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00:00:20The End
00:00:42a little treat for you tonight my first guest is a young man and when i say young man i
00:00:46mean
00:00:46a young man he's landed the lead role in an nbc pilot and he won that audition with a song
00:00:51and
00:00:51dance routine and we thought he did it so well that you might like to meet him tonight would
00:00:54you welcome reef hawk
00:00:56you might reach us to broadway remember me to hero square
00:01:13get along the gang in 42nd street then i will soon be there
00:01:21whisper a poem yearning to mingle with the old time throng
00:01:30give my regards to old broadway and tell them i'll be there alone
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00:02:36reef hawk for the last four decades america's favorite movie star
00:02:40what an unbelievable career you've had starring in three of the biggest franchises in film
00:02:46history winning two oscars in this fall you'll shoot the biggest movie you've ever made you've
00:02:52had five years off to reflect is that what you're gonna say reflect i mean how are you gonna frame
00:02:59the five years the five years thing also i should literally be a famous ass interviewer even when i'm fake
00:03:04interviewing i'm like incredible at it incredible thank you so what are you gonna
00:03:08say about the five years saying well i was thinking i was gonna say i've been working since i was
00:03:16six and needed a break and that i needed to find out who i was away from all this i
00:03:24love that that works totally i won't say that i was hiding a heroin addiction from the public and that
00:03:32my best friends from high school and my insane lawyer helped me cover it up for years so no one
00:03:38ever found it
00:03:38no doubt that that is a really smart omission strong omission no admish you're gonna be amazing babe
00:03:43you got this yeah i'm very lucky to have you too and thank you both for being here and
00:03:49thank you for helping me yeah babe now get out there and tap dance for mommy
00:03:54yeah that's it two minutes all right look before we get started i just gotta say this is a career
00:04:02highlight for me you tom cruise denzel you're my favorite actors of all time thanks
00:04:08so look first we're gonna start off with the box office records and uh what do you mind
00:04:13i don't know if anyone talked to you but um oh my god oh my god oh no he's asking
00:04:21about the oscar
00:04:21i know i can tell when you introduce me would you mind not forgetting to say two-time oscar winner
00:04:29before
00:04:29you say reevehawk of course i was planning on doing that anyway i thought it was something serious of course
00:04:34man
00:04:34yeah i mean i would i would never even say it it's just that sometimes people forget who forgets
00:04:42you are the most beloved movie star in the world i'm just honored to have you on the show this
00:04:48is
00:04:48gonna be a cakewalk for you oh thanks man hi how are you we're reeve's best friends from high school
00:04:55but
00:04:56like we have our own lives too just here's recording listen you are so charming yeah uh enough of that
00:05:04i don't want to fan out too much uh you ready yeah let's go for it all right let's go
00:05:08for it all right
00:05:09let's try one we'll get one going all right here we go three two one tonight i'm interviewing somebody
00:05:15i never thought i would interview i'm talking about a legend an icon what is there even to say reef
00:05:22hawk is in the house welcome oh wait sorry i messed up i left out the oscar part i'm sorry
00:05:29guys gotta do it again no no we're leaving this in no no no we are not starting over
00:05:35people at home need to see this let me tell you right now if i'm ever the kind of out
00:05:40of touch jerk
00:05:41who needs to restart an intro because you didn't mention an award
00:05:47brother we got way bigger problems my man my man look that's why the world loves you man the real
00:05:55reef hawk that's amazing reef hawk are you ready we're already started yes we are
00:06:04babe babe i know you love mopping with the crew but we're gonna hit crazy traffic if we don't get
00:06:09out of here what's mopping mlp man of the peopling it's actually pretty funny thanks yeah we should
00:06:17get going uh can i talk to you guys for a second yeah hey guys thanks so much uh did
00:06:24anyone else see
00:06:24this silver fox eye fucking me i am so serious it was so blatant and out in the open i
00:06:29almost want to
00:06:30like write an op-ed but i like that reef what are you doing well we don't know those guys
00:06:38they could
00:06:39literally go online and say that i was like being fake or mopping or whatever insult you just said and
00:06:43then people will think that i'm like that okay so so that would be like a fucking disaster reef chill
00:06:54out
00:06:54yeah dude dude take a deep breath okay it's just it's just that you're always being watched these
00:07:08days and observed yeah everywhere yeah yeah yeah it's really weird it's really weird okay
00:07:18it's okay yeah look at this is like a really stressful situation for you so just take a deep
00:07:24breath okay i'm sorry okay i was just being dumb and trying to be funny and no i'm sorry no
00:07:31please
00:07:31a lot of anxiety of course my bad you don't have to come on i love you guys
00:07:40i love you by the way you were amazing oh my gosh he is a fan yeah
00:07:54shut
00:08:00hello bubby it's ira we got a big problem it's up it's really up it's a total
00:08:05fucking nightmare i'll be over at 10 30 a.m tomorrow i'll have my assistant text your
00:08:09assistant my breakfast order beg her not to fuck it up for me
00:08:17do i have shit on my face yes i do yes oh my god it's fucking embarrassing
00:08:23ira tell me what the fuck is going on here's a video oh jesus christ what's on it i have
00:08:30no idea
00:08:30i thought you buried everything that needed to be buried without it getting out to the public
00:08:35when i got sober five years ago i changed my life and thank god you did since you've been out
00:08:40of the
00:08:40game everything's changed for the record you are the goat the true goat bubby you were the best to
00:08:45ever do it i swear to god i hate to say it but it's nice to be back on the
00:08:50fucking court with you
00:08:50we used to be out here in these streets smashing fucking concrete getting our hands dirty
00:08:55hollywood was our goddamn glory hall these kids today they don't know how we used to do it you
00:08:59me rourke little chuckie sheen stephen hawking you know the original pussy posse you boys kept me busy
00:09:05didn't you can't you just make this go away like you always used to i can't bubby the internet changed
00:09:10everything i know i panicked and we used to get this shit wrapped up with the briefcase of cash in
00:09:14a day or
00:09:15it ain't like that anymore you can text me or call me 24 hours a day just like the old
00:09:22days
00:09:22except for tuesdays from 3 p.m till about 10 p.m what's on tuesdays personal don't worry about it
00:09:30oh what huh are you okay
00:09:35do i have to be in here can i just wait till you're done
00:09:39bubby i'm on a massive time crunch by the way i love this gay wallpaper thanks sander bought all
00:09:45the art in the house very colorful very gay and classy look bubby there are some steps we can take
00:09:51in the meantime while we're waiting this out but i need you to be completely honest with me there are
00:09:55no more secrets between us look into my eyes do not break eye contact with me bubby have you ever
00:10:01killed someone no ira i never killed someone i can't wipe my ass with this it's just performative
00:10:07i'm a good person environmental toilet paper what's your assistant's name sammy sammy yeah
00:10:13oh come in here can you go into the master and bring the toilet paper here the good toilet paper
00:10:18the good toilet paper yeah and bubby just real quick it's primary not master what thread count is
00:10:23sorry i don't know ira it's scott from the store toss it let me see jesus christ smells like um
00:10:32like earring backs in here yes that means you're healthy yeah yeah
00:10:38what the fuck cover your mouth it's disgusting you get germs i'm sorry besides the health stuff it's so
00:10:44rude i'm sorry aside from me getting sick it's rude because those particles fly into my nose and
00:10:50that do you can send me actually this is fucked up to say i kind of like this turn around
00:10:54bubby eye
00:10:55contact come closer have you ever killed someone no ira okay i'm not a judgy person i'm more of a
00:11:04you
00:11:05do you i'm a go ahead and do me girl i have never killed someone for real
00:11:17you're making me uncomfortable with your anger and i think that's something we should look at
00:11:25you can have at the scraps i'm sorry what you can have at the scraps that's really nice of you
00:11:32ira
00:11:32thank you you know she's actually great yeah i like her next have you ever watched anyone be killed
00:11:38no ira have you ever paid someone to kill someone no have you ever fucked a dead person no has
00:11:41a dead
00:11:42person ever fucked you no how does that even work let's just say it starts with mel gibson and a
00:11:47whole
00:11:47lot of poppers and ends two decks over with the 10 a.m mate and now it's breakfast you do
00:11:50the math gorgeous
00:11:51just to be clear you're saying how a corpse fucks a human being is that mel gibson takes
00:11:58paupers you're saying that you're saying that i would never betray a client like that and i'm
00:12:02offended you would even suggest it i would lose my license to practice law in the state of california
00:12:05if i did but just between us it's pretty fucked up actually they partied with the guy like he was
00:12:11alive all weekend they actually made a cute little picture about it weekend bernie's yes weekend
00:12:16it bernie's bubby you're hysterical you've gotten funnier i need to know everyone who hates you uh
00:12:26who hates me fuck my first manager from when i was a kid probably good right the guy who represents
00:12:35kid actors and works out of the bowling alley who else my old on and off ex-girlfriend savannah
00:12:43okay and who else that's it
00:12:51who hates him uh what who hates him well off the top of my head
00:12:59your old manager your old trainer your new trainer your old pool guy your old old pool guys your mom
00:13:04who hates you uh those three shelter dogs that you got when you were lonely and then returned when
00:13:10you realized like they don't wipe their own asses and i sure as fuck wasn't gonna do it um your
00:13:14old
00:13:14boxing coach your old tennis instructor your ex and i have like a separate list for like directors
00:13:18actors costume designers hair makeup people craft service whatever like executives that you've worked
00:13:23with if you want me to start on that jesus christ sorry can i just say something my old trainer
00:13:29doesn't
00:13:30hate me because he passed away okay i'm just saying hey i believe you pal i really do that's that's
00:13:40awesome you need to go see these people and apologize to them make it right with them and without them
00:13:47realizing it feel out if they're the ones behind the video i don't know if i can do that ira
00:13:52that's way
00:13:53too intense bubby you don't have to mean it you just have to go through the motions of apologizing
00:13:58to save your ass all right bubby i gotta get going tom hanks body slammed his housekeeper it's not as
00:14:03bad
00:14:03as it sounds they were just roughhousing but she's in her 70s shouldn't be horsing around like that
00:14:08so i should get over to cedars make sure shit's kosher by the way incredible crushed ice at cedars
00:14:12i'll let you know if i hear anything
00:14:17so
00:14:18so
00:14:44My assistant said all of these people don't like me.
00:14:47Was I an asshole?
00:14:54Do you want to take longer to answer that?
00:14:58Just the people you interacted with, not like fans and stuff.
00:15:01I think there maybe was a time where your success did go to your head,
00:15:05and maybe you weren't like super considerate about how you spoke to people.
00:15:09And now you're very aware, but up until like a few years ago,
00:15:13you could kind of get away with being a secret dick.
00:15:15We've known each other for 40 years.
00:15:17We've been there and supported one another.
00:15:19We have always known the person that was in there.
00:15:22Yeah, and go easy on yourself.
00:15:24You were literally on drugs.
00:15:26It's way easier to support you now that you're sober.
00:15:29At least we don't have to come grab you out of that creepy doll store you used to buy heroin
00:15:33at downtown.
00:15:35You know how many empty, naked baby dolls I had to explain to the housekeeper?
00:15:38Yeah, I had to look up in Spanish.
00:15:40Don't worry, Maria, it's no for sexual, it's for drug.
00:15:44By the way, zero parking at the heroin doll store downtown.
00:15:53Yeah, it got bad.
00:15:56It got really scary.
00:15:59I don't ever want to see that look in your eye again.
00:16:04You never will.
00:16:06So let's do what Ira says.
00:16:08Make the apologies and find out who's extorting you.
00:16:11He always gets you out of this stuff.
00:16:13It's gonna be so fun.
00:16:14I'm already putting together a playlist for the Apologies slash Who's Extorting Reef Tour.
00:16:18Hey Siri, whip me up a playlist for a middle-aged man in extreme state of crisis.
00:16:23But keep it fun and slutty.
00:16:26And skinny.
00:16:48I will say, I kinda hate extortion.
00:16:52but the upside is that we all get to drive around together
00:16:54like the dumb sluts we used to be in high school,
00:16:56and I am obsessed with that part of extortion.
00:16:59Beyond.
00:17:00What I really enjoy about it is that we get to be here with you,
00:17:03and guess what else I brought with me?
00:17:07Oh, M.G.
00:17:08Are we going to smoke?
00:17:09We're not going to smoke.
00:17:10We're 120, okay?
00:17:13We're going to fake smoke.
00:17:15I cannot believe kids vape these days.
00:17:17They are so gay.
00:17:18They're so lame.
00:17:20If I saw a kid vaping, I'd literally run over to him,
00:17:23push him over, and be like,
00:17:24nice look, virgin.
00:17:29They're literally an oral fedora.
00:17:31Fuck.
00:17:32I haven't seen this guy in, like, 30 years,
00:17:33and now I'm going to be late to apologize,
00:17:35and I'm going to look like even more of an asshole.
00:17:38I've always said it's not an amends unless you power top it.
00:17:42Just get in there and just dumb it out, babe.
00:17:45I love outlandish humor with my friends.
00:17:50You know, kid, I found this guy Reef over at Oakwood's,
00:17:53same as you,
00:17:54and I signed him
00:17:57at this booth,
00:17:58same as you.
00:17:59Right here at this booth.
00:18:01Reef,
00:18:02I can't wait to work with you.
00:18:03I know our schedules will wind up one of these days.
00:18:06Can you imagine them letting us two silverbacks pound our chest
00:18:10in the same cage?
00:18:11I'd sit down and order a salad.
00:18:13I've got a 4.30 callback for that Valtrex commercial.
00:18:15Valtrex?
00:18:16Yeah, I'm waiting for the grandson of the woman
00:18:17who has gentle to herpes.
00:18:18It's actually quite a complex character.
00:18:20I love that.
00:18:21Is Ellen casting it?
00:18:22Yep.
00:18:22Ellen's such a sweet girl.
00:18:24I know she is.
00:18:25And we love her.
00:18:26Oh, fuck me.
00:18:27I'm late.
00:18:28Beautiful day, guys.
00:18:29Okay, hey, knock them dead, will you?
00:18:31Always will, and will do.
00:18:33Oh, wow.
00:18:40Quit SIGs.
00:18:4116 days now.
00:18:43Sorry.
00:18:44That's awesome, Red.
00:18:45Yes.
00:18:46Red Rodriguez.
00:18:48Manager to the stars.
00:18:50Always bet on Red, baby.
00:18:52Yeah.
00:18:54Still out here hustling.
00:19:01Red.
00:19:04I came here to apologize to you.
00:19:10Can I ask you something, Reef?
00:19:11Of course.
00:19:15What are you sorry for?
00:19:18I'm really sorry.
00:19:19I fired you.
00:19:27You know, I remember when I met you by the pool, and you had no front teeth, you know?
00:19:34It was so fucking adorable.
00:19:37You were really there for me at that time.
00:19:40I was.
00:19:41I was.
00:19:43But you had this fucking light in you.
00:19:46You'd light up my days.
00:19:48And I'm just talking about the work.
00:19:49The work was always brilliant.
00:19:50But you.
00:19:53You know, you started getting jobs.
00:19:56And there he is.
00:20:00There he is.
00:20:02Huh?
00:20:03And I was fucking proud.
00:20:04I gotta tell you.
00:20:04Not just because I'm a manager.
00:20:05But, you know, it was almost as if it was me.
00:20:10In a way.
00:20:11I was so proud.
00:20:13Then you start running around in Hollywood, and you're getting some big parts of movies.
00:20:17You're hitting the clubs.
00:20:18You're getting some pussy.
00:20:19I'm getting nervous.
00:20:21Not just because I don't want you to get in trouble for your career.
00:20:25But I'm worried about you getting in trouble for you.
00:20:29And I hear things.
00:20:31I mean, weed and all that, I know, okay.
00:20:33But I hear the hardest stuff.
00:20:36The hardest stuff.
00:20:37And, um, I didn't know how to handle it.
00:20:40You know?
00:20:41I did the best I could at that time.
00:20:45I wanted to smack the shit out of you.
00:20:48But I still worked, Gene.
00:20:49Really, honestly, I didn't know what my role was.
00:20:53You know?
00:20:54In that whole thing.
00:20:55I just didn't know.
00:20:58Maybe I handled it right.
00:21:00Maybe I did the right thing.
00:21:04Maybe I didn't.
00:21:07I really don't know.
00:21:08I don't know what's right or wrong in this situation.
00:21:12Anyway.
00:21:13Look, I didn't expect you to stay.
00:21:14I didn't expect that.
00:21:15I know.
00:21:16I know I'm a joke to you guys now.
00:21:18The bowling alley.
00:21:19The roulette wheel.
00:21:20I know who the fuck I am.
00:21:23I know what the fuck I am.
00:21:25Which is, I'm the guy you leave if I do my job right.
00:21:31Okay?
00:21:31I know that.
00:21:32It's all right.
00:21:37I loved all you crazy little cocksuckers.
00:21:39I really did.
00:21:40But you were different.
00:21:41You see, you were different.
00:21:42You were like...
00:21:44You were like family to me.
00:21:47Yeah.
00:21:52Yeah.
00:21:55And you know, what gets me is that not one of you guys ever picked up the phone.
00:22:01Not one.
00:22:03Every time with you guys, the last time we spoke was the last time we spoke.
00:22:09I mean, all I ever wanted was to pick up the phone and hear...
00:22:13Hey, Red.
00:22:21Could have called me.
00:22:27I don't have your number.
00:22:29I don't have your number.
00:22:50I just want to say I'm a big fan.
00:22:54I appreciate that.
00:22:55Yeah.
00:22:56Mate, you're a fucking hook.
00:22:58Fuck.
00:22:58You fucking serious?
00:22:59There was a period where I did not speak to myself for three years.
00:23:03Eleven years ago in Sydney.
00:23:05You and Sean Penn.
00:23:06I chucked it in the dumper because she was on the blog.
00:23:08Aside from my feelings on the film, technically, it's astonishing.
00:23:12Honestly, wait.
00:23:12I feel like you chucked it in my dumper.
00:23:14Well, actually...
00:23:22Hey, pal.
00:23:23Excuse me.
00:23:24Yo.
00:23:25Hey.
00:23:25I don't want to interrupt you.
00:23:26I never do this.
00:23:27I'm a big fan.
00:23:28I'm not here to blow you up or bug you.
00:23:30I just want to tell you I'm running this for a while.
00:23:33I wanted to introduce myself.
00:23:36Brief.
00:23:36Yeah, I know.
00:23:37I know.
00:23:38I'm Buddy.
00:23:40I'm everybody's Buddy.
00:23:42We're having some people over today.
00:23:44If we make noise, some rap music or something, just tell me.
00:23:46We've got tons of food.
00:23:47We're going to have some celebs.
00:23:49Cool.
00:23:49Awesome.
00:23:50Hi.
00:23:51The McLaren's taking up both spots and UD's pulling up from Nobu.
00:23:54I'll take care of it.
00:23:55Honey, get off your feet.
00:23:56You've got to lay down.
00:23:56How many cigarettes did Dr. Crane say I could smoke while pregnant again?
00:24:00Oh, he said zero.
00:24:02Oh, hey, I know you.
00:24:03You dated my grandma.
00:24:06That's Reef.
00:24:07Nice to meet you, Queef.
00:24:12Fucking shit, dude.
00:24:14Having my first kid.
00:24:15Well, congrats.
00:24:17I'm like a kid having a kid.
00:24:19But I'm under 60.
00:24:21That's what they call a Malibu teen dad.
00:24:24Huh.
00:24:25You got kids?
00:24:26Uh, no.
00:24:28Oh, yeah, I read that.
00:24:30Fuck, you're lucky, dude.
00:24:32Just get to party 24-7.
00:24:34I've got to deal with this shit.
00:24:37Anyway, all love, homie.
00:24:39Have a good one.
00:24:41I always do.
00:24:42And I will do.
00:24:46Man's Search for Meaning.
00:24:48It's like the most lit Holocaust book.
00:24:51My therapist gave me this one after my parents' divorce.
00:24:53And, like, in a way, the divorce was my family's personal Holocaust.
00:24:57You know?
00:24:58Like, the mistress was Hitler.
00:25:01My mom was, like, Jesse Jackson, that black guy that won that medal because he ran really fast.
00:25:06Jesse Owens.
00:25:07Jesse Owens.
00:25:08And I was, like, Anne Frank.
00:25:10You know, because I was, like, hiding from my shame.
00:25:13This book taught me, like, not to hide anymore.
00:25:15And I don't think you should either.
00:25:16So, I'm giving this to you.
00:25:18It would be good for you.
00:25:20Excuse me.
00:25:21Oh, yeah, I'm gonna give you some privacy.
00:25:24Ira, what's happening?
00:25:25Fuck, Bubby, I'm so glad I caught you.
00:25:27Holy shit.
00:25:27What is it?
00:25:28Did you see a pair of sunglasses after I left your house?
00:25:29I'm, like, fucked up looking for them.
00:25:31They're Chanel.
00:25:32Ira, are you fucking kidding me?
00:25:33No, no, I know.
00:25:34I never splurge like that.
00:25:35Ira, you scared the shit out of me.
00:25:37I thought something had leaked or something fucked had happened with the video.
00:25:40Oh, shit, did something happen?
00:25:41I'm asking you.
00:25:42Are you fucking serious?
00:25:44Bubby, I'm fucking with you.
00:25:46But for real, though, shit is not going well.
00:25:47I got nothing on my side.
00:25:49You gotta keep apologizing to people, all right?
00:25:51Oh, hey, Bubby.
00:25:52Sorry if I sound distracted.
00:25:53I'm getting an IV trip right now.
00:25:55I'm also doing couples therapy and playing chess.
00:25:57I'll call you back when I hear something.
00:26:01So, do you, like, want me to pretend that I don't know what's going on to, like, make things easier
00:26:08for you, or what?
00:26:11Let me think on it.
00:26:12I may just want to pretend things are not insane with one person in my life.
00:26:17Sure.
00:26:18Hey.
00:26:18What extortion?
00:26:22Thanks, Emi.
00:26:25It's been so long, Mom.
00:26:29It has.
00:26:32I have a lot to, uh, apologize to you for.
00:26:39For starters, I was often very rude about you participating in this kind of entertainment.
00:26:50I'm sorry for that.
00:26:56Fuck.
00:26:57Sorry.
00:26:58Can we try that one more time, hon?
00:27:00The label wasn't cheated towards camera.
00:27:02And that was such a great fucking emotional moment.
00:27:04I'm so fucking touched.
00:27:05Genuinely.
00:27:06I just have to be sure it's usable because my content partners need it.
00:27:10Sometimes you gotta tickle their balls so Mommy can get her beak wet.
00:27:14My son may be a star, but I'm a whole damn planet.
00:27:21This is so triggering and fucked up for so many reasons I can't even begin to tell you.
00:27:27Didn't you come here to apologize to me?
00:27:29Yeah.
00:27:30And you'd only receive the apology if we did it on the show, which makes my skin crawl that you're
00:27:35even on in the first place.
00:27:37Okay, we'll get to that in one second, you pretentious little fuck.
00:27:40But for starters, you showed up, didn't you?
00:27:44You're a little truffle-sipping fame piggy, just like Mommy.
00:27:47I wanted to please you.
00:27:49I became famous to please you.
00:27:52I supported your career, day in and day out, for nine years of my life.
00:27:57I wanted a parent, not a business collaborator.
00:28:00When you were a little kid, you begged me every day to be on TV.
00:28:04Begged me.
00:28:05I'm talking tantrums.
00:28:07Days-long tantrums.
00:28:09Fits.
00:28:09Making scenes.
00:28:10Screaming.
00:28:11Carrying on.
00:28:12I didn't know what to do.
00:28:14I was 25 and you were six, so I moved us across the country, away from your father, my husband,
00:28:22away from my parents, my support system, into a shitty little month-to-month in the valley so I could
00:28:30take you to auditions every day.
00:28:32You were my focus.
00:28:35Your father left us.
00:28:37Not just you.
00:28:38He left me, too.
00:28:39I sacrificed my marriage.
00:28:42Who were you sacrificing anything for when you were 25, Reef?
00:28:49But then something amazing happened.
00:28:51Your fucking dreams came true.
00:28:54And I went from being a little nobody in the middle of nowhere to suddenly my son singing and dancing
00:29:01on The Tonight Show.
00:29:03You became a big famous actor.
00:29:06You got everything you ever wanted.
00:29:10Mom.
00:29:13I was a kid.
00:29:16Kids don't know what they want.
00:29:20Kids want to be astronauts.
00:29:22Yeah, and some of them actually do become astronauts.
00:29:26The ones whose dreams are supported by their mothers.
00:29:29Mom, I felt used and exploited.
00:29:31You stopped seeing me when I got on this show.
00:29:37You stopped talking to me.
00:29:40Your fucking mother.
00:29:52You're right.
00:29:57I'm sorry.
00:30:01That's not okay.
00:30:08Can we take that from after you're right?
00:30:10But before, sorry, that's not okay.
00:30:12I want to get a different reaction on my side.
00:30:15Jesus fucking Christ!
00:30:18You see?
00:30:19What?
00:30:20You even take a moment like that and make it for the show.
00:30:24You make it for show!
00:30:26I was actually feeling in that moment.
00:30:29I didn't say anything about your take.
00:30:31I bought it.
00:30:33Your delivery was very strong.
00:30:35I just wanted one where I cry and one where I don't on my side.
00:30:39So the editor will have options.
00:30:42What even is an apology, Reef?
00:30:44Is it for you?
00:30:45Is it for me?
00:30:48Isn't it an apology just to show also?
00:30:51This was such a fucked idea.
00:30:54You are such a scorched unit.
00:30:56Not everything is one thing, Reef.
00:31:00Yes, I want to be great on the show, but I mean everything that was in this conversation.
00:31:04Just because the cameras are rolling doesn't mean it's not real.
00:31:08Just because it's performative doesn't mean that it's not the truth.
00:31:12Why can't it be both?
00:31:15You and I see things so fucking differently, Reef.
00:31:18Reef, I've accepted that.
00:31:21I hope you can too one day.
00:31:24I'm not trying to change you.
00:31:27So don't try and change me.
00:31:36Kyle, your abstinence dog is out here.
00:31:39Do you want me to let him in or do you a favor and put it down so someone will
00:31:43date you?
00:31:44Just put it under the window over there, guys.
00:31:46Thanks.
00:31:48I should not be lifting this couch right now.
00:31:50I have been so nauseous today.
00:31:53Babe, maybe you're pregnant.
00:31:55Is that unhoused gentleman outside of general nutrition that you've been romantically intertwined with not been using contraception?
00:32:03Babe?
00:32:04Yeah?
00:32:05I'm as at risk of getting pregnant as you are.
00:32:08Because you're old?
00:32:09Yeah.
00:32:09That's the meaning of that bit.
00:32:11Okay, just making sure you understood the math of it.
00:32:13Oh, you know, I got it.
00:32:14Thanks.
00:32:14And Reeve, like, I know you can't handle any of the housewife stuff, but, like, your mom is so fucking
00:32:20major and iconic.
00:32:21Like, what was she wearing?
00:32:23I need details.
00:32:24Babe, lay off the mom stuff, okay?
00:32:26Even though we're all dying to know what she was wearing.
00:32:28No, it's okay.
00:32:29But it's not her.
00:32:30It's not her.
00:32:37Okay.
00:32:55hello be in my office one hour i got the fucking dream team assembled for you
00:32:59one hour be here dear beloved we're gathered here today because i have assembled the greatest
00:33:10group ever to protect our boy reef hawk and bathe him in the waters of our combined genius
00:33:17nothing prince whatever reef i would now like to introduce you to your new crisis team or as i
00:33:25call them the rover rover reef unit didn't land okay tough room i'll start with one of the greatest
00:33:34to ever do it one of the world's most renowned lawyers the most legendary advocate for women
00:33:42whose rights have been violated illegal reaches wide and long and my man you know she doesn't
00:33:49are not ladies and gentlemen virginia allen i've been green
00:33:58reef it's nice to meet you don't you represent women who are victims of terrible men not if i
00:34:04hire her first i'm not i didn't like oh i know oh we know bobby we know i wouldn't have
00:34:10accepted
00:34:11this if i thought this was a me too type of thing what if it is it's not we know
00:34:18i know i know she
00:34:19knows i know we know i know i know i of course know what if it is you're gonna want
00:34:26virginia here bobby
00:34:27speaking of i would now like to introduce you to the third in our three tenors of naughtiness
00:34:33ladies and gentlemen the sultan of social justice the rabbi of race relations
00:34:44he's bringing sexy back to the civil rights movement
00:34:50he's been preaching since the same street and boys is so tired the reverend liandris
00:34:59shut the fuck up ira oh you still swear about last time we worked together yeah because you
00:35:03completely ruined the entire thing and embarrassed the shit out of me and my client here we go again
00:35:07did you follow the jesse smollett thing uh the two racist guys beat up the black actor and ended up
00:35:12being set up by him leon and i came up with that at lunch one day it's a killer idea
00:35:16we pitched it
00:35:17around town and jesse was the most passionate about the project sometimes these things are reverse
00:35:20engineered where the idea comes before the talent you know like when a movie studio has a franchise
00:35:25but they don't have a star attached then tell them what happened i was such a hypocrite leon you're
00:35:29one of my best friends i love you more than life itself but you're a hypocrite you're always on me
00:35:33about hiring more black people so i hired two black guys to beat up jesse this is me growing with
00:35:39elegance and all of a sudden i'm the asshole you hired two black guys to play white supremacists to
00:35:43commit a hate crime against a black guy you stupid it's impossible to keep up hire black guys don't
00:35:48hire black guys make up your mind i shouldn't have to explain this one you're acting like i didn't even
00:35:53post a black square a couple years ago you saw that i storied it it wasn't on my permanent grid
00:35:58but i storied the black square i obviously know who you are and i'm a fan reverend but why is
00:36:06he on
00:36:06our team oh i pray to god you didn't say the word on that video what no i would never
00:36:14we know we know i
00:36:17know he knows we know of course we know we know brother but if you did i will smack the
00:36:24living
00:36:24shit out of you and then we're gonna hold hands and walk through the fire together my brother i'm not
00:36:33a racist reef while we totally believe you aren't racist we do know for a fact you have done racist
00:36:41things
00:36:41which is very common except in your position is incredibly dangerous i'm eunice kim i'm a lawyer
00:36:48and activist i'm here because i famously started the hashtag stop imitating asian people i did by
00:36:54the way we noticed thank you for doing no thank you do you recall a scene from a jesus i
00:37:01hate to call
00:37:01it a film a thing you were in called titty school six let's get tit-tarded in here an 80s
00:37:09low-budget
00:37:09teen comedy ira buried when you got famous we think someone may have found it do you recall a
00:37:15scene from this film in which your character israel boner shark scene is tasked with breaking into the
00:37:21girls sorority to steal their bras and panties and in order to pull off this caper you as your character
00:37:26dress up as a geisha to sneak into the sorority we think someone may be framing the scene in a
00:37:31modern
00:37:32context to use it to cancel you for being racist against asian people it was a scene in a stupid
00:37:38movie
00:37:38it wasn't me it was a character in a movie doesn't matter hey wait where's moshe from the anti-semitism
00:37:44committee we ran the numbers it turns out that hating jews doesn't negatively affect a person's
00:37:49career in fact it could even help that sounds like a freako acid trip so you go through every
00:37:56hypothetical fucked up thing you may have ever done in your entire life yeah if we broke down my text
00:38:01in
00:38:01my dry cleaner on tuesday i'd never work again i mean it felt like fire against my skin the whole
00:38:06entire
00:38:07time i hate that you're being put through this i i just hate it when you're sad you know i
00:38:12was
00:38:12thinking about when you got clean how you never did aa or any other program like that because you were
00:38:18just like so worried that people were going to recognize you and out that you had a problem and
00:38:23how that would you know affect your image of course but a big part of all that is doing the
00:38:29steps right
00:38:30apologizing to the people you hurt maybe this whole thing is like the universe's way of making sure
00:38:37that you apologize to the people that were hurt by your addiction you know
00:38:43i'm sure there's a lot of people that would appreciate an apology from you
00:38:49right sander yeah sure
00:39:02you're right
00:39:07fuck this is hard
00:39:12i need to apologize
00:39:20to savannah
00:39:27yeah
00:39:29i'm gonna try and get back before dinner but thank you thanks
00:39:38what the actual fuck dude i don't even know what i said it was like
00:39:42not a little stupid
00:39:44don't you know why did i think
00:39:45you all right now
00:39:48what's stupid
00:39:50no
00:39:51no
00:39:51no
00:39:51no
00:39:51no
00:39:51no
00:39:51no
00:39:51No
00:40:04no
00:40:05no
00:40:06no
00:40:57Rave.
00:41:02Savannah, here we are.
00:41:04Dude, you are so annoying.
00:41:07I can hate you or want to kill you or even forget about you,
00:41:11but then you sit here in front of me and you are still the goofy kid
00:41:15lighting fireworks off at the vents behind the mall,
00:41:19almost going deaf.
00:41:20Jesus, I haven't thought about that in so long.
00:41:24Such a little twerp.
00:41:26Always showing off for everybody, center of attention.
00:41:30But I always liked you in moments like this.
00:41:35When it was just us talking.
00:41:38Nobody to show off for.
00:41:47I pulled it off.
00:41:48Photo finish.
00:41:50Don't worry, they're not yours.
00:41:52That's not funny.
00:41:55Gary.
00:41:56Do they have your sense of humor?
00:41:59They're smarter than me.
00:42:01Let's hope they make better choices.
00:42:12I'm really sorry I let you down.
00:42:24How do I put this the right way?
00:42:27I want to use the correct verbiage here and not mince words.
00:42:36You're not a good person.
00:42:45I've wasted years of my life on you.
00:42:48With you.
00:42:50And about you.
00:42:52Because it's always about you, Reef.
00:42:57Let me guess.
00:42:58Xander and Kyle haven't been this honest with you
00:43:03about your behavior in these conversations.
00:43:06They never had a problem lying to you or for you.
00:43:11Yeah, you don't stick around long with this kind of realness, do you, Reef?
00:43:20But I'm not around anymore.
00:43:24Thank God.
00:43:28Because after the last thing.
00:43:34The last thing that happened.
00:43:40It took finally allowing a good and devoted man to love me to realize that
00:43:47I'm not just a distraction to run to and toy with when you're depressed or lonely or between movies or
00:44:04literally bored.
00:44:06Only to discard when something amazing would happen.
00:44:23I used to think that telling you all this would make me happy.
00:44:32It doesn't...
00:44:36My family makes me happy.
00:44:40My children make me happy.
00:44:42My family makes me happy.
00:45:12face off at the mall.
00:45:13They're cute when you buy them, but then it's like...
00:45:15Wait, Ira.
00:45:30Ira, we have him on the line.
00:45:32All right, this is it.
00:45:32At your stations, okay?
00:45:34Put him through.
00:45:36Hey, Ira.
00:45:36Yo, how's things?
00:45:37All good over here.
00:45:39Just in the office solo, doing a million things.
00:45:41Oh, yeah.
00:45:42By the sound of that speakerphone and the cavernous echo in the conference room,
00:45:45I can tell it's just you in there.
00:45:47Fuck you.
00:45:47What do you got?
00:45:48I'm assuming Virginia and Leandrus and the crew are all in there with you.
00:45:52Hello, all.
00:45:53Nope.
00:45:53Wrong again.
00:45:54Okay, Ira.
00:45:56Hey, by the way, I want to say, Reef, if you're there too, which...
00:45:59I'm pretty positive that you are.
00:46:02I should legally disclose that I'm your neighbor who's been renting a house next to you for the past few
00:46:06months.
00:46:07What the fuck?
00:46:11Legally disclose.
00:46:12Since when you were sickler for the law?
00:46:14All right, well, you know, not legally, but like homie to homie.
00:46:17I thought I should tell you that.
00:46:19It felt fucked up not to.
00:46:20All right, so what do we got here?
00:46:22Okay, as you know, I can't reveal much, but I have procured a video from a person who wishes to
00:46:27sell it to the highest bidding media outlet.
00:46:30I would like to offer Reef the opportunity to buy it first.
00:46:33How fucking generous of you.
00:46:36All I can tell you about the video is this.
00:46:47He comes.
00:46:54The price is 15 million.
00:46:56The deadline is Tuesday at 10 a.m.
00:46:59Peace.
00:47:03He comes.
00:47:12He comes.
00:47:13He comes.
00:47:14Oh, God.
00:47:14He comes.
00:47:16He comes.
00:47:23This is the actual worst moment of my life.
00:47:27He comes.
00:47:31I accept that.
00:47:33I do.
00:47:34I accept it.
00:47:38But who says coming is bad, right?
00:47:42I'm in sex positive.
00:47:44Come makes babies.
00:47:46Babies grow up to be doctors.
00:47:48Doctors heal us when we're ailing.
00:47:49Technically he's right.
00:47:50You know who's made out of cum.
00:47:52She is.
00:47:53I'm not made out of cum.
00:47:55Absolutely are.
00:47:56Even Reef Hawk.
00:47:57Dramatic pause.
00:47:59Madden A idol.
00:48:00Hand prints in the ground and Chinese sidewalk.
00:48:04100% completely cum based.
00:48:06I believe in the profundity of this argument.
00:48:11This young lady here, cum.
00:48:15That felt wrong even as I was saying it.
00:48:17But I urge you to hear me when I say this.
00:48:21None of us in this room would be here without cum.
00:48:26Am I wrong?
00:48:27I'm wrong.
00:48:29Applause.
00:48:31If you want.
00:48:33If you want.
00:48:34If you want.
00:48:39No!
00:48:40Whoa, whoa, Bubby.
00:48:40You don't understand, Ira.
00:48:42You don't understand.
00:48:43I've been so fucking careful!
00:48:45Hey, you're okay.
00:48:46I've never filmed myself.
00:48:48I've never been filmed with anyone.
00:48:49I've been so fucking careful!
00:48:52Why is this happening to me?
00:49:01What did you just say?
00:49:06Why is this happening to me?
00:49:08No, before that.
00:49:13I've been so fucking careful.
00:49:15Before that.
00:49:17I've never filmed myself.
00:49:19And I've never been filmed with anyone.
00:49:28What?
00:49:33What is it?
00:49:34You were filmed without your consent.
00:49:40It was non-consensual.
00:49:43Virginia, do you want to explain this?
00:49:45I'd love to.
00:49:46Reeve, have you ever heard of victim capitalism?
00:49:51No.
00:49:52When you were growing up, you wanted to be an actor.
00:49:53You wanted to be a gifted artist, and that, in turn, would bring you riches and fame.
00:49:59You were part of the recognition for talent generation.
00:50:02But people got tired of having to work hard and actually be good at something.
00:50:06I do all that work.
00:50:06It's exhausting.
00:50:08And the odds are so terribly low of succeeding.
00:50:10So, here come the Kardashians.
00:50:13The Big Bang happened.
00:50:15The tension culture.
00:50:17And it is huge.
00:50:20And it is huge.
00:50:20Now you don't have to do anything special to be famous.
00:50:22You just have to be.
00:50:23You just have to make enough noise to garner the attention.
00:50:27Any kind of noise.
00:50:28Any kind of attention.
00:50:30And this brings us to the birth of social media.
00:50:33Now anyone with a phone can have it at the push of a button.
00:50:36That sweet, sweet nectar of attention.
00:50:39And then, it was ignited.
00:50:42The spark.
00:50:45Victimhood.
00:50:46The only way you can become rich and famous in this culture is to be a victim.
00:50:53Victim capitalism.
00:50:54The best thing you can be in our modern society is a victim.
00:50:57And you, Reif Huck, are a white, middle-aged, rich, famous, straight movie star who is, indeed, a victim.
00:51:08You're a fucking unicorn.
00:51:09This is going to be the biggest year of your whole career.
00:51:11I mean, you're going to be a bigger star than ever.
00:51:13You know what we have to do, right?
00:51:14We got one move.
00:51:16Live interview.
00:51:18That's right.
00:51:18A live interview cuts him off at the knees.
00:51:21Talking about the video before they have a chance to leak it makes you the victim and gives us all
00:51:25the leverage.
00:51:28God, where are they?
00:51:31We're going to be fucking late.
00:51:34Everything okay?
00:51:35Yeah, yeah.
00:51:37I'm just running a little late.
00:51:38It's one day a week I've got to be out by a certain time.
00:51:48Hey, I know that was a lot.
00:51:51Stay with it tonight.
00:51:53Digest it.
00:52:02Ira, you have a really weird job.
00:52:08It's like you just wait for a call that I got in trouble.
00:52:23Bubby, you ever think about why you thought it was okay to get in the kind of trouble you got
00:52:31in for as long as you did?
00:52:35Everybody's a psycho when they're young.
00:52:36I hit myself at number one.
00:52:42But for everybody else in the world, all these people, they can't act like that forever.
00:52:51I had real life hit me like a fucking train.
00:52:57But when my phone rings and it's you, I pick up.
00:53:01I always pick up.
00:53:07There he is.
00:53:09Hey, hey.
00:53:10Sorry, Ira.
00:53:12We hit crazy traffic.
00:53:14No worries, Alec, baby.
00:53:15So bad.
00:53:16Traffic?
00:53:16Come on, crazy?
00:53:17Buddy.
00:53:18There he is, my boy.
00:53:20My dad.
00:53:20What, are you too old to kiss your dad?
00:53:22Oh, come on.
00:53:23When you were a baby, I used to kiss your face.
00:53:25I still see you as this little, fat little, chunky little guy.
00:53:30Dad, I hate being late for the Dodgers.
00:53:32Yeah, no, I hate being late.
00:53:33I'm sorry, buddy.
00:53:34But we got to listen to Britney Spears' audio book.
00:53:36And let me just say, she lived a very wild life.
00:53:42She's the best.
00:53:42She sang at your mom and I's wedding.
00:53:44Hey, you know who this guy is?
00:53:46Reef Hawk?
00:53:47That's right.
00:53:47All right.
00:53:49OG client of your dads.
00:53:51I always wanted you guys to meet each other, but Reef is always very busy.
00:53:56So, Reef, do you have a girlfriend?
00:53:58This guy with the girlfriend.
00:53:59Always with the fucking girlfriend.
00:54:00Not right now.
00:54:02Well, same here.
00:54:03We're on the same boat.
00:54:04That's what I tell him.
00:54:05He's got to keep his options open.
00:54:06Yeah.
00:54:07Dad said, got to keep my options open because I'm a handsome guy.
00:54:10Cool and handsome guy.
00:54:11Mm-hmm.
00:54:12Just like Reef.
00:54:13Hey, you guys should be wingmen for each other.
00:54:16Just try and leave some pussy for the rest of us.
00:54:17Shut up.
00:54:19Dad.
00:54:19What do I always say?
00:54:20Keep your options open.
00:54:22Yes.
00:54:22Never sign anything.
00:54:24Check the Saudi money.
00:54:25Check the Saudi money.
00:54:27Right.
00:54:27Okay.
00:54:28Hey.
00:54:30I'll check in tomorrow.
00:54:32Enjoy the game.
00:54:34See you later, Reef.
00:54:35Nice to meet you.
00:54:36Don't deal alcohol and say not a crack, Reef.
00:54:40I told you not to tell anybody about that.
00:54:42You're not supposed to repeat that shit.
00:54:43Get in the car, guys.
00:54:44Let's go.
00:54:50Let's go.
00:55:15Reef Hawk.
00:55:19Hey.
00:55:20I think I read a couple years ago your dad hung himself, right?
00:55:24It's so funny.
00:55:25I'm reading the new Jennifer Egan, and the main character is a rock star whose mom is on
00:55:29a reality show, and the dad hangs himself.
00:55:33I mean, it's a rock star.
00:55:34It's not a movie star, but it's crazy close, right?
00:55:43Anyway, check it out if you have a flight or something.
00:55:46You can breeze right through it.
00:55:57Can I just say what we're all thinking?
00:55:59A live tell-all interview, while pretending to be a victim, seems like the actual complete
00:56:06opposite of what you should do.
00:56:09What's the alternative?
00:56:10Give everything up I've worked for my entire life?
00:56:13I have what everyone dreams of.
00:56:15I can't just throw it away.
00:56:23Let's just, like, sell everything and move to Hawaii.
00:56:26Open the smoothie stand or something.
00:56:29Yeah.
00:56:31There we go.
00:56:32I'll open a smoothie stand.
00:56:35What a brilliant idea.
00:56:36You just seem a little off lately, so, look, I just want to make sure that you're...
00:56:42Make sure I'm what?
00:56:45Are you implying that there's something important I'm hiding from you?
00:56:49Reeve, dude, she's just asking you...
00:56:51I know what she's asking.
00:56:53I don't know why it's such a big deal.
00:56:54It's a big fucking deal.
00:56:57Because questioning that is questioning the very core of everything I am the last five
00:57:02years.
00:57:03Everything I've fought and clawed and promised to not be.
00:57:08So you questioning that isn't just a chill little question.
00:57:13It's calling me a fraud.
00:57:15So what the fuck are you asking?
00:57:22Don't fucking curse at me, ever.
00:57:26Don't ever talk to me like that, ever.
00:57:31You are under immense pressure and anxiety.
00:57:35So I am asking you, as somebody who loves you, are you strong in your sobriety?
00:57:41Because you have that look in your eyes you promised I wasn't going to see again.
00:57:47How fucking dare you?
00:57:49How dare I?
00:57:50How dare I?
00:57:52I ask you because I am someone who loves you at times more than you are capable of loving
00:57:58yourself.
00:57:59I ask because I would rather you throw some little bitchy diva movie star tantrum and not
00:58:05be my friend for a month than to walk in on you overdosed again, thinking that you were
00:58:11fucking dead.
00:58:12dead, which you don't even remember, but was like the worst moment of my life.
00:58:22Dude, you're a 56-year-old man who might be back on hard drugs.
00:58:27So what I ask you, it's not because it's fun for me.
00:58:34My sobriety is stronger than fucking steel.
00:58:43And as far as moving to Hawaii and opening a smoothie stand, that might be in the realm
00:58:51of possibility for you.
00:58:54But honestly, Kyle, I don't have the patience or the fucking energy to fake being able to
00:59:01relate to your shitty little life today.
00:59:04I live in an existence you literally have no way of understanding.
00:59:12Oh, fuck.
00:59:13You're right.
00:59:14I have no idea.
00:59:17I hope that you do that giant interview and I hope you get more famous and more rich,
00:59:24more attention as it seems to historically serve you super well.
00:59:31And you know what?
00:59:32I love my life, my shitty little life.
00:59:35You know why?
00:59:36I get to be whoever I want to be all the time.
00:59:41I wish you cared about what we thought of you, Reef, more than a bunch of people on the
00:59:46internet.
00:59:50And the next time we do a performative apology tour, throw your two best friends on the
00:59:54list, you sad fucking junkie.
01:00:13Why are you still here?
01:00:17I ordered food and I already paid for it on the app.
01:00:27Why did you stay my friend, Sander?
01:00:38I hate emotions so fucking much.
01:00:40Um, when we were in high school, every other word out of everyone's mouth was faggot,
01:00:52including mine.
01:00:54And one time you slept over in 10th grade and you asked me point blank if I was gay.
01:00:59And I denied it for hours and we got into this big screaming fight and you said to me,
01:01:09you said you wouldn't not be my friend if I was gay.
01:01:13You would only not be my friend if I was not myself.
01:01:18Because that would be too hard to watch.
01:01:27When you act gross like this, I choose to remember that person.
01:01:59I do not be my friend.
01:04:02It's a very, very unique experience.
01:04:07Like when we were kids.
01:04:11Like why did we do this and who did we do it for?
01:04:18One minute to live air.
01:04:20You know, it's funny.
01:04:25I didn't like you.
01:04:27Is that funny?
01:04:29You were always so smug, you know?
01:04:32But then when Virginia called me and told me what really is going on and what you are surviving
01:04:40as a victim, I mean, and the fact that you were willing to talk about it and share everything
01:04:48and share it with the world, I mean, you're a hero.
01:04:52And I want to interview that hero.
01:05:05It's going to be great.
01:05:15I'm going to leave.
01:05:17I'm going to leave.
01:05:19I'm going to leave now.
01:05:2130 seconds to live air.
01:05:22Wait, no, no, no, no, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, no, no, no.
01:05:24We can talk about other things.
01:05:26I mean, we need to talk about the thing.
01:05:28I just don't want to do this.
01:05:30But you're here.
01:05:31Why would you do that?
01:05:32I'm really sorry.
01:05:33Did I say something?
01:05:34No.
01:05:34But you cannot do this.
01:05:37We're about to go to live TV in how many seconds?
01:05:40Ten seconds live air.
01:05:41What the fuck are you doing, Reeve?
01:05:44God fucking damn it, you fucked me.
01:05:46I will fuck you so hard.
01:05:49I'll fucking go outland on all you motherfuckers.
01:05:52Bobby, hey, it fucking worked.
01:05:54Ira, I'm leaving.
01:05:56No, you don't understand.
01:05:57It worked.
01:05:59What worked?
01:06:00I didn't do the interview.
01:06:01Yeah, no shit.
01:06:02You didn't have to.
01:06:03And I knew that even friending a live interview would force in a hand, and it fucking did.
01:06:07It's just some random nobody who found the video on his ex-girlfriend's computer.
01:06:11They caved.
01:06:11I got him from 15 mil down to 35K.
01:06:1635K.
01:06:17And this is all behind you for the rest of your life.
01:06:26Hello?
01:06:32I don't know.
01:06:36What the fuck do you mean, I don't know?
01:06:39I just wanted all this to go away.
01:06:44And now that it's right here, in front of me,
01:06:52it's just so fucking wrong.
01:06:54I don't know.
01:07:09Bobby, it's 35K.
01:07:11It's a fucking forerunner.
01:07:17You pay it.
01:07:21It's the cosmic tax.
01:07:43You pay it.
01:08:27Hey.
01:08:28This is so crazy.
01:08:30Yeah, I guess.
01:08:32I mean, you're Reef Hawk.
01:08:34And you're talking to me like, what?
01:08:37Yeah, I don't know.
01:08:38You're a huge movie star, dude.
01:08:40Like, shouldn't you be at a big party or something?
01:08:43Um, I mean, I've been shooting in Albuquerque for like six months, living in this, uh, hotel room.
01:08:52I guess I'm, uh, a little lonely or something.
01:08:57That's no good.
01:09:01Don't you have, like, a wife or kids or a family or something?
01:09:09No.
01:09:11No, I don't.
01:09:14Oh.
01:09:17Why not?
01:09:20Uh, why not?
01:09:28I guess, uh, I guess when it came time to do that, I, uh, I always chose something else I
01:09:43thought was bigger or more important.
01:09:55That's really sad.
01:10:06Do you want to see my tits?
01:10:07Sure.
01:10:26Sure.
01:10:27Sure.
01:10:43You have kind eyes.
01:10:50I just need you for two minutes outside?
01:10:51Yeah.
01:10:52Okay, great.
01:11:07You know, I've thought and fantasize about what I would do or say to you if I ever had the
01:11:14chance.
01:11:25Do you hate me?
01:11:32No, no, I don't, I don't hate you.
01:11:38I love you, man.
01:11:45I'm just broke.
01:12:23I love you, man.
01:12:26There aren't words for what you mean to me and the shame I feel for what I put you through.
01:12:49You're my whole life.
01:12:58But it's not about me.
01:13:11I'm sorry.
01:13:16I forgive you.
01:13:19I forgive you, too.
01:13:25Hey.
01:13:28I'm sorry.
01:13:32Do you need a hug?
01:13:34Yes.
01:13:36I love you, Joe.
01:13:37I love you, guys.
01:13:39Thank you, Reef.
01:13:49The day I walk down the street, I used to wander.
01:13:54Yeah.
01:13:55Scratched my head and lit my cigarette.
01:14:00Well, there was all these things that I don't think I remember.
01:14:05Hey, how lucky can't one man get?
01:14:12Hello.
01:14:13Hey.
01:14:14Hi.
01:14:16Who's this?
01:14:17It's Reef.
01:14:19Reef?
01:14:21Reef?
01:14:22What can I do for you, Reef?
01:14:25I'm just calling to see how your day is.
01:14:28What do you mean?
01:14:29I mean, how's your day?
01:14:32Like, how are the events of your day?
01:14:35What do you mean, how's my day?
01:14:36How are the events of my day?
01:14:37What does that mean?
01:14:39I'm just asking how your day is.
01:14:41Like, what you did and how it is.
01:14:44The fuck do you mean, how is my day?
01:14:46What do you want, Reef?
01:14:47What's your angle?
01:14:48Red.
01:14:49I'm calling to see how your day is going.
01:14:52Like, how you are.
01:14:55Like, how you're doing.
01:14:58Oh.
01:15:00Oh.
01:15:02Well, thanks.
01:15:04I mean, what I'm doing, I'm just hanging out.
01:15:07That's all I'm doing.
01:15:09Nice.
01:15:11That's awesome.
01:15:13Yeah, but isn't, you know, nothing crazy?
01:15:15Same old?
01:15:17Yeah.
01:15:18Yeah, guys.
01:15:19Same.
01:15:20Not a whole lot here today, either.
01:15:25Well, that's nice.
01:15:26That's nice.
01:15:27Today I walk down the street I used to wander.
01:15:32Yeah.
01:15:33Shook my hand and made myself a bed.
01:15:38There was all these things that I don't think I remember.
01:15:43Hey, how lucky can one man get.
01:15:49Hey, how lucky can one man get.
01:15:55Hey, how lucky can one man get.
01:16:02Hey.
01:16:18Hey.
01:16:31Hey.
01:16:36girl girl we got this we got this who are you the second most interesting bitch in this room
01:16:42trust oh three two one good evening and welcome to the primetime special edition of the drew
01:16:51barrymore show we begin tonight with a gentleman i do not know hi xander alexander huge fan and
01:16:59you soon will be of mine as well so much of your show is about your guests coming on here
01:17:04and
01:17:04unloading on your tits and i just want you to know that today i'm here to take that load for
01:17:10you
01:17:10well let's get the tissues out and do this right now yes first of all i don't know if you
01:17:17know
01:17:18anything about my past but you know et changed my life i actually always thought it was et you know
01:17:24like french never seen it before saw the poster know how relevant it is know how important it is
01:17:30from what i understand it's about you and a bunch of other little kids finding a little old jewish guy
01:17:34and taking him for a ride on a bicycle little ball guy you just put a blanket on him and
01:17:38take him for
01:17:39a ride on a bicycle again i haven't seen it i've only seen call me by your name in the
01:17:44notebook
01:17:48i don't know how i did that now i wonder where it's gone must have spent the way i went
01:17:58waiting for the dawn
01:18:01shoot the moon right between the eyes i'm screaming take me back to sunny countryside
01:18:16shoot the moon right between the eyes i'm screaming take me back to sunny countryside
01:18:29clocks and spoons empty rooms it's raining out tonight
01:18:36bye
01:18:41there
01:18:43and
01:18:43and
01:18:52okay
01:18:53and
01:18:55yeah
01:18:58and
01:23:35I'm Reeve Hawk and I got staff in the sauna.
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