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00:00:11Buy lingerie, check. Bikini watch, check. Get boyfriend, check. Just one thing left to do
00:00:18before I lose my virginity at the glorious age of 21. Stop thinking about dick. I'm not thinking
00:00:23about dick, okay? I'm just nervous to lose my virginity to Mr. Big Dick, okay?
00:00:30Oh, fuck. It's Luke, my favorite customer. Did he hear? Okay, don't think about dick, especially
00:00:40not Luke's dick, especially not about Luke's probably really big dick. Morning, dick. Double
00:00:46shot of espresso in a mocha frap with nonfat milk, right? You're perfect. Thank you. Right?
00:00:51Isn't Sophie just perfect? Mike, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were coming. I would have
00:00:57got ready. Oh, don't worry. He's just here for a coffee. No. I'm here to see my girl.
00:01:01I'm here to see my girl. Want coffee? Right, right. Sorry.
00:01:28Oh, my God. Mikey, don't laugh. We're so mean. Go help your girlfriend. All right, all right,
00:01:34all right. I'm sorry. No, babe, don't see. You look great. My bad, my bad, my bad, my bad.
00:01:47Come here. Don't worry about that. I do it all the time.
00:01:52Let me remake your coffee.
00:02:00Right, guy. See, it's my girl. My face to wipe. Thanks, but, uh, no thanks.
00:02:07Oh, my God. Look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that. She's such a slut.
00:02:12As if someone as hot as him would want her. Yeah. Watch this. Oh, Mikey. Where did you find
00:02:19someone as cute as Sophie? Looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things like making coffee
00:02:26or having sex.
00:02:29Tosh, oh, come on. Oh, my God. Are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus?
00:02:40So, uh, you're a virgin?
00:02:46Oh, be careful, Mikey. I think we have a stage five clinger right here.
00:02:53Brooke, is it? Yeah, you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic.
00:02:57What? I literally don't even know you.
00:03:00Don't be embarrassed. Look, it's just chlamydia this week, gonorrhea last month.
00:03:04You should be more careful who you're sleeping with, especially while you're on the medication.
00:03:07Oh, my God. What? It was just chlamydia. Oh, fuck you all.
00:03:15Sounds like she already did.
00:03:17Oh, boy.
00:03:35I'm really, really sorry. I really don't like your boyfriend.
00:03:38He doesn't like my boyfriend? What does that mean?
00:03:44Shit, my appointment. I gotta go. Sorry.
00:03:51All right, we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine pelvic exam.
00:03:56So go ahead and put this on.
00:03:58Oh, he'll be with you in a moment, sweetie.
00:04:00He?
00:04:06A man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam?
00:04:10This day could not get any more humiliating.
00:04:15Good morning, Miss Tisdale.
00:04:20It's Luke.
00:04:22Luke is a gynecologist.
00:04:23My gynecologist.
00:04:41Don't worry, I'm full of the doctor titty-champ as it's your first time.
00:04:45Right. My first time.
00:04:47Miss Tisdale, is it?
00:04:48Yes. Nice to meet you, Dr. Miller.
00:04:51Nice to meet me? Pretty sure we've met a couple times already.
00:04:53Grind me. I mean, the coffee shop. Grind me.
00:04:59Oh, no. He remembers me.
00:05:02So you are here looking for a prescription for birth control?
00:05:06Yes.
00:05:07That asshole.
00:05:08Yes.
00:05:10I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you want to prevent any kind
00:05:14of unwanted pregnancies, right?
00:05:15I mean, I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy.
00:05:19I will use a condom.
00:05:22I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all. He's not good for you.
00:05:25Dr. Miller, I'm not sure that you're-
00:05:27Nurse, can you grab me a spectrum, please?
00:05:29Yes, Dr. Miller.
00:05:30I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do.
00:05:34I'm ready. I think I'm ready.
00:05:37Mike's my boyfriend, and yeah, he's kind of an asshole, but he likes me, and nobody's ever really liked me,
00:05:41so...
00:05:41You know what? I'm sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there.
00:05:47Let's get started with a breast exam.
00:05:51Breast exam?
00:05:53Breast exam?
00:05:54If you're uncomfortable, I can always get a different doctor.
00:05:56No, it's- I like it. It's fine.
00:06:03Uh, it's probably easier if you play back.
00:06:09It's okay.
00:06:13It's okay.
00:06:14Stop thinking about losing your virginity.
00:06:16Stop it. Stop.
00:06:18My head's cold.
00:06:20No, they're perfect.
00:06:22Stop embarrassing yourself.
00:06:24There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist.
00:06:29There are no abnormalities.
00:06:34Thank you, Luke.
00:06:36Dr. Miller.
00:06:38That wasn't so bad.
00:06:39Sophie, can you put your feet up and start for me?
00:06:46Okay, yes, I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs, but not performing a pap smear.
00:06:54So, I need you to relax for a moment.
00:06:58All right? You're doing good.
00:07:01I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms.
00:07:12I'm going to be inserting a speculum.
00:07:16You're going to swab them your cervix.
00:07:18I need you to relax for a moment.
00:07:23So, do you like younger women?
00:07:27I mean, as your students, because you work on campus.
00:07:31No, my family donated to the clinic a couple years ago, or a while ago, actually.
00:07:37So, in my great-grandfather's honor, I donated a few hours of my time at the clinic.
00:07:42Oh, duh.
00:07:43Now he thinks, you think he's a creep.
00:07:45Amazing.
00:07:46Last thing, I'm going to touch your abdomen, just to check on your internal organs.
00:07:51All right?
00:07:53Relax for me. You're doing good.
00:07:56His finger's literally inside of me.
00:07:58Oh, my gosh.
00:08:05I think I just had an orgasm.
00:08:09Did he?
00:08:11All right.
00:08:13He's so noticed.
00:08:15Oh, my God.
00:08:16Everything looks good.
00:08:17No abnormalities.
00:08:19All right?
00:08:21Be right back.
00:08:28Is that a freaking wet spot?
00:08:33I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again.
00:08:40All right.
00:08:41So, here's your brick.
00:08:47Should I bring it to her, to the cafe?
00:08:51Yeah, we...
00:08:52No, she's my patient.
00:09:00Mike is going to come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight.
00:09:05You are so graphic.
00:09:08Speaking of sperm, I assume your appointment went okay.
00:09:12You will never believe who my gynecologist was.
00:09:16Luke.
00:09:17Are you serious?
00:09:19You got a finger by the...
00:09:20Dr. He'll buy coffee from you?
00:09:22The Luke?
00:09:24Sophie, you're a freak.
00:09:26So, is he, like, good with his fingers, or...
00:09:31Shut up, everybody.
00:09:32Shit.
00:09:32He's so sexy.
00:09:34Maybe I should schedule my pap smear.
00:09:36Okay.
00:09:37Don't worry.
00:09:38Okay?
00:09:40Tonight's going to be amazing.
00:09:41Okay, Soph?
00:09:42Yes.
00:09:43Come on.
00:09:44Let's get you ready for your big night tonight.
00:09:46Mike.
00:09:50I hope Mike's worth it, Sophie.
00:09:55Why do I even care?
00:10:01Yo.
00:10:02Ready to fork over a grand tonight?
00:10:04Is that Sophie's boyfriend?
00:10:10You're not winning any bet tonight, buddy.
00:10:12You're dating a nun.
00:10:13She's never going to let you smash.
00:10:15I'm calling it.
00:10:16Dude, she's low-key a slut.
00:10:19I just can't prove it.
00:10:22You will soon.
00:10:25You're going to film her?
00:10:26No.
00:10:30Dude, you're sick.
00:10:32What if she doesn't let you hit?
00:10:34A little bit of this.
00:10:37And she's going to go feral.
00:10:41Yo, that 1,500 is mine.
00:10:44Just keep the cameras rolling.
00:10:48Don't get involved, Luke.
00:10:49You're just your customer and doctor.
00:10:54Hey, you need to pay.
00:11:00Fuck, my eyes.
00:11:01What the fuck?
00:11:02Where's your fucking friend live?
00:11:03Before I call the cops.
00:11:07Kaylee Avenue, apartment 2.
00:11:09I need to get to Sophie.
00:11:16The lady.
00:11:18The lady.
00:11:35Nervous?
00:11:38Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
00:11:46Nervous?
00:11:48I'm a little nervous.
00:11:50Don't be.
00:11:52You don't make cherries I popped.
00:11:58Wait.
00:11:59What?
00:12:01I'm sorry, I forgot how to start my birth control.
00:12:03I'm going to have to wait.
00:12:04I'm sorry, Mike.
00:12:05I can't do this.
00:12:09Are you kidding me?
00:12:10I'm sorry, you were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month.
00:12:13Mike, why would you say something like that?
00:12:16I'm going home.
00:12:22There it is, man.
00:12:26What the hell you are?
00:12:28Not until I get something.
00:12:32No.
00:12:33No.
00:12:36Stop, Mike.
00:12:37Stop.
00:12:39Mike.
00:12:46Who the fuck invited you?
00:12:51Dr. Miller.
00:12:53Hey, Sophie.
00:12:54Hey.
00:12:55Hey, stay with me.
00:12:58Hey.
00:12:59Hey, Sophie.
00:13:00Hey.
00:13:01Hey.
00:13:02Hey, can you hear me?
00:13:03Did you take something?
00:13:05What's up, Grandpa?
00:13:06Who the fuck invited me?
00:13:10Listen up, dumbass.
00:13:12Making her like you is the last good thing that will ever happen to you.
00:13:14I go to an Ivy League, asshole.
00:13:16If you want her, you can have her.
00:13:18I got plenty of pussy to choose from.
00:13:20What?
00:13:21What's so funny?
00:13:21You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
00:13:23Says who?
00:13:24You ever study in Miller Hall?
00:13:26Yeah.
00:13:28I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
00:13:30My family is the biggest donor to the university since ever.
00:13:34That means I got the dean on speed dial.
00:13:37Dad, you just pissed your future away, brother.
00:13:40Wait.
00:13:41Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:13:42Wait, wait, wait.
00:13:42No, no, no.
00:13:43And you can let your buddy Jake know, too.
00:13:46No, no, no.
00:13:46Please, can we talk about this?
00:13:48It was just a joke.
00:13:48Oh, you want to talk?
00:13:53Hey.
00:13:55Hey, come on.
00:14:12She's either really wasted or drugged.
00:14:14Either way, it's not good.
00:14:22You stole me from my date?
00:14:25Gives you the right, you asshole.
00:14:31I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
00:14:35Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
00:14:36I don't have a daddy fetish.
00:14:46How much did you have to drink?
00:14:48I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with.
00:14:53Just because you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
00:14:57Don't call me Dr. Miller.
00:14:58Tell me this.
00:14:58Why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it?
00:15:06I was at the bar, all right, and I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could
00:15:13take your virginity and record it.
00:15:20Wow.
00:15:23I'm an idiot.
00:15:25No, you're not an idiot.
00:15:28First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm orgasming
00:15:34during the exam.
00:15:36And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough, I was going to lose my virginity
00:15:41to a complete asshole.
00:15:43I waxed my asshole for that asshole.
00:15:48Sorry, Soph.
00:15:55So, if you want my virginity week, you can have it.
00:16:13Someone clearly wants me.
00:16:16Are you hard right now?
00:16:24We're mid-argument.
00:16:27That's so wrong.
00:16:29You're drunk.
00:16:30I'm taking you home.
00:16:33What are you doing?
00:16:34You're drunk.
00:16:35I'm taking you home.
00:16:35What?
00:16:36No, I can't go home.
00:16:37My roommate's there.
00:16:39I told her I was going to be at Mike's.
00:16:40She's probably having sex because she's fuckable, unlike me.
00:16:49We're here.
00:16:51Here?
00:16:51Where is here?
00:16:53My place.
00:16:55You can stay here for the night, wait until your roommate wakes up and answers the phone.
00:16:59If you're comfortable.
00:17:00I want to.
00:17:02I mean, I'm cool.
00:17:04I'm cool with that.
00:17:06But is your girlfriend going to be cool with that?
00:17:09Smooth, Sophie.
00:17:12Who says I have a girlfriend?
00:17:36You're in Dr. Miller's room.
00:17:38The room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year.
00:17:52How do you afford to live here alone?
00:17:55It's huge.
00:17:57I don't like tight spaces.
00:18:00Not all tight spaces.
00:18:02Is he a tease, or do I just need to bleach my mind?
00:18:06Come on, let's get you cleaned up.
00:18:08You'll feel better afterwards.
00:18:09Thanks for taking care of me, Doc.
00:18:15Sorry, I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:18:19I'm happy.
00:18:20I'm happy.
00:18:53you don't have to look away doc you've seen way too much of me already
00:19:00I just don't want to be disrespectful you know I don't want you thinking I lure my patients home all
00:19:07the time
00:19:07wait you mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil boyfriend and draw them
00:19:15a bath in your two million dollar home Dr. Miller no Mrs. Dill then why me I'm nothing special you
00:19:25don't mess up my coffee with her you're kind of people you're beautiful
00:19:45who is that
00:19:47ah this is my crazy ex-girlfriend um you have to hide right now all right come on
00:19:58Luke are you home
00:20:04Lukey come out come out stop playing I stole one of your pagers I know you're not on call
00:20:19don't say a word there's no way that thing's fitting inside of me his ex or anyone else
00:20:27are you seriously gonna hook up with your ex right now what the hell
00:20:32she's a dean's daughter we broke up forever ago but she stalks my patients she gets them
00:20:37kicked out of school then why did you strip down and get into bed
00:20:44what are you doing you didn't answer my calls I'm sleeping
00:20:50why don't I join you
00:20:57I can think of a million things I'd rather do
00:20:59like what baby like the thing that I do with the ice cubes
00:21:04ice cubes what ice cubes like call the cops do you not remember I have a restraining order
00:21:09against you your father begged me to not go through with it
00:21:12come on Lukey you know you love screwing me
00:21:21I have someone new in my life
00:21:25someone new who the fuck is she
00:21:29I'm gonna give you three seconds to get out of my room
00:21:32and if you're still here I'm gonna call the cops
00:21:33then I'm gonna call the dean and I'm gonna let them know that his psychotic daughter
00:21:38stole my pager do you know how dangerous that is
00:21:40no you can't
00:21:41one
00:21:45two
00:21:45fine fine
00:21:48I'm leaving
00:21:50your loss
00:22:00oh my god Luke
00:22:15holy shit
00:22:18you smell like booze
00:22:19I sobered up I swear
00:22:22what's with the ice cubes
00:22:27I prefer no ice cubes
00:22:33you won't move on from me Lucas
00:22:38you'll come back to me after I
00:22:41take care of that little distraction
00:22:57my virginity
00:23:00yep still intact
00:23:04fuck my life
00:23:06language Mrs. Do
00:23:08Jesus what the hell are you doing
00:23:13I'm here to tend to your massive hangover
00:23:15whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night
00:23:18what would you have me do
00:23:20don't say it
00:23:21don't say it
00:23:21you could join me
00:23:27Sophie you're 21 years old
00:23:37Luke that is three years past legal
00:23:40there are plenty of guys on campus who would want to fuck me so what's your problem
00:24:02I don't even want to think about some boy touching you
00:24:05but
00:24:08but a lot of things Sophie
00:24:09you're my patient for one
00:24:11in an on-campus clinic
00:24:14I'm graduating this year
00:24:17second
00:24:20your version
00:24:22ouch
00:24:24I'm asking you to change that
00:24:34you're talking to Dr. Miller right now love
00:24:39you're asking Luke to fuck you
00:24:44I don't make both
00:24:46I'm not gonna call you in the morning afterwards
00:24:48alright sweetheart
00:24:49I'm not that guy
00:24:55well maybe I don't need you to call me Luke
00:24:58I'm a big girl I can handle myself
00:25:02unless you're just not interested
00:25:05I saw how hot your ex is
00:25:07and she's good at crazy sex
00:25:10according to you
00:25:13someone's jealous
00:25:15Sophie there's a reason why I drive across campus
00:25:18to come to your shitty little cafe
00:25:19to have you make me a cup of coffee
00:25:20because it's cheap
00:25:34because I enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform
00:25:38when you bend over and make me my cup of coffee
00:25:42you see you don't have to pull any tricks
00:25:43for me to want to tear into your perfect body
00:25:46so do it
00:25:48I'm ready I promise
00:25:54ready
00:26:01what's that?
00:26:02as your doctor
00:26:03I know you haven't started your birth control
00:26:09sorry Sophie
00:26:12are you kidding me?
00:26:21can I uh
00:26:22can I get a
00:26:23continue
00:26:23you're killing me
00:26:24so the Dr. Miller
00:26:26takes you to his fancy ass house
00:26:27you see his dick
00:26:28and you're still
00:26:29a virgin?
00:26:31yeah
00:26:32I threw every proposition
00:26:33in the book at him
00:26:34and he just didn't want this
00:26:39can you wait?
00:26:40oh my god
00:26:41Sophie
00:26:42no 36 year old man
00:26:44I looked at his age of it by the way
00:26:45is passing up a hot
00:26:47virgin co-ed
00:26:48like you
00:26:49he respects you dummy
00:26:51or he doesn't think I'm worth the trouble
00:26:53I mean he's clearly experienced
00:26:55sophisticated
00:26:56sexy
00:26:56all the things I'm not
00:26:58you have a brand new
00:26:59shiny
00:27:00tight
00:27:01pussy
00:27:01a Cadillac pussy
00:27:04and Luke's gonna be back for a test drive
00:27:06watch
00:27:09hi is the Cadillac pussy a new drink?
00:27:11no
00:27:12can you just order?
00:27:27I thought that you were Dr. Miller's intern
00:27:30but a janitor
00:27:31makes a lot more sense
00:27:35Luke's psycho ex followed me
00:27:40what do you want?
00:27:42I think we got off on the wrong foot
00:27:47I didn't get to introduce myself
00:27:49when you were in bed with my boyfriend
00:27:52Luke is not your boyfriend, Gina
00:27:54he made it clear that you two broke up
00:27:56oh so you admit that you're screwing Dr. Miller
00:28:00knowing that I am pregnant with his child
00:28:03can you believe it?
00:28:06Sophie's evil
00:28:07first Mike
00:28:09now someone's boyfriend?
00:28:10a slut
00:28:11pregnant with Luke's
00:28:14did you really think
00:28:15that a man that accomplished
00:28:17attractive
00:28:18and rich
00:28:19would settle for some broke loser
00:28:21barista?
00:28:24Sophie you idiot
00:28:25of course he was never yours
00:28:31Sophie you can have him!
00:28:33you didn't have to hurt my baby!
00:28:35I didn't do this
00:28:36I swear I would never!
00:28:37what's going on?
00:28:38your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman
00:28:41no I didn't I've never spoken to this woman before today
00:28:43hey! that's the dean's daughter
00:28:46Sophie?
00:28:48I'm calling the police
00:28:50you know I would never do this please
00:28:51she's just assaulted a pregnant woman
00:28:54we need a medic too
00:28:55I'm a doctor
00:29:02I'm a doctor
00:29:22that person
00:29:24no no no no
00:29:25I'm fine
00:29:27I'll just be going
00:29:30we can't let you leave without a medical clearance
00:29:33I've never seen him look so angry
00:29:35yeah it'll be no trouble at all
00:29:41your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant
00:29:45it was for a friend you liar i saw you drinking from it
00:29:49let me go i don't want to press charges just a moment
00:30:05oh my god you're crazy you're actually crazy luke please i can explain she's not right for you
00:30:15breaking into my house stealing my pager that's normal for eugene i get it
00:30:20but i draw the line when you try to hurt somebody that i care about
00:30:27officer i want her involuntarily committed she's a danger to herself and people around her
00:30:34i'll sign the warrant myself stop luke this isn't you you are just being taken advantage of
00:30:42she's nothing a cheap broke campus whore you're better than this luke
00:30:50officer take her away
00:30:54let's go
00:30:57you bitch don't deserve him let's go
00:31:02i knew she was psycho you couldn't even hurt fly even if someone paid you to
00:31:07thanks ev
00:31:08sophie i'm sorry i should never have taken her word over yours
00:31:13take the day
00:31:23someone's waiting for their new test drive cadillac pussy
00:31:35you came just to save me of course i did
00:31:45i knew that when she stopped blowing my phone up that she was going to come after you so
00:31:51i didn't stand to see you get hurt because of me
00:31:57i don't know if i'd buy that luke
00:31:59sophie i rushed out of surgery for you
00:32:01i know she's capable of doing crazy things
00:32:03i don't think she's as crazy as you think
00:32:06i mean she had some pretty good points about you
00:32:10what do you mean
00:32:12i mean you
00:32:14reject all of my advances and then suddenly i'm so important you leave a patient for me
00:32:20what do you see in me
00:32:22or am i just
00:32:24entertainment to you
00:32:26entertainment sophie
00:32:27if you were just entertaining i wouldn't get involved in your life
00:32:31you're just
00:32:33young
00:32:37i should leave you the hell alone unless you find somebody more suitable
00:32:40just because you're this big hot shot doctor at upn
00:32:44doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what i want
00:32:52what do you want
00:32:57you
00:33:00take me seriously
00:33:04and get in the car
00:33:06what to where
00:33:09spend thanksgiving with me and my family
00:33:11what
00:33:12unless you have something else planned for the break
00:33:39i thought you said we were here to meet your family not go to a gala
00:33:42we're doing both
00:33:44my mother she hosts our clinic's charity gala here for vacation home
00:33:49your vacation home
00:33:50as in you have multiple
00:33:54wow
00:33:55mr millen
00:33:56it's good to have you home sir
00:34:03and you have a butler
00:34:04at your vacation mansion
00:34:06luke you're not just rich
00:34:07you're like old money
00:34:09what the hell
00:34:11look i didn't say because i don't want you to stress out
00:34:13but the truth is yes
00:34:15my family's rich
00:34:17but we're not here to impress them
00:34:19we're here to show them that you're a part of my life
00:34:22and that i'm not embarrassed to be seen with you
00:34:37is this the waitress that you brought me lucas
00:34:42why is she dressed so frumpy
00:34:49i'm not
00:34:50hang on
00:34:51what even am i to luke
00:34:58mother
00:35:00this is sophie
00:35:02my girlfriend
00:35:04girlfriend
00:35:05no way
00:35:06wait focus sophie
00:35:08manners
00:35:09nice to meet you
00:35:11miss miller
00:35:15girlfriend
00:35:17what happened to the pretty one
00:35:20gina
00:35:22the dean's daughter
00:35:23the one i worked so hard to set you up with
00:35:26ouch
00:35:29mother again
00:35:30as i just said this is my girlfriend
00:35:32and my date to the gala
00:35:33if i have to remind you to an importance in my life again
00:35:36i'm gonna make sure this gala does not go smoothly
00:35:39unless you want one of your pompous friends to know
00:35:40which one of their husbands you're sleeping with
00:35:41you ungrateful child
00:35:48if you'll excuse us
00:35:49we need to get ready
00:35:50oh before we go
00:35:52which room do you keep to bitches
00:35:53dior and versace
00:35:54she needs some options for tonight
00:35:57fourth floor
00:35:58third door
00:35:59thank you mother
00:36:03good to see you
00:36:09that was the hottest thing anybody's ever done for me
00:36:20your brother has lost it
00:36:22get down here and handle this new trashy arm candy
00:36:33is your mom always so
00:36:37narcissistic psychopath
00:36:38yeah
00:36:41that's why i don't really get along with the family
00:36:43but
00:36:44the charity gala
00:36:46raises a lot of money for my patients
00:36:47so
00:36:47i come back every year
00:36:49you care a lot about your patients
00:36:51it's sweet
00:36:51i do
00:36:54plus the other perk is i can spend a ton of money on you
00:36:57what does that mean
00:37:09luke you did not
00:37:15which one of them speaks to you
00:37:18i mean i want all of them
00:37:19that's done
00:37:20i haven't even picked one out
00:37:22you said you want all of them
00:37:25they're yours
00:37:3180s
00:37:32i can't accept this
00:37:33this is like my whole college tuition in this room
00:37:36well i didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses
00:37:38that piss you off
00:37:40why do you like me
00:37:42i'm just a college student
00:37:44and you're
00:37:45you
00:37:47doctor trust fund baby
00:37:49you're cultured
00:37:50your parents host
00:37:51charity events
00:37:52you have a butler that does your laundry
00:37:54i do my laundry in a coin-operated machine
00:37:56that i share with like a hundred other students
00:37:59it's not too late to not associate with me
00:38:16of course it's too late
00:38:17i'm already falling for you
00:38:21then why won't you go all the way with me
00:38:28because i want it to be right
00:38:30i don't want you to look back on this and think of me as the old guy who took advantage
00:38:34of you
00:38:36but take it slow
00:38:41even though
00:38:45there's nothing i'd rather do than rip your clothes off right now
00:38:48really
00:38:54really
00:39:18come back here
00:39:20i'm just giving you what you want
00:39:25are you teasing me miss tisdale
00:39:28you're the one that wants to wait doctor
00:39:38just making sure you know what you're missing out on
00:39:41can you zip me up please
00:39:49you know
00:39:50i'm gonna need you back for this
00:40:01whatever you say doc
00:40:09that doesn't sound like gina
00:40:12you dumps my best friend
00:40:14the gala is tonight
00:40:16and luke is supposed to have
00:40:18the dean's daughter on his arm
00:40:20not strutting the campus mattress
00:40:24luke's an idiot
00:40:25for dumping an heiress for a barista
00:40:29don't worry mom
00:40:30i'll pry that little gold digger off his arm
00:40:33just long enough for him to realize
00:40:35that he's made a mistake
00:40:36mm-hmm
00:40:36that's my girl
00:40:42sophie love you've been in there for two hours
00:40:44i promise you you're gonna be the most beautiful person at the gala tonight
00:41:01holy shit
00:41:10it's not about being pretty
00:41:11i just
00:41:13i don't want to embarrass you in front of all your rich friends
00:41:16i've never even been to a charity auction
00:41:18wouldn't it make more sense if we just met up at like a bowling alley
00:41:21and donated the party expenses
00:41:25you're so refreshing
00:41:28you ready
00:41:46wow
00:41:47she's an upgrade of virginia
00:41:49yeah
00:41:50you never said your brother's chef was so pretty
00:41:53why would you want to break them up
00:41:54shut up
00:41:55there was a two and a half billion dollar inheritance down the drain
00:41:58if my brother marries a snow bunny
00:42:00it's that of gina
00:42:08i'd like to thank you all for coming to the baldwin memorial charity event
00:42:11this is a great opportunity for us to raise money for the family clinic
00:42:15myself and my girlfriend
00:42:16sophie tisdale
00:42:17are very excited to meet and talk to all of you
00:42:20cheers
00:42:25girlfriend
00:42:26not for long
00:42:40good evening everyone
00:42:43thank you so much for being here
00:42:45at our wonderful charity auction
00:42:48our first item
00:42:54an all expense paid trip
00:42:56to bora bora
00:42:57with its
00:42:58amazing iconic
00:43:01volcanic views
00:43:02starting big
00:43:03five thousand
00:43:05five thousand
00:43:07now six
00:43:07twenty and a six
00:43:08bora bora after finals
00:43:10that's pretty good
00:43:11can i get
00:43:13you need to come quick
00:43:14my wife's having a allergic reaction
00:43:16you gonna be okay
00:43:17come
00:43:18let's go
00:43:27what is it
00:43:28my throat
00:43:30oh you're not
00:43:32breathe
00:43:38sold
00:43:38number twelve
00:43:39seven thousand dollars
00:43:41all expense paid trip
00:43:42to bora bora
00:43:43give him a round of applause
00:43:44congratulations
00:43:44hey hey hey
00:43:46actually we have one more item up for grabs
00:43:48miss tisdale
00:43:50a gorgeous student
00:43:51has graciously offered herself up
00:43:54for a date with a lucky man
00:43:57now according to miss tisdale
00:43:58she has a great personality
00:44:00and an even better mouth
00:44:01what a hussy
00:44:04auctioning a blowjob
00:44:06i hope dr miller knows what his girlfriend's up to
00:44:10i mean the poor guy's tending to a patient
00:44:12i knew that you were too classless for this family
00:44:16poor lukey
00:44:17she hasn't fooled
00:44:19trailer trash skank
00:44:21who let her kind in here
00:44:23i wouldn't do that
00:44:25i would never
00:44:25i have a thousand for a night with miss tisdale
00:44:29hmm
00:44:30really sophie
00:44:31no one wants you for a thousand
00:44:33whew
00:44:33all right
00:44:34five hundred
00:44:37all right
00:44:37five hundred for the poor girl
00:44:41she's got student loans
00:44:42whatever that means
00:44:44where's Luke
00:44:49are you
00:44:52i don't see anything wrong here
00:44:54no my throat
00:44:55it hurts
00:44:56what do you mean
00:44:57i recognize you
00:44:58you're one of my sister's shithead friends
00:45:00what the hell is going on here
00:45:01hey
00:45:01your sister's doing you a favor bro
00:45:02Patrick
00:45:04get out of my way
00:45:05why lower your standards
00:45:06we're millionaires
00:45:07she might be a good fuck
00:45:08but that's all she'll ever be man
00:45:16you can talk about my girlfriend
00:45:17when you can live a day
00:45:18without your daddy's money
00:45:20motherfucker
00:45:224.50
00:45:25400
00:45:28oh all right
00:45:29i mean look
00:45:31i know sophie's just being modest
00:45:34poor girl doesn't have many skills outside the bedroom
00:45:38i'll help the young lady then
00:45:40maybe we could have some late night study sessions
00:45:44huh
00:45:46sold
00:45:46sold for four hundred dollars
00:45:49wow sophie
00:45:50looks like people really aren't in the market for used goods
00:46:02used goods
00:46:03that's rich serena
00:46:04after you being the person that's had five abortions in the last year
00:46:08lukey watch your mouth right now
00:46:11what was that you're saying about class latisha darling
00:46:21you idiot
00:46:22get off the stage
00:46:23we're leaving
00:46:24mom
00:46:25he's embarrassing me
00:46:26you're humiliating me in front of my friends
00:46:29you hussy
00:46:30no need my dear
00:46:32our circle of elite friends can no longer be seen with the likes of you
00:46:36after all of this
00:46:38but but no no
00:46:43young man that information you gave is illegal
00:46:48you're a doctor
00:46:50greg i was waiting to get to you
00:46:52you want to bid on my girlfriend
00:46:54aren't you a little occupied with your secret girlfriend stephanie
00:46:57how's she recovering from her boob job
00:46:58no no no no no
00:47:00no no no
00:47:04no no no
00:47:05stephanie
00:47:06the nanny
00:47:15i'm gonna sue you for everything you've got
00:47:18you can't
00:47:19you see yes
00:47:20my family might own the clinic that you all go to
00:47:23but i'd practice under the university
00:47:24so you can't touch me
00:47:26so unless you all want me to air out your dirty laundry
00:47:29i suggest you cut very generous checks to the charity
00:47:31and then get the fuck out of my house
00:47:35let's go
00:47:37get to writing
00:47:39let's go everybody out
00:47:47where these assholes go
00:47:49you didn't have to ruin your charity event for me i would have been okay
00:47:52i do it a thousand times over
00:47:55no one comes at my woman like that
00:47:56plus i think we made more in donations tonight than we have in the last ten years
00:48:01blackmail surprisingly works
00:48:17what are you looking for
00:48:20i paid for all the booze so
00:48:22i figure how the night went
00:48:24i might as well be your personal bartender
00:48:29right
00:48:29okay
00:48:32make me
00:48:34an appletini
00:48:35what
00:48:37seriously
00:48:40all right so
00:48:41vodka
00:48:42lemon
00:48:43and
00:48:43apple liqueur
00:48:45can we just
00:48:45do something easier
00:48:46you suck at being a rich kid
00:48:52move
00:48:56can you open that
00:48:59thank you
00:49:03all right
00:49:04let's just make it simple
00:49:06body shots
00:49:10i've never done that before
00:49:13seriously
00:49:14what do you mean
00:49:15you're like so old
00:49:16i was trying to get into school
00:49:17i didn't have time to
00:49:19do body shots off of hot little girls like you
00:49:21he just said you're hot
00:49:23make the move sophie
00:49:25okay well
00:49:26i'll teach you
00:49:36holy shit
00:49:58all right
00:49:59i got the hang of that
00:50:01now it's your turn
00:50:02miss tisdale
00:50:03now or never sophie
00:50:04go for it
00:50:04new rule
00:50:05you can't choose the same place twice
00:50:07is that so
00:50:10then
00:50:12where are you gonna lick me
00:50:22shame shame
00:50:23you're trying to play
00:50:24with my emotion
00:50:26blame blame
00:50:27only you for your lack of devotion
00:50:30how'd you ever think
00:50:32you could pull this shit
00:50:33think you could get away with it
00:50:35be careful what you get
00:50:37cause you don't know what you might get
00:50:49i'm sorry was that
00:50:51you drive me fucking wild
00:50:54luke
00:50:54i'm ready
00:51:02i'm an idiot
00:51:04wait what
00:51:05sophie i want you to fly
00:51:07i'm sorry
00:51:09fuck
00:51:09luke no no no
00:51:11i'm telling you that i'm ready
00:51:13i want to do this with you
00:51:14lose my virginity
00:51:17sophie
00:51:19don't sophie me
00:51:20that's so patronizing
00:51:24wait
00:51:24i'm trying
00:51:25but
00:51:26i'm gonna be the person responsible
00:51:27if you get hurt
00:51:29i don't want to be the guy that
00:51:30you know
00:51:31leads to you ruining your life
00:51:32i'm terrified of that
00:51:34it's this that hurts me
00:51:35what you're doing right now
00:51:36rejecting me
00:51:37what would be so terrible
00:51:39about us being together
00:51:40being together
00:51:41sophie
00:51:42did you see what happened here today
00:51:45i mean my family sucks
00:51:47my ex-girlfriend is batshit crazy
00:51:50i mean
00:51:51of course i want to be with you
00:51:53but am i right for you
00:51:55and you really want to take on this baggage
00:51:58i might be a virgin
00:51:59but this whole
00:51:59it's not you it's me thing
00:52:01is really freshman year
00:52:07so
00:52:08where are you going
00:52:08i'm calling a cab
00:52:10and going back to campus
00:52:10i can't deal with your
00:52:11hot and cold bullshit anymore
00:52:13you think you're doing me this favor
00:52:15but really
00:52:15you're just reminding me
00:52:17of how unfuckable i am
00:52:20don't follow me
00:52:26damn it
00:52:33i guess i'm the first girl in the world
00:52:35to be on birth control
00:52:37and not even get laid
00:52:51what's the point in talking to me now
00:52:53you've rejected me thrice
00:52:58is that your boyfriend you're ignoring
00:53:00nope
00:53:02boyfriends have sex with their girlfriends
00:53:04so i've got the hottest girl in the bar
00:53:07all to myself
00:53:11what
00:53:12you heard me
00:53:14hottest lady i've ever seen at this school
00:53:18seriously
00:53:19you're into this
00:53:21like
00:53:21you might want to like hook up
00:53:23hell yeah i would
00:53:24maybe we can start with a kiss
00:53:27wow i'm not unfuckable after all
00:53:29maybe Luke's the problem
00:53:31i was beginning to think nobody would take my virginity
00:53:35pause
00:53:38what did you just say
00:53:42i'm a virgin
00:53:44oh no
00:53:45she's a virgin y'all
00:53:47aww
00:53:48thank you
00:53:49excuse me
00:53:50too much work
00:53:51you're probably super clingy too
00:53:53you should just go back to your dorm sweetie
00:53:58sweetie i'm a senior
00:53:59that's even sadder
00:54:03you were just into me
00:54:04why are you treating me like i'm gum stuck to your shoe
00:54:07you're obviously a nice girl
00:54:09but i'm looking for a fun time
00:54:10you know
00:54:12you're gonna get feels and it's gonna get messy
00:54:14and
00:54:17sorry
00:54:19what
00:54:21i'm glad
00:54:28i'm in this
00:54:29eighty thousand dollar dress
00:54:31and i can't even get a stupid horny track guy
00:54:34to get with me
00:54:37he would probably fuck anything except for me apparently
00:54:42oh and luke
00:54:43of course luke on the other hand
00:54:45he's had his hands literally inside of me
00:54:47and i guess he was just so repulsed that
00:54:50that he didn't need to see more
00:54:53you know what
00:54:59sophie where the hell you been
00:55:00i'm at the hospital right now bro
00:55:02oh look at me
00:55:03i'm a fancy ivy league doctor
00:55:05and i'm also hot as fuck
00:55:07and i just love to lead girls on
00:55:09with the orgasm pap smear two for one
00:55:13say something asshole
00:55:17can i come get you right now please
00:55:18so you can what
00:55:19not have sex
00:55:20yeah i don't think so
00:55:21i think i'll stay right here
00:55:22where the guys at least have
00:55:24i don't know the decency to not lead me on
00:55:27guys what guys
00:55:28did someone do something to you
00:55:29of course not
00:55:30they
00:55:31they said i was too messy
00:55:33too messy
00:55:34and too much
00:55:35and i guess that means you get a second chance
00:55:39you either fuck me
00:55:40or you lose me
00:55:43i think i'm gonna pass out
00:55:45i'm coming to get you
00:55:46keep the phone on you
00:55:47alright
00:55:58so
00:56:00hey wake up
00:56:06i got you
00:56:07come on
00:56:22is she
00:56:27she's fine
00:56:28she's
00:56:30bottled water and two of these in the morning
00:56:32i don't know what she drank but whatever it is is gonna hit her hard
00:56:38sophie you're gonna be the death of me
00:56:57rise and shine party animal
00:57:01you have a lot to tell me
00:57:06i feel like shit
00:57:07you look like shit
00:57:09but like a million bucks
00:57:11so is this a gift from luke or
00:57:14everly the only thing that is gonna make this vodka tequila hangover worse is hearing his name
00:57:20he led me on
00:57:21he led me on and then left me for ted
00:57:23but luke brought you back to the
00:57:25ev i don't want to hear it
00:57:29i'm done having my time wasted
00:57:31i guess i'm just too much work as a virgin
00:57:35so i've decided
00:57:38i'm not a virgin anymore
00:57:40huh
00:57:41well virginity is like a whole construct right
00:57:43people
00:57:44guys aren't gonna stop treating me like a baby
00:57:48unless i stop acting like one and
00:57:50looking like one
00:57:54i need you
00:57:55to help me look slutty
00:58:01no way i'm not gonna do that
00:58:02you're not gonna help me look sexy why not
00:58:04sophie you are sexy
00:58:06i'm not slutty sexy
00:58:08guys don't go for that
00:58:10i look like a nun librarian
00:58:12i'm giving off
00:58:13don't fuck
00:58:14snooze fest
00:58:15boring
00:58:17sophie as your best friend i'm obligated to tell you that you don't have to change yourself for the right
00:58:21guy
00:58:22the thing is mr. right isn't doing anything wrong
00:58:29warm me up
00:59:07isn't that that one dorky barista chick
00:59:09there's no way that goes off
00:59:12yeah
00:59:12it is
00:59:14that's sophie tisdale
00:59:15dude the makeover is actually working everyone's looking at you
00:59:19good i hope the news gets back to luke
00:59:21i mean more
00:59:28holy shit there he is are you gonna say something
00:59:34holy shit sophie
00:59:36no i'm just gonna make you regret everything
00:59:46thanks babe
00:59:46i mean it's all i'm beautiful
00:59:56and what can i get for you handsome
00:59:58a latte would be nice but uh i like what you're giving me right now
01:00:02i take all kinds of tips
01:00:03what the hell's going on here
01:00:05stop interrupting grandpa
01:00:06what the fuck did you just say
01:00:08one latte coming right up
01:00:12and what can i get for you doctor
01:00:14sophie what is this
01:00:15you're dressed different you're acting different i don't get it
01:00:20whoops let me get that for you
01:00:28so did you want a coffee the av shining is on the house
01:00:32sophie i don't is this like a punishment
01:00:34i mean if it is i get it but throwing yourself at other guys it's not you
01:00:37that's really not up to you anymore dr miller
01:00:40i gave you a chance
01:00:42and besides there's someone out there who wants me
01:00:44and isn't gonna embarrass me in the process
01:00:46hey uh we're throwing a halloween party tonight
01:00:49they done land fair
01:00:50you should come
01:00:52she's got plans
01:00:54actually i don't
01:00:55my first frat party invite
01:00:58wow this whole hot girl act is actually working
01:01:01you should bring your home girl
01:01:03the guy's gonna love you
01:01:04i will see you tonight
01:01:08you're not going to that
01:01:09newsflash you're not my boyfriend
01:01:11you could have been but you didn't want the baggage
01:01:13that's not true
01:01:14actually i have to go plan my outfit for tonight
01:01:16my very sexy very booby outfit
01:01:21go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go
01:01:23go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go
01:01:23go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go
01:01:26go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go
01:01:31go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go
01:01:31go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go
01:01:31go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go
01:01:31go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go
01:01:31go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go
01:01:32go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go
01:01:35go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go
01:01:35go
01:01:36Sexy Minnie Mouse.
01:01:37Yeah, I think I still have the ears somewhere.
01:01:39Ew, that doesn't even sound right.
01:01:42I just found the perfect outfit to match your boyfriend's.
01:01:48Everly, not funny.
01:01:49Imagine being old-ass Luke stuck at the stupid hospital
01:01:52and he gets a text from you in this.
01:01:55If he hasn't jumped off a bridge, he definitely will.
01:01:58How pathetic is it that I'm playing mind games with a guy
01:02:00that I haven't even gone to second base with?
01:02:02Hey, whatever helps you get over him, okay?
01:02:08Yeah.
01:02:08Wear a push-up bra.
01:02:09Pink.
01:02:11Red.
01:02:24Get in.
01:02:25Get Sophie safe.
01:02:26Get out.
01:02:28Sophie, you're the only person I've done this for.
01:02:31Sick costume, bro.
01:02:34Right.
01:02:37Gotta have at least three chicks with you to get in, man.
01:02:42Sorry.
01:02:43Rules.
01:02:53Idiot.
01:02:57I have to get to her.
01:02:59Where is it?
01:03:02Stop being shy.
01:03:04You look hot.
01:03:07See?
01:03:10Wait, hand me your phone.
01:03:12Why?
01:03:16Because I'm taking a point five and sending it to Luke.
01:03:24No.
01:03:25Yes.
01:03:31I got a hat.
01:03:33I have to get to her.
01:03:34Where is it?
01:03:44I need to be so drunk to predict what you just did.
01:03:47He opened it immediately.
01:03:49He's so whipped.
01:03:51Welcome to the party.
01:03:55I need to be so drunk to predict what you just did.
01:03:58He opened it immediately.
01:04:00He's so whipped.
01:04:03Welcome to the party.
01:04:07Do what happens out.
01:04:12Oh, yeah!
01:04:14Looks a little something like this.
01:04:16Looks a little bit like I can't miss.
01:04:18Ay, this is what you call...
01:04:25It's just not the same when it's not him.
01:04:29So be! So be! So be! So be! So be! So be! So be! So be! So be! So be!
01:04:38So be!
01:04:38Woo! Yeah!
01:04:41Woo! Yeah!
01:04:43Yo! This girl's crazy!
01:04:47Woo!
01:04:51Yo! This girl's crazy!
01:04:55Woo! Yeah!
01:04:56Just give me a second, guys.
01:05:02Did he come here just to keep an eye on me?
01:05:08You're really trying to piss me off right now, aren't you?
01:05:10Actually, I'm not thinking about you at all.
01:05:13That's a lie.
01:05:14Can you talk?
01:05:18Come on, Sophie! Let's play Spin the Bottle!
01:05:21I'm coming. My friend here's just leaving.
01:05:24Actually, I'll join.
01:05:26What? No.
01:05:27The moderator!
01:05:36Who's going first?
01:05:39I'll spin.
01:05:40Do you think he's a TA?
01:05:42I hope it lands on me. He seems experienced.
01:05:45But he has just been introduced.
01:05:57Fuck.
01:05:59Sophie and Luke to the closet.
01:06:03Roll the roll.
01:06:04As soon as the seven minutes are up, I want out.
01:06:20Can we talk like adults?
01:06:22Can we fuck like adults?
01:06:28You know, you dress like this makes me want a fucking radio.
01:06:50How about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:07:25What?
01:07:27Time's up.
01:07:28What, were you just, you wanted to...
01:07:31I'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine, Luke.
01:07:34Now y'all wish you would have fucked me when you had the chance.
01:07:55So, how was it?
01:07:58Luke's a little too shy for me.
01:08:00I'm gonna spin again.
01:08:04Okay.
01:08:10Me?
01:08:15Sophie, come on, Kim.
01:08:17You had your chance, Luke.
01:08:19Come on, Noah.
01:08:31Okay.
01:08:32So.
01:08:32I've never kissed anyone before.
01:08:34What?
01:08:35So, I'm gonna embarrass myself.
01:08:37So, I'm warning you that I'm...
01:08:40You can relax.
01:08:41I wasn't gonna kiss you anyway.
01:08:43Really?
01:08:44But, all the rumors.
01:08:46Everyone says you're a freaky sex goddess.
01:08:49Derek says that you put your legs behind your head.
01:08:52I don't even know a Derek.
01:08:55I'm sorry, Noah, but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight.
01:08:59I'm so screwed.
01:09:02Everyone in the frat knows that I'm a virgin and I'm the only one.
01:09:05They're gonna kill me.
01:09:07No, they're gonna make fun of me and then kill me.
01:09:09No, no.
01:09:09They're gonna make fun of me to death!
01:09:11Wait.
01:09:13I'll help you.
01:09:15How?
01:09:22It's awful quiet in there, Noah.
01:09:24Come on, virgin.
01:09:28They're gonna call me that until they freaking graduate.
01:09:31We don't have time.
01:09:32Just come here.
01:09:34You can tell them you lost it to me.
01:09:36Really?
01:09:37You don't care?
01:09:40No, but I'm just trying to make someone jealous.
01:09:42You can tell them I fucked you upside down for all I care.
01:09:45Just as long as Luke overhears.
01:09:51I owe you.
01:09:54Noah!
01:09:55Are you in there?
01:09:58Oh, yeah.
01:10:01It's getting crazy in there.
01:10:04Oh, yeah.
01:10:06Alright, that's enough.
01:10:10Sophie!
01:10:10You open the damn door!
01:10:13Okay, ready?
01:10:14It's working.
01:10:17Oh, you really want to piss him off.
01:10:19He deserves it.
01:10:44What's the problem, doctor?
01:10:46The fuck were you doing in a minute with him?
01:10:50Well...
01:10:52First I unzipped his pants, and then I saw his cock.
01:11:01Liar.
01:11:03You don't know that.
01:11:08You know you belong to me.
01:11:10You don't know that.
01:11:22You know you belong to me.
01:11:26I'm not.
01:11:27You don't know that.
01:11:27I would trust you to her.
01:11:31Yo!
01:11:34Get out!
01:11:45I need to stop.
01:11:48I don't want to.
01:11:51Me too.
01:11:52Me too.
01:12:07What?
01:12:08Don't tell me you're changing your mind.
01:12:10No.
01:12:11No, I'm not changing my mind.
01:12:13I'm just kicking myself.
01:12:16I can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long.
01:12:19You fucking idiot.
01:12:22You are.
01:12:45Yes, you better take that.
01:12:46Someone better be dying.
01:12:49What's it, code blue?
01:12:51They are.
01:12:55I'm sorry, Sophie, I have to go.
01:13:01I've been burned too many times.
01:13:03Are we ever gonna do this, Luke?
01:13:08Sophie, I promised you the last thing I wanted to see.
01:13:11I promise we're gonna do this.
01:13:13We are.
01:13:14But not in some shitty fat house.
01:13:19You deserve better than that.
01:13:20Better how?
01:13:24You have a passport, right?
01:13:30So, sexy underwear?
01:13:31Track.
01:13:32A jacket?
01:13:34Track.
01:13:35A bikini.
01:13:36Where exactly is he taking you?
01:13:38He didn't tell me.
01:13:41Crap, he's here.
01:13:44Bitch, you won't believe this.
01:13:46Oh my God.
01:13:52No way.
01:13:53This man's insane.
01:13:55He's actually psycho.
01:13:57On the other hand,
01:13:58crazy makes for good sex.
01:14:01Good Luke soldier.
01:14:05Don't you have like,
01:14:06any advice for me?
01:14:08He's not.
01:14:08Do it a bunch of times on my behalf.
01:14:11It's finally happening.
01:14:37You look incredible.
01:14:39Hmm?
01:14:40You said airport fit.
01:14:42I guess you just look delicious and everything.
01:14:49This is so psychotic.
01:14:51Am I really worth all this?
01:14:55It's the first times.
01:14:59Are we flying domestic or internationally today, sir?
01:15:03International.
01:15:07Yeah.
01:15:14Look, if you don't give me back my sight in the next five seconds,
01:15:17I'm gonna lose my mind.
01:15:18I'm sorry, I just didn't wanna run this prize.
01:15:21You ready?
01:15:27A croissant?
01:15:29You flew me nine hours for some base trace?
01:15:32It's a hint.
01:15:34Go look at the view, you'll know where we are.
01:15:43Are you crazy? You took me to Paris?
01:15:55Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:15:57I set up an appointment at Chanel,
01:15:59and then a reservation at a five-star restroom.
01:16:02Look.
01:16:09You want to add something to the itinerary?
01:16:11I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:16I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:18Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
01:16:35It's finally happening.
01:16:37Finally.
01:17:00I don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic.
01:17:03You know, it was weird when you were my customer, and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend.
01:17:08Is it weird that even in something so basic like this, you still turn me on?
01:17:18Get away from my patient, Dr. Miller?
01:17:21She's all yours?
01:17:23Ms. Tisdale, I see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription.
01:17:29Yes.
01:17:29We performed a routine analysis of your urine sample.
01:17:34I regret to inform you, Sophie.
01:17:36We're unable to fulfill your request.
01:17:41Laureen, don't tell me.
01:17:42I'm sorry?
01:17:45Sophie, you're pregnant.
01:17:49I'll give you two a moment.
01:17:58I'm so sorry. I don't know how this happened. I was trying to be safe.
01:18:03Wow.
01:18:05What do you think the odds are?
01:18:071.6 in 100?
01:18:09You'd probably hate me.
01:18:12As long as you're not planning on ghosting me, I'm actually pretty excited.
01:18:17Graduations in a month and...
01:18:19I mean, we'll be able to do it together.
01:18:29Sophie, I'm all in.
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