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00:00:08You
00:00:48Oh, my God.
00:01:05Roxanne?
00:01:34What's wrong?
00:01:36Oh, my God.
00:01:51I'm sorry.
00:01:54Oh, my God.
00:01:55Oh, my God.
00:01:56Oh, my God.
00:01:59Oh, my God.
00:02:01Oh, my God.
00:02:10Hello? Hello?
00:02:11Max, where the heck are you, man?
00:02:13PJ?
00:02:14You should have been here an hour ago.
00:02:15What? What are you... Hold on.
00:02:18Oh, no.
00:02:19Look, maybe we should just call the whole thing off.
00:02:22No way, man. It's now or never.
00:02:25You better get a move on. I'll meet you in my locker.
00:02:30Morning, son.
00:02:32Dad?
00:02:33Oops. I forgot.
00:02:37Morning, son.
00:02:39Came to see if you had any dirty clothes.
00:02:42Well, there they are. Help yourself.
00:02:44Max, I thought we talked about this.
00:02:46Look, I'm sorry, Dad. I'll take care of it later.
00:02:49What's the big rush?
00:02:50I'm running late.
00:02:51I could drive more on my way to work.
00:02:53No, no thanks. I need an exercise.
00:02:56Oh, come on, Max.
00:02:59Dad!
00:03:05Oh, Dad, you ruined it.
00:03:08Sorry about that.
00:03:10Who was he, anyway?
00:03:11It's only Powerline, Dad, the biggest rock star on the planet.
00:03:14Oh, not bigger than Xavier Cougat, the Mambo King.
00:03:20Everybody Mambo.
00:03:21Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
00:03:22Come on, come on, there's no time for this.
00:03:24Hold on, let the neighbors see us.
00:03:29Maxie, wait up.
00:03:31You forgot your lunch.
00:03:33Have a good day.
00:03:39I'm not shy.
00:03:40You're sick.
00:03:40But they're not gonna laugh anymore.
00:03:43No more Maxie the Geek.
00:03:46No more goof of the week like before.
00:03:50No more algebra tests till September.
00:03:53No more looking at losers like him
00:03:56No more heaven to cheat
00:03:58No more mystery meat
00:04:00No more gym
00:04:01No more gym
00:04:02No more gym
00:04:02No more gym
00:04:03Gotta move to the mall
00:04:05Gotta live in the pool
00:04:06Gonna talk to Roxanne and not feel like a fool
00:04:10Cause after today, I'm so ready for today
00:04:13After today, she'll be mine
00:04:17After today, my brains are just gonna be sane
00:04:20If I don't faint, I'll be fine
00:04:22I've got 41 minutes of home economics
00:04:26Been down with the textbooks
00:04:28And up with the comics
00:04:29Just think of all the time I've been losing
00:04:33Finding the right thing to say
00:04:35But things will be going my way
00:04:38After today
00:04:40She looked right through me
00:04:42And who could blame her?
00:04:46I need a new me
00:04:49Plus some positive proof that I'm not just a goo
00:04:52And after today, I'm so ready for today
00:04:55No more pep rallies
00:05:01I'm gonna sit on my butt
00:05:04I've got less than an hour
00:05:07And when this is ended
00:05:08I'll either be famous
00:05:10Or you'll be suspended
00:05:11Just think of all the time
00:05:14And I'm so ready for today
00:05:16I'm so ready for today
00:05:18I'm so ready for today
00:05:18I'm gonna be on my own
00:05:19Mr. Parents
00:05:20And I'm gonna party
00:05:22From now to the end of July
00:05:24Mix will be going my way
00:05:27After today
00:05:32I wish that this was the day
00:05:36After today
00:05:45Are you all right?
00:05:46Yeah, I'm okay.
00:05:47I just, uh, darn, like, there I was, uh, came and I, uh, sang, like, uh, uh, what?
00:06:05I can't believe I did that!
00:06:07Ugh, she finally says hi to me and what do I do?
00:06:10I choke!
00:06:12Ugh, yuck!
00:06:14You're a big spaz.
00:06:16Where have you been, buddy?
00:06:17Oh, hi, Peach.
00:06:19Did you get the camera?
00:06:20Look, Max, if my dad catches me with this, he'll kill me!
00:06:23Are you sure we gotta do this?
00:06:25It's my only chance, Peach.
00:06:27To Roxanne, I'm just a nobody.
00:06:30But after today...
00:06:33Bobby!
00:06:37Wow, look, all this is for us?
00:06:41Mmm, slurpage.
00:06:43Oh, this is gonna be so great, man.
00:06:46Dude, need fundage, bro.
00:06:48Oh, your feet, yeah, yeah, right here.
00:06:53Cheddar!
00:06:54Ah!
00:06:56Cheddar whizzies!
00:07:04Mmm, it's pretty scrumptious.
00:07:08Huh.
00:07:09Let's do it, ladies.
00:07:13As student body president, I just want to say, like, yay to all of us for a really neat year.
00:07:18Yo, Stacy!
00:07:19Talk to me, talk to me, talk to me, baby!
00:07:21Yay!
00:07:22And also that I hope you can all attend my totally amazing end-of-school party next Saturday
00:07:26to watch the Powerline concert live on pay-per-view.
00:07:30Thank you, thank you very much.
00:07:32And now, without further ado, Principal Mazur.
00:07:39Thank you, Stacy!
00:07:41And good morning, boys and girls.
00:07:43You know, every year on the last day of school, I have several youngsters approach me and say,
00:07:50Principal Mazur, what can we do to not waste our summer vacation?
00:07:55We don't want to waste our free time sleeping or visiting friends.
00:08:00Say, uh, Roxanne, about Stacy's party.
00:08:08How you, uh, how you doing down there, Bobby?
00:08:11Don't give me that attitude, you guys.
00:08:13I'm doing it all for you.
00:08:17This is nuts.
00:08:18I don't know why I'll let you guys talk me into this.
00:08:21If my dad finds out, he's going to nuke my entire existence.
00:08:24Huh?
00:08:25Of the element.
00:08:26Or...
00:08:28I hope this works.
00:08:30How about science slumber parties?
00:08:35Huh?
00:08:43Hey!
00:08:45I'm not gonna get...
00:08:47Ah!
00:08:48Ha ha ha!
00:08:49Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:08:52Some people settle for the typical thing.
00:08:55Living all their lives waiting in the wings.
00:08:58It ain't a question of it.
00:09:00It's just a matter of time.
00:09:01Before I'm moving to the fun of my life.
00:09:05Once you're watching every movement I make.
00:09:08You gotta believe that I gotta win it.
00:09:12Ah!
00:09:13Oh!
00:09:13Oh!
00:09:13Oh!
00:09:14Oh!
00:09:15Oh!
00:09:16Oh!
00:09:19Oh!
00:09:19Oh!
00:09:19Oh!
00:09:20Oh!
00:09:20Oh!
00:09:21Oh!
00:09:24Oh!
00:09:29Oh!
00:09:30Oh!
00:09:31If I could make you stop and take a look at me instead of just...
00:09:35Walking by...
00:09:38There's nothing that I wouldn't do if it was getting you to notice.
00:09:42I'm alive...
00:09:44All I need is have a chance, a second thought, a second whistle, proof.
00:09:49I got whatever it takes...
00:09:51It's a piece of cake.
00:09:53Woo!
00:09:53It's a standout!
00:09:56Wow!
00:09:57Look at that guy!
00:09:58Wow!
00:09:59Wow!
00:10:00I ain't the only place you see!
00:10:02Gonna stand on your school!
00:10:11Hey, it's the goof boy!
00:10:14We're busted!
00:10:16Yeah!
00:10:17Yeah!
00:10:21Huh!
00:10:21Huh!
00:10:21Gah-gah-boo-joo-boo-boo-boo-boo!
00:10:24Help me!
00:10:24Come on!
00:10:25Smile!
00:10:27Smiley-wiley!
00:10:31Oh, come on, Kimmy!
00:10:33Give me a big...
00:10:34Oh!
00:10:38Oh!
00:10:38Come on, Kimmy!
00:10:54Give me a big...
00:11:04You have such a way with children!
00:11:08You have such a way with children!
00:11:12Okay, now, who's next over here?
00:11:15Okay, now, who's next over here?
00:11:28Step aside, goof!
00:11:30Let a pro show you how it's done!
00:11:31Peek-a-boo!
00:11:32Come on!
00:11:33She's so cute!
00:11:34Peek-a-boo!
00:11:35Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:11:37Of course, Pete.
00:11:37You sure are good with kids.
00:11:39Oh, yeah.
00:11:40Well, they love me.
00:11:40Ah!
00:11:42Ha-ha!
00:11:42Why, PJ, he's been begging me to take him on vacation this summer.
00:11:46Really?
00:11:47Where you going?
00:11:48Camping!
00:11:49Nothing like the great outdoors to strengthen the bond between a father and a son.
00:11:54Ooh!
00:11:55Oh, Max would never go for anything like that.
00:11:58I don't know, goof.
00:11:59Gimme, gimme, gimme!
00:12:00Something's wrong when a kid won't spend time with his parents.
00:12:03Well, for all you know, he's running around with some gang, and stealing stuff, and causing
00:12:08riots, and...
00:12:10No, Max is a good kid.
00:12:12He'd never get mixed up in something like that.
00:12:22I'm a failure.
00:12:24Complete loser.
00:12:26My one chance to impress Roxanne and I blew it.
00:12:29Uh-huh.
00:12:31Max, look.
00:12:32It's the Leaning Tower of Cheeza.
00:12:35Huh.
00:12:39Oh, man.
00:12:40My dad is gonna smash me like a bug.
00:12:43Hey, PJ!
00:12:45Detention!
00:12:46Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:12:47Robert Zemerewski.
00:12:50Okay.
00:12:51I'm coming.
00:12:52Max, here.
00:12:53Guard this with your life, dude.
00:13:01Hey, Maz-er.
00:13:05What's up?
00:13:05Rob.
00:13:06All right.
00:13:07And then my parents' air conditioning went on the fridge, so I figured with all those
00:13:10kids in my house, the place would be like a sauna.
00:13:11So I'm all freaked out.
00:13:12But then I thought, like, use it.
00:13:13So my theme's gonna be, power line goes rainforest.
00:13:16Too much?
00:13:18Roxanne, are you listening?
00:13:22Uh-huh.
00:13:25Stacy, no.
00:13:26I don't wanna...
00:13:27Talk to him.
00:13:28Oh, man.
00:13:29Ahem.
00:13:31Ahem.
00:13:32Ahem!
00:13:33Tap him.
00:13:36Oh!
00:13:46Gosh, I'm sorry.
00:13:47It's okay.
00:13:48Really.
00:13:52um i liked your dance yeah yeah uh yeah it's from powerline's new video i know he's he's
00:14:00totally genius yeah he's uh he's doing a concert next week in la oh yeah stacy's showing it at her
00:14:05party yeah yeah um roxanne i was uh sort of kind of thinking that maybe i'd um ask you to
00:14:17go with
00:14:17me that is to the party of course if you don't want to i'd completely understand well i was
00:14:24sort of kind of thinking that i'd love to yeah yeah good great terrific wonderful all right okay
00:14:33come on roxanne we don't want to belabor the moment now do we well i better be going i'll uh
00:14:39call you later okay bye
00:14:47see that wasn't so bad i told you men are easy to deal with yes she said yes
00:14:54everybody mumbo
00:15:19yes mr goof this is principal maser i'm calling in regard to your son maximilian
00:15:27max oh my gosh is he hurt no mr goof he's in trouble trouble what kind of trouble dressed like
00:15:35a gang
00:15:35member gang member your son caused the entire student body to break into a riotous frenzy
00:15:42riot couldn't be mine if i were you mr goof i'd seriously reevaluate the way you're raising
00:15:48your child before he ends up in the electric chair the electric chair
00:15:57what am i gonna do
00:16:00blue light special on aisle three blue light special on aisle three
00:16:23lake destiny
00:16:25okay kiddo now smile
00:16:29lake destiny idaho
00:16:31like huda bro you're right pete nothing like the great outdoors to strengthen the bond between
00:16:37father and son you said so yourself well yeah but i'm going fishing i'm going fishing with my boy
00:16:44yeah okay precious give me a big smile
00:16:57cool concert lad what you well bud
00:17:01hey max wicked dance thanks forget it girl he's roxanne's way to go man i just heard about you and
00:17:11me out of course an up Owen
00:17:18max, max, max
00:17:21amen
00:17:21max, max, max, max, max, max, max, max, max, max, max, max, max, max, max max, max, max, max, max,
00:17:29max, max
00:17:30yeah
00:17:30alright
00:17:31respond
00:17:32turn
00:17:32Chance of sick and thought of sick and there's a group
00:17:34I got wood that I'm gonna take
00:17:37It's a piece of cake
00:17:38Stand out above the crowd
00:17:42Even if I gotta shout out loud
00:17:45Jumai is the only thing you see
00:17:48Gonna stand out, stand out, stand out
00:17:53Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:17:55Stand out, hmm
00:17:58Jumai is the only thing you see
00:18:01Gonna stand out
00:18:03So you notice me
00:18:07Going somewhere, Pop?
00:18:08Sure are, pal, Rooney
00:18:10Cool
00:18:11Have a good time, Dad
00:18:12If you're gonna be gone more than a month
00:18:13Drop me a line
00:18:14But Max, this isn't just my vacation
00:18:17It's a vacation with me and my best buddy
00:18:19Oh, Donald Duck?
00:18:21No, silly
00:18:22With you
00:18:28Are you okay, Maxie?
00:18:30What did you say?
00:18:32That's right
00:18:32A vacation, son
00:18:34We'll spend some real quality time together
00:18:38I think I'm gonna be sick
00:18:39Hey, got a present for you
00:18:41No, guys, stop
00:18:42What are you doing?
00:18:46You look just like I did at your age
00:18:48Please don't say that, Dad
00:18:50Wait, I saved the best for last
00:18:54It's been handed down from goof to goof to goof
00:18:58And now
00:18:59It's yours, son
00:19:00A stick?
00:19:02No, silly
00:19:03A fishing pole
00:19:05Fishing?
00:19:06We're going fishing?
00:19:07Yup, just like my dad and me did
00:19:09Two best buddies fish in our late destiny
00:19:13Away from it all
00:19:15I don't wanna be away from it all, Dad
00:19:17I like it all
00:19:19Hey, look, Maxie
00:19:20We're using the same map me and my dad used
00:19:23We'll take the same route
00:19:24And make the same stops
00:19:26And see the same sights
00:19:27But that trip would take weeks, Dad
00:19:30Exactly
00:19:31Getting there's half the fun
00:19:33Put the map away, Dad
00:19:34It's not gonna happen
00:19:35I'm telling you
00:19:36Careful, bud
00:19:36It'll wrinkle my past
00:19:38And our future
00:19:39What the map says, Max
00:19:41We will follow
00:19:43That's very mystical and everything, Dad
00:19:46But, uh, seriously
00:19:47There's this party I have to go to
00:19:49See, and it's a school
00:19:49Oh, there'll be plenty of time for parties
00:19:51When you're older, Maxie
00:19:52Why, when I was your age
00:19:53I'd never even been invited to a party
00:19:55Look at me now
00:19:57Great, Dad
00:19:58Hop in, Maxie
00:20:04All right, then
00:20:05Guess I'll just have to go
00:20:08All alone
00:20:09That's all
00:20:11Just sit in the boat
00:20:12All alone
00:20:14And talk to myself
00:20:17All alone
00:20:19I guess so
00:20:20Oh, come on
00:20:21Off you
00:20:22No, Dad
00:20:22Just hop right in there
00:20:24No
00:20:24Come on, Maxie
00:20:26Go for it
00:20:26Get stuck
00:20:28Just bump me up
00:20:29And we're ready for takeoff
00:20:35Set for adventure, Maxie
00:20:36Why are you doing this to me, Dad?
00:20:39Cause I don't want you to end up in the electric chair
00:20:43Electric chair?
00:20:44I'm not giving up on you, son
00:20:47Together, we're gonna work this out
00:20:49Work this out?
00:20:50But, Dad
00:20:50No buts about it, Maxie boy
00:20:52Your old pop knows best
00:20:54But
00:20:59Goodbye, house
00:21:00Goodbye, my old aunt
00:21:03Goodbye, pile of broken wood
00:21:08Goodbye, hopes
00:21:09Goodbye, dreams
00:21:10Goodbye, Roxanne
00:21:13Roxanne
00:21:13Dad, I gotta stop somewhere first
00:21:15I have to talk to someone
00:21:17Well...
00:21:19Get, get, watch out
00:21:23Get all over
00:21:24Now make it quick, Maxie boy
00:21:27We gotta put some road behind us
00:21:31You're getting canceled your first date in less than an hour
00:21:35Must be some kind of lame old record
00:21:42Hi
00:21:42Is Roxanne home?
00:21:45Oh, my name is Max
00:21:49Does Roxanne live here?
00:21:51Does she even live on this block?
00:21:54Wait
00:21:54It's okay, Daddy
00:21:55Max is a friend from school
00:21:58Go on
00:21:59Go on
00:22:00Good Daddy
00:22:02Hey, Max
00:22:04I haven't
00:22:05You wanna...
00:22:06Have a seat?
00:22:09He...
00:22:09Oh
00:22:13Daddy
00:22:15I promise he'll be better behaved when you pick me up for the party
00:22:18Yeah, that's, uh...
00:22:20Sort of why I came by
00:22:21I'm really looking forward to it, Max
00:22:23Yeah
00:22:24I was, too
00:22:25Was?
00:22:27You see, my dad's on this stupid father-son kickin'
00:22:30Well, don't worry about it, Max
00:22:31It's just a dumb party
00:22:32No, it's not
00:22:33It...Roxanne, I really wanted to go with you
00:22:35I...
00:22:35No, I...Max, I understand
00:22:37But my dad surprised me
00:22:38I don't even wanna go
00:22:39But I have no choice
00:22:40I'm sure I can find someone else
00:22:42Someone else?
00:22:43I'll just talk to you later
00:22:45Um...
00:22:47Uh...Roxanne, uh...
00:22:47My dad is, uh...
00:22:49My dad's taking me to the Powerline concert in L.A.
00:22:52Your dad's taking you clear across the country
00:22:55Just to see a concert?
00:22:57Uh...
00:22:57Well, you see, uh...
00:22:58My dad...
00:23:00Um...
00:23:00Knew...
00:23:00Oh, Snow's Powerline
00:23:02They used to play together
00:23:03In a band
00:23:04Yeah
00:23:05Come on, son
00:23:07Let's get this show on the roll
00:23:09Uh...
00:23:10Just a minute
00:23:11You...
00:23:12Party...
00:23:12Animal you
00:23:16You're really serious
00:23:18Absolutely
00:23:21So, uh...
00:23:22You aren't still thinking of going with someone else, are you?
00:23:25Well, I guess
00:23:26Because I was hoping I could, uh...
00:23:29Wave to you on stage when we join Powerline for the final number
00:23:33This is incredible
00:23:35Well, I wouldn't miss our date for anything that wasn't incredible, Roxanne
00:23:39Mwah
00:23:43Have a great time at the concert, Max
00:23:45Uh...
00:23:45I'll see you on TV
00:23:48I'm in deep sludge
00:23:59They walk
00:24:00Well, here we are
00:24:02Out on the open road
00:24:03Retracing the steps of my boyhood
00:24:05And here's Maxie
00:24:08Say hi, Max
00:24:12Well, how about a wave?
00:24:13Not now, Dad
00:24:15What a getter
00:24:21Hmm
00:24:25Fun games I used to play with my dad
00:24:28Little bingo
00:24:29Twenty qu...
00:24:30Hey, Maxie
00:24:32Uh, let's play a game
00:24:33You think of a name
00:24:34And I'll try and guess who it is
00:24:36Uh, man or woman
00:24:37Oh, man
00:24:38Man
00:24:40That's a toughie
00:24:42Oh, let's see
00:24:44Walt Disney
00:24:45Right
00:24:46I'm good at this
00:24:47Now, uh, I'll think of one
00:24:49Hmm
00:24:53Oh, you wanna sing a song, huh?
00:24:56Me and my dad used to sing this one all the time
00:25:01I hopes
00:25:02He's got
00:25:03I hopes
00:25:05He's got
00:25:07High apple pie
00:25:09In the sky
00:25:10I hope
00:25:12I hope
00:25:13I hope
00:25:13I hope
00:25:16I hope
00:25:16There goes
00:25:17Another rubber
00:25:18Dream
00:25:21Oops
00:25:22There goes
00:25:23Another
00:25:23Hoops
00:25:25There goes
00:25:26Oops
00:25:27Oops
00:25:27Oh, great, Dad.
00:25:35Now we don't have any music
00:25:37Oh, Maxie
00:25:38It's not so bad
00:25:39We'll just have to entertain ourselves
00:25:43Oh, my gosh
00:26:03Thank you
00:26:06vor
00:26:06You
00:26:08Just
00:26:09I
00:26:09Didn't
00:26:09Was
00:26:09The
00:26:09DB
00:26:09I
00:26:09Keep
00:26:09It
00:26:09Not
00:26:09You
00:26:11It
00:26:14Do you need a break from modern living?
00:26:18Do you long to shed your weary load?
00:26:22If your nerves are raw and your brain is fried,
00:26:25just grab a friend and take a ride together
00:26:28on the open road.
00:26:30Come on, Maxie!
00:26:33All in all, I'd rather have detention.
00:26:37All in all, I'd rather eat a toad.
00:26:41An old man drives like such a crutch
00:26:44that I'm about to hurl my guts directly
00:26:47upon the open road.
00:26:50There's nothing can upset me
00:26:52because now we're on our way.
00:26:54Our trusty map will guide us straight and through.
00:26:58Roxanne, please don't forget me.
00:27:01I will return someday.
00:27:03Though I may be in traction when I do.
00:27:07Be a Max, relaxing like the old days.
00:27:11You're the buddy buddy kind of mad.
00:27:15I think I may explode.
00:27:16Gonna see that by way, I could cry.
00:27:18You know, that's funny.
00:27:19So could I just be a man out on the open road?
00:27:30Howdy boys, is this the way to Nashville?
00:27:34Watch it, Mac!
00:27:35Oh, you'll be getting told.
00:27:38I'm in no hurry to arrive
00:27:41because I'll be tired in 65
00:27:43the next time I seize the open road.
00:27:48Just a week of rest and relaxation.
00:27:52Yeah!
00:27:53And the odd romantic episode.
00:27:56Very odd!
00:27:57Ha ha!
00:27:58I'm telephoronizing your bust.
00:28:00Look out, Richard Maxi, my dust from now on.
00:28:03I'm telephoronizing your bust.
00:28:06It's me and little Maxi, my pipsqueak pioneer.
00:28:10They're partners forever whispered home.
00:28:13Yee-haw!
00:28:14Could someone call a taxi and get me out of here?
00:28:18To Beverly Hills, 90210.
00:28:22Oh, every day, another new adventure.
00:28:27Every mile, another new zip code.
00:28:31And the cares we have are under good.
00:28:34And I'd go with them if I could.
00:28:36I've got no strings on me.
00:28:38I'm feeling fancy free.
00:28:40How wonderful to be.
00:28:42Oh, my God!
00:28:44Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:29:14Dad, you're going to get us killed.
00:29:17Why don't you just give me the map?
00:29:19Oh, no thanks, son.
00:29:20Navigating's a big responsibility.
00:29:23Slides, you wouldn't want to spoil the big surprise.
00:29:26I'm taking you someplace pretty special.
00:29:36Gorge, that's even better than I remembered.
00:29:39No, Mommy, I don't want to go.
00:29:43Yeah, fun.
00:29:44Tell you what, I'm just going to wait right here in the car.
00:29:47You party pooper.
00:29:48Come on, this is going to be fun.
00:29:51Oh, howdy there, folks.
00:29:54Lester's is proud to present the awesome posse jamboree.
00:30:01Here it is.
00:30:05Just a drawing.
00:30:12Howdy, folks.
00:30:13Who's your favorite possum?
00:30:16Lester!
00:30:19Got us a seat right up front.
00:30:22Let me introduce you to the posse.
00:30:24Here's Buford, Beulah, and Mordecai.
00:30:29Hey, Lester.
00:30:30Ready for yodeling?
00:30:33Sure am, Buford.
00:30:35Now gather around, my possum pals.
00:30:36Join the jamboree.
00:30:38Come hootin' howlin' holler from the heart.
00:30:41This is pathetic.
00:30:42Somebody helpin' how to yodel here at Lester's Possum Parts.
00:30:46Join in, folks.
00:30:49It's yodeling time.
00:30:51Yo-way, yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo.
00:30:56Lester's Possum Parts.
00:30:59Say, what are you going to do?
00:31:01Yay!
00:31:03Yay!
00:31:04Yay!
00:31:05Y'all laugh.
00:31:07Yay!
00:31:08Yay!
00:31:28Hey, that's the ticket.
00:31:30I'll be right back, my little possum pal.
00:31:33My life's a living.
00:31:35Hello, little buddy.
00:31:39Who's your favorite possum?
00:31:42Don't touch me.
00:31:44Aw, why such a long face?
00:31:47You're so sad.
00:31:49I know.
00:31:51You need a big hug from Lester.
00:31:53Don't even think about it.
00:31:55See?
00:31:55Now you feel all good inside.
00:31:59Beat it, doofus.
00:32:05No, no, no, Dad, not that.
00:32:06Please.
00:32:07There you go, sport.
00:32:09What say we get our picture taken?
00:32:13You've got to be kidding.
00:32:16All right, but you're missing out.
00:32:22Hi, you son!
00:32:25Hey, everyone, check out the door.
00:32:28Say, Peppa Flast.
00:32:30Sassy press!
00:32:31Yes, yes!
00:32:34Oh!
00:32:36Get it, get it, get it!
00:32:38Get it!
00:32:39Get it, get it!
00:32:41Black, whisper, Maxie!
00:32:45Whoa!
00:32:46No!
00:32:47Hey, stop, please!
00:32:50That's good.
00:32:52This is bad!
00:32:53No, no, no!
00:32:54That won't let you get it!
00:32:56Oh!
00:32:58Oh!
00:32:58Oh!
00:33:00It's George, it's George, Junior!
00:33:03Ha, ha, ha!
00:33:05Ha, ha, ha!
00:33:08Ha, ha, ha!
00:33:10Ha, ha, ha!
00:33:25Max!
00:33:27Hey!
00:33:28What the heck you trying to do?
00:33:30Trying to get away from you.
00:33:32Me?
00:33:33What'd I do?
00:33:35Forget it.
00:33:36I thought we was having fun.
00:33:38What's the matter?
00:33:39Nothing, let's just go.
00:33:41Come on!
00:33:53Oh, you dropped your hat.
00:33:55Ah!
00:33:56This is the stupidest vacation!
00:33:59You dragged me from home,
00:34:00you jammed me in this dumb car,
00:34:01then drive a million miles away
00:34:02and see some stupid rat show!
00:34:05Call me when the trip's over.
00:34:06You better work!
00:34:12Oh!
00:34:15Oh, my God.
00:34:53Hey, Max.
00:34:54You want to get in some fishing practice?
00:34:57Just a couple of days till we get to Lake Destiny.
00:35:01Maybe later.
00:35:36Whoa.
00:35:38Now that's camping.
00:35:40Oh, you say something, Max.
00:35:42Ow!
00:35:48Mate?
00:35:49Goofy?
00:35:51What a serendipity doodah.
00:35:54Who'd have thunk it, huh?
00:35:56Is PJ here?
00:35:58Oh, yeah.
00:35:59I'm sure he's loafing around here somewhere.
00:36:01It ain't no question of how, or just a matter of week.
00:36:06You get the message that I'm trying to see.
00:36:09I'm under a spell, I'm in over my head.
00:36:12And you know I'm doing all the way to the end.
00:36:15What a goop.
00:36:17To stand out above the crowd, even if you've got to shut out loud.
00:36:23No matter what the look, it's Max, I get...
00:36:25Max!
00:36:26Whoa, small wilderness, dude.
00:36:29Didn't expect to run into you.
00:36:31Apparently not.
00:36:32You're just jealous, man, because you ain't got the moves.
00:36:35Yeah, you can keep the moves.
00:36:37But I wouldn't mind having this RV.
00:36:40You are so lucky, man.
00:36:43Me?
00:36:43Oh, come on, you're the star.
00:36:45What do you mean?
00:36:46Going to the Powerline concert?
00:36:48Oh, it's unbelievable, man.
00:36:50Who told you about that?
00:36:51Hey, come on, everybody in town knows about it, Max.
00:36:54You are going to be famous, buddy.
00:36:57Especially with Roxanne.
00:37:00There's only one person who doesn't know about it yet, Peach.
00:37:04Who?
00:37:05My dad.
00:37:07So tell me, Goof,
00:37:08is that kitty yours still giving you guff?
00:37:11I don't know what's wrong.
00:37:12Just seems like everything I try only drives Max further away.
00:37:17Maybe you ought to just back off.
00:37:19I don't know.
00:37:19Wrong, Goof.
00:37:21Look, if you keep them under your thumb,
00:37:24they'll never end up in the gutter.
00:37:32Too bad, Pete.
00:37:34Almost.
00:37:35Almost?
00:37:36Watch this.
00:37:38PJ!
00:37:40Here, sir.
00:37:41Come on, sir.
00:37:41Yes, sir.
00:37:46Woo-hoo!
00:37:48Strike-o-la!
00:37:49Yee-haw!
00:37:49Thank you!
00:37:50Thank you!
00:37:51Yes!
00:37:51And the crowd goes wild!
00:37:54High five, son!
00:37:55Psych!
00:37:58Say, Goof,
00:37:59why don't you two stay for dinner?
00:38:01Cool.
00:38:02Oh, no thanks, Pete.
00:38:03Max and I have some fish to catch.
00:38:05Dad, we can do that tomorrow.
00:38:07So, what are we having?
00:38:09But, Max, I thought...
00:38:10I wonder you're some goof.
00:38:15Maximilian!
00:38:15What?
00:38:16Get your gear, little man.
00:38:18We're going fishing.
00:38:21And I mean now!
00:38:23Now!
00:38:31Now!
00:38:32Dad, I don't even know how to fish.
00:38:34Oh, now, come on.
00:38:34That never stopped me.
00:38:36Let me show you a little family secret handed down through about 12 or 13 goof generations.
00:38:42The perfect cast.
00:38:44The perfect what?
00:38:45The perfect cast.
00:38:47My dad taught it to me when I was about your age.
00:38:50Okay, now.
00:38:51Watch carefully.
00:38:52You gotta be loose.
00:38:56Relaxed.
00:38:56With your feet apart.
00:38:58And you...
00:38:59Ten o'clock.
00:39:00Two o'clock.
00:39:02Quarter to three.
00:39:03Tour de la.
00:39:04Twist.
00:39:05Over.
00:39:05Pas de deux.
00:39:06I'm a little teapot.
00:39:08And I'm a wind-up!
00:39:12And I'm a wind-up!
00:39:39Grrrr!
00:39:40Grrrr!
00:39:41Grrrr!
00:39:42Holy!
00:39:44Grrrr!
00:39:46Whoa!
00:39:47Grrrr!
00:39:48Quick, get the camera!
00:39:51Grrrr!
00:39:55Must be over three pounds.
00:39:57Hey, I don't want to miss this.
00:40:01Look, Max.
00:40:03Uh, da-da-dad?
00:40:05It's Fat Fudge!
00:40:07Could you back up a bit, Mr. Foot?
00:40:09Uh, you're out of focus.
00:40:11Grrrr!
00:40:12Grrrr!
00:40:14What's the idea to-
00:40:15Grrrr!
00:40:16Grrrr!
00:40:17Bigfoot!
00:40:19Grrrr!
00:40:22Grrrr!
00:40:23Grrrr!
00:40:23Behold the legendary Bigfoot!
00:40:25Able for Selva-
00:40:26Grrrr!
00:40:28Grrrr!
00:40:30Grrrr!
00:40:32Grrrr!
00:40:33Grrrr!
00:40:34Grrrr!
00:40:35Grrrr!
00:40:36It's locked!
00:40:37Grrrr!
00:40:38Grrrr!
00:40:39Grrrr!
00:40:40Grrrr!
00:40:41Grrrr!
00:40:42Grrrr!
00:40:43Grrrr!
00:40:44Grrrr!
00:40:47Grrrr!
00:40:47I can't believe it!
00:40:49Bigfoot!
00:40:50And I got the only video!
00:40:52We're gonna be famous!
00:40:55Grrrr!
00:40:56Grrrr!
00:40:57Grrrr!
00:40:58Grrrr!
00:41:06Grrrr!
00:41:14Grrrr!
00:41:15Grrrr!
00:41:18Grrrr!
00:41:19Grrrr!
00:41:24Grrrr!
00:41:25Is he gone yet?
00:41:27Grrrr!
00:41:29Grrrr!
00:41:31Grrrr!
00:41:32Grrrr!
00:41:33Grrrr!
00:41:34Grrrr!
00:41:35Grrrr!
00:41:35Grrrr!
00:41:36Grrrr!
00:41:36Grrrr!
00:41:37Nope. Still here.
00:41:45Gee, Max.
00:41:47Is that big foot in your stomach?
00:41:48Man, I'm starving.
00:41:52I feel the alphabet soup coming up.
00:42:00Dad, Dad.
00:42:03Dad!
00:42:05Stop playing around, he's coming!
00:42:30Well, it's nice to know this thing's good for something.
00:42:52What's so funny?
00:42:54Hi, Dad's soup.
00:42:57Huh?
00:42:57Don't tell me you don't remember Hi Dad's soup.
00:43:01Oh, come on.
00:43:02Sure you do.
00:43:03You used to spell things out using the letters, like Hi Dad or Maxie or...
00:43:08Ambidextrous?
00:43:09Yeah, that's...
00:43:11Oh, little words like...
00:43:13Hasta la vista?
00:43:14Like bye-bye.
00:43:16Or I pledge allegiance.
00:43:17Or I love you.
00:43:24Is it soup yet?
00:43:27Almost forgot.
00:43:29Whoa, where'd you learn to do that?
00:43:32Your granddad taught me that when we went to Yosemite.
00:43:35You two did a lot together, huh?
00:43:38Yep.
00:43:40Max, you and I have our...
00:43:43Um, um, how's the soup?
00:43:47Not bad.
00:43:48I'm not...
00:43:51What?
00:43:53Nothing.
00:44:01Well, we might as well get some shut-eye.
00:44:04I don't think we're going anywhere tonight.
00:44:06I don't think we're going anywhere tonight.
00:45:03Dear Roxanne,
00:45:06Couldn't sleep.
00:45:08So I thought I'd drop you a line.
00:45:11Dad and I are having a great time.
00:45:13We're only days away from L.A.
00:45:14And I can hardly wait for the big concert.
00:45:20More Hi Dad soup, please.
00:45:29Dear Roxanne,
00:45:30I'm sorry I lied.
00:45:33I'm not really going to the Powerline concert.
00:45:35You may never want to see me again.
00:45:39Oh, man.
00:45:40I'm dead no matter what I do.
00:45:42But I'm fine.
00:45:44I'm sorry.
00:46:18Oh, my God.
00:46:38How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?
00:46:43Uh, three and a half.
00:47:17Pick up!
00:47:18Hold your horses!
00:47:24Short stack?
00:47:26Right here.
00:47:26Here you go, honey.
00:47:28Eggs?
00:47:29Eggs?
00:47:30Eggs!
00:47:31Uh-oh!
00:47:31Yeah, right here.
00:47:32Sorry.
00:47:33Here you go, kitty.
00:47:46Here you go, kitty.
00:47:51Max, I think we need to talk about this.
00:47:55Huh?
00:47:55Seemed to me you need to start taking some responsibility around here.
00:47:59Excuse me, uh, can I have your attention, please?
00:48:03Ahem.
00:48:04I, Goofy, hereby dubbed my son Maximilian, official navigator and head witch-weyer of this here road trip.
00:48:13Isn't that nice?
00:48:15Oh!
00:48:17Seriously?
00:48:18Well, I'm not even looking at the map anymore.
00:48:20As a matter of fact, you can pick all the stops from here to Lake Destiny.
00:48:25Trust you wholeheartedly, son.
00:48:28To the open road.
00:48:31To the open road.
00:48:32To the open road.
00:48:49Ow!
00:48:50Ow!
00:49:02Oh boy!
00:49:20I'm sorry.
00:49:22I'm sorry.
00:49:27I'm sorry.
00:49:27You're wrong.
00:49:37Ah!
00:49:47AHHHHH!
00:49:48Ahh!
00:50:02Gorge.
00:50:20whoa check out the bed check out the dresser coral nice lamp classy choice
00:50:30there navigator we've got the place around it see you goofs come out with
00:50:36your hands up you should have seen the look on your face
00:50:45you really had him fooled pete me you jumped out of your skin oh i was just pretending for your
00:50:51sake
00:50:51all right sure did too did not oh it is sweet don't let him fool you with that buddy buddy
00:50:59act now
00:51:00under your thumb so since we're all being palsy palsy here how about let me hook up the rv
00:51:08well oh it's just a little tiny extension cord you hardly even notice it
00:51:12okay great pj
00:51:19hey goof why don't you order some pizza this might take a while
00:51:26no i mean i think here you go kids i want to go check out the hot tub
00:51:30okay sir all right i can't believe you man whatever made you think your dad would fall
00:51:36for a stupid idea like that it wasn't stupid come on it was really stupid changing the map
00:51:42i didn't know what i was doing all right i i was i was panicked
00:52:03taking a break from the mtv generation huh can't say it's a blame you
00:52:10people are always putting too much water in these things
00:52:13so um you and your son seem to be uh getting along just hunky-dory huh yeah it's been great
00:52:19you know it's funny but none of your techniques work for me
00:52:23harder i tried the worse i got once i eased up things just clicked oh that's swell
00:52:29so uh no problems then huh not oh one
00:52:38i just hate to be the bearer of bad news but uh what is it pete
00:52:44your kid's stupid yeah what do you mean well i heard the little mutant telling pj that he changed
00:52:51the map so you're heading straight to l.a pal what oh you tried goof he's just a bad kid
00:52:58that's all
00:53:00i don't believe you what i don't believe you pete oh hey don't take my word for it check your
00:53:07map
00:53:08i don't need to check the map i trust my son you know maybe max isn't all the things that
00:53:15you
00:53:15think a son should be but he loves me hey my son respects me yeah
00:53:25check the map goof
00:53:40you
00:53:41you
00:54:01Hey, Dad.
00:54:04Sorry about the mess.
00:54:06I'll clean it up.
00:54:17I think I better go.
00:54:19See you, Peach.
00:54:21Don't forget power lines.
00:54:23Shh!
00:54:59Well, here you go, Navigator.
00:55:03Just follow my route on the map, son.
00:55:07Okay.
00:55:12Here comes our junction.
00:55:17Okay, Max, now this is it.
00:55:19Left or right?
00:55:24Come on, Max!
00:55:41How about a song, Dad?
00:55:45A game?
00:55:46A game, yeah.
00:55:47Yeah, a game.
00:55:47Okay.
00:55:48A man or a woman?
00:55:51A man?
00:55:52A man.
00:55:52Okay, Walt Disney.
00:56:23He's moving.
00:56:23I gotta tell you something dad. Why bother? I'm probably too stupid to understand anyway, right?
00:56:31Forget it
00:56:47Hey the car what now you want to drive to no dad the car
00:56:58What do you do now max? I didn't do anything dad. I only touched it
00:57:11You locked it. I locked it. It's your door you locked it. Well, you distracted me
00:57:18You should have put the brake on why don't you just put it on yourself?
00:57:23See you ruin everything
00:57:30Vacation
00:57:31I never wanted to go on this stupid
00:58:06Vacation
00:58:08Dude, you were ruining my life. I was only trying to take my boy fishing. Okay, I'm not your little
00:58:14boy anymore dad
00:58:15I've grown up
00:58:17I've got my own life now. I know that I just wanted to be part of it
00:58:25You're my son makes no matter how big you get you'll always be my son
00:58:31You're my son
00:58:31Just met him
00:58:38You're my son
00:58:52You're my son
00:59:18There are times you drive me, shall we say bananas?
00:59:23And your mind is missing, no offense, a screw.
00:59:27Untaken.
00:59:28Still, whatever mess I land in, who is always understanding, nobody else but you.
00:59:37Oh, your moodiness is now and then bewildering, and your values may be, so to speak, askew.
00:59:46Sentai, thanks.
00:59:47Who deserves a hero's trophy, as we face each catastrophe?
00:59:51Nobody else but you.
00:59:57Nobody else but you.
01:00:01It's just our luck.
01:00:03We're stuck together.
01:00:06Nobody else but you.
01:00:11It's crazy enough to believe we'll come through.
01:00:17So your jokes are all, let's face it, prehistoric.
01:00:22And your music sounds like monkeys in a zoo.
01:00:26But when life becomes distressin', who will I be SOSin'?
01:00:31If you're having trouble guessing, here's a clue.
01:00:36Though he seems intoxicated, he's just highly animated.
01:00:41And he's nobody else but nobody else but you.
01:00:48We've turned into a true blue duo heart.
01:00:55Times we've had a few.
01:00:57Like we're thrown in the drink.
01:01:00Like we're tossed out of town.
01:01:02But when I start to sink,
01:01:04I'd rather go down.
01:01:07With nobody else but why are you?
01:01:15Oh, Dad.
01:01:20Anyway, I figure she's never going to want to talk to me again.
01:01:23Much less go out.
01:01:25What a dumb lie, huh?
01:01:27What do you know?
01:01:28My Maxie.
01:01:30Love.
01:01:32Gosh, you're really growing up.
01:01:34Happened so fast, I guess I sort of missed it.
01:01:39Well, I think the only thing for us to do now
01:01:42is to get you up on stage with this power line feller.
01:01:46Uh, how are we going to do that?
01:01:48Now you just leave that up to me.
01:01:50No, Dad, really.
01:01:51I think we should just, you know, forget it.
01:01:53Now how come you always think
01:01:55I'm going to lead you into some sort of calamity?
01:01:57Uh, Dad?
01:01:59What's wrong now?
01:02:00Look!
01:02:04A waterfall!
01:02:05A waterfall!
01:02:17Dad!
01:02:19Go out!
01:02:24Max!
01:02:35You have a hold, Max!
01:02:50Oh!
01:03:04Dead!
01:03:19Ten o'clock.
01:03:21First, I'm gonna keep her at a fly!
01:03:35No!
01:03:37No!
01:03:39No!
01:03:52Perfect cast.
01:04:11Boy, this has been one crazy vacation.
01:04:14It looks all over yet!
01:04:35Ooh!
01:04:37We made it!
01:04:38Come on, Max.
01:04:39Let's get you on stage.
01:04:40Uh, maybe this isn't such a good idea.
01:04:42Yeah, yeah!
01:04:45Ooh, that again.
01:04:47Dad?
01:04:48Dad?
01:04:49Yeah!
01:04:56I got myself a notion
01:05:00One I know that you'll understand
01:05:03We set the world in motion
01:05:06By reaching out for each other's hands
01:05:11Maybe we'll discover
01:05:12What we should've known all along
01:05:15What are you doing here?
01:05:17Hey!
01:05:18What?
01:05:19What?
01:05:20What?
01:05:22What?
01:05:22If we listen to each other's heart
01:05:26We find we're never too far apart
01:05:30And maybe love is the reason why
01:05:33The first time ever seeing it eye to eye
01:05:38That kooky ain't there!
01:05:40Don't worry.
01:05:42He'll be there.
01:05:43Seeing it eye to eye
01:05:46Seeing it eye to eye
01:05:49Seeing it eye to eye
01:05:50Seeing it eye to eye
01:05:50Seeing it eye to eye
01:05:53I think we're seeing it eye to eye
01:06:02Hey Dad! Dad!
01:06:04Do the perfect cast!
01:06:27Hey Dad! Dad!
01:06:30Do the perfect cast!
01:06:32The first time ever seeing it eye to eye
01:06:45Seeing it eye to eye
01:06:47Seeing it eye to eye
01:06:49For the first time
01:06:51For the first time
01:06:54I think we're seeing it eye to eye
01:06:57Seeing it eye to eye
01:06:59Yeah!
01:06:59Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:07:02For the first time ever, yeah, yeah.
01:07:06Come on, baby.
01:07:07I do, I do, I do, I do, I do.
01:07:11I do, I do.
01:07:14I do.
01:07:30You're doing the right thing, son.
01:07:32Yeah, I know, but you'll probably never talk to me again.
01:07:36Well, if she doesn't, maybe she's just not the one for you.
01:07:42That's what I'm afraid of.
01:08:04Uh, hi, remember me?
01:08:09Daddy?
01:08:11Max, I saw you on TV, you were great.
01:08:14Yeah?
01:08:15I mean, no, no, I mean, uh, Roxanne, I lied to you.
01:08:21I don't even know Powerline.
01:08:22What are you talking about?
01:08:24A billion people saw you dance with him.
01:08:25Yeah, well, I never met him before, the concert, that is.
01:08:32You mean that story about Powerline and your dad?
01:08:37Why would you make up something like that?
01:08:39I don't know.
01:08:39I guess I just wanted you to like me.
01:08:44I already liked you, Max.
01:08:48From the very first time I heard you laugh.
01:08:51Yuck.
01:08:53So, you want to do something tonight?
01:08:56Definitely.
01:08:57Oh, oh no, I can't, I can't.
01:08:59What?
01:09:00Well, I'm kind of doing something with my dad.
01:09:03Honest, how about tomorrow?
01:09:06Deal.
01:09:06You can do it, Max.
01:09:11Yeah.
01:09:12Oh, oh, oh.
01:09:14Hmm.
01:09:19Mm-hmm.
01:09:25Yeah.
01:09:25Uh-huh.
01:09:29Yeah.
01:09:30Wei.
01:09:31Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:09:34Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:09:40Roxanne, I'd like you to meet my dad.
01:09:43Bon Chanté, mademoiselle.
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01:14:31Bon Chanté, mademoiselle.
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