
14:38Connor Vaughn, I hate you.
14:45Looking for this?
14:57What's it going to take for you to give up all that damn supervision and leave me alone?
15:05Leave you alone?
15:09You're the one that exposed me and tried to humiliate me in front of the whole school by showing everyone
15:15my picture.
15:16You asshole.
15:18What are you talking about?
15:24I don't know what you've heard about me, but I would never leak someone's photos.
15:30Okay.
15:31Okay.
15:33You still didn't answer my question.
15:35What's it going to take for you to give up all that damn supervision and leave me alone?
15:43You know Brad Dawson?
15:45The guy on your team?
15:50Narcissic pretty boy?
15:52Yeah, unfortunately I do.
15:54Good.
15:55Now we can talk.
15:58let's make a deal I will cover your training and you have to help me get
16:04with Brad what's in it for me when you play football I'll be your perfect alibi
16:13deal deal
16:20operation under it is a go I already studied all the techniques so I'm a pro
16:29what the hell is that head tilt breathing techniques okay first things first
17:02better I can't go to school like this though if you want to attract someone as
17:07shallow as Brad you got to dress like it
17:18your eyes not bad
17:28look at the next step why don't we go to go to
17:36I've never felt a guy like this
17:43what are you doing
17:46your heart rates the roof professor you can't even handle touching someone
17:51how do you plan on kissing someone
17:54I was just
17:58oh I work you like you won't last a second with Brad show you a lesson I can
18:07teach you oh my god is he going to kiss me
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