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00:01:03Once upon a time, long, long ago
00:01:20Once upon a time, long, long ago
00:01:37One unlucky sailor fell under an ancient, wicked curse
00:01:45And thusly he became known as the dreaded Flying Dutchman
00:01:52Legend has it, the only way to lift his curse is through the pure heart of an innocent
00:02:00Henceforth, the Flying Dutchman is doomed to wander the seas in search of this magical soul
00:02:06A precious youth with an innocent mind
00:02:10Will he find this soul?
00:02:14Does such a soul even exist?
00:02:18Shut up
00:02:23You live in a pineapple under the sea
00:02:51Good morning!
00:02:53This is Rocket Fuel Randy on BKNI 101
00:02:57And I got the jet fuel to get you rockin'
00:03:01Are you ready to get the day started?
00:03:05I'm ready
00:03:22Big things are happening today!
00:03:25Today's the day!
00:03:27I just know it!
00:03:28Things feel different!
00:03:30My whole life is about to change!
00:03:34I know I said that yesterday, Gary
00:03:37And the day before
00:03:39And a bunch of days before that
00:03:41But today is different!
00:03:47Big things in store!
00:03:53Well, what's it say, Gary?
00:03:55Meow
00:03:56What?
00:03:56That can't be!
00:03:58Meow
00:03:58Gary, what's it really say?
00:04:00Meow
00:04:00Gary!
00:04:10Meow
00:04:10Whoa!
00:04:12Do you know what this means?
00:04:14Meow
00:04:15For the last time, we are not rehoming you
00:04:17No, this means I'm exactly 36 clams high!
00:04:21Meow
00:04:22I know it doesn't seem like much, Gary
00:04:24But that half a clam I grew changes everything!
00:04:28Meow
00:04:28That's right, Garylicious!
00:04:30Everyone's gonna look at me in a brand new way!
00:04:37Big guy
00:04:38Big guy
00:04:39Big, big guy
00:04:40Big guy
00:04:41Because now, I'm a big guy
00:04:43Spongebob, big guy, pants okay
00:04:45Big things about to happen a day
00:04:47I woke up feeling a brand new way
00:04:49Big guy
00:04:50Big guy
00:04:52Big guy
00:04:52Spongebob, big guy, pants okay
00:04:54Tight kids with hips
00:04:55Doing a dance in my big guy pants
00:04:57Big guy
00:04:59Big guy
00:05:00Spongebob, big guy, pants okay
00:05:03Big guy
00:05:03Big guy
00:05:04Ain't a jellyfish, but I'm the cat
00:05:06Feel like that fish, so I'm pumping my cuts
00:05:08Big guy
00:05:11Well, catch you later, Gar-Bear
00:05:13I'm off to do some important stuff that only big guys like me are allowed to do
00:05:18Huh?
00:05:21Phew, we're gonna need a bigger doorway
00:05:24Meow
00:05:25Morning, Squidward
00:05:26Wanna hear my big news?
00:05:29Oh, sure
00:05:30Let me go mark some time on my calendar
00:05:34Great, let me know when
00:05:39Good morning, Patrick
00:05:41Good morning
00:05:43Who are you?
00:05:45Patrick, it's me
00:05:49Grandma?
00:05:51You're upside down
00:05:52No, Patrick, it's me, Spongebob
00:05:55You can't be Spongebob
00:05:56He's far more diminutive
00:05:58He's what?
00:05:59Of reduced stature
00:06:00Come again?
00:06:01Vertically challenged
00:06:02Say what now?
00:06:03He's shorter
00:06:03Patrick, I can't believe all I do is grow half a monocle overnight
00:06:06Now I'm 36 clams tall
00:06:08And you don't even recognize your best friend
00:06:12Did you say you're 36 clams tall?
00:06:17Yes
00:06:21You're a big guy now!
00:06:23This guy's a big guy!
00:06:24So big!
00:06:25Really big!
00:06:26Big, big, big!
00:06:27Guy, guy, guy!
00:06:28Big, big, big!
00:06:29Guy, guy, guy!
00:06:30Big, big, big!
00:06:31Guy, guy, guy!
00:06:32Big, big, big, big!
00:06:33Guy, guy, guy!
00:06:34Look out, everyone!
00:06:36Really big!
00:06:37Really guy!
00:06:38Hey, Sandy!
00:06:39Notice anything different about me?
00:06:41Howdy, Spongebob!
00:06:43You get a new pair of shoes?
00:06:44Oh, no!
00:06:46Ouch!
00:06:48Hi, Blankton!
00:06:49Watch where you're going, you big dummy!
00:06:52Oh, thanks for noticing
00:06:54Wait, no!
00:06:55Ow!
00:06:55Patrick, I've never felt so respected before
00:06:58Get used to it, buddy!
00:06:59And do you know what the best part of being a big guy is?
00:07:04What is it, Patrick?
00:07:06No, I'm asking
00:07:07It means I finally get to do what every little guy dreams of doing when they grow up
00:07:12You don't mean...
00:07:14That's right
00:07:15Ride the big guy roller coaster at Captain Booty Beard's Fun Park!
00:07:20Woo-hoo!
00:07:21This calls for an extra special bubble blow
00:07:31To Captain Booty Beard's!
00:07:34Woo-hoo!
00:07:35Give me a big!
00:07:37Big!
00:07:37Give me a guy!
00:07:38Five!
00:07:39What does that spell?
00:07:4036 clubs!
00:07:41Five!
00:07:48Don't waste my time, Squirt
00:07:53Let's...
00:07:57Ugh, you again
00:08:02Congratulations
00:08:03Patrick
00:08:05It's official
00:08:09Don't make me
00:08:11Don't make me call security
00:08:12Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
00:08:14Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
00:08:21Oh, my God.
00:08:56Patrick?
00:08:59Wait a minute!
00:09:00Huh? What's the matter?
00:09:03I thought you were a big guy.
00:09:04I am! I mean...
00:09:06I am?
00:09:07I just promised someone else that I'd ride with them.
00:09:10That's all.
00:09:11Oh, yeah?
00:09:12Who?
00:09:13The red dick act, too.
00:09:18Mr. Krabs!
00:09:20Oh, that makes sense.
00:09:21Phew!
00:09:22Let's go get him!
00:09:27Sorry!
00:09:29Coming through!
00:09:34What's up, Mr. Krabs?
00:09:36It's time to ride the shipwreck!
00:09:39Woo-hoo!
00:09:39What are you talking about, Patrick?
00:09:42The roller coaster!
00:09:43Get your head in the game!
00:09:45Remember that big, terrifying roller coaster?
00:09:48Nope.
00:09:49We had a deal to ride it together?
00:09:52Nope.
00:09:52So I couldn't ride it if you were too busy to ride it with me?
00:09:57Hmm?
00:09:59Huh?
00:10:00T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T!
00:10:03P-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T!
00:10:06Shipwreck!
00:10:08Hmm.
00:10:09Hmm.
00:10:11Oh, right!
00:10:13Our old roller coaster deal!
00:10:15Of course!
00:10:16Yeah!
00:10:16Hmm.
00:10:16But, uh, we can't go today, lad. Things are too busy around here.
00:10:23Oh, I'll hear that, Patrick.
00:10:25Mr.
00:10:30Oh, shipwreck.
00:10:33Thanks for covering for me, Mr. Krabs.
00:10:35I don't know why I got so scared when I saw that roller coaster. I thought I was big enough.
00:10:40Just because you're taller don't mean you're a big guy.
00:10:43It doesn't?
00:10:44Big guys are rough and tumble. They don't blow bubbles.
00:10:48Hmm, I guess not.
00:10:50Being scared of roller coasters ain't nothing to be ashamed of.
00:10:53Glad you understand. You must have been scared of roller coasters, too, when you were my age.
00:10:58Well, I wouldn't really...
00:10:59You were probably hiding under the bed kind of scared, weren't you?
00:11:02Well, I, uh...
00:11:03Maybe even crying for Mama kind of scared.
00:11:06I wasn't crying for Mama.
00:11:07Peepy, pee-pee in my pants, he kind of scared. Am I right?
00:11:10Get it straight, SpongeBob. My pants were clean.
00:11:13Cause nothing ever scared me.
00:11:15And nothing ever will.
00:11:17But didn't you say being scared wasn't anything to be ashamed of?
00:11:20It ain't.
00:11:20For you.
00:11:22But I'm different.
00:11:23I wasn't blowing bubbles at your age.
00:11:25I was risking me life on the high seas.
00:11:29Oh?
00:11:30I ate danger for breakfast, peril for lunch, and adventure for dinner.
00:11:36Really?
00:11:37That's right.
00:11:39I was in command of me own vessel.
00:11:41And sailed many a dangerous mile.
00:11:45Tell me about your greatest adventure.
00:11:47What if I told you I sailed with the flying Dutchman himself?
00:11:52The flying Dutchman?
00:11:54The most pants-wettingly scariest ghost to ever roam the high seas?
00:11:59Oh, my lucky brick.
00:12:01I, like many a young sailor before me, I longed for adventure.
00:12:10And that's when the Dutchman's hornpipe appeared.
00:12:17I summoned the cursed pirates and journeyed with him to the deepest part of the sea.
00:12:23A nightmare realm called the Underworld.
00:12:28It was filled with ghostly pirates, haunted hurricanes, terrifying monsters.
00:12:37Roar!
00:12:39Roar!
00:12:39I faced them all with steel in me backbone and a cutlass in me claw.
00:12:45Ah-yah!
00:12:46Whoa!
00:12:47Yah!
00:12:48Roar!
00:12:49Roar!
00:12:50It was the greatest adventure of me life!
00:12:55Wow!
00:12:56You're almost like a real swashbuckler!
00:12:59Almost!
00:13:00I am a real swashbuckler!
00:13:03How do you think I earned this baby?
00:13:05What is that?
00:13:07It's a swashbuckler certificate.
00:13:09It means I proved my bravery, courageousness, daring, panache, guts, grit, moxie, and intestinal fortitude.
00:13:20That's it!
00:13:21I'd be a big guy if I could earn my swashbuckler certificate.
00:13:25And you could teach me!
00:13:27Teach you?
00:13:28To be a swashbuckler?
00:13:30I don't mean to laugh in your face, but...
00:13:35You're too scared to even ride a rollercoaster!
00:13:38I can do it!
00:13:39I want to be a brave swashbuckler!
00:13:42Like you!
00:13:43I'm ready!
00:13:44SpongeBob, you're just a bubble-blowing baby boy who's not ready.
00:13:50But... but... but...
00:13:51There are toilets!
00:13:52Speaking of which, the heads need swabbing.
00:13:54So git!
00:13:54And no more talk about bein' a swashbuckler!
00:13:58Awwww.
00:13:58You're not ready!
00:14:13Bravery, courage
00:14:14I gotta learn this stuff if I'm gonna prove myself to Mr. Krabs
00:14:18You got this, Spongebob
00:14:21Uh-oh
00:14:22Now what else did he say I needed?
00:14:24Daring
00:14:25Oh, right, daring
00:14:26Guts
00:14:27Definitely need those
00:14:28Panache, moxie, intestinal fortitude
00:14:30Okay, okay, slow down
00:14:31You spelled fortitude wrong
00:14:33It's F-O-R-T-I-T-U-D-E
00:14:36Mr. Krabs' certificate
00:14:38Why did you have this?
00:14:40I always read in the bathroom
00:14:42Hmm, I know I can do this
00:14:45I just need a chance to prove it
00:14:59Well, that's weird
00:15:04Oh, shrimp, that's her dick again
00:15:07Mr. Krabs won't like that
00:15:09We gotta get it, right?
00:15:11I'm not going in there
00:15:12Yeah, you'd have to be pretty brave to go in there, eh?
00:15:16Hey, wait a minute
00:15:17Patrick, this is it
00:15:19It is?
00:15:20Destiny is squeezing my buns
00:15:23Do you feel it?
00:15:25Yeah!
00:15:26This vent is just what I need to start earning my swashbuckler certificate
00:15:31You mean the one we lost?
00:15:33Oh, yes, that one, but also the one I'm gonna earn
00:15:35We lost two of them down there?
00:15:38The hero's journey starts with one squish
00:15:45Right behind you
00:15:50Okay, jump
00:15:53Ooh, side adventure
00:15:58Hmm, left or right?
00:16:02Hmm
00:16:03Ah, left, definitely left
00:16:05Ah, ah, ah
00:16:07Ah, ah
00:16:09Ah, ah, ah
00:16:10Oh
00:16:15This must lead to the basement
00:16:17This must go deeper than the basement
00:16:23What?
00:16:25Where am I?
00:16:28Oh
00:16:31Oh
00:16:33Oh
00:16:36Oh
00:16:39This must be Mr. Krabs' swashbuckler's sanctum
00:16:44Oh, look at that
00:16:46And that
00:16:47And that
00:16:48And that
00:16:50And that
00:16:50And that
00:16:51And that
00:16:55Hi
00:16:59Ah
00:17:00Ahoy
00:17:08So, who's a bubble-blowing baby boy now, huh?
00:17:30Oh, who am I kidding?
00:17:32I'll never be a swashbuckler.
00:17:38Hmm?
00:17:44Mysterious glow, part two.
00:17:50Whoa!
00:17:51This must be the hornpipe Mr. Krabs took from the Flying Dutchman.
00:17:57If a swashbuckler ye want to be, blow this horn and ye shall see.
00:18:04Patrick, I'm feeling destiny again.
00:18:09Still nothing, but don't let me slow you down.
00:18:33Huh?
00:18:34That sounds like...
00:18:35Oh, no!
00:18:40Fight for it!
00:18:41Get out of there!
00:18:44Have fun.
00:18:45Ha ha ha!
00:19:09Let's go!
00:19:23Oh, you dropped your lucky brick.
00:19:26I don't have a lucky brick.
00:19:32On your feet, you sea-drinking Pallywog, you're in the company of the flying Dutchman!
00:19:48Who blew my hornpipe?
00:19:54I did.
00:19:58Butchmob! I'm coming!
00:20:01Hurry! Hurry!
00:20:04Weird place for a painting.
00:20:06Move it, Squidward!
00:20:09Let me take a look at you.
00:20:12Spitshine shoes, long socks, short pants, empty middle-distance stare.
00:20:20Tell me, laddie, can you blow a bubble?
00:20:23Oh!
00:20:26Why?
00:20:28You're the very suave I've been looking for!
00:20:31Ha-ha!
00:20:33Really?
00:20:34You look like a kind of shrapin' young bubble-blowin' fella who wants, nay, needs a chance to prove his
00:20:42mettle!
00:20:43Oh! He was just saying that in the bathroom!
00:20:46Quiet! You don't matter.
00:20:48Very good.
00:20:48That's why I blew the horn, Mr. Dutchman, sir.
00:20:51I need to prove I'm a big guy by earning my swashbuckler certificate.
00:20:55Well, I'm here to offer you a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to prove your worth in the underworld.
00:21:04Just like Mr. Krabs.
00:21:07Oh, but he doesn't think I'm ready for that kind of thing.
00:21:10Well, maybe he's right.
00:21:13You might not be ready for...
00:21:16Swashbucklin'!
00:21:17Swashbucklin'?
00:21:21Swashbucklin'?
00:21:32Swashbucklin'!
00:21:33Swashbucklin'!
00:21:39Ah, hurts!
00:21:41No!
00:21:43Ha-ha-ha!
00:22:05I'm ready!
00:22:07Then it's a deal!
00:22:09The Dutchman's deal!
00:22:29Stupid passcode!
00:22:314, 15, 8...
00:22:34Permission to come aboard, sir!
00:22:37Delanted, shipmate!
00:22:39Me too!
00:22:40Only if you put on some pants!
00:22:43Oh, gorgeous!
00:22:45No pupa skin!
00:22:50We welcome aboard!
00:22:56Bless these long eyes!
00:22:58Come on, right this way to your quarters!
00:23:02I'm gonna be a swashbuckler!
00:23:05What do you think, Captain?
00:23:07Pure heart, innocent mind...
00:23:11Desperate to be a big guy?
00:23:13He's perfect!
00:23:17Ahoy, Krabs!
00:23:20Long time no see!
00:23:22Please!
00:23:23Go take Spargebob!
00:23:25Oh, you'll never see him again!
00:23:29He's the key to unlocking my curse!
00:23:34Spargebob!
00:23:45Sit up your trousers, me hearties!
00:23:48A trip to the underworld is not for the faint of heart!
00:24:07Oh, Squidward, what are we gonna do?
00:24:11Sorry, I don't speak do.
00:24:13I'll be blusterin' and bragging, fillin' that boy's head with adventure!
00:24:17I drove him right into the tender mercies of that monster!
00:24:21The flyin' Dutchman!
00:24:23Look, Eugene, you can't blame yourself!
00:24:27Mr. Krabs.
00:24:27Say what?
00:24:28Call me Mr. Krabs.
00:24:30Okay.
00:24:31Look, Mr. Krabs!
00:24:34There you go.
00:24:35You know what?
00:24:35It is your fault!
00:24:37You're right, Squidward!
00:24:38Which is why we gotta go save him!
00:24:41Oh, dear.
00:24:41You don't think I'm actually participating in this fool's errand, do you?
00:24:46I know you are!
00:24:47Because if you don't, I'll demote you to fry cook!
00:24:51Permanently!
00:24:52But the grease inflames my acne!
00:24:58Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:25:00Ah!
00:25:10So, just the two of us against the Dutchman, huh?
00:25:14There's three in this crew, Mr. Squidward!
00:25:18Meow!
00:25:19Why was I worried?
00:25:20Nice to see me old gear still fits, eh?
00:25:23He-he-he!
00:25:28What the...
00:25:29Huh?
00:25:31Hmm.
00:25:32Not bad.
00:25:35And to get us there in style...
00:25:37Say hello to our noble vessel...
00:25:39The Petty Blaster!
00:25:42Hey!
00:25:43We might actually be safe on this adventure, driving a...
00:25:49Winnebago.
00:25:50We can't lose in a Winnebago, Mr. Squidward!
00:25:54Ah!
00:25:55Ah!
00:25:56Ah!
00:25:56Ah!
00:25:56Ah!
00:25:56Hilarious!
00:25:57Well, hilarious!
00:25:58Do you even know how to find SpongeBob?
00:26:01Aye, Squidward, but it won't be easy.
00:26:03The Dutchman's taken SpongeBob to the deepest, most dangerous part.
00:26:07Of the sea!
00:26:08A realm of dark magic called the Underworld!
00:26:13Under where?
00:26:15Hmm.
00:26:15Under where?
00:26:16Ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:26:18Well, how do we get there?
00:26:19First, we've got to find the magical portal.
00:26:22Then, navigate the slime river through unimaginable terrors.
00:26:27And if we survive, this is where we find SpongeBob.
00:26:32Wow!
00:26:33Challenge, Cove!
00:26:34That's where the Dutchman can use SpongeBob to break his curse.
00:26:38And if we don't get down there in time to stop him, our favorite fry cook is doomed!
00:26:45Now, settle up!
00:26:47We've got no time to waste!
00:26:59Full disclosure, that's farther than I thought we'd get.
00:27:03Pop the clutch, Jerry!
00:27:22Welcome to the Underworld!
00:27:37Maybe I'm not ready for this place.
00:27:40Ah, yes, the Underworld can be terrifying to most.
00:27:44But not to a brave big guy like yourself!
00:27:48You think I'm brave?
00:27:50Ah, you laugh-a-danger!
00:27:58I mean...
00:28:00You can do better than that!
00:28:04I can't hear you!
00:28:12Don't worry, Patrick.
00:28:14We laugh-a-danger!
00:28:16Ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:28:20Ha-ha-ha!
00:28:21Ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:28:23Huh?
00:28:25Incoming!
00:28:28Woo-hoo!
00:28:32Ha-ha-ha!
00:28:34Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:28:41Ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:28:45Ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:28:49Ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:29:07You were right, Dutchman! I'm not afraid of the Underworld!
00:29:12Glad to hear it, lad.
00:29:14I'm not afraid either.
00:29:16Who cares?
00:29:17SpongeBob, I want you to think of me as your swashbuckling guru and your friend.
00:29:27Look! More danger!
00:29:39Captain, this lover is a complete monocle brain.
00:29:43Are you sure he's the one?
00:29:45True, he don't have physical prowess or pirating ability, but the boy's got the very thing we need.
00:29:55Staggering stupidity.
00:29:57He won't figure out the truth until it's way too late when we finally break my curse!
00:30:05Break your curse!
00:30:07My curse!
00:30:10Your curse!
00:30:16What are we laughing about?
00:30:20Nothing, lad.
00:30:27According to the map, the gates to the Underworld lie in the most horrible place imaginable.
00:30:39Bikini Bottom High.
00:30:41Aye, dangerous waters.
00:30:44Well, nice ride.
00:30:47Losers!
00:30:48See what I mean?
00:31:12Is that Squidward Tentacles?
00:31:16Coach Tuna!
00:31:17You still owe me laps!
00:31:45We're close.
00:31:48I can smell it.
00:31:50Me too.
00:31:56Are you, Davy?
00:31:58No man, I'm Phil. Davy's over there.
00:32:01There she blows.
00:32:04Davy Jones' locker.
00:32:06The entrance to the underworld.
00:32:15We're close.
00:32:18We're close.
00:32:32That's the part.
00:32:34Now step out, lad.
00:32:37Let's get a look at ya.
00:32:40Are you sure this is a swashbuckler outfit?
00:32:43Absolutely.
00:32:45Standard issue.
00:32:46Really?
00:32:48That safety suit should keep him alive long enough to break my curse.
00:32:55You're cursed!
00:32:56Come on, Barb.
00:32:58Read the room.
00:32:59Hold it!
00:33:01No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:33:03Oh, this is all wrong!
00:33:05Let's find something else.
00:33:07Wait!
00:33:07Mind your business!
00:33:13Fashion show!
00:33:14Hello?
00:33:14This feels much better.
00:33:16I don't think that's quite right, lad.
00:33:19I agree, Dutchie.
00:33:21It's missing one thing.
00:33:26What?
00:33:30The pink guy's driving me nuts.
00:33:32He's distracting the fool.
00:33:34Their friendship is a problem.
00:33:37That's why we work so well together, Barb.
00:33:40We've never been friends.
00:33:42Exactly!
00:33:43I...
00:33:43Wait, what?
00:33:45We'll have to take care of that one.
00:33:49Land ho!
00:33:50Whoa!
00:33:53Whoa!
00:33:55Whoa!
00:33:57We've arrived at Challenge Cove!
00:34:01The place where you'll finally become a swashbuckler!
00:34:05Yahoo!
00:34:06Ah!
00:34:07Ah!
00:34:11Ah!
00:34:13Ah!
00:34:13Ah!
00:34:14Ah!
00:34:14Ah!
00:34:15Ah!
00:34:17Ah!
00:34:19Ah!
00:34:19Ah!
00:34:19Ah!
00:34:20Ah!
00:34:20Ah!
00:34:24Are you sure about this?
00:34:26Don't worry, Mr. Squidward.
00:34:28I've got everything under control.
00:34:33These creatures look friendly enough, huh?
00:34:37Ahhhh!
00:34:39Ahhhhhhh!
00:34:40That was the scariest thing I ever saw!
00:34:44Till I saw that!
00:35:05Here's an idea, we go home and you hire a new freight car!
00:35:11Hmm, what do you think, Gary?
00:35:18Spongebob's first Krusty Krab ID card. Look at him, so yellow!
00:35:26That answers that.
00:35:32Is that where we have to go?
00:35:35Aye, to succeed, you must reach that X.
00:35:38And then I'll get my certificate.
00:35:41Right after you make it up to the next X. And then up to that one, and up to the
00:35:47next one, and then up again, and up there.
00:35:49How high do I have to go?
00:35:51To the top, lad! If you make it there and blow that hornpipe, boy, you'll become a swashbuckler!
00:35:58Mr. Krabs will be so proud! If I can do it...
00:36:02Oh, it'll be easy! We'll get through these challenges together!
00:36:08Starting with the new, uh, intestinal fortitude!
00:36:13To begin, we'll walk that path until we...
00:36:17Not so fast!
00:36:21You said we have to walk this path!
00:36:25But this is clearly a road!
00:36:31You're right, Patrick! It is a road!
00:36:34I know!
00:36:35Tartar sauce! Now what are we gonna do?
00:36:37I know!
00:36:38What difference does it make?
00:36:40You say road, I say path!
00:36:42I say potato, you say potato!
00:36:45No, I don't! I say string cheese!
00:36:47Oh, string cheese!
00:36:50String cheese!
00:36:52String cheese!
00:36:53The road of string cheese!
00:36:55String cheese road!
00:36:57String cheese...
00:36:59Expressway!
00:37:00String cheese...
00:37:02Castle!
00:37:02I can't shake it!
00:37:04Bob, no!
00:37:04Killing him might tip him off!
00:37:06What do you say we go beat these challenges?
00:37:09Road or no road?
00:37:13Watch out for the skeleton guardians!
00:37:18What?!
00:37:18Watch out for me!
00:37:21Watch out for the wa-oof?
00:37:24Not sure what that means.
00:37:25Plus, it's hard to hear with all the...
00:37:29...sounds.
00:37:30Well, whatever it is, I'm sure it's not that important.
00:37:35Patrick?
00:37:36I think these are the guys who are gonna...
00:37:39Fortify our intestines!
00:37:41Yay!
00:37:44Bob!
00:37:45We gotta reach that nitwisp before he gets killed!
00:37:48Definitely trying, sir!
00:37:50What do you think?
00:37:52Path?
00:37:53Or road?
00:37:56Ugh!
00:37:57Can someone hand me my eyebrows?
00:38:00Short play, huh?
00:38:02I think my skills will satisfy.
00:38:06Dodge!
00:38:07Parry!
00:38:07Thrust!
00:38:08Flié!
00:38:12Patrick!
00:38:21What if Mr. Krabs was right?
00:38:23And I am just a bubble-blowing baby boy!
00:38:26That wouldn't be good!
00:38:27Um, Patrick, what are we gonna do?
00:38:36You're asking the wrong question, lad!
00:38:40Mr. Krabs?
00:38:42If you wanna get out of this pickle, you're gonna have to start acting like a rough-and-tumble swashbuckler!
00:38:49Well, how do I do that?
00:38:51You start by asking the right question!
00:38:55It's not, what are we gonna do?
00:38:58It's, what would I do?
00:39:01What would I do?
00:39:03Huh?
00:39:03No!
00:39:04No, no!
00:39:05Me!
00:39:05What would me do?
00:39:07Not you!
00:39:08Me!
00:39:09Mr. Krabs!
00:39:10What would I do?
00:39:12Oh!
00:39:13That makes way more sense.
00:39:21So, how does it... does this end, or...?
00:39:24Wake up!
00:39:26Patrick!
00:39:27Maybe if we act like Mr. Krabs, we can make our way through this!
00:39:31Why didn't I think of that?
00:39:32Because you're not a swashbuckler certificate recipient in the making!
00:39:37Bob!
00:39:38You spotted him on the cone!
00:39:40Sorry, sir!
00:39:41I don't...
00:39:42Wait!
00:39:43Hey!
00:39:43Look at me!
00:39:51Ruffle and tumble!
00:39:52Ahem!
00:39:53Argh!
00:39:53I'm no bubble blower!
00:39:55I'm a rough and tumble swashbuckler!
00:39:58Rough and tumble as the day is long!
00:40:01They don't come as rough and tumble as me!
00:40:04Rough and tumble!
00:40:05Tumble and...
00:40:06Whoa!
00:40:07Ah!
00:40:11Ah!
00:40:14Ah!
00:40:14Ah!
00:40:14Oh!
00:40:15Huh!
00:40:15Look at me!
00:40:16Ruffle and tumble!
00:40:19Ah!
00:40:20Ah!
00:40:22Ah!
00:40:22Ah!
00:40:22Oof!
00:40:24SpongeBob?
00:40:25These look like...
00:40:27Our intestines!
00:40:29And they're...
00:40:31Fortified!
00:40:32This means I passed the first challenge!
00:40:35Whoa!
00:40:36Look at my wiggle!
00:40:38Ah!
00:40:38Look at us!
00:40:39Wiggle wobble!
00:40:40Peek-a-boo!
00:40:42Ha-ha!
00:40:43Hair-do-do!
00:40:45Woo-woo-woo!
00:40:46What are those idiots doing?
00:40:49Ah!
00:40:54What is happening?
00:40:57Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa!
00:41:01Who-a-wa-wa!
00:41:05Whoa!
00:41:06Awww!
00:41:07Awww!
00:41:07Wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee!
00:41:15Weeeeeee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee!
00:41:16I think you're right, sir.
00:41:18Look!
00:41:24Yes!
00:41:27Yes!
00:41:32Yes!
00:41:41Spike Bob?
00:41:42Uh-oh! You know what that means, Mr. Krabs.
00:41:45I'm in deep shrimp.
00:41:48SpongeBob!
00:41:51Polar Land!
00:41:59On to challenge number two!
00:42:05Shiloh?
00:42:08Bad news, sir.
00:42:09Krabs is following us.
00:42:11What?!
00:42:12No, no, no!
00:42:13If he catches up, he'll tell SpongeBob the truth and ruin everything!
00:42:18Oh, Bob.
00:42:19It's been so long, and I'm so close!
00:42:23I wouldn't worry about Krabs, sir.
00:42:26He ain't gonna last long in the underworld.
00:42:38Huh?
00:42:39Where's that music coming from?
00:42:42Hmm, not bad.
00:42:44Uh-huh!
00:42:58Huh?
00:43:01Huh?
00:43:06The
00:43:07Greetings, Travelers.
00:43:08Come play with us.
00:43:11Come play?
00:43:13Cover your ears, Squidward!
00:43:15Those are sirens!
00:43:16Tempted us into a smooth jazz trap!
00:43:18Oh crap!
00:43:20Later, losers!
00:43:22Ha ha ha ha!
00:43:25Squidward, we gotta save Spongebob!
00:43:28Uh-huh.
00:43:30There's no time for a solo!
00:43:33There's always time for a solo.
00:43:42Ow!
00:43:48Ha ha ha!
00:43:51Well, music lovers, what do you think?
00:43:55Ah!
00:43:55Now I gotta save that good-for-nothing, easy-listening layabout.
00:44:04Way down!
00:44:08There's gotta be something in here that'll help, Squidward.
00:44:14Huh?
00:44:15Better hurry up!
00:44:16Or instead of being a big guy, I'll be a dead guy!
00:44:20Ah!
00:44:21Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:44:23Whoa!
00:44:24Bandages, no!
00:44:26Antiseptic, no!
00:44:27We're gonna-no!
00:44:28Rip me, snow!
00:44:29Whoa!
00:44:30Ha!
00:44:31Help!
00:44:33No, don't you don't!
00:44:35Whoa!
00:44:36Whoa!
00:44:36Whoa!
00:44:37Whoa!
00:44:39Whoa!
00:44:40Whoa!
00:44:42Whoa!
00:44:44Whoa!
00:44:45Whoa!
00:44:46Uh-oh!
00:44:52No more wasted time, Squidward!
00:44:54We might already be too late!
00:45:05You know, I think we cracked the code to these challenges.
00:45:08All I gotta do is keep acting like Mr. Krabs, and I'll be swashbuckling in no time!
00:45:13To Mr. Krabs!
00:45:15Big guys!
00:45:22Oh, what are they doing now?
00:45:24Are they?
00:45:25You can celebrate later, lad!
00:45:27Let's head to the next challenge!
00:45:32SpongeBob!
00:45:37His pink friend is slowing us down!
00:45:40Oh, just give me five minutes with him, sir.
00:45:42I'll explain how we do things around here!
00:45:48Okay, chill out, Bob.
00:45:50I have a better idea.
00:45:56SpongeBob!
00:45:57Swashbucklers don't spend their time seahorsin' around!
00:46:00Really?
00:46:01What's the swashbuckling stance on giggling?
00:46:05Not good!
00:46:07What about butt-wiggling?
00:46:11Maybe you don't want this bad enough, SpongeBob.
00:46:15That's not true!
00:46:17I want to be a big guy more than anything!
00:46:19Well, if you want to be someone big, you're gonna have to leave some of your small ways behind.
00:46:27Huh?
00:46:34Oh.
00:46:39Okay.
00:46:40No more seahorsin' around.
00:46:42Smart lad!
00:46:44Now, let's get you to challenge number two!
00:46:52Welcome to the Underworld!
00:46:55For it premises to be an exciting contest, we're just moments away from challenge number two!
00:47:03Tell me, Barb, will it be even more difficult than the last challenge?
00:47:09Uh, yes.
00:47:11There's no telling what's lurking along that path to the platform.
00:47:16It could be a charging ball climb, or a terrifying jelly hook.
00:47:21Hope it's not my third grade math teacher.
00:47:23She scares the heck out of me!
00:47:25Know what I'm saying?
00:47:27You're on my foot.
00:47:28Let's meet our challenger!
00:47:31Standing at a full 36 clams high, inhaling all the way from Bikini Bottom...
00:47:36My best friend, SpongeBird Squashorts!
00:47:41This bubble blower has got a lot to prove.
00:47:44If he ever wants to show the world, he's a swashbuckler.
00:47:50Challenge number two won't be easy, but I believe in you, big guy.
00:47:57Now, go get him!
00:47:59Big guy, big guy, big guy, big guy, big guy, big guy, big guy, big guy.
00:48:07Yikes!
00:48:22Okay, Squarepants, you can do this.
00:48:26What would I do?
00:48:30Huh?
00:48:33Whoa!
00:48:36Wee!
00:48:39Woo-hoo!
00:48:41Oh, yeah!
00:48:43Yeah, baby!
00:48:46Woo-hoo!
00:48:52Woo-hoo!
00:48:53Woo-hoo!
00:48:54Woo-hoo!
00:48:54Woo-hoo!
00:48:54Woo-hoo!
00:48:55Yeah!
00:49:00Ooh!
00:49:01Your lucky brick!
00:49:07Oh!
00:49:10Oh!
00:49:20Oh!
00:49:22Oh!
00:49:22Oh!
00:49:24Oh!
00:49:24Whee!
00:49:25Oh!
00:49:28Oh!
00:49:31Wooow!
00:49:32Hee sho!
00:49:35Hee-hee hee!
00:49:37Ah!
00:49:39Ha!
00:49:40Rhonkissa!
00:49:44Aaaaaaah!
00:49:46Nooo!
00:49:46Ha!
00:49:48Jacob?
00:49:50Oh!
00:49:52Oh!
00:49:58Woho!
00:50:00Yah!
00:50:02Woohoo!
00:50:04Yeah, yeah!
00:50:09Ha ha!
00:50:11Ah yeah!
00:50:13Ah!
00:50:14I'm down!
00:50:17Yeah!
00:50:22we interrupt this movie for an important message from paramount studios this picture's gone
00:50:27completely off the rails the only thing that can save it is some serious star power get sandy
00:50:35cheeks in this movie pronto howdy do spongebob
00:50:42that's not what i meant who is it
00:50:48get out of here get out
00:51:27boy if only mr krabs could see me now he'd finally see what i've been seeing all along
00:51:35a sludge buckler in the making really really but remember if you want to become a true big guy
00:51:43you have to stay focused got it focused
00:51:47bubble break
00:51:50you had me at bubble
00:51:55let's do a triple dog backslash wand grabber
00:51:59with the banana slap twist blister
00:52:08yeah um sounds fun patrick but maybe we shouldn't do this anymore
00:52:15what well it's just you know i have this other thing i'm doing
00:52:21you mean you don't want to blow bubbles with me
00:52:32i really want to but that's okay it's just that i should
00:52:37no it's fine pat
00:52:39i'm not crying
00:52:40it's just raining on my face
00:52:44ah don't worry about your friend
00:52:47you can make it up to him once you're a swashbuckler
00:52:50well i guess good lad just keep your eyes on the prize
00:52:58come on almost there
00:53:01you're pushing this tub way too hard
00:53:04we can't stop until we reach spongebob
00:53:07can't stop won't stop
00:53:09no stop
00:53:17we stop
00:53:19oh i'm so sorry me boy
00:53:22why didn't i just show you how to be a swashbuckler when you asked
00:53:27you never told me how much you cared
00:53:31well i couldn't
00:53:32emotions that are emotional
00:53:33are hard for me
00:53:35well it doesn't matter now
00:53:38what
00:53:39you're stuck
00:53:40so i'm doomed
00:53:42goodbye
00:53:45quick we gotta fix this damper
00:53:47we gotta fix it
00:53:48oh sure
00:53:49let's go pop into an auto parts store
00:53:52and get what we need
00:53:54huh
00:53:57good eye gary
00:53:59does this seem a little convenient
00:54:01nonsense
00:54:02these big box stores are everywhere
00:54:09spare tire
00:54:10exhaust pipe
00:54:11tyrant
00:54:12and
00:54:13oil
00:54:14oil
00:54:15oil
00:54:15where's the oil
00:54:16just ask somebody
00:54:18hello
00:54:19we need some oil over here
00:54:21hello
00:54:23hello
00:54:25there is everybody
00:54:30hello
00:54:31that might be our cue to go
00:54:35there's someone's shoe
00:54:36and there's the other one
00:54:49what kind of big box store is this
00:54:55run
00:55:01i see the exit
00:55:31What's the plan, Mr. Krabs?
00:55:35It looks hungry, and it's getting closer.
00:55:40Say the word.
00:55:41Any time now.
00:55:44Sooner than better.
00:55:49Really?
00:56:06Hey, I found the oil.
00:56:12Bye-bye, Krabby.
00:56:23Bob, what do you do when your best friend doesn't want to blow bubbles anymore?
00:56:31Well, I, uh...
00:56:35Thanks.
00:56:37Makes a lot of sense.
00:56:46This is it, lad.
00:56:48The last challenge.
00:56:50Finish this, and you'll become a swashbuckler!
00:56:57Let's do it.
00:57:11Ready, Dutch?
00:57:12Bang it!
00:57:29Ta-da!
00:57:31Daring, bravery, courageousness, panache, guts, grit, moxie...
00:57:35And intestinal fortitude!
00:57:37You did them all!
00:57:39I knew you were special, man!
00:57:41Oh-oh, no!
00:57:55Whoa!
00:58:01Look at that!
00:58:02Oh, inside those doors, you'll stand at the altar, blow the hornpipe, and a swashbuckler you'll become.
00:58:11And once I get my certificate, Mr. Krabs will finally see that I'm a big guy.
00:58:18Then, I can do what every little guy dreams of doing when he grows up.
00:58:23Ride that big guy roller coaster.
00:58:26Yes, yes, roller co...
00:58:27Wait, you mean your dream is to ride a roller coaster?
00:58:31Well, of course. We all have dreams. What's yours?
00:58:36What? Well, I dream of a wonderful world above the waves, where the sun shines in your face, and the
00:58:46wind blows through your hair.
00:58:48What's this magical place called?
00:58:51Santa Monica!
00:58:53Oh, look at me, chattering like a cabin boy. Let's get going!
00:58:58Stop right there!
00:59:03Good thing this bird is allergic to shellfish!
00:59:09Mr. Krabs?
00:59:10Oh, tartasus!
00:59:15Are you okay, boyo? Did you get hurt at all? Any bumps, bruises, scratches?
00:59:19I'm so glad we found you!
00:59:22Who's we?
00:59:23Me, Squidward, and Gary.
00:59:31We're here to rescue you!
00:59:33From him!
00:59:34Whoa, whoa! Now hold on, Krabs!
00:59:36Oh, I'm not in any danger.
00:59:38The Flying Dutchman's been helping me become a swashbuckler.
00:59:40Just like you!
00:59:41Oh, no!
00:59:42Oh-ho!
00:59:44Well, you see, I, uh...
00:59:46You wanna tell him?
00:59:47Or should I?
00:59:49Tell me what?
00:59:50Oh, it's about me past, lad.
00:59:54I embellished a few of the, uh, finer details.
01:00:00I did spend me youth at sea, but I wasn't the captain.
01:00:06Wait a minute. You were a fry cook?
01:00:09Aye. And like you, I dreamed of being a swashbuckler.
01:00:19But nobody believed in me.
01:00:21They said I was a bubble-blowing baby boy.
01:00:26I was so ashamed.
01:00:29And that's when something called out to me.
01:00:34It was the Dutchman's hornpipe.
01:00:39Oh?
01:00:42A dirty deceiver promised to make me a swashbuckler
01:00:46and lured me to the underworld.
01:00:49But I froze when I saw that terrifying place.
01:00:55The underworld shivered me timbers and I ran home,
01:00:59tail between me legs.
01:01:01I had many adventures at sea, boy.
01:01:04But I never did become a swashbuckler.
01:01:07But what about the swashbuckler certificate?
01:01:11Well, about that.
01:01:18I've been battling the horrors of the underworld?
01:01:22For a kid's video!
01:01:25I thought it looked familiar.
01:01:27I'm sorry I lied, lad.
01:01:29I just couldn't bear for you to know I was a coward.
01:01:33But I'm telling you the truth now.
01:01:35The Dutchman is tricking you.
01:01:37No, he's not.
01:01:38He's just helping me become a swashbuckler.
01:01:40I thought you'd be proud of me.
01:01:43Instead, you're treating me like I'm still just a bubble-blower.
01:01:46That's right.
01:01:48Krabs has never believed in you.
01:01:50Come with me and blow that hornpipe.
01:01:53Show him you're a real swashbuckler.
01:01:56The biggest of the big guys.
01:02:01I'm ready.
01:02:04No, Spongebob!
01:02:06Wait!
01:02:09Hurry, lad!
01:02:11On the pedestal!
01:02:15Spongebob!
01:02:16Don't do it!
01:02:17You'll see, Mr. Krabs.
01:02:19I'm gonna be a big guy.
01:02:21No, no, no, no!
01:02:24Come on now!
01:02:28Hurry...
01:02:29Spongebob!
01:02:48Oh, no!
01:02:50Too late, Crabby!
01:02:52Ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:02:54I shaved your legs!
01:02:57Getcha!
01:02:58Oh, no, no, no!
01:03:07Ooh! Swashbucklers shine!
01:03:10It's not Swashbucklers shine!
01:03:13Yeah! No.
01:03:14It ain't...
01:03:16Huh?
01:03:17Ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:03:19Ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:03:21Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:03:25Yeah!
01:03:46My curse is lit and dry!
01:03:51What?
01:03:52I tricked you!
01:03:53Oh, you're such a big guy!
01:03:57Ready to be a swashbuckler!
01:04:00It's all been a big lie!
01:04:03And you fell for it!
01:04:06Huh?
01:04:08Oh, no!
01:04:10Back... Back...
01:04:12Hang on to your square, Dariel!
01:04:20Guess who's cursed now!
01:04:28All hail the new Flying Bob Dutchpants!
01:04:34What?
01:04:36Oh, Mr. Krabs!
01:04:39You were right about him!
01:04:41Mr. Krabs!
01:04:44Ugh!
01:04:45Looks like you've got a little Dutchman on you, too!
01:04:49It's a double Dutchman, sir!
01:04:54You tricked me!
01:04:57You wanted to be a big guy swashbuckler, didn't you?
01:05:01So what are you complaining about?
01:05:03You should be thanking me!
01:05:06No!
01:05:07Please, Mr. Dutchman, sir!
01:05:09I changed my mind!
01:05:10I don't want to be a swashbuckler anymore!
01:05:12Oh, don't, Fred, sailor!
01:05:15All you need to do is find someone to trick into trading places with you!
01:05:21It only took me, uh...
01:05:23Let's see, uh...
01:05:26500 years!
01:05:29Oh!
01:05:33Now I finally get to go home!
01:05:36Yep!
01:05:37We gotta run!
01:05:38Huh?
01:05:41Wait!
01:05:42Aren't you taking me?
01:05:44Why would I do that?
01:05:46I don't need you anymore!
01:06:12What have I done?
01:06:15It's not your fault, lad!
01:06:17It was my lion that led you here!
01:06:20And now we're cursed to be ghosts!
01:06:23Forever!
01:06:26Forever?
01:06:28Forever!
01:06:30Forever, forever!
01:06:32Forever, forever!
01:06:37Forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever!
01:06:40Forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever!
01:06:44One more!
01:06:45Forever!
01:06:49Ghost Captain's Log.
01:06:50Tuesday, the 4732nd, in the month of Forever, in the year of... eternity.
01:07:07I had it all!
01:07:09Good job!
01:07:10Great friends!
01:07:11I should've stayed a bubble blower!
01:07:15You'll always be a bubble blower to me!
01:07:18I'm sorry, Patrick.
01:07:20I can't believe what a jerk I was.
01:07:23Can you ever forgive me?
01:07:34Oh, there's gotta be something we can do!
01:07:37I'm afraid there's nothing we can do.
01:07:39You made a deal with the Dutchman.
01:07:42It's hopeless.
01:07:43Oh, no!
01:07:45Bart?
01:07:47We're not letting that son of a perch win yet.
01:07:51I've read the Dutchman's deal.
01:07:53And I know what's in the fine print.
01:07:57Pursuant to the provisions outlined in the Official Pirate Curse Rulebook of 1586,
01:08:02It is hereby stipulated that the recipient of an officially designated curse
01:08:04is afforded the chance to rectify and nullify all baits and burdens through demolition
01:08:07It's done so within the morrow, and so on, and so forth, as a crime as a crime.
01:08:09Of course!
01:08:10Break the horn before sunset and you'll reverse the curse!
01:08:15How'd you understand that?
01:08:18I don't know.
01:08:20Oh, but the pirate formerly known as the Flying Dutchman took it to the surface.
01:08:25The surface?
01:08:26I can get us there!
01:08:34Remember, you can only go to the surface this one time.
01:08:38When the sun sets, the curse is permanent.
01:08:43I told you!
01:08:44I don't know!
01:08:49Bye, everybody!
01:08:53Hopefully not forever!
01:08:55Bye, Splidge Bob!
01:08:57You know, for a doofus, you've got a pretty good head on your shoulders.
01:09:01What?
01:09:02Where?
01:09:03Get it off!
01:09:04Get it off!
01:09:04Get it off!
01:09:05Hey, come on.
01:09:07I'll give you guys a ride home.
01:09:11Remember, boy-o!
01:09:13Break the horn pipe!
01:09:14And reverse the curse!
01:09:16Right!
01:09:17Break the pipe, reverse the curse!
01:09:19Break that pipe!
01:09:20Reverse that curse!
01:09:25Reverse that curse!
01:09:26Break it! Break it!
01:09:27Reverse it!
01:09:28Reverse it!
01:09:29Break it!
01:09:30Break it!
01:09:31Break it!
01:09:31Break it!
01:09:32Break it!
01:09:33Whoa!
01:09:35We made it!
01:09:37Oh, but it's so big up here.
01:09:39The Dutchman could be anywhere.
01:09:41Well, we'd better find him quick.
01:09:43There's no telling what trouble that cutthroat pirate will cause.
01:09:50I'm here, surface world, and I am ready to party!
01:10:02Let's go!
01:10:04Let's go!
01:10:11Whooo!
01:10:13Whoa!
01:10:13Whooo setup with isn't even more cumm armies.
01:10:20Reca LETTING you!
01:10:20It's and nevermind.
01:10:24Jakarta in Phleetia wooc!
01:10:25Yay!
01:10:28blossoming all day come back.
01:10:33Had to пол of lange PMs.
01:10:43Santa Monica, whoo-hoo, paradise!
01:11:02Break that pipe!
01:11:04Weverse that curse!
01:11:23You!
01:11:24Quick, grab the hornpipe!
01:11:26No!
01:11:27What are you doing here?
01:11:29I serve my time as Dutchman, and I'm not going back!
01:11:33You will if we break that hornpipe!
01:11:36Well, then I'll just have to take it to the one place you'll never go!
01:11:44Oh, no!
01:12:04A rollercoaster?
01:12:05Why did it have to be a rollercoaster?
01:12:08Come on, SpongeBob!
01:12:09We gotta stop him!
01:12:10Hey!
01:12:11There he is!
01:12:13Dude, no cuts!
01:12:15Oh, right.
01:12:15Sorry.
01:12:16Huh.
01:12:2630 minutes later.
01:12:30Woohoo!
01:12:33Next.
01:12:35See at sunset!
01:12:37After those pasty white legs!
01:12:44He's getting away!
01:12:46Jump!
01:12:46Yeah!
01:12:48Made it!
01:12:49Oh, no.
01:12:51I'm on a rollercoaster!
01:12:57Huh?
01:12:58You gotta be kidding me!
01:13:02What?
01:13:03Hold on, SpongeBob Scanty Bears!
01:13:11I gotta get off this thing!
01:13:13No, SpongeBob!
01:13:14What you gotta do is stay on this thing and get that hornpipe!
01:13:19How am I gonna do that?
01:13:21How am I gonna do that?
01:13:21You start by asking the right question!
01:13:24What would you do?
01:13:28What would you do?
01:13:30No!
01:13:31Not me!
01:13:31Look!
01:13:32You!
01:13:32SpongeBob!
01:13:33What would you do?
01:13:35Huh?
01:13:35How's that gonna help?
01:13:37You said it yourself.
01:13:38I'm not a big guy.
01:13:40I'm just a bubble blower.
01:13:42Well, I was wrong about bubble blowers, okay?
01:13:45They got more panache, guts, grit, moxie, and intestinal fortitude than any swashbuckler I ever met.
01:13:52SpongeBob, big guys aren't rough and tumble.
01:13:55They're smart and loving and brave and grateful and just fun to be around.
01:14:04Are you talking about me, Mr. Krabs?
01:14:07Of course I am!
01:14:08And you're the only one who can break our curse!
01:14:11So ask yourself, what would you do?
01:14:15Well, I'd blow a bubble.
01:14:17Then get flowing, you bubble-blowing big baby guy!
01:14:21That sun's about to set!
01:14:26I'm okay!
01:14:30Oh, yeah!
01:14:33Oh, yeah!
01:14:35Whoa!
01:14:36Oh, yeah!
01:14:36Full dog, man!
01:14:38Don't look down, bubble boy!
01:14:41I'm coming for ya!
01:14:45Persistence, little barnacle!
01:14:49Give me that.
01:14:51Yeah.
01:14:52Poo!
01:14:53I'm coming for ya!
01:14:53Wiener! Ten o'clock!
01:15:00Holy...
01:15:01Huh?
01:15:02I got you, lad!
01:15:03Nice catch, Mr. K!
01:15:05Now let's go get that hornpipe!
01:15:10Miss me?
01:15:12I came here to do two things.
01:15:15Kick butt and blow bubbles.
01:15:18Looks like I'm all out of butt.
01:15:23Hmm?
01:15:31Hey!
01:15:33What are you doing?
01:15:36Cut it out!
01:15:38Get back!
01:15:50Seriously?
01:15:51Blow in a bubble was your big plan, baby boy?
01:15:56Ha ha ha ha!
01:15:58Hmm?
01:15:59Ah!
01:16:04Whoa!
01:16:06Whoa!
01:16:07Whoa!
01:16:10Huh?
01:16:10Huh?
01:16:16Oh, the poor boy! He's lost his mind!
01:16:20I'm fine, Mr. Krabs. It just tickled my belly.
01:16:23Ain't you scared?
01:16:24No, it's really fun!
01:16:39It doesn't even matter. Once the sun sets, I win!
01:16:46Mr. Krabs, look!
01:16:49It's your bubble!
01:16:53Hmm...
01:16:54Hey, Dutchman!
01:16:55What happens again when the sun sets?
01:16:58I win!
01:17:00I win!
01:17:02I win!
01:17:04I win!
01:17:09I win!
01:17:12I win!
01:17:18I win!
01:17:21I win!
01:17:25I win!
01:17:41Oh, fish sticks.
01:17:46A vast barb.
01:17:48No hard feelings about leaving you behind.
01:17:54Let's say we pick up where we left off.
01:17:56Well, not exactly where we left off.
01:18:06Outdone by a bubble blower.
01:18:23For proving his silliness, good nature, gaiety, merriment, sense of humor, high spirits, and bubble-blowing ability,
01:18:33it is my great honor to present SpongeBob SquarePants with the official Big Guy Certificate.
01:18:41Uh, is this where I order?
01:18:45Wow, it's... isn't it beautiful?
01:18:49And to honor our beloved fry cook, all Krabby Patties are full price!
01:18:57Hey, wait a second.
01:19:00Thank you, Mr. Krabs.
01:19:02But I have to say, I couldn't have done it without my best bubble-blowing buddy in the whole wide
01:19:08world.
01:19:09Congratulations.
01:19:10Patrick.
01:19:11Your name is Patrick, too?
01:19:13I think he means you.
01:19:15This award is half yours.
01:19:18Yay!
01:19:21Here's your half.
01:19:22I win!
01:19:27I'd also like to thank someone very special to me.
01:19:31My boss, my mentor, and most of all, my friend, Mr. Krabs.
01:19:37Oh, SpongeBob.
01:19:39This calls for...
01:19:42An extra special bubble blow!
01:19:44Woo-hoo!
01:19:46Woo-hoo!
01:19:51Oh!
01:19:56Huh?
01:19:59Bikini Bottom Bubble Hug!
01:20:01Is this really necessary?
01:20:05Ow!
01:20:05You're right, Gary.
01:20:07It does feel like something's missing.
01:20:14Oh, yeah!
01:20:17I can't believe it for Cockney!
01:20:20Bobby's thinking for the...
01:20:24The big stuff!
01:20:27Who do you think you are?
01:20:30It's a big stuff!
01:20:36Stop!
01:20:38Stop playing with them, guys!
01:20:40right?
01:20:41Big out, big guy, big big guy, big guy, big guy, SpongeBob big guy, pants okay!
01:20:47SpongeBob big guy, pants okay!
01:20:49Big guy...
01:20:50Big guy, big guy, big big guy, big guy, ehrlich.
01:20:53Spongebob, big guy, pants okay
01:20:55Spongebob, big guy, pants okay
01:20:57If they wake up, I'm feeling my best
01:20:59I bend over, I do my little stretch
01:21:01Ain't a jellyfish, but I'm the catch
01:21:03Feel like that fish, so I'm pumping my chest
01:21:05I blow bubbles so big like Mrs. Pup
01:21:08I be locked in like, no, this isn't love
01:21:10Eating fancy like, no, this isn't chump
01:21:12With my bestie like, everything's fun
01:21:14Big guy, big guy, big, big guy, big guy
01:21:18Spongebob, big guy, pants okay
01:21:20Spongebob, big guy, pants okay
01:21:22Big guy, big guy, big, big guy, big guy
01:21:27Spongebob, big guy, pants okay
01:21:28Spongebob, big guy, pants okay
01:21:31Big things about a half in a day
01:21:33I woke up feeling a brand new way
01:21:35Dancing the world in a brand new way
01:21:37Spongebob, big guy, pants okay
01:21:39Tight kids, square hips
01:21:41Doing a dance in my big guy pants
01:21:43But that is the top of the list I am
01:21:45And on my plugs, they came fresh out of clam
01:21:47Big guy, big guy, big, big guy
01:21:50Big guy, Spongebob, big guy, pants okay
01:21:53Spongebob, big guy, pants okay
01:21:56Big guy, big guy, big, big guy
01:21:59Big guy, Spongebob, big guy, pants okay
01:22:02Spongebob, big guy, pants okay
01:22:04Hope to wake up, I'm feeling my best
01:22:06Big things about a half in a day
01:22:08I bend over, I do my little stretch
01:22:10I woke up feeling a brand new way
01:22:12Ain't a jellyfish, but I'm the catch
01:22:14Dancing the world in a brand new way
01:22:16Feel like that fish, so I'm bumping my chest
01:22:19Spongebob, big guy, pants okay
01:22:21Big guy, big guy, big guy, big guy
01:22:25Spongebob, big guy, pants okay
01:22:27Spongebob, big guy, pants okay
01:22:29Big guy, big guy, big guy, big guy
01:22:33Spongebob, big guy, pants okay
01:22:35Spongebob, big guy, pants okay
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