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My Dad Is Poseidon Full
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:33Slow-ass sea slug!
01:00Filthy scavengers! When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep, you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface.
01:10Poseidon? Fish food ages ago.
01:37Sire! Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier!
01:41I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:28My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:54What did you do? Turn me back right now!
02:59What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command! Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:20Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:37Get your hands off me, creep!
03:39Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:45Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human. A total nerd. Damn it. The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:09You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:21I die. I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:40I need more. A lot more.
04:50Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:05Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:09What?
05:10Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:14Damn it. He tracked me.
05:29Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:33Get away, Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:47You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan?!
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her. Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:11You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?!
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:28I won't kill him.
06:31But you're coming with me, Loria.
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened. Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?!
07:21Hey, pencil neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:30Keep acting tough!
07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:34Even Nereus' sea folk give him a wide bird!
07:49You asked for this.
07:50You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?!
08:05Who the hell are you?!
08:17Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:20Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:23What are you whining about?
08:26Nothing.
08:27Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:35Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:41Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:50Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:55Yeah, baby. But he retired recently. We're gonna find him now.
09:08I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time. Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him.
09:16I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:20Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:36There it is.
09:44Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dillon. Lifetime of easy living.
09:54What the hell was that?
09:56Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:02That girl from five years ago. You came looking for me?
10:07She's your daughter.
10:09We need you now.
10:11So you're my dad?
10:13You're actually pretty handsome.
10:15This aura? She's got my blood.
10:24Who did this?
10:26Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:32Mommy. Mommy!
10:36Mommy!
10:37Mommy!
10:40Mommy!
10:46Mommy!
10:52It's too late, boss. Her heartbeat's fading fast.
10:55Hello, Sarah.
11:10Somebody help me!
11:24Give me a name, Leora.
11:25Who did this?
11:27I'm going to tear them apart.
11:30It was...
11:52Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
11:55You're my fiancé, my property.
11:57You filthy whore.
11:59Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:04But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:12No, let go!
12:15With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:27I got careless.
12:30Diving near a shipwreck.
12:31My fault.
12:32Shipwreck?
12:34Those cuts are surgical, Leora.
12:36Someone did this to you.
12:41You're just a regular guy.
12:43Stay out of it.
12:44Boss, soup's ready.
12:52If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily.
12:57She's all we have left.
12:59She's safe.
13:00Now drink.
13:03Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:11Jack, you...
13:14Ambrosia residue?
13:15Golden apple sap?
13:17I studied this in grad's time.
13:19Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:22Where the hell did you get this?
13:25More.
13:26Try it.
13:37These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:44It's my first time meeting Daddy.
13:47I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:12What a lively little snack.
14:26I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:28You want more?
14:30I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:32This guy's luck is insane.
14:35A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:40Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:44You're safe here, Liria.
14:48We've got a kid together now.
14:51I'm not letting anything touch.
14:54You or Lily.
14:56Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
14:58Daddy, help!
15:01Something's trying to eat me!
15:05Lily's in trouble!
15:12I...
15:13I'm not tasty.
15:14My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:17Please don't eat me!
15:22Divine power runs through this girl.
15:26Devour you.
15:27And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:32Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:34Taahh ha ha ha ha!
16:03You disgusting freak!
16:06What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:08Mommy!
16:11I've got you, baby.
16:14Touch my kid again, and I'll rip my head off your shoulders!
16:19Ha! You ruined my meal?
16:24Wait. The baby mama herself. Perfect.
16:32Two courses for the price of one!
16:41You bitch!
16:47Jack, take Lily and run. Go!
16:55Run from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:06You, Posei?
17:09That kid's his. No wonder the power's so pure.
17:13That's Poseidon's bloodline. If I stay, I'm dead.
17:24What the hell just happened? It ran?
17:27Damn, Leoya. Your powers are badass. You straight up scared the monster off.
17:32Me? No way. Even at full strength I couldn't take that thing. I'm still recovering.
17:39Wait. Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
17:44Whatever. Let's get home. That thing might circle back.
17:51About that monster.
17:57Failed at the perfect time? Figures. He's just a regular guy after all.
18:01It was a perfect time.
18:06Go!
18:21See you soon.
18:23We'll watch you soon.
18:24Okay, I'll watch you soon.
18:27I'll watch you soon, baby.
18:42My liege
18:44Have mercy
18:44I didn't know she was your daughter
18:46I swear it
18:46Please spare my life
18:49No problem
18:49Thank you my lord
18:50Thank you for your mercy
18:51Try to remember that in your next life
19:06Enjoying the show
19:17My king
19:18We had nothing to do with the Hydra
19:20We swear
19:20Listen to me
19:22If any of you take one step near my daughter again
19:25I will skin you alive
19:28Now
19:29Get the fuck out of my sight
19:30Yes
19:31Yes my liege
19:44My love
19:45Since you refused to tell me who did this to you
19:48I'll just have to dig up the truth myself
19:58That wild god
20:00Pan's always pulling power grabs
20:02But Poseidon
20:03Guy's long gone
20:04Probably fish food in some trench
20:07Right?
20:07Sea god myth
20:08Ancient history
20:09Wanna bet?
20:10There ain't no sea king anymore
20:23The world's the same as ever
20:26The dead are louder than the living
20:28Who the hell are you?
20:29You're in Hades territory, asshole
20:43Poseidon?
20:46Poseidon?
20:53Is Hades still breathing?
20:55If he is
20:56Tell him to get his ass out here
21:02Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:10I don't have time for this
21:11I'm not wasting it on you
21:12I need a background check
21:19You know who I am?
21:21Hades' ace
21:22You crash my spot
21:23You die here
21:47Little fish
21:55Hades' staff
21:56One shot
21:58The sea king
21:59He's real
22:02Hades
22:03You hiding?
22:05Come out
22:06Or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:09One
22:11Two
22:15Thank the fates
22:16The boss is here
22:22Boss
22:23This bum
22:30You idiot
22:31Piss off the lord of the oceans
22:32And we all drown
22:33You're done
22:34Get out
22:35In front of Poseidon
22:37Your ants
22:38I'm saving your worthless heights
22:45My lord
22:46Is this handling satisfactory?
22:48I'm not here for fun
22:50Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter
22:57Understood
22:57I'll mobilize every team right now
22:59You have three days
23:00I'll be back
23:05Everyone
23:06Drop what you're doing
23:07Full sweep on the Leora and child
23:09Every resource
23:11Every contact
23:12Now
23:12Tell them Poseidon's back
23:14Yes, boss
23:22Poseidon's back
23:22Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:33Dylan wants the woman dead
23:35Kid comes with us alive
23:36She's still hurt
23:37Easy pickets
23:38Let's move
23:52We'll make a nice stew
23:53Surprise daddy for lunch
24:01A forest nymph playing happy home mater
24:05Pathetic
24:08Who are you?
24:10Dylan's orders
24:12Come quietly to the stronghold
24:14Or I drag your corpse back
24:17Mommy?
24:18Who's the ugly goat man?
24:21Hand over the kid
24:30Stay away from my daughter
24:31Don't you dare touch her
24:49Mommy, you're bleeding
24:51This forest is locked down
24:53Surrender now
24:55I'll go with you
24:57On one condition
24:58Let my daughter go
25:00No, mommy
25:02I'm not leaving you
25:14Kids mine
25:15You die
25:19You poisoned me
25:23My poison fog
25:25The more you fight
25:26The faster it rots you from the inside
25:29Give up
25:30You've gone too far
25:32Even if I die today
25:34I'm not letting you win
25:38You're wounded
25:40Poisoned
25:41Done
25:43The kids coming with me
25:47Don't touch her
25:48Come at me
25:50Feisty one
25:51Dylan wants you dead
25:53But first
25:54I'm gonna have some fun
26:03Such a pretty face
26:05All mine
26:06All mine now
26:09Let my mommy go
26:11You bastard
26:19Lily
26:19Lily
26:20Run
26:21Get out of here
26:26Serve me well
26:28And I might let her run
26:29A little longer
26:36Lily
26:37Lily
26:40Lady
26:44Lady
26:49Your hands off her
26:59You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:08Jack, what the hell just happened?
27:13You okay, babe?
27:15So you're the boyfriend.
27:17Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
27:22I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
27:32I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
27:33No!
27:45If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
27:50Run all you want!
27:51My pack tears you both apart!
28:05No!
28:08No!
28:20No!
28:21No!
28:22No!
28:30No!
28:34No!
28:36No!
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30:06No!
30:07No!
30:07No!
30:10No!
30:10No!
30:20No!
30:21happened to the bad guy? He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out. Lily, stay
30:33right
30:33here inside this circle. Don't move. Daddy's going to help mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be right back.
30:43Daddy, be careful. Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
30:55That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph. How much longer you got? Let me have my fun first.
31:03So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:18Damn, you take a hit well. Let's enjoy this body. Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:26For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:33No signal? You trying to hog the glory? More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
31:39No choice. I'm taking them down with me.
31:42This the woman Dylan wants? Where the kid? Some guy took the brat.
31:48Useless. Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
31:55Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:01You all want to come at once? Then die together. Pick your graves.
32:17Why did you come back? Where's Lily?
32:23Lily's safe. Don't push yourself.
32:28So this is the woman's secret lover. Her taste is trash.
32:33Beg now. And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:37Refuse, and you'll be screaming. End it fast.
32:43You? In our eyes, you're not even an enemy. Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
32:50Just hold on a little longer. Jack means more to me than anything. I won't let him get hurt.
33:06You want my husband? Step over my corpse first!
33:11In a hurry to die? Fine! I'll oblige!
33:42You're half dead already!
33:45How the hell did you knock me back?
33:47The sea is sinking. Those are Poseidon's warriors.
33:52This can't be.
34:18Ancient Ekethra. The coastal legend monster? Why would she be here?
34:25Ha ha ha! Our boss has real backing! He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
34:31No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
34:35They're coming for us. We're finished.
34:38Don't worry, darling. Things might turn around.
34:40Lyra Vale has been captured.
34:42Now, we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
34:48They're here for me! Jack, stay behind me!
34:51With me here, no one touches you.
34:54Stop saying that, Jack! Look around! We're surrounded! We could actually die here!
35:04My lords! Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:11You worthless creature!
35:14You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:24Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
35:29What does that mean?
35:30Noo!
35:33Come on!
35:35Season 1.
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