00:00Joey, do you have any diva moments that you remember?
00:02Oh, of course.
00:03That you're like embarrassed by?
00:04Well, there's one where it's not even embarrassed.
00:06I was like, fuck you guys, basically, flat out.
00:08We were doing an event.
00:09It was for bobbleheads for Best Buy.
00:11I don't know if you remember the bobbleheads.
00:12I had a random, why would Best Buy ever put toys, bobbleheads, when they sell DVDs back
00:17in the day?
00:17They didn't sell toys or anything like that.
00:19Because I would buy it.
00:20That's why.
00:21They brought people in the store.
00:22We did this thing, and right before that, we've been doing all this press.
00:24We have a charity event.
00:25We're in Miami, if I'm not mistaken.
00:27Yeah.
00:27And we're up in it, I've been running around with my kid, I've been working at the same
00:31time, doing the charity, and I'm just annoyed.
00:33So I'm like, listen, we've got another press thing for this bobblehead thing.
00:36Before we do it, I'd love to eat something.
00:37When we get into makeup, when we get up in the room, I'd love to order a cheeseburger.
00:41So I've been asking, I'm freaking hungry, I need a cheeseburger.
00:43Just get a cheeseburger.
00:44Whatever it is, me.
00:45Just get a cheeseburger.
00:45So he calls me on the phone, cell phones, we don't text back then, right?
00:48Calls me, I answer the phone, he goes, bro, I'm on my way back.
00:50I go, Joey, you've only got like 20 minutes, you've got to get back.
00:52The mayor of Miami is waiting for you.
00:53All right, all right, I'm back.
00:54Give me a cheeseburger, fries.
00:55You want anything else?
00:56Yeah, Coke.
00:57I said, all right, cool, dude, I'll order it for you right now.
00:59Now the rule is, though, just in general, don't f*** with anybody's food.
01:02I was going to say, if you're hungry, it's not being a diva, that's just caring for your
01:05body.
01:06Don't mess, don't mess with my food.
01:07So I get there, I'm all excited.
01:09Well, hold on, before he gets there, it comes, and we're sitting there, and Justin goes, who's
01:13that for?
01:14He goes, for Joey.
01:15He goes, oh.
01:16I said, when's he coming?
01:17I said, he's on his way now.
01:18I said, he'll be here in like five minutes.
01:19He goes, man, those fries look good.
01:20I'm just going to take a few.
01:21He took a few.
01:22Then Chris said, take half bites of the fries.
01:24Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
01:25Took half bites of the fries.
01:27Then Lance is like, give me the burger.
01:28Lance takes a half bite of the burger, and they lay off.
01:30So we lay it back on the tray.
01:32And close the tray.
01:33I go, oh my God.
01:33We close the tray.
01:34So Joey comes in, all excited.
01:36Yay, we eat.
01:36I open it up, and I look, and I'm like, who the hell ate my burger?
01:39Who ate half the fricking burger, dude?
01:41Seriously.
01:41And nobody would fess up.
01:42I said, you know what?
01:43Since somebody came in and ate my burger, I said I was hungry.
01:46I'm not going anywhere until you get another burger.
01:48I'm not doing anything.
01:49And they were like, what do you mean?
01:50I'm like, I'm not doing it.
01:51And they've never seen me do anything like this.
01:52I'm always, yeah, let's go.
01:54I said, f*** you, I'm not.
01:55I'm hungry.
01:56I'm starving.
01:56We're not leaving.
01:57Oh, come on.
01:58I don't give a f***.
01:59Johnny Wright came up, tried to get me.
02:00I said, I'm not Dave Brown or Torvay.
02:02They're all pulling me aside.
02:03Everybody was trying to get him out.
02:03I go, what do you mean get him out?
02:04I was like, nope.
02:05They go, please.
02:06So I run downstairs to get him a burger.
02:08I said, give me a burger, please, right now.
02:09Can you get me a burger?
02:10So they get it.
02:10He comes up.
02:11And Joey's sitting there like this, his arms folded.
02:13He eats the burger.
02:14Everybody's kind of like, what is he doing?
02:16Why is he pulling it out?
02:17Why is he doing this?
02:17We go out.
02:18We do the interview.
02:19No problem.
02:19The next morning, I get a knock on my door.
02:22Like 4.30 in the morning.
02:23There was like 15 cheeseburgers in my door.
02:26They rolled up a whole freaking tray.
02:28I was like, you're such a b***h.
02:29Here's a note from Justin.
02:31Relax, dude.
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