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Crush Alert! Love Request from My Enemy FULL EPS
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00:00:02New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:09New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:18You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:32You know who I really am. I'm Valleyqueen33.
00:00:35Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275.
00:00:39Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:43You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:47Or at least a photo.
00:00:50Maybe someday.
00:00:55Crap, I'm late.
00:00:57Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:01Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:11I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:14But on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:16I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:23Forget your training wheels.
00:01:26At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:43I have my knight's special talisman.
00:01:49I have my knight's special talisman.
00:01:49It's ruined.
00:01:56He's so hot.
00:01:57Hey! I told you to stop the car!
00:02:04Oh my gosh, it's Cole.
00:02:05He's so hot.
00:02:10Hey!
00:02:12What is wrong with you?
00:02:13Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:16Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:18What are you with me, son?
00:02:20What are you talking about?
00:02:22Why?
00:02:24I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:26No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:29You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:32Yeah, I broke a lot of hours, buttercup.
00:02:34Okay?
00:02:37You should know that.
00:02:38I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:41You were a...
00:02:45Asshole!
00:02:50Alright.
00:02:51I broke something of yours.
00:02:54Sure, but...
00:02:55Hey!
00:02:56You got my attention.
00:02:59So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:07Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:10Have a good day.
00:03:13Don't do it.
00:03:20Oh, fuck!
00:03:23Now we're even.
00:03:24My last thought better not be broken.
00:03:26I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:33You just paid the wrong enemy.
00:03:37You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:42every hallway,
00:03:44and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:48I'm gonna make your life a living hell.
00:03:51What's going on?
00:03:52Close fighting the new girl.
00:03:54Close leaving the new girl.
00:03:55Yeah, idiot.
00:03:56I can see that.
00:03:59Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:01Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:04Same.
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:07Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:11Cole, do you need help?
00:04:13I can help you.
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:18This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:21But he's not your Cole.
00:04:22Shut up, Lindsey.
00:04:24He's not yet.
00:04:26Come on.
00:04:28Hi.
00:04:29I'm Jen.
00:04:30And this is Lindsey.
00:04:32Hi.
00:04:33I'm Haley.
00:04:34So nice to meet you.
00:04:36You have first day jitters.
00:04:37It's totally understandable.
00:04:39We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:40And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:42Good.
00:04:44Okay.
00:04:44Let's go.
00:04:48There you go.
00:04:50Thanks so much.
00:05:12You're welcome, new girl.
00:05:14Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:22Guacamole wizard.
00:05:24Wow.
00:05:24What are you catfishing?
00:05:25Some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:28Give it back.
00:05:29Hold on.
00:05:32Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:36Send.
00:05:37Here.
00:05:37Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:42So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:45I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:46At least check on me.
00:05:48Oh, is it the online level?
00:05:50Chill, please.
00:05:54No way.
00:05:56What is it?
00:05:57Oh, Belle Queen goes to school.
00:06:04Please ignore that.
00:06:05Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:08Send.
00:06:12What is wrong with you?
00:06:14You messed with Cole Edmunds and you're gonna mess with me.
00:06:17Edmunds?
00:06:18What?
00:06:18You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:21Wow.
00:06:22You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:26Stop recording me!
00:06:29Jenna's a new girl.
00:06:31Wait.
00:06:32Is the new girl...
00:06:33Belle Queen?
00:06:36There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:38Could it be...
00:06:39Chen?
00:06:42Ew.
00:06:46Your enemy is our enemy Cole.
00:06:48And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:51No chance it's Chen.
00:06:52So is it...
00:06:54She does look kinda cute.
00:07:03Please ignore that.
00:07:04Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:07What was I thinking?
00:07:08Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:14Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:16Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:17Just keep walking.
00:07:19You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:22My name's Hayley.
00:07:24Well, Hayley.
00:07:25I think you, uh...
00:07:27You used to spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:31What a coincidence!
00:07:33So did you!
00:07:34Oh no!
00:07:37Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:39I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:41You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:47Whatever ends up with her, I must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:02I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:04Something happened today and...
00:08:05I lost the game, I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:08I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:11And what is this?
00:08:13What I think it is, is...
00:08:15I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:19As more than just friends.
00:08:22Oh, thank God.
00:08:23I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:25You're my soulmate.
00:08:27Like, I like you so much.
00:08:28Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:31I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:34Wait, really?
00:08:36Yeah.
00:08:37Get ready.
00:08:43Okay.
00:08:44No face.
00:08:46Just the boobs.
00:08:47Is it a bad idea?
00:08:49But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:51PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:53All the kids do this.
00:08:55You'll love it.
00:09:00This lighting hates me.
00:09:02Come on, Hayley.
00:09:03Confidence.
00:09:04You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:11Okay.
00:09:12Yeah.
00:09:13That's actually kind of...
00:09:18Oh, my God.
00:09:20Seriously?
00:09:21Hello?
00:09:22Anyone?
00:09:24Don't look at me!
00:09:28Don't look at me!
00:09:29We're trying not for volleyball, are we?
00:09:31I don't think that you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:33Get out!
00:09:34Now!
00:09:35Fine.
00:09:36Ow!
00:09:37Damn it!
00:09:42Come on.
00:09:57No, I can't let you go.
00:10:09He's a good cat.
00:10:09I can't do it.
00:10:11I can't do it.
00:10:15you're helping me i won't i didn't put on it but here we are
00:10:26excuse you these boobs are for someone else our little boyfriend do we that is shocking yeah
00:10:32actually and he'd probably kill you right now if you saw him flirting with me flirting yeah don't
00:10:36lie to yourself i've got a girlfriend too my thoughts and prayers to her funny okay well
00:10:42can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways fine by me
00:10:49oh and um well the purple bra by the way i like it in a weird way i mean i
00:10:56am my type but
00:10:57you know power theory or whatever would you just get out of here
00:11:09hopefully guacamole wizard will like it too
00:11:12jen red alert cole and the new girl are for sure flirting i think it's time to take drastic action
00:11:21don't be a coward just send it jen
00:11:27oh my god here goes nothing
00:11:38still no response don't freak out he's probably just busy
00:11:45give it back why you don't want me to see your slutty little nude
00:11:50oh this is actually a really good photo honestly it's so good that i think the whole school
00:11:54should see it did you get it lindsay
00:11:56got it what are you doing
00:12:03what are you doing
00:12:05what are you doing
00:12:25oh my god
00:12:31what's going on dude your enemy's new just got put up on the big screen
00:12:34what's yeah
00:12:49come on let's see if these goods are photoshopped
00:12:54stop delete it please delete it
00:13:07oh my brave knight i wish you were here with me right now
00:13:16oh my god oh cool your enemy's kind of hot
00:13:21since you're so into slutty photos why don't we just go ahead and go full nude
00:13:48my school enemy is my ally girlfriend
00:13:55stop it
00:13:56oh my god
00:13:58oh my god
00:13:59oh my god
00:14:00oh my god
00:14:06hey you okay
00:14:10give that to me
00:14:18now give the phone back jen
00:14:20what the hell cole i thought you'd be happy
00:14:28how does it feel being exposed to the whole school not good huh now if you don't delete
00:14:32it off your phone i'm exposed to what else is fake about you and i know it's not just your
00:14:36purse
00:14:36phone
00:14:38why are you even defending her she's the loser who has nude photos for random men
00:14:43hey he's got more personality than all of you combined and if you mess with her you mess with me
00:14:48you hear me
00:14:53hey where are you
00:14:54cole is on my side now is he doing this to play with my feelings
00:14:58i just need to be alone
00:15:00hey
00:15:00cole is a rich asshole and he said we were enemies
00:15:09but why did i get butterflies when he looked at me today
00:15:14don't stay up too late honey
00:15:16love you mom
00:15:19wait mom
00:15:24do people change
00:15:26like
00:15:28can a spoiled brat
00:15:30somehow
00:15:32become nice
00:15:36you
00:15:36you
00:15:38you
00:15:51you
00:15:51you
00:15:51you
00:15:51you
00:15:58you
00:16:05you
00:16:08you
00:16:10you
00:16:10you
00:16:10you
00:16:11and then there's this guy he has this vendetta against me but at the same time he's
00:16:15super contradictory
00:16:17it's so confusing
00:16:18sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:21sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:22no i'm not into this guy i like you only you
00:16:31i really liked your photo by the way
00:16:33you did
00:16:34are you gonna reciprocate
00:16:35i was thinking it would be better if we met in person
00:16:38that sounds amazing
00:16:39when
00:16:40where
00:16:41about after school
00:16:42at the balcony
00:16:43i'll bring followers
00:16:44deal
00:16:54i'm about to meet my boyfriend
00:17:05stop thinking about cole
00:17:15army father
00:17:16i heard about you harassing jen at school today
00:17:19defending that nobody
00:17:21hayley girl
00:17:22hey he's not a nobody dad
00:17:23are those for her
00:17:29what the fuck
00:17:32what the fuck
00:17:34i know what hayley is cole
00:17:36her mother works as a maid at my office
00:17:39that whole family is trash
00:17:41stay away from her
00:17:42and what if i say no
00:17:44stay away from hayley cole
00:17:46or i'll fire her mother
00:17:48what if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable
00:17:51i'm almost 18
00:17:53soon i'll have my inheritance
00:17:54i hate to make hayley wait but
00:17:56she can't know who i am before i make sure her family is safe
00:18:01you're sick
00:18:04it's called watching out for your future
00:18:11oh hi
00:18:12hi
00:18:13i'm hayley
00:18:14yes
00:18:15mhm
00:18:16so nice to meet you
00:18:18god
00:18:19i'd give anything just to hear her say my name
00:18:21but the moment she knows
00:18:22i lose her forever
00:18:26thank you for the flowers
00:18:28you're so nice
00:18:33guacamole wizard
00:18:35fail
00:18:39guacamole wizard
00:18:42you're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend
00:18:45pathetic
00:18:46maybe he's married
00:18:47or maybe he's fat
00:18:49and maybe he's sitting on his life video
00:18:53i don't want any more trouble
00:18:56why is guacamole wizard still not here
00:18:58oh no we're not here to give you any trouble
00:19:00we just noticed that you didn't have any lunch
00:19:02and so we thought we would bring you a sandwich
00:19:04eat it
00:19:07eat it
00:19:19call me
00:19:20yeah
00:19:20so you think that you can just humiliate me
00:19:23in front of the entire school
00:19:26you're a maid's daughter
00:19:27so you can go ahead and eat trash
00:19:30guacamole wizard where are you
00:19:32oh and by the way
00:19:33nicole's not gonna come save you
00:19:35because after all he's rich
00:19:37like me
00:19:42i'm nothing like you
00:19:47yeah i'm nothing like you
00:19:50call again
00:19:51why is he always here when i need help
00:19:54pick it up
00:19:55call we were kidding
00:19:57it's ketchup
00:19:58pick
00:19:59that bloody thing up
00:20:00i think you're gonna record this
00:20:13didn't your dad tell you not to mess with hayley anymore
00:20:15i don't think you have leverage here
00:20:17so i'll tell your mom how fucked up you are
00:20:20you're gonna hold that thing next to your face
00:20:21and do what i say
00:20:25i
00:20:26will leave hayley alone
00:20:30i will leave hayley alone
00:20:35got it?
00:20:36yeah
00:20:36let's go
00:20:38what are you looking at?
00:20:43got it?
00:20:44let's go
00:20:52uh... thank you
00:20:54wow
00:20:56never thought i'd hear you say that
00:21:00why do you keep following me around?
00:21:02i just
00:21:04i happened to see you
00:21:06were you waiting on someone?
00:21:08yeah
00:21:08my boyfriend actually
00:21:13well he
00:21:14he kinda stood me up so
00:21:16maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:20maybe you gotta do it nice today
00:21:22cole are you being nice to me?
00:21:26you thought we were enemies
00:21:28i mean i still find you incredibly annoying though
00:21:30so
00:21:31am i that annoying?
00:21:32maybe you'll like me once you realize i have layers
00:21:34are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Ednaz?
00:21:37cause it's not gonna work
00:21:38i'm like those stupid spoiled heiresses
00:21:46how'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:53he... he makes me feel safe
00:21:56you wouldn't understand that though
00:22:02i don't understand better than you think
00:22:05Cole understands me better than i think
00:22:09i don't see
00:22:11how you touch him like this
00:22:22if you keep staring i'm gonna think you like what you see
00:22:26no, my...
00:22:28my boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:33in the game
00:22:35aww, in the game, huh?
00:22:43why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:49are you that slow in the game too?
00:22:52i can see why he likes you
00:23:04i can't do this
00:23:07i love my boyfriend
00:23:08and you will never understand that
00:23:10he's smart and he's kind
00:23:12and he loves me for who i am
00:23:16that is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us
00:23:20i wish i could just tell her right now
00:23:22no
00:23:30wait, it couldn't be
00:23:34Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:39there's nothing
00:23:40Cole, who are you?
00:23:44what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:46it was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed
00:23:50champagne problems, huh?
00:23:54you live such a tough life
00:24:00what was i thinking?
00:24:01we are from two different worlds
00:24:03he just wants to play with me
00:24:05but why did i want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:12why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:14i got into a car accident
00:24:16really?
00:24:17are you okay?
00:24:18you have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:20he was right
00:24:21who?
00:24:22nobody
00:24:23which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:24i want to come visit you
00:24:25no, no, you can't
00:24:27i look miserable now
00:24:28you need to see me in style
00:24:30fine, if you say so
00:24:33so...
00:24:33are we going to prom together?
00:24:35hell yeah we are
00:24:41why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:44whoever needs a charity case
00:24:46yes
00:25:01oh, you
00:25:02oh, me
00:25:04why is she so lucky?
00:25:06Cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:09people think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:11i'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:14because you don't do any homework
00:25:21you finished it?
00:25:23it's okay
00:25:24we'll get to know each other more
00:25:25i'm not that curious about you actually
00:25:27i'm curious about you though
00:25:29like uh...
00:25:30how close were you with your mom?
00:25:33what is he trying to do?
00:25:35it's none of your business but i'm very close with my mom
00:25:38i'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:42does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:54so...
00:25:54are you going to prom?
00:25:56i don't know
00:25:58so you have a date
00:26:01or shall i say victim?
00:26:02are you jealous of me?
00:26:04me?
00:26:05jealous?
00:26:06no, why would i be jealous?
00:26:07oh, because i think you so secretly want me
00:26:10you are so full of yourself
00:26:12you can do this on your own
00:26:13yeah
00:26:16no way
00:26:18it's a self-locking door
00:26:20really?
00:26:21Miss Corma's gonna be back in an hour
00:26:22i'm sure it'll be fine
00:26:23i'm stuck here with you for a full hour
00:26:25okay, sorry not by that bad
00:26:28i think maybe we can pick up where we left off
00:26:31don't worry
00:26:31make me try something new
00:26:33we're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:35yeah
00:26:46that was my first kiss
00:26:50my first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:52it was supposed to be special at prom
00:26:54and not just bumping lips
00:27:07you're really good at this
00:27:09one day when you regret it
00:27:11you know
00:27:13we can do more if you want
00:27:28come on
00:27:28hey, i've been wanting back a lot more than you think
00:27:32so you want me?
00:27:36i think you know how much i want you
00:27:42do you want me?
00:27:45i want you
00:27:50oh shit
00:27:51oh shit
00:27:54anyone in here?
00:27:58oh my god, how long have you two been in here?
00:28:00i really need to change this lock
00:28:02are you two okay?
00:28:04oh?
00:28:05yeah, yeah, we're good
00:28:06i think so
00:28:07we're okay
00:28:15you're just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:17what didn't happen?
00:28:18hey, wait
00:28:19it's just hormones
00:28:21hey, jake
00:28:22can you still play after your accident?
00:28:25relax, i'm not dead
00:28:26wait, car accident?
00:28:28guacamole wizard?
00:28:34i gotta go
00:28:43guacamole wizard?
00:28:45huh?
00:28:47are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:49do i know you?
00:28:51why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:53is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:55or he heard something about cole?
00:28:58you're crushing your soda can
00:29:01she thinks guacamole wizard is jake myers
00:29:03he was in a real car accident
00:29:05according to you, so is guacamole wizard
00:29:08i can't do this anymore
00:29:09cole, wait
00:29:12oh shit
00:29:17what's up guys?
00:29:18um
00:29:20we were just chatting
00:29:21chatting about jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:24was there something that you wanted cole?
00:29:28hey
00:29:28i just figured i'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:31they're your favorite
00:29:32right?
00:29:35how did you know that?
00:29:37tough day huh?
00:29:38there's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:40they're my favorite
00:29:42he couldn't be cole
00:29:44could he?
00:29:50the truth is um
00:29:51a dickhead?
00:29:54you honestly get out of here bro
00:29:55you came to my table bro
00:29:56and knocked my ball away
00:30:05there it goes again
00:30:06cole is jealous
00:30:07we got a problem here cole?
00:30:09we don't have a problem
00:30:11we don't have a problem
00:30:13we don't have a problem
00:30:14tell cole to get my ball
00:30:15and we don't have a problem
00:30:17jake it would take me forever to find one of your balls
00:30:22i have the ball now
00:30:23can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:27cole and jake are fighting over hayley?
00:30:30maybe i can use that
00:30:34jake
00:30:34jake
00:30:35hey
00:30:36what if i told you that i have an internship opportunity for you with my dad
00:30:40wait seriously?
00:30:41yeah
00:30:41just one little catch
00:30:42you have to pretend to like hallie roth
00:30:47all right
00:30:48all right you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports
00:30:50if you have any questions i'll be at my desk
00:30:54i thought guacamole wizard would feel more like cole
00:30:58but if he's really jake then maybe this was always going to end
00:31:02you've literally been sorry for five minutes
00:31:03i'm thinking
00:31:04about the report or about him?
00:31:06why are you making it so weird about jake?
00:31:08we literally made out of a sore dream
00:31:11maybe i've known jake longer
00:31:13no you don't
00:31:14how do you know that?
00:31:15you're going to prom with someone else
00:31:16stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:18you have no idea
00:31:24oh my god is jake asking me to prom?
00:31:41hayley someone's here to see you
00:31:54are you asking me to prom?
00:31:57too cheesy?
00:31:58no it's cute
00:32:01the accident?
00:32:02the mozzarella sticks?
00:32:03he is guacamole wizard
00:32:05so um
00:32:06what do you think?
00:32:08you want to go to prom with me?
00:32:10i
00:32:10i should feel happy
00:32:13but why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:16hey can we not?
00:32:23dude seriously what is your problem?
00:32:25my problem here dude
00:32:26is that me and my lab partner have work to do
00:32:28and you're out here to strike me with bad puns
00:32:30wow
00:32:32that is some weak shit man
00:32:34oh
00:32:35that's weak shit?
00:32:36is this weak shit?
00:32:39oh my god
00:32:47wow
00:32:49he's got real problems
00:32:49Really pretty eyes.
00:32:55Wait, I can't!
00:32:57Colt, put me down!
00:33:01Don't do that again.
00:33:15New couple alert?
00:33:17Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:19Why do you hate me so much, Colt?
00:33:21You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:22And if you'd realize and give me a chance,
00:33:25I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:27Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:30I might say yes.
00:33:33Jen, you wanna go to prom with me?
00:33:37Jen, you wanna go to prom with me?
00:33:40We're both hot, and we're both rich,
00:33:43and our dads have been in business, like, forever, so...
00:33:46Power Manic.
00:33:47I think I'll pass.
00:33:50You're gonna regret this, Cole Edmonds.
00:33:55Oh, here they come.
00:33:55I'm gonna go to prom.
00:33:57If I message Corcamole Wizard,
00:33:59I wonder if Jake's phone will ding.
00:34:03What should we wear to prom?
00:34:05And the Dean's List.
00:34:15Um, I'll talk to you later.
00:34:16I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:18Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:19Bye.
00:34:20He's so different.
00:34:22Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:24I'm gonna say we're...
00:34:26Haley?
00:34:34Haley?
00:34:36Geez.
00:34:37God.
00:34:43Here, I'll get it.
00:34:44Yeah, I know.
00:34:48Oh.
00:34:50You're scared of me seeing all the girls on your phone?
00:34:52I don't...
00:34:52I don't care.
00:34:53I do care.
00:34:59Haley, I...
00:35:13I don't go to prom with Jake.
00:35:15I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:17He doesn't even know you.
00:35:19And you do?
00:35:20How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:22That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:24Because...
00:35:25I...
00:35:26Pay attention to what you like.
00:35:28I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:30The first day.
00:35:32You were watching me?
00:35:34Just...
00:35:35Just don't go to prom with Jake.
00:35:50Move!
00:35:52Cole is talking to Haley.
00:35:54Again.
00:35:55Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:35:58Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:00Obviously I do.
00:36:01Okay.
00:36:02Then break them up, idiot.
00:36:05What do I do?
00:36:07I've got a few ideas.
00:36:13Hey, look.
00:36:16Someone will take you to prom.
00:36:17I promise.
00:36:18Yeah?
00:36:19Really?
00:36:19Like who?
00:36:20I mean, the whole school hates me.
00:36:21Except for Jake.
00:36:24And you.
00:36:25But you're not asking me.
00:36:28Hey.
00:36:29Oh, hey Jake.
00:36:31Hey Hal.
00:36:32Um...
00:36:33I just wanted to thank you again for...
00:36:34The other night.
00:36:37The other night?
00:36:38Yeah, it was...
00:36:40So...
00:36:41Sexy.
00:36:43You're so sexy.
00:36:45Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:48I hate to break it to you asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:36:57And she's a real tiger in the pep room.
00:37:00Oh!
00:37:01Oh shit!
00:37:02Oh shit!
00:37:04Come on!
00:37:06Oh!
00:37:07Oh!
00:37:11Oh!
00:37:12Oh!
00:37:14Oh!
00:37:15Oh!
00:37:15Oh!
00:37:16Oh!
00:37:16Oh my god!
00:37:17Oh!
00:37:17Oh!
00:37:18Oh!
00:37:19Oh!
00:37:20Oh!
00:37:21Oh!
00:37:21Oh!
00:37:22Oh no!
00:37:22God!
00:37:23Oh no!
00:37:23Uh oh!
00:37:24What the hell is going on over there?!
00:37:27Shit.
00:37:28It's Principal Stephens.
00:37:29I've got to save Cole...
00:37:30I mean, Jake.
00:37:31I've got to save Jake.
00:37:37Ohhhh!
00:37:38Oh my god!
00:37:39Principal Stephens, I'm sooo sorry!
00:37:42They leave wrong!
00:37:44That's detention.
00:37:45After School.
00:37:46Don't be late.
00:38:03What are you doing here?
00:38:05Can we keep you company?
00:38:07It's the least I could do after you saved my house today.
00:38:11The locker thing?
00:38:13That was an accident.
00:38:14Oh, sure.
00:38:16Oh.
00:38:16Oh.
00:38:17Oh.
00:38:17Oh.
00:38:17Oh.
00:38:17So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:21No.
00:38:23He lied about that.
00:38:24I don't know why, though.
00:38:26Good.
00:38:29Father that asshole, every time he looks at you makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:33Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:36I could kill him.
00:38:40Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:38:45Okay, fine.
00:38:46I won't.
00:38:49Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:54Okay, everyone.
00:38:55Let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:04Oh, my God.
00:39:05I am so fed up with this.
00:39:18Oh, my God.
00:39:25I'm sorry.
00:39:26I tripped.
00:39:28No.
00:39:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:29Jen.
00:39:30What?
00:39:30It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:36They're dead.
00:39:37They're both dead.
00:39:39Oh.
00:39:40How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:39:45Oh.
00:39:46What are you...
00:39:47Are you almost crying?
00:39:49It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:53Jen!
00:39:54What's going on over there?
00:40:06What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:09Mrs. Gorman, it's burning!
00:40:10Mr. Edmonds!
00:40:11Oh, please.
00:40:12It's baking soda and water.
00:40:13You're fine.
00:40:14Detention.
00:40:15Today after school.
00:40:16Oh, shit.
00:40:29Jake, hey.
00:40:31Oh, uh, sorry.
00:40:32Gotta get to student council.
00:40:36Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:39The rice trick?
00:40:42Yeah.
00:40:44You don't know about the...
00:40:47Come on.
00:41:00Hey!
00:41:01Um, Ella.
00:41:03It's Emma.
00:41:05Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:06Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:16Hey, it's gonna be okay.
00:41:19We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:23No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:25It means...
00:41:26It means I can't...
00:41:28Can't what?
00:41:31I talked to a friend online.
00:41:34He's really important to me.
00:41:39And...
00:41:39I'm sure...
00:41:41You're really important to him.
00:41:51You know, Cole...
00:41:53If you look past...
00:41:54All that hair gel and...
00:41:56Big ol' ego and...
00:41:58Rich kid for bravo.
00:41:59Okay, okay.
00:42:00I-I get it.
00:42:04You're kind of sweet.
00:42:09Hey, look at that.
00:42:12Oh my god!
00:42:13Thank you!
00:42:15Oh my god!
00:42:17You're a miracle worker.
00:42:24Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:25You're doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:28Shut up, Bella.
00:42:30It's Emma.
00:42:31Whatever.
00:42:37Oh my god.
00:42:41Oh!
00:42:46Morning, Valley Whore!
00:42:48How are things in the castle?
00:42:50Oh my god!
00:42:55Valley Whore?
00:42:56What are they talking about?
00:43:12Guacamole Wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:16Guacamole Wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:19Oh my god!
00:43:21Someone hacked my castle claimers messages!
00:43:23Touch me, Guacamole Wizard!
00:43:26Yeah!
00:43:27Hey, Valley Whore!
00:43:28Show him what you really like!
00:43:29Oh my god!
00:43:47Here you go.
00:43:49Here, this is for you.
00:43:54Oh!
00:43:55Do you like what I've done with the place?
00:43:56You hacked my laptop?
00:43:59Oh no, it wasn't me.
00:44:00It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:02But I definitely gotta reap the benefits.
00:44:04What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:07What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:09No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:11Hey everyone!
00:44:12I think Valley Whore's a catfish!
00:44:15Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:44Stop it! Stop!
00:44:45Stop!
00:44:48I thought I said the janitor's in time.
00:44:53Jake, hey, now's the time, tell them, tell them what, that you're guacamole wizard, who's guacamole wizard, here you go,
00:45:08oh my god, did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend, oh sweetie, I've been bribing him
00:45:16this whole time to pretend to like you, what, why would you do this,
00:45:20oh, I don't know, Cole, why do you think I would do that, Jake, is this true, have you been
00:45:27pretending to like me this whole time, sorry, it was nothing personal, yeah, nothing personal, oh, all right, all right,
00:45:47all right, enough, what in the world is this,
00:45:50what is going on here, is that a leaf blower, that's all him, okay, well, you both have detention, so,
00:46:01let me get this straight, you stole a leaf blower, and defaced school property, it wasn't school property, dad, it
00:46:08was Jen's cyber boy spreadsheet, Jesus Christ, how does she always get away with this shit,
00:46:13could it be because her father's running for senate, Cole, you think that's what it could be, who cares, I
00:46:19care, and, I hear she's got an eye for you, so, you're taking her to prom,
00:46:24what, oh, over my dead body, oh, because you're like that Haley girl, I'm firing her mother, right now, no,
00:46:32no, please don't, please,
00:46:33please, then you're taking Jen to prom, Max's dad called, he said he's having a party tomorrow,
00:46:39you're gonna go, and you're gonna ask Jen to prom, end of discussion,
00:46:49come on, you big coward, message him, just do it, just do it,
00:46:56you must think I'm the biggest idiot,
00:47:05I could never think that,
00:47:12but I thought you were Jake, please, can't you just tell me now, I think I've had enough public humiliation
00:47:17for one lifetime,
00:47:22I heard that guy, Max, is throwing a party tomorrow, if you want, I'll meet you there,
00:47:38okay, you got this, Haley, just take a deep breath, you got this, you got this,
00:47:47you look beautiful, thank you, mom,
00:48:10hey, Haley, I'm glad you came, you look so pretty,
00:48:14hi, hey, Max, your house is gorgeous, I mean,
00:48:18no, it's just my parents' blood money, you know, they're upstairs watching the last of us right now,
00:48:22they don't care about shit, get drunk, girl, whoo,
00:48:28yeah,
00:48:38what are you doing here, valley whore,
00:48:43looks like the catfish came out of the pond,
00:48:45hey, everyone, let's give it up for valley whore,
00:48:48valley whore,
00:48:53Jen, why are you doing this, what have I even done to you,
00:48:55to me, oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community,
00:48:59because those little cringy messages on your castle game,
00:49:02those are concerning, actually, kind of a bit of a perv,
00:49:06did you know that, Haley, she's a little pervy princess,
00:49:10pervy princess,
00:49:13pervy princess, pervy princess, pervy princess,
00:49:18hey, let's get pervy tonight, leave me alone,
00:49:23what, is there a fire, okay, we set off the alarm,
00:49:39oh,
00:49:40pool?
00:49:43parvy princess,
00:49:44oh,
00:49:44oh,
00:49:44oh,
00:49:46oh,
00:49:56oh,
00:49:58oh,
00:49:58oh,
00:49:59oh,
00:50:04oh,
00:50:17Are you... him?
00:50:20Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend?
00:50:23Okay, Cole is not him.
00:50:25Anyways, we are going to the prom together.
00:50:28No, I'm not.
00:50:29Yes, you are.
00:50:30It's okay.
00:50:31You can be honest about your feelings.
00:50:34So you too.
00:50:35This whole time.
00:50:39Oh my God, I am such an idiot.
00:50:42Hey, wait.
00:50:47Hey, wait.
00:50:49Please, at least take my jacket.
00:50:50You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me, you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:50:54Jen was doing just fine.
00:50:55I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:50:57Then what were you trying to do?
00:50:58I guess you.
00:51:00Obviously, the white clothes were just an added bonus.
00:51:03I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:06What about guacamole, was it?
00:51:09What are you...
00:51:18Who is that?
00:51:18No, just the devil.
00:51:23Get in the car.
00:51:26I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:28Get in the car!
00:51:29Dad, can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to...
00:51:32Haley!
00:51:33I already assumed that's who this was.
00:51:36I'm a servant.
00:51:37So, you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:51:43Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:51:45My son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family.
00:51:50And that's not you.
00:51:51You will be forgotten.
00:51:53You're a maid's daughter.
00:51:55And your mom works for me.
00:51:57Stay away from him.
00:51:59Or I swear to God, your mother is fired.
00:52:03Dad, stop!
00:52:04Don't you touch my family.
00:52:07I'll stay away.
00:52:08Haley, come on.
00:52:09You don't mean that.
00:52:12I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:15I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like.
00:52:21I hate everything about you.
00:52:23I hate all of it.
00:52:25I don't want any part of it.
00:52:27So Cole, go with your dad.
00:52:31Haley!
00:52:36Fuck this.
00:52:37That's me.
00:52:40No laptop and no phone for a week.
00:52:43Ever since mom died, you've turned into this Cole patriarch.
00:52:46Haley, not dad's real love.
00:52:47Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:52:49I promised your mother I would make you a success, son.
00:52:52Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:03Hi, Haley.
00:53:04I'm Emma.
00:53:05I know who you are.
00:53:06Right.
00:53:07I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped Jen ruin your life.
00:53:12So I wanted to return your laptop to you.
00:53:15Goodness knew.
00:53:20Oh, wow.
00:53:22Thanks, Emma.
00:53:23Okay, bye.
00:53:29One down, one to go.
00:53:31You're so cool.
00:53:33I know, Emma.
00:53:34Want to go to prom?
00:53:35Why not?
00:53:38Let's get these lovers together.
00:53:44Hi, Mr. Edmund.
00:53:46Hi, Max.
00:53:47And Max's friend.
00:53:48Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:53:50Cole's grounded.
00:53:51Oh, he is?
00:53:53But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:53:56What can I say, Max?
00:53:58Actions have consequences.
00:54:00Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:02Well, that really sucks because he's also the president of the prom committee.
00:54:08We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:11Cole?
00:54:12My son, Cole?
00:54:14Reviewing budgets.
00:54:15He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:54:18Well, Mr. Edmunds, today could be that day.
00:54:19Hey, we just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very
00:54:23important and very respectable budgetary work.
00:54:35Go away!
00:54:39Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:54:42Happy birthday, man.
00:54:44I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:54:47Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:54:49What?
00:54:49What's going on?
00:54:51Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:54:53You can tell Hayley who you are now.
00:54:54You can be together.
00:54:55Just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are.
00:55:00No.
00:55:01I'll tell her myself.
00:55:03Stick me in your car.
00:55:10Welcome to the wizard.
00:55:14Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:16I just need some time alone.
00:55:25Open the door.
00:55:27Wait, what?
00:55:28What?
00:55:29He's here?
00:55:37It's you.
00:55:39I should have given you this to a long time ago.
00:55:43Hayley, I wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning.
00:55:46My dad threatened to fire your mom and I had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:51I was.
00:55:51I got my inheritance and I can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose.
00:56:08Hayley, I understand that this changes things.
00:56:13If you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard, but I need you to know I love you.
00:56:32Nicole, I love you.
00:56:34You do?
00:56:36Yes, you idiot.
00:56:38I've loved you for months.
00:56:40I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though because I had to be loyal
00:56:44to him and... but you're him.
00:56:48You didn't expect her.
00:56:50I mean, I always hoped it was you.
00:56:58You were always there for me.
00:57:03You're hurting me.
00:57:06You're really fucking hurt.
00:57:12Hey, uh…
00:57:13There are those things I said we could do.
00:57:16Yeah, I don't.
00:57:17Yeah.
00:57:20Take my clothes off.
00:57:22You getting there, don't worry.
00:57:45Okay, so what do you think?
00:57:4810 out of 10.
00:57:49Yeah.
00:57:51We'll do it again.
00:57:52I'll get sex with sex with me specifically.
00:57:54I've only ever had sex with you specifically.
00:57:58All right.
00:57:58All right, that's fair.
00:58:00I'll take that as a warning.
00:58:07What is my life now?
00:58:08Am I being nice to Cole Edmonds?
00:58:11No, God, no.
00:58:12I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly.
00:58:17No, I'm just lost behind it.
00:58:20There's always been lost behind it.
00:58:21I'll see you in a minute.
00:58:22No more.
00:58:23Stop it.
00:58:26Um, same.
00:58:29Is it promenade?
00:58:31I think you know if it's promenade.
00:58:34Yeah.
00:58:34I don't know.
00:58:36But the real question is, do you got a date?
00:58:40Cole, are you asking me to prom?
00:58:42Oh, I would have asked you earlier, but Jay kind of gave me to the gym.
00:58:46Oh, God, please don't mention his name again.
00:58:48I don't want to hear it.
00:58:49Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice.
00:58:51But I don't even have a dress.
00:58:54Wait here.
00:58:59I just slept with Cole Edmonds, and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds.
00:59:03Who would have guessed?
00:59:07I thought only the best for my princess.
00:59:11Where did you get that?
00:59:14I might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you might have wanted to go to prom
00:59:20with me and maybe had nothing to wear.
00:59:24Of course they'll go to prom with you.
00:59:31Mr. Edmonds, I didn't expect you to be here.
00:59:34Cole, are you here?
00:59:36Cole, are you here?
00:59:39Mr. Edmonds, you can't just park into my house like this.
00:59:43I see you, Cole. You are a big pro.
01:00:01Hey, uh, you almost done in there?
01:00:04You try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes.
01:00:10Okay, I'm ready.
01:00:22What do you think?
01:00:26My God, Haley, you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
01:00:32Uh-uh-uh.
01:00:34I just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick.
01:00:36You're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes.
01:00:3920 more minutes.
01:00:40I want 10.
01:00:42I do.
01:00:45Thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes.
01:00:50I hear we have a winner.
01:00:53And your 2026 prom queen is...
01:00:58Jen Longfellow.
01:01:02Oh, my God.
01:01:04Thank you guys so much.
01:01:07Seriously, this makes the world to me.
01:01:08I mean, like, who else would win, right?
01:01:11Oh, this is just the perfect moment.
01:01:18Oh, my God, that's Haley and Cole.
01:01:22It was fine.
01:01:23Since where did you get it?
01:01:28Hey, our, uh...
01:01:30Most time that's up.
01:01:31No.
01:01:32But, who cares?
01:01:35Hell yeah.
01:01:36Woo!
01:01:39Ew, literally, what the fuck?
01:01:41Hell yeah.
01:01:42Language.
01:01:43I am the queen, okay?
01:01:44She's just a little pervy princess.
01:01:46Come on.
01:01:47Everyone say it with me.
01:01:49Purvy princess.
01:01:50Purvy princess.
01:01:51Purvy princess.
01:01:55Purvy princess.
01:01:56Wait.
01:01:58Wait, wait, wait.
01:01:59What are those?
01:02:00Those are texts between me and my dad.
01:02:01Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you.
01:02:05His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign.
01:02:09Don't worry, daddy.
01:02:10If I can't have him, no one can.
01:02:14I'm gonna destroy Haley Roth's life.
01:02:16Is this real?
01:02:18Jen's crazy.
01:02:20Who did this?
01:02:22Who did this?
01:02:25What?
01:02:26You exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think I was gonna hack your phone?
01:02:30You little skit!
01:02:32You know, Jen, as the principal, I'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama.
01:02:41But, quite frankly, you are the worst.
01:02:45And I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy.
01:02:49You can't do that!
01:02:50I'm the principal, so, uh, yes, I can.
01:03:02There was no internship!
01:03:04You lied to me!
01:03:12Haley, catch.
01:03:18Oh, my princess finally has her crown.
01:03:22Now all I need is my handsome prince.
01:03:24Oh.
01:03:25Yeah, no can do.
01:03:27All I have to offer is a Bowie Knight with a chip on his shoulder and an awesome sense of
01:03:33humor.
01:03:33Oof.
01:03:34How can I refuse?
01:03:41Oh, no, that's my dad.
01:03:45We are going home right now.
01:03:48You've disobeyed me for the last time, boy.
01:03:50Yeah, I'm not a boy, Dad.
01:03:53You talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name.
01:03:57Yet, you can't see I've already become that man.
01:04:01And it's because of Haley.
01:04:02And you can accept that, or I'll make my own path.
01:04:05And best believe me, I can.
01:04:08I'll say this.
01:04:10It's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole.
01:04:15Joy prime.
01:04:23I am so proud of you.
01:04:26I kind of done with all you being by my side.
01:04:29That was terrifying.
01:04:31It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, well, so...
01:04:35I love you, Bella Quinn.
01:04:37I love you, guacamole wizard.
01:04:39Oh, my God, I gotta change that username.
01:04:41Yeah, you do.
01:04:46Woo!
01:04:47Woo!
01:04:48Woo!
01:04:50Woo!
01:04:52Woo!
01:04:52Woo!
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