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Beyond Paradise S04E03 (2026) #SERIESHUB
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00:21I
00:22Thought Morris dancing was all handkerchiefs and kneebells. Yeah traditionally yes, but this
00:28This is dark Morris. It's an arctic cousin much more subversive
00:33It's called the legend of the knock-a-hole dragon a fearsome beast is devouring the villagers, but no night
00:40Slay it which one's margot again. I'm guessing the dragon again. No, she's one of the villagers
00:46That kills the beast with a poison pie
00:49She's been practicing for weeks and dancing around the office
00:53Trying to force feed me pasties
00:56Oh, I think that's her at the back. Oh, let's just watch shall we? It's pretty obvious what's going on
01:14Oh
01:15No, let it from
01:16Oh
01:17Excellent
01:17Excellent
01:18Get his epi-pen
01:20Someone help him, please
01:22No, I'm not
01:23It's not in the case
01:24Where is it? Sorry
01:28Hey
01:28Looks like it was an allergic reaction
01:30The paramedics gave him an epinephrine shot
01:32They're just hoping he's got it in time
01:34What was the allergic to?
01:36Latex
01:36You know marvelous don't you?
01:38Oh, yes
01:38Kindred mariner
01:39I bought my boat from you
01:41Then let her drift out to sea like some janny fortnight
01:44Lord alone knows how
01:48Yes
01:49Sorry, latex you say?
01:51Yeah, anything with rubber
01:52His name's Craig
01:53He's new to the side
01:55But he warned us about his allergy as soon as he joined
01:57Carries an epi-pen in case of emergencies
02:00Showed us all how to use it
02:02Right, so why wait for the medics?
02:04Because it's gone missing from its case
02:06I saw Craig check it before the show
02:07Are you saying someone stole it?
02:09Well, it didn't vanish on its own
02:11Wait, but if someone took it
02:13That means they knew Craig would have a serious reaction
02:15And they wanted to delay his treatment?
02:17Not with anything we use
02:19It's been a right pain having to buy new costumes and masks
02:23Make sure it's all latex-free
02:24Yes, but that doesn't rule out them contaminating it later
02:27Listen, let's gather everything up
02:29Go to forensics for analysis, please
02:30Maybe he touched something with latex earlier on?
02:33No, Craig's allergy is type 1
02:35Any reaction happens the moment he comes into contact with it
02:38So if someone intentionally treated him?
02:40They did so during the dance?
02:41I mean literally the moment before he collapsed?
02:43It would take a few seconds, yeah
02:44But we were all watching
02:46So what did we miss?
02:55What did we miss?
03:01The EpiPen helped, but he's not out of the woods yet
03:04We're having to keep him sedated
03:06Give his body time to recover
03:07Fingers crossed he'll be okay
03:09Don't those tubes contain rubber?
03:11No, everything here is silicon or nitrile based
03:14Even my gloves
03:16I've got a squishy in my pocket
03:19Sorry, I bought it for you
03:20If you have headaches
03:21I'll be stressed
03:22I'm good, thanks
03:23You keep it
03:24Don't put it away
03:25It's okay
03:27Is this polyurethane?
03:29Maybe don't touch him
03:30Just in case
03:31Right, yes, no
03:32Do you know when we might be able to question him?
03:36Maybe in a day or so
03:37But until then
03:38No visitors
03:39Doctor's orders
03:40Thanks Lucy
03:43I'm sorry
03:44I just wanted to check
03:46He was okay
03:46You're part of the Morris side, aren't you?
03:49One of the musicians?
03:51Yeah, I'm Holly
03:53My husband Matthew's the side leader
03:56Please don't tell him I was here
04:01Well the plot thickens
04:22Where have you been?
04:25Out
04:27Walking
04:27Trying to
04:28Make sense of it all
04:32Why are the police involved?
04:34They, uh
04:35Think it may have been deliberate
04:37Which
04:38Is absurd
04:40It was an accident
04:44Hey
04:47You don't need to forget about him
04:51It's just you and me now
04:57Come here
05:02Fresh star, yeah
05:16Yes, do stand in the doorway, Humphrey
05:18That's enormously helpful
05:19Sorry, Anne
05:21Right, so
05:23What do you think?
05:24Your writing's terrible when you're stressed
05:27But I like the carpool idea
05:29How would that work in practice?
05:31No clue
05:32You've put here it's a cost saving of £5,000?
05:35Yeah, do you think it should be more?
05:37I just need to show budget cuts that match one of the team's salary
05:41Then I can argue that I don't need to let anyone go at all
05:45What if you go paperless?
05:47No, I...
05:50Writing notes on scraps of paper, it's how I work
05:54I suppose I could write things on my sleeve
05:56I'll keep thinking
05:57Good idea though
05:58Great
05:59Yeah, thanks
06:00Love you
06:01See you later
06:03Bye, Anne
06:05Thanks for breakfast
06:09If he gets under my feet any more, I could wear him his slippers
06:22Why are you putting Morris up there?
06:24He's as daft as a brushed owl, but he's not an allergy, Psycho
06:28And neither am I
06:30We can't rule anyone out at the moment
06:31You play the villager who poisoned him
06:34You had access to his epi case
06:36If I can find a motive
06:38You're my prime suspect
06:40Morning, Kelby
06:40Dzień dobry
06:44Sorry, I'm trying to learn Polish
06:47Dzień dobry means good morning
06:49It's a really hard language
06:51Which you're attempting
06:52Why?
06:55Oh
06:59Her name's Agnieszka
07:02We met online
07:04She's a PE teacher at an orphanage near Gdansk
07:07Is that why the new aftershave, so she can smell you from here?
07:11Ignore her
07:12She looks lovely
07:13Almost too good to be true
07:16I know, I'm a lucky guy
07:18Morning all
07:20What's that new effort?
07:23I'm gonna call forensics
07:25You've had some more messages from that Mr. Smith at the Hub
07:28He's gonna start stalking you soon
07:30Yes, yes, I'll talk to him later
07:32Any update on our Morris victim, Craig Fields?
07:35Still unconscious, but stabilised
07:36So he's looking more hopeful
07:37The cider really pleased
07:39Holly Willis in particular?
07:41There have been rumours, I can't lie
07:43I mean, I wouldn't kick Craig out of bed if he wanted to get cosy under my duvet
07:47A little focus, Margot, please
07:49What facts do we know about?
07:51Well, he's a carpenter and joiner by trade
07:54He bought a damaged boat off Marvellous
07:56Which he's living on at the boatyard while he's fixing it up
07:59He's planning on sailing around the world when it's done
08:03Wait, this damaged boat?
08:05It's not the Lily Bond, is it?
08:07You better hope not
08:08Otherwise Esther will slap your photo up on that board and all
08:11Craig doesn't sound like your typical Morris dancer
08:14Which is what, exactly?
08:16Well, you've all met Marvellous, right?
08:19He might be a Vakey Oddball
08:21But he's got a heart of gold
08:23Same as Craig, who, it turns out, has done Morris before
08:27He had a lot of fancy ideas which Matthew wasn't impressed with
08:32Matthew Willis side leader?
08:34They're called the Squires
08:36Squires?
08:36It's a big Willis family tradition which Matthew felt Craig was usurping
08:41Is that why the changes, the shift to dark Morris? Was that all down to Craig?
08:46Yeah, we put it to the vote and Craig won
08:49Even Holly voted for it
08:51Ouch!
08:52Is that when the rumours started?
08:54Pretty much
08:55They used to jam together, composing music for the knocker hole
09:00Craig carved her a wooden taper pipe
09:04Matthew's face when he gave it to her
09:07You want a motive?
09:08I'd start right there
09:10I think we need more than just making someone a recorder
09:12Yes, let's not rush to assumptions
09:15There are motives other than jealousy to consider
09:17So let's look into Craig's finances and background, please Mark
09:21Lab report says there is no trace of latex on any of the staffs, masks or costumes
09:28Yet, Craig collapsed mid-dance, so how has his allergy triggered unnoticed?
09:32We need someone to have filmed it
09:37I do know someone who recorded it on their phone
09:40Excellent!
09:41Let's get a copy of that before they delete it
09:43Really?
09:44Yes please
09:45I did a sweep of the crime scene
09:49I found a sweet wrapper
09:52A feather of some sort
09:55And 13 cigarette butts
09:58Because like you say, we can't assume it's irrelevant
10:02Quite right, Kelby
10:03The smallest detail may prove pivotal
10:08Strawberry chew
10:11Interesting
10:13There was no feather of this kind on the Morris costumes
10:17So, uh...
10:19What bird does this belong to?
10:25No wonder
10:29The holy grail of golf is something called an eagle, apparently
10:32Or albatross
10:35How do I look?
10:36Like a lawsuit waiting to happen
10:39Please don't swing that in here
10:41Are they dance clubs?
10:42Yes
10:43Lance Kendrick, who's chair of the sports and culture committee
10:47Asked if I played so naturally
10:49I said yes
10:51Because?
10:52Well, they're allocating seats to all the new councillors
10:54And I don't want to get stuck on the committee of strategic works
10:58I thought if I play around with Lance
11:01He might invite me on board
11:05You said play around with him?
11:07Oh
11:08Knew you meant golf
11:11Well, next time
11:13I'll phrase it more carefully
11:17Wish me luck
11:18Let him win
11:19You'll be fine
11:25If we don't sell all these
11:26Can I take some home from Mum tonight?
11:28Help soften her up before I tell her about my travel plans
11:30She'll be fine about it
11:31Well, I'm hoping she might miss me a bit
11:34Of course she will
11:36And it'll make the short time you have left together all the more precious
11:39She'll spoil you rotten
11:41You have met my mum, right?
11:59Esther, hi!
12:00You wanted to see me
12:01Did you want to book in another massage?
12:03No, last night you were filming that Morris dance
12:06I need a copy of the footage
12:08It may have information we can use
12:10Oh, sure
12:11Yeah, um
12:12No problem
12:14Sorry, do you mind if I
12:16Yeah, it should be in the gallery
12:19Hello, Gordon Van
12:21Yeah, Sandra, we've got you in for 10.30
12:23Okay, we'll see you then
12:25Okay, bye
12:27Oh, sorry
12:28So many photos
12:30New man syndrome
12:32I expect you were the same, right?
12:35Archie told me you guys used to date
12:39Briefly?
12:40It wasn't a big deal
12:42Quick fling, nothing major
12:43Yeah, no, that's what he said
12:46Right, oh, it's not a problem
12:48It's actually quite a relief
12:49You know that it wasn't my massage technique making you so tense the other day
12:53No, that was more about work stressing me out, not Archie
12:56That's long gone, in fact I was the one who ended it
13:00Great
13:00Wait
13:02Ah, here
13:04Sorry
13:04Oof, no, rest for the wicked
13:07Golden fan
13:09Hold on one sec
13:09Well done
13:10Thanks
13:12Nice to see you
13:15Yep
13:15Was that for the hot stone?
13:20It's from Archie's new girlfriend
13:22It's not great quality
13:24Why can't she just stay still?
13:26I think she's dancing
13:27It's hard not to, it's a really catchy tune
13:29How long before Craig collapses?
13:31It's round about here
13:33You ruin my star moment
13:35I'm like Marga Fontaine with that pie
13:39Just saying
13:41Okay
13:43Alright everyone watch closely
13:45Here we go
13:45Any second now
13:48Just a minute
13:51Oh God
13:52Oh God
13:53Oh for God's sake
13:56We missed it
13:56Oh turn the camera
13:57I think it's over, was that it?
13:59No, something's wrong
14:00Look, Holly's the first person to help Craig
14:05But who's that bringing his epi case over?
14:11Who's your prime suspect now?
14:16And here, wait please
14:17Marvelous, hold your horses
14:18Shoulders back
14:20Stand up straight
14:21Full energy please
14:22Here we go
14:24And one
14:24Two
14:25Three
14:25Four
14:26Five
14:27Six
14:27Seven
14:28Smile
14:28Out
14:29Turn
14:29Round
14:30Wait, stop, stop
14:31What are you doing?
14:33Aside from humiliating myself
14:35Just so I can dance with this adorable woman
14:38I have no idea
14:39It's lunchtime
14:41There's a scrumpy with my name on it
14:43At Kitty J's
14:44Why have you dragged us all here for this whip pop?
14:47We're performing in Sulkham at the weekend
14:49And since we don't have a dragon anymore
14:52We need to practice a new dance
14:54Feels wrong doing anything while Craig's still unconscious
14:57Right, let's wait Lee's back
14:58I wanna bash a big stick about
15:00Not wave a white hanky like I'm trying to surrender
15:03No one is more concerned about Craig than me
15:06But this isn't about him
15:08It's about returning to our roots
15:10Honouring our commitments
15:13And doing as your squire says
15:15Hello
15:17Sorry, music stopped
15:18Hope we're not interrupting
15:20Not at all, Inspector
15:21I'm explaining how Morris Stanson's
15:24It's a celebration of community
15:26Of spring and light
15:28Dark Morris is a
15:30Well, that's a different path
15:31And we need to make a choice
15:34You can't have both
15:37Holly, Holly, we're rehearsing
15:39I need a vape
15:41Take five, everyone
15:44Oh, that's fine anyway
15:45We'll need to speak to you all privately
15:47We'll also need to see the dragon dance again
15:49I believe Margot mentioned it
15:51I told Morris to bring in some spare sticks
15:53Her wish is my command
15:55Excellent, thank you
15:56Marvellous
15:57Matty?
15:58If you could get everything set up
16:01I need to talk to Holly
16:02Okay
16:05I can't do this
16:06I'm gonna skedaddle
16:08Yeah, tell him I'm all
16:09Don't you hurry?
16:11Don't get all juggly
16:12Stay put, keep stum
16:14You ain't done nothing wrong
16:15Now breathe
16:20You wanna gherkin' with that?
16:22I pickle my own
16:23Very tasty
16:27So you're, um, you're done with Dark Morris?
16:30Well, I think one foray was enough
16:32Given the result and consequences
16:35Understandable
16:37Although I did like the masks
16:39The way they were used as a disguise
16:41To hide the dancers' true identities
16:44And stop them being found out
16:47Historically speaking
16:49Obviously
16:50You've done your research, Inspector
16:52Hmm
16:55Although I suppose
16:56If Craig's allergy
16:57Was triggered deliberately
17:00And someone's still
17:01Using their mask in much the same way
17:05And if it was just an accident
17:07As the rest of us believe
17:09They need no crime to investigate
17:15I would love to believe that
17:17If only I could explain
17:19The EpiPen
17:22You were the one who got Craig's EpiKit
17:27Do you have any idea
17:29Why the pen wasn't in there?
17:33Must have fallen out
17:36Been mislaid
17:38So
17:39Another accident?
17:42It's the simplest explanation
17:50Craig was
17:52A popular member of the side
17:54If a tad headstrong
17:56Like myself
17:59He caused some issues at the start
18:00But
18:01I soon learned to
18:05To embrace the challenges he offered
18:09Why would anyone want to hurt him?
18:12What if he was too popular?
18:16With somebody's wife?
18:20I can assure you, Inspector
18:23Holly takes her wedding vows as seriously as I do
18:33Quite years ago
18:35I guess that's the way life is
18:37You can resist temptation for so long
18:38And then
18:40Realise you've been fooling yourself the whole time
18:44Is that how it was with Craig?
18:46Oh
18:47You heard the gossip then
18:50It's not true
18:52We weren't having an affair
18:54I
18:54I wouldn't
18:56I love my husband
18:57And my kids
19:00They're my life
19:02Why would I jeopardise that?
19:04For what?
19:06Sex
19:07It's not worth it
19:09Nothing is
19:11Oh God
19:12I'm sorry
19:14I just wish Craig
19:17Hadn't come here
19:19It's
19:20It's changed everything
19:23You can't help who you fall in love with
19:25But you can decide what you do about it
19:29You can't
19:31Choose to stop seeing them
19:32Even if it makes you really unhappy
19:35You have to
19:37It still hurts though
19:39For better
19:40Or for worse
19:42You have to do the right thing
19:44For the sake of your family
19:47Is that you talking?
19:49Or Matthew?
19:52This isn't his fault
19:54It's mine
19:59You do realise this is pointless?
20:01We don't have a dragon
20:03Well I'm volunteering to take his place
20:05Thank you
20:06Don't worry
20:07I've done Scottish country dancing
20:09At school
20:11Best Highland Fling
20:12Under-15s
20:13He won a medal
20:15How is any of this relevant?
20:17Well I need to experience the dance from Craig's point of view
20:19Assess his interaction with the side
20:21Before the side couldn't even make the rehearsal
20:24We have jobs
20:25We can't teach you the whole dance in a lunch hour
20:27No, no, no, not the whole dance
20:29Just the last part before Craig collapsed
20:33Who remembers when that was?
20:34It was just as I go to get the poison pie
20:36I'll walk him through it
20:38Fine
20:38If we go from the dragon's battle
20:41Inspector, you stand in the middle
20:44Yes, alright
20:45The others all around
20:47Esther, are you ready?
20:49I'm waiting
20:50Music maestro please
21:08I'm sorry, I'm sorry, a little bit rusty
21:09Don't stop, we're almost there
21:11I'm sorry, I wasn't expecting that
21:15I would have peeled away to get the pie
21:17And Inspector, now
21:19Now what?
21:21Oh yeah, right, everyone stop
21:23I, uh, need to mark
21:26All your final positions
21:31Are we done now?
21:33Uh, no, uh, one more thing
21:35Um, I'll go
21:35When you peel off to get the poison pie
21:38What was the prop you used?
21:40A poured pie
21:41A real one?
21:42Yeah, the fake ones contain rubber
21:44Dude, can we collect up that pie for testing?
21:47Because I've read with a latex allergy that
21:49There are certain foods that can also trigger a reaction
21:52No, Bob ate it while we were waiting for the ambulance
21:57I was hungry
21:59Craig fell down before I even collected it
22:01And it never went anywhere near him
22:03I'm always much further back than this
22:05You dropping the staffer, it threw me
22:07I was more here
22:12I think
22:16Why are you looking at me?
22:18I never hurt him, I swear
22:26Thanks
22:28Sorry
22:29It's too hot in there
22:31I had a bit of a panic attack
22:32It's okay
22:33Take your time
22:41I, I like Craig
22:42He's a great guy
22:44He gave me this fitness routine
22:46And a diet plan
22:47Helped me lose weight
22:49I feel lucky to know him
22:50Did he charge you for that advice, Bob?
22:53No, of course not, why?
22:53Craig's bank details show
22:55You recently made two payments into his account
22:58Both for £4,900
23:01Just under the £5,000 threshold
23:04Banks are required to report
23:06Was it an investment?
23:08We were going into business together
23:10What kind of business?
23:11I don't know
23:12I mean, um, it's not happening
23:16Craig backed out, he told me he changed his mind
23:19But he kept your money
23:21Well, he'll repay it
23:22He has to
23:23What if he doesn't?
23:25What will you do to, uh, persuade him?
23:29I ain't gonna kill him, am I?
23:32How can he pay me back then?
23:34Except Craig isn't dead
23:35So, triggering his allergy
23:38would serve as a pretty effective warning
23:40Well, I wouldn't
23:41I've never hurt anyone in my life
23:44I'm a boring accountant
23:45Who lives in a rented bedsit
23:47That's why I gave Craig the money in the first place
23:49So I could change things
23:51And then he changes his mind
23:53And says he doesn't want to do it anymore
23:55Having spent all my money
23:56Now that ain't right
23:58And he knows it
24:07Come on, Bob
24:13What was the money for, Bob?
24:15This business you planned?
24:16What did Craig not want to do anymore?
24:21No comment
24:30What have you and Bob been up to?
24:32Nothing, my sweet, I swear
24:34My sweet's a strawberry chew
24:36Answer the question
24:38The day you joined the police
24:40was the day I turned my back on anything disreputable
24:43as a mark of respect
24:46You told me you aided fishing
24:47ever since that incident with the lobster
24:50Which you have promised never to mention again
24:52That's all Craig's gear
24:54He borrows my van from time to time
24:56Just dump the sticks on top
25:01What flaming hell is this?
25:03I'll give that ear of
25:07Let's pretend you never saw that
25:09If you've got nothing to hide
25:11We'll just show it to the inspector
25:12and you can explain it to him
25:14No need to get savage on me
25:16Whatever you're thinking
25:17All them cramby doubts
25:19They're wrong
25:21Prove it
25:26It's my bad
25:27I forgot it was in the van
25:29when I loaded up the Morris sticks
25:32What do you use it for?
25:34Best waterproof in there is
25:36Every boatyard has some
25:38Isn't that a bit risky with Craig about?
25:40He don't use it on his boat
25:41and I keep it locked in my shed
25:43It was only in the van
25:45because I lost my last lot in a break-in
25:48I had to go to the depot, buy some more
25:50Somebody stole it?
25:51Kids probably
25:52I had a camera on the shed and they broke that too
25:55I asked Craig if he saw anything
25:58and he said no
26:01Does Bob ever visit your boatyard marvellous?
26:04Bob told us he was going into business with Craig
26:08He paid him a lot of money
26:09Most of which Craig then paid to you
26:13That's right
26:14To buy the boat he's rebuilding
26:17And he got a fair price
26:19You wanna look at my books?
26:21Go ahead, I got nothing to hide
26:23This business that they were planning
26:25Were you involved in that too?
26:28Craig asked me
26:29I said no
26:32Out of respect for that goddess
26:35Who I still revere to this day
26:43Are you taking medication we're not aware of, Margot?
26:46My only drug is love
26:48And my only crime is not telling Margot how I felt till it was too late
26:55So this Bob and Craig business was illegal then?
26:58It didn't happen and it won't
27:00Not now that Craig's found the love of his life too
27:03You mean Holly
27:04I told him
27:06If he were lucky enough to find his soul mate
27:08He should fight for him
27:10And that's why Craig's staying
27:12And why the Bob business ain't happening
27:14Does Holly know Craig's staying?
27:16He told everyone in the side during rehearsals
27:19So Matthew knew as well
27:21Should have kept my big garb shut shouldn't I?
27:25We need to find out
27:26What business Bob and Craig were planning
27:29And even more urgently
27:30Who stole Marvellous's liquid rubber?
27:32Unless he's lying of course
27:34To cover why it was hidden in his van
27:35Hmm?
27:49Hello house owner
27:50Oh gosh it's finally happening
27:52That's amazing
27:53I know! I'm online shopping already
27:56I have this urge to buy furniture
27:58What do you think about hanging oak chairs?
28:00Have you been sunbathing?
28:01Because I think you might have sunstroke
28:05We could buy a hammock for the garden
28:07And a duck house for Zoe
28:09Oh he'd love that!
28:10And mum will be just as pleased
28:12It's driving her mad having us there the whole time
28:14Well look I hope she knows how much we appreciate it
28:16Let's say it with wine and a takeaway
28:19She really likes Thai
28:20Chicken satay and green curry coming up
28:25What's that?
28:26Sorry it's just hit me
28:29We're really doing this aren't we?
28:31It's a big new adventure
28:33I'm glad it's with you
28:35Wouldn't have it any other way
28:37Bye!
28:42What's that Mr. Smith?
28:44He's been calling non-stop
28:45I'm running out of excuses
28:47No, Kelby, don't worry
28:48It's okay, I'll deal with it
28:50I have exactly the answer he needs
28:52Any luck identifying that bird, Feather?
28:54Oh, yes!
28:55And it's not a bird
28:57See, I think it's part of a fishing flight
29:00What do you reckon?
29:04Oi!
29:06That scrubby at Kitty J's
29:08There's a glass with my name on it
29:10I have to work if you fancy it
29:14Ho ho ho ho!
29:16It's the perfect weapon
29:18A metal fishing hook
29:19Coated in latex
29:20One scratch
29:22Instaclapse
29:22But neither Bob, Marvelous or Matthew
29:25Got close enough to Craig to be able to scratch him
29:27If the hook was attached to the staff
29:28It might have done
29:29But that would have left latex traces on the staff
29:32And there weren't any
29:34Margot
29:36You've said there were fishing rods in Marvelous' van
29:38A fishing line attached to a staff would be near invisible at night
29:41Is he still outside?
29:43No, he's gone now
29:44Kelby, can you go to his boatyard and bring back that broken security camera?
29:49We need to get it fixed to find out if someone stole that latex as he claims
29:52He wouldn't have lied about that
29:54Then why won't he tell us what Craig and Bob were up to?
29:56I'm getting an answer to that tonight
29:59You just leave it with me
30:02It can have been a fishing line
30:04It's too haphazard and noticeable
30:06Well, let's watch and find out
30:21Inspector!
30:22Not now, please, Margot
30:26So, not just me you ignore, but your staff too
30:29Oh, interesting
30:30Mr. Smith
30:32I was about to call
30:33I thought we should FaceTime instead
30:35Trim the fat in person
30:36Oh, Esther, Margot, this is Mr. Smith
30:39Superintendent Woods for a placement at the hub
30:41If you're not too busy, Sergeant
30:42My battle elixir for the war against crime is a decaf soy latte
30:45I believe the ones at the 10 mile are excellent
30:48Well, I am actually working
30:49I'm sure you can expand your bandwidth to multitask me up a biscotti as well
30:54Thank you, Inspector, shall we?
30:56Yeah, of course, if it's that way
31:04Flat white for me, no sugar, thanks
31:09Now, you have caught me on the hop a bit
31:11And I will get Margot to do a proper spreadsheet
31:17But I think these ideas clearly show how we can save enough money to keep funding all our staff
31:22You see, this is the problem
31:24You're trying to boil the ocean
31:26Instead, focus on deliverables and close the loop
31:29Which member of staff are you going to lose?
31:31Well, you see, that's my point
31:32I thought we could solve the problem in a more people-friendly manner
31:35We're downsizing for the future
31:37Not me
31:38I'm juggling balls non-stop throughout the day
31:41If your sergeant has time to get coffee, then how relevant is she?
31:45Well, that's hardly fair, you are her superior
31:46She was just doing what you are
31:48We need blue skies, Inspector
31:49Not sheep
31:51And it's your job to dance the needle in that direction
31:57Understood?
32:09Do you ever worry you drink too much caffeine?
32:11Says the man who sells alcohol for a living
32:14They say wine has its health benefits
32:16It can be therapeutic at times
32:19I'm more of a beer person myself
32:21It's not how I remember it
32:22Well, that's nostalgia for you
32:24Everyone looks better in hindsight
32:34Thank you
32:53You're right, Esther
32:55It wasn't a fishing line, it must be something else
32:57What did Mr Smith want?
32:59What?
32:59Why did he send me off like that?
33:01Um
33:03No reason
33:05It's just his manner
33:06He's lucky I didn't deck him
33:08Yeah, it's good restraint, Sergeant
33:09Well done
33:11Kelby, is that marvellous security camera?
33:14Shouldn't it be with tech support?
33:15Oh, they've got a backlog of cases
33:18It's going to take them weeks
33:19So, I thought I'd have a go myself
33:22It's a bit, uh
33:24Zwozrony, mind
33:28Complicated
33:28It's Polish
33:30Agnieszka called me last night
33:31She said it was a compliment
33:33New girlfriend, don't ask
33:37Very good
33:39Oh, I'm going home
33:40I can't hear that music again
33:42It's like an ear worm
33:43No, the answer must be here somewhere
33:45I'm just not seeing it
33:46Craig's allergy was triggered by someone unseen
33:50while we were watching it
33:51How?
33:54Maybe the latex was on Margot's strawberry chew
34:01You've cracked the case, Sherlock
34:05Remind me
34:06What was my motive?
34:08You've admitted fancying Craig
34:11He fancied Holly
34:13It's a classic case of unrequited love demanding payback
34:18Night ore
34:22If I ever do decide to kill someone
34:25She'll be the first to know
34:37How on earth did this happen?
34:39It wasn't me, it was a golf cart
34:41Nearly ran me over on the fairway
34:43I'm lucky it wasn't my leg
34:45Did you at least get the committer you wanted?
34:47Sports and culture
34:48Sadly no
34:50One look at my golf swing told Lance
34:52My talents lie elsewhere
34:55Oh, you're strong on culture though
34:57I certainly gave that cart driver some Anglo-Saxon advice
35:05Hi!
35:07You've got a house!
35:08I know and I'll bring Thai Takeaway in to celebrate
35:10We can now head over tomorrow and start renovating
35:12Oh, it's very exciting
35:13Have we decided who you're going to use?
35:16Ah, we'll just do it ourselves
35:17Yeah
35:18Oh, you'll need a professional
35:19Make sure it's done properly
35:21No offence for you
35:24What about that Morris leader?
35:26Matthew, isn't he an architect?
35:28Yes, and a suspect in the case for investigating
35:32Is that the allergy one?
35:34There's a Mr. Smith who was talking about that on the golf course
35:37He's not convinced it's a genuine crime
35:41I'm sorry, what?
35:42Mr. Smith?
35:44Yes, from the hub
35:45He was one of our group
35:46Very charming and a very good golfer
35:49Oh, so that's one of the balls he's been juggling, is it?
35:53He's very concerned about you
35:55And about your whole team in fact
35:57He's worried you're wasting police time investigating something that could be an accident
36:01Well, it wasn't
36:02And I'm not
36:07I'll get her some plates and glasses
36:10Oh, that's very exciting
36:11Can't wait to see it tomorrow
36:13Me neither
36:13I'm sorry about your committee
36:15Oh, never mind
36:17I'm sure I'll find some other way to serve the community
36:24She doesn't know about Mrs. Smith
36:26Don't be cross with that
36:27I'm not
36:28I'm angry at him
36:29They're questioning my team's work ethic
36:31While he's off playing golf
36:32Not a genuine crime
36:34Craig's allergy was triggered deliberately
36:36I know it
36:40I just don't know by who
36:43Or how
36:57I thought you'd promised I wouldn't be a fishing widow anymore
37:00I'm just sorting everything out to sell on eBay
37:04These are broken
37:07Don't worry, I'll make sure they're disposed of safely
37:30It's not a date, I know that
37:34It's you and me having a drink
37:36And that made me feel
37:40Floor it
37:41Floor it
37:44I'll put them on one of my ex-husband's graves
37:47Now, deal the titles
37:52Cheers
37:521, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
37:541, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
37:561, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
37:561, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
37:56Go!
38:06Well, come on then
38:07The suspense is killing me
38:08What do you mean?
38:10You've cooked dinner
38:11bought more beer
38:12There's muffins for afters
38:14This is teenage code for
38:15I've done something
38:15or I'm about to
38:16Oh my god
38:18You're so cynical
38:23And right
38:24Obviously
38:26Ok, so
38:28I've
38:29put together an itinerary
38:33I wanna go travelling
38:34Load up my backpack
38:36get a round the world ticket
38:37and have some adventures
38:39I've been talking to Martha
38:40and she's been really encouraging
38:42Wait, you told Martha before me?
38:46She's been giving me loads of extra shifts
38:47so I can build up my savings
38:51I've got enough for a ticket already
38:54I have to do this mum
38:55soon
38:56or I'll never do it all
38:59So who's stopping you?
39:02You are?
39:03I just wonder what you'll do
39:05whether you'll be alright
39:06Of course I will
39:08I just, I
39:09I don't want you to be lonely
39:11especially since you've
39:12broken up with Archie
39:13Oh please
39:14He still likes you
39:15you know
39:15Well, I'm a very lovable person
39:19You are?
39:23I'm gonna miss you
39:27So I'll phone all the time
39:28wherever I am
39:30Better had
39:31And I promise
39:32I'll be back
39:34Are you sure you're okay about it?
39:36If it's what you want?
39:37Yes!
39:38Great!
39:39Go for it!
39:39Hmm
39:42Hmm
39:43Hmm
40:01Earth Wars.
40:04Why is Bob watching us like that?
40:07I don't know.
40:08Maybe he can't believe that dreams do come true.
40:12Hmm.
40:14Okay.
40:16Time to wake up.
40:18Because I'm here for one reason.
40:20And that's to save your sorry sentimental ass.
40:24You're a suspect in an attempted murder investigation.
40:27So you need to tell me what Craig and that were planning.
40:30Or we are never, ever going to sit here and drink scrumpy again.
40:35Got it.
40:38Smuggling?
40:39That was Craig and Bob's new business?
40:41Apparently, Craig built secret compartments into the boat's hull.
40:45Marva said he'd show you, but only because it was a plan that never happened.
40:49Well, because Craig fell in love and vetoed the idea.
40:52We really have to talk to him.
40:53Is there any word yet from the hospital?
40:55Lucy said he'll be conscious later today.
40:57She'll call me soon as.
40:58Sir, I'm getting somewhere with this camera.
41:00I should have it fixed soon.
41:02Right.
41:02We'll be at the boatyard.
41:03Let us know when you do.
41:04Thank you, Kirby.
41:16I was blackmailed to show you these.
41:18I want that on record.
41:21Right.
41:21And what contraband were they planning to hide?
41:24That's the limit of my knowledge.
41:25I'm showing you an empty space and it's going to stay that way.
41:29You can't arrest people for an idea they've decided against.
41:36Understood.
41:38Thank you, Marvellous.
41:51It's all a bit Mary Celeste.
41:54You'd think he'd have something of Holly's here.
41:57Photo.
41:59Or a bit of clothing.
42:02No, it's a little big forehead, don't you think?
42:07Kirby.
42:10Hello?
42:11All right, we're coming now.
42:13Esther?
42:14Go, let's fix the camera.
42:15It says we need to see it right away.
42:20Okay, so I've set it up to play for just before the break-in.
42:25Is there no sound?
42:26Not on this model, but look.
42:36Oh, that's not good.
42:39Oh, that's not good.
42:55As long as my children felt safe and loved instead of abandoned.
43:02I didn't know Matthew had followed me.
43:04What happened?
43:06What happened after Matthew smashed the camera?
43:08Did he go into the shed to take the latex?
43:09No, he just left.
43:12He didn't take anything.
43:13Holly.
43:13He didn't take it.
43:14He wouldn't.
43:15You don't understand.
43:17Please, I have nothing else to say.
43:20You have to go.
43:23We will need to talk to Matthew about this incident.
43:26Oh, yes.
43:27And Craig, too, when he's fully conscious.
43:29Is he allowed visitors?
43:30No, not yet.
43:32Soon.
43:34Benji!
43:36Benji!
43:37Can you stop that?
43:38You put the pipe down.
43:39It's not a toy.
43:41Sorry.
43:46DS Williams.
43:53Hi.
43:59Wait, okay.
44:02It's Lucy.
44:04Craig's awake and responsive.
44:05She says we can question him.
44:08Ask her if he has a cut on his head.
44:12Some kind of graze.
44:14What?
44:15A cut on the back of his head.
44:17Ask her to check now, please, if she can.
44:21D.I. Goodman would like you to check to see if Craig has a cut or graze on the back
44:26of his head, please, Lucy.
44:28Yes, no.
44:32Great.
44:33One sec.
44:34Yes.
44:34A slight graze.
44:35Why?
44:38I need to listen again to the footage we took with the Morris dance.
44:40Oh, not again.
44:41Which one?
44:42Both of them.
44:44I knew these held the answer, but it wasn't that I couldn't see it.
44:48It was that I just didn't hear it.
44:52Close your eyes, please.
44:54All of you, listen.
44:56For what?
44:57Your favorite.
44:58The knucklehole tune.
44:59This is from the rehearsal we did yesterday lunchtime.
45:09Now this is from the music from the actual dance when Craig suffered his allergy attack.
45:19They're different.
45:20Exactly.
45:21In the rehearsal, Holly's pipe plays throughout.
45:24But on the night of the dance, Holly's pipe stops prematurely leaving only the fiddle and drum playing.
45:29Meaning what?
45:30But Holly was the one that tried to kill Craig.
45:34She was standing directly behind Craig as the side danced.
45:37She pretends to keep playing, but slips a metal dart fashioned from her fishing fly hook coated in latex into
45:43the end of her pipe.
45:44Everybody was watching the dancers.
45:46No one's looking at her.
45:47When Craig got close, she uses her pipe as a weapon to shoot the dart at the back of his
45:51head.
45:53Penetrating the skin guaranteed, the latex reaction will be at its most severe.
45:57She then carries on playing as normal.
45:59It stops as Craig falls and rushes to his aid.
46:02She had to reach in first to get rid of the dart.
46:04Hence the nick and bruise into the head.
46:05Yeah, exactly.
46:06Calling out for help, an act in distress just bolstered her alibi.
46:09Holly!
46:10What is it?
46:10No one would suspect her.
46:12Everyone thought she was Craig's lover.
46:15But she was his lover, wasn't she?
46:17Why would she try and kill him?
46:18Because the person Craig was having an affair with wasn't Holly.
46:22It was her husband, Matthew.
46:26Holly was a fishing widow in more ways than one.
46:30You were right about the clothing.
46:32Craig did have something his lover wore.
46:36He had his shirt.
46:40Only he took it from Matthew as a keepsake for when Matthew stayed home, playing doting husband and father to
46:46Holly and his kids.
46:47And Holly knew what was happening.
46:50She was talking about Matthew outside the community center.
46:54I just wish Craig hadn't come here.
46:57It's changed everything.
46:59You can't help who you fall in love with.
47:01But you can decide what you do about it.
47:04You can choose to stop.
47:06Seeing them, even if it makes you really unhappy, you have to.
47:12I doubt Craig's the first indiscretion Holly's had to put up with.
47:14But she'd always tolerated it as long as it was temporary.
47:18Then Craig decided to stay.
47:20To fight for his new life.
47:22And Holly couldn't let that happen.
47:24She made one final appeal, begging him to leave.
47:28She knew Matthew's punishment and changed things.
47:30Even if he wanted it to.
47:32Hank, get off her!
47:33But Craig wasn't going to accept that.
47:35He was going to force Matthew to choose so Holly knew she had to act.
47:41So when Matthew left, she went straight into the shed and took the latex solution.
47:49Using Matthew's fishing gear and Craig's wooden food to end their affair must have felt grimly appropriate.
48:03Taking the opi-pen while everyone prepared for the dance was easy enough.
48:06Everything was set.
48:08The only thing that went wrong, the ambulance got there too quickly.
48:14So then later, when we saw her at the hospital, she didn't go there to check on Craig.
48:21She went to finish him off.
48:24She knows he's awake now.
48:26She asked about visiting him.
48:27What if she's thinking of trying again?
48:40Holly, stop.
48:44You're under arrest.
48:46For what?
48:47I'm just coming to see my friend.
48:50Let me through.
48:50Don't let her touch him.
48:53This is ridiculous.
48:55Look, I know it was you, Holly.
48:57I don't know how you did it, but you're not getting a second chance.
49:00How many second chances have I given you?
49:03She's got something on her hands.
49:05Okay, all right.
49:05Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Holly.
49:07All right, okay, stop it.
49:08You get her.
49:08I've got her bag.
49:09Why can't you have chosen me?
49:11Just one.
49:12Okay, help me.
49:13Get her.
49:13Holly, just don't.
49:15Take her out.
49:16No, wait.
49:16He doesn't want to press charges.
49:18You're under arrest.
49:19He's going to sail off abroad like he said.
49:22Isn't that right?
49:22Is that what you want, Matthew?
49:28I want my children to have their mother.
49:35And me.
49:38I'm sorry.
49:41I'm afraid it's up to the CPS whether they decide to prosecute.
49:45No one here can make that decision.
49:48I'm sorry.
49:50I'm sorry.
50:03It's the kids I feel sorry for most.
50:06How did you begin to repair that?
50:08I don't know.
50:10The irony is it's the same ending as the legend.
50:12The villager who poisons the knucklehole dragon ends up killing themselves with the same poison by mistake.
50:18Holly hope getting rid of Craig would save her family.
50:21She ended up destroying it as a result.
50:24That's what happens when you're not honest with each other.
50:29You lose everything.
50:33Just ask more of us.
50:48No more dancing for us, then.
50:51I'm going to drown my sorrows with a scrumpy and a game of dominoes.
50:55If my guardian angel would care to join me so I can thank her properly for all her kindness.
51:03This is still not a date.
51:05I know that.
51:06I never will be.
51:07You're too weird and strange for any of that nonsense.
51:10As long as you tolerate me, I'm happy.
51:14Floor it even.
51:16Ah, you.
51:18Come on, then.
51:23I found love in the near...
51:31Go on, then.
51:32Oh, oh, oh.
51:33Yeah.
51:35Yeah.
51:36Oh, sit.
51:38I knew that I would not let you go
51:46It was summer
51:52And the rain was at bay
51:59You came like the storm that washed me away
52:11And if only love was this easy
52:17I'd write a book about every time you kissed me
52:22It was true, true, true love
52:29We own a house?
52:31Oh my God, it's scary, isn't it?
52:33Does that mean we're grown-ups?
52:36It means we're not living with your mother anymore
52:38Allow me, madam, your wall
52:42Gosh, there's a lot to do, isn't there?
52:47Masses, exciting though
52:48I'm glad it's just you and me again
52:51Whoa!
52:52You know what?
52:53What?
52:54We didn't bring any glasses
53:00Love it
53:03Hello? Is anyone home?
53:06Oh, is there no escape?
53:08We're out here, Mum
53:13Happy housewarming
53:14I've, er, I've brought some treats to celebrate
53:19Glasses, genius
53:20And a box of truffles, even better
53:25I want to put you in a good mood
53:28Help, er, make my next news a little easier
53:32Your what?
53:33I've been allotted a place on a committee
53:36Oh!
53:37What did you get in the end?
53:40Well, thanks to that nice Mr. Smith
53:42I've been given a seat on the police and crime panel
53:45Overseeing your activities
53:48I do hope it won't be a problem
53:50Cheers!
53:51Cheers!
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