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00:02You ready for your first date, Chief?
00:03I sure am, Chief.
00:04And tonight's my welcome dinner.
00:05You're coming, right?
00:06Absolutely.
00:06If someone at your table doesn't show up,
00:08you're allowed to eat their cake.
00:09Wait a minute.
00:10I know that smirk.
00:11You got me a present, didn't you?
00:12I did.
00:13Oh, my God.
00:15No, no.
00:15This isn't your present.
00:16Their bus jumped a median.
00:17I got you these.
00:19Two Chiefs.
00:20Oh, my God.
00:22I know.
00:22My littlest made them for us.
00:24Mine's chocolate.
00:24Yours is vanilla.
00:25I'll take brown.
00:26We're going to need a secret handshake.
00:27Well, I worked on that at 4 o'clock in the morning.
00:30You ready?
00:30This is how it goes.
00:31We go two Chiefs, high five, bring it down.
00:33And then jazz hands if we have time.
00:35Sure.
00:35Hey, kid, do me a favor.
00:37Give us a beat.
00:38Throw some stank on it.
00:39This is our first Chief strut.
00:40Make it nasty.
00:50Where am I, Hornet?
00:52Okay.
00:53Our next patient, Blake.
00:55This is Miss Flynn, 42, admitted with edema, fatigue.
00:58My very first rounds with my interns.
01:00I needed to establish my teaching style.
01:03Be firm.
01:04That's not going to cut it, buddy boy.
01:06But I correctly diagnosed her, and she's been discharged.
01:09Oh, sorry.
01:10To be honest, I was thinking about my teaching style.
01:12Great job, buddy boy.
01:14Next patient.
01:15You've never been good at being mean.
01:17Try super friendly with fun nicknames.
01:19Okay, this is Stanley Campos, admitted for cardiac embloidosis.
01:23He's hyponatremic.
01:24Who can tell me why?
01:25It's hypervolemic hyponatremia, secondary to congestive heart failure.
01:29Nice job, Dr. Tosh.
01:31You are on fire today.
01:32I'm going to call you...
01:33Hot mouth?
01:34You called an intern hot mouth?
01:36Dr. Tosh was answering every question right.
01:39She was on fire.
01:40Dr. Dorian, in the future, I'm going to need you to...
01:44Wait, I know.
01:45Bring it down.
01:47Okay, leave the gestures to me.
01:49In the future, I'm going to need you to stop and think.
01:54Now, if you'll excuse me, my next meeting is going to be a long one.
01:59Speaking of things that are long, nope, I'm not going to finish that.
02:03The big dog has learned.
02:04That's not appropriate.
02:05Whoa.
02:06Todd, you're showing huge growth.
02:08Well, then you should see my dog.
02:10I can't do this all on my own.
02:13No, I know.
02:15I'm no Superman.
02:20I'm no Superman.
02:22Being chief of medicine was an opportunity to change the culture,
02:26to treat interns with dignity,
02:27and to put patient care above profits.
02:30I had been chosen by the best to ever do it.
02:33And even though they painted him like a serial killer,
02:35I'm not going to let him down.
02:36I know you're thinking you won't let him down,
02:38but I can assure you, you most definitely will.
02:41You haven't worked at a hospital in over 15 years,
02:43and you think you could prance in here like a gay little reindeer ready to lead Santa's sleigh?
02:47Even though Rudolph was there before you,
02:49Rudolph worked harder, and Rudolph deserves it more.
02:51I'm guessing you're Rudolph.
02:54Just like in the movies,
02:55every hospital has a hero and a villain.
02:58Appletini.
02:59Shaken.
03:00Not stirred.
03:01The name's Dorian.
03:03John Dorian.
03:04Seriously?
03:05You made me the Asian villain with no lines?
03:07And yet here you are,
03:09talking.
03:20That was definitely not shaken.
03:22Listen, when I see something I want, I get it.
03:26You see those two gorgeous surgeons back there?
03:28Before they met me, they were married.
03:30And then I banged them both.
03:32Wow, that is a lot of input for me first thing in the morning.
03:34That's exactly what they said.
03:36What is your point?
03:37I'm very good at sex.
03:38Now, what is your macro point?
03:40I don't quit until I get what I want.
03:46You banged them both.
03:49How are you?
03:51I was going to check in because I know you've had a rough week.
03:53But then I realized, it's funny really,
03:56that we don't have each other's numbers.
03:57Yeah, yeah, I know.
03:59Okay, Asher, you're patient.
04:00Take it away.
04:01Stanley, or as I call him, Stan the Man.
04:04Oh, we're not doing nicknames anymore.
04:06Dodge the bullet there, bud.
04:07But anyway, Stanley here has a heart full of joy.
04:10Well, his chart says he has a heart full of protein deposits.
04:13So maybe start with that.
04:14Stanley, are you taking your medication?
04:16I am.
04:17Ashy here has been really worried about me.
04:19But I'm doing, you know, I'm doing all right.
04:22Oh, my God.
04:24Is he coding?
04:25He's coding.
04:25Oh, my God.
04:26Oh, my God.
04:26I've got you.
04:28He almost started chest compressions and broke most of your ribs.
04:31But good one.
04:32Let's get a TDM and check the level of meds in his system.
04:37After you.
04:39Bowl head.
04:41He's crashing.
04:42Nurse, compressions.
04:43Tosh, intubate.
04:46Visualize the larynx.
04:48Get the tube in place.
04:49I'm in.
04:50But his jaw fell off.
04:52Am I getting sued for this?
04:54Should I fix it?
04:55No, you don't have to fix this.
04:57Okay.
04:59You have to fix this.
05:01I'm the head of the hospital simulation program.
05:04His mannequins are so old, they don't even think I should have the right to vote.
05:06Is that Norm?
05:08Oh, he and I go way back.
05:09I put my mouth on him before I ever put my mouth on you.
05:11Pay attention.
05:12Ow.
05:13Every other hospital has a high-tech simulation program with mannequins that provide real-time vitals.
05:18It's a big expense, J.D., but this is your chance to actually make a difference around here.
05:23You know what?
05:23Elliot, thank you for bringing this to my attention.
05:26I'm going to approve it.
05:27Yes.
05:28I owed it to Norm.
05:29He made me a better kisser.
05:31We won't ever tell her what really happened, Norm, will we?
05:35I felt good about my decision.
05:37Cutting-edge technology was the best way to give interns hands-on experience.
05:41None of you allowed to touch my surgical robot.
05:43That is my robot.
05:45Whose robot is it?
05:45Your robot.
05:47Exactly.
05:48When it arrives, if you plan on using it, you will have to finish every single training module.
05:52Dr. Turd.
05:53Yes.
05:54I'm in the middle of an 18-hour shift.
05:56When am I supposed to learn all this without losing my mind?
05:58That is a great question, Deshauna.
06:00What is that not, everyone?
06:02Your problem.
06:03Exactly.
06:04Exactly.
06:06Matter of fact, don't even look at this no more.
06:09Hi.
06:10Hospital-mandated nap time about to go down.
06:13Thankfully, I have my Winston smart sleep mask.
06:16Thank you, Winston.
06:17Hey, could you create content elsewhere?
06:20I'm trying to sleep.
06:21Oops.
06:22Sorry.
06:22I just have to say, I've followed you since bed school.
06:25Huge fan.
06:27I'm sorry.
06:29I really like your sleep mask.
06:31My aunt knitted mine.
06:32She has arthritis and can't tighten the knots.
06:34It lets in a lot of light, but I just count the holes until I fall asleep.
06:37It's like counting stars.
06:39They send me these for free.
06:41They're Velcro, so they wrap around your head.
06:42Maybe you could wrap it around your mouth so I can take part in the mandated 30-minute REM sleep.
06:58Stanley, do your blood works show that you aren't taking your medication?
07:02I'm taking it.
07:04The lab results don't lie, Stanley.
07:06Even with my insurance, it's like a thousand bucks for 90 pills.
07:09So I take two a week instead of one a day.
07:12Makes them last longer.
07:17It's all I can afford.
07:21A thousand dollars for 90 pills.
07:24The NHS isn't perfect, but you do realize all our prescriptions only cost $10.
07:28I mean, how the hell is anyone supposed to afford to live in this country if they get sick?
07:31Well, if you're ugly, there's GoFundMe.
07:33If you look like me, it's OnlyFans.
07:35Good heavens.
07:36Look, you don't have time to get involved.
07:38You have too many patients to see.
07:39Hey, dummies!
07:40Let's go!
07:40Tick-tock!
07:41To maximize profits, doctors are required to see five patients every hour.
07:46That's only 12 minutes per patient.
07:48It can feel a bit mechanical.
07:50Move, move, move!
07:51Let's go!
07:52Let's go!
07:53People's equal and reactive.
07:54O2 stopped off.
07:55O2 stopped up.
07:56Press and check.
07:57Tick-tock!
07:57Let's go!
07:57Reflux is intact.
07:59Let's go, go, go!
07:59Lights in.
08:00And clear!
08:01Let's go, let's go!
08:03One, two, three!
08:04Sacred Heart!
08:07You know what?
08:08I'm changing the culture around here.
08:10Don't worry about Dr. Park.
08:12You call the insurance company, you do whatever you need to do for Stanley.
08:15But what about my patients?
08:17I'll cover them.
08:18Trust me, they won't notice your gut.
08:20That's not nice.
08:21Thank you, Dr. Dorian.
08:23I'll call his insurance company now.
08:24And there it was.
08:26The look that I had given Dr. Cox so many times.
08:28The one that said,
08:29Dr. Dorian, you're the mentor I've always dreamed of.
08:31Ooh, it sounded even better in British.
08:36Next stop on Chief Day One,
08:38it was time to double down and bond with the most important people in the hospital.
08:43Hello, charge nurses.
08:44You two are a fun pair.
08:46I'm gonna call you...
08:47Uh, uh, uh.
08:50...by your given names.
08:52Hmm.
08:53Mine's John Dorian.
08:54Oh, you better not be.
08:55Oh, but I am.
08:56Nope.
08:58Retracted.
08:58I'm the new chief of medicine.
09:00You're Dr. Reed's ex-husband.
09:01We've heard all about you.
09:02Taking a mistress.
09:03Cheating on that queen.
09:04Beautiful queen.
09:05Cheating on that beautiful queen.
09:06I never cheated on that queen.
09:07Beautiful queen.
09:08I never cheated on that beautiful queen.
09:10Mm.
09:11Mm-mm.
09:12Mm-mm.
09:13Mm-mm.
09:15A mistress, Elliot?
09:16You were telling people I cheated?
09:17That's a lie.
09:18I never said that.
09:19I mean, sure, I vented about our marriage,
09:21but it was basic stuff,
09:22like how we drifted apart
09:23or how you reloaded the dishwasher
09:25every time I loaded it.
09:26Cups don't go on the bottom, Elliot.
09:28That's what the top shelf is for.
09:29Oh, relax, J.D.
09:30You know how hospital gossip is?
09:31It just takes on a life of its own.
09:33I get it.
09:33It's just that I'm the chief now,
09:35and I can't have people hating me.
09:36I know.
09:37Thanks so much again for the Sim Lab upgrade.
09:40Okay, so some people had the wrong idea about me.
09:43I didn't need everyone to be a fan.
09:46I'm gonna need you to stop fangirling
09:48over that med intern.
09:49Got it.
09:49Will do.
09:50But I just find her so inspiring.
09:52Oh, my God, dude.
09:53I find her ridiculous.
09:54You kidding me?
09:55Oh, hi.
09:56Hi, I'm Dr. Tosh.
09:57Um, I'm eating lunch.
09:58Oh, I can't eat lunch
09:59without telling you I'm eating lunch.
10:01Comment when I should eat for lunch tomorrow.
10:03Like.
10:05Hey!
10:06Hey!
10:06I don't think I was supposed to hear that,
10:08but I'm glad I did.
10:13I'm sorry.
10:13I get second-hand embarrassment,
10:14and I need a minute.
10:17Hey.
10:18Hey.
10:18Have you heard these rumors
10:19about me having a mistress?
10:20Yep.
10:21But you can't stop hospital gossip,
10:23so I hooked you up.
10:24I made her a really sexy Brazilian woman
10:26named Valentina.
10:27You want to hear about some of the stuff
10:28y'all got into?
10:29No.
10:29But I bet Valentina has caramel skin.
10:31Oh, you know she does.
10:33Mmm.
10:33Mmm, Valentina.
10:36I just hope all the gossip
10:37doesn't undermine my chiefing.
10:38Hey, look at me.
10:41Your chiefing is amazing,
10:43and I mean that.
10:44Look at that guy right there.
10:45Yes, hi.
10:46I'm trying to get a voucher
10:47for my patient's medicine.
10:48He's over there fighting the good fight
10:50because you taught him that.
10:52I'm proud of you, Chief.
10:55Two chiefs!
10:57I'll see you later.
11:01Can I help you?
11:02Oh, I'm just here for the show.
11:04What show?
11:05What the hell?
11:06I'm not getting my robot because of you?
11:08You know what?
11:09You can keep your damn chief bracelet.
11:11How dare you?
11:12The board froze my funding
11:13because apparently you approved
11:15some sim lab for Elliot.
11:16Who told you that?
11:17He did!
11:18Oh, I did.
11:19What the hell, J.D.?
11:20Drag him.
11:20I just got a text
11:21that I might not be getting my sim lab
11:22because of Turk's stupid robot.
11:24Oh, I sent that one, too.
11:25The board said there's only room
11:26in a budget for one of them.
11:27So what's it going to be, Chief?
11:28Okay, I better just calm down.
11:29I need a minute.
11:30And more drama in three, two, one.
11:33Dr. Dorian, I need a minute.
11:35Bring us home, Simi.
11:36Not a big deal,
11:37but did you tell this little English Chalamet
11:39to do what it takes
11:40to help his patient with insurance?
11:41Yes, I did.
11:42Okay, well, I lied about the not a big deal part.
11:44Can you tell him what you said?
11:45I lost my temper with the person on the phone.
11:47I'm sorry.
11:47You did a bit more of a lose your temper
11:49with the person on the phone.
11:50Chitty, chitty, bang, bang.
11:52What happened to no nicknames?
11:53He screamed a curse word
11:55that they use over in London
11:56that no one in this nation
11:57would ever have the audacity
11:58to yell in a hospital,
12:00except maybe in gynecology.
12:02Okay, listen.
12:03I'm going to fix this.
12:04Everyone get out of here.
12:05Just give me a minute.
12:06You take this.
12:07Go.
12:09You're out to mind
12:10if you think I'm going to wear this.
12:11Bravo, Chief.
12:13I mean, you promised Elliot a Sim Lab
12:14without checking the budget,
12:16or you would have known
12:17that that robot
12:17would bring in much-needed revenue
12:19for this hospital.
12:21You're a people pleaser.
12:22You want to help everybody, Dr. Dorian?
12:25You can take a look at this
12:26and make sure the hospital stays open.
12:33I looked at the numbers.
12:34The robot will bring in money.
12:36The Sim Lab will cost us money.
12:37I'm sorry, Elliot.
12:45Even though I wanted to be Asher's hero...
12:49Focus on your patient load
12:50and discharge Stanley.
12:51Are you being serious?
12:52Dead serious.
12:53Sometimes you have to be the villain.
13:00You want to have the buffet?
13:01Fine.
13:02Let's do it.
13:04I know I hit a wall
13:05with Stanley's insurance
13:06and the drug company,
13:07but there's got to be another way.
13:08Not for us.
13:09It's up to Mr. Campos
13:10to figure that out now.
13:11I took a Hippocratic oath
13:12to first do no harm.
13:13Letting this man slowly kill himself
13:15because he can't afford medicine
13:16is definitely causing him harm.
13:17Asher, I have a hospital to run
13:19and you have many patients to see.
13:21That is your job.
13:23Around here, victories are short-lived.
13:26What did we get?
13:27The robot!
13:28And what do we do?
13:30The robot!
13:31Let's go, eh, eh.
13:33Eh, eh, eh, eh.
13:35Let's go, eh, eh.
13:36Ooh!
13:39Sorry about your sim lab, Elliot.
13:40Not your fault.
13:41Of course, J.D. sided with you.
13:43It's always been that way.
13:44I don't know why I even tried.
13:47Elliot.
13:48Elliot!
13:50What the hell was that?
13:51I'm gonna need you to help, please.
13:52I don't know, Turk.
13:53I guess I just wish J.D. would prioritize me
13:55the way he does you.
13:56Oh, okay.
13:57You sound crazy right now.
13:59What did you just call her?
14:00Crazy.
14:00Oh, no, he didn't.
14:01Oh, yes, he did, Francois.
14:03Yes, he did.
14:07Damn, y'all supposed to be on my side.
14:08Why?
14:08Because you're black?
14:09No, because we black.
14:10Oh, you do not get preferential treatment
14:12over that fine queen.
14:13Mm-hmm.
14:13She's been through too much.
14:14Too much.
14:15But take some of this lotion, baby.
14:17For what?
14:17For them ashy-ass elbows you got walking over here.
14:20Come on.
14:20You gotta protect that beautiful melanin.
14:22Yeah.
14:23Yeah, absolutely.
14:23Get on the air.
14:2430 seconds.
14:25Yes, thank you.
14:26He's fine as hell, but I will never let him know.
14:28Yeah, girl, he's gonna do you wrong.
14:29So, that thing happened, uh, and, look, I didn't mean for you to hear it.
14:39And hopefully it won't happen again.
14:42Um, I think that would be a really good apology, except for the part where you didn't say sorry
14:46at all.
14:47Well, I'm not good at apologizing.
14:49Okay, but I shouldn't have said what I said, and I feel bad about it.
14:54Oh, my God, can you stop popping out of places like that girl from the ring?
14:59I accept your apology, Dishana.
15:01Look, is what I do silly sometimes?
15:04Have guys offered to buy my socks after a 36-hour shift?
15:07All the time.
15:08Ew.
15:09Thankfully, I haven't had to go there, but the money I've made from brand partnerships
15:12has helped me pay off every single medical school loan.
15:15You've got no loans?
15:16Mm-hmm.
15:17Damn.
15:18Told you.
15:19Sorry.
15:20That is inspirational.
15:22Told you.
15:31Yeah, uh, J.D. does prioritize me, and I'm sorry if our friendship got in between you
15:36guys.
15:37It's not even about the funding, Tark.
15:39I mean, how many times have you and I actually spoken since J.D. and I separated?
15:43Elliot, we speak a lot.
15:46DMing me Star Wars memes does not count.
15:48I get that people choose sides, but I just never thought that you would disappear.
15:55I don't think I'm, I'm not choosing sides.
15:58I'm, I'm, I just don't know how to be anymore.
16:03I don't know, I guess I just default to ignoring it all.
16:06I met you and J.D. at the exact same time 25 years ago.
16:10You remember?
16:11Yeah.
16:12You remember playing Pac-Man?
16:15Look, I get that he's your best friend, but you're my friend too, and I miss you.
16:26I'm sorry.
16:27You're so right.
16:27I can be better.
16:28And I will be better, I promise.
16:30Better.
16:34Oh, heading to your big dinner?
16:36Yeah, it should be fun.
16:37Yes, professional fun.
16:40Just don't do anything crazy, like...
16:45Sounds like you've had some fun nights.
16:47Let's just say I wasn't always a saint.
16:48I used to do a lot of...
16:54I'm not resisting!
16:56I'm not resisting!
16:57Anyway, have a great night.
16:59Okay.
17:00Oh, you're from England.
17:03I'm going in the spring.
17:05Any tips?
17:06Cut down on your sodium.
17:08Your blood pressure's reaching stroke levels.
17:11You okay?
17:13I'm just not sure this is what I signed up for.
17:15I think maybe you just need some sleep.
17:18In a hospital, we experience loss every day.
17:20But one of the worst kinds is the loss of hope.
17:24I was in a free fall, and I needed some answers.
17:27I knew just who to turn to.
17:28Hey, coming through.
17:30Excuse me, I'm kind of in the middle of something.
17:32So are we.
17:32We're making space for the new guy.
17:34New guy?
17:36And then it hit me.
17:38If I was looking for answers, they'd have to come from me.
17:43It was all on my shoulders now.
17:47Hello?
17:47Dr. Tarsus?
17:48This is Dr. Tarsus.
17:50Hey, I need a favor.
17:53Let me see your phone.
17:56Just don't make it weird or I'll change my number.
18:00Yeah.
18:03Hey.
18:05What's this?
18:06Three months of samples for Stanley.
18:08I called a bunch of concierge doctors and had to promise clinic hours and some guest lectures.
18:16Look, I'll do my best to get an actual doctor on the phone at Stanley's Insurance.
18:20But I need you to know we can't do this for everyone.
18:22You're going to meet a whole lot of Stanleys in your career.
18:25With bills they can't pay and treatments they can't afford.
18:28And if you let every single one of them break your heart, you're going to have a very short career.
18:34Look at me.
18:36We do the most good we can in a single shift.
18:39And then as hard as it is, we go home.
18:43That is the job.
18:45Now I'll go get on the phone.
18:46You'll get some rest.
18:50Every doctor wants their hero moment.
18:53There she is.
18:54You're welcome.
18:56Get up.
18:56Get up.
18:57But it's not always like it is in a James Bond movie.
19:00Our hero moments can be mind-numbingly tedious.
19:03Representative.
19:04And any action involves a lot of holding.
19:06Your wait time is two hours, 58 minutes.
19:10Representative.
19:12Representative.
19:12Holding and holding.
19:17And sometimes you hold so long, the villain even eats your cake.
19:25But when this work makes you fall apart...
19:27It takes a steady hand, okay?
19:29Remember that.
19:31A steady hand.
19:32Watch this.
19:33Someone is there to patch you up.
19:39I love it.
19:48At the end of the day, we do whatever it takes to help people.
19:56Representative.
19:58Buddy, your welcome dinner was off the chain.
20:02I said some really nice things about you.
20:04And I bought you cake.
20:07I'm going to be here late.
20:08You want to hang with me?
20:09I don't, but I will.
20:11Bracelet coat.
20:12Two sheets.
20:14Oh, it's caramel.
20:16Like Valentina.
20:17Oh, yeah.
20:18Speaking of which, uh...
20:20What did me and my fake mistress get into?
20:23It starts off on the tropical island of Cuba.
20:25Go on.
20:26The air is hot.
20:27But not as hot as Valentina looks in her bikini.
20:30I'll bet it's the thong kind.
20:31Oh, it is.
20:33Her twin saunters are...
20:34Thank you for holding.
20:35Oh, now you pick up?
20:38Bye-bye.
20:40Bye-bye.
20:42Bye-bye.
20:43Bye-bye.
20:44Bye-bye.
20:45Bye-bye.
20:45Bye-bye.
20:46Bye-bye.
20:46Bye-bye.
20:46Bye-bye.
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