00:00I have a marital bed this afternoon.
00:03But first, you're doing a ribbon cutting
00:05at that new Flat Earth Planetarium.
00:07Oh, OK.
00:08Jerry!
00:10Well, well.
00:12One more, baby.
00:13Well, I guess you heard the news.
00:16Yeah, not cool, Basmati.
00:18You took advantage of Duck's sad ass life.
00:21No, I gave him a fresh start.
00:23You're the one that tricked him into supporting you.
00:25You think I let that stand?
00:27No, it's going to sit.
00:29Sit all the way down.
00:30Look, Jerry, I know you hate me.
00:32Rivals gotta hate.
00:34But that's the reason why you should vote for me.
00:36There's no magic without Bird.
00:37No Ollie without Foreman.
00:39No Seabiscuit without Jack.
00:40Jassy Joe the horse.
00:41We get it, man.
00:42Did you really come all the way here
00:44to try to change my mind about you?
00:46I'm not some broken old dude you can just throw in a van.
00:49I can't believe you thought that would work on me.
00:50I can't believe it either.
00:51Jerry and I can't believe the same stuff.
00:53And that's why our marriage works.
00:55Being rivals doesn't make me respect you, Dinkins.
00:57I hate being mentioned in the same breath as you.
01:01Because you're a bad person.
01:03Yeah, gambling is a sin, right?
01:06But only if you play sports.
01:07Come on.
01:08I was young and dumb.
01:09Now I only bet on myself.
01:11You are an embarrassment.
01:12And that's why I'm going to make sure
01:14you never get into the Hall of Fame.
01:18Oh, and don't try to use this footage
01:19because clearly it's AI.
01:22Yeah.
01:22Yeah.
01:23Y'all AI does.
01:24Oh, oh.
01:25Oh.
01:26Oh.
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