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00:00:00To be continued...
00:00:48Oh, my God.
00:01:05Roxanne?
00:01:34What's wrong?
00:01:36Oh, my God.
00:01:43Oh, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God.
00:02:10Hello? Hello? Max, where the heck are you, man? PJ? You should have been here an hour ago. What? Hold
00:02:16on. Oh, no. Look, maybe we should just call the whole thing off. No way, man. It's now or never.
00:02:25You better get a move on. I'll meet you in my locker.
00:02:27Here. Morning, son. Dad. Oops. I forgot. Morning, son. Came to see if you had any dirty clothes. Well, there
00:02:42they are. Help yourself. Max, thought we talked about this. Look, I'm sorry, Dad. I'll take care of it later.
00:02:48Oh, what's the big rush? I'm running late.
00:02:51Oh, I could drive more on my way to work. No, no, thanks. I need an exercise. Oh, come on,
00:02:57Max. Dad! Oh, Dad, you ruined it. Sorry about that. Who was he, anyway?
00:03:11It's only Powerline, Dad, the biggest rock star on the planet. Oh, a lot bigger than Xavier Cougat, the Mambo
00:03:18King. Everybody Mambo.
00:03:21Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Come on, come on. There's no time for this. Hold on. Let the neighbors see
00:03:25us.
00:03:29Maxie, wait up. You forgot your lunch. Have a good day.
00:03:37They've been laughing since I can't remember, but they're not gonna laugh anymore. No more Maxie the Geek, no more
00:03:46goof of the week like before.
00:03:50No more. No more algebra tests till September. No more looking at losers like him. No more heaven to cheat.
00:03:59No more mystery meat. No more Jim. No more Jim. No more Jim. No more Jim.
00:04:04Gonna move to the mall. Gonna live in the pool. Gonna talk to Roxanne and not feel like a fool.
00:04:10Cause after today, I'm going in the pool. After today, she'll be mine. After today, my brains will be snoozing.
00:04:20If I don't faint, I'll be fine.
00:04:23I've got 41 minutes of home economics. Been down with the textbooks. End up with the comics. Just think of
00:04:31all the time I've been losing. Finding the right thing to say.
00:04:35But things will be going my way. After today. She looked right through me. And who could blame her? I
00:04:47need a new me. Plus some positive proof that I'm not just a goop.
00:04:52And after today, I'm sorry to be snoozing. No more pep rallies. You can't.
00:04:59After today, our brains will be snoozing. I'm gonna sit on my butt.
00:05:05I've got less than an hour. And when this is ended, I'll either be famous. Or you'll be suspended.
00:05:12Just think of all the time I've been losing. Waiting until I can sing.
00:05:18Gonna be on my own, because your parents may not. Gonna party from now till the end of July.
00:05:25Things will be going my way. After today.
00:05:32I wish that this was the day. After today.
00:05:37Working.
00:05:44Are you alright? Yeah, I'm okay. I just, uh...
00:06:05I can't believe I did that.
00:06:08She finally says hi to me, and what do I do?
00:06:10I choke.
00:06:12Hey, yuck.
00:06:14The big spaz.
00:06:16Where have you been, buddy?
00:06:18Hi, Peej.
00:06:19Did you get the camera?
00:06:20Look, Max, if my dad catches me with this, he'll kill me.
00:06:23Are you sure we gotta do this?
00:06:25It's my only chance, Peej.
00:06:27To Roxanne, I'm just a nobody.
00:06:30But after today...
00:06:33Bobby!
00:06:37Wow, look, all this is for us?
00:06:41Mmm, slurpage.
00:06:43Oh, this is gonna be so great, man.
00:06:46Dude, need fundage, bro.
00:06:47Oh, your feet.
00:06:48Yeah, yeah, right here.
00:06:53Cheddar!
00:06:54Oh!
00:06:55Cheddar whizzy!
00:07:00Mmm, it's pretty scrumptious.
00:07:08Huh.
00:07:09Let's do it, ladies.
00:07:13As student body president, I just want to say, like, yay to all of us for a really neat year.
00:07:18Yo, Stacy!
00:07:19Talk to me, talk to me, talk to me, baby!
00:07:22And also that I hope you can all attend my totally amazing end-of-school party next Saturday
00:07:26to watch the Powerline concert live on pay-per-view.
00:07:31Thank you very much.
00:07:32And now, without further ado, Principal Mazur.
00:07:39Thank you, Stacy!
00:07:41And good morning, boys and girls.
00:07:43You know, every year on the last day of school,
00:07:46I have several youngsters approach me and say,
00:07:50Principal Mazur,
00:07:51what can we do to not waste our summer vacation?
00:07:55We don't want to waste our free time sleeping or visiting friends.
00:08:00Say, uh, Roxanne, about Stacy's part.
00:08:08How you, uh, how you doing down there, Bobby?
00:08:11Don't give me that attitude, you guys.
00:08:13I'm doing it all for you.
00:08:17This is nuts.
00:08:18I don't know why I'll let you guys talk me into this.
00:08:21If my dad finds out, he's gonna nuke my entire existence.
00:08:24Huh?
00:08:25Of the element.
00:08:26Or...
00:08:28I hope this works.
00:08:30How about science slumber parties?
00:08:35Huh?
00:08:41What?
00:08:43Hey!
00:08:45I'm not gonna get...
00:08:47Ah!
00:08:48Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:08:52Some people settle for the typical thing.
00:08:55Living all their lives, waiting in the wings.
00:08:58It ain't a question of it.
00:09:00It's just a matter of time.
00:09:02Before I move to the front of your life.
00:09:05Once you're watching every movement I make,
00:09:08you gotta believe that I gotta...
00:09:11Ah!
00:09:17Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:09:18ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:09:18ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:09:20ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:09:22ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:09:24ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:09:28ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:09:29ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:09:30ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:09:32ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:09:32ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:09:37ha
00:09:38There's nothing that I wouldn't do
00:09:40If it was getting you to notice
00:09:42All I need is have a chance
00:09:46A second thought, a second whistle
00:09:48I got whatever it takes
00:09:51It's a piece of cake
00:09:56Wow, look at that guy
00:09:59Tomorrow's the only place you'll see
00:10:02Gonna stand on the street
00:10:11Hey, it's the goof boy
00:10:14We're busted
00:10:23Come on, smile
00:10:26Smiley-wiley
00:10:29Oh, come on, Kimmy
00:10:32Give me a big
00:10:50Stop goofing around
00:10:51We got work to do
00:10:53Okay, Kimmy, back to mommy now
00:10:58You're such a cute little girl
00:11:02Oh, come back and see me
00:11:04Oh, you have such a way with children
00:11:08You have such a way with children
00:11:12Okay, now
00:11:13Who's next over here?
00:11:15Side goof, let a pro show you how it's done
00:11:17Okay, who's next over here?
00:11:21Oh, hello, precious
00:11:26You lucky woman
00:11:28Now, now, now, you come on here, honey
00:11:30It's picture time
00:11:31She is so cute
00:11:34Of course, Pete, you sure are good with kids
00:11:39Oh, yeah, well, they love me
00:11:42Why, PJ, he's been begging me to take him on vacation this summer
00:11:46Really?
00:11:47Where are you going?
00:11:48Camping!
00:11:49Nothing like the great outdoors to strengthen the bond between a father and a son
00:11:55Oh, Max would never go for anything like that
00:11:58I don't know, goof
00:11:59Gimme, gimme, gimme
00:12:00Something's wrong when a kid won't spend time with his parents
00:12:03Well, for all you know, he's running around with some gang
00:12:06And stealing stuff
00:12:07And causing riots
00:12:10No, Max is a good kid
00:12:12He'd never get mixed up in something like that
00:12:22I'm a failure
00:12:24Complete loser
00:12:25I have one chance to impress Roxanne and I blew it
00:12:30Max, look
00:12:32It's the Leaning Tower of Cheez-a
00:12:35Oh, man
00:12:40My dad is gonna smash me like a bug
00:12:43Hey, PJ, detention
00:12:47Robert Zemerewski
00:12:50Okay, I'm coming
00:12:52Max, here
00:12:53Guard this with your life, dude
00:13:03Hey, Maze
00:13:04Uh, what's up, bro?
00:13:07And then my parents' air conditioning went on the fridge
00:13:09So I figured with all those kids in my house
00:13:10The place would be like a sauna
00:13:11So I'm all freaked out
00:13:12But then I thought, like, use it
00:13:13So my theme's gonna be
00:13:14Power line goes rainforest
00:13:16Too much?
00:13:18Roxanne
00:13:19Are you listening?
00:13:22Uh-huh
00:13:25Stacy, no, I don't want to
00:13:26Talk to him
00:13:34Tap him
00:13:46Gosh, I'm sorry
00:13:47It's okay
00:13:48Really
00:13:52Um, I liked your dance
00:13:54Yeah
00:13:56Yeah?
00:13:57Yeah, it's from Power line's new video
00:13:59I know, he's totally genius
00:14:01Yeah, he's doing a concert next week in L.A.
00:14:03Oh, yeah
00:14:03Stacy's showing it at her party
00:14:05Yeah
00:14:06Yeah
00:14:09Um, uh, Roxanne
00:14:11I was, uh, sort of kind of thinking that maybe I'd, um, ask you to go with me
00:14:18That is, to the party
00:14:20Of course, if you don't want to, I'd completely understand
00:14:22Well, I was sort of kind of thinking that I'd love to
00:14:27Yeah?
00:14:28Yeah
00:14:29Good
00:14:30Great
00:14:30Terrific
00:14:31Wonderful
00:14:31All right
00:14:32Okay
00:14:33Come on, Roxanne
00:14:34We don't want to belabor the moment now, do we?
00:14:37Well, I'd better be going
00:14:38I'll, uh, call you later
00:14:40Okay
00:14:42Bye
00:14:42Oh
00:14:45Bye
00:14:47See?
00:14:48That wasn't so bad
00:14:49I told you men are easy to deal with
00:14:50Yes!
00:14:52She said yes!
00:14:53Wahoo!
00:14:56Everybody mumbo!
00:15:01It's not my brain yet!
00:15:03Come on!
00:15:04Oh!
00:15:06Yeah!
00:15:07Dance with the
00:15:08Move with the
00:15:11Miss Maybone!
00:15:13Yes, sir!
00:15:14Get that boy's father on the phone at once!
00:15:16Right away, sir!
00:15:17Woo!
00:15:19Hello
00:15:19Uh, yes, Mr. Goof
00:15:22This is Principal Mazur
00:15:23I'm calling in regard to your son, Maximilian
00:15:27Max?
00:15:27Oh my gosh
00:15:28Is he hurt?
00:15:29No, Mr. Goof
00:15:31He's in trouble
00:15:32Trouble?
00:15:33What kind of trouble?
00:15:34Dressed like a gang member
00:15:36Gang member?
00:15:36Your son caused the entire student body to break into a riotous frenzy
00:15:42Riot?
00:15:42Well, couldn't be mine
00:15:44If I were you, Mr. Goof
00:15:45I'd seriously re-evaluate the way you're raising your child
00:15:48Before he ends up in the electric chair!
00:15:52The electric chair?
00:15:57What am I gonna do?
00:16:01Blue light special on aisle three
00:16:03Blue light special on aisle three
00:16:23Lake Destiny
00:16:25Lake Destiny
00:16:27Okay, kiddo
00:16:28Now, smile
00:16:29Lake Destiny, Idaho!
00:16:31Lake Hootabro!
00:16:32You were right, Pete
00:16:33Nothing like the great outdoors to strengthen the bond between father and son
00:16:38You said so yourself
00:16:39Well, yeah, but
00:16:40I'm going fishing
00:16:41I'm going fishing with my boy
00:16:44Yeah
00:16:46Okay, precious
00:16:47Give me a big smile
00:16:51Fishy, fishy
00:16:57Cool concert, lad
00:16:59What?
00:17:00You well, bud
00:17:02Hey, Max
00:17:04Wicked dance
00:17:05Thanks
00:17:06Forget it, girl
00:17:07He's Roxanne's
00:17:08Way to go, man!
00:17:09I just heard about you and Roxanne
00:17:12Oh, Peach, don't get that out
00:17:14See?
00:17:15See?
00:17:15I told you our plan would work
00:17:17Max
00:17:18Max
00:17:19Peach, knock it off
00:17:20Max
00:17:20Max
00:17:21Max
00:17:21Max
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00:18:00Max
00:18:00Max
00:18:00Max
00:18:00Two feet, gonna stand up.
00:18:04So you notice me.
00:18:07Going somewhere, Pop?
00:18:08Sure are, pal-rooney.
00:18:11Cool.
00:18:11Have a good time, Dad.
00:18:12If you're gonna be gone more than a month, drop me a line.
00:18:14But Max, this isn't just my vacation.
00:18:17It's a vacation with me and my best buddy.
00:18:20Oh, Donald Duck?
00:18:21No, silly.
00:18:22With you.
00:18:28Are you okay, Maxie?
00:18:30What did you say?
00:18:32That's right.
00:18:33A vacation, son.
00:18:35We'll spend some real quality time together.
00:18:38I think I'm gonna be sick.
00:18:39Hey, got a present for you.
00:18:41No, Max, stop it.
00:18:42What are you doing?
00:18:46You look just like I did at your age.
00:18:49Please don't say that, Dad.
00:18:50Wait, I saved the best for last.
00:18:54It's been handed down from goof to goof to goof.
00:18:58A mile?
00:18:59It's your son.
00:19:01A stick?
00:19:02No, silly.
00:19:03A fishing pole.
00:19:05Fishing?
00:19:06We're going fishing?
00:19:07Yup, just like my dad and me did.
00:19:09Two best buddies fishing on Lake Destiny.
00:19:13Away from it all.
00:19:15I don't want to be away from it all, Dad.
00:19:17I like it all.
00:19:19Hey, look, Maxie.
00:19:20We're using the same map me and my dad used.
00:19:23We'll take the same route and make the same stops and see the same sights.
00:19:28But that trip would take weeks, Dad.
00:19:30Exactly.
00:19:31Getting there is half the fun.
00:19:33Put the map away, Dad.
00:19:34It's not gonna happen.
00:19:35I'm telling you.
00:19:36It's not gonna wrinkle my past.
00:19:38And our future.
00:19:40What the map says, Max, we will follow.
00:19:44That's very mystical and everything, Dad.
00:19:46But seriously, there's this party I have to go to.
00:19:49Oh, there'll be plenty of time for parties when you're older, Maxie.
00:19:52Why, when I was your age, I'd never even been invited to a party.
00:19:56Look at me now.
00:19:57Great, Dad.
00:19:59Up in, Maxie.
00:20:04All right, then.
00:20:06Guess I'll just have to go all alone.
00:20:09That's all.
00:20:11Just sit in the boat all alone.
00:20:15And talk to myself all alone.
00:20:19I guess so.
00:20:20Oh, come on.
00:20:21Off you.
00:20:22No, Dad.
00:20:22Just hop right in there.
00:20:24No.
00:20:25Come on, Maxie.
00:20:26Go for it.
00:20:27Oh, get stuck.
00:20:30And we're ready for takeoff.
00:20:35Set for adventure, Maxie?
00:20:37Why are you doing this to me, Dad?
00:20:39Because I don't want you to end up in the electric chair.
00:20:43The electric chair?
00:20:44I'm not giving up on you, son.
00:20:47Together, we're gonna work this out.
00:20:49Work this out?
00:20:50But, Dad...
00:20:51No buts about it, Maxie boy.
00:20:52Your old pop knows best.
00:20:54But...
00:20:59Goodbye, hells.
00:21:00Goodbye, my old aunt.
00:21:03Goodbye, pile of broken wood.
00:21:08Goodbye, hopes.
00:21:09Goodbye, dreams.
00:21:11Goodbye, Roxanne.
00:21:13Roxanne?
00:21:13Dad, I gotta stop somewhere first.
00:21:15I have to talk to someone.
00:21:16Well...
00:21:25Make it quick, Maxie boy.
00:21:27We gotta put some road behind us.
00:21:31You're getting canceled your first date in less than an hour.
00:21:35Must be some kind of lame old record.
00:21:42Hi.
00:21:43Is Roxanne home?
00:21:45Oh, my name is Max.
00:21:49Does Roxanne live here?
00:21:51Does she even live on this block?
00:21:53Oh, wait!
00:21:54It's okay, Daddy.
00:21:55Max is a friend from school.
00:21:59Go on.
00:22:00Go on.
00:22:01Good Daddy.
00:22:02Hey, Max.
00:22:04I haven't.
00:22:05You wanna...
00:22:06Have a seat?
00:22:09Hey...
00:22:09Oh.
00:22:13Daddy!
00:22:15I promise he'll be better behaved when you pick me up for the party.
00:22:18Yeah, that's, uh, sort of why I came by.
00:22:21I'm really looking forward to it, Max.
00:22:23Yeah.
00:22:24I was, too.
00:22:26Was?
00:22:27You see, my dad's on this stupid father-son kick and...
00:22:30Well, don't worry about it, Max.
00:22:31It's just a dumb party.
00:22:32No, it's not.
00:22:33It, Roxanne, I really wanted to go with you.
00:22:35No, I, Max, I understand.
00:22:37But my dad surprised me.
00:22:38I don't even want to go, but I have no choice.
00:22:40I'm sure I can find someone else.
00:22:42Someone else?
00:22:43I'll just talk to you later.
00:22:45Um, uh, Roxanne, uh, my dad is, uh...
00:22:49My dad's taking me to the Powerline concert in L.A.
00:22:52Your dad's taking you clear across the country just to see a concert?
00:22:56Uh, well, you see, uh, my dad, um, knew...
00:23:01Oh, Snow's Powerline.
00:23:02They used to play together.
00:23:03In a band.
00:23:04Yeah.
00:23:05Come on, son.
00:23:07Let's get this show on the road.
00:23:09Uh, just a minute.
00:23:11You party animal you.
00:23:16You're really serious.
00:23:19Absolutely.
00:23:20So, uh, you aren't still thinking of going with someone else, are you?
00:23:25Well, I guess...
00:23:26Because I was hoping I could, uh, wave to you on stage when we join Powerline for the final number.
00:23:33This is incredible.
00:23:35Well, I wouldn't miss our date for anything that wasn't incredible, Roxanne.
00:23:39Mwah.
00:23:43Have a great time at the concert, Max.
00:23:45Uh, man.
00:23:46I'll see you on TV.
00:23:48I'm in deep sludge.
00:24:00Well, here we are, out on the open road, retracing the steps of my boyhood.
00:24:06And here's Maxie.
00:24:09Say hi, Max.
00:24:11Well, how about a wave?
00:24:13Not now, Dad.
00:24:15What a getter.
00:24:21Hmm.
00:24:25What in games I used to play with my dad?
00:24:28Road bingo.
00:24:30Twenty qu...
00:24:30Hey, Maxie.
00:24:32Uh, let's play a game.
00:24:33You think of a name, and I'll try and guess who it is.
00:24:36Uh, man or woman?
00:24:37Oh, man.
00:24:38Man.
00:24:40That's a toughie.
00:24:42Oh, let's see.
00:24:44Walt Disney.
00:24:45Right.
00:24:46I'm good at this.
00:24:48Now, uh, I'll think of one.
00:24:49Hmm.
00:24:53Oh, you want to sing a song, huh?
00:24:56Me and my dad used to sing this one all the time.
00:25:01High hopes.
00:25:03He's got high hopes.
00:25:06He's got high apple pie in the sky.
00:25:12High hopes.
00:25:15Oops, there goes another rubber tree.
00:25:21Oops, there goes another rubber tree.
00:25:25Oops, there goes another rubber tree.
00:25:27Oops, there goes another rubber tree.
00:25:29Oh, great, Dad.
00:25:35Now we don't have any music.
00:25:37Oh, Maxie, it's not so bad.
00:25:39We'll just have to entertain ourselves.
00:25:41Oh, my God.
00:26:14Do you need a break from modern living?
00:26:18Do you long to shed your weary load?
00:26:22If your nerves are raw and your brain is fried,
00:26:25just grab a friend and take a ride together on the open road.
00:26:30Come on, Maxie!
00:26:33All in all, I'd rather have detention.
00:26:37All in all, I'd rather eat a toad.
00:26:41An old man drives like such a crutch
00:26:44that I'm about to hurl my guts directly
00:26:47upon the open road.
00:26:50There's nothing can upset me
00:26:52because now we're on our way.
00:26:54Our trusty map will guide us straight and through.
00:26:59Roxanne, please don't forget me.
00:27:01I will return someday.
00:27:03Though I may be in traction when I do.
00:27:07Be a Max, relaxin' like the Earth.
00:27:10Burstin' dragon breathin' at me.
00:27:12Is a buddy buddy kind of mad?
00:27:15I think I may explode.
00:27:16Gonna see that by way, I could cry.
00:27:18You know, that's funny, so could I just be a man out on the open road?
00:27:30Howdy boys, is this the way to Nashville?
00:27:34Watch it, Mac!
00:27:35Oh, you'll be gettin' told!
00:28:07I'm in no hurry to arrive
00:28:07Maxie, my pips, we pioneer.
00:28:10They're part of news, forever whispered home.
00:28:13Yee-haw!
00:28:14Could someone call a taxi and get me outta here
00:28:18to Beverly Hills, 90210?
00:28:22Oh, every day, another new adventure.
00:28:27Every mile, another new zip code.
00:28:31And the cares we have, I'm underfoot cookin'.
00:28:34And I'd go with them if I could.
00:28:36I've got no strings on me.
00:28:38I'm feelin' fancy free.
00:28:40How wonderful to be.
00:28:43Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:28:53oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:28:57oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:28:57oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:28:57oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:29:03oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
00:29:14Dad, you're going to get us killed.
00:29:17Why don't you just give me the map?
00:29:19Oh, no thanks, son.
00:29:20Navigating's a big responsibility.
00:29:23Slides, you wouldn't want to spoil the big surprise.
00:29:26I'm taking you to someplace pretty special.
00:29:36Gorge, that's even better than I remembered.
00:29:38No, Mommy, I don't want to go.
00:29:43Yeah, fun.
00:29:44Tell you what, I'm just going to wait right here in the car.
00:29:47You party pooper.
00:29:48Come on, this is going to be fun.
00:29:51Oh, howdy there, folks.
00:29:54Lester's is proud to present the awesome posse jamboree.
00:30:01Here it is.
00:30:05Kiss the drawing.
00:30:11Howdy, folks.
00:30:13Who's your favorite possum?
00:30:16Lester!
00:30:19Got us a seat right up front.
00:30:22Let me introduce you to the posse.
00:30:24Here's Buford, Beulah, and Mordecai.
00:30:28Hey, Lester.
00:30:30Ready for yodeling?
00:30:33Sure am, Buford.
00:30:35Now gather round, my possum pals.
00:30:36Join the jamboree.
00:30:38Come hootin' howlin' holler from the heart.
00:30:41This is pathetic.
00:30:42Help by yopin' out a yodel.
00:30:44Here it let's first possum part.
00:30:47Join in, Bob, fit yodlin' time.
00:30:50Yo, wait.
00:30:52Yo, li-oh, li-oh, li-oh, li-oh, li-oh, li-oh, li-oh, li-oh, li-oh, li
00:30:55-oh, li-oh.
00:30:56Leicester's Pie too hard.
00:30:59Yay!
00:31:01Yeah!
00:31:03Yay!
00:31:05Yo, la-a-a-a-a-oo.
00:31:08Yeah, Lester.
00:31:08Don't you want to be the hangin' from a tree?
00:31:10We're mighty glad to see you, and the parking's always free
00:31:15Here at Leicester's Pop, Pop, Pop, Possum, Possum
00:31:24Hey, that's the ticket!
00:31:30I'll be right back with a little possum pal.
00:31:33My life's a living.
00:31:35Hello, little buddy!
00:31:39Who's your favorite possum?
00:31:42Don't touch me.
00:31:44Aww, why such a long face?
00:31:47You're so sad!
00:31:49I know! You need a big hug from Leicester!
00:31:53Don't even think about it!
00:31:55See? Now you feel all good inside!
00:31:59Beat it, Doofus!
00:32:05No, no, no, Dad, not that! Please!
00:32:07There you go, sport!
00:32:09What say we get our picture taken?
00:32:14You've got to be kidding.
00:32:16All right, but you're missing out!
00:32:26Hey, everyone! Check out the door!
00:32:28Hey, Peppa Quest!
00:32:30Sassy press!
00:32:36Get it! Get it! Get it!
00:32:39Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it!
00:32:41Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it!
00:32:42Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it!
00:32:43Whoa, no!
00:32:47Aku-oh-oh!
00:32:48Hang so please...
00:32:49uh...
00:32:50That guy is coughing!
00:32:53I'm going to make you think I'm going to thank you.
00:32:57Oh!
00:33:00It's door here, it's door Jr!
00:33:02Ha ha ha ha!
00:33:25Max!
00:33:27Hey, what the heck you trying to do?
00:33:30Trying to get away from you.
00:33:32Me?
00:33:33What'd I do?
00:33:35Forget it.
00:33:36I thought we was having fun.
00:33:38What's the matter?
00:33:39Nothing, let's just go.
00:33:41Come on!
00:33:54You dropped your hat.
00:33:56This is the stupidest vacation!
00:33:59You dragged me from home, you jammed me in this dumb car,
00:34:01and drive a million miles away to see some stupid rat show!
00:34:05Call me when the trip's over.
00:34:53Hey, Max.
00:34:54You wanna get in some fishing practice?
00:34:57Just a couple of days till we get to Lake Destiny.
00:35:00Maybe later.
00:35:36Oh!
00:35:38Now that's camping.
00:35:40Oh, you say something, Max.
00:35:42Ow!
00:35:48Mate?
00:35:49Goofy?
00:35:51What a serendipity-doo-dah!
00:35:54Who'da thunk it, huh?
00:35:56Is PJ here?
00:35:58Oh, yeah.
00:35:59Hmph.
00:36:00I'm sure he's loafing around here somewhere.
00:36:02It ain't a question of how, or just a matter of week.
00:36:06You get the message that I'm trying to see.
00:36:09I'm under a spell, I'm in over my head.
00:36:12And you know I'm doing all I'm doing to the end.
00:36:15Oh!
00:36:15What a goob!
00:36:16To stand out!
00:36:18Woo-hoo!
00:36:19Above the ground!
00:36:20Even if you've got to shout out loud!
00:36:23No matter what the look, it's Max, I get-
00:36:25Max!
00:36:26Hey!
00:36:27Whoa!
00:36:27Small wilderness, dude!
00:36:29Didn't expect to run into you.
00:36:31Apparently not.
00:36:32You're just jealous, man.
00:36:33Cause you ain't got the moves!
00:36:35Yeah, you can keep the moves.
00:36:37But I wouldn't mind having this RV.
00:36:40Oh!
00:36:41You're so lucky, man!
00:36:42Me?
00:36:43Oh, come on!
00:36:44You're the star!
00:36:45W-w-w-what are you-
00:36:46Going to the Powerline concert?
00:36:48Oh!
00:36:48It's unbelievable, man!
00:36:50Who told you about that?
00:36:51Hey, come on!
00:36:52Everybody in town knows about it, Max!
00:36:54You are gonna be famous, buddy!
00:36:57Especially with Roxanne!
00:37:00There's, uh, only one person who doesn't know about it yet, Peach.
00:37:04Who?
00:37:05My dad.
00:37:06So tell me, Goof.
00:37:08Is that kid of yours still giving you guff?
00:37:10I don't know what's wrong.
00:37:12Just seems like everything I try only drives Max further away.
00:37:17Maybe you oughta just back off.
00:37:19I don't know.
00:37:19Wrong, Goof.
00:37:21Look, if you keep them under your thumb, they'll never end up in the gutter!
00:37:32Too bad, Pete.
00:37:33Almost.
00:37:35Almost?
00:37:36Huh.
00:37:36Watch this.
00:37:38PJ!
00:37:40Here, sir!
00:37:41Coming, sir!
00:37:41Yes, sir!
00:37:47Woo-hoo!
00:37:48Strike, Ola!
00:37:49Yeah!
00:37:49Thank you!
00:37:50Thank you!
00:37:51Yes!
00:37:51And the crowd goes wild!
00:37:54High five, son!
00:37:55Psych!
00:37:58Say, Goof, why don't you two stay for dinner?
00:38:01Cool!
00:38:02Oh, no thanks, Pete.
00:38:03Uh, Max and I have some fish to catch.
00:38:05Oh, Dad, we can do that tomorrow.
00:38:07So, uh, what are we having?
00:38:09But, Max, I thought...
00:38:10I wonder you're some goof.
00:38:15Maximilian!
00:38:15What?
00:38:16Get your gear, little man!
00:38:18We're going fishing!
00:38:21And I mean now!
00:38:22No!
00:38:23Time!
00:38:32Dad, I don't even know how to fish!
00:38:34Oh, now, come on!
00:38:34That never stopped me!
00:38:35Let me show you a little family secret handed down through about twelve or thirteen goof generations.
00:38:41The perfect cast.
00:38:44The perfect what?
00:38:45The perfect cast.
00:38:47My dad taught it to me when I was about your age.
00:38:50Okay, now.
00:38:51Watch carefully.
00:38:52You gotta be loose.
00:38:56Relaxed.
00:38:56With your feet apart.
00:38:59Ten o'clock.
00:39:00Two o'clock.
00:39:02Quarter to three.
00:39:02Tour de la.
00:39:04Twist.
00:39:05Over.
00:39:05Pot-a-doo.
00:39:06I'm a little T-pop.
00:39:08Damn, I'll wind up!
00:39:11Huh?
00:39:12It'll let her fly!
00:39:15The perfect cast.
00:39:23Huh?
00:39:30And now, we reel her in.
00:39:32We reel her in!èšì
00:39:36-a-er. Check it
00:39:38out! Whoa!
00:39:46Whoa!
00:39:48Quick, get the camera!
00:39:54Must be over three pounds.
00:39:57Hey, I don't wanna miss this.
00:40:01Look, Max.
00:40:03Uh, da-da-dad?
00:40:05It's Fat Foot!
00:40:07Could you back up a bit, Mr. Foot?
00:40:09You're out of focus.
00:40:14What's the idea?
00:40:15Ah!
00:40:17Bigfoot!
00:40:23Behold the legendary Bigfoot,
00:40:25able to sail the foot!
00:40:27Oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:40:29Perfect slot!
00:40:31Quick, the sun runs!
00:40:32Uh, hurry up!
00:40:37Hurry up!
00:40:46I can't believe it!
00:40:49Bigfoot!
00:40:50And I got the only video!
00:40:52We're gonna be famous!
00:41:00Let's just get out of here!
00:41:02Come over!
00:41:08Ha!
00:41:09Uh!
00:41:15Yeah!
00:41:18Ha!
00:41:20Ha!
00:41:20Ha!
00:41:21Ha!
00:41:24Is he gone yet?
00:41:36Nope. Still here.
00:41:45Gee, Max. Is that big foot in your stomach?
00:41:48Man, I'm starving.
00:41:53Elphabit soup coming up.
00:41:58Er, er, that...
00:42:03Dad!
00:42:05Give us some playing around! He's coming!
00:42:07Hey!
00:42:30Well, it's nice to know this thing's good for something.
00:42:37Fire! Fire! Fire!
00:42:40Fire! Fire!
00:42:42Fire! Fire!
00:42:52What's so funny?
00:42:54High Dad Soup.
00:42:56Huh?
00:42:57Don't tell me you don't remember High Dad Soup!
00:43:01Oh, come on!
00:43:02Sure you do!
00:43:03you used to spell things out using the letters like hi dad or maxi or ambidextrous
00:43:09yeah that's more little words like go hasta la vista like bye-bye or I pledge
00:43:17allegiance or I love you is it soup yet
00:43:29well would you learn to do that your granddad taught me that we went to Yosemite you two did a
00:43:36lot
00:43:36together huh yep my dad you I have her how's the soup not bad
00:43:48I'm not what we'll get some shut-eye I don't think we're going anywhere tonight
00:44:25my maxi
00:44:29and
00:44:40I'm
00:44:42I'm
00:44:42I'm
00:44:42I'm
00:44:44I'm
00:44:45I'm
00:44:48I'm
00:44:49I'm
00:45:01I'm
00:45:03I'm
00:45:04I'm
00:45:06I'm
00:45:08I'm
00:45:09I'm
00:45:10I'm
00:45:10I'm
00:45:10I'm
00:45:10I'm
00:45:11I'm
00:45:11I'm
00:45:11I'm
00:45:12I'm
00:45:12I'm
00:45:14I'm
00:45:15I can hardly wait for the big concert.
00:45:20More high dad soup, please.
00:45:29Dear Roxanne, I'm sorry I lied,
00:45:32but I'm not really going to the Powerline concert.
00:45:35You may never want to see me again.
00:45:39Oh, man. I'm dead no matter what I do.
00:45:52Oh no.
00:45:57Oh, my God.
00:46:00Oh, my God.
00:46:07Oh.
00:46:31Oh, my God.
00:46:38How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?
00:46:43Uh, three and a half.
00:47:17Pick up!
00:47:18All your horses!
00:47:24Short stack?
00:47:26Right here.
00:47:26Here you go, hon.
00:47:27Eggs?
00:47:29Eggs?
00:47:30Eggs!
00:47:31Uh-oh.
00:47:31Yeah, right here.
00:47:32Sorry.
00:47:33Here you go, kitty.
00:47:51Max?
00:47:52I think we need to talk about this.
00:47:55Huh?
00:47:55Seemed it to me you need to start taking some responsibility around here.
00:47:59Excuse me, uh, can I have your attention, please?
00:48:03Ahem.
00:48:04I, Goofy, hereby dubbed my son Maximilian, official navigator and head witch-weyer of this here road trip.
00:48:13Isn't that nice?
00:48:16Seriously?
00:48:18I'm not even looking at the map anymore.
00:48:21As a matter of fact, you can pick all the stops from here to Lake Destiny.
00:48:25Trust you wholeheartedly, son.
00:48:27To the open road.
00:48:31To the open road.
00:48:32To the open road.
00:49:02Uh-oh.
00:49:15Oh, boy!
00:49:36No!
00:49:38Whoa!
00:49:47Whoa!
00:49:48Ah-hah!
00:49:51Whoa!
00:49:54Whoa!
00:50:02Oh, my God.
00:50:16Gorge.
00:50:18Whoa-ho-ho.
00:50:20Check out the bed.
00:50:23Check out the dresser.
00:50:25Coral.
00:50:27Nice lamp.
00:50:29Classy choice there, Navigator.
00:50:31This is the police!
00:50:33We've got the place surrounded, see?
00:50:35You goofs come out with your hands up!
00:50:41You should have seen the look on your face.
00:50:45You really had him fooled, Pete.
00:50:47Me? You jumped out of your skin.
00:50:49Oh, I was just pretending for your sake.
00:50:51Oh, right, sure. Did, too.
00:50:53Did not.
00:50:54Oh, ain't this sweet?
00:50:57Don't let him fool you with that buddy-buddy act.
00:51:00Now, under your thumb.
00:51:02No.
00:51:03So, since we're all being palsy-walsy here,
00:51:06how about letting me hook up the RV?
00:51:08Well...
00:51:09Oh, it's just a little tiny extension cord.
00:51:11You hardly even notice it.
00:51:12Okay.
00:51:13Great!
00:51:14PJ!
00:51:19Hey, Goof, what a short recipe pizza.
00:51:21This might take a while.
00:51:27Here you go, kids.
00:51:29I wanna go check out the hot tub.
00:51:31Okay, sir.
00:51:32All right.
00:51:32I can't believe you, man.
00:51:34Whatever made you think your dad would fall for a stupid idea like that?
00:51:37It wasn't stupid.
00:51:39Come on, it was really stupid.
00:51:41Changing the map.
00:51:42I didn't know what I was doing, all right?
00:51:44I was panicked.
00:51:45I can't...
00:51:47I can't...
00:51:49Oh...
00:51:50Oh, oh, oh...
00:51:53Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...
00:51:54Oh, oh...
00:52:08Oh!
00:52:10People are always putting too much water in these things.
00:52:13So, um, you and your son seem to be getting along just hunky-dory, huh?
00:52:18Yeah, it's been great.
00:52:20You know, it's funny, but none of your techniques work for me.
00:52:23The harder I tried, the worse I got.
00:52:25Once I eased up, things just clicked.
00:52:28Oh, that's swell.
00:52:29So, uh, no problems then, huh?
00:52:33Not a one.
00:52:37That's...
00:52:38I just hate to be the bearer of bad news, but, uh...
00:52:42What is it, Pete?
00:52:44Your kid's duping you.
00:52:46What do you mean?
00:52:48Well, I heard the little mutant telling PJ that he changed the map, so...
00:52:51You're heading straight to L.A., pal.
00:52:54What?
00:52:55Oh, you tried, goof.
00:52:57He's just a bad kid, that's all.
00:53:00I don't believe you.
00:53:02What?
00:53:03I don't believe you, Pete.
00:53:05Oh, hey, don't take my word for it.
00:53:07Check your map?
00:53:08I don't need to check the map.
00:53:09I trust my son.
00:53:12You know, maybe Max isn't all the things that you think a son should be, but...
00:53:17He loves me.
00:53:19Hey, my son respects me.
00:53:22Yeah.
00:53:25Check the map, goof.
00:53:36Oh, my God.
00:54:01Hey, Dad.
00:54:04Sorry about the mess.
00:54:06I'll clean it up.
00:54:18I think I better go.
00:54:19See you, Peach.
00:54:21Don't forget.
00:54:22Power line.
00:54:23Shh!
00:54:27Yeah.
00:54:46Thanks.
00:54:55See you, Peach.
00:54:59Well, here you go, Navigator. Just follow my route on the map, son.
00:55:12Okay. Here comes our junction.
00:55:17Okay, Max, now this is it. Left or right?
00:55:24Come on, Max!
00:55:41How about a song, Dad?
00:55:45A game? A game, yeah. Yeah, a game, okay. A man or a woman?
00:55:51A man? A man. Okay, Walt Disney.
00:56:19Dad, listen, about my directions. Will you listen to me? I gotta tell you something, Dad.
00:56:24Why bother? I'm probably too stupid to understand anyway, right?
00:56:30Forget it.
00:56:47Hey, hey, hey, the car! What? Now you wanna drive, too?
00:56:50No, Dad. The car! Look! The car!
00:56:58What you do now, Max?
00:57:00I didn't do anything, Dad. I only touched it.
00:57:11You locked it. I locked it. It's your door. You locked it.
00:57:15Well, you distracted me. Whoa!
00:57:18You should've put the brake on.
00:57:20Why don't you just put it on yourself.
00:57:22I see it. You ruin everything.
00:57:28I only ate you on my vacation.
00:57:31I ruined it.
00:57:34I never wanted to go on this stupid vacation!
00:57:51Now look where you got us, Dad! Where I got us!
00:57:54You should've let me stay at home!
00:57:56Why? So you ended up in prison?
00:57:59Prison?
00:58:00What are you talking about?
00:58:02Your principal called me!
00:58:04It's not what you think!
00:58:05You even lied to me!
00:58:07I had to! You were ruining my life!
00:58:09I was only trying to take my boy fishing, okay?
00:58:12I'm not your little boy anymore, Dad!
00:58:15I've grown up!
00:58:17I've got my own life now!
00:58:19I know that!
00:58:20I just wanted to be part of it!
00:58:25You're my son, Max.
00:58:27No matter how big you get,
00:58:29you'll always be my son.
00:58:52A hundred times old.
00:59:10I'm like animals!
00:59:12So you're the only one who's gonna get up!
00:59:13What art is what art used to be in the world?
00:59:16Don't you lie!
00:59:19You're the only one who knows the story?
00:59:20you drive me shall we say bananas and your mind is missing no offense a screw untaken still
00:59:28whatever mess i land in who is always understanding nobody else but you oh your moodiness is now and
00:59:40then bewildering and your values may be so to speak askew who deserves a hero's trophy
00:59:50as we face each catastrophe nobody else but you nobody else but you it's just our luck we're stuck
01:00:04together nobody else but you it's crazy enough to believe we'll come through
01:00:17so your jokes are all let's face it prehistoric and your music sounds like monkeys in a zoo
01:00:26but when life becomes distressing who will i be so lesson if you're having trouble guessing here's a clue
01:00:35though he seems intoxicated he's just highly animated and he's nobody else but nobody else but you
01:00:48we've turned into a true blue duo heart times we've had a few like we're thrown in the drink like
01:01:00we're tossed out of town but when i start to sink hey i'd rather go down with nobody else but
01:01:10why
01:01:10i want you oh dad
01:01:20anyway i figure she's never going to want to talk to me again much less go out
01:01:26dumb lie huh what do you know my maxi love gosh you're really growing up happened so fast i guess
01:01:36i
01:01:36sort of missed it well i think the only thing for us to do now is to get you up
01:01:43on stage with this
01:01:44power line fella uh how are we gonna do that now you just leave that up to me no dad
01:01:51really i i think
01:01:52we should just you know forget it now how come you always think i'm gonna lead you into some sort
01:01:56of
01:01:56calamity uh dad what's wrong now look a waterfall waterfall
01:02:10oh
01:02:11oh
01:02:11Oh, no, no, no.
01:02:17Dad!
01:02:19Oh, Alex!
01:02:35Grab a hold, Max!
01:02:43No!
01:02:45No!
01:02:49No!
01:02:52No!
01:02:56No!
01:03:04Dead!
01:03:15Uh!
01:03:20I'm not gonna do a one-
01:03:21I won't get rid of them!
01:03:21I won't get out of truth!
01:03:22I won't get you!
01:03:23I won't get you!
01:03:23I will get out of time!
01:03:26I won't get you!
01:03:28I won't get you!
01:03:31I won't get you!
01:03:32Gah!
01:03:33Gah!
01:03:34Gah!
01:03:34Gah!
01:03:35Gah!
01:03:36Gah!
01:03:41He can't leave me!
01:03:52Perfect canst.
01:04:11Boy, this has been one crazy vacation.
01:04:14Man, it's not over yet.
01:04:35Oh, we made it.
01:04:38Come on, Max, let's get you on stage.
01:04:40Uh, maybe this isn't such a good idea.
01:04:42Yeah, yeah!
01:04:45Oh, that again.
01:04:47Dad?
01:04:48Dad?
01:05:13What are you doing here?
01:05:17Hey!
01:05:18What?
01:05:20What?
01:05:22What?
01:05:22What?
01:05:23We listen to each other's art.
01:05:27We find we'll never take part apart.
01:05:30And maybe love is the reason why.
01:05:34The first time ever seeing it out of mind.
01:05:38That Goofy ain't there.
01:05:40Don't worry.
01:05:42He'll be there.
01:05:43Seeing it out of mind.
01:05:46Seeing it out of mind.
01:05:49Seeing it out of mind.
01:05:51Seeing it out of mind.
01:05:52I think we'll see it in the eye.
01:05:54Moss?
01:05:55Hey!
01:05:56Hey!
01:06:02Hey Dad!
01:06:03Dad!
01:06:04Do the perfect cast!
01:06:12If you ever lose the answer,
01:06:15You will let go!
01:06:17Whoa!
01:06:19Whoa!
01:06:20Whoa!
01:06:33Yeah, Max is on the tip, oh, that's Max, I know him.
01:06:41You did it!
01:06:56Yeah!
01:07:00Yeah!
01:07:01Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:07:02For the first time ever.
01:07:05Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:07:06Come on, baby.
01:07:07I do it.
01:07:09I do it.
01:07:09I do it.
01:07:11I do it.
01:07:12I do it.
01:07:14I do it.
01:07:17I do it.
01:07:18I do it.
01:07:30You're doing the right thing, son.
01:07:32Yeah, I know.
01:07:33But you'll probably never talk to me again.
01:07:36Well, if she doesn't, maybe she's just not the one for you.
01:07:42That's what I'm afraid of.
01:08:04Uh, hi.
01:08:06Remember me?
01:08:09Daddy?
01:08:11Max?
01:08:11I saw you on TV.
01:08:13You were great.
01:08:14Yeah.
01:08:15I mean, no, no.
01:08:17I mean, uh, Roxanne, I lied to you.
01:08:21I don't even know Powerline.
01:08:22What are you talking about?
01:08:24A billion people saw you dance with him.
01:08:26Yeah, well, I never met him before.
01:08:30The concert, that is.
01:08:32You mean that story about Powerline and your dad?
01:08:37Why would you make up something like that?
01:08:39I don't know.
01:08:40I guess I just wanted you to like me.
01:08:44I already liked you, Max.
01:08:48From the very first time I heard you laugh.
01:08:51Ah, yuck.
01:08:54So, you want to do something tonight?
01:08:56Definitely.
01:08:57Oh, oh, no, I can't.
01:08:58I can't.
01:08:59What?
01:09:00Well, I'm kind of doing something with my dad.
01:09:03Honest.
01:09:04How about tomorrow?
01:09:06Deal.
01:09:06How about tomorrow?
01:09:14Damn.
01:09:40Roxanne, I'd like you to meet my dad.
01:09:42Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:10:41Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:10:56Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:10:58Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:11:02Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:11:34Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:12:02Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:12:16Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:12:19Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:12:49Enchanté.
01:13:06Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:13:35Enchanté.
01:14:03Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:14:18Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:14:27Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:14:30Enchanté, mademoiselle.
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