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Crackhead S01E01 (2026) [Full Movie] [Ranked]Full EP - Full
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00:01I can hear the, I can hear the sound that's coming
00:05I can hear the, I can hear the sound that's coming
00:07I can hear the sound that's coming
00:13Boy, I'm on the south side, bitch
00:15Trying to get the south side rich
00:17Exactly what it sounds like, bitch
00:19Said I'm trying to get the south side rich
00:21Inside, speaking outside shit
00:22With a south side chick with a mouth white dish
00:25You heard a couple dudes on the south
00:26When the dudes got south, don't sound like this
00:28I'd have to make the rules myself, make a move myself
00:31So it sounds like this
00:32They treat me like I'm been around town
00:34I'm the best, can't see the damn door around south like, damn
00:36I can hear the sound that's coming
00:40Boy, I can hear the sound that's coming
00:41I can hear the sound that's coming
00:51Boy, I'm on the south side rich
00:53Trying to get the south side rich
00:55Oh my God
00:58in the small town of last with its tranquil atmosphere and luxurious amenities at last
01:05the healing can begin wait don't touch my shit okay so i need to know what drugs and alcohol
01:12you've taken in the last three days i don't know i don't know um all right well what about your
01:21eye
01:21you get in a fight or something fucking slap fuck fucking hands off me you know why your police
01:29report says you're here because it's just a big misunderstanding misunderstanding this is your
01:38third court appearance oh he didn't dig miss jones given your inability to take these charges
01:44seriously i'm inclined to warn you of the probable prison sentence you're facing
01:52what almost done yeah yes i got it sorry
01:58um look we need to do a full health assessment all right so you might as well just tell me
02:02exactly what you're taking okay in view of your mental health i am prepared to consider a 28-day
02:08rehabilitation program however you will need to obtain a reference letter from the clinic proving
02:15you are committed to sobriety if this letter is unattainable you will be transferred from the
02:19clinic to prison do you understand
02:26fine i had some whiskey and tequila and vodka
02:33that was the one with the gold flakes gold flakes
02:37anything else
02:39tremendo and weed just to like chill me out totally understand that and some cop wow okay is this a
02:46bomb
02:46yeah oh and it's not stained and codeine but i'm that from my doctor and i tried meth
02:54meth well i didn't like it you'd be the first
03:02luxurious amenities my ass ah so you were paying attention good on you come on let's go
03:08all right so detoxing is going to take a few days and then tomorrow you get to meet your psychiatrist
03:13that'd be cool wouldn't it
03:15all right and then uh you got to start your group therapy we're awesome and actually there's a few more
03:21rules sorry no sex no drugs or alcohol and there's no phones for the first what no no no no
03:28i need
03:29my phone it's only for the first week that's all oh my god what do you think i'm gonna do
03:32you think
03:33i'm gonna call my drug dealer i'm in the middle of fucking nowhere don't care policy thank you
03:42yeah
03:42lydia sup um lydia this is frankie um she's gonna be your new roommate
03:50fuck that
03:53you know what i'd like to say that she's not normally volatile but at this point why lie
03:59you know what how about you show frankie around
04:03i'm gonna have a diary i'll see you guys later you becky follow me
04:18reception
04:22oh seriously the kitchen the tv zone the skit zone
04:34june's view you owe me for the hot chocolate powder
04:38oh
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05:01oh
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05:06oh
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05:07oh
05:08This thing like a prostitute won't get you far in the air.
05:15Hurry the fuck up, Becky.
05:19Hurry up, what the fuck?
05:21The sex feed.
05:31Bedroom.
05:32You got bottom.
05:33Used to be Sarah's.
05:34She killed herself.
05:40I...
05:40Move!
05:42You're a spider.
05:44You're a spider.
05:45You're a spider.
05:45You're a spider.
05:46Go!
05:47Hurry up!
06:03Jones.
06:05Are you Frances Jones?
06:07Uh, Frankie.
06:08Yeah.
06:08Hi.
06:09This one's for you.
06:10Oh, no, no.
06:10I'm good with spaghetti.
06:12Until you've had your initial psych evaluation, you have to eat from the meal pan.
06:18I'm not fucking eating that.
06:19If you don't want it, don't eat.
06:43If you don't want it, don't eat.
06:49Oh, crack it!
06:51What?
06:51Come on.
06:52Alcoholic, bulimic, crazy.
06:54What's your thing?
06:55I don't have a thing.
06:57No, no, no.
06:57Everyone has a thing.
06:59Coffee, sugar, and these.
07:02You're gonna need them.
07:04Loads of them.
07:06And you're probably not gonna sleep.
07:07And you're gonna get too tired and you're gonna hear-
07:09I get it.
07:10I get it.
07:10I'm in hell.
07:11Yeah, thank you so much for pointing that out.
07:15So.
07:18You hear because you killed someone?
07:20No, I didn't kill anyone.
07:22Yet.
07:27Seriously though, there's like a child killer here, so watch your back.
07:32I'm not joking.
07:35Shh.
07:38Father!
07:43Oh!
08:00Dear God.
08:02Oh shit!
08:03Hang on!
08:04I'm from fucking nowhere!
08:05Fuck you!
08:06And fuck you!
08:07I'm a giant asshole!
08:08I love that!
08:56Did you put that there?
08:58Did I put what where?
08:59The rat!
08:59Did you put the fucking rat in my bed?
09:03Nope.
09:04You sure?
09:05If you actually think that I would go out of my way to kill a rat and chuck it in
09:10your bed,
09:14then you definitely belong in a place like this.
09:22What was that, mate?
09:26No, you tell her.
09:29Frankie should go and find another room!
09:30Down the hallway with me, Sus Annie!
09:36As typical as Henry's past was, it was nothing compared to the guides.
09:41Sullivan was facing a 12-hour trek to Gardner Hut and then back to the snow cave.
09:46He is, Jenny, with even more...
09:48He was trying to write down the danger of the family and criminals.
09:57Fuck!
10:02Fuck!
10:19Fuck!
10:21Fuck!
10:23Fuck!
10:24Fuck!
10:24Shit, Dex.
10:27Fuck!
10:27Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, traffic was wrong, the fuck off!
10:29You missed the whole thing!
10:49Please enter your 9-digit code and press the Hatch key.
11:29Please enter your 9-digit code and press the Hatch key.
11:46Please enter your 9-digit code and press the Hatch key.
11:57Fuck.
12:19Where's breakfast?
12:21Better said, this one's for you.
12:30How do I move rooms?
12:34You don't.
12:36But Alcat put a rat in my bed.
12:39It's a classic.
12:41What?
12:41Sorry.
12:42I will deal with Alcat.
12:45Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:46Don't get too excited.
12:47Just meds.
12:47Hell withdrawals.
12:52Yum.
12:55I understand you recently lost your father, Ellen.
12:59I'm sorry.
13:01And your mum, Catherine.
13:03She lives up in...
13:03Step-mum.
13:06Right.
13:06Okay.
13:08And your full name is Frances Eloise Jones.
13:09I am Frankie Eloise Jones and you are one of the reasons I'm starving so fuck you very
13:13much.
13:15Yeah, I heard about that.
13:16I am sorry.
13:17We have a set meal plan to ensure you get the nutrients you need when you first arrive.
13:23How are you feeling after your first night?
13:25Feeling?
13:27Let's see.
13:28Great staff.
13:28Great facilities.
13:30Great roomie.
13:31But since the only thing I've eaten in the last 24 hours is a fist-sized mutant moth,
13:35the last thing I'm going to do is talk to you about my fucking feelings.
13:41Look, if I am honest, I actually have a stack of paperwork to tune through.
13:47So, if you want to leave it for today, that's cool with me.
13:52You just have to stay for the full session.
13:57What about my reference letter?
13:59Hm?
14:00I'll still get it.
14:02Oh, no.
14:02We can deal with that later.
14:12Darling.
14:14You look terrible, Frances.
14:18Are you alright?
14:19I'm fine.
14:20You really need to take better care of yourself.
14:22Go and have a nice hot shower.
14:23I've laid out a lovely black dress.
14:31Absolutely not.
14:42I have.
14:54Can't stop.
14:56No.
15:05This is good.
15:11No, it's kind of middle-aged loot.
15:16Is that my hoodie?
15:18No, I bought it.
15:19What?
15:19I did, off Elkac.
15:21What in the fucking Elk?
15:22Hey, I've already paid extra because it's got a kangaroo pouch!
15:26I love the ones with the mum pocket.
15:36Fuck!
15:39And hands up in the air.
15:41And everybody down.
15:43And one.
15:44And pose.
15:45And pose.
15:46And pose.
15:47And hands up behind the head.
15:49Elbow to the thigh.
15:51And three.
15:51And four.
15:52Well done.
15:53Five.
15:53You're late.
15:54Seven.
15:55And one.
15:57And two.
15:57Frankie, Frankie.
15:58Francis.
16:00Winky Winky.
16:01If you can't find your thigh, then I'm really deeply concerned about you.
16:05And one.
16:05And two.
16:06And three.
16:07And four.
16:08Watching.
16:09And push.
16:10Watching.
16:11And push.
16:12And one.
16:13And two.
16:14And three.
16:15And four.
16:16Five.
16:16Six.
16:17Seven.
16:18Eight.
16:20Uh...
16:22She's gonna kill you.
16:23Uh, not if her dress kills me first.
16:25You look like a vagina.
16:27Darling, darling, darling.
16:28This isn't just a dress.
16:31It's a gown.
16:32Vagina is in.
16:34Actual fashion is out.
16:37Ah!
16:38He-he-he.
16:45Ooh.
16:46They look young.
16:48Ah!
16:49Fuck they're talked!
16:51Oh.
16:52Oh.
16:53Oh.
16:53Ha-ha-ha.
16:54Well, let's all act like Frankie today, shall we?
16:57Oopsie.
16:58Silly me.
16:58Ruined all the pies.
17:00In fact, I always ruin everything.
17:02I have no idea why.
17:04It definitely isn't because I'm drunk and high.
17:07All the time.
17:09And thank God someone else will clear up after me like they always do.
17:11If only I would listen to the people that actually want the best for me.
17:15I wouldn't be such a desperate, disgusting...
17:18Parasite!
17:22Oh!
17:23Up!
17:23And down.
17:24And...
17:26It's...
17:26Finished!
17:27Hi!
17:28I am so bushed.
17:30See you next week.
17:32Namaste.
17:33Namaste!
17:35Namaste!
17:37Where the fuck is all my shit?
17:39Chill.
17:40It's okay.
17:41And I thought that you understood.
17:42Huh?
17:43So this is community living.
17:44And we all share here...
17:45Fuck off with your community bullshit.
17:47Hey.
17:48It's no big.
17:50I'll get it.
17:52I'll get you your shit back.
17:55Oh good.
17:56Okay.
17:57You feel better?
18:03Make it quick.
18:04I'm busy.
18:07Call the maid in here.
18:10We'll see ya.
18:28I'm actually a pretty fucking good cleaner, Katero.
18:31You okay?
18:32I need you to get her out of here.
18:34What now?
18:34Yes.
18:35No, not now.
18:35Jesus! I cannot with her.
18:36Okay.
18:37Alright, let's go for a kid.
18:38Oh, you have a pie with me?
18:40Well, good.
18:40You have a pie with me?
18:41Okay, I'll tell you what.
18:42I need my stuff.
18:43Yeah, we'll go grab it.
18:44We'll go grab it.
18:47You've reached Emma.
18:48Please leave a message.
18:55She must be at work or something.
19:08No!
19:20She's burning her in the ship again!
19:21Oh, what the hell?
19:23No!
19:24Oh, no!
19:25Oh, no!
19:26Oh, no!
19:27She's burning her in the ship again!
19:31No!
19:32No!
19:34No!
19:36No!
19:37No!
19:38No!
19:39No!
19:40No!
19:41No!
19:42No!
19:47Yeah!
19:47Hi, I need a fire engine!
19:49Down!
19:5067 Logan podcast!
19:55Frankie!
19:55Frankie, help!
20:18What the fuck is going on?
20:21Come on!
20:29Don't ask if you don't wanna know
20:35Try not, not to let it show you
20:40But I'd love around the edges
20:47When you feel so alone inside of mine
20:54When your dreams have a flow of mine
21:00I'd take one and a pause so deep
21:08If I never wiggle
21:11At least I'm falling asleep
21:17Frankie!
21:18Frankie!
21:28Can't handle it huh?
21:30Can't handle it huh?
21:37You killed someone Frankie!
21:40It's this or prison
21:41The choice is yours
21:43If I never win the fight, at least I'm falling asleep.
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