00:00THE END
00:38Now, you see, Miss Dinklemeyer, that's the way it should be sung.
00:41Shall we try it again?
00:42I'll try anything for you, Professor.
00:44That's fine, fine.
00:47If you please, Doctor.
00:50Doctor.
00:52Doctor.
00:55Play.
01:00Oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm a little boy.
01:06Bring in you.
01:08Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:13Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:23No, no, you are too portissimo, too allegro, too cointro.
01:27Oh, is that bad?
01:28It ain't good.
01:29You're supposed to be singing about the voices of spring,
01:31not the eruption of a volcano.
01:32Give with the throat, not with the bellows.
01:34Oh, oh, Professor, you want it more like a bird.
01:38That's it, that's it.
01:40Give me the bird.
01:45Look.
01:50Play.
01:53Play.
01:57Play.
02:03Play.
02:04Play.
02:32That's enough, that's enough.
02:34We've done enough for today.
02:35You might hurt your voice, you know, bend it, crack it, or break it or something.
02:38Oh, Professor, you're so considerate.
02:41I'm just crazy about you.
02:44Don't forget, we've got another lesson Tuesday.
02:46Gargle with old race plays.
02:48All right, Professor.
02:49I know you wouldn't want anything to happen to my throat.
02:53Except to have somebody cut it.
02:54How would you like to be married to a dame like that?
02:57Don't even say that.
02:59I order.
03:00You order what?
03:01I ought to be a little more careful.
03:03Well, shut up and listen.
03:03Do you remember your Uncle Caleb?
03:05Do I?
03:06Why, that old tightwad heat steel flies with a blind spider.
03:08But, Shemp, he's a...
03:09He's a loss and a weasel.
03:10Yeah, well, he just died and left you 500,000 bucks.
03:13Just like that old skin flint.
03:16500,000 bucks!
03:18Poor old Uncle Caleb.
03:20Like I was saying, he was a swell guy.
03:22Give me the shirt off his back and throw in the buttons, too.
03:25But there's one little catch.
03:27You get the dough provided you're married.
03:28So what?
03:30Married?
03:30No.
03:31No, fellas.
03:32I'm going to faint.
03:34Oh!
03:36Or...
03:36Or what?
03:37If you get married within 48 hours of the reading of the will.
03:40What time was that?
03:41Six o'clock a night before last.
03:42You just got seven hours to get yourself a bride.
03:44It can't be done.
03:45No woman is interested in me.
03:47Maybe not, pal.
03:48But if you look real hard,
03:49you might find one that's interested in half a million bucks.
03:52Maybe you got something there.
03:53You're darn right he has.
03:54Do you know any girls?
03:55I got a lot of numbers,
03:56but I haven't had much luck with them lately.
03:57Well, you can't get killed for trying.
03:58Where's the phone?
03:59There's a booth down the hall.
04:00Well, what are we waiting for?
04:01Down the hall!
04:03Oh!
04:05Oh!
04:06Oh!
04:07Oh!
04:08Oh!
04:08Here, here's six nickels.
04:09That makes 17.
04:09You ought to hit the jackpot with one of them.
04:11Go ahead.
04:21Give me Susquehanna 2-2-2-2.
04:26Say, he's been in there over an hour.
04:29What are you getting nervous about?
04:30When Shemp pours on the charm,
04:31no dame can resist him.
04:32I hope you're right.
04:33Hello?
04:34Is this Ginger Gray?
04:36It is?
04:37Well, this is your little snoogums.
04:38I'm about to do you a big favor.
04:41Will you marry me?
04:42Oh!
04:43Oh!
04:45Oh!
04:46Oh!
04:47Hey, any luck?
04:48I've got one phone number and one nickel left.
04:51Well, start using it.
04:54You clumsy ox, you.
04:56Let that go.
04:57It would go to this someplace.
04:58Let's find it.
05:00Take it over that side.
05:02Look at it.
05:04Don't turn that fuck off of me.
05:05Oh, no.
05:07Take this receiver.
05:08I got it.
05:09I got it.
05:11All right.
05:11Just take the...
05:12Wait a minute.
05:13Wait a minute.
05:13All right.
05:14Here, now, wait.
05:15Get this out of my hair here.
05:17All right.
05:17All right.
05:18Easy, easy.
05:19Get off your foot.
05:20Look at what I got here.
05:21What is that?
05:22I don't know.
05:23Yeah.
05:23Wait a minute.
05:23It leads around under my arm.
05:25Then up here, around the neck.
05:27That's your...
05:27Get your hand over here.
05:28Oh, all right.
05:29All right.
05:30Easy.
05:30All right.
05:31Wait a minute.
05:32Come on.
05:32Oh, all right.
05:34Easy.
05:34All right.
05:35Now, wait a minute.
05:35Can you dial from there?
05:37No.
05:37Can you?
05:37Yeah.
05:39Oh.
05:40Oh.
05:45Wait a minute.
05:46If I come around like this one, and get up in this one...
05:51How's that?
05:52Well, it don't feel as good as what I did this.
05:55Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
05:56I'll take it easy.
05:57Now, look.
05:59We ain't getting no place fast.
06:02Let's get this thing right.
06:03All right.
06:04You will know where I get this off.
06:05All right.
06:06Wait a minute.
06:06All right.
06:07I can't stand it anymore.
06:08It started with the book, didn't it?
06:12Mo!
06:13Where's your hat?
06:19How you doing?
06:26Get your hand out of my face.
06:27That ain't my hand.
06:28It's your hand.
06:29All right.
06:30You asked for it.
06:32Ow!
06:32Ow!
06:33Ow!
06:33Ow!
06:34Wait, wait, wait.
06:35Say, miss, would you like to get married?
06:37What?
06:38Get married.
06:39Well, I don't know.
06:40Well, I don't know.
06:40But you are kind of cute at that.
06:42Oh, it's not me.
06:42It's him.
06:45Ah!
06:48You've got to get out of us.
06:49All right.
06:49There isn't much time left.
06:50You know that, don't you?
06:51All right.
06:54What happened?
06:55That's what I want to know.
07:00Wait a minute.
07:06Did you get a load of that?
07:07What a dish.
07:08I want to know who she is.
07:09We'll soon find out.
07:11Oh, boy.
07:11Yes.
07:12Who's the new dame?
07:13A Miss Hopkins.
07:14Miss Hopkins?
07:15Did you hear that, kid?
07:16And you're looking, too.
07:17Go get her, Shep.
07:20Oh, wait a minute.
07:22You can't propose to a girl looking like that.
07:24We've got to give you the works.
07:25Come on.
07:26Come on.
07:27Come on.
07:32Stand still, will you?
07:33We've got to get going.
07:34It's 3 o'clock now.
07:35Yeah?
07:35And if you don't mind a girl by 6 o'clock,
07:37we're out of the money.
07:41I said stand still.
07:44Oh!
07:45Oh, Mo!
07:45Mo!
07:46I'm blind!
07:47You're pointing my eye out!
07:48Get a towel, Mo!
07:49Get a towel!
07:53Hey, where are the towels?
07:54In the bottom drawer.
07:59I got it.
08:04You sure look funny with a bust of brown collar.
08:06Hold that.
08:07Oh.
08:11Where are you?
08:13Here.
08:15Say, I forgot to tell you.
08:17When the afternoon papers come out,
08:18you're going to be famous.
08:19How come?
08:19I gave the story to the reporters.
08:21Yes, sir.
08:22Shemp Howard to inherit a half a million bucks.
08:24Let's get going, kid.
08:32I'm telling you about hold still, now.
08:33I'm warning you.
08:34Oh, excuse me.
08:34What's that mean?
08:38Hold still!
08:46Oh, it's had seven years of hard luck.
08:56How do you like that?
09:02Oh, I said stand.
09:04Oh, oh.
09:06Hey, I cut off my head.
09:07I cut off my head.
09:08Mo, my head is off.
09:09Mo, my head is off.
09:11My head is off.
09:14Oh, there I am.
09:15And as pretty as a picture.
09:17Yeah, but Nate,
09:18I'm going to get going here.
09:19This means half a million dollars.
09:21I know what it means.
09:24Here you are.
09:28Boy, am I tired.
09:29Where did I throw this water?
09:34You look good.
09:35You look great, kid.
09:36You're a cinch.
09:37Go to it.
09:39Come on, come on.
09:56Hello.
09:57Oh, hello.
10:00Come in.
10:01Cousin Basil.
10:03Oh, I'm so happy to see you.
10:06I, I...
10:07I've just been dying to meet you.
10:09You're even cuter than that lady said you were.
10:15Oh, boy, success.
10:17Yeah, listen to those kisses.
10:22Cut it.
10:24Oh, you must be exhausted after your long trip.
10:27Sit down.
10:28Let me look at you, Cousin Basil.
10:31Oh.
10:32Now, don't you go away.
10:36Hello?
10:37Yes, this is Miss Hopkins.
10:39Your Cousin Basil?
10:40Well, then who is...
10:41I was just...
10:42How dare you pretend to be my Cousin Basil?
10:44I'll teach you a thing or two.
10:45You, you won't.
10:47Don't you dare strike me.
10:49Who?
10:49Taking advantage of a poor, weak, helpless woman.
10:53Boy, his kisses are getting loud.
10:54You, you, you horrible person, you...
11:00Get up, get up.
11:01What happened, kid?
11:03Can I help it if I ain't Cousin Basil?
11:05Oh, Professor.
11:06Are you all right?
11:08Oh, I'm fine.
11:10All I wanted to do was propose, but...
11:13Oh, Professor, this is so funny.
11:16You mean you'll really marry him?
11:18Oh, of course.
11:19He's my little old dreamboat.
11:22Your little dreamboat is sailing.
11:25Wait a minute.
11:26You're going to sail away from a half a million bucks?
11:28We only got two hours left.
11:29Come on, get going.
11:30Come on.
11:36I'm right in, folks.
11:38Yeah.
11:40Say, here's the license.
11:41My panel wants to get married in a rush.
11:43Oh, splendid.
11:44Oh, excuse me.
11:46Hello?
11:48Who?
11:49Mr. Howard.
11:50Yes, he's here.
11:52Hello?
11:53Yes?
11:54What?
11:55How many of them?
11:57Wow.
11:58Yeah, yeah.
11:58Okay, thanks.
12:00That was the clerk at the apartment.
12:01Those dames you phoned this morning
12:03found out about the 500 grand in the papers.
12:05Come on, pal.
12:06We've got to make this fast.
12:07Have you got the ring?
12:08Why, certainly.
12:09Certainly I got it.
12:11Oh.
12:12It went in the piano.
12:15Get it.
12:17You see anything?
12:18Yeah, wires.
12:21Listen, you.
12:21What?
12:22You know, I think the piano's out of tune.
12:24Oh, come on.
12:26I think I see it.
12:29Look out.
12:30Get up out of here.
12:31Get me out of here.
12:32My face.
12:33Oh.
12:33You want to spoil my looks?
12:35Impossible.
12:36Never mind your face and get that ring.
12:38It's a quarter of six.
12:42Oh.
12:43Oh, I'm awful.
12:44Sorry.
12:45So am I.
12:47Oh, oh, oh, oh.
12:49Quit lying around in there and get that ring.
12:51Oh, oh, oh.
12:53Oh, get me out of here.
12:54Get me out of here, dummy.
12:58Oh, oh, oh.
12:59Oh, oh, oh.
12:59He's all tangled up with wire.
13:01All right.
13:01Well, back him up and let's break him out of here.
13:04Oh, my.
13:05Oh, the anode.
13:06Shut up.
13:08Hey.
13:08Sit him down.
13:09We'll get a new grip.
13:10Oh.
13:14Easy.
13:14Now, wait.
13:15Get this stuff off.
13:15Oh, oh, oh.
13:17You'll get in the messes every time.
13:19Give me a round.
13:21Now, I'm a few minutes left and no ring.
13:23Oh, nothing.
13:24Wait a minute, fellas.
13:27Here's the ring.
13:27How do you like that?
13:29Get out of here.
13:30Okay, partner.
13:31We're ready for the kickoff.
13:32Uh-huh.
13:33You're in hand, you lovebirds.
13:36I told you to get out of here.
13:38There he is.
13:39Oh, come on.
13:40Wait a minute.
13:41Wait a minute.
13:41Wait a minute.
13:42Who is this character?
13:45She's the bird.
13:46Oh, yeah?
13:47Not well I got my strength.
13:48Tell me toodles.
13:49Didn't you propose to me?
13:50Yes, but I'm with you.
13:51Didn't you?
13:52Yes, but you tied me down.
13:53That was before I read the papers.
13:55Now I accept.
13:56Okay, cuz.
13:57Let her rip.
13:57Oh, don't even propose to me, sir.
13:59And then.
14:00What?
14:01Wait.
14:02Oh, wait.
14:03Look at that.
14:04We better do something fast.
14:05Yeah.
14:07Wait a minute.
14:08What's going on here?
14:10Oh, oh, oh.
14:11Oh, oh.
14:13Oh, lady.
14:15Oh, lady.
14:15Stop it.
14:16Stop it, you little boy.
14:18Oh, no.
14:20Oh, no.
14:24Oh, no.
14:25Oh, no.
14:25Oh, no.
14:26Oh, no.
14:26Oh, no.
14:26Oh, no, justice.
14:28Please.
14:29Please.
14:29Yes, you're just in there.
14:31Hold hands, you lovebirds.
14:33Oh, no.
14:34Oh, no.
14:38Oh, no.
14:42Oh, no.
14:44Oh, no.
14:45Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
14:48Oh, no.
14:50Oh, no.
14:52Wait a minute.
14:53You wouldn't hit a lady with that.
14:55Oh, no.
14:56Use this.
14:57It's bigger.
14:58Oh, no.
14:59Oh, yes.
15:02Oh, no.
15:04Oh, no.
15:04Oh, no.
15:04Oh, no.
15:05Will you marry me?
15:07Never.
15:09Never.
15:35I'm getting a headache.
15:36I'll get your headache.
15:37Oh!
15:38Oh!
15:39Larry, you're not supposed to get me.
15:40Larry!
15:41Oh!
15:42Still.
15:42Oh, still.
15:43I'm getting a toll on her.
15:46Now what do you say?
15:47I give up on Marion.
15:50I think there's anyone.
15:52Help me!
15:56Oh!
16:00Oh, Mr. President, please, please hurry.
16:03Hold hands, you lovely bird.
16:06Oh!
16:07Oh!
16:09Oh!
16:10Oh!
16:12How do you mean, how am I?
16:15Congratulations, both of you.
16:16Oh, thank you.
16:17Yes, thank you.
16:17We're married.
16:19We made it.
16:20It takes a clock and you're married.
16:21What happened?
16:22What happened?
16:22You're married, kid.
16:23Say something.
16:25Help!
16:26Help!
16:32Oh!
16:33Oh!
16:34Oh!
16:35Oh!
16:35Oh!
16:36Oh!
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