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Crush Alert Love Request from My Enemy FULL EP - Full Movie
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00:00:02New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:09New skin, dangerously hot, is equipped.
00:00:18You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:32You know who I really am. I'm Valleyqueen33.
00:00:35Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275.
00:00:39Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:43You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:47Or at least a photo.
00:00:50Maybe someday.
00:00:55Crap, I'm late.
00:00:57Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:01Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:11I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:14but on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:16I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:23Forget your training wheels.
00:01:26At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:44I have my knight's special talisman.
00:01:49I have my knight's special talisman.
00:01:49It's ruined.
00:01:56He's so hot.
00:01:57Hey! I told you to stop the car!
00:02:04Oh my gosh, it's Cole!
00:02:05He's so hot.
00:02:10Hey!
00:02:12What is wrong with you?
00:02:13Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:16Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:18What are you with me, son?
00:02:20What are you talking about?
00:02:22Why?
00:02:24I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:26No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:29You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:32Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts by a cop.
00:02:34Okay?
00:02:37You should know that.
00:02:38I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:41You were a...
00:02:42Eh...
00:02:45Asshole!
00:02:50Alright.
00:02:51I broke something of yours.
00:02:54Sure, but...
00:02:55Hey!
00:02:56You got my attention.
00:02:59So, in that case, we're even...
00:03:07Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:10Have a good day.
00:03:13Don't do it!
00:03:15I got a hot mess energy.
00:03:17Hey!
00:03:20Oh, fuck!
00:03:23Now we're even.
00:03:24My laptop better not be broken.
00:03:27I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:33You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:37You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:42every hallway,
00:03:44and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:48I'm going to make your life a living hell.
00:03:51What's going on?
00:03:52Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:53Now Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:55Yeah, idiot.
00:03:56I can see that.
00:03:59I just met an unhinged person.
00:04:01Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:04Same.
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:07Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:11Cole, do you need help?
00:04:13I can help you.
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:17This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:21But he's not your Cole.
00:04:22Shut up, Lindsey.
00:04:24He's not yet.
00:04:26Come in.
00:04:28Hi.
00:04:29I'm Jen.
00:04:30And this is Lindsey.
00:04:32Hi.
00:04:34I'm Hailey.
00:04:35So nice to meet you.
00:04:36You have first day jitters?
00:04:37That's totally understandable.
00:04:39We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:41And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:42Come in.
00:04:43Okay.
00:04:44Let's go.
00:04:48There you go.
00:04:50Thanks so much.
00:05:12You're welcome, new girl.
00:05:14Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:22Guacamole wizard.
00:05:24Wow.
00:05:24What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:27It's a robot.
00:05:28Get it back.
00:05:29Hold on.
00:05:31Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:36Send.
00:05:37Here.
00:05:37Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:42So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:45I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:46At least check on me.
00:05:48Oh, is it the online level?
00:05:50Ah, chill, please.
00:05:54No way.
00:05:56What is it?
00:05:57Oh, Belle Queen goes to the school.
00:06:04Please ignore that.
00:06:05Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:08Send.
00:06:12What is wrong with you?
00:06:14You messed with Cole Edmunds and you're going to mess with me.
00:06:17Edmunds?
00:06:17What?
00:06:19You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:21Wow.
00:06:22You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:26Stop recording me!
00:06:29Jen is a new girl.
00:06:31Wait.
00:06:32Is the new girl Valley Queen?
00:06:36There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:38Could it be...
00:06:39Jen?
00:06:42Ew.
00:06:46Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:48And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:51No chances, Jen.
00:06:53So is it.
00:06:54She does look kinda cute.
00:06:58She does.
00:06:59She does.
00:07:03Please ignore that.
00:07:04Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:07What was I thinking?
00:07:08Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:14Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:16Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:17Just keep walking.
00:07:18You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:22My name's Hayley.
00:07:24Wow.
00:07:24Hayley.
00:07:25I think you, uh...
00:07:27You missed a spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:31What a coincidence!
00:07:33So did you!
00:07:34Oh no!
00:07:37Oh!
00:07:38Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:39I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:41You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:47Whoever ends up with her must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:02I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:04Something happened and I lost the game.
00:08:06I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:08I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:11And what is this?
00:08:13What I think it is, is I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:19As more than just friends.
00:08:22Oh, thank God.
00:08:23I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:25You're my soulmate.
00:08:27Like, I like you so much.
00:08:28Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:32I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:34Wait, really?
00:08:36Yeah.
00:08:37Get ready.
00:08:43Okay.
00:08:44No face.
00:08:46Just the boobs.
00:08:48Is it a bad idea?
00:08:49But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:51PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:53All the kids do this.
00:08:55You'll love it.
00:09:00This lighting hates me.
00:09:02Come on, Hayley.
00:09:04Confidence.
00:09:04You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:11Okay.
00:09:12Okay.
00:09:12Yeah.
00:09:13That's actually kind of...
00:09:18Oh my God.
00:09:20Seriously?
00:09:21Hello?
00:09:22Anyone?
00:09:24Don't look at me!
00:09:28Don't look at me!
00:09:29We're trying not for viable, are we?
00:09:31I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:33Get out!
00:09:34Now!
00:09:35Fine.
00:09:37Out!
00:09:37Damn it!
00:09:42Come on.
00:09:42We're talking to a dog.
00:09:44I'm not...
00:09:45I'm not...
00:09:48I'm not.
00:09:48In the morning...
00:09:52We'll get to...
00:10:01The door...
00:10:03I love...
00:10:04A-
00:10:15You're helping me
00:10:16I won't, I didn't point on it, but here we are
00:10:26Excuse you, these boobs are for someone else
00:10:28We're not a little boyfriend, do we?
00:10:30That is shocking
00:10:31Yeah, actually
00:10:32And he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me
00:10:35Flirting?
00:10:36Yeah, don't lie to yourself, I've got a girlfriend too
00:10:38My thoughts and prayers to her
00:10:40Funny
00:10:41Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:46Fine by me
00:10:49Oh, I know
00:10:51A lot of the purple bra, by the way
00:10:53I like it in a weird way
00:10:55Not even my type, but
00:10:57You know, power theory, or whatever
00:10:59Would you just get out of here?
00:11:09Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it too
00:11:12Jen, red alert
00:11:14Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting
00:11:16I think it's time to take drastic action
00:11:21Don't be a coward
00:11:22Just send it
00:11:23Jen
00:11:28Oh my god
00:11:30Here goes nothing
00:11:38Still no response?
00:11:40Don't freak out
00:11:40He's probably just busy
00:11:46Give it back
00:11:46Why?
00:11:47You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:50Oh, this is actually a really good photo
00:11:52Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it
00:11:55Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:56Got it
00:12:00What are you doing?
00:12:03What are you doing?
00:12:11Oh my god
00:12:13Oh my god
00:12:16Oh my god
00:12:18Oh my god
00:12:20Oh my god
00:12:31Dude, your enemy's nude just got put up on the big screen
00:12:34What?
00:12:34Yeah
00:12:49Come on
00:12:50Let's see if these boobs are photoshopped
00:12:54Stop, delete it, please
00:12:56Delete it
00:12:57Drips
00:12:57Drips
00:12:58Drips
00:12:59Drips
00:13:08Oh my brave knight
00:13:09I wish you were here with me right now
00:13:16oh my god oh cool your enemy's kind of hot since you're so into slutty photos why don't we just
00:13:24go ahead and go full nude
00:13:47my school enemy is my allied girlfriend
00:13:55stop it oh my god
00:14:07hey you okay give that to me
00:14:18now give the phone back jan
00:14:20what the hell cole i thought you'd be happy
00:14:28how does it feel being exposed to the whole school not good huh now if you don't delete it off
00:14:32your
00:14:32phone i'm exposed what else is fake about you and i know it's not just your purse
00:14:38why are you even defending her she's the loser who has nude photos for random men
00:14:43hey he's got more personality than all of you combined and if you mess with her you mess with
00:14:47me you hear me
00:14:53hey cole is on my side now is he doing this to play with my feelings i just need to
00:14:58be alone
00:15:00hey cole is a rich asshole and he said we were enemies but why did i get butterflies when he
00:15:11looked at me today
00:15:14don't stay up too late honey
00:15:17love you mom
00:15:19wait mom
00:15:24do do people change
00:15:26like can a spoiled brat somehow become nice
00:15:33well maybe just give them a second chance
00:15:53tough day huh
00:15:55there's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:15:57they're my favorite
00:15:59noted
00:16:00is that all
00:16:01the whole school treats me like i'm their punching bag i'm just trying to bring a little
00:16:05hope to my family and keep my scholarship
00:16:08oh
00:16:09i'm really proud of you
00:16:11and then there's this guy
00:16:13he has this vendetta against me but at the same time he's super contradictory
00:16:17it's so confusing
00:16:18sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:21sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:22no i'm not into this guy
00:16:24i like you
00:16:25only you
00:16:31i really liked your photo by the way
00:16:33you did
00:16:34are you gonna reciprocate
00:16:35i was thinking it would be better if we met in person
00:16:38that sounds amazing
00:16:40when
00:16:40when
00:16:41about after school
00:16:42at the balcony
00:16:43i'll bring followers
00:16:44deal
00:16:54i'm about to meet my boyfriend
00:17:05stop thinking about cole
00:17:15call me father
00:17:16i heard about you harassing jen at school today
00:17:19defending that nobody
00:17:21hayley girl
00:17:22he was not a nobody dad
00:17:23are those for her
00:17:29what the fuck
00:17:33what the fuck
00:17:34i know what hayley is
00:17:36call
00:17:36her mother works as a maid
00:17:38at my office
00:17:39that whole family is trash
00:17:41stay away from her
00:17:42and what if i say no
00:17:44stay away from hayley call
00:17:46or i'll fire her mother
00:17:48what if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable
00:17:51i'm almost 18
00:17:53soon i'll have my inheritance
00:17:54i hate to make hayley wait but
00:17:56she can't know who i am before i make sure her family is safe
00:18:01you're sick
00:18:04it's called watching out for your future
00:18:11oh hi
00:18:13i'm hayley
00:18:15yes
00:18:16so nice to meet you
00:18:18god
00:18:19i'd give anything just to hear her say my name
00:18:21but the moment she knows
00:18:22i lose her forever
00:18:26thank you for the flowers
00:18:28you're so nice
00:18:33guacamole wizard
00:18:35fail
00:18:39guacamole wizard
00:18:40ew
00:18:42you're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend
00:18:45pathetic
00:18:46maybe he's married
00:18:47or maybe he's fat
00:18:49and maybe he's sitting on his life video
00:18:53i don't want any more trouble
00:18:56why is guacamole wizard still not here
00:18:58oh no we're not here to give you any trouble
00:19:00we just noticed that you didn't have any lunch
00:19:02and so we thought we would bring you a sandwich
00:19:06eat it
00:19:20call me
00:19:21so you think that you can just humiliate me
00:19:23in front of the entire school
00:19:26you're a maid's daughter
00:19:27so you can go ahead and eat trash
00:19:30guacamole wizard
00:19:30where are you
00:19:32oh and by the way
00:19:33nicole's not gonna come save you
00:19:35because after all
00:19:36he's rich
00:19:37like me
00:19:42i'm nothing like you
00:19:47yeah i'm nothing like you
00:19:50call again
00:19:51why is he always here when i need help
00:19:54pick it up
00:19:55call we were kidding
00:19:57it's ketchup
00:19:58pick
00:19:59that bloody thing up
00:20:04take care you're going to record this
00:20:13didn't your dad tell you not to mess with hayley anymore
00:20:15don't think you have leverage here
00:20:17because i'll tell your mom how fucked up you are
00:20:20you want to hold that thing next to your face
00:20:21and do what i say
00:20:25i will leave hayley alone
00:20:29i will leave hayley alone
00:20:35got it
00:20:35yeah
00:20:36let's go
00:20:38what are you looking at
00:20:42got it
00:20:43let's go
00:20:52uh thank you
00:20:54wow
00:20:56never thought i'd hear you say that
00:21:00why do you keep following me around
00:21:02i just
00:21:04i happened to see you
00:21:06were you waiting on someone
00:21:08yeah
00:21:09my boyfriend actually
00:21:13well he
00:21:14he kind of stood me up so
00:21:16maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:20maybe you got into a nice thing
00:21:22cole are you being nice to me
00:21:26you thought we were enemies
00:21:28i mean i still find you incredibly annoying though
00:21:30so
00:21:31not that annoying
00:21:32maybe you'll like me once you realize i have layers
00:21:34are you trying to play with my feelings cole edness
00:21:37because it's not going to work
00:21:38i'm like those stupid spoiled heiresses
00:21:46how'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her
00:21:52he
00:21:53he makes me feel safe
00:21:56you wouldn't understand that though
00:22:02you don't understand better than you think
00:22:05cole understands me better than i think
00:22:09i don't see
00:22:11how you touch him like this
00:22:22if you keep staring i'm going to thank you
00:22:24you like what you see
00:22:26no my
00:22:28my boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:33in the game
00:22:35aww in the game huh
00:22:43why does he have to smell so good
00:22:49are you that slow in the game too
00:22:53i can see why he likes you
00:23:04i can't do this
00:23:07i love my boyfriend
00:23:08and you will never understand that
00:23:10he's smart and he's kind and
00:23:13he loves me for who i am
00:23:16that is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us
00:23:20i wish i could just tell her right now
00:23:30wait it couldn't be
00:23:34cole what was that notification on your phone
00:23:35it was my dad telling me my car
00:23:48got done getting waxed
00:23:50champagne problems huh
00:23:54you live such a tough life
00:24:00what was i thinking
00:24:01we are from two different worlds
00:24:03he just wants to play with me
00:24:05but why did i want to kiss him so badly
00:24:12why didn't you come to school today
00:24:14i got into a car accident
00:24:16really
00:24:17are you okay
00:24:17you have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:20he was right
00:24:21who
00:24:22nobody
00:24:23which hospital are you staying at
00:24:24i want to come visit you
00:24:26no you can't
00:24:27i look miserable now
00:24:28you need to see me in style
00:24:30fine
00:24:31if you say so
00:24:32so
00:24:33are we going to prom together
00:24:35hell yeah we are
00:24:41why would anyone want to sit next to her
00:24:44whoever needs a charity case
00:25:01oh
00:25:02you
00:25:02oh
00:25:03me
00:25:04why is she so lucky
00:25:06cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:09people think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:11i'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:14because you don't do any homework
00:25:21you finished it
00:25:23it's okay
00:25:24we'll get you know each other more
00:25:25i'm not that curious about you actually
00:25:27i'm curious about you though
00:25:29like uh
00:25:30how close were you
00:25:31with your mom
00:25:33what is he trying to do
00:25:35it's none of your business
00:25:35but i'm very close with my mom
00:25:38i'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:42does colt genuinely want to know me
00:25:53so
00:25:54are you going to prom
00:25:55i don't know
00:25:56i don't know
00:25:58so you have a date
00:26:01or shall i say victim
00:26:02are you jealous of me
00:26:03jealous
00:26:04me jealous
00:26:05no why would i be jealous
00:26:07oh because i think you so secretly want me
00:26:10you are so full of yourself
00:26:12you can do this on your own
00:26:13yeah
00:26:16no way
00:26:18it's a self-locking door
00:26:19really
00:26:20this woman's gonna be back in an hour
00:26:22i'm sure it'll be fine
00:26:23i'm stuck here with you for a full hour
00:26:25i'm not sorry
00:26:26am i that bad
00:26:28i think maybe we can pick up where we left off
00:26:31don't worry
00:26:31maybe trust me
00:26:33we're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:36yeah
00:26:46that was my first kiss
00:26:50my first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:52it was supposed to be special at prom
00:26:54and not just bumping lips
00:27:07you're really good at this
00:27:09why don't you regret it
00:27:11you know
00:27:13we can do more if you want
00:27:29anyway i've been wanting back a lot more than you think
00:27:32so you want me
00:27:36i think you know how much i want you
00:27:42do you want me
00:27:45i want you
00:27:50oh shit
00:27:54anyone in here
00:27:58oh my god
00:27:59how long have you two been in here
00:28:00i really need to change this lock
00:28:02are you two okay
00:28:03oh
00:28:04yeah
00:28:05yeah we're good
00:28:06we're okay
00:28:15you're just going to pretend like that didn't happen
00:28:16what didn't happen
00:28:18hey wait
00:28:19it's just hormones
00:28:21hey jake
00:28:23can you still play after your accident
00:28:24relax i'm not dead
00:28:26wait car accident
00:28:28guacamole wizard
00:28:33i gotta go
00:28:42guacamole wizard
00:28:44huh
00:28:45huh
00:29:17what's up guys
00:29:19um we were just chatting
00:29:21chatting about jake's grand plans to kick balls
00:29:24was there something that you wanted cole
00:29:28hey
00:29:28i just figured i'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:32they're your favorite
00:29:32right
00:29:35how did you know that
00:29:37tough day huh
00:29:38there's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:40they're my favorite
00:29:42he couldn't be cold
00:29:49he couldn't be cold
00:29:50the truth is um
00:29:51a dickhead
00:29:54what do you honestly get out of here bro
00:29:55you came to my table bro
00:29:57and knocked my ball away
00:30:05there it goes again
00:30:06cole is jealous
00:30:07we got a problem here cole
00:30:09we don't have a problem
00:30:11we don't have a problem
00:30:13right
00:30:14tell cole to get my ball
00:30:15and we don't have a problem
00:30:17jake it would take me forever to find one of your balls
00:30:22i have the ball now
00:30:23can we stop measuring each other's dicks
00:30:27cole and jake are fighting over haley
00:30:30maybe i can use that
00:30:34jake
00:30:35hey
00:30:36what if i told you that i have an internship opportunity for you with my dad
00:30:40wait seriously
00:30:41yeah
00:30:41just one little catch
00:30:42you have to pretend to like hallie roth
00:30:47all right you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports
00:30:50if you have any questions i'll be at my desk
00:30:54i thought guacamole wizard would feel
00:30:56more like cole
00:30:57but if he's really jake
00:30:59then maybe this was always going to end
00:31:01you've literally been staring for five minutes
00:31:03i'm thinking
00:31:04about the report or about him
00:31:06why are you making it so weird about jake
00:31:08we literally made out of a sword room
00:31:11maybe maybe i've known jake longer
00:31:13no
00:31:13you don't
00:31:14how do you know that
00:31:15you're going to prom with someone else
00:31:16stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:18you have no idea
00:31:24oh my god
00:31:26is jake asking me to prom
00:31:41hailey someone's here to see you
00:31:54are you asking me to prom
00:31:56too cheesy
00:31:58no it's cute
00:32:01the accident
00:32:02the mozzarella sticks
00:32:03he is guacamole wizard
00:32:05so um
00:32:06what do you think
00:32:08you want to go to prom with me
00:32:10i i should feel happy
00:32:13but why does this feel so wrong
00:32:16hey can we not
00:32:20hey can we not
00:32:23dude seriously what is your problem
00:32:25my problem here dude
00:32:26is that me and my lab partner have work to do
00:32:28and you're out here to strike me with bad puns
00:32:30wow
00:32:32that is some weak shit man
00:32:34oh
00:32:34that's weak shit
00:32:36is this weak shit
00:32:39oh my god
00:32:47wow
00:32:49he's got really pretty eyes
00:32:56wait i can't
00:32:57colt put me down
00:32:58put me down
00:32:59put me down
00:33:02don't do that again
00:33:15new couple alert
00:33:18fuck off jen
00:33:19why do you hate me so much cool
00:33:20you and i
00:33:21we're not that different
00:33:23and if you'd realize
00:33:24and give me a chance
00:33:25i think that we would make a great match
00:33:27like say if you asked me
00:33:29to prom
00:33:29i might say yes
00:33:33jen
00:33:34you want to go to prom
00:33:36with me
00:33:37jen you want to go to prom
00:33:39with me
00:33:40we're both hot
00:33:41and we're both rich
00:33:42and our dads have been in business
00:33:44like forever
00:33:45so
00:33:46how romantic
00:33:47i think i'll pass
00:33:50you're gonna regret this call edmunds
00:33:57if i message corkamoly wizard
00:33:59i wonder if jake's phone will ding
00:34:03what should we wear to prom
00:34:05and the dean's list
00:34:15i'll talk to you later
00:34:16i'll see you around school okay
00:34:17okay yeah i'll see you later
00:34:18bye
00:34:20he's so different
00:34:21maybe he's still recovering from the accident
00:34:26haley
00:34:36jeez
00:34:43here i'll get it
00:34:45oh
00:34:50you're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone
00:34:52i don't care
00:34:53i do care
00:34:56hell yeah
00:34:57i don't put a problem with jake
00:35:15i mean he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me
00:35:17he doesn't even know you
00:35:19and you do
00:35:20how do you know i like mozzarella sticks
00:35:22that's something i've only ever talked about
00:35:24because i pay attention to what you like
00:35:28i noticed it at lunch
00:35:30the first day
00:35:32you were watching me
00:35:34just don't go to promenade
00:35:50move
00:35:52colt is talking to hayley
00:35:54again
00:35:54your job is to keep them away from each other jake
00:35:58unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you
00:36:00obviously i do
00:36:01okay then break them up
00:36:03idiot
00:36:03uh what do i do
00:36:06what do i do
00:36:07i've got a few ideas
00:36:13hey look
00:36:16someone will take you to prom
00:36:17all right i promise
00:36:18yeah really like who
00:36:20i mean the whole school hates me except for jake
00:36:24and you but you're not asking me
00:36:28hey
00:36:28oh hey jake
00:36:30hey how um
00:36:32i just wanted to thank you again for
00:36:34the other night
00:36:37the other night
00:36:38yeah it was
00:36:40so
00:36:41sexy
00:36:43you're so sexy
00:36:44jake what are you talking about
00:36:46i hate to break it to you asshole
00:36:50but she's my prom date
00:36:56and she's a real tiger in the peck room
00:37:00oh shit look at the
00:37:02oh shit
00:37:07oh shit
00:37:09oh my god
00:37:22what the hell is going on over there
00:37:27shit it's principal stevens
00:37:29i've got to save cole
00:37:30i mean jake
00:37:31i've got to save jake
00:37:37oh my god
00:37:39principal stevens
00:37:40i'm so sorry
00:37:42hayley rock
00:37:43that's detention
00:37:44after school
00:37:46don't be late
00:38:02calm
00:38:03what are you doing here
00:38:05can we keep you company
00:38:07it's the least i could do if you saved my ass today
00:38:11the locker thing
00:38:12that was an accident
00:38:14oh sure
00:38:17so uh
00:38:18you and
00:38:19you and jake huh
00:38:21no
00:38:23he lied about that
00:38:24i don't know why though
00:38:26good
00:38:29father that asshole
00:38:30every time he looks at you
00:38:31makes me sick to my stomach
00:38:33thinking about him touching you
00:38:35kissing you
00:38:36i could kill him
00:38:40promise me you won't go to prom
00:38:46because i want to go to prom with you
00:38:53okay everyone let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate
00:39:04oh my god i am so fed up with this
00:39:09oh my god i am so fed up with this
00:39:23oh my god i am so fed up with this
00:39:27no no no no no no alexis
00:39:30it always has to be about her doesn't it
00:39:36they're dead
00:39:38they're both dead
00:39:38oh
00:39:41how am i going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard
00:39:46oh what are you are you almost crying it's probably because you can't afford a new one
00:39:53jen what's going on over there
00:40:05now what's going on is jen is getting a taste of her own medicine
00:40:09mrs gorman it's burning mr edmunds oh please it's baking soda and water you're fine
00:40:14detention today after school
00:40:29jake hey oh uh sorry gotta get to student council
00:40:36hey you didn't even try the rice trick the rice trick
00:40:44yeah you don't know about the
00:40:59hey um ella
00:41:03it's emma yeah that's what i said can you hack a broken laptop
00:41:16hey it's gonna be okay we'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the
00:41:22whole thing never happened no it's not just the phone or the laptop it means it means i can't
00:41:28can't what
00:41:31i talked to a friend online he's really important to me
00:41:39and i'm sure you're really important to him
00:41:51you know cole if you look past all that hair gel and big ol ego and rich kid bravron okay
00:42:00okay i i get it
00:42:04you're kind of sweet
00:42:09hey look at that
00:42:12oh my god
00:42:13thank you
00:42:15oh my god you're a miracle worker
00:42:24oh what is taking so long
00:42:25you doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate
00:42:28shut up ella
00:42:29it's emma
00:42:30whatever
00:42:37oh my god
00:42:46oh morning valley whore how are things in the castle
00:42:54valley whore what are they talking about
00:43:01oh
00:43:12guacamole wizard when can we be together in person
00:43:16guacamole wizard i want you so badly i dream about you touching me
00:43:20oh my god someone hacked my castle claimers messages
00:43:22touch me guacamole wizard
00:43:26yeah hey valley whore show him what you really like
00:43:55oh do you like what i've done with the place
00:43:56you hacked my laptop oh no it wasn't me it was that kid ella but i definitely got to reap
00:44:03the benefits
00:44:04what kind of incel sex over a video game hayley what are you catfishing this guy no i'm not trying
00:44:10to catfish him hey everyone i think valley whore is a catfish
00:44:15because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you
00:44:43stop it stop stop
00:44:48I thought I'd send the janitor some time.
00:44:53Jake!
00:44:55Hey!
00:44:57Now's the time.
00:44:58Tell them.
00:45:00Tell them what?
00:45:00That you're a guacamole wizard.
00:45:03Who's guacamole wizard?
00:45:07Here you go.
00:45:10Oh my God.
00:45:11Did you think that Jake was your secret
00:45:13little online boyfriend?
00:45:14Oh, sweetie.
00:45:16I've been bribing him this whole time
00:45:17to pretend to like you.
00:45:19What?
00:45:19Why would you do that?
00:45:20Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:21Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:25Jake, is this true?
00:45:26Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:30Sorry.
00:45:32It was nothing personal?
00:45:38Yeah, nothing personal.
00:45:41Oh!
00:45:42Oh!
00:45:44Oh!
00:45:45Oh!
00:45:46Oh!
00:45:46Oh!
00:45:47All right, all right, all right.
00:45:48Enough!
00:45:49What in the world is going on here?
00:45:51Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:53That's all him.
00:45:54Okay, well, you both have detention, so...
00:46:01Let me get this straight.
00:46:02You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:06It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:08It was Jen's cyber boy's spreadsheets.
00:46:10Jesus Christ, how does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:13Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:16Do you think that's what it could be?
00:46:17Who cares?
00:46:18I care.
00:46:20And...
00:46:21I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:23So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:24What?
00:46:25Not over my dead body.
00:46:27Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:30I'm firing her mother, right now.
00:46:32No, no, please don't.
00:46:33Please.
00:46:34Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:36Max's dad called.
00:46:37He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:39You're gonna go, and you're gonna ask Jen to prom.
00:46:42End of discussion.
00:46:49Come on, you big coward.
00:46:51Message him.
00:46:52Just do it, just do it.
00:46:56You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:05I could never think that.
00:47:12But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:14Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:15I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:22I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:24If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:37Okay.
00:47:39You got this, Haley?
00:47:40Just take a deep breath.
00:47:42You got this.
00:47:43You got this.
00:47:47You look beautiful.
00:47:51Thank you, Mom.
00:48:10Hey, Haley.
00:48:12I'm glad you came.
00:48:13You look so pretty.
00:48:14Hi.
00:48:15Hey, Max.
00:48:16Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:18I mean...
00:48:18Nah, it's just my parents' blood money.
00:48:20You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:22They don't care about shit.
00:48:23Get drunk, girl.
00:48:24Woo!
00:48:28Yeah.
00:48:38What are you doing here?
00:48:40Valley whore?
00:48:43Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:45Hey, everyone.
00:48:46Let's give it up for Valley whore.
00:48:48Valley whore!
00:48:52Jen, why are you doing this?
00:48:54What have I even done to you?
00:48:55To me?
00:48:56Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community.
00:48:59Because those little cringy messages on your castle game.
00:49:02Those are concerning.
00:49:03Actually, kind of a little bit of a perv.
00:49:06Did you know that, Haley?
00:49:08She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:10Pervy princess!
00:49:13Pervy princess!
00:49:14Pervy princess!
00:49:16Pervy princess!
00:49:18Pervy princess!
00:49:18Hey.
00:49:19Let's get pervy tonight.
00:49:21Leave me alone.
00:49:23Is there a fire?
00:49:25Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:49:33Pervy princess!
00:49:39Pervy princess!
00:49:42Pervy princess!
00:49:53Pervy princess!
00:49:55Tomb of the
00:50:17Are you... him?
00:50:20Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend?
00:50:23Okay, Cole is not him.
00:50:25Anyways, we are going to the prom together.
00:50:28No, I'm not.
00:50:29Yes, you are.
00:50:30It's okay.
00:50:31You can be honest about your feelings.
00:50:34So you too.
00:50:35This whole time.
00:50:39Oh my God, I am such an idiot.
00:50:42Hey, wait.
00:50:47Hey, wait.
00:50:49Please, at least take my jacket.
00:50:50You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me, you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:50:54Jen was doing just fine.
00:50:55I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:50:57Then what were you trying to do?
00:50:58I guess you.
00:51:00Obviously, the white clothes were just an added bonus.
00:51:03I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:06What about guacamole, was it?
00:51:09What are you...
00:51:18Who is that?
00:51:19I don't know.
00:51:20Just the devil.
00:51:23Get in the car.
00:51:26I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:28Get in the car.
00:51:29Dad, can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to...
00:51:32Haley.
00:51:33I already assumed that's who this was.
00:51:36Hi, Mr. Evans.
00:51:37So, you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:51:43Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:51:45My son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family.
00:51:50And that's not you.
00:51:51You will be forgotten.
00:51:53You're a maid's daughter.
00:51:55And your mom works for me.
00:51:57Stay away from him.
00:51:59Or I swear to God, your mother is fired.
00:52:03Dad, stop!
00:52:04Don't you touch my family.
00:52:06I'll stay away.
00:52:08Haley, come on.
00:52:09You don't mean that.
00:52:12I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:15I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like.
00:52:21I hate everything about you.
00:52:23I hate all of it.
00:52:25I don't want any part of it.
00:52:27So, Cole, go with your dad.
00:52:31Haley.
00:52:36Fuck this.
00:52:37That's me.
00:52:40No laptop and no phone for a week.
00:52:43Ever since mom died, you've turned into this cold patriarch.
00:52:46Haley, not that's real love.
00:52:48Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:52:49I promised your mother I would make you a success, son.
00:52:52Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:03Hi, Haley.
00:53:04I'm Emma.
00:53:05I know who you are.
00:53:06Right.
00:53:07I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped and ruined your life.
00:53:12So, I wanted to return your laptop to you.
00:53:15Good as new.
00:53:20Oh, wow.
00:53:22Thanks, Emma.
00:53:23Okay, bye.
00:53:29One down, one to go.
00:53:31You're so cool.
00:53:33I know, Emma.
00:53:34Want to go to prom?
00:53:35Why not?
00:53:38Let's get these lovers together.
00:53:44Hi, Mr. Edmunds.
00:53:46Hi, Max and Max's friend.
00:53:48Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:53:50Cole's grounded.
00:53:51Oh, he is?
00:53:53But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:53:56What can I say, Max?
00:53:58What can I say, Max?
00:53:58Actions have consequences.
00:54:00Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:03Well, that really sucks because he's also the president of the prom committee.
00:54:08We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:11Cole?
00:54:12My son, Cole?
00:54:14Reviewing budgets.
00:54:15He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:54:18Well, Mr. Edmunds, today could be that day.
00:54:20We just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very important
00:54:24and very respectable budgetary work.
00:54:35Go away!
00:54:40Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:54:43Happy birthday, Cole.
00:54:44I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:54:47Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:54:49What's going on?
00:54:51Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:54:53You can tell Haley who you are now.
00:54:54You can be together.
00:54:55Just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are.
00:55:00No.
00:55:01I'll tell her myself.
00:55:03Stick me in your car.
00:55:11I'm a wizard.
00:55:14Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:16I just need some time alone.
00:55:25Open the door.
00:55:27Wait, what?
00:55:29He's here?
00:55:37It's you.
00:55:39I should have given you this to a long time ago.
00:55:43Haley, I've wanted to tell you who I was from the bitter beginning.
00:55:46My dad threatened to follow your mom.
00:55:48And I had to wait a really long time to tell you who I was.
00:55:51I got my inheritance.
00:55:53And I can protect you and your family.
00:55:55And so you don't have to choose.
00:56:09Haley, I understand that this changes things.
00:56:13If you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard, but I need you to know I love you.
00:56:32Nicole, I love you.
00:56:34You do?
00:56:36Yes, you idiot.
00:56:38I've loved you for months.
00:56:40I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing, though, because I had to be loyal to him.
00:56:46But you're him.
00:56:48You didn't expect her.
00:56:50I, I mean, I, I always hoped it was you.
00:56:55Until you hoped.
00:56:57Yes.
00:56:58I hoped it was you.
00:57:00You were always there for me.
00:57:04You're hot, man.
00:57:06You're really fucking hot.
00:57:11Hey, uh, one of those things I said we could do?
00:57:16You ever know?
00:57:17Yeah.
00:57:18Yeah.
00:57:20Take my clothes off.
00:57:22You're getting there, don't worry.
00:57:26I'm so be on you.
00:57:28Just be on me.
00:57:31Oh, I'm so be on you.
00:57:34Oh, I'm so be on you.
00:57:49No.
00:57:50Yeah, would do again.
00:57:52I'll get sex with sex with me specifically.
00:57:54I've only ever had sex with you specifically.
00:57:58All right, all right, that's fair.
00:58:00I'll take that as a win.
00:58:07What is my life now?
00:58:09Am I being nice to Cole Edmonds?
00:58:11Oh, God, no, I fully expect you to continue
00:58:15to berate me endlessly.
00:58:17No, I'll just, I'm just lost behind it.
00:58:20There's always been lost behind it.
00:58:21I'll see you in a minute now.
00:58:23Stop it.
00:58:26Um, thanks.
00:58:29Is it promenade?
00:58:31I think you know if it's promenade.
00:58:34Okay, but the real question is, do you got a date?
00:58:40Cole, are you asking me to prom?
00:58:42I would've asked you earlier,
00:58:44but Jay kind of gave me to the gym.
00:58:46Oh, God, please don't mention his name again.
00:58:48I don't want to hear it.
00:58:50Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice.
00:58:51But I don't even have a dress.
00:58:54I'm a witter.
00:58:59I just slept with Cole Edmonds,
00:59:01and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds.
00:59:03Who would've guessed?
00:59:07I thought, only the best for my princess.
00:59:11Where did you get that?
00:59:14I might have gotten you a dress on the off chance
00:59:17that you might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:20and maybe had nothing to wear.
00:59:24Of course I'll go to prom with you.
00:59:31Mr. Edmonds, I didn't expect you to be here.
00:59:34Cole, are you here?
00:59:36Cole, are you here?
00:59:40Mr. Edmonds, you can't just barge into my house like this.
00:59:43I see you, Cole.
00:59:43You are a big problem.
01:00:01Hey, uh, you almost done in there?
01:00:04You try changing into an evening gown
01:00:06in a bunch of thorny bushes.
01:00:10OK, I'm ready.
01:00:22What do you think?
01:00:27My god, Haley, you are the most beautiful thing
01:00:29I have ever seen.
01:00:32Uh-uh-uh.
01:00:33I just hunched over in a car mirror
01:00:35to do this lipstick.
01:00:36You're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes.
01:00:3920 more minutes.
01:00:41We're in.
01:00:42Deal.
01:00:45Thank you all for using the prom voting site
01:00:48to cast your votes.
01:00:50I hear we have a winner.
01:00:53And your 2026 prom queen is...
01:00:58Jen Longfellow.
01:01:02Oh, my God.
01:01:04Thank you guys so much.
01:01:07Seriously, this makes the world to me.
01:01:08I mean, like, who else would win, right?
01:01:11Oh, this is just the perfect moment.
01:01:18Oh, my God.
01:01:19That's Haley and Cole.
01:01:22Haley's fine.
01:01:23Since where's your dad?
01:01:28Hey, are those 10 minutes up?
01:01:31No.
01:01:32But who cares?
01:01:35Hell yeah.
01:01:42I am the queen, okay?
01:01:44She's just a little pervy princess.
01:01:46Come on.
01:01:47Everyone say it with me.
01:01:49Pervy princess.
01:01:50Pervy princess.
01:01:51Pervy princess.
01:01:57Wait.
01:01:58Wait, wait, wait.
01:01:59What are those?
01:02:00Those are texts between me and my dad.
01:02:01Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you.
01:02:05His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign.
01:02:09Don't worry, Daddy.
01:02:10If I can't have him, no one can.
01:02:14I'm gonna destroy Haley Roth's life.
01:02:16Is this real?
01:02:18Jen's crazy.
01:02:21Who did this?
01:02:22Who did this?
01:02:25What?
01:02:26You exploited me for a hacking job
01:02:28and didn't think I was gonna hack your phone?
01:02:30You little shit.
01:02:32You know, Jen, as the principal,
01:02:35I'm supposed to remain impartial
01:02:37and above all of this petty drama.
01:02:41But quite frankly, you are the worst.
01:02:45And I think it's time that you are expelled
01:02:48from Edmonds Academy.
01:02:49You can't do that.
01:02:51I'm the principal, so yes, I can.
01:03:02There was no winter chick.
01:03:05You lied to me!
01:03:12Haley, catch.
01:03:18Oh, my princess finally has her crown.
01:03:22Now all I need is my handsome prince.
01:03:24Oh.
01:03:25Yeah, no can do.
01:03:27All I have to offer
01:03:28is a lowly knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:30and an awesome sense of humor.
01:03:33Ooh.
01:03:34How can I refuse?
01:03:41Oh, no.
01:03:42That's my dad.
01:03:45We are going home right now.
01:03:48You disobeyed me for the last time, boy.
01:03:50Yeah, I'm not a boy, Dad.
01:03:52You talk all the time
01:03:54about wanting a man
01:03:55that's worthy of the family last name.
01:03:57Yet, you can't see I've already become that man.
01:04:01And it's because of Haley.
01:04:02And you can accept that
01:04:04or I'll make my own path.
01:04:05And best believe me, I can.
01:04:08I'll say this.
01:04:10It's the most backbone
01:04:11I've ever seen in you, Cole.
01:04:15Joy, Pearl.
01:04:23I am so proud of you.
01:04:26I can't have done
01:04:27with all you being by my son.
01:04:30That was terrifying.
01:04:31It's not like we haven't
01:04:32slayed a dragon before, though, so.
01:04:35I love you, Bella Quinn.
01:04:37I love you, guacamole wizard.
01:04:39Oh, my God.
01:04:40I gotta change that username.
01:04:41Yeah, you do.
01:04:42Hey.
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