- 2 days ago
Kim and Robbie launch an offensive against the adults. Could Scott lose Dani to another man? Josie’s decision leaves Jesse devastated.
Category
📺
TVTranscript
00:02It's simple. Your dad goes to my mom and explains the bad news. She thinks, wow, I never realized things
00:07were that bad for Robbie. And then she thinks a way to help me out, and then she gives me
00:11the big room.
00:12Rob, Rob, Rob, man, I'm not going to fall for that.
00:14Hey, just because you can't handle your own dad.
00:16Despite my reservations, I've spoken with your mother about your plans. Frankly, she was as appalled as I was at
00:21the idea.
00:22I see, Rob.
00:22However, when I explained the logic of your reasoning, she agreed with the logic of it. And then it struck
00:28us.
00:30The perfect solution to all our problems.
00:32Which is, you move in with me.
00:36How lucky am I?
00:38This gorgeous woman moves to town, and I get to fall in love with her.
00:44Champagne, sioux food, and love.
00:47That is a stupid thing to say.
00:50Well, it just came out. I wasn't trying to be heavy.
00:54Josie?
00:55You had to spoil it, didn't you?
01:01You know we belong together
01:04You and I forever and ever
01:09No matter where you are
01:13You're my guiding star
01:17You're my guiding star
01:19Hold me in your arms
01:21Don't let me go
01:23I want to stay forever
01:27Closer each day
01:30Home and away
01:33Josie, would you stop?
01:36Josie, stop!
01:37This is not fair!
01:39This was not a deal!
01:40Would you just stop, please?
01:41We had a deal!
01:43What are you talking about?
01:44We play together
01:45Have fun
01:48No complications, no strings
01:50Okay, well, things have changed, haven't they?
01:52I'm not going to take back what I said there
01:53Well, things haven't changed for me
01:56That's an absolute lie
01:58Come on, that is a lie
01:59What about the boat?
02:01What are you trying to tell me you weren't putting out signals?
02:05All that talk about new beginnings?
02:08I was feeling vulnerable
02:09You both know exactly what you were feeling
02:14I am not interested in some fairytale romance
02:18There is no room for love here
02:20Maybe I was naive enough to think that you understood that
02:24Now please, let me go
02:26Where does that leave us then, Josie?
02:30If you can't stick to the deal
02:31Well, then we forget about us
02:34And we go back to concentrating on the business
02:38What if I don't exactly want to play by your rules?
02:43Well, we've got a problem there
02:45We've got a big problem
02:48What are you so scared of, Josie?
02:52Josie?
02:58The more I think about it, the worse it gets
03:00Mmm, it's weird
03:01Weird? It's creepy
03:03Saying hi to breakfast, then school
03:05And then I get to have dinner with the guy?
03:07Oh, oh
03:08He'll probably tuck me in at night too
03:10Oh, no
03:10Um, hi, Josie, it's Tash
03:12I tried calling you mobile, but you got it switched off
03:14Um, I hope everything's okay
03:16Give me, give me a call
03:17Okay, bye
03:18And what if our stuff gets mixed up in the wash?
03:19I do not want to be wearing his undies
03:22Rob, why don't you just tell your mum the truth?
03:24I can't
03:24Why not?
03:25Because I have to spill the whole devious plan
03:27And I'd kill any chance of ever getting in the room
03:29Hey, I thought you managed to get off work ages ago
03:32I was
03:34And then Jess was in a foul mood
03:35And he made me clean the toilets
03:41Yeah, well
03:41That's nothing compared to what we've got coming
03:43You, me, and your dad
03:44Are about to become one very dysfunctional family
03:49I don't even know why Robbie wants the surgery
03:51I mean, it's not like he's ever home
03:53Hey, how did Catalyst get in here?
03:55Oh, you didn't put it in there?
03:57I thought you must have since you know mum hates you
03:59Well, I wouldn't have to if I had a room away from the house
04:01Yeah, and who knows what else you'd get up to in there
04:03Oh, the one who gets the room is the one who earns it
04:05Less squabbling, more packing
04:08There's no way she's going to give it to you after what you did to the chaos
04:11And what about you going to chop one lover boy?
04:12He deserved it
04:13I deserve a room away from you
04:20Looks like you're ready to make a start on the oven
04:22And all the cupboards need wiping out too
04:24Can't have Sally and Flynn moving into a filthy house, can we?
04:31Not at all figured
04:32Now I'm stuck with this
04:34I've got to get out without losing the room
04:37Rob, I can't believe you fell for it
04:39Mate, my dad does not want you living with him
04:41You weren't there
04:42No, but I know him, because he's having you on
04:44Him and your mum must have sussed you at playing him
04:47What, so this is payback or something?
04:49Yeah, or something
04:50Nah, nah, you seem really serious
04:52Well, it's his sense of humour
04:53He hasn't got a sense of humour
04:56Yes, he does
04:56Just a little twisted, that's all
04:59Trust me, I'm right
05:02Irene's going to be late home for dinner
05:04Hey, do you think Jose is okay?
05:05She usually replies to my messages straight away
05:08Yeah, she'll be fine
05:09Okay, new plan
05:11I go home
05:12Tell mum I know what their plan is
05:15And then I get the
05:16Not so far
05:17No, no, this'll work
05:18You ask for my help, yeah?
05:20Yes
05:20Good, because I think I've got an idea
05:24This is so gross
05:25I can't believe mum made me help you
05:27Well, you're just going to have to suffer
05:30You know, maybe instead of fighting
05:31We should be helping each other
05:33Just stop Robbie getting the room
05:35And then once mum gives it to me
05:37I'll let you borrow it sometimes
05:38Nice try, but no thanks
05:40How are my little elves going?
05:42Good mum
05:42Good
05:44Face it, Robbie's our biggest threat
05:46We have to make sure he's out of the running
05:48And then?
05:50Then it's every elf for themselves
05:53Oh, thanks for doing the oven, guys
05:55We're happy to, mum
05:56Yeah, anything you want
06:00Hey guys
06:01Sorry I'm late
06:02That's okay
06:03I saw Mr Hyde today
06:06He told me your suggestion
06:07And?
06:09And
06:11I think it's a great idea
06:14I'm sorry?
06:15It rocks, as long as it's okay by you
06:17What's going on?
06:19I'm moving in with Mr Hyde
06:21What?
06:22I'm sorry, mum
06:23It's not that I don't love you
06:24But at least now I'm going to get all the time and space I need for my study
06:28Are you sure this is what you want?
06:30I mean, you thought this thing through and
06:31And the best thing is I get to hang out more with Kim
06:35I've always wanted a brother like that
06:37You got me
06:38You're more like a pet
06:42I know it's hard letting go
06:48He can't be serious
06:50Is he?
06:51Apparently
06:54Are you sure?
06:54Because I'm happy to drive down if you want
06:57Okay
06:58Well, good luck for tomorrow, huh?
07:02Yeah, I love you
07:06Is everything alright?
07:07Yeah, well, you know, Dad, she's putting on a brave face
07:09But any funeral's tough
07:11You can still jump in the car and join her
07:13Well, Alfred Morag are going to be there
07:15Anyway, I've been booked for months to help mum move
07:17So, I'll see you later
07:18Oh, oh, oh, wait, hang on
07:19Take these
07:20You can never have too many
07:23Cheers
07:23See ya
07:25I can't stop, mate
07:26I've got to run
07:26No worries, mate
07:27Just shop talk anyway
07:28See ya
07:28See ya later
07:30Brought you over some resume, mate, to look over
07:33Oh
07:34I can't believe how quickly it's all coming together
07:36And we've got our special guest coming to launch us
07:39Yep, everything's great
07:41Oh, no
07:43Don't tell me Pauline's pulled out
07:44We're stuck with some B-grade on everybody instead
07:46No, nothing like that
07:48Then what?
07:49Um, just things are over between me and Josie
07:53What happened?
07:55Oh, I just got too close for comfort as far as I can work out
07:58Too close?
07:59I told her how I feel about her and she couldn't handle it
08:02So, that's it?
08:03Yep
08:05But you guys were really good together
08:06To be perfectly honest with you, I don't actually need the hassle
08:09I don't have the PhD in psychology
08:11Or the energy
08:12And I especially know it for the last couple of years with Leah
08:14Are you going to be able to work together?
08:17Well, we're adults
08:18You know
08:19Josie wants to keep a business
08:20Then that's exactly what she'll get
08:22Oh, um, what are you going to come in here for?
08:24Ah, cheesecake
08:25Yeah, I thought I might help everyone with the move
08:27That's right, we'll be sick
08:29How are you heading off?
08:31Yeah
08:31Yeah, oh, I meant to ask Danny if she needed a lift
08:34I think she left early
08:35But something to do with the book
08:37She's doing some work with that McRae boat
08:40So he reckons it's a go, right?
08:42Yeah, he seems to
08:43I just feel a bit bad about not letting them use that other stuff
08:46I apologise
08:48I was just too private
08:49Yeah, well, Dan understands
08:51I don't know about Stafford, but Dan does
08:53And so do I
08:54Good on you
08:55Can you keep an eye on her tomorrow for me?
08:57Yeah, we'll do
08:57Thanks
08:59Cake and boxes
09:00You can never have too many
09:01Yeah, I know
09:02Thanks a lot
09:02Good night
09:03Scott
09:05Uh, can I wait
09:08I'm in a bit of a hurry
09:09It's about Stephen McRae
09:11And Danny
09:13Thanks for the warning
09:14But, you know, I met the guy and he seems fine
09:17Seems
09:19Look, I know this might sound a bit rude
09:21But isn't this a bit...
09:23Yeah, a little left field, I know
09:24It's, uh, just that
09:27Stephen has gone to great lengths to seduce someone before
09:31But Danny's not going to fall for some line
09:34Are you sure about that?
09:37Forget I said anything
09:39There's no problem
09:40There's no problem
09:42How do you know him?
09:44Business
09:46What, and you two have talked about this?
09:49No, it's, uh, it's a hunch
09:50She's his type
09:52And he hasn't been involved in Osborne publishing before, so...
09:57Look, no-one offers to publish a book so they can...
10:01No, no way
10:03It's a big bad world, Scott
10:05People do big bad things
10:14I know he's up to something
10:16I think he's just lost his mind
10:18Or he's figured out that this is the best way to get the room
10:22Why? By moving with Jekyll
10:24Think about it
10:25He's laying the guilt trip on Mum to get what he wants
10:34Hey, how did Lewis get in here?
10:36Oh, you didn't put him in there
10:37I thought you masked him since you care so much about charity
10:40You can't do this
10:41You put Catalyst in there
10:43Why don't you put yourselves in your rooms?
10:44I'm sure you've still got a lot of packing to do
10:46I'd be a lot more motivated if I knew what room I was moving into
10:49Now!
10:52Kids, huh?
10:56Sweet, about moving in with Mr Hyde
11:00Are you sure that's what you really want?
11:03Yeah, totally
11:04It's just that when we made the suggestion
11:08Well, it was just that, it was a suggestion
11:12I know what's going on, Mum
11:14You do?
11:16Guilt
11:17You're feeling bad about letting me go
11:19It's a Mum thing, right?
11:22Oh, hey, bro
11:23Ask Mum the good news
11:25Oh, it's just a joke
11:26It's gone too far
11:28You don't feel like giving your old Mum some advice, do you?
11:31Yeah, well, only if she'll return the favour
11:37It seems so far-fetched
11:40Well, I suppose there are guys like that
11:43But to go to such elaborate lengths
11:45Well, Josie did seem genuinely worried
11:48Well, you've met this guy, what do you do think of him?
11:51Well, he's smooth, you know, but
11:53He hasn't said or done anything to make me worse
11:57Why am I worried?
12:00Do you think it's paranoid if I run all the way down to the city?
12:04I'm the last person to ask about paranoia
12:07And the cost of not acting on it
12:10It doesn't seem that long ago you guys were moving in
12:13Hmm, I know
12:15All those future plans that Rhys and I had together
12:19Sorry, I don't mean to talk about my problems
12:21No
12:23It's what I need
12:24You know, this business with Robbie
12:26It's been a good distraction
12:28Well, what's he up to now?
12:29Oh, never you mind
12:30I'll deal with it
12:32Really
12:34But as for you, I think
12:36You should follow your heart
12:41I... I don't know what to say
12:42Are you completely sure about this?
12:44Yeah, definitely
12:45Yeah, it could be good
12:46All us blokes living together
12:48And Robbie
12:48Well, yeah, he's into it too
12:49He's been telling his mum
12:51Could be good, you know
12:52He could be the mediator between us
12:53If things get a bit heavy
12:54Is that supposed to be funny?
12:56I, um...
12:56No, I'm shaking you seriously
12:58This could be like a second chance
13:00You're in trouble
13:00Um, no
13:01I'll need to speak
13:02Hyde is
13:02Yeah, of course
13:03Just let you go for the book
13:04And not so fast
13:07If you do move back home
13:08And that's an if
13:11Well, there's a lot to consider
13:12Well, like what?
13:14Well, like
13:16Don't you have to give notice here?
13:18Irene, do I have to give notice if I want to move out?
13:21Um, no
13:23No, I'll be sorry to see you go
13:25Of course, Dahl
13:25But, you know, far be it from me
13:27To stand in the way
13:27Of a father and son
13:28Sorting their differences
13:30This is so cool
13:31Now it's like
13:32I'm going to be hanging out with you every day
13:33It's like I'm going to be living with you too
13:38Huh?
13:42Oh, g'day, Mr Hyde
13:43Robbie
13:43Is your
13:44Should I call you Barry?
13:46Since we're going to be moving in together and stuff
13:48I think that maybe that could be
13:49Can we talk?
13:51Of course, come on through
13:51Uh, Barry
13:53Just a quick question
13:54Um
13:56Boxes or jokes?
13:57Excuse me
13:59Well, I'm thinking of narrowing my collection down to one or the other
14:02So our stuff doesn't get mixed up in the wash
14:14I was very happy to help at the beginning
14:16But this has gone too far
14:17I've got my privacy to think of
14:19Not to mention my sanity
14:21I am so sorry
14:22I just never dreamt of something like this
14:24Kim's already given his notice to Irene
14:26We could always tell them the truth
14:28I'm not about to tell them that I lied to them
14:30Well, you didn't exactly lie
14:32You just gave
14:33Played a trick on them
14:34Either way, I have a position of authority to consider
14:38Well, there must be some way to make them change their minds
14:41I'm prepared to consider anything
14:43Well, there may be some way
14:46Yeah, yeah, yeah
14:47They're out there now
14:48I'm trying to come up with that counterplant
14:50I know
14:51I know
14:52I can't believe it was this easy, eh?
14:57Barry
14:57You and I are intelligent people, wouldn't you say?
15:02Of course
15:03Then how could we fall for the same trick twice?
15:10Well, well
15:14I'm sorry, but no way
15:17It's not going to hurt if I go to the city
15:19Yes, it is if you're going to check up on her
15:21Well, I'm not
15:22Are you sure?
15:23Well, is it that weird if I am?
15:25Yes, it is weird
15:26You guys have been through so much together
15:29Like when she kissed her lecturer?
15:31It's pretty near the surface
15:33You don't forget something like that
15:34My mum is over there packing
15:35Because she didn't see what was going right under her nose
15:38Scott, you can't compare the two situations
15:40For a start, Danny hardly knows this guy
15:42Yeah, well, she hardly knew Ross
15:45Stafford's smooth
15:45She's upset about Viv
15:46I don't want him taking advantage of that
15:48She loves you too much to let that happen
15:50Yeah, well, I'm not going to let it happen
15:51Because if Stafford wants her
15:52He's going to have to get past me first
15:57Oh, please, Mum
15:58No embarrassing speeches
15:59I know you're going to miss me
16:00Oh, you won't be going anywhere, Robbie
16:02Because Mr Hyde and I have come up with a simple solution
16:05That solves everyone's problems
16:07I'm sorry
16:08But giving the room to either of you just isn't an option
16:11What?
16:12Well, it wouldn't be fair to choose between you
16:14And as for you
16:15It's clear that there's something missing in your life
16:17Like what?
16:19Like the influence of a strong male
16:21And I mentioned to Mr Hyde
16:23That we've been feeling the financial pinch lately
16:25And, well, we won't beat around the bush
16:28I'm very happy to announce
16:30That I will be moving into the surgery
16:32That's right
16:33Mr Hyde is going to be our paying boarder
16:35I promise not to be a burden on the household
16:37Though I may eat the occasional meal with you all
16:40It's like a self-contained flat out there
16:42And he's going to be on hand for after-hours tuition
16:44Isn't that wonderful?
16:45Anytime
16:47Wonderful
16:50So, what do you think?
16:52Are you serious?
16:54Serious about teaching you a lesson?
16:57Yes
17:00You mean
17:00You knew, didn't you?
17:02And then
17:02You got
17:05I hope that you've learned your lesson, young man
17:07Kim will certainly be learning his
17:09What's going on?
17:11Ask your brother
17:12He'll fill you in on it later
17:14Just remember
17:15You play your mother at your own peril
17:18I told you
17:19Now, to settle this room business once and for all
17:22At Mr Hyde's suggestion
17:23Whoever's name I pull out will get the room
17:25And you are so lucky
17:27I am in a forgiving mood
17:31The winner is
17:34So Danny knows you're on your way then?
17:36I thought I might surprise her
17:39Look, I'm doing the right thing, Hayley
17:42Scott, there's something you should know
17:45There's been some tension between Josie and Jessie
17:47And I think she's got a pretty cynical attitude towards men at the moment
17:50Yeah, well, she did seem a bit uptight
17:52Yeah, exactly
17:54So do you really think it's wise taking advice on relationships from her?
17:57Look, I'm just going to the city for a couple of days
17:59It's no big deal
18:01It is if Danny gets a whiff of you not trusting her
18:05What if she works out why you've changed your mind?
18:09She won't
18:11Scott, there is a lot more chance of this going wrong
18:13Than there is of Danny being seduced
18:17He has a look on his face
18:18Don't, I've seen mullets less stunned
18:20Yeah, especially after I suggested having a house
18:23Hey
18:27How'd you go, mate?
18:29Yeah
18:29I know my dad, you don't
18:32That should do it
18:33What happened?
18:34We got sprung
18:35That's what happened
18:37No way
18:37Yes way
18:38And did they make me suffer?
18:42But
18:44Your dad is a legend
18:46He convinced mum to pull her name out of the hat
18:49And guess who got the room?
18:51Oh
18:52Yes
18:53Hallelujah
18:54And amen
18:55No more stupid game
18:56Hey, nothing stupid about getting what you want
18:58And mate
18:59What do you think about you and me being roomies?
19:02You serious?
19:03Well, it's one part of the dumb con I actually liked
19:05There's heaps of room in the surgery
19:07Was your mum cool with it?
19:10You cool?
19:11You big enough and ugly enough to make up your own mind, doll
19:14We can work on mum
19:15What do you say?
19:17Yeah, sounds good
19:18Yes, we are gonna rock and roll
19:21I'll go and batten down that hatch's bed
19:23You know
19:27If today proves anything, it's this
19:31The only person sneakier than a headmaster
19:35Is a mother
19:39Well, I guess I've learnt a few tricks over the years
19:43All you have to deal with now is the big Louvre
19:46Yeah, I'm glad you're here actually
19:48That's the bit I've been dreading
19:50How's that?
19:51Oh, everything's packed
19:53I've got nothing to keep me busy anymore
19:56It means I'm gonna start thinking about the past
20:03Fresh starts sometimes
20:06The only way to leave the past behind
20:11Given that, I've been thinking about your offer
20:14For me to apply for the secretarial job
20:16And?
20:17Well, I've decided I will put my hand up if you still want me to
20:20I look forward to receiving your application
20:27No, there was one thing I was looking forward to
20:30Moving in with your family
20:33Home cooking would have been nice
20:36Oh, well, maybe we can supply a bit of that later anyway
20:41The home cooking
20:44That would be greatly appreciated
20:56Summer Bay's hottest new couple
20:58Barry and Beth
20:59Home and Away back Monday at 6
21:00Next up, it's the marriage with too many people in it
21:03Les needs to realise it's just him and Denise
21:06Family Affairs, next
21:08You hold me in your arms
21:12Don't let me go
21:14I want to stay forever
21:17Close on each day
21:20Home and away
21:25Forever
21:26From survival
21:27Home and away
21:29You
21:29You