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Samay Raina is back after a year. Watch Samay Raina's debut standup comedy special - Still Alive
For Business: Contact@samayraina.co
Credits:
Written & Performed by Samay Raina
Directed & Edited by Karan Asnani
D.O.P.: Gaurav Anand
Video Production: Myoho Films x Vision Of GAP
Line Producer: Anjay Madhan (Take 5 Films)
Line Production Team: Ayushman Bandhopadhyay & Avi Kathapalia
Production Design (Concept): Chayati Kaushik
Stage Art and Set Design: Bhavna Govardhan
Art Team: Ambari Designs - Balaji & Team
Camera & Technical Team: Aaditi Hirani (1st Asst. Cinematographer)
Camera Operators: Sharath, Gireesh, Yashas, Krishna, Maltesh, Durgesh & Pradeep
FPV Drone Operator: Yamen Akhtar Mohammed (Axiom Aerials)
Gaffer: Dharani & Team
Camera Assistants: Sachin, Keerthi & Yashwanth
Light Designers (Live Show): Ashwath & Baby Charles
Technical Co-Ordination (Live Show): Gowtham Ganesan
Camera Rental & Film Lighting: Darshan Gowda - Cams Shades
Live Sound Recording Engineer: Atanu Sarkar & Team
Sound and Light Technicals (Live Show): Chennai Art Theatre & Medai - The Stage
Audio Equipment Rental: Arun Vala - Crossfade Productions
Live Show Producers: Oriole Entertainment, Ankur Bhargava, Yash Tiwari
Business Manager: Shubham Chawla
Live Tour Manager: Kaustubh Unhale
Daily Manager: Mayank Jaiswal
Post Production (Myoho Films): Karan Kundnani, Prince Majithiya & Awais Saeed
Intro Montage: Perception Media (Team: Saket Shyam, Vinimay Yadav, Sawan Panwar)
DI & VFX: Doozyworks Studios
DI Artist: Kshitij Verma
VFX Team: Anish Kadam, Rahul H. Joshi, Sandip Gediya & Trupti Gangani
Sound Mix & Master: Sreejith Menon
Assistant Mix Engineer: Meher Anand Tikkas & Hrishikesh Mistry
Sound Mixed at Island City Studios, Mumbai
Music: ‘RED’ by Seedhe Maut
Thumbnail: Pulkit Mehta
Graphics: Sahil Singh & Rishi Sheth
End Animation: Prachi Tembhare
Subtitles: Verbolabs
Hair & Makeup: Vijayalakshmi V
DIT: Goutham - Shutter Space Studios
Hard Drive Vendor: Vikas - Ankit Infotech
Spot Boys: Om, William, Harsha, Aditya, Adarsh, Antony, Tejas, Harsh, Abhijith, Soni, Eshaan & Selvin
Expendables Vendor: Cinema Angadi & Tapes World, Pradeep & Rajesh - NGM Marketing
Opening Acts: Nishant Tanwar & Kushal Bhanushali
Venue: Good Shepherd Auditorium, Bengaluru
For Business: Contact@samayraina.co
Credits:
Written & Performed by Samay Raina
Directed & Edited by Karan Asnani
D.O.P.: Gaurav Anand
Video Production: Myoho Films x Vision Of GAP
Line Producer: Anjay Madhan (Take 5 Films)
Line Production Team: Ayushman Bandhopadhyay & Avi Kathapalia
Production Design (Concept): Chayati Kaushik
Stage Art and Set Design: Bhavna Govardhan
Art Team: Ambari Designs - Balaji & Team
Camera & Technical Team: Aaditi Hirani (1st Asst. Cinematographer)
Camera Operators: Sharath, Gireesh, Yashas, Krishna, Maltesh, Durgesh & Pradeep
FPV Drone Operator: Yamen Akhtar Mohammed (Axiom Aerials)
Gaffer: Dharani & Team
Camera Assistants: Sachin, Keerthi & Yashwanth
Light Designers (Live Show): Ashwath & Baby Charles
Technical Co-Ordination (Live Show): Gowtham Ganesan
Camera Rental & Film Lighting: Darshan Gowda - Cams Shades
Live Sound Recording Engineer: Atanu Sarkar & Team
Sound and Light Technicals (Live Show): Chennai Art Theatre & Medai - The Stage
Audio Equipment Rental: Arun Vala - Crossfade Productions
Live Show Producers: Oriole Entertainment, Ankur Bhargava, Yash Tiwari
Business Manager: Shubham Chawla
Live Tour Manager: Kaustubh Unhale
Daily Manager: Mayank Jaiswal
Post Production (Myoho Films): Karan Kundnani, Prince Majithiya & Awais Saeed
Intro Montage: Perception Media (Team: Saket Shyam, Vinimay Yadav, Sawan Panwar)
DI & VFX: Doozyworks Studios
DI Artist: Kshitij Verma
VFX Team: Anish Kadam, Rahul H. Joshi, Sandip Gediya & Trupti Gangani
Sound Mix & Master: Sreejith Menon
Assistant Mix Engineer: Meher Anand Tikkas & Hrishikesh Mistry
Sound Mixed at Island City Studios, Mumbai
Music: ‘RED’ by Seedhe Maut
Thumbnail: Pulkit Mehta
Graphics: Sahil Singh & Rishi Sheth
End Animation: Prachi Tembhare
Subtitles: Verbolabs
Hair & Makeup: Vijayalakshmi V
DIT: Goutham - Shutter Space Studios
Hard Drive Vendor: Vikas - Ankit Infotech
Spot Boys: Om, William, Harsha, Aditya, Adarsh, Antony, Tejas, Harsh, Abhijith, Soni, Eshaan & Selvin
Expendables Vendor: Cinema Angadi & Tapes World, Pradeep & Rajesh - NGM Marketing
Opening Acts: Nishant Tanwar & Kushal Bhanushali
Venue: Good Shepherd Auditorium, Bengaluru
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00:00:13Pay your respects to the Minister
00:00:18Don't forget to take a look at the subscriptions.
00:00:21Vie Mandya Prasketa Rijar Abadhai Kek and relying on
00:00:27Praskenti eggshell cosdal such grateful prnın
00:00:29Bush's fire
00:00:29Ko Adasiti Nipsey Ka Uchche
00:00:32Desires of others do not go to Reiki
00:00:33Two lakh rupees from the subscriber
00:00:38Okay, bro, I have another question.
00:00:40would you rather
00:00:41Supreme Court observed that such language is not acceptable
00:00:45Supreme Court told
00:00:46India's got lead and so
00:00:48Professional perverts and full time medias
00:00:50How people would like to
00:00:52me
00:00:52My family and my family
00:00:53Gottum version, comedian
00:00:55Assam police have a time
00:00:56You don't want to live in the house
00:00:57You don't want to leave the house
00:00:58Er zubaan katani walo ko ek laav rute kai naam aapi laek dekhne bhaav tanachi ha.
00:01:07And people who buy tickets to listen to all this stuff for...
00:01:11They buy tickets and they go to these shows and they sit and listen and they clap for these
00:01:16erf..whatever, I don't know if these are even jokes
00:01:27Lakhraiwar Jharai Sector
00:01:54All that bungalow
00:02:00What a mood Bai Sahar, save a couple of claps for now Bai
00:02:08A little applause for our opening act
00:02:15How did you like his set?
00:02:18He was so nervous backstage yo my favorite hobby is just backstage before a big show opening a key
00:02:27I see the condition
00:02:30Masa comes and I find him so cute, he was asking me how many people are there today, I have some
00:02:3711-12 people
00:02:38Get excited, yes brother, Masa will come, he still has dreams in his eyes.
00:02:47These guys got excited and went up
00:02:50These woops and dreams one day I will also become a man aged wow
00:02:54I am so cute because I was also like this at one point.
00:03:00There is that day and there is today's day, Kushal Banushali was putting in all his strength in singing.
00:03:12And I was just watching him from behind, wondering how hard the poor guy was working.
00:03:19for an F.I.R.
00:03:30Is there no future left or is the art form fucked by beer biceps?
00:03:45He ruined my entire mental health.
00:03:50He also knows meditation.
00:03:56Nothing comes to me, my friend
00:03:59Beer Biceps Shod
00:04:03The Monk Who Sold My Ferrari
00:04:16There are three FIRs against me, Bai.
00:04:19So I know I always knew
00:04:21that one day an FIR will be filed against me
00:04:25But I thought that was why
00:04:28that I said something
00:04:36He didn't say anything in the episode.
00:04:39He was sitting quietly in the corner
00:04:43We Kashmiris die only in crossfire.
00:04:55What a year this has been for me
00:04:58Woof here bro
00:05:01Og Bro
00:05:04It's the fucking month of February bro
00:05:07has broken loose in february
00:05:09We have to eat everything further
00:05:10politicians, celebrities, Sunil Pal
00:05:19Sunil Pal was saying
00:05:20Tell them to learn from Kapil Sharma
00:05:23Learn from Kapil Sharma
00:05:26Kapil Sharma himself was coming in the next episode.
00:05:35Kapil Sharma himself was messaging
00:05:37me, love your show, big fan of the show, what a timing you have
00:05:40This Sunil Pal was coming in between.
00:05:43what was going on man
00:05:44all the irrelevant people trying to get some limelight
00:05:48by kicking the fucking dead at that time, man
00:05:50The beep stopped in the middle
00:05:53I was shocked man, I love that guy's music, yes
00:05:56In two minutes our song was played and the beep stopped.
00:06:00What is this, what is this talk about in this show?
00:06:03I will never come on broadcast again.
00:06:08Who called you brother?
00:06:11Everyone had come at that time and they served us food.
00:06:15Shaktimaan had come or Shaktimaan Riley, how will we fight Shaktimaan, friend?
00:06:24Sorry Shaktiman, Shaktiman was saying what effect will their content have on children.
00:06:33What will happen to children after seeing this content?
00:06:36I don't know how many of you used to watch TV in the Shaktimaan era.
00:06:41Every next month, news would come that some child ran away from the building after watching Shaktimaan.
00:06:48Brother, you have killed your children with great joy.
00:06:53What moral high ground did you take, Shaktiman? Brother, everyone was ahead at that time, friend.
00:06:59fucking everybody for what for a fucking joke that people didn't like
00:07:05I couldn't believe the scale they took it to, it was insane.
00:07:10disproportional how can you do so much for a small joke or
00:07:15fucking okay friend, I said some beer and the surf talked dirty friend, who doesn't do that
00:07:20Every one of your favorite comedians, influencers, podcasters, celebrity cricketers has definitely done something like this in their lives.
00:07:27on internet which has hurt people everybody makes mistakes man
00:07:31I did, I once cracked a joke about abortion.
00:07:37I remember some people's girls especially
00:07:41I know, there were waves in the morning, I was sitting on Twitter, I did not sleep at night.
00:07:46I thought it was a joke, so I tweeted about funny abortion.
00:07:50So the girls got angry and started writing back to me.
00:07:55He also has Twitter.
00:07:57But I was asleep then
00:08:01So I started replying to everyone.
00:08:05And I wrote funny replies to fifteen-twenty girls.
00:08:10I wrote to four or five people, I praised your mother a lot.
00:08:13I am sorry
00:08:22There you have it, I'm sorry about that
00:08:24I was just naive, I thought I was being some cool guy
00:08:27I did something and I gave it my right
00:08:29Now the girls got angry with me, they started shouting on Twitter that
00:08:32We will cancel it
00:08:34So I said I'm afraid of cancel culture.
00:08:37I will show you what a true comedian is
00:08:40Till then I had not joined the right wing.
00:08:45I thought this was cancel culture.
00:08:47Girls will say something wrong.
00:08:48The attack intensified
00:08:49He said these comedians say anything.
00:08:52They don't get any punishment
00:08:53There has to be some accountability
00:08:54This is not fair
00:08:55But let me tell you it's not like that
00:08:58Every time a comedian, a public figure
00:09:01hurts people by saying something
00:09:03You lose that person that you have hurt from your audience forever
00:09:07That is the punishment you get
00:09:10Because of how I behaved with those four women on the internet
00:09:1310,000 girls saw that.
00:09:16And now they hate Samairana
00:09:17For life
00:09:18Now I can do anything I want
00:09:21I will cure cancer
00:09:24Those 10,000 girls will speak
00:09:26This is sister's dick Samairana
00:09:29That is the punishment you get
00:09:31Beer Biceps said something about MaBab
00:09:34So those who used to watch his podcast were expecting it.
00:09:37He might get heartbroken, he said
00:09:38We will never see their podcast.
00:09:40That is the punishment that is fair, right?
00:09:42This should be it, right?
00:09:45It happens a little
00:09:46I cracked a bad joke, the military came and attacked me.
00:09:50Tankers are coming, private jets are landing.
00:09:52It happens a little
00:09:54It happens so little
00:09:56It was so unfair
00:09:58what was happening with bear biceps, man
00:10:00When I see this whole time
00:10:01The whole country was after bear biceps
00:10:04I decided I would
00:10:06defend this guy until the fucking
00:10:08end
00:10:22I couldn't defend myself at home.
00:10:24his friend
00:10:29My mother kept asking day and night
00:10:32son what did he say
00:10:33I said that, leave it my friend, now now now
00:10:35Oh, you're a bad man, Beer Bais
00:10:40what did he say beer
00:10:42In the flow flow
00:10:44Mom and Dad
00:10:45look at that dude
00:10:47so what are
00:10:48Wahai
00:10:52Beer Vice
00:10:53the father is alone too
00:10:54When he sleeps, the door is locked from inside.
00:11:02How
00:11:03Defending such a cheap thing
00:11:04Dude, this is one
00:11:06If someone else had said it
00:11:08We can also try to defend
00:11:10I said such a dirty thing
00:11:12nothing happens
00:11:13The problem is Bear Bicep's first
00:11:1610 years built my image
00:11:17Yoga,
00:11:19Meditation,
00:11:21Spirituality, Sadhana,
00:11:23Then in my show he is saying that you have sucked my dick.
00:11:30what are you doing brother
00:11:32I can't mix these two, man.
00:11:35You do this yoga and suck this dick brother
00:11:39Don't make this new posture by mixing both.
00:11:46what did you do
00:11:47what did you do
00:11:48What did he do, how did he say it?
00:11:50He broke character
00:11:51Right?
00:11:52This is not being done
00:11:55If you come to my show, I'll tell you.
00:11:57Whatever you see of us
00:11:59Comedians, Creators, Actors,
00:12:01Celebrities, Public Figures,
00:12:02You are never watching us
00:12:04as who we are, we are just
00:12:06playing a character on the internet
00:12:08Because if we become honest,
00:12:10The things we do in real life
00:12:12If we do it on the internet
00:12:14There are three FIRs of the day
00:12:18Just stay safe in India
00:12:20internet in india
00:12:22is not a platform to showcase
00:12:24your art. In India
00:12:26internet is a game
00:12:28we play to set a high score
00:12:30in our bank accounts.
00:12:35I am also on the internet
00:12:36I'm just pretending too
00:12:38He is also a character.
00:12:40But the character I created
00:12:42Not on the internet like I
00:12:44I am even better in real life
00:12:46made a faggot
00:12:50If you have to pretend
00:12:53so faggot
00:12:54They are made on the internet, right?
00:12:56because of a gay man
00:13:02So he will definitely do it, he is a poor man.
00:13:04it's free to be a ladybug
00:13:06it's freeing, it's liberating
00:13:08Now you have taken a clean image, right?
00:13:10There must be a lot of wow on your internet
00:13:12you will always be stressed you will always
00:13:14be stressed that once you
00:13:16gave me a hug
00:13:18The whole world is out to pull you down
00:13:20A clean one will be ready
00:13:22A clean man can never become a scoundrel
00:13:24On the internet, bastard
00:13:26Can be cleaned at any time
00:13:33like I went
00:13:34KBC
00:13:38I had gone, right?
00:13:39How clean
00:13:40I had done
00:13:42No one suspected
00:13:45No one got angry
00:13:46Why did he break character?
00:13:48did you
00:13:50upside down in my mind
00:13:51Weren't you able to think about it?
00:13:56My
00:13:56Was it not coming to your mind, sir?
00:14:04You
00:14:05Remembered so much about polio
00:14:08still
00:14:09find your son
00:14:10But why couldn't you make it stand, sir?
00:14:22I didn't do that there
00:14:25There I did
00:14:26Sir, my grandmother is a big fan of yours.
00:14:29No
00:14:29my grandmother is dead
00:14:33It's been seven years
00:14:35my grandmother died
00:14:36Ag.
00:14:37In this plain robhi, in robhi, in robhi, roll
00:15:04Beer Biceps must have thought the same thing
00:15:11I clean every place
00:15:14I will do something bastard here
00:15:17People will say what a crazy versatile guy
00:15:20No
00:15:22Non-vegetarian can eat veg
00:15:35If a vegetarian eats non-vegetarian food, he will vomit or if he vomits, it will be very costly.
00:15:43I had to remove the entire show from YouTube overnight. I had made this show with all my heart, you guys.
00:15:49were watching
00:15:50India Scott Layton
00:15:54Everyone watched, you know we took the stip from YouTube.
00:15:58They used to watch my show on four crore unique devices monthly.
00:16:064 crore, four out of 100 people of our country watch Mera Show
00:16:11Only I know how I deleted that show from YouTube.
00:16:15It broke me like anything man I never wanted to remove it I was in the US at that time
00:16:21I got a call from Mumbai police asking me to remove all the episodes immediately.
00:16:26I said I am not removing it sir, I live in a democracy we have freedom of speech.
00:16:39So my editor has been arrested, no, my editor told me.
00:16:4720 policemen are sitting in the police station and they are now watching each episode one by one.
00:16:55And they're making notes about where else this kind of language was used.
00:17:03I said that before people watch the Rakhi Sawant episode, I should remove it myself or they should watch the Rakhi Sawant episode.
00:17:16Otherwise the police would have thrown me out of the country. At that time I was getting support from Pakistan.
00:17:25He was saying that you should start the show at our place, Samay Bhai, I will not crack even a single joke of yours.
00:17:33Whatever you cut, its gone
00:17:44I never wanted this level of controversy to happen. I used to play this internet game so safely.
00:17:50what can I tell you
00:17:51The show you used to watch, India's Got Talent, the one hour show you used to watch, was the cleanest of all.
00:17:58watched for an hour
00:18:01Anyone who has seen that show knows that it used to be a five-hour long show.
00:18:06You have never seen the real, controversial 4 hours.
00:18:11Because there was no script in that show.
00:18:13Anyone would say anything
00:18:14Someone used to make jokes on religion
00:18:16Someone would joke about the cast
00:18:18Someone would have said something about LGBTQ
00:18:20Someone would say something sexist
00:18:21Then I removed it
00:18:35He also took a break from the thorns.
00:18:36How was everyone's mental health?
00:18:40Because taking jokes on yourself non-stop is very difficult.
00:18:43It's hard work, friend
00:18:44You see that on the edit, everyone is laughing haha
00:18:48Someone was actually making fun of me.
00:18:50Then I used to think about it while taking a bath at night.
00:18:55is that why did he say yes
00:18:58I have become fat
00:19:01People keep laughing too
00:19:03Everyone has their own insecurity.
00:19:05And people used to say very dirty things.
00:19:07Panelists trying to be funny
00:19:09Devar's Thins to People
00:19:10People of Cried Least Panel Midway
00:19:12Then I would go to everyone's rooms.
00:19:14That tomorrow these people will be on Twitter or some podcast.
00:19:17that this happened to us
00:19:19So at least he said that the time had come.
00:19:21But it is ours
00:19:23good time fella
00:19:25That guy is a heart-broken guy
00:19:27I was playing it safe till this stage.
00:19:31I went to everyone's rooms that day too.
00:19:33Kept for hitting after the first half
00:19:34Beer brother went into the room first of all
00:19:36he was happy
00:19:39he was doing
00:19:41Woooo.
00:19:44Woooo.
00:19:45he was happy
00:19:47Ashish Chanchlani was also happy
00:19:49Balraj was happy
00:19:50I was happy
00:19:51Now Apurva was the same
00:19:57She was crying after the first half, brother.
00:20:01Use no Apoorva
00:20:05Nue
00:20:14my photo is this
00:20:16My force fort remains here
00:20:23kre nine tune kuch ni bola
00:20:25I of
00:20:26Let me go then
00:20:31But I did not do anything friend, they ask what happened, I did, what happened, why are you crying, it's okay,
00:20:36you go, I'll be fine, I did, re, tell, what happened, kare, time you go, you go, it's okay, I
00:20:41What, Apoorva, you are my guest, I am your host, if you don't tell me, what is bothering you, as
00:20:48a host, I
00:21:00Apoorva, with great difficulty and with great courage, while crying, confessed her insecurity to me.
00:21:08Time, you are cracking a joke every two minutes, on the spot, there is no scripty, me too
00:21:15I'm trying, but I've never done this, so I'm not sure.
00:21:29I got abused a lot, time, I shouldn't have come today, maybe this is not meant for me, maybe
00:21:34I'm not funny, he told me so many emotional things, and as he finished, I realized that men
00:21:47I don't know how to console you, I have asked you like a hero, what's bothering you,
00:21:58I am a brother,
00:21:58The penis does not come out at all, I felt that the stomach is getting wet in the son, she is crying, give it to them
00:22:04I will give you something, what will I say in this, I don't talk emotionally, what happens between two men, sometimes emotional things happen rarely.
00:22:14They exist, why not develop them?
00:22:19It is a dick, it must be dying from inside, from outside, this is how men live, half men here have depression
00:22:29I am in it, I am carrying the load, it is going on inside, I could not fulfill my father's dream or that girl
00:22:36She was right, I was the one who fucked her, I don't know where she might be.
00:22:39He is running away, we pretend all the time, we are men, we will show some emotion,
00:22:45Press it inside, I am a man, what is this life brother, I also defecated, I am not some saintly man,
00:22:52I also pooped, Apoorva said such an emotional thing.
00:22:55She said to me, she said crying, Samay, I don't think I am funny, I said, Apoorva, you are right, my
00:23:14What I meant to say, as I explained it, was, look, you are not funny, because you are not a
00:23:19comedian, I am a professional comedian, I do this every day, that's why I am funny,
00:23:24What I can do, you can't do, what you can do, who has to do it, Cheezy?
00:23:32In an attempt to make her laugh, I threw it up further, I thought she would laugh, at this she started making a fuss.
00:23:44Then if she didn't shut up, friend, then I would shut up.
00:23:52So I hid again
00:23:54I said I am hiding here
00:23:56I said, Purva, there are no tears, you are a lion's son.
00:23:59And I ran upstairs
00:24:02Now I started the second half, Shocker
00:24:05A performer came in the second half brother
00:24:09A Gwalior rapper
00:24:13He said the same things
00:24:15who do
00:24:17Gwalior rapper
00:24:21There was some altercation with her Apoorva.
00:24:23They started saying things to each other
00:24:25He told her I am in your vagina
00:24:27I will create a sensation, I said something bad.
00:24:31Now I have the full context.
00:24:33This was the Bichai Rori under the bat.
00:24:35There is no comeback coming from this
00:24:37He doesn't have anything funny to say, he doesn't know how to roast.
00:24:39So now I will have to do something, my guest will not tolerate such dirty talk.
00:24:43I am the professional comedian, I am the man who dares to handle this
00:24:47I picked up the mic to give him a comeback
00:24:53And nothing else bothered me
00:24:57Sometimes even professionals freeze up.
00:25:00I said no, I will remove this word from the edit.
00:25:04Then I saw Apoorva pick up the mike very boldly.
00:25:07He said, have you ever seen a vagina? What is this, penis, since birth.
00:25:16My song got burnt brother
00:25:22Why didn't I say this
00:25:27I will remove this from the edit as well.
00:25:34I am very jealous, friend
00:25:36Did Panchala Bai say that
00:25:38Vada Fokng Kambag To Aav In This Vada In Da Momen
00:25:40He made four comedians grow up
00:25:42I was very jealous
00:25:43Big Vas Vadao inferior inferior inferior inferior inferior inferior inferior this rapt
00:25:55Awa our our this vadao our our our our our this petriar tomorrow
00:26:23I was goosebumps, it was like
00:26:25When Kachana said ball smile cheek in Lagaan
00:26:31I took that party popper and burst it on Apurva's head.
00:26:35Is our daughter any less than a boy?
00:26:40Three F Iyer
00:26:46This That Is Price
00:26:54If I could re-edit this episode
00:26:58I would still keep her comeback in because I think she killed it man, I think she fucking killed it
00:27:07Sometimes I think that this episode would not have happened at all
00:27:10I am sleeping now after taking sleeping pills, I am keeping my fingers crossed
00:27:14Brother, my life was going so well, I was uploading every video till January, five crore rupees on YouTube.
00:27:20Views, 60 million views, every third reel is mine on Instagram, every podcast is talking about me.
00:27:26Yes, I am in his thumbnail
00:27:27Every celebrity wants to meet me, the rest of the comedians are jealous, oh, I was having fun, all the comedians are
00:27:37They were kicking their legs, we also want to make something like this, we also want to make a show like this, everyone was busy,
00:27:41I was having fun that time, I was selling out shows, I was king man, I was fucking king, I
00:27:47At that very moment I decided, it's time to go abroad, I planned the biggest US tour of my life.
00:27:53some 50,000 tickets I put out, they all went, sold out very very quickly and I was ready, I
00:28:00I booked arenas, I booked stadiums, I did it in the US, now it's summer and I have arrived, I am
00:28:05Coming in my peak to fucking conquer the world, I was in the full Alexander the Great mindset, I
00:28:13Booked that flight to the US, first class,
00:28:17The bear fell, the flight took off, came up, I took out my iPad, I said, I'll edit it now,
00:28:25This is an episode of Bear Biceps, then I don't want any stress in the US tour,
00:28:38Now that was 5 hours of footage, I am cutting it, whether it is going to jog or not, turn it around, turn it around,
00:28:45I am doing it, I am reducing it, I am reducing it to one hour of five hours,
00:28:48Many people meet me and ask me a question, that brother time, if you have only this much
00:28:56If you have brains, then why didn't you remove that stupid question about Bear Biceps from the edit?
00:29:08I swear to God, Bear Biceps asked that question eight times in that episode.
00:29:31And apart from this, he had asked many random questions,
00:29:37So now when I saw the edit, I said oh, she is saying very dirty things,
00:29:44Let me keep one and remove the rest.
00:29:49So from my POV, I killed 99% of the insects, didn't I?
00:30:00I knew a little about that,
00:30:02Just one percent will cause a pandemic, friend.
00:30:08Our flight landed in Seattle,
00:30:11Three days later I was in Seattle,
00:30:14We got down, Balraj and I,
00:30:17Balraj is my best friend.
00:30:18He comes with me everywhere,
00:30:21In Balraj,
00:30:21That every doshukha friend,
00:30:22He is every doshukha.
00:30:27There are two injured children,
00:30:29Ammen turned out,
00:30:31Yes, take the car.
00:30:38We went to the hotel room.
00:30:39I pressed episode upload from there,
00:30:41For Members Ali,
00:30:42Nothing happened on the first day,
00:30:44Membership is increasing
00:30:45The comments are coming in good.
00:30:48The next morning I started feeling a little hateful.
00:30:50That clip of her surfaced on Twitter.
00:30:51I started reading some abuses,
00:30:53I bought a useful bicycle from Okhat,
00:30:56On the third morning,
00:30:57Good morning to my show,
00:30:59Balraj picked me up from my knees,
00:31:01Time said,
00:31:02The scandal has happened,
00:31:05What has become of me,
00:31:07Is beer bais good what you said,
00:31:08People did not like it at all,
00:31:11I ka then,
00:31:12Why are you watching his broadcast?
00:31:19I put on the blanket,
00:31:21He is saying,
00:31:21Hey bastard, whatever he said in your show,
00:31:24See what's going on on Twitter.
00:31:26So I opened Twitter and looked,
00:31:28I have shed my skin,
00:31:28So on Be-Ar Bass Number One
00:31:30I was freezing and I
00:31:33My song played first when I was on your number.
00:31:37I am the number, you are the number, this number is unmuted,
00:31:41I am the best in branding,
00:31:43I completely ignored him because now I have become a habit of watching people's output on the internet.
00:31:49of the bicycle
00:31:49People will abuse for three days, people will abuse for four days
00:31:52Then on the fifth day his boss says, come on brother, now make an Excel sheet.
00:31:56I said that people do not have that much time to get busy in this matter that this will go away.
00:32:01What is the time, there is a debate going on on the news about this.
00:32:05What debate is going on here, what answer are they giving to that question?
00:32:13I did a YouTube live debate on one or two news channels and the Indian media had organised a debate on it.
00:32:18These influencers are ruining our country, these influencers, shame on them, next news deki youtube live par woh
00:32:26These people are also doing this, the Batnameez Brigade, they are spoiling the youth of our country, this is the media.
00:32:46Complete
00:32:46We will do it, people will start raising questions, this is what we are doing, we are just making you laugh, hahaha
00:32:57Reel those who are busy in this we are just misleading people media same team
00:33:11Who fires friendly fire? This media is busy sucking T-friend P. We will suck it for three days.
00:33:19They will suck for four days, then some other incident will happen in the country, then they will suck from there and then these people will go away.
00:33:24Anna is such a big country.
00:33:26There must have been some scandal, nothing happened in those two weeks, friend, Udit Narayan should also take pyaa.
00:33:37was closed
00:33:41That he should get a puppy, after that he would do this, what is he doing in the show, friend
00:33:47Hindus and Muslims were brothers, for those two weeks no train overturned, nothing, only on new bicycles.
00:33:54We are not moving, how would we know this would happen, we are going to do the show
00:34:08I shared it in the story, playing chess show time, I have come after showing this story every new
00:34:16There was a channel where he was chasing, all this happened here, he was chasing there.
00:34:24Bring him to India, he is playing chess there, it is my first time there.
00:34:32I started to break up because I had to go play poker that night.
00:34:42That I should do chess, they are telling me so much that when the cards are crushed at night, they will see my flow.
00:34:49To
00:34:56And if the narrative of taking me to India grows and brings me to India, then it will be the biggest moment of my life.
00:35:03If I have to cancel the US tour then I will be very lost, so our team has calculated.
00:35:10Laga Worst Ke Si
00:35:14How much loss do I have to bear? I have eight crore rupees. I swear to God, I have eight crore rupees.
00:35:23How much money was there in total savings at that time? It was Rs 8 crore and it became four times my saving.
00:35:35I said, oh fuck, there's a possibility, whatever I've earned over the years
00:35:40everything goes to shit what will I do I have my life savings I had to build a house I had to do all this
00:35:45I became so anxious that in general, my anxiety increased so much.
00:35:50I'm backstage before the second show, my heart is pounding, I'm sweating profusely.
00:35:55I am feeling dizzy, I have told Balraj that brother, I am feeling very anxious, Balraj.
00:36:01Brother
00:36:03zero ability to console
00:36:10He has put Chad ji on PT in front of me.
00:36:20my friend is anxious what to say
00:36:24Then after reading it you are making clichés brother, this two shall pass
00:36:30It would be better to sit quietly or not give this cliché, brothers, listen to me carefully when someone
00:36:37Have you hit Lanka?
00:36:38they don't want advice they want a hug they want you to say that water you want water how are
00:36:42you feeling ask don't give
00:36:44All my friends gave me a hug, all of them are doing the same thing, I am giving them this advice.
00:36:48I got a message from my therapist saying this month is free.
00:36:57I sent this message to the therapist, I am feeling very anxious, these people are saying
00:37:01India, take me, take me, take me, take me, please tell me not to do anything like this.
00:37:05I I I should
00:37:07I I I I do time please please work down
00:37:09you're having an anxiety attack you take some deep breaths
00:37:12Do some box breathing, breathe, hold, release me
00:37:15You go to your hotel room, take a hot shower, and get some sleep.
00:37:20I have to come on stage in half an hour, it's my second show.
00:37:23Kahari you must be mad, please cancel the show, you cannot go on stage like this
00:37:27I mean you are crazy
00:37:30I will cancel the show soon, the value of the dollar is being divided.
00:37:36This is the time, you please understand, you cannot go on stage with so much anxiety, you have to understand
00:37:41If you go on stage with so much nervousness, the audience will see it on your face.
00:37:47First of all, yours is torn.
00:37:49Once the audience sees your nervousness on your face, no matter how good a joke you tell, it won't be worth it.
00:37:55Beat it, they will not laugh at it, because they will be concerned for you
00:37:58and then your happiness will spoil, then that will play on your mind, you will go into a spiral
00:38:05So I just hung up the phone
00:38:08This is giving negativity
00:38:22And it seems it will show on my face.
00:38:26Please, professional comedian
00:38:33I can't see anything on this face
00:38:35I grew up in Andhra Pradesh
00:38:38Is anyone here in Andhra Pradesh?
00:38:42I had the worst experience ever
00:38:50Worst experience of my life
00:38:54My mom and dad got married in Kashmir
00:38:57They were living a great life in the early 90s
00:39:01And at that time my father had a very good position in the media, where he used to earn Rs 15,000.
00:39:05Were
00:39:05At that time there was a channel called DD Kashmir
00:39:07And he was a news reporter, a very well-respected guy
00:39:10And then there was militancy there, there was a lot of cooperation there.
00:39:14There, you all know what happened
00:39:15And then they had to leave the valley in the early 90s, 1991 Mere Mummy and Papa De Left Kashmir
00:39:21They went to Delhi
00:39:22But he did not like it there
00:39:24Because man, you grew up in one place
00:39:25You have your everything attached
00:39:27Your friends, your house, your homeland
00:39:29They went back in 96
00:39:31In 97 I was born
00:39:33And in 98, there was a shooting at our house.
00:39:36And overnight, he had to leave for his family for our safety
00:39:40And he left and in search of a new private job
00:39:42He landed in Hyderabad
00:39:44And it was my father's dream.
00:39:46To put me in the best school of Hyderabad
00:39:48there was a school there
00:39:50Which was a Nizam time castle
00:39:53He made it a school
00:39:54HPS
00:39:55And it was a very prestigious school
00:39:57Some of the fees there were fifty thousand rupees a semester.
00:40:00It was not an emergency for us to go there.
00:40:03But Papa worked hard for eight to ten years.
00:40:06No sick leave taken
00:40:07Complete Grind
00:40:08They should get better benefits in the company.
00:40:10He still stayed loyal
00:40:11He did his work very diligently
00:40:13And finally when I was in 7th grade
00:40:15He could afford and he put me in that school of his dreams
00:40:17And I went to that school
00:40:23And on the very first day in Pitta that school
00:40:28Because I couldn't fit in there.
00:40:30All the children there are Telugu.
00:40:33Their gangs have been formed
00:40:34up to 7th grade
00:40:35I suddenly have a new baby.
00:40:37I look different
00:40:38I am talking differently
00:40:39And dude, they just fucking bullied me for years
00:40:43In that school
00:40:43And I just didn't understand why
00:40:45Maybe because I was just the different kid
00:40:48I want to get the only fair child in the class
00:40:54I have been subjected to racism
00:40:59Will anyone believe this?
00:41:01People speak
00:41:02No friend, you should not do this with blacks.
00:41:04You shouldn't even talk to white people.
00:41:08Racism and discrimination
00:41:10is not about who's the darker skinned
00:41:12It's about who's the most different kid
00:41:14who's most unlike you
00:41:15and I was that kid and for fucking years
00:41:18the first whole week
00:41:20He made some paper from a rubber band.
00:41:22would hit me in the eye
00:41:23I take my snack Shura
00:41:24Sometimes they would rent my book
00:41:26I used to have a crush
00:41:27I tried to talk to him about something.
00:41:29humiliated in front of him
00:41:31What is left for me
00:41:32no self-confidence, nothing
00:41:33it used to frighten me to go to that school
00:41:35My father used to say once a week
00:41:38I'll come pick you up
00:41:39School
00:41:39I swear I will tell you
00:41:41I was ashamed
00:41:43that if my father's Maruti
00:41:45800, some child will see it, right?
00:41:46Then they will insult me again the next day.
00:41:48So I told my father
00:41:49Papa, there is that ice cream shop outside now.
00:41:52pass it to him
00:41:53I'll come and eat ice cream
00:41:54I like the ice cream there very much
00:41:56my teeth are sensitive
00:42:00But what should I tell Papa that this car is not allowed inside, this car is not allowed to come inside.
00:42:03Why should I be upset with them, brother, it was their dream.
00:42:06I couldn't break his heart like that
00:42:08And if I were there, he would have beaten me too.
00:42:13I will beat you here and there too
00:42:16tell mom something
00:42:18What would she do, she would get caught between me and Papa, I would tell her please don't tell Papa.
00:42:23then she would have that guilty
00:42:25So I used to hide
00:42:26I used to get beaten up and cry the whole school day.
00:42:30I used to cry alone at the bat, my shirt was torn.
00:42:33I used to get down and my mother would be standing at the top.
00:42:36She would innocently ask, "How was your day, son?"
00:42:41I am AA
00:42:44crazy
00:42:46What happened, how did your shirt get torn?
00:42:48I and we
00:42:49If the cricket was playing then I fell down
00:42:51kritney loud
00:42:53This is what happens with friends
00:42:56Weren't we friends, but we once were?
00:42:58So she used to say, come, my blessings are with you.
00:43:01I did not let my mother see the ka on my face.
00:43:04emotions
00:43:05The audience will see a dick, nothing else.
00:43:19I was very nervous before the second show, I was trying to catch my breath.
00:43:23Then they shouted my name
00:43:27People said this
00:43:29People said this
00:43:32I said this
00:43:35How to perform Woz ko 1.5 ganta
00:43:37I only know
00:43:38I'm so proud of myself
00:43:39Nobody in that room has two
00:43:46nobody could tell
00:43:47I was just performing out of memory
00:43:50I knew
00:43:51Where to pause
00:43:52Which joke should make you smile?
00:43:54I'm just faking it.
00:43:55People are shouting.
00:43:56We are with you, I am, no need.
00:44:00I am doing great.
00:44:03Finished that show, thank you guys, that was my time.
00:44:06Everyone stood up and shouted.
00:44:08I am, yes, yes, yes.
00:44:09I came down from the stage, took the phone from Balraj, loudly.
00:44:12On to check what has happened,
00:44:13Dude, my phone was overheated.
00:44:16I was getting calls and calls and messages from random people.
00:44:20I realized that my number leaked out by the day.
00:44:23Ulti CD, Galiyaan is coming, death threats are coming,
00:44:26My parents' photo is turning yellow,
00:44:27Someone is pushing,
00:44:29Wherever we see them, we will kill them.
00:44:30Too much,
00:44:31it escalated like anything that evening.
00:44:34My last Instagram post got 20,000 comments.
00:44:38And now those people with festoons have also come,
00:44:41The one who brought the flag is here later,
00:44:43The one with the triangle,
00:44:45These irritate me, brother.
00:44:48Because he did not even want to create an Excel sheet.
00:44:57What did I say, Balraj Bhai,
00:44:58If I sit down and watch all this,
00:45:00I will lose my mind,
00:45:01I have a full US tour.
00:45:02I'm turning off my phone,
00:45:03You monitor the entire
00:45:05unless something crazy happens,
00:45:06don't tell me.
00:45:07And,
00:45:08Book a cab to the casino.
00:45:11I did,
00:45:11I have to be distraught, brother.
00:45:13At this time, one has to be destructed,
00:45:14I play poker,
00:45:14It feels good to me,
00:45:15I did,
00:45:15Book a cab,
00:45:16Book a cab,
00:45:17Don't talk to me about this,
00:45:18Then he kept on thrashing,
00:45:19I turned off the phone,
00:45:20He booked a cab.
00:45:22For the casino,
00:45:23The Punjabi driver has arrived.
00:45:25We have forgotten,
00:45:26India is everywhere in the world,
00:45:28We cancelled it,
00:45:29We ordered another one,
00:45:30Again a Punjabi driver came,
00:45:33Where should an Indian criminal brother go?
00:45:40I said, let's sit now, come on, Bai.
00:45:42Now let's get in the cab.
00:45:44So as we did Indire,
00:45:45They also recognized,
00:45:46Uncle told them,
00:45:47Time Paji,
00:45:49I said, yes Paaji,
00:45:51He says everything will be alright,
00:45:54I did,
00:45:55This time I will not talk,
00:45:59Where is C C?
00:46:03He took me to the casino,
00:46:05There are two watchmen,
00:46:06Both Indians outside,
00:46:08The restaurant inside is run by Indians.
00:46:10The waiter is Indian.
00:46:11The Indian is distributing cards,
00:46:12What's going on, friend?
00:46:15Christopher Columbus,
00:46:16I had my song killed for eight years,
00:46:19Where are the Indians?
00:46:20Ever come here with a ship,
00:46:22Sometimes taking a ship here,
00:46:23Hey, where are the Indians?
00:46:25Look down, your ship is being piloted by an Indian, son.
00:46:36I did,
00:46:37I brought the meat and went inside,
00:46:39There was a Gujarati dealer at the poker table,
00:46:42He gave me two leaves,
00:46:43bad leaves,
00:46:44I did,
00:46:44Brother Ancho,
00:46:46Where is the time?
00:46:51I did,
00:46:53Or or or bruh,
00:46:54Where what are you doing here?
00:46:55I did,
00:46:57Brother, this is going very wrong with you.
00:47:05You just shift here.
00:47:08I did,
00:47:08Don't play, brother.
00:47:09You distribute the cards, friend.
00:47:10Where have you been,
00:47:11Time, brother
00:47:11This hasn't happened to every legend.
00:47:14These,
00:47:15Same happened with Chamkila too,
00:47:21I of,
00:47:21My brother,
00:47:24For them,
00:47:25was shot,
00:47:28Why are you messing up my song?
00:47:30You quietly distribute the leaves, friend.
00:47:33Where, brother?
00:47:33Listen to me for two minutes.
00:47:34I don't want to listen to you, shut up,
00:47:36Quiet,
00:47:36So here the blonde was sitting,
00:47:38Kahri, what happened?
00:47:39So he is telling him,
00:47:40you don't know what happened?
00:47:45He is saying,
00:47:46He has three FIRs against him,
00:47:51I also came to know then,
00:48:02I ka, what?
00:48:05Anything,
00:48:06I turned on the phone,
00:48:07Opened Twitter,
00:48:08The signal did not come,
00:48:08I ran out,
00:48:09Baldaz ran after me,
00:48:10We saw,
00:48:11Come down,
00:48:11outside the casino,
00:48:12signal high,
00:48:14Three FIRs have been filed against me, night after night.
00:48:17In Maharashtra,
00:48:18In Jaipur,
00:48:20In Assam,
00:48:25Whatever I buried in Assam,
00:48:28I saw,
00:48:29Who did it in Assam?
00:48:32The CM of Assam has not done it.
00:48:35Break,
00:48:36When I saw that the CM had done it,
00:48:39My heart sank like nothing,
00:48:42I got so scared,
00:48:44I could not believe that the CM is against me,
00:48:46The media is against me,
00:48:47The politicians are against me,
00:48:49Many fans have turned on me,
00:48:51They are trolling by making memes.
00:48:53I swear to God,
00:48:54I started to feel like,
00:48:56I am in a dream,
00:48:59This is not a real word,
00:49:00I swear,
00:49:01This is all a dream,
00:49:02I'm seeing things,
00:49:04and I am unable to see if it's real or not,
00:49:07I am touching them to see,
00:49:08am I in a dream, what is happening,
00:49:10it is the worst state to be in,
00:49:12This is called psychosis,
00:49:13Some people never get out of this state,
00:49:16I got so scared,
00:49:18I am trying to understand,
00:49:20I got so scared,
00:49:22Balraj looked at me.
00:49:23Brother, are you alright?
00:49:24Brother, I don't understand anything.
00:49:26He says, brother,
00:49:27This you shall,
00:49:29What am I, you shut up brother,
00:49:32So what happens is you,
00:49:34After one last time, you should shut up or
00:49:37Did you immediately realize this or not?
00:49:39So I am alive,
00:49:40If this is with me,
00:49:44I turned off the phone,
00:49:45Who can I talk to so that I can feel some peace?
00:49:48I don't understand what is happening,
00:49:49I looked at the phone and there was a missed call from your brother.
00:49:51So I called him back,
00:49:55first call to Tanme Bhat,
00:49:57I did,
00:49:58You must have learned something from AIB.
00:50:01He said,
00:50:02Time, listen to me carefully,
00:50:04India is a country of contacts,
00:50:07Here everything is done through contact.
00:50:09You just give it,
00:50:10Who is your biggest contact?
00:50:12Someone should catch hold of the minister and touch his feet.
00:50:14Tell him,
00:50:15Sir, please help me,
00:50:16Then the media will not come after you.
00:50:18This is your only chance,
00:50:19Otherwise tomorrow the media will be at your house.
00:50:21The police will be at your house tomorrow.
00:50:23You have to act right now,
00:50:24Do you have someone like this,
00:50:26Whose ministers are with
00:50:27Have a good relationship,
00:50:29I did, right?
00:50:33beer biceps,
00:50:42I have no contacts,
00:50:44Deepak Kalal was messaging me,
00:50:48He was saying,
00:50:48Don't worry brother, I am with you.
00:50:50I said, this is what I fear, brother.
00:50:52Don't give up right now,
00:50:55She was fighting with Rakhi Sawant on the internet.
00:50:58It is said that when bad times come,
00:51:01Then it is understood,
00:51:02Who is your real culprit?
00:51:04These Deepak Kalal and Rakhi Sawant are my real friends,
00:51:12I have earned this in this life,
00:51:16Am I doing something wrong, or
00:51:20I hit the whole phone,
00:51:21Who is my greatest contat,
00:51:23Who is my eldest?
00:51:24The most powerful contact in my phone turned out to be,
00:51:27The head of the KBC team,
00:51:29When I went to KBC,
00:51:31I liked them very much,
00:51:32So he gave the number Amber,
00:51:34He said, if anything happens now, let me know.
00:51:39How desperate I will be,
00:51:40I think I sent this to him in the very first message,
00:51:42Sir, can you please help me?
00:51:44Sir, somewhere on this side,
00:51:45Remember I came to KBC,
00:51:46I made Amitabh Sir laugh a lot.
00:51:48Sir, please do something.
00:51:49Sir, please, Sir, please, please, please,
00:51:51They are saying,
00:51:52I, what happened?
00:51:55I said,
00:51:56you don't know what happened?
00:51:58Said, I'm in Singapore, love,
00:52:00what's wrong?
00:52:02I said, love,
00:52:08I,
00:52:09in my show
00:52:10The beer biceps came,
00:52:11And he put a joke in it, Sir,
00:52:13And people are very angry, Sir,
00:52:15We have been threatened with death, Sir.
00:52:18They are saying, what a joke you made,
00:52:19Me too, Bejo
00:52:25I said,
00:52:26This joke,
00:52:26Even if I don't send them,
00:52:29So,
00:52:30Only Amita Bachchan's call will come,
00:52:32fosta of the tarims,
00:52:43Given to this,
00:52:43We kept the folio tight,
00:52:46This, this,
00:52:47Polio was raging,
00:52:48Just take a break from it,
00:52:49Hey, this is the Kheer Fort,
00:52:50Kheer fort its mouth,
00:52:52In its mouth,
00:52:52Come and put kheer, son.
00:52:53Tamar is
00:53:02My, so
00:53:03Not the courage,
00:53:03to send them videos,
00:53:04Buddy,
00:53:06With what face do you insult me?
00:53:07I did,
00:53:08Sir, this is the oak,
00:53:10Amitabh sir will definitely see it, friend.
00:53:12He is very active on Twitter.
00:53:16They liked me so much that I left such a good impression on them.
00:53:48When they saw me on TV in the news, they must have thought I had hit a big target.
00:53:54He must have vomited blood
00:53:57Sure Mancham must have happened with them
00:54:01Sorry, Mr Mitab
00:54:04Oh I
00:54:06that night
00:54:07Two verses night of my life
00:54:10No contacts are replying
00:54:12Somebody showed the beating
00:54:14Disappearing messages from your people have disappeared.
00:54:17No one is replying
00:54:18The one or two contacts I have are scolding me instead.
00:54:20Don't message us right no vote is and looks
00:54:23I'm dead after doing two shows.
00:54:26It's two or three in the morning in bed
00:54:28It's two o'clock in the afternoon in India.
00:54:31Here all the media people have eaten the chawal vawal.
00:54:34kilojoules in their veins
00:54:37They are killing my flowers with energy
00:54:39You are sucking my tears
00:54:41I have read Basmara on the bed
00:54:43He had just come to Neo last night.
00:54:45So it seems like a jerk
00:54:46I feel like a jerk
00:54:49I felt my heart never
00:54:51the rattling will stop
00:54:52I was so scared just looking at
00:54:55YouTube lives of news channels
00:54:56I saw a news
00:54:57Some baba sitting with a reporter
00:55:00He is telling such people
00:55:02It's better not to kill me
00:55:05And the reporter is saying
00:55:06what did you say sir
00:55:09This is going on openly
00:55:10I saw a news
00:55:14Assam Police
00:55:15arrived on time
00:55:16At home in Pune
00:55:19And my anthem burst
00:55:22Because
00:55:22I have no one in Pune
00:55:25not just home
00:55:29Whose house did this reach?
00:55:30Assam Police
00:55:32So I zoomed in and checked the news.
00:55:34I saw you in Pune
00:55:36Growing up in college
00:55:39I used to live in a PG there.
00:55:41my live
00:55:46You must have retrieved that address by checking your back contact.
00:55:49They must have thought the rest
00:55:51We will arrest him before the state does.
00:55:53Our name will also be
00:55:54Assam Police
00:55:55Those eight policemen took two flights
00:55:58reached there
00:56:01He is in PG
00:56:02College student, you will die your life
00:56:08Whatever his sister-in-law will be, brother
00:56:10Brother, the police have come, I swear, Assam police have come brother.
00:56:14Where did you get the goods from? Assam police arrived.
00:56:16Brother
00:56:26Oh, the kids must have peed.
00:56:31Oh, I am Assam Police, I will come upstairs.
00:56:40If this is the time to stay, then let the children be punished, Yogi, you did not tell us that this is the time to stay.
00:56:46Where are I going, friends?
00:56:49The police must have done a thorough search and must have found that rolling paper.
00:56:54That bong, that light bill in which the children keep crushed papers, would the policeman have opened that paper?
00:57:06Let's take a look inside it
00:57:11There is marijuana in it, there are no jokes in it, that night was something else, I never thought about it.
00:57:27I will fall so low in my mental health
00:57:29That I will have to take sleeping pills someday, what can I do, my therapist said that I will have to sleep in you.
00:57:35You are currently watching NewsWiz, your time zone is also bad, everything is active there, you are currently
00:57:39go to sleep this okay you go to sleep will
00:57:5830 mg consumed
00:58:01It is not even divisible by 3.
00:58:08The box was 64 mg
00:58:10I am almost addicted to a bottle.
00:58:12And
00:58:13I tell you
00:58:14never try this at home
00:58:17It was fun
00:58:20I was flying in the air
00:58:22I'm flying again
00:58:25Am I sleeping or
00:58:27Thunder in my body
00:58:29I slept like a baby
00:58:30I slept for 16 hours
00:58:32Woke up fresh at 4 in the afternoon
00:58:35And not by my side
00:58:36Balraj was snoring
00:58:38So I thought
00:58:40If you are sleeping so peacefully
00:58:42So everything must have de-escalated at night.
00:58:44Otherwise, he would have picked me up by now.
00:58:47this not
00:58:49I noticed that later
00:58:52The melatonin pack was finished
00:59:01I opened the news
00:59:02Two Verses That Had Happened
00:59:05Maharashtra Chief Minister Had Given
00:59:07This statement was made against the goons who came
00:59:10Demolition was going on in the habitat
00:59:11The police arrived, some 20-30 policemen arrived there.
00:59:16Apoorva is getting seizures and her family is getting death threats.
00:59:19Poor Ranveer's mom has a clinic and goons have entered there.
00:59:22Dashet is ahead, he is having thoughts, his family is also worried about this.
00:59:27Avnivan messing bhay mein bhai baaye bahaye waaye
00:59:29awai was feeling so guilty bikhar morning doplod ital thi
00:59:36Everyone's life was going well, I took it all upon myself, and I felt so much, so much guilt.
00:59:42and then I saw one video that Balraaj's wife sent to me and that broke me completely, that was the
00:59:48final nail in the coffin.
00:59:51Inside the Habitat, Balraaj's parents, who are in their 70s, through no fault of theirs,
00:59:57they just run the comedy club where we used to shoot,
01:00:00Inside, those young men were lying at the feet of the policemen, saying, Sir, please let us go, so we did something.
01:00:06Have not done,
01:00:08I fucking broke down, looking at that video and I was just crying, I was just crying, just crying,
01:00:16I woke Balraj up, he saw, he is stressed, he has received 20-30 calls, he is nervous here and there.
01:00:21It has happened,
01:00:23What to do my dear, how to get out of this, fucking scared to death what is happening, cannot understand,
01:00:30And the worst thing that happened at this moment was,
01:00:33I got a video call from my mother.
01:00:37With what face will I pick up this call,
01:00:40What should I show my mother?
01:00:42I am crying, my bag is lying here broken,
01:00:45What will happen to them, friend?
01:00:47I don't know anything except love for my mother,
01:00:51she's the most innocent soul I've ever met,
01:00:53she's a pure, pure, pure hearted woman,
01:00:56When I went to KBC,
01:00:58He didn't even know how to broadcast messages.
01:01:00He had messaged each person at night,
01:01:02My son will be on TV tomorrow.
01:01:03My son will be on TV tomorrow.
01:01:05I couldn't pick up that call,
01:01:09I hung up that phone,
01:01:11I wiped away tears,
01:01:12I did them in audio,
01:01:13I did,
01:01:14Hello,
01:01:16Carrie, you're fine, son.
01:01:19I of,
01:01:21What will happen to me,
01:01:23Not sure, Carrie.
01:01:24I of,
01:01:25This all keeps happening, friend.
01:01:27Come on Carrie,
01:01:28My blessings are with you,
01:01:30I hung up the phone,
01:01:32in two seconds she called Balraj,
01:01:34and I heard it on the phone,
01:01:36she said, son,
01:01:36Please be mindful of the time,
01:01:38This is not right at all,
01:01:42I felt so ashamed of myself at that time.
01:01:44Who am I hiding from, Bai?
01:01:46Why am I keeping quiet,
01:01:47she sees through this bullshit,
01:01:48She must be crying there too.
01:01:50His family members must be taunting him too,
01:01:51I'm crying here,
01:01:52She needs me right now,
01:01:53I need her right now,
01:01:54I just called her in video to show her my face,
01:01:57and dude, she was a mess,
01:01:59She was trembling,
01:02:00My mother was crying to me,
01:02:02Son, what happened?
01:02:03His eyes were swollen,
01:02:04I felt so fucking shitty,
01:02:06that I did this to her,
01:02:07and I'm crying, she's crying,
01:02:09We both are crying on the phone.
01:02:12Father is calling me,
01:02:22Mother's brother,
01:02:23We are crying,
01:02:25Here,
01:02:26Ting ting ting ting ting ting papa what are you selling,
01:02:29Papa is calling me,
01:02:32Then it suddenly hit me,
01:02:34If you are the father then come boy,
01:02:38Sigma male will be forming,
01:02:41He must be crying inside the room,
01:02:43You must be acting in front of me.
01:02:45Yellow meme I'm fine,
01:02:48So I told my mother a lot,
01:02:49Mummy, please take care of Papa inside.
01:02:51He is becoming strong in front of me,
01:02:53I understand them,
01:02:54Like I was becoming strong in front of you,
01:02:56They are also doing the same thing,
01:02:57Please take care of them inside.
01:02:59They will be crying,
01:03:00So my mother said this funny thing,
01:03:03He said, son,
01:03:05This maturity that he is getting from his father, isn't it?
01:03:10I have grown old while doing this,
01:03:15He is calling me Mimi too, son.
01:03:19It doesn't matter to him, he is laughing inside in his vest,
01:03:24I said I will do it to you friend, one hundred
01:03:26I went to Papa, what are you doing, my soul is gone.
01:03:28I have lost everything, you are crying, my friend.
01:03:31They are saying that my home in Kashmir is gone, I am not there then,
01:03:44Who am I even telling this to?
01:03:48Papa has no emotions, not a single tear, Papa is just chill.
01:03:52Everyone else's had already burst by then, my friends are all worried, even my brother's body is in my body.
01:03:57was torn
01:03:58For three-four days we fooled them by saying that this had happened to us too, then we did this
01:04:03I did what I did, on the fourth day I read his words, what happened brother?
01:04:10Supreme Coat in Supreme Coat
01:04:12Whenever there is severe turbulence in the flight, everyone's eyes are on the aerostat.
01:04:18If Aerostar's body language is fine then everything is fine
01:04:22video of erostras hi bagal noch
01:04:26So whom will you see?
01:04:29How to feel less when your anchor himself is confused
01:04:33When you are in trouble, you need someone who can help you in getting the work done.
01:04:38So, at that time, only Papa was my friend.
01:04:41So I told him everything, I spoke to him for one and a half hours and I told him
01:04:46Papa this happened, this happened and my dad was such a rock in that moment
01:04:50He said, why are you crying, the show has just ended.
01:04:53the show exists because of you, you don't exist because of the show
01:05:04His son, you will become so famous now.
01:05:07All this will happen, it's part and parcel of fame, highs and lows will come, you cannot only have highs
01:05:13you will look back, you will become wiser from this, he was such a rock, he was just making me
01:05:17laugh
01:05:18He said, you have seen bad things like this too, what have I seen that is worse than this, what is the tenth
01:05:23What is the report of the relief, what sin have I committed, what is Papa friend
01:05:28How did he handle me for a day and a half at that time, man, he made me feel so loved and cared and protected,
01:05:34I said Papa, I love you so much
01:05:36Let's do it, good night
01:05:41Fair, fair, father will not say I love you to his son, isn't it, it is a bit awkward with father, isn't it?
01:05:49Do you want to talk about love or not, with mom, oh my mom, oh my melting son, will you eat something, something
01:05:55Will eat, will eat something, will eat something, have you ever done this to Papa, Papa, Muh,
01:06:01It happens, it feels strange even thinking about it, it happens sometimes, boys why does it happen to you
01:06:06I know the path you are on, right now, I am a man, your father is one of this path.
01:06:15Standing at the finish line, this is the end of that road, you keep suppressing your emotions, you will grow
01:06:24up into a man who is emotionally stunted
01:06:27unable to express with his own children, with his own son, I am telling you guys, I am telling you,
01:06:33Your father loves you as much as your mother does, he just doesn't know how to express it.
01:06:40you are the educated ones, your father has worked hard for your life today, it's on you, I am telling
01:06:45You, go and break it, melt that stuff of your father's, melt it.
01:06:58It's a fucking scratch on our dad's heart, I'm telling you, go home today and call
01:07:04Tell Papa, Papa I love you, say no, say mmu, mmu, no no, do it ten times, mmu,
01:07:12Do it slowly, mom, you're so awkward
01:07:18It will take five days, do that, scratch it, the coupon code will be out brother
01:07:26I am telling you man come close to your parents not like beer biceps
01:07:38You have nothing in this world except superficial friendship and mother.
01:07:46And there is something, God's hand is on me, my mother's prayer is with me, the coat is with me
01:07:52The summons did not come
01:07:52and I came back to India on my own terms after finishing my most successful US tour ever
01:08:03We were nervous about the return flight, Balraj and I would now land in India.
01:08:06Police will arrest Afkit, we are drinking alcohol, we are drinking, the flight landed in Mumbai city.
01:08:12I came out, breathed heavily and coughed.
01:08:21Balraj goes out of his habit to get some more liquor at the duty free restaurant.
01:08:28Is there any time brother, you are out of liquor, there will be media and police, we are bringing two of them.
01:08:34Brother
01:08:39What kind of image will emerge of us, what will people think, these idiots are saying time by one.
01:08:45Gate One is underway
01:08:47What have I promised, then I will take it, one by one, stop it, take it, I took it in the back.
01:08:55Put it quietly, he went shopping, now I looked far and wide, there was no media, no police.
01:09:00No, no one
01:09:03This is a very strange thing, these media people have beaten them, biscuits were thrown at them, here the whole
01:09:09Parleji's box has arrived, how is it missing?
01:09:13So I told my lawyer, friend sir, you had said to come in a hoodie, come to mass, you are arrested here.
01:09:18We will go, there is no one here.
01:09:19Time is saying.
01:09:21You are God's favorite child.
01:09:24You used to say that if some scandal happens in the country, then
01:09:27Your scandal should be suppressed and the news should stop.
01:09:29There may be a scandal.
01:09:31As soon as you got the land, scandals started happening in the country.
01:09:34I said what happened.
01:09:35He is saying watch the news
01:09:37I opened the news
01:09:38the day we landed
01:09:41All of Mumbai
01:09:44Brother was after Kunal Kamra
01:09:53God is
01:09:55I am telling
01:09:56It is not without reason that the lost earth is God, brother.
01:09:58oh my god
01:10:00I could not believe my stars
01:10:02We have landed
01:10:04what could be the odds
01:10:05That's when Kunal Kamra realized it.
01:10:07It is in my heart that I should post this video
01:10:09He put it from Habitat
01:10:11The video he shot some four months ago
01:10:13The entire Shiv Sena has taken offense.
01:10:15They've come to Habitat Dobala
01:10:19Dobala is breaking those stomachs
01:10:21They are beating the same people whose hands were still plastered.
01:10:25They are beating after removing the plaster and Balraj has no idea.
01:10:30He's drinking there
01:10:33This is his venue
01:10:34He's making small talk with the cashier.
01:10:37Where are you from now? You are from Bhopal. You are shutting down the gas and doing all this.
01:10:48Oh My God
01:10:50That Balraj man came with a smile and brought four bottles each.
01:10:55Parmanu Ban in my hands
01:10:58Now whom should I tell this to?
01:11:00I won't drink all of this today.
01:11:05So I just handed him the phone.
01:11:08and grabbed the bottles
01:11:11ka buy one get one or
01:11:13You should have looked at his face, brother, he was so upset.
01:11:17I was the only one I saw inside what was outside the casino
01:11:20So I took advantage of the opportunity.
01:11:24I am a barach
01:11:27This Do Shel Pass
01:11:34Whatever happens, happens for good
01:11:38I enjoyed saying this, friend.
01:11:43He did not get it at all
01:11:45I slept peacefully that night
01:11:47Balraj took melatonin
01:11:51I had to go to the police station in the morning.
01:11:54Finally, my summons had arrived.
01:11:55I had the guts to give my statement.
01:11:57I went to the police station
01:11:59The media was there.
01:12:01The media saw me turn back and they gave me a very bad look.
01:12:04I went up
01:12:05When he came, the police were there all the time.
01:12:08What should I do, come inside, come inside, come inside, come quickly and sit inside.
01:12:12So I sat inside
01:12:13I had an investigation room in a small room, there was a three-star police officer there.
01:12:19he looked at me
01:12:20Kaira, I will meet you in a big way
01:12:23Has anyone raised my rating above three stars now?
01:12:26Is it going to be a five star thing with me now?
01:12:29Get ahead in GTYCT
01:12:32Now the Panzer Wanzer is coming now
01:12:49I am also watching, I am also watching a bit, what should I do, meanwhile he came, what did the people from there say
01:12:53Come and go, everyone is saying?
01:12:55Where is everything? Do I have a nupak too?
01:12:57So here he comes, very very big cop,
01:13:00the biggest, one of the biggest cops of Mumbai,
01:13:02he came inside, he said,
01:13:03Yo stay time, Ryer?
01:13:05I'm Kaye, yes, sir.
01:13:07Have a seat, have a seat.
01:13:09Close the door, man?
01:13:10So he closed the door, I got lost, I swear on my mother,
01:13:13What will I do to you friend, I have sensitive skin, there will be a stain here.
01:13:18What is happening, I don't have time for all this
01:13:23what are you my niece is a big fan of yours will you say hello
01:13:35I will become a closed man for you sir, right now I
01:13:39I'm like hello haha a crazy reji ho here aak tho ajt act yahar atrah nahi joteng
01:13:50friend you are not acting sir here what yes then here vlosh imyer to ho jaap lusigri me friend
01:14:08He was so sweet
01:14:09He said
01:14:09Now listen to me carefully
01:14:11I will ask you a question
01:14:12Answer this first
01:14:13We have to give this answer in the media.
01:14:15Are you guilty for your mistake?
01:14:17Do you apologize or not?
01:14:20I said, Sir, it was not my fault at all, friend.
01:14:23I just
01:14:24I hadn't said anything
01:14:25What he said was an old joke.
01:14:27Sir, it was not his fault either.
01:14:29I'm asking you again
01:14:49George Orwell was a great writer, he said a line,
01:14:53Every joke is a tiny revolution, and the revolution must never stop.
01:15:01But the Assam Police also told me one line,
01:15:06I'll put the band's dicks in jail,
01:15:12So I thought a little about these two lines,
01:15:16And I said, saying sorry here makes sense,
01:15:21You cannot bring revolution in your society with jokes,
01:15:25George Orwell would have been in Assam,
01:15:28So he would say, every revolution is a tiny joke,
01:15:35Is it or not, brother?
01:15:36you only fight when the fight is fair,
01:15:39when you have a chance of winning,
01:15:41you only fight when the fight is fair,
01:15:43when the fight is not fair, you fuck off from there,
01:15:46Kashmiri Pandit wisdom,
01:15:54We were 5% Pandits in Kashmir,
01:15:56If we had taken up arms then,
01:15:58My mother is mine,
01:15:59We will fight for our motherland,
01:16:01Everyone would have died,
01:16:02Today videos would have been made on our bravery,
01:16:05Then Akshay Kumar would have become a Kashmiri Pandit,
01:16:08It was the brave people of Kashmir who sacrificed their lives,
01:16:12What would happen to him, brother?
01:16:13Considered a legend in the eyes of the people,
01:16:15What would happen to him, nothing.
01:16:16Everyone would have died,
01:16:17I am so glad all Kashmiri Pandits flooded the valley overnight,
01:16:22Today we are all still alive,
01:16:23still killing it, still fucking rocking it,
01:16:25wherever we are,
01:16:29and that's what it is about sometimes,
01:16:31it's about survival,
01:16:32I said Swari twice,
01:16:34The policemen themselves cooperated,
01:16:36He said, you are a good fellow,
01:16:37Why did you call that beer boy to the Sabsco show?
01:16:41I sing that he is a poor man, Saro,
01:16:45Mumbai police helped so much.
01:16:47I have good optics,
01:16:48I sat there in peace for two months,
01:16:51Sitting quietly in his house,
01:16:52I wrote jokes,
01:16:53I thought about this,
01:16:54I grew 10 times in this controversy,
01:16:57and then I put my first tour in Europe and Australia,
01:17:00dude, I sold 300,000 tickets in the whole tour,
01:17:04300,000 tickets,
01:17:07and expensive tickets,
01:17:09you know,
01:17:13the reason I even tell you this,
01:17:15is that,
01:17:17this whole experience,
01:17:18was an insane ride in my life,
01:17:21and probably the most important one,
01:17:23I am so glad it happened,
01:17:25This has made me wiser,
01:17:27it has given me so much clarity,
01:17:28What do I want in life now?
01:17:30I've completely understood it's a game.
01:17:33This is the internet,
01:17:34This is the public perception,
01:17:35which is fame,
01:17:36it's just a fucking game,
01:17:38that makes you not be real,
01:17:40Because you chase,
01:17:41Love to the people,
01:17:42validation from people,
01:17:43So that people like you,
01:17:44You earn money,
01:17:45I have earned the money now,
01:17:48Now I have to do that,
01:17:50The one who always loved me,
01:17:52Which Vostu Be Completely Myself,
01:17:55People liked it,
01:17:57Come,
01:17:57Don't come, mother fucker,
01:18:03And the thing is,
01:18:05India Jagod Latent Ki,
01:18:10People keep asking me,
01:18:11Will this show come back?
01:18:17I,
01:18:19I thought a lot about this,
01:18:21I swear to God,
01:18:22I don't think,
01:18:23From this high point,
01:18:25My show could have ended brother.
01:18:33Let me rephrase that,
01:18:35I don't think,
01:18:36From this high point,
01:18:38My show could have had season one end, brother.
01:19:15I will bring the show brother.
01:19:22Because it was fun to do that show.
01:19:25Now I just want to have fun in this world as long as I am there, brother.
01:19:29I want to do a really wild show, see on the internet, will you put a really soft virgin cutkut.
01:19:36I wanna do a wild wild f**king show I'm gonna take away all your phones
01:19:40And in the very first question I will ask the contestant
01:19:43would you rather
01:19:44Then let my pen go
01:19:46go macho dao koi low ape hanchod
01:19:48Like brother si demath big plans bro yahapi nicho ki wakrap dun stand lo
01:19:51Thank you so much, I love you. That was my time. Thank you so much guys for coming.
01:20:13Before going, just one thing, whatever you're doing in life, this is the biggest learning I've had.
01:20:18Whatever you are doing, 9 to 5, start up, dick, whatever, don't do it with your heart, use your brain.
01:20:24Let's do it, detach and do it.
01:20:25It's, you don't, I don't understand, tell me, people chill like friends the whole day, then say
01:20:31Yes, I did not do anything protective today.
01:20:33We will make three PPTs, we will say, we will say, we will say, we will say, see the bort purtive, it is the opposite brother, bye, the day you have
01:20:41to work, you have to work for the money, that's a day wasted.
01:20:43The day you spend time with friends, family, that is the productive day, I hope you realize that, take care,
01:20:48love you, bye bye, good night, see you.
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