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Crush Alert
Love Request From My Enemy Hot 2026🌻
Love Request From My Enemy Hot 2026🌻
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00:00:02New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:09New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:19You're staring.
00:00:20You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:32You know who I really am.
00:00:34I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:36Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275.
00:00:40Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:44You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:47Or at least a photo.
00:00:50Maybe someday.
00:00:56Crap, I'm late.
00:00:57Good luck, Skylifter Queen.
00:01:02Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:11I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:14but on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:16I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it!
00:01:20This isn't public school.
00:01:24Forget your training wheels.
00:01:27At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:40No, stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:44No!
00:01:47God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:49It's ruined!
00:01:56He's so hot.
00:01:57Hey!
00:01:58I told you to stop the car!
00:02:04Oh my God, he's cool!
00:02:06He's so hot!
00:02:10Hey!
00:02:12What is wrong with you?
00:02:14Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:17Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:19What are you with me, son?
00:02:21What are you talking about?
00:02:22Why?
00:02:24I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:26No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:30You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:33Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts, buttercup.
00:02:35Okay?
00:02:37You should know that.
00:02:38I don't know who you are but you were a...
00:02:42You were a...
00:02:43Eh...
00:02:43Eh...
00:02:44Eh...
00:02:45Asshole!
00:02:51Alright.
00:02:52I broke something of yours.
00:02:54Sure, but...
00:02:55Hey, you got my attention.
00:03:00So, in that case, we're even
00:03:07Don't do it, Hayley
00:03:10Have a good day
00:03:13Don't do it
00:03:23Now we're even
00:03:24My laptop better not be broken
00:03:27I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen
00:03:34You just made the wrong enemy
00:03:37You just made the wrong enemy
00:03:40I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare
00:03:49I'm gonna make your life a living hell
00:03:51What's going on?
00:03:52Close fighting the new girl
00:03:53Now close leaving the new girl
00:03:55Yeah, idiot
00:03:56I can see that
00:03:59Just met an unhinged person
00:04:01Good thing the universe balances it with you
00:04:04Same
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole
00:04:07Can't wait to see you in the game tonight
00:04:12Cole, do you need help?
00:04:13I can help you
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him
00:04:18This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael
00:04:21But he's not your Cole
00:04:22Shut up, Lindsay
00:04:24He's not yet
00:04:29Hi
00:04:30I'm Jen
00:04:30And this is Lindsay
00:04:33Hi
00:04:34I'm Hayley
00:04:35So nice to meet you
00:04:36You have first day jitters?
00:04:37It's totally understandable
00:04:39We want to make sure you feel really welcome
00:04:41And so we'll take you to your locker
00:04:42Come in
00:04:43Okay, let's go
00:04:49There you go
00:04:50Thanks so much
00:05:12Aw, you're welcome new girl
00:05:14Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face
00:05:23Guacamole wizard
00:05:24Wow
00:05:24What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:28Get it back
00:05:29Hold on
00:05:32Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy
00:05:34You should come to Locker 83 right now
00:05:36Send
00:05:37Here
00:05:37Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face
00:05:42So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:45I'm your friend first, Max
00:05:47At least check on me
00:05:48Oh, is it the online lover?
00:05:50Ah, chill, please
00:05:55No way
00:05:55What is it?
00:05:57Oh, Belle Queen goes to the school
00:06:05Please ignore that
00:06:05Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank
00:06:08Send
00:06:13What is wrong with you?
00:06:14You mess with Cole Edmonds
00:06:15And you're gonna mess with me
00:06:17Edmonds?
00:06:18What?
00:06:19You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:22Wow, you really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:27Stop recording me
00:06:29Jen is a new girl
00:06:31Wait
00:06:32Is the new girl
00:06:34Valley Queen?
00:06:36There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen
00:06:38Could it be
00:06:39Jen?
00:06:46You're enemy is our enemy Cole
00:06:48And I just made sure that the new girl knows that
00:06:51No chance it's Jen
00:06:52So is it
00:06:55She does look kind of cute
00:07:03Please ignore that
00:07:04Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank
00:07:07What was I thinking?
00:07:09Of course she's not my online lover
00:07:15Hey there, buttercup
00:07:16Keep walking, Hailey
00:07:17Just keep walking
00:07:19You got a problem with shaving this morning?
00:07:23My name's Hailey
00:07:24Wow, Hailey
00:07:25I think you, uh
00:07:27You missed the spell on your upper lip right there
00:07:32What a coincidence
00:07:33So did you
00:07:34Oh, no
00:07:38Oh, I'm sorry
00:07:39I forgot you don't even need shaving cream
00:07:42You're just a man-child
00:07:43Bollicle issues
00:07:47Whoever ends up with her
00:07:48I must have feeling eyes
00:07:49I was so relieved to see you
00:08:04Something happened today
00:08:05I lost the game
00:08:06I thought I'd never see you again
00:08:09I think it's time we call this what it is
00:08:12And what is this?
00:08:13What I think it is
00:08:15Is I want to be with you
00:08:17And you want to be with me
00:08:20As more than just friends
00:08:22Oh, thank God
00:08:24I honestly want that more than anything
00:08:26You're my soulmate
00:08:27Like, I like you so much
00:08:28Okay, well
00:08:29Since we're dating now
00:08:31Um
00:08:32I'm ready to send my photo
00:08:34Wait, really?
00:08:36Yeah
00:08:37Get ready
00:08:43Okay
00:08:44No face
00:08:46Just the boobs
00:08:47Is it a bad idea?
00:08:49But all my online friends said it's cool
00:08:52PG-13 nudes are harmless
00:08:53All the kids do this
00:08:55He'll love it
00:09:00Ugh, this lighting hates me
00:09:02Come on, Hayley
00:09:03Confidence
00:09:04You literally fight dragons online
00:09:12Okay
00:09:12Yeah
00:09:13That's actually kind of
00:09:14Oh my God
00:09:20Seriously?
00:09:21Hello?
00:09:22I need one
00:09:24Don't look at me
00:09:28Don't look at me
00:09:30We're not survivable, are we?
00:09:31I don't think you're supposed to do it like that
00:09:33Get out
00:09:34Now
00:09:35Fine
00:09:36Ow
00:09:37Damn it
00:09:41Come on
00:09:47No
00:09:48Merda
00:09:53No
00:10:11I'm glad
00:10:15You're helping me.
00:10:17Yeah, well, I didn't plan on it, but here we are.
00:10:26Excuse you.
00:10:27These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:29I love a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:30That is shocking.
00:10:32Yeah, actually.
00:10:33And he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me.
00:10:36Flirting?
00:10:36Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:38I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:39My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:40Hmm, funny.
00:10:42Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:46Fine by me.
00:10:49Oh, I know.
00:10:52All the purple brawl, by the way.
00:10:54I like it in a weird way.
00:10:56I mean, I am not tight, but, you know, power theory.
00:10:59Would you just get out of here?
00:11:09Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:13Jen, red alert.
00:11:15Cole and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:17I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:21Don't be a coward.
00:11:23Just send it.
00:11:24Jen.
00:11:28Oh, my God.
00:11:30Here goes nothing.
00:11:38Still no response?
00:11:40Don't freak out.
00:11:41He's probably just busy.
00:11:46Give it back.
00:11:47Why?
00:11:47You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:51Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:53Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:56Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:58Got it.
00:12:01What are you doing?
00:12:12Oh, my God.
00:12:16Oh, my God.
00:12:31What's going on?
00:12:32Dude, your enemy's nude just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:34What?
00:12:34Yeah.
00:12:51Let's see if these boobs are photoshopped.
00:12:55Stop.
00:12:56Delete it.
00:12:56Please.
00:12:56Delete it.
00:12:57Strip.
00:12:58Strip.
00:12:58Strip.
00:12:59Strip.
00:13:00Strip.
00:13:00Strip.
00:13:01Strip.
00:13:01Strip.
00:13:02Strip.
00:13:02Strip.
00:13:02Strip.
00:13:03Strip.
00:13:03Strip.
00:13:08Oh, my brave knight.
00:13:10I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:16Oh, my God.
00:13:18Oh, cool.
00:13:19Your enemy's kind of hot.
00:13:22Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:28Dan, no.
00:13:29No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:30Dan, stop.
00:13:31Oh, my God.
00:13:32Don't.
00:13:33Get off me.
00:13:34It's a lie.
00:13:45Hey, Hey, Hey.
00:13:49My school enemy is my online girlfriend?
00:13:52Get off me.
00:13:54Go.
00:13:55Get off me.
00:13:55Stop it.
00:13:56Oh my god!
00:14:06Hey, you okay?
00:14:10Give that to me.
00:14:19Now give the phone back, Jan.
00:14:21What the hell, Cor? I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:28How does it feel being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:30Not good, huh?
00:14:31Now if you don't delete it off your phone,
00:14:33I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:35And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:38Why are you even defending her?
00:14:40She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:44It was got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:46And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:48You hear me?
00:14:53Here we are.
00:14:54Cole is on my side now?
00:14:56Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:14:58I just need to be alone.
00:15:00Haley!
00:15:05Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:07And he said we were enemies.
00:15:09But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:15Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:17Love you, Mom.
00:15:20Wait, Mom.
00:15:24Do people change?
00:15:27Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:34Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:54What's up there, huh?
00:15:55There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:15:58They're my favorite.
00:16:00Noted.
00:16:01Is that all?
00:16:02The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:04I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:08Oh.
00:16:09I'm really proud of you.
00:16:11And then there's this guy.
00:16:13He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:17It's so confusing.
00:16:18Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:23No.
00:16:23I'm not into this guy.
00:16:25I like you.
00:16:25Only you.
00:16:32I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:34You did?
00:16:34Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:36I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:39That sounds amazing.
00:16:40When?
00:16:41With?
00:16:42After school.
00:16:43At the balcony.
00:16:44I'll bring flowers.
00:16:45Deal?
00:16:54I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:06Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:16Call me father.
00:17:17I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:20Defending that nobody.
00:17:21Haley girl.
00:17:22He's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:24Are those for her?
00:17:29What the fuck?
00:17:33What the fuck?
00:17:34I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:37Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:40That whole family is trash.
00:17:42Stay away from her.
00:17:43What if I say no?
00:17:44Stay away from Haley Cole.
00:17:46Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:49What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:52I'm almost 18.
00:17:53Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:55I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:00safe.
00:18:02You're sick.
00:18:04It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:12Oh, hi.
00:18:13I am Haley.
00:18:15Yes.
00:18:16Mm-hmm.
00:18:17So nice to meet you.
00:18:18God.
00:18:19I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:22But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:26Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:28You're so nice.
00:18:33Guacamole wizard.
00:18:35Ew.
00:18:39Guacamole wizard.
00:18:41Ew.
00:18:42You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:45Pathetic.
00:18:46Maybe he's married.
00:18:48Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:49And maybe he's sitting on his life video.
00:18:53I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:56Why is Guacamole wizard still not here?
00:18:59Oh no, we're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:01We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch and so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:06Eat it.
00:19:20Help me.
00:19:21So you think that you can just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:26You're a maid's daughter.
00:19:27So you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:30Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:32Oh and by the way, Nicole's not gonna come save you.
00:19:36Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:37Like me.
00:19:42I'm nothing like you.
00:19:47Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:51Cole again?
00:19:52Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:55Pick it up.
00:19:56Cole, we were kidding.
00:19:57It's ketchup.
00:19:59Pick?
00:19:59That bloody thing up.
00:20:04Take out your phone and record this.
00:20:13Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hailey anymore?
00:20:16Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:17So tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:20You're gonna hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:26I will leave Hailey alone.
00:20:30I will leave Hailey alone.
00:20:35Got it?
00:20:36Yeah.
00:20:37Let's go.
00:20:39What are you looking at?
00:20:43Got it?
00:20:44Let's go.
00:20:52Uh, thank you.
00:20:55Wow.
00:20:56Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:00Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:03I just...
00:21:04I happened to see you.
00:21:07Were you waiting on someone?
00:21:09Yeah.
00:21:09My boyfriend, actually.
00:21:13Well, he...
00:21:15He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:17Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:20Maybe you got into it nice today.
00:21:22Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:26You thought we were enemies.
00:21:28I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:31Am I that annoying?
00:21:33Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:35Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Edna?
00:21:37Because it's not gonna work.
00:21:39I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:46How'd that online boyfriend news make you fall for her?
00:21:53He...
00:21:53He makes me feel safe.
00:21:56You wouldn't understand that, though.
00:22:02You don't understand better than you think.
00:22:05Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:09Does he...
00:22:11Why you touch him like this?
00:22:23If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see.
00:22:26No, my...
00:22:28My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:33In the game.
00:22:36Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:43Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:50Are you that slow in the game, too?
00:22:53I can see why he likes you.
00:22:55Yes.
00:23:04I can't do this.
00:23:07I love my boyfriend.
00:23:09And you will never understand that.
00:23:10He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:14He loves me for who I am.
00:23:16That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:21I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:23No.
00:23:31Wait. It couldn't be.
00:23:34Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:39There's nothing.
00:23:41Cole, who are you?
00:23:45What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:46It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:51Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:54You live such a tough life.
00:24:00What was I thinking?
00:24:02We are from two different worlds.
00:24:04He just wants to play with me.
00:24:05But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:12Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:14I got into a car accident.
00:24:16Really? Are you okay?
00:24:18You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:20He was right.
00:24:22Who?
00:24:22Nobody.
00:24:23Which hospital are you staying at? I want to come visit you.
00:24:26No, you can't. I look miserable now.
00:24:29You need to see me in style.
00:24:31Fine, if you say so.
00:24:33So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:36Hell yeah, we are.
00:24:37We send the fireworks wild.
00:24:41Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:44Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:01Oh, you.
00:25:03Oh, me.
00:25:05Why is she so lucky?
00:25:06Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:10People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:12I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:15Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:21You finished it?
00:25:23It's okay.
00:25:24Well, we didn't know each other more.
00:25:26I'm not that curious about you, actually.
00:25:28I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:30Like, uh, how close are you with your mom?
00:25:33What is he trying to do?
00:25:34Hmm.
00:25:35It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:38I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:43Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:53Are you-
00:25:54Are you going to prom?
00:25:56Eh-
00:25:57I do well.
00:25:57I don't know.
00:25:59So you have a date.
00:26:01Or shall I say victim?
00:26:03Are you jealous of me?
00:26:04Me? Jealous?
00:26:06No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:08Oh, because I think you so secretly want me.
00:26:10You are so full of yourself.
00:26:12You can do this on your own.
00:26:14Yeah.
00:26:16No way.
00:26:18It's a self-locking door.
00:26:20Really?
00:26:21Miss Corma's going to be back in an hour.
00:26:22I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:26:23I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:26No.
00:26:26Sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:28I think maybe we can pick up where we left off.
00:26:32Or maybe trust me and do.
00:26:34We're keeping our distance this time, actually.
00:26:36Yeah.
00:26:47That was my first kiss.
00:26:50My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:26:53It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
00:27:07You're really good at this.
00:27:09Why don't you regret it?
00:27:12You know, we can do more if you want.
00:27:29Anyway, I've been wanting back a lot more than you think.
00:27:33So you want me?
00:27:37I think you know much I want you.
00:27:43Do you want me?
00:27:45I want you.
00:27:55Anyone in here?
00:27:58Oh my god.
00:27:59How long have you two been in here?
00:28:01I really need to change this lock.
00:28:03Are you two okay?
00:28:04Um, yeah.
00:28:05Yeah, yeah, we're good.
00:28:07We're okay.
00:28:08Great.
00:28:08Nice.
00:28:08Yeah, I'm great.
00:28:09Nice.
00:28:15You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:17What didn't happen?
00:28:19Hey, wait.
00:28:19It's just hormones.
00:28:21Jake.
00:28:23Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:25Relax, I'm not dead.
00:28:26Wait, car accident?
00:28:28Guacamole wizard?
00:28:35I gotta go.
00:28:43Guacamole wizard?
00:28:45Huh?
00:28:47Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:50Do I know you?
00:28:51Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:53Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:55Er, he heard something about Cole?
00:28:58You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:01She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:04She was in a real car accident.
00:29:06And Corey knew so was guacamole wizard.
00:29:08I can't do this anymore.
00:29:09Cole, wait.
00:29:12Oh, shit.
00:29:17What's up, Gus?
00:29:19Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:21Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:25Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:28Hey!
00:29:29I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:32They're your favorite, right?
00:29:35How did you know that?
00:29:37Tough day, huh?
00:29:38There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:41They're my favorite.
00:29:42He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:44Could he?
00:29:50The truth is, um...
00:29:51A dickhead?
00:29:54Can you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:29:56You came to my table, bro, and knocked my ball away.
00:30:05There it goes again.
00:30:07Cole is jealous.
00:30:08We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:10We don't have a problem.
00:30:12We don't have a problem.
00:30:14Right?
00:30:14Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:18Jake, you know it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:22I have the ball now.
00:30:23Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:27Cole and Jake are fighting over Hayley?
00:30:30Maybe I can use that.
00:30:34Jake!
00:30:35Hey!
00:30:36What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:40Wait, seriously?
00:30:41Yeah.
00:30:42Just one little catch.
00:30:43You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth.
00:30:48All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:51If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:54I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:30:58But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:02You've literally been sitting there for five minutes.
00:31:04I'm thinking.
00:31:05About the report or about him?
00:31:06Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:09We literally made out of a sore dream.
00:31:11Maybe I've known Jake longer.
00:31:13No, you don't.
00:31:14How do you know that?
00:31:15You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:17Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:19You have no idea.
00:31:25Oh, my God.
00:31:27Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:41Hallie, someone's here to see you.
00:31:55Are you asking me to prom?
00:31:58Too cheesy?
00:31:59No, it's cute.
00:32:01The accident?
00:32:02The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:04He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:06So, um, what do you think?
00:32:08You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:11I should feel happy.
00:32:13But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:17Hey, can we not?
00:32:21Hey, can we not?
00:32:23Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:25My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:28And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:31Wow.
00:32:32That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:34Oh, that's weak shit?
00:32:36Is this weak shit?
00:32:37What?
00:32:40Oh, my God.
00:32:48Wow.
00:32:49He's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:56Wait, I can't.
00:32:58Colt, put me down.
00:32:59Put me down.
00:33:00Put me down.
00:33:02Don't do that again.
00:33:16New couple alert.
00:33:18Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:19Why do you hate me so much, Colt?
00:33:21You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:23And if you'd realize and give me a chance, I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:27Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:30I might say yes.
00:33:34Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:38Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:40We're both hot.
00:33:42And we're both rich.
00:33:43And our dads have been in business, like, forever.
00:33:45So.
00:33:47I think I'll pass.
00:33:50You're going to regret this, Col Edmonds.
00:33:55Oh, here they come.
00:33:58If I message Corcomole Wizard, I wonder if Jake's phone will ding.
00:34:03What should we wear to prom?
00:34:06And the dance list.
00:34:15Um, I'll talk to you later.
00:34:17I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:18Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:19Bye.
00:34:20He's so different.
00:34:22Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:27Haley?
00:34:31Ow!
00:34:36Jeez.
00:34:43Here, I'll get it.
00:34:44Yeah, I know.
00:34:49Oh.
00:34:50You're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:53I don't care.
00:34:54I do care.
00:34:56Here we are.
00:35:15I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:18He doesn't even know you.
00:35:19And you do?
00:35:20How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:23That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:24Because I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:28I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:30The first day.
00:35:32You were watching me?
00:35:34I just don't go about it yet.
00:35:36I don't know.
00:36:08they've got a few ideas
00:36:13hey look
00:36:16someone would take you to prom
00:36:17alright I promise
00:36:18yeah really like who
00:36:20I mean the whole school hates me except for Jake
00:36:24and you
00:36:25but you're not asking me
00:36:28hey
00:36:29oh hey Jake
00:36:31hey Hal
00:36:32I just wanted to thank you again for
00:36:34the other night
00:36:37the other night
00:36:38yeah it was
00:36:40so sexy
00:36:43you're so sexy
00:36:45Jake what are you talking about
00:36:47I hate to break it to you asshole
00:36:51but she's my prom date
00:36:57and she's a real tiger in the bedroom
00:37:01oh shit
00:37:02oh shit
00:37:15oh my god
00:37:19stop guys stop it
00:37:21stop
00:37:23what the hell is going on over there
00:37:27shit
00:37:28it's principal Stevens
00:37:29I've got to save Cole
00:37:31I mean Jake
00:37:31I've got to save Jake
00:37:38oh my god
00:37:39principal Stevens
00:37:40I'm so sorry
00:37:42Hayley Rock
00:37:43that's the tension
00:37:45that's the tension
00:37:46after school
00:37:46don't be late
00:38:03calm
00:38:03what are you doing here
00:38:05can we keep you company
00:38:08it's the least I could do
00:38:09if you saved my ass today
00:38:12the locker thing
00:38:13that was an accident
00:38:15oh sure
00:38:17so uh
00:38:18you and
00:38:19you and Jake huh
00:38:22no
00:38:23he lied about that
00:38:25I don't know why
00:38:25I don't know why though
00:38:26good
00:38:28I know
00:38:29father that asshole
00:38:30every time he looks at you
00:38:31makes me sick to my stomach
00:38:33thinking about him touching you
00:38:35kissing you
00:38:37I could kill him
00:38:40promise me you won't go to prom with
00:38:45okay fine
00:38:46I won't
00:38:50because I want to go to prom with you
00:38:54okay everyone
00:38:55let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate
00:39:04oh my god
00:39:06I am so fed up with this
00:39:25sorry
00:39:27my trips
00:39:28no
00:39:28no no no no
00:39:29what
00:39:31it always has to be about her
00:39:32doesn't it
00:39:36they're dead
00:39:38they're both dead
00:39:39oh
00:39:41how am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard
00:39:45oh
00:39:46what are you
00:39:47are you almost crying
00:39:50it's probably because you can't afford a new one
00:39:53Jen
00:39:54what's going on over there
00:40:06what's going on is
00:40:07Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine
00:40:09this squirm is burning
00:40:10Mr. Edmonds
00:40:12oh please
00:40:12it's baking soda and water
00:40:13you're fine
00:40:14detention
00:40:15today
00:40:16after school
00:40:17shit
00:40:29Jake
00:40:30Jake hey
00:40:31oh uh
00:40:32sorry
00:40:32gotta get to student council
00:40:37hey
00:40:37you didn't even try the rice trick
00:40:39the rice trick
00:40:43yeah
00:40:44you don't know about the
00:40:47come on
00:41:00hey
00:41:01um
00:41:01Ella
00:41:03it's Emma
00:41:04yeah
00:41:05that's what I said
00:41:06can you hack a broken laptop
00:41:17hey
00:41:17it's gonna be okay
00:41:19we'll pour out in a few more minutes
00:41:21and it'll be like the whole thing never happened
00:41:23no
00:41:23it's not just the phone
00:41:25or the laptop
00:41:25it means
00:41:26it means I can't
00:41:28can't what
00:41:32I talked to a friend online
00:41:35he's really important to me
00:41:39and
00:41:39I'm sure
00:41:41you're really important to him
00:41:51you know Cole
00:41:53if you look past
00:41:54all that hair gel
00:41:56and
00:41:57big ol' ego
00:41:58and
00:41:58rich kid for bravo
00:42:00okay
00:42:00okay
00:42:00I get it
00:42:04you're kind of sweet
00:42:10hey
00:42:10look at that
00:42:12oh my god
00:42:13thank you
00:42:16oh my god
00:42:17you're a miracle worker
00:42:24oh
00:42:25what is taking so long
00:42:26you doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate
00:42:28shut up
00:42:29Ella
00:42:29it's Emma
00:42:31whatever
00:42:37oh my god
00:42:41oh
00:42:46morning valley whore
00:42:48how are things in the castle
00:42:55valley whore
00:42:56what are they talking about
00:43:12guacamole wizard
00:43:13when can we be together in person
00:43:16guacamole wizard
00:43:17I want you so badly
00:43:18I dream about you touching me
00:43:20oh my god
00:43:21someone hacked my castle claimers messages
00:43:23touch me guacamole wizard
00:43:26yeah
00:43:27hey valley whore
00:43:28show them what you really like
00:43:29yeah
00:43:30yeah
00:43:48hey
00:43:48here
00:43:49this is for you
00:43:55oh
00:43:55do you like what I've done with the place
00:43:57you hacked
00:43:58my laptop
00:43:59oh no
00:44:00it wasn't me
00:44:01it was that kid
00:44:02Ella
00:44:02but I definitely got to reap the benefits
00:44:05what kind of incel
00:44:06sex over a video game
00:44:07Hayley
00:44:08what are you catfishing this guy
00:44:09no I'm not trying to catfish him
00:44:11hey everyone
00:44:12I think valley whore is a catfish
00:44:16because who in their right mind
00:44:17would spend their time
00:44:18thirsting over you
00:44:43stop it stop stop
00:44:45stop
00:44:48I thought I'd take the janitor some time
00:44:54Jane
00:44:55hey
00:44:57now is the time
00:44:59tell them
00:44:59tell them what
00:45:01that you're guacamole wizard
00:45:04who's guacamole wizard
00:45:07here you go
00:45:10oh my god
00:45:11did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend
00:45:14oh sweetie
00:45:16I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you
00:45:19what
00:45:19why would you do that
00:45:20oh I don't know Cole
00:45:22why do you think I would do that
00:45:25Jake
00:45:25is this true
00:45:26have you been pretending to like me this whole time
00:45:30sorry
00:45:32it was nothing personal
00:45:39yeah nothing personal huh
00:45:41oh
00:45:46all right all right all right
00:45:48enough
00:45:49what in the world is going on here
00:45:51is that a leaf blower
00:45:53that's all him
00:45:54okay well you both have detention so
00:46:01let me get this straight
00:46:03you stole a leaf blower
00:46:05and defaced school property
00:46:06it wasn't school property dad
00:46:08it was Jen's cyber boy spreadsheets
00:46:10jesus
00:46:11how does she always get away with this shit
00:46:13could it be because her father's running for senate Cole
00:46:16you think that's what it could be
00:46:17who cares
00:46:19I care
00:46:20and
00:46:21I hear she's got an eye for you
00:46:23so you're taking her to prom
00:46:25what
00:46:25not over my dead body
00:46:27oh
00:46:27because you're like that Hayley girl
00:46:30I'm firing her mother right now
00:46:32no no please don't
00:46:33please
00:46:34then you're taking Jen to prom
00:46:36Max's dad called
00:46:38he said he's having a party tomorrow
00:46:39you're gonna go
00:46:40and you're gonna ask Jen to prom
00:46:42end of discussion
00:46:50come on you big coward
00:46:51message him
00:46:52just do it
00:46:53just do it
00:46:57you must think I'm the biggest idiot
00:47:05I could never think that
00:47:12but I thought you were Jake
00:47:13please can't you just tell me now
00:47:15I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:22I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow
00:47:24if you want I'll meet you there
00:47:38okay
00:47:39you got this Hayley
00:47:41just take a deep breath
00:47:42you got this
00:47:43you got this
00:47:47you look beautiful
00:47:51thank you mom
00:48:11hey Hayley
00:48:12I'm glad you came
00:48:13you look so pretty
00:48:14hi
00:48:15hi
00:48:16hey Max
00:48:16your house is gorgeous
00:48:18I mean
00:48:19no it's just my parents blood money
00:48:20you know they're upstairs watching the last of us right now
00:48:22they don't care about shit
00:48:24get drunk girl
00:48:25woo
00:48:28yeah
00:48:39what are you doing here
00:48:40valley whore
00:48:43looks like the catfish came out of the pond
00:48:46hey everyone let's give it up for valley whore
00:48:48valley whore
00:48:53jen
00:48:53jen
00:48:53why are you doing this
00:48:55what have I even done to you
00:48:56to me
00:48:56oh
00:48:57I'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:48:59because those little cringy messages on your castle game
00:49:02those are concerning
00:49:03actually
00:49:04kind of a little bit of a perv
00:49:06did you know that
00:49:07Hayley
00:49:07she's a little pervy princess
00:49:10pervy princess
00:49:13pervy princess
00:49:14pervy princess
00:49:16pervy princess
00:49:18hey
00:49:19let's get pervy tonight
00:49:21leave me alone
00:49:23is there a fire
00:49:25okay
00:49:26we set off the alarm
00:49:39oh
00:49:40oh
00:49:41oh
00:49:41oh
00:49:42oh
00:49:43oh
00:49:43oh
00:49:45oh
00:49:46oh
00:49:51Oh, my God.
00:50:17Are you him?
00:50:20Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend?
00:50:24Okay, Cole is not him.
00:50:26Anyways, we are going to the prom together.
00:50:28No, I'm not.
00:50:29Yes, you are.
00:50:30It's okay.
00:50:31You can be honest about your feelings.
00:50:34So you too.
00:50:36This whole time.
00:50:39Oh, my God.
00:50:41I am such an idiot.
00:50:43Hey, wait.
00:50:43Wait.
00:50:49Please, at least take my jacket.
00:50:51You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me, you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:50:55Jen was doing just fine.
00:50:56I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:50:57Then what were you trying to do?
00:50:59I guess you.
00:51:00Obviously.
00:51:01The white clothes were just an added bonus.
00:51:03I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:06What about guacamole, wizard?
00:51:09What are you?
00:51:18Who is that?
00:51:20Just the devil.
00:51:23Get in the car.
00:51:26I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:28Get in the car.
00:51:30Dad, can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to...
00:51:33Haley.
00:51:33I already assumed that's who this was.
00:51:36I'm Mr. Evans.
00:51:38So, you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:51:43Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:51:45My son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family.
00:51:50And that's not you.
00:51:52You will be forgotten.
00:51:54You're a maid's daughter.
00:51:55And your mom works for me.
00:51:57Stay away from him.
00:51:59Or I swear to God, your mother is fired.
00:52:03Dad, stop!
00:52:04Don't you touch my family.
00:52:07I'll stay away.
00:52:09Haley, come on.
00:52:10You don't mean that.
00:52:12I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:15I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like.
00:52:22I hate everything about you.
00:52:23I hate all of it.
00:52:25I don't want any part of it.
00:52:28So, Cole, go with your dad.
00:52:32Haley!
00:52:36Fuck this!
00:52:38That's me!
00:52:41No laptop and no phone for a week!
00:52:44Ever since mom died, you've turned into this cold patriarch.
00:52:47Haley, not that's real love!
00:52:48Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:52:50I promised your mother I would make you a success, son!
00:52:53Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:03Hi, Haley.
00:53:04I'm Emma.
00:53:05I know who you are.
00:53:07Right.
00:53:08I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped and ruin your life.
00:53:12So, I wanted to return your laptop to you.
00:53:15Good as new.
00:53:20Oh, wow.
00:53:22Thanks, Emma.
00:53:24Okay, bye.
00:53:29One down, one to go.
00:53:32You're so cool.
00:53:33I know, Emma.
00:53:34Want to go to prom?
00:53:36Why not?
00:53:38Let's get these lovebirds together.
00:53:44Hi, Mr. Edmunds.
00:53:46Hi, Max.
00:53:47I'm Max's friend.
00:53:49Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:53:51Cole's grounded.
00:53:52Oh, he is?
00:53:54But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:53:56What can I say, Max?
00:53:58Actions have consequences.
00:54:01Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:03Well, that really sucks because he's also the president of the prom committee.
00:54:09We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:11Cole?
00:54:12My son, Cole, reviewing budgets.
00:54:15He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:54:18Well, Mr. Edmunds, today could be that day.
00:54:20We just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very important
00:54:24and very respectable budgetary work.
00:54:35Go away!
00:54:40Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:54:43Happy birthday, Cole.
00:54:44I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:54:47Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:54:49What?
00:54:49What's going on?
00:54:51Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:54:53You can tell Haley who you are now.
00:54:55You can be together.
00:54:56Just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are.
00:55:01No.
00:55:02I'll tell her myself.
00:55:03Stick me in your car.
00:55:11Welcome to the wizard.
00:55:15Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:16I just need some time alone.
00:55:25Open the door.
00:55:27Wait, what?
00:55:29He's here?
00:55:37It's you.
00:55:40I'm sure you've given me this to you a long time ago.
00:55:44Haley, I wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning.
00:55:47My dad threatened to fire your mom and I had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:51I was I got my inheritance and I can protect you and your family and so you don't have to
00:55:56choose.
00:56:09Haley, I understand if this changes things if you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard, but I...
00:56:19I need you to know I love you.
00:56:32Nicole, I love you.
00:56:35You do?
00:56:36Yes, you idiot.
00:56:38I've loved you for months.
00:56:40I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing, though, because I had to be loyal to him and...
00:56:47But you're him.
00:56:48You didn't expect her.
00:56:50I...
00:56:51I mean, I...
00:56:53I always hoped it was you.
00:56:56What do you hope to?
00:56:57Yes.
00:56:59I hoped it was you.
00:57:00You were always there for me.
00:57:04You're hot, no.
00:57:06You're really fucking hot.
00:57:07You're happy.
00:57:12Hey, uh...
00:57:13There are those things I said we could do.
00:57:16Here I go.
00:57:18Yeah.
00:57:21Take my clothes off.
00:57:22You getting there, don't worry.
00:57:23Mm-hmm.
00:57:27I'm so real, you.
00:57:29Just be on me.
00:57:32I'm so real, you.
00:57:46Yeah, so what do you think?
00:57:4910 out of 10.
00:57:50Yeah, what do again?
00:57:53I'll get sex with sex with me specifically.
00:57:55I've only ever had sex with you specifically.
00:57:59Alright, that's fair.
00:58:00I'll take that as a one.
00:58:07What is my life now, am I being nice to Cole Eggman's?
00:58:11Oh god no, I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly.
00:58:17No, I'm just, I'm just lost behind it.
00:58:20There's always been lost behind it.
00:58:22I'll take a minute no more.
00:58:24Stop it.
00:58:27Um, same.
00:58:29Is it promenade?
00:58:31I think you know if it's promenade.
00:58:34I don't know, but the real question is, do you got a date?
00:58:41Cole, are you asking me a prom?
00:58:43Oh, I would have asked you earlier, but Jay kind of beat me to the gym.
00:58:47Oh god, please don't mention his name again, I don't want to hear it.
00:58:50Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice.
00:58:52But I don't even have a dress.
00:58:55Wait here.
00:58:59I just slept with Cole Edmonds and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds.
00:59:03Who would have guessed?
00:59:08I thought, only the best for my princess.
00:59:12Where did you get that?
00:59:14Uh, I might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you might have wanted to go to
00:59:20prom with me and maybe had nothing to wear.
00:59:25Of course they'll go to prom with you.
00:59:31Mr. Edmonds, I didn't expect you to be here.
00:59:34Cole, are you here?
00:59:37Cole, are you here?
00:59:40Mr. Edmonds, you can't just barge into my house like this.
00:59:43Is that you, Cole?
00:59:44You are a big pro.
01:00:02Hey, uh, you almost done in there?
01:00:05You would try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes.
01:00:10Okay, I'm ready.
01:00:22What do you think?
01:00:27My god, Haley, you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
01:00:33Uh-uh-uh.
01:00:34I just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick.
01:00:36You're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes.
01:00:3920 more minutes?
01:00:41We're in.
01:00:42Yeah.
01:00:45Thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes.
01:00:50I hear we have a winner.
01:00:53And for 2026 prom queen is...
01:00:58Jen Longfellow.
01:01:01thank you guys so much seriously this makes the world to me i mean like who else would win right
01:01:12this is just the perfect moment
01:01:18oh my god that's hailey and cole it was fun
01:01:30this time that's up no but who cares
01:01:42i am the queen okay she's just a little pervy princess come on everyone say it with me
01:01:59what are those those are texts between me and my dad make cole edmunds fall in love with you
01:02:05his dad's month is essential to funding my campaign don't worry daddy if i can't have
01:02:12no one can i'm gonna destroy hailey roth's life is this real jen's crazy
01:02:21who did this who did this
01:02:26what you exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think i was gonna hack your phone
01:02:30you little skit
01:02:32you know jen as the principal i'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama
01:02:40but quite frankly you are the worst and i think it's time that you are expelled
01:02:48from edmunds academy you can't do that i'm the principal so uh yes i can
01:03:02there was no winter chick you lied to me
01:03:13hailey catch
01:03:18oh my princess finally has a crown
01:03:22now all i need is my handsome prince oh yeah no can do all i have to offer
01:03:29is a lowly knight with a chip on his shoulder and a awesome sense of humor
01:03:34how can i refuse
01:03:41oh no that's my dad
01:03:45we are going home right now you disobeyed me for the last time
01:03:50boy yeah i'm not a boy dad you talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the
01:03:56family last name
01:03:57that you can't see i've already become that man
01:04:01and it's because of hailey and you can accept that i'll make my own path and best believe me i
01:04:07can
01:04:08i'll say this it's the most backbone i've ever seen in you cole
01:04:15joy pro
01:04:22i am so proud of you
01:04:27i'm kind of done with all you being by my son
01:04:30that was terrifying
01:04:31it's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before
01:04:34well so
01:04:36i love you i love you guacamole wizard
01:04:40oh my god i gotta change that username
01:04:41yeah you do
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