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Hot drama 2026
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00:00:04New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:11New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:20You're staring.
00:00:22You like what you see?
00:00:23Maybe.
00:00:32What are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:34You know who I really am.
00:00:36I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:37Such a dumb username.
00:00:39Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275.
00:00:41Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:44You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:45You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:47Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:49Or at least a photo.
00:00:52Maybe someday.
00:00:57Crap, I'm late.
00:00:59Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:03Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:11In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:13I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:16but on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:18I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it!
00:01:22This isn't public school.
00:01:25Forget your training wheels.
00:01:28At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:33At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:42Stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:46No!
00:01:48God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:50It's ruined!
00:01:58He's so hot.
00:01:59Hey!
00:01:59I told you to stop the car!
00:02:06Oh my gosh, it's cold!
00:02:07He's so hot.
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:14What is wrong with you?
00:02:15Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:18Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:20What are you with me, son?
00:02:22What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:26I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:31You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:34Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts by a cop, okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:40I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:43You were a...
00:02:47Asshole!
00:02:52All right.
00:02:54I broke something of yours.
00:02:55Sure, but...
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:58You got my attention.
00:03:02So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:09Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:12Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it!
00:03:23Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:26My laptop better not be broken.
00:03:29I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:35You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:42I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:45every hallway, and every rumor in this school
00:03:48you're a personal nightmare.
00:03:50I'm gonna make your life a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:55Now Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:57Yeah, idiot.
00:03:58I can see that.
00:04:01Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:14Cole, do you need help?
00:04:15I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:23But he's not your Cole.
00:04:24Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:26He's not yet.
00:04:28Come on.
00:04:30Hi.
00:04:31I'm Jen.
00:04:32And this is Lindsay.
00:04:34Hi.
00:04:36I'm Haley.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters.
00:04:39That's totally understandable.
00:04:41We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:43And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:44Come in.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:46Let's go.
00:04:51There you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:10Aw, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:24Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Wow.
00:05:26What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:30Get it back.
00:05:31Hold on.
00:05:33Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to locker 83 right now.
00:05:38Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:39Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:48At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is it the online lover?
00:05:52Ah, chill.
00:05:53Please.
00:05:56No way.
00:05:58What is it?
00:05:59No.
00:05:59No way.
00:06:00Now the queen goes to the school.
00:06:06Please ignore that.
00:06:07Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:10Send.
00:06:15What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You messed with Cole Edmunds and you're going to mess with me.
00:06:19Edmunds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:21You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:23Wow.
00:06:24You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:28Stop recording me!
00:06:31Jen is a new girl.
00:06:33Wait.
00:06:34Is the new girl...
00:06:35Valley Queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:40Could it be...
00:06:41Jen?
00:06:44Ew.
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:53No chances, Jen.
00:06:55So is it.
00:06:56She does look kinda cute.
00:07:05Please ignore that.
00:07:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:09What was I thinking?
00:07:11Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:16Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:18Keep walking, Haley.
00:07:20Just keep walking.
00:07:21You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:24My name's Haley.
00:07:26Wow.
00:07:27Haley.
00:07:27I think you, uh...
00:07:29You missed the spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:34What a coincidence!
00:07:35So did you!
00:07:36Oh, no!
00:07:40Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:41I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:43You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:49Whoever ends up with her, I must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:04I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:06Something happened today.
00:08:07I lost the game.
00:08:08I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:11I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:14And what is this?
00:08:15What I think it is, is...
00:08:18I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:22As more than just friends.
00:08:24Oh, thank God.
00:08:26I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:28You're my soulmate.
00:08:29Like, I like you so much.
00:08:30Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:34I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:37Wait, really?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:39Get ready.
00:08:45Okay.
00:08:46No face.
00:08:48Just the boobs.
00:08:50Is it a bad idea?
00:08:51But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:54PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:56All the kids do this.
00:08:57You'll love it.
00:09:02Ugh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:04Come on, Hayley.
00:09:06Confidence.
00:09:06You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:13Okay.
00:09:14Yeah.
00:09:15That's actually kind of...
00:09:16Oh, my God.
00:09:22Seriously?
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:24Anyone?
00:09:27Don't look at me!
00:09:30Don't look at me!
00:09:32We're trying not for viable, are we?
00:09:33I don't think that you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:35Get out.
00:09:36Now!
00:09:37Fine.
00:09:39Out!
00:09:39Damn it!
00:09:44Come on.
00:09:45aww.
00:10:02Hey, hey.
00:10:04Hey!
00:10:08How about how you're trying to get another kid?
00:10:08Hey, hey.
00:10:08My lover!
00:10:09You got so many people have loved things.
00:10:11Well, I'm the man was so good.
00:10:11Hey, hey, you guys.
00:10:11What's your fault?
00:10:13I'm pretty cool.
00:10:13When I was so good about you doing this,
00:10:14What's your fault?
00:10:17You're helping me.
00:10:19Yeah, well, I didn't point on it, but here we are.
00:10:28Excuse you.
00:10:29These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:31I love a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:32That is shocking.
00:10:34Yeah, actually.
00:10:35And he'd probably kill you right now if you saw you were flirting with me.
00:10:38Flirting?
00:10:38Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:40I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:41My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:42Funny.
00:10:44Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:48Fine by me.
00:10:51Oh, I know.
00:10:54A lot of the purple bra, by the way.
00:10:56I like it in a weird way.
00:10:57I mean, not even my type, but, you know, power theory, whatever.
00:11:01Would you just get out of here?
00:11:11Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:15Jen, red alert.
00:11:16Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:19I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:23Don't be a coward.
00:11:24Just send it.
00:11:26Jen.
00:11:30Oh, my God.
00:11:32Here goes nothing.
00:11:40Still no response?
00:11:42Don't freak out.
00:11:43He's probably just busy.
00:11:48Give it back.
00:11:49Why?
00:11:49You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:53Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:55Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:58Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:59Mm-hmm.
00:12:00Got it.
00:12:03What are you doing?
00:12:06What are you doing?
00:12:30Oh, shit.
00:12:33Yo, what's going on?
00:12:34Dude, your enemy's nude just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:36What?
00:12:36Yeah.
00:12:51Come on.
00:12:53Let's see if these goods are photoshopped.
00:12:57Stop.
00:12:57Delete it.
00:12:58Please.
00:12:58Delete it.
00:12:59Trips.
00:13:00Trips.
00:13:01Trips.
00:13:01Trips.
00:13:02Trips.
00:13:02Trips.
00:13:03Trips.
00:13:04Trips.
00:13:04Trips.
00:13:04Trips.
00:13:04Trips.
00:13:05Trips.
00:13:05Trips.
00:13:05Trips.
00:13:10Oh my brave knight.
00:13:12I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:18Oh my god.
00:13:20Oh cool.
00:13:21Here, your enemy's kinda hot.
00:13:23Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude.
00:13:30No, no, no, no, no.
00:13:32Get off of me.
00:13:50My school enemy is my allied girlfriend?
00:13:54Get off of me.
00:13:58Stop it!
00:13:59Stop it!
00:14:00Oh my God!
00:14:08Hey.
00:14:10You okay?
00:14:12Give that to me.
00:14:21Now give the phone back, Jan.
00:14:23What the hell, Cole?
00:14:24I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:30How does it feel being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:32Not good, huh?
00:14:34Now if you don't delete it off your phone,
00:14:35I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:37And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:40Why are you even defending her?
00:14:42She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:46He's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:48And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:50You hear me?
00:14:52Mmm!
00:14:55Hayley, are you?
00:14:56Cole is on my side now?
00:14:58Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:00I just need to be alone.
00:15:02Hayley!
00:15:07Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:09And he said we were enemies.
00:15:11But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:17Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:19Love you, Mom.
00:15:21Wait, Mom.
00:15:23Wait, Mom.
00:15:26Do people change?
00:15:30Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:36Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:56Tough day, huh?
00:15:58There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:16:00They're my favorite.
00:16:02Noted.
00:16:03Is that all?
00:16:04The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:06I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:11Oh, I'm really proud of you.
00:16:14And then there's this guy.
00:16:15He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:19It's so confusing.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:23Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:25No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:27I like you.
00:16:28Only you.
00:16:34I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:36You did?
00:16:37Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:38I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:41That sounds amazing.
00:16:43When?
00:16:43With?
00:16:43I'll go up after school, at the balcony.
00:16:46I'll bring flowers.
00:16:47Deal.
00:16:56I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:08Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:18Call me father.
00:17:19I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:22Defending that nobody.
00:17:24Haley girl.
00:17:25He's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:26Are those for her?
00:17:32What the fuck?
00:17:35What the fuck?
00:17:37I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:39Call?
00:17:39Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:42That whole family is trash.
00:17:44Stay away from her.
00:17:45And what if I say no?
00:17:47Stay away from Haley Cole.
00:17:49Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:51What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:54I'm almost 18.
00:17:56Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:57I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:02safe.
00:18:04You're sick.
00:18:06It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:14Oh, hi.
00:18:16I'm Haley.
00:18:17Yes.
00:18:18Mm-hmm.
00:18:19So nice to meet you.
00:18:21God.
00:18:21I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:24But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:29Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:31You're so nice.
00:18:36Guacamole wizard.
00:18:37Ew.
00:18:41Guacamole wizard.
00:18:43Ew.
00:18:45You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend to bed it.
00:18:48Maybe he's married.
00:18:50Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:52And maybe he's sitting on his bed video.
00:18:55I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:58Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:19:01Oh, no.
00:19:02We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:03We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:05And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:08Eat it.
00:19:22I called me.
00:19:24So you thought that you could just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:28You're a maid's daughter.
00:19:30So you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:32Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:35Oh, and by the way, Nicole's not going to come save you.
00:19:37Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:40Like me.
00:19:44I'm nothing like you.
00:19:50Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:53Cole again?
00:19:54Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:57Pick it up.
00:19:58Cole, we were kidding.
00:19:59It's ketchup.
00:20:01Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:06Cole, you're going to record this.
00:20:16Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Haley anymore?
00:20:18Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:20So tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:22You're going to hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:28I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:32I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:37Got it?
00:20:38Yeah.
00:20:39Let's go.
00:20:41What are you looking at?
00:20:45Got it?
00:20:46Let's go.
00:20:54Uh, thank you.
00:20:57Wow.
00:20:59Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:03Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:05I just...
00:21:07I happened to see you.
00:21:09Were you waiting at someone?
00:21:11Yeah.
00:21:12My boyfriend, actually.
00:21:16Well, he...
00:21:17He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:19Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:23Maybe you got to do it nice today.
00:21:25Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:28You thought we were enemies.
00:21:31I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:34Not that annoying.
00:21:35Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:37Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Ednaz?
00:21:40Cause it's not gonna work.
00:21:41I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:49How'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:55He...
00:21:56He makes me feel safe.
00:21:59You wouldn't understand, though.
00:22:00I know.
00:22:05You understand better than you think.
00:22:08Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:13I see...
00:22:14How you touch him like this.
00:22:25If you keep staring, I'm going to think you like what you see.
00:22:29No, my...
00:22:31My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:36In the game.
00:22:38Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:46Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:52Are you that slow in the game, too?
00:22:55I can see why he likes you.
00:23:07I can't do this.
00:23:10I love my boyfriend.
00:23:11And you will never understand that.
00:23:13He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:16He loves me for who I am.
00:23:19That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:23I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:33Wait. It couldn't be.
00:23:36Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:47What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:49It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:54Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:57You live such a tough life.
00:24:03What was I thinking?
00:24:04We are from two different worlds.
00:24:06He just wants to play with me.
00:24:08But what was I thinking?
00:24:08Why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:15Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:17I... got into a car accident.
00:24:19Really? Are you okay?
00:24:21You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:23He was right.
00:24:24Who?
00:24:25Nobody.
00:24:26Which hospital are you staying at? I want to come visit you.
00:24:29No, no, you can't. I look miserable now.
00:24:31You need to see me in style.
00:24:33Fine, if you say so.
00:24:36So...
00:24:36Are we going to prom together?
00:24:38Hell yeah we are.
00:24:44Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:47Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:04Oh... you.
00:25:06Oh... me.
00:25:07Why is she so lucky?
00:25:09Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:12People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:14I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:17Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:24You finished it?
00:25:26It's okay.
00:25:27What could you do now and try that more?
00:25:29I'm not that curious about you actually.
00:25:30I'm curious about you though.
00:25:33Like uh... how close were you with your mom?
00:25:36What is he trying to do?
00:25:38It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:41I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:45I'd kill anyone.
00:25:46Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:57So...
00:25:57Are you going to prom?
00:25:59I don't know.
00:26:01So you have a date?
00:26:04Or shall I say victim?
00:26:06Are you jealous of me?
00:26:07Me? Jealous?
00:26:09No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:10Oh, because I think you so secretly want me.
00:26:13You are so full of yourself.
00:26:15You can do this on your own.
00:26:16Yeah.
00:26:19No way.
00:26:21It's a self-locking door.
00:26:23Really?
00:26:24Ms. Corbin's going to be back in an hour.
00:26:25I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:26:26I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:29Sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:31I think maybe we can pick up where we left off.
00:26:34Don't worry.
00:26:34No.
00:26:35I don't even trust me too.
00:26:36Mm-mm.
00:26:37We're keeping our distance this time, actually.
00:26:39Yeah.
00:26:49That was my first kiss.
00:26:53My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:26:56It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
00:27:10You're really good at this.
00:27:12One day I want you to regret it.
00:27:14You know, we can do more if you want.
00:27:26I'm not supposed to regret it.
00:27:32Hey, Nate. I've been holding back a lot more than you think.
00:27:36So you want me?
00:27:40I think you know much I want you.
00:27:46Do you want me?
00:27:48I want you.
00:27:57anyone in here
00:28:01oh my god how long have you two been in here i really need to change this lock are you
00:28:06two okay
00:28:06oh yeah yeah we're good we're okay
00:28:18you're just gonna pretend like that didn't happen what didn't happen hailey it's just hormones
00:28:25jake can you still play after your accident relax i'm not dead wait car accident guacamole wizard
00:28:46guacamole wizard huh
00:28:50are you all better after your car accident do i know you why is he being so standoffish
00:28:56is he trying to give me a surprise or he heard something about coal
00:29:01you're crushing your soda can she thinks guacamole wizard is jake myers he's in a real car accident
00:29:08according to you so is guacamole wizard i can't do this anymore cole wait oh
00:29:20what's up guys um we were just chatting chatting about jake's grand plans to kick balls
00:29:28was there something that you wanted cole hey i just figured i'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:35they're your favorite right how did you know that tough day huh there's no more mozzarella sticks in
00:29:43cafeteria they're my cafeteria they're my favorite he couldn't be cool could he
00:29:53the truth is um a dickhead
00:29:57you honestly get out of your bro you came to my table bro and knocked my ball away
00:30:08there it goes again cole is jealous we got a problem here cole we don't have a problem
00:30:15we don't have a problem right tell cole to get my ball and we don't have a problem
00:30:21jake it would take me forever to find one of your balls
00:30:25i have the ball now can we stop measuring each other's dicks
00:30:30cole and jake are fighting over hayley maybe i can use that
00:30:38jake hey what if i told you that i have an internship opportunity for you with my dad wait
00:30:43seriously yeah just one little catch you have to pretend to like hallie roth
00:30:51all right you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports if you have any questions
00:30:55i'll be at my desk i thought guacamole wizard would feel more like cole but if he's really jake
00:31:03then maybe this was always going to end you've literally been staring for five minutes i'm thinking
00:31:08about the report or about him why are you making it so weird about jake we literally made out of
00:31:13a
00:31:13soldier maybe maybe i've known jake longer no you don't how do you know that you're going to
00:31:19prom with someone else stop acting like you're serious about me you have no idea
00:31:28oh my god is jake asking me to prom
00:31:44hey lee someone's here to see you
00:31:58are you asking me to prom too cheesy no it's cute the accident the mozzarella sticks
00:32:07he is guacamole wizard so um what do you think you want to go to prom with me
00:32:14i i should feel happy but why does this feel so wrong hey can we not
00:32:24hey can we not dude seriously what is your problem my problem here dude is that me and my lab
00:32:30partner
00:32:30have work to do and you're out here to strike me with bad puns wow that is some weak shit
00:32:37man oh that's weak
00:32:39is this weak shit is this weak shit oh my god wow he's got really pretty eyes
00:32:59i can't wait i can't colt put me down put me down put me down put me down don't do
00:33:06that again
00:33:19new couple alert
00:33:21fuck off jen why do you hate me so much cool you and i are not that different and if
00:33:27you'd realize
00:33:27and give me a chance i think that we would make a great match like say if you asked me
00:33:32to prom i might
00:33:34say yes jen you want to go to prom with me jen you want to go to prom with me
00:33:43we're both hot
00:33:45and we're both rich and our dads have been in business like forever so how romantic i think i'll pass
00:33:54you're gonna regret this cole edmunds
00:34:01if i message corcamole wizard i wonder if jake's phone will thing
00:34:07what should we wear to prom and the dean's list
00:34:19um i'll talk to you later i'll see you around school okay okay yeah i'll see you later bye
00:34:24he's so different maybe he's still recovering from the accident
00:34:27okay i'll stay with you
00:34:30hayley
00:34:40jeez god
00:34:46here i'll get it
00:34:47oh you're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone
00:34:56i don't care i do care
00:35:00hell yeah
00:35:17i'll go to prom with jake i mean he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me he doesn't
00:35:22even
00:35:22know you and you do how do you know i like mozzarella sticks that's something i've only
00:35:27ever talked because i pay attention to what you like i noticed it at lunch the first day
00:35:36you were watching me just just don't go to prom and shake
00:35:54move
00:35:56colt is talking to hayley again your job is to keep them away from each other jake unless you don't
00:36:02want
00:36:02that internship that my dad got you obviously i do okay then break them up idiot
00:36:08uh what do i do i do i've got a few ideas
00:36:17hey look
00:36:19someone will take you to prom all right i promise
00:36:22yeah really like who i mean the whole school hates me except for jake
00:36:27and you but you're not asking me
00:36:32hey oh hey jake hey how um i just wanted to thank you again for the other night
00:36:40what the other night the other night yeah it was so sexy you're so sexy jake what are you talking
00:36:52uh hate to break it to you but she's my prom date
00:37:00and she's a real tiger in the pet room
00:37:03oh
00:37:04oh my god
00:37:23stop guys stop it stop stop what the hell is going on over there
00:37:31shit it's principal stevens i've got to save cole i mean jake i've got to save jake
00:37:41oh my god principal stevens i'm so sorry hayley rock that's detention after school
00:37:50don't be late
00:38:07what are you doing here can we keep you company that's the least i could do if you saved my
00:38:14rest today the locker thing that was an accident oh sure
00:38:21so uh you and you and jake huh no he lied about that i don't know why though good
00:38:31you know father that asshole every time he looks at you makes me sick to my stomach
00:38:37thinking about him touching you kissing you i could kill him
00:38:44promise me you won't go to prom with
00:38:48okay fine i won't
00:38:53because i want to go to prom with you
00:38:57okay everyone let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate
00:39:08oh my god i am so fed up with this
00:39:13oh my god i am sorry i tripped no no no no no
00:39:32no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no yes what it always
00:39:35has to be about her doesn't it
00:39:40they're dead they're both dead oh how am i going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard
00:39:49oh what are you are you almost crying it's probably because you can't afford a new one
00:39:57jen what's going on over there
00:40:09what's going on is jen is getting a taste of her own medicine
00:40:14mr edmunds oh please it's baking soda and water you're fine detention today after school
00:40:33jake hey oh uh sorry gotta get to student council
00:40:40hey you didn't even try the rice trick the rice trick
00:40:48yeah you don't know about the
00:40:51come on
00:41:03hey um ella
00:41:07it's emma yeah that's what i said can you hack a broken laptop
00:41:20hey it's gonna be okay we'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing
00:41:26never happened oh it's not just the phone or the laptop it means it means i can't can't what
00:41:35i talked to a friend online he's really important to me
00:41:43and i'm sure you're really important to him
00:41:55you know cool if you look past all that hair gel and big ol ego and rich kid bravara
00:42:03okay okay i i get it
00:42:08you're kind of sweet
00:42:13hey look at that
00:42:16oh my god oh my god you're a miracle worker
00:42:28oh what is taking so long you doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate
00:42:32shut up ella it's emma whatever
00:42:41oh my god
00:42:49oh
00:42:50morning valley whore how are things in the castle
00:42:58valley whore what are they talking
00:43:30about
00:43:31show them what you really like
00:43:54oh
00:43:55oh
00:43:58oh do you like what i've done with the place you hacked my laptop
00:44:03oh no it wasn't me it was that kid ella but i definitely got to reap the benefits
00:44:08what kind of incel sex over a video game
00:44:11haley what are you catfishing this guy no i'm not trying to catfish him hey everyone i think valley whore
00:44:17is a catfish
00:44:19because who would spend their time thirsting over you
00:44:23oh
00:44:24oh
00:44:47oh
00:44:49oh
00:44:57oh
00:45:03oh
00:45:06oh
00:45:13oh
00:45:15oh
00:45:15oh
00:45:15oh
00:45:21oh
00:45:23oh
00:45:28oh
00:45:45oh
00:45:50all right all right all right all right enough what in the world is going on here is that a
00:45:56leaf blower
00:45:57that's all him okay well you both have detention so
00:46:05let me get this straight you stole a leaf blower and defaced school property
00:46:10it wasn't school property dad it was jen's cyber boy spreadsheets jesus christ how does she always get away with
00:46:17this
00:46:17shit
00:46:17could it be because her father's running for senate cole
00:46:19you think that's what it could be
00:46:21who cares
00:46:22i care
00:46:24and
00:46:25i hear she's got an eye for you
00:46:27so you're taking her to prom
00:46:28what
00:46:29i'm not over my dead body
00:46:31oh because you like that haley girl
00:46:34i'm firing her mother right now no no please don't
00:46:37please
00:46:38then you're taking jen to prom
00:46:40max's dad called he said he's having a party tomorrow
00:46:43you're going to go and you're going to ask jen to prom
00:46:46end of discussion
00:46:53come on you big coward message him
00:47:00you must think i'm the biggest idiot
00:47:09i could never think that
00:47:16but i thought you were jake please can't you just tell me now
00:47:19i think i've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:26i heard that guy max is throwing a party tomorrow if you want i'll meet you there
00:47:42okay
00:47:43you got this haley
00:47:45just take a deep breath you got this
00:47:47you got this
00:47:51you look beautiful
00:47:52you look beautiful
00:47:55thank you mom
00:48:15hey
00:48:15hey hayley i'm glad you came you look so pretty
00:48:18hi
00:48:19hey max your house is gorgeous i mean
00:48:22no it's just my parents blood money
00:48:24you know they're upstairs watching the last of us right now they don't care about
00:48:27shit get drunk girl
00:48:42what are you doing here valley whore
00:48:47looks like the catfish came out of the pond
00:48:49hey everyone let's give it up for valley whore
00:48:57jen why are you doing this what have i even done to you to me oh i'm actually concerned about
00:49:02our
00:49:02whole community because those little cringy messages on your castle game those are concerning
00:49:07actually kind of a bit of a perv did you know that hayley she's a little pervy princess pervy princess
00:49:23hey let's get perfect tonight leave me alone is there a fire okay we set off the alarm
00:49:43oh
00:49:44oh
00:49:45oh
00:49:47oh
00:49:49oh
00:49:49oh
00:50:21are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend okay cole is not
00:50:29him anyways we are going to the prom together no i'm not yes you are it's okay you can be
00:50:36honest about your feelings so you too this whole time oh my god i am such an idiot hey wait
00:50:47wait
00:50:53please at least take my jackets you know if you really wanted to humiliate me you didn't have to
00:50:58go to the extra effort jen was doing just fine i wasn't trying to humiliate you then what were
00:51:02you're trying to do i guess you obviously the wet clothes were just an added bonus i knew i
00:51:08shouldn't trusted you and what about guacamole was it what are you
00:51:22who is that just the devil get in the car
00:51:30i'm not going to ask you again cole get in the car dad can you just act normal for once
00:51:35and
00:51:35please introduce yourself to hailey i already assumed that's who this was hi mr opens so
00:51:42you're the scholarship trash that's hell bent on ruining cole's life well i've got news for you
00:51:49young lady my son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family and that's not you you
00:51:56will be forgotten you're a maid's daughter and your mom works for me stay away from him
00:52:03or i swear to god your mother is fire dad stop don't you touch my family i'll stay away
00:52:13come on you don't mean that
00:52:16i hate everything you stand for i hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what
00:52:23you think a good person looks like i hate everything about you i hate all of it i don't want
00:52:30any part of
00:52:31it so cole go with your dad
00:52:36hayley
00:52:45no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this cold patriarch
00:52:50hayley not that's real love why do you have to make me so miserable
00:52:53i promised your mother i would make you a success son even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:07hi hayley i'm emma i know you are right i just felt kind of bad that i accidentally helped
00:53:15jen ruin your life so i wanted to return your laptop to you goodness new
00:53:24oh wow thanks emma okay bye
00:53:33one down one to go you're so cool i know emma want to go to prom why not
00:53:42let's get these lovers together
00:53:48hi mr edmund hi max and max's friend sorry we weren't expecting you cole's grounded
00:53:56oh he is but it was his 18th birthday today what can i say max actions have consequences
00:54:05birthday or no cole is grounded well that really sucks because he's uh also the president of the
00:54:12prom committee we were supposed to review budgets today cole my son cole reviewing budgets
00:54:19he's never reviewed a budget a day in his life well mr edmunds today could be that day
00:54:24and we just have to give him back this school sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his
00:54:28very important and very respectable budgetary work
00:54:40go away
00:54:44max what what are you guys doing here happy birthday cole i brought you my laptop and logged into
00:54:50your castle claimers account just get it back to me by tomorrow
00:54:53what what's going on dude it's your 18th birthday you can tell hayley who you are now you can be
00:54:59together just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love you really are
00:55:05no i'll tell her myself stick me in your car
00:55:15welcome all the wizard mom i'm fine i just need some time alone
00:55:29open the door wait what he's here
00:55:42it's you
00:55:44i should have given you this to you a long time ago
00:55:48hayley i wanted to tell you who i was from the very beginning
00:55:51my dad threatened off all your mom and i had to wait a really long time
00:55:55to tell you who i was i got my inheritance
00:55:58and i can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose
00:56:14i understand if this changes things
00:56:17if you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard but
00:56:23look i need you to know i love you
00:56:37cool i love you
00:56:39you do
00:56:41yes you idiot
00:56:42i've loved you for months
00:56:44i mean this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though
00:56:48because i had to be loyal to him and
00:56:51but you're him
00:56:52you didn't expect her
00:56:55i mean i i always hoped it was you
00:57:00until you hoped
00:57:02yes i hoped it was you
00:57:04you were always there for me
00:57:10you're really fucking hot
00:57:16hey
00:57:16hey
00:57:17there's things i said we could do
00:57:20yeah i know
00:57:25take my clothes off
00:57:26you're getting there don't worry
00:57:50okay so what do you think
00:57:5310 out of 10
00:57:54you know
00:57:54yeah
00:57:55what do again
00:57:57i'll get sex with sex with me specifically
00:57:59i've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:58:02all right
00:58:03all right that's fair
00:58:04i'll uh
00:58:05i'll take that as a win
00:58:11what is my life now
00:58:13am i being nice to cole eggnance
00:58:16oh god no
00:58:17i fully expect you to
00:58:19continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:21and i'll just
00:58:22i'll just lust behind it
00:58:25there's always been lust behind it
00:58:26i'll take a minute
00:58:27stop it
00:58:31um
00:58:32same
00:58:34isn't promenade
00:58:36i think you know
00:58:36i think you know if it's prom or not
00:58:38oh cool
00:58:40but
00:58:41the real question is
00:58:42do you got a date
00:58:45cole are you asking me to prom
00:58:47oh i would have asked you earlier
00:58:49but
00:58:50jay kind of beat me to the gym
00:58:51oh god please don't mention his name again
00:58:52i don't want to hear it
00:58:54yeah you don't have to ask me twice
00:58:56but i don't even have a dress
00:58:59later
00:59:03i just slept with cole edmonds
00:59:06and i'm in love with cole edmonds
00:59:07who would have guessed
00:59:12i thought
00:59:14only the best for my princess
00:59:16where did you get that
00:59:18uh
00:59:18i might have
00:59:20gotten you a dress
00:59:21on the off chance that you
00:59:23might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:25and maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:29of course they'll go to prom with you
00:59:35mr edmonds
00:59:36i didn't expect you to be here
00:59:38cole
00:59:39are you here
00:59:41cole
00:59:42are you here
00:59:44mr edmonds
00:59:45you can't just park into my house like this
00:59:47i see you cole
00:59:48you are in big trouble
01:00:06hey uh
01:00:08you almost done in there
01:00:09you try changing into an evening gown
01:00:11in a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:14okay i'm ready
01:00:27what do you think
01:00:31my god hayley you are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
01:00:37uh-uh-uh
01:00:38i just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick
01:00:41you're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes
01:00:4320 minutes
01:00:45we're in
01:00:46there
01:00:50thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes i hear we have a winner
01:00:58and your 2026 prom queen is
01:01:03jen longfellow
01:01:05thank you
01:01:07oh my god
01:01:08thank you guys so much
01:01:11seriously this makes the world sweet
01:01:13i mean like
01:01:14who else would win
01:01:15right
01:01:16oh this is just the perfect moment
01:01:23oh my god that's hayley and cole
01:01:26it was fun
01:01:28what did you get
01:01:33there uh
01:01:34most 10 minutes up
01:01:36no
01:01:36but who cares
01:01:40hell yeah
01:01:46i am the queen okay she's just a little pervy princess come on everyone say it with me
01:01:53pervy princess pervy princess pervy princess
01:02:03wait wait wait wait wait wait what are those those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:06make cole edmunds fall in love with you his dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:13don't worry daddy if i can't have no one can i'm gonna destroy hayley rod's life is this real
01:02:31what you exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think i was gonna hack your phone
01:02:35you little shit
01:02:37you know jen as the principal i'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama
01:02:45but quite frankly you are the worst and i think it's time that you are expelled from edmunds academy
01:02:54you can't do that you can't do that i'm the principal so uh yes i can
01:03:07there was no internship you lied to me
01:03:23oh my princess finally has a crown now all i need is my handsome prince oh yeah no can do
01:03:31all i have to offer is a bowie knight with a chip on his shoulder and a awesome sense of
01:03:38humor
01:03:38oh how can i refuse
01:03:46oh no that's my dad
01:03:50we are going home right now you disobeyed me for the last time boy yeah i'm not a boy dad
01:03:58you talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:04:02yet you can't see i've already become that man
01:04:06and it's because of hayley and you can accept that i'll make my own path and best believe me i
01:04:11can
01:04:13i'll say this that's the most backbone i've ever seen in you cole
01:04:20joy pride
01:04:28i am so proud of you
01:04:31i can't have done with all you being by my side
01:04:34that was terrifying
01:04:36it's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before though so
01:04:40i love you dale quinn
01:04:42i love you guacamole wizard
01:04:44oh my god i gotta change that user name
01:04:46yeah you do
01:04:47Okay.
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