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00:06To secure an early retirement, I joined a secret surrogacy program to carry a test tube baby
00:12for a mysterious client. I'm warning you again, absolute confidentiality about the president's
00:17identity, not a single word. Otherwise, you won't live to see another sunrise.
00:31Mr. President, eyes on me.
00:44Take your clothes off.
00:51Three years by his side, taking down his enemies, handling the press. I'm the one who deserves
00:58to stand next to him. The first one to bear my heir becomes the first lady.
01:15Not long after, the other women in the surrogacy program started getting pregnant one by one.
01:20I was the last one to find out I was pregnant. Once I have this baby, I'll take the money
01:25and go.
01:26First lady? Nah, that's not in the cards for me. Nurse? Doctor? Surrogate number one just had her
01:31baby, it's a boy. Leah, guess that locks up the first lady spot for her. The second the president
01:37saw the kid, he had her and the baby kicked out, said the baby she had was some other guy's
01:41bastard.
01:41Wait, she actually hooked up with someone else during the surrogacy program? I thought it was
01:45just number one being crazy enough to try it. But then, one by one, the other women had their
01:49babies. The president took one look at each and knew they weren't his. Every last one of them got
01:53kicked out. Take your bastard and get lost. Sorry, Mr. President, just give me another chance. I swear
01:57I can give you a child. Before I knew it, it was the day I went into labor.
02:03Come on, push! Give it everything! Baby's almost here!
02:06Ah!
02:13One last push. Come on, you can do it!
02:15Ah! The baby's here! A healthy baby!
02:20Ah! Monster! Monster!
02:25What's wrong?
02:29What the hell? I just gave birth to... dog pups?
02:33How does a woman give birth to dogs?
02:36Oh no, this is bad. The president won't even need a test.
02:41No!
02:41Just one look and he'll know this isn't his. I'm definitely getting kicked out now.
02:45And the money? Gone.
02:50What's going on here?
02:59What should I do? What should I do?
03:09Where's my baby?
03:15Tell me, where is my child?
03:17Mr. President, I'm so sorry. I let you down.
03:21Sorry for what?
03:22I lied. I...
03:25I... I wasn't pregnant.
03:27That wasn't a baby coming out.
03:28That was...
03:28That was a massive, toxic, waist-level crap.
03:32One whiff and the guy dropped like a fly.
03:36A fake pregnancy?
03:38So you mean my whole medical team can't tell if a woman's pregnant or not?
03:41That's because I was so desperate to get pregnant with your baby.
03:44I took all kinds of hormone shots and it...
03:46It made me look pregnant.
03:47Today... Today I just ate too much and had to go.
03:53What was that sound?
04:01Mr. President! You should stay back!
04:03I just went. It's pretty rank.
04:05So I skipped a budget hearing and a National Security Council meeting
04:09and waited two hours here just for you to take a clap?
04:13Mr. President, I really didn't mean for this to happen.
04:17Just give me more time.
04:18I promise I'll get pregnant with your baby.
04:21I won't waste my sperm on you anymore.
04:24But what about the surrogacy money?
04:26After playing me like this,
04:27you'll work as a cleaner in the White House until you've paid off your debt.
04:31What?
04:35No money.
04:36And now I'm stuck working for free.
04:38What a joke.
04:39You two little troublemakers.
04:41You totally screwed me over.
04:42If it weren't for you, who knows?
04:44Maybe I'd be First Lady now.
04:52Okay, that doesn't sound like any dog I've ever heard.
04:54Uh, whatever.
04:56But hey, you're mine, right?
04:59Are you guys hungry?
05:11Wait, you don't want to nurse, do you?
05:17All right, fine.
05:18Breastfeeding a couple of dogs.
05:20I guess that's just what happens when you're their mom.
05:26Drink up.
05:30Now that's what I call my kids.
05:32Already drinking in style.
05:34You two are going places.
05:36Looks like mom's retirement plan is riding on you little furballs now.
05:42What the hell?
05:43I mean, I was definitely implanted with the president's sperm.
05:46So how the hell did I end up with puppies?
05:51Whose dog is this?
05:53Did you hurt?
05:54Hey, easy now.
05:55I won't bite.
05:56Wow.
05:57I've never seen a dog as big as you before.
06:01Could it be him?
06:04Nah, I'm definitely going crazy.
06:12Mommy, hug.
06:14Huh?
06:16Were you two the puppies?
06:18How do puppies just turn into kids?
06:19And they're already big and can talk.
06:21What kind of freak show did I give birth to?
06:22Mommy!
06:25Their cheeks are soft and warm.
06:27Feels just like regular kids.
06:31Mommy hugs.
06:33Okay, okay.
06:34Mommy's good babies.
06:37Puppy kids, whatever.
06:38You're mine and that's all that matters.
06:43Those two little monsters eat more every day.
06:45This might just last them one day.
06:48What, they're not feeding you enough at the White House?
06:50I just don't want to waste anything.
06:52You're always talking about saving food, so I'm supporting you.
06:55Just focus on paying off your debt.
06:57Don't try anything cute.
07:00I, I get it.
07:08Bro, do you think mom will be mad that we snucked out?
07:11Mom worked so hard for us.
07:12We have to get her a gift.
07:14I, I think I smell Dad.
07:17Wow, wow.
07:18I, I, I, I, I, I.
07:24I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I.
07:46Can?
08:02Stop right there.
08:05Mrs. Olivia.
08:07So, a little girl with a school diploma who can't figure out how to use it,
08:12What makes you think you're qualified?
08:16Who qualified?
08:17What makes you want to sit by her side?
08:20It has taken me three years to get to where I am.
08:22Three years of crisis, of being with him for many nights,
08:25And you, he just sits for a few months, he sits, and that's it?
08:28I never thought of it that way.
08:30Remember your place, janitor.
08:32Once your debt is paid, get the hell out of the White House.
08:37Miss Olivia, classified documents are missing from the Oval Office.
08:40What?
08:42Which thief has the guts to steal from the presidential office?
08:46Hey, babies, Mommy's home.
08:50Mommy!
08:51We got you a present.
08:52A present?
08:54What kind of present could you two little rascals have for me?
09:00For you, Mommy.
09:03Mommy, here, take this.
09:07The presidential seal?
09:09The nuclear button briefcase?
09:11No no!
09:18So you two are the crazy little thieves?
09:21How could you steal this stuff?
09:24We were just looking for food for Mommy.
09:27We found it in some room.
09:28This ring is so pretty, Mommy.
09:30You should wear it.
09:32Oh no, oh no.
09:34We are so screwed.
09:36Code red.
09:37Locked in the White House, search every room.
09:39Not one corner gets missed.
09:41Oh, my God.
09:42If the President finds out it was these two pups who stole it, we're done for.
09:47Mr. President, we've searched every other room in the White House.
09:49This is the last one the maids quarters.
09:52Open the door.
09:58There they are.
10:00Right here.
10:02Oh, my God.
10:03Caught red-handed.
10:04I'm definitely going to jail.
10:06Leah Cole, wire my presidential seal and the nuclear Bolton briefcase in your room.
10:11Mr. President, I don't know anything.
10:15I went to work early this morning, and when I got back, these things were just here.
10:19It must be the real thief.
10:21They probably realized they couldn't get out of the White House, so they dumped the stuff
10:24in my room to throw everyone off or set me up.
10:27That lie is full of holes.
10:28Your room is so remote.
10:30Which thief would just happen to come here?
10:33You're obviously the one who stole it, you little lying bitch.
10:35Just tell the truth already.
10:36Ma'am, look at me.
10:37I'm just someone who cleans here.
10:39Why would I steal something like that?
10:41I've got no motivation.
10:42Mr. President, don't forget.
10:44This woman already faked a pregnancy and lied to you.
10:46When she got caught, she held a grudge.
10:48I wouldn't be surprised if she's been bought off by your political enemies.
10:51That's why she stole the presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase,
10:54to set you up and destroy your reputation.
10:57Tell me, who put you up to this?
10:59Was it that wig-wearing senator next door?
11:01I swear, I didn't.
11:03Mr. President, this woman is too calculating.
11:06Keeping her around you is a ticking time bomb.
11:08I think we should charge her with espionage and throw her in prison right now.
11:13No, I'm not a spy.
11:14I swear.
11:15Then let's do it your way.
11:23Oh my god.
11:26Get down from there.
11:27Now.
11:28That's the president.
11:29Do you have any idea about how much his shit cost?
11:38What the hell is that filthy thing?
11:43You dirty bitch.
11:45You didn't clean properly, so you attracted these strays.
11:48Someone, kill these animals.
11:49Throw them in the trash.
11:50No!
11:55Mr. President, they're just two stray dogs with nowhere to go.
11:58I felt bad for them, so I've been hiding them here.
12:01They're like my own kids.
12:02I'm just a single mom trying to raise two little ones.
12:04It's hard enough.
12:05Please, don't hurt them.
12:06I swear I'll train them to use the toilet.
12:08And they won't chew up your shoes.
12:12Mr. President!
12:13These are clearly wolf cubs, but she's raising them like dogs.
12:17And weird thing is, holding this little guy gives me a strange feeling like I've seen him somewhere before.
12:23You really like them, huh?
12:27Well, duh.
12:28They're my kids.
12:29Of course I like them.
12:31Yes!
12:31They're adorable!
12:33Please just let me keep them.
12:34I swear they won't bite, won't make a mess.
12:37I'll even put diapers on them if I have to.
12:41Too bad they're just regular wolf pups.
12:44I wish they were werewolves.
12:46This ends here.
12:47No one speaks of this.
12:49Thank you, Mr. President.
13:02They're finally gone.
13:04You two little rascals best behave from now on.
13:06If you pull something like that again, I swear I'll hand you over to Olivia.
13:11You can be her little hand-warmers.
13:27Mr. President, I checked it out, not so straight as the woman brought them to the hospital, but where they
13:31actually came from, that I couldn't trace.
13:33No way she secretly had two puppies while she was in the hospital.
13:38So why lie?
13:40I wasn't pregnant.
13:41That wasn't a baby coming out.
13:43That was a massive, toxic, waste-level crap.
13:47One wick and the guy dropped like a fly.
13:53Find the doctor who delivered her baby.
13:56Yes, sir.
14:07Hey, easy now.
14:09I won't bite.
14:10But wow, I've never seen a dog as big as you before.
14:16What is that woman hiding?
14:21Mr. President, she was the one on delivery duty that day.
14:25Tell me, what did you see when that woman gave birth?
14:30I didn't see anything.
14:35Tell the truth.
14:36Okay, okay, I'll talk.
14:37I saw that she didn't give birth to a baby.
14:40She gave birth to two puppies.
14:43And then I passed out of shock.
14:47You're saying she gave birth to two wolf pops?
14:50Yes, I swear, every word is true.
14:52I've never seen a woman give birth to puppies before.
14:55So that's it.
14:56Yesterday was so weird.
14:58Stealing the presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase
15:00is supposed to be a one-way ticket to prison.
15:02But he totally let me off.
15:03And he even touched my pups.
15:05Maybe he likes dogs too?
15:06Get the cages ready.
15:07I'm getting those mutts out of the White House today.
15:18Quick, hide.
15:24What are kids' dishes doing here?
15:26Those, those are for feeding my dogs.
15:29Feeding dogs?
15:30With people's dishes?
15:32Leah Cole, this is the White House, not your trailer park.
15:35Now hand over those mutts.
15:37The president said I could keep them.
15:40The president runs a country.
15:41You think he remembers some low-life stray dogs?
15:45Search the place.
15:46Find those little beasts.
15:48I'm throwing them out myself.
15:57The president said I could keep them.
15:59You can't...
16:00Out of my way!
16:03Come on!
16:04Come on!
16:06Come on!
16:07You think I don't know what you're doing?
16:09Playing the poor girl with two dogs so the president takes notice of you?
16:13Let me tell you something.
16:15You're not even fit to tie your shoes.
16:18There you little bastards are!
16:22Grab them!
16:25Stray dogs dare to bite!
16:28Kill them!
16:29Do it now!
16:32No!
16:34Hit her.
16:47Don't move.
16:48You forgot what you promised Mommy yesterday.
16:53Promise me.
16:55Never shift in front of anyone else or it'll bring trouble to us.
17:00Okay, Mommy.
17:05What are you waiting for?
17:06Pull those little beasts out!
17:09No!
17:10Don't hurt my kids!
17:12Kids?
17:13What kids?
17:20Leah Cole, have you lost your mind wanting to be first ladies so bad that you actually think
17:25Are your kids two stray dogs?
17:27You can't have a real baby so you're raising mutts as substitutes?
17:31You're disgusting!
17:32You'd throw away every shred of dignity just to be first lady?
17:37You scheming, little bitch.
17:39I'm not letting you stick around.
17:42I'm gonna make you watch these little beasts die.
17:45Throw these stray dogs in the cage and kill them!
17:56Baby's...
17:57Baby's...
17:57Don't be scared.
17:59Mommy's here.
18:00What are you waiting for?
18:01Hit her too!
18:02Beat her until she stops moving!
18:16I'd like to see anyone touch her
18:22Mr. President
18:29Mr. President, what do you bring here?
18:31This place is beneath you
18:32Olivia, you've got some nerve
18:34I made it clear she's allowed to keep these two here
18:36Why do you bring people to hurt them?
18:38Mr. President, you misunderstand
18:39I was worried about rabies
18:41What if they pose a risk to you?
18:42I was just going to have them checked out and bring them back
18:47She's... she's lying
18:48She just wanted to kill my dogs
18:50Sorry I'm late
18:59These two are cleaner than the bottom of your shoes
19:21Oh my god, the president?
19:24Is the president holding me?
19:26What kind of script is this?
19:28Did he save me?
19:29And he's being... gentle?
19:32Am I hallucinating from getting beat up?
19:35Olivia, since you care so much about the pets running around the White House
19:39Security's looking for someone to walk the dogs, you'd be perfect
19:42Mr. President, I just didn't think it through
19:44But I was only worried about your safety
19:46You too
19:47Are you here to protect me or are you Olivia's personal bodyguards?
19:50Mr. President, we...
19:52If you can't figure out who signs your checks, I'll send you somewhere you'll learn fast
19:55They're short on people in the Middle East
19:57You leave tomorrow
19:58See what a real field assignment looks like
20:01Mr. President, we're sorry!
20:02Please give us another chance!
20:04Mr. President, this young lady has extensive bruising and bruising on her back
20:08I've already disinfected the area, just needs oint applied regularly
20:11I'll do it
20:18Um, maybe I should just do it myself?
20:20I mean, your hands are for signing treaties, not for...
20:25Oh my god! The President just touched me!
20:27Why is he being so nice to me?
20:29We've only known each other for a few days
20:30Is he... is he up to something?
20:38I promise you, what happened today will never happen again
20:42Thank you for saving me, Mr. President
20:46Come in
20:48Mr. President, about what happened today
20:50It was my mistake
20:51I hope you can forgive me
20:53Olivia, I've never doubted your work
20:56But you need to understand
20:57My personal life is none of your business
21:01Yes, sir
21:03From today on, Leah Cole is no longer a cleaner
21:05Move her into the room next to mine
21:08What?
21:09And one more thing
21:11The White House Correspondents' Dinner is the day after tomorrow
21:13Leah will attend as my girlfriend
21:15We're making it official
21:16Girlfriend?
21:17Girlfriend?
21:18Mr. President
21:20This... this isn't right
21:21I'm just a cleaner
21:22YO...
21:23No one deserves it more than you
21:26What is wrong with this man?
21:27Did someone drug him?
21:29I mean, okay, he's hot
21:30And the body's not bad
21:31But this is too fast
21:32I am not ready for this
21:33Mr. President
21:34Every major media outlet will be at that dinner
21:36Announcing a surrogate as your girlfriend
21:38Out of nowhere is reckless
21:39If they dig into her background
21:41Your reputation...
21:41Then this is a test of your public relations skills
21:43Olivia, I'm sure you'll do a great job
21:44With the dinner party
21:48Too bad he doesn't know
21:50These two little ones are their own flesh and blood
21:52Only these two pups are truly mine
21:55None of those women bore my seed
21:57But no one can know I'm a werewolf
21:59Their real identity has to stay hidden for now
22:09Ms. Cole, this is your room
22:11If you need anything, just call me
22:20Okay, come out, babies
22:24Mommy!
22:26Mommy!
22:29My good babies
22:33Kids?
22:34You're sure the maid heard right?
22:35Positive
22:36Two kids, four or five years old
22:38Called her mommy
22:39Ah, got it
22:41This bitch makes a living by spreading her legs for surrogacy
22:44Those brats are probably leftovers from some job
22:46Baby data ran off
22:47No one wanted them, so she got stuck with them
22:49Then we should tell the president
22:50Let him know she's got two kids in tow
22:51He'll dump her for sure
22:52That's too easy for her
22:54Tomorrow is the White House Correspondents' Dinner
22:56Every media outlet in the country will be there
22:59I'm gonna destroy her in front of everyone
23:01She'll crawl out of the White House in shame
23:05Mommy's going to dinner tonight
23:07You two stay here
23:08Sleep tight
23:09And no sneaking out
23:11Got it?
23:12Got it, Mommy
23:13Bye-bye, Mommy
23:20Mr. President
23:21We hear you're announcing something big tonight
23:24Any hints?
23:25You'll know soon enough
23:37Who is she?
23:38I don't remember any first lady looking that young and gorgeous
23:40Maybe some European princess
23:41She's got that kind of vibe
23:43Whoever she is
23:44Tomorrow's front page is locked
23:59You look stunning tonight
24:01Shall we dance?
24:05Mr. President
24:07I don't know how
24:08Just follow my lead
24:16The president is
24:17Dancing with her?
24:19This is huge
24:28No, no, no
24:29Snap out of it, Leah
24:30He's the president
24:31Half the women in America would kill to marry him
24:34What makes you think a small-town janitor even stands a chance?
24:38Get a grip
24:40Allow me to introduce my girlfriend
24:42Leah Cole
24:48He actually said it
24:51Mr. President
24:54What's Miss Cole's background?
24:56How long have you two been together?
24:58How did you meet?
25:01Don't be afraid
25:04My girlfriend is an ordinary girl
25:06No noble background
25:06No complicated past
25:07She's clean
25:08She's simple
25:08I don't want my position to affect our relationship
25:11I'm counting on all of you
25:12Please
25:12Leave her alone
25:16Miss Cole
25:17Do you feel pressure being the president's girlfriend?
25:21Yo
25:21How many boyfriends have you had before?
25:25I've never dated anyone
25:26So that means
25:27The president is your first love
25:34Sorry to interrupt you, Mr. President
25:36But there are two children at the door
25:38They say they're looking for their mother
25:40I wasn't sure how to handle it
25:41Because the person they're looking for
25:42I didn't dare stop them
25:46My babies
25:49No�니다
25:49What do you think it's her children?
25:52I feel like they're such a mutyor
25:52You believe it's right
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