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00:00Tonight on A Hard Quiz, Ryan, teacher, expert subject, Fleetwood Mac, Matt, research fellow,
00:15expert subject, Mammoth, Kismet, teacher, expert subject, Aladdin, Meriden, tarot reader,
00:25expert subject, Grace and Frankie. Here's your host, Tom Gleeson.
00:31Yes! Hello! I'm Kim Williams. Welcome to A Hard Quiz. These contestants are Elvis impersonators.
00:41Last one to leave the building will be tonight's Hard Quiz champion.
00:46To be part of the show at home, go to the ABC ivy socials. Let's say hello. G'day, Meredith.
00:51G'day, Tom.
00:51Can you explain Grace and Frankie to the dozen or so under-60s watching this show?
00:58Grace and Frankie is basically about two older women in their 70s coming to their 80s.
01:04And the great thing about the show is that, first of all, we don't really talk about 70,
01:1080-year-old couples much. And it's quite risque. And it's all about what happens when your whole
01:15world falls apart and you start again.
01:18It's very well known for its depiction of ageing. Is that what drew you in?
01:22Yes. Definitely, I could relate.
01:26Okay. Now, you used to work for law enforcement.
01:30I really, yeah. You've got medals and everything. What have you got there?
01:33I tried to be a prosecutor and a couple of months at Ipswich Magistrates Court gave my badge back,
01:39like Dirty Harry said. Oh, I can't say it.
01:41Okay.
01:42That seven-point suppository.
01:43Did I watch Dirty Harry?
01:46Yeah, I've watched Dirty Harry. I just don't quite follow the way your brain moves around.
01:50Well, he told them where they could put it.
01:52Oh, okay.
01:52And that's where I told them they could put it.
01:54Oh, what did you say? Shove it up your arse?
01:55Pretty much.
01:56Okay.
01:57You could have just said that.
01:59Oh, can I say that?
02:00What?
02:00What do you do now?
02:04Well, I'm a disruptor, really.
02:08I'm an unsupervised teenager. I'm in my 60s. I don't have anyone who cares what I do. I'm single. Work very hard for that.
02:15Yeah.
02:16And I can't give all of this to one man, so I'm a disruptor. And ask me how I do it.
02:22Well, I heard you were a tarot card reader.
02:25Well, I would really love to throw a spread for you, Tom.
02:28Okay.
02:35Kismet.
02:36Hello.
02:37What started your love for Aladdin?
02:38Well, I was watching it when my sister was watching it. She was my older sister. She watched it. Of course, I was five.
02:45I want to do whatever she does. And, you know, I just loved it from the first time I saw it.
02:50Now, there are three animated Aladdin movies and a live-action reboot. Are they all good?
02:55Um, honestly, I reckon the first one is the best one. The second, third and remake is okay.
03:01Diminishing returns.
03:03Yeah, you could say that, yeah.
03:04Yeah, kind of like with my chat with Meredith.
03:10Okay.
03:11Now, you're an art teacher.
03:12Yes, I am an art teacher.
03:15Here's some of your drawings.
03:17Yes.
03:17Oh, wow.
03:18There's a lot of, I feel like there's a lot of intellectual property theft there.
03:23Yeah, there is.
03:23If one of your students handed that in, what mark would you give them?
03:26I'd give that an A+.
03:28Matt.
03:34Hi.
03:34Now, you're into mammoths.
03:35Are elephants not good enough for you?
03:38No, certainly not.
03:39Why do you like mammoths?
03:40They're the biggest and the best, Tom.
03:42Yeah.
03:42Like you in the media ecosystem.
03:44Okay.
03:45Aw.
03:46Yeah.
03:47They're a charismatic species.
03:49Yeah.
03:49They have these big, hard tusks for skewering their enemies, and they're covered in this
03:54woolly red fur.
03:56And they barely survived in a dying environment, which is what I'm doing.
03:59Welcome to Network TV, everyone.
04:04Now, here's the stuff of nightmares.
04:08What's that?
04:09That's a loooba, a carcass that was found recently and has been on display around the world, including
04:15in Sydney.
04:16So that's like, that's the best preserved sample of a mammoth?
04:19It's a mummified mammoth.
04:20And it's got no fur on it.
04:22Were you annoyed because it just looked like a shit elephant?
04:26Ryan, what's your favourite part about Fleetwood Mac's history?
04:29The arguments, the drugs, the arguments about drugs, the drugs that caused arguments, the
04:34rooting each other's wives?
04:35What's your favourite bit?
04:35You've hit all the top marks.
04:38It's got to be the sex and the drugs.
04:39Okay.
04:40But why do you like their music so much?
04:42Oh, come on.
04:43It's a soap opera.
04:45It's a story that's gone for decades.
04:48It's pretty amazing.
04:49Now, Christine McVie said that cocaine and champagne helped her perform better.
04:53Have you had any enhancements for tonight?
04:56You know, like Meredith clearly has.
05:00Meredith was sharing them around backstage.
05:05Good to know.
05:07Generous.
05:08So you're all over the Fleetwood Mac online forums as well?
05:12Yes.
05:13What are you...
05:14You're on the online forums?
05:16No, hang on.
05:17Is there a bit argy-bargy there?
05:18This is the bullshit bit.
05:20My partner signed me up for this.
05:22He filled out that form.
05:25So you're all over the online forums?
05:27Yeah, he was following me along going, what are you doing here?
05:29As he could fill out the form while I was doing it.
05:31I don't approve of this at all.
05:32Alright, okay.
05:34Now, you met Lindsay in 2006.
05:37Yeah.
05:38Look at me.
05:39Yeah.
05:39What a baby.
05:40Where was that?
05:41That was in Vegas.
05:42You don't look very excited, either of you.
05:43I was shitting myself.
05:45Look at that face.
05:46That's pure terror.
05:46You're just like, you're vibrating on...
05:47That's pure terror.
05:48And then 20 years later, you ran into him in Paris.
05:51Yeah.
05:52Ah, there you go.
05:52You both were excited.
05:53There we go.
05:55It's like you lost your hair and he grew it.
05:57All right, let's play.
06:00Hard.
06:01Expert round.
06:03Expert subjects.
06:04Win or lose five points.
06:06Steal and answer double points.
06:08I'll ask each of you five questions on your expert subject.
06:11Right, you get five points.
06:12Wrong.
06:12I'll take five points from you.
06:13The rest of you can steal at any time to get double points.
06:16Let's start with Ryan and his expert subject, Fleetwood Mac.
06:21Fleetwood Mac formed in 1967 when guitarist Peter Green assembled a line-up of musicians
06:26to play music in what genre?
06:28Ryan.
06:29The Blues.
06:30Correct.
06:34Have a listen to this.
06:38Written by Lindsay Buckingham about his break-up with Stevie Nicks in Go Your Own Way, he sings
06:43Packing up, shacking up is all you what?
06:45What?
06:46Ryan.
06:47Want to do.
06:48Correct.
06:53Yeah, Stevie said she resented Lindsay for writing lyrics that imply she cheated on him
06:57and every time she heard them, she wanted to kill him.
07:01The band released a self-titled album in 1975 which also gets called what monochromatic name?
07:07Ryan.
07:07The White Album.
07:09Correct.
07:12Do people call it The White Album because they'd prefer to listen to The Beatles?
07:16That hurt.
07:17Well, it's The White Album that came way before their White Album.
07:20It's true.
07:21It's true.
07:21Fleetwood Mac fired Lindsay Buckingham in 2018, replacing him with which crowded house member?
07:27Ryan.
07:27Neil Finn.
07:29Correct.
07:34Last question in your set, Ryan.
07:36What is the only song on the Rumours album written by all five members of the...
07:39Ryan.
07:40The Chain.
07:41Correct.
07:42Of the band at that time, The Chain is correct.
07:45Five from five!
07:50Next set of questions is for Mad on Namath.
07:52You look a little like a mammoth, Matt.
07:59Do you feel like if you shaved your beard off, you'd be sort of like moving a bit in the elephant
08:04direction?
08:05Exactly.
08:05Warmer climate.
08:08Because that's all like a mammoth is essentially, an elephant that's got a full waxing.
08:11Hairy elephant.
08:12Oh.
08:14Wouldn't that be interesting, hearing a mammoth walk into a waxing parlour saying,
08:17Crack back and sack, please.
08:21In a recent study of a specimen called Elmer, scientists could identify geographic movements
08:27in a woolly mammoth's life by examining growth layers of which body part?
08:31Matt.
08:32The Tusks.
08:33Correct.
08:36The research determined that the mammoth covered enough distance to go around the world twice.
08:41Mammoths coexisted with prehistoric humans and are frequently shown being used as household
08:45appliances on which animated TV sitcom?
08:49Ryan for the Steel.
08:50The Flintstones.
08:52Correct.
08:52Double points to you.
08:56Yeah, mammoths are super useful.
08:58They can be kitchen taps, showers, vacuum cleaners, garden hoses, you name it.
09:02Nicknamed Luba, one of the best preserved mammoth specimens was found in the northwest of
09:07which vast Russian region?
09:09Matt.
09:09Siberia.
09:11Correct.
09:13Yeah, we saw Luba earlier, didn't we?
09:15That was the freaky looking specimen from earlier.
09:19She died over 42,000 years ago and she was preserved in the permafrost, which is ground that's
09:24been frozen for at least two years.
09:26Like my heart.
09:28F**k off.
09:34In a 2010 report, an international research team outlined how they used ancient DNA to
09:40recreate what specific protein from mammoths?
09:43Matt.
09:45The DNA.
09:46Incorrect.
09:47It's wide open.
09:48It's wide open.
09:51It's more wide open than a mammoth's ass.
09:55Time's up.
09:56Haemoglobin.
09:56Yeah, haemoglobin.
09:59Last question in your set, Matt.
10:01Columbian mammoth remains were found preserved at a Los Angeles fossil site called La Brea,
10:06which is Spanish for what thick substance?
10:09Matt.
10:10Tar.
10:11Correct.
10:11Yeah, the site's called the La Brea Tar Pits, but lots of different fossils were trapped
10:20in naturally occurring asphalt there.
10:22Okay, time now for Kismet and Aladdin.
10:25Aladdin.
10:26Aladdin, the street urchin, gets three wishes after finding a magic lamp in a cave only accessible
10:34by a so-called diamond in the what?
10:37Kismet.
10:38Rough.
10:39Correct.
10:39I think his first wish should have been for nipples.
10:51What's that about?
10:52I honestly never noticed that until now.
10:54Is there some kind of tweaking incident that went foul?
11:02I don't know.
11:03Listen to this.
11:08Serenading Princess Jasmine, Aladdin sings,
11:10I can open your eyes, take you wonder by wonder, over, sideways and under, on a what?
11:17Kismet.
11:17Magic Carpet Ride.
11:19Correct.
11:24Yeah, the song is A Whole New World, which was the first song from an animated Disney film
11:29to be number one on the Billboard charts.
11:32Following a dispute with Disney, Robin Williams did not do the second film after starring in
11:37Aladdin as which main character?
11:39Aladdin.
11:40Kismet.
11:41The Genie.
11:42Correct.
11:46The third film, Aladdin and the King of Thieves, was inspired by the Arabian night story,
11:51Ali Baba, and how many thieves?
11:5440.
11:55Oh, sorry, 40.
11:56Correct.
12:00Aladdin takes the Ali Baba role and the leader of the 40 thieves is Aladdin's hot dad.
12:05He'd have nipples, I reckon.
12:18Last question in your set, Kismet.
12:20Last question in your set, Kismet.
12:25In the live-action Aladdin remake, after villain Jafar is defeated, Princess Jasmine
12:30is declared her father's successor as what head of state?
12:34Kismet.
12:35Sultan.
12:36Correct!
12:37Five from five.
12:38Five from five!
12:39Okay, last set in the expert round is Meredith and Grace and Frankie.
12:49Slow.
12:50Keep it slow.
12:51Slow.
12:52So you want me to stop?
12:53Slow.
12:54Older, slow.
12:55Grace and Frankie, slow.
12:56Slow down.
12:57Slow down.
12:58Have I been a bit too exciting?
12:59Very.
13:00Well, I've been trying to, you know, entertain Australia.
13:02So I'm trying to be a bit more up.
13:04I'm not like some show aimed at old people like Grace and Frankie.
13:07More goes on than Grace and Frankie than you realise, Tom.
13:11Okay.
13:12You're about to find out.
13:14Okay.
13:15Retired business mogul Grace and artist Frankie form an unlikely friendship in their 70s
13:21when their husbands leave them for who?
13:23To the Steelers, Ryan.
13:24Each other.
13:25Correct!
13:26Couple points to you.
13:28Sorry.
13:29Was the relationships breaking up and it appealed to you?
13:37Build a game, man.
13:38Come on.
13:39It's a beautiful show.
13:40Oh.
13:41It is a good show.
13:42I'll give you that.
13:43Have you watched all of it?
13:44No.
13:45Come on.
13:46Calm down.
13:47I listened to Fleetwood Mac before you were born.
13:51The show was co-created by Marta Kaufman who also co-created which 90s TV?
14:00Meredith.
14:01Friends.
14:02Correct.
14:03Which 90s TV phenomenon on NBC?
14:06Friends is correct.
14:07Did you watch Friends or were you only interested in this show?
14:09I had too many kids when Friends was on.
14:11I missed Friends and Seinfeld because I had all these creatures in my house.
14:15Lots of them.
14:16In fact, one of them said to me recently, do you think you had too many kids?
14:20Oh.
14:21It would have been one of the older ones.
14:23They're all old now.
14:24It would be weird if the youngest said it.
14:26Yeah.
14:27The youngest is a boy.
14:28He doesn't say anything.
14:29Oh.
14:30They're all girls.
14:31Oh.
14:32Oh.
14:33How many children do you have?
14:34Last count.
14:35Four.
14:36Okay.
14:37But it's only been pregnant three times.
14:38Oh.
14:39You worked that out.
14:40One of them was twins?
14:42Yeah, okay.
14:43The girls.
14:44That wasn't a very hard riddle.
14:49ABC audience.
14:50In the art show episode, Frankie, played by Lily Tomlin, reveals that she chose yellow
14:56for a painting because her ex-husband's soul hates what condiment?
15:01Meredith.
15:02Mustard.
15:03Correct.
15:04It's wide open.
15:05It's wide open.
15:06It's wide open.
15:07Time's up.
15:08Arthritis.
15:09Yeah, so it's a vibrator for people with arthritis.
15:10Oh, yeah.
15:11She got carpal tunnel from using it.
15:12I beg your pardon.
15:13Yes.
15:14Too much, isn't it?
15:15Do you remember what it was called?
15:16Yeah, the menage and moi.
15:17That's right.
15:18Last question in your set, Meredith.
15:19Last question in your set, Meredith.
15:20The series finale episode reunited the three leads from the 1980 film 9 to 5 with a cameo
15:25appearance from who?
15:26Meredith.
15:27Dolly Parton.
15:28Correct.
15:29Dolly Parton.
15:30Correct.
15:31Yeah, there she is, there.
15:32We're flicking up with arthritis.
15:33Oh, yeah.
15:34She got carpal tunnel from using it.
15:35I beg your pardon.
15:36Yes.
15:37Too much, isn't it?
15:38Do you remember what it was called?
15:39Yeah, the menage and moi.
15:40That's right.
15:41Last question in your set, Meredith.
15:43The series finale episode reunited the three leads from the 1980 film 9 to 5 with a cameo
15:49appearance from who?
15:50Meredith.
15:51Dolly Parton.
15:52Correct.
15:53Yeah, there she is there.
15:58We have flicked through their subjects now.
16:00Let's flick through mine.
16:01Tom's round.
16:02Tom's subject, multiple choice.
16:05This week I've been really getting into string.
16:08I love string and everything that comes in strings.
16:10Pearls, bad luck and offences.
16:12This round is multiple choice.
16:14Select your answers on your screens and press the buzzer to lock in the answer.
16:17Which of these characters is a marionette?
16:20A puppet controlled from above by strings?
16:22A Lamb Chop.
16:23B Mr Squiggle.
16:24C Kermit the Frog.
16:25D Sooty.
16:26The answer is B Mr Squiggle.
16:33Here's a better look at his strings.
16:39Miss Jane.
16:40What Mr Squiggle?
16:41What Mr Squiggle?
16:42My hand.
16:43Well I can take a hint.
16:46That used to be television.
16:48That used to be more popular than Bluey.
16:54Here's Dr Carl Krusjelniski looking baffled for maybe the first time in his life.
16:58I'm sure that making it involves some weird mix of chemistry and cookery and even basic physics.
17:05What exactly is this string cheese?
17:10On a tour of a Bega cheese factory Dr Carl learns that their string cheese is made from what?
17:15A cream cheese.
17:16B mozzarella cheese.
17:17C collagen.
17:18D gelatin.
17:22The answer is B mozzarella cheese.
17:25A cream cheese.
17:26String cheese is essentially just mozzarella cheese that has been heated, stretched and made grotesque.
17:32Which of these products is not typically used to make macrame string?
17:40A cotton.
17:41B jute.
17:42C aloe vera.
17:43D hemp.
17:44The answer is C aloe vera.
17:55Classic string based games like Cat's Cradle involve creating different patterns and figures.
18:01Which string figure is this happy camper displaying?
18:04A lightning bolt.
18:05B Eiffel tower.
18:06C cup and saucer.
18:07D Jacob's ladder.
18:09The answer is A lightning bolt.
18:15Yeah they look different in the olden days.
18:20They've changed.
18:22Last question in my round's worth double points.
18:25Listen to this.
18:26Which stringed instrument is playing this music?
18:32A violin.
18:33B lute.
18:34C harp.
18:35D cello.
18:36E hurdy-gurdy.
18:37F double bass.
18:42The answer is D cello.
18:45Alright at the end of my round, mate you're at the bottom on 20, get over here.
18:53Any last words?
18:54I got hunted to extinction.
19:07You can shave yourself for being an elephant now.
19:10You ready to go?
19:11Yep.
19:12Alright.
19:13Out.
19:14There he goes.
19:15Alright.
19:16It's the people's round.
19:17The people's round against the clock.
19:19Shave your legs play along at home.
19:20Your time starts now.
19:21According to the proverb, all's fair in love and what?
19:22Meredith.
19:23War.
19:24Yes.
19:25Rhyming with beast, what is the fermenting agent used to make dough rise?
19:40Meredith.
19:41Yeast.
19:42Yes.
19:43The term six pack commonly applies to which muscles?
19:46Meredith.
19:47Donal.
19:48Abdominal.
19:49Yes.
19:50To which muscles of the body?
19:51Abs is correct.
19:52Bought by the New York Times in 2022 is what five letter word based game?
19:56Brian.
19:57Connections.
19:58No.
19:59Five.
20:00Wordle.
20:01How many months of the year have 31 days?
20:05Kismet.
20:06Five.
20:07No.
20:08Seven.
20:09Is in which Australian state?
20:10Meredith.
20:11Victoria.
20:12No.
20:13South Australia.
20:14The English name for the sakura tree is the what blossom?
20:18Time's up.
20:19The answer is cherry.
20:21Alright.
20:22At the end of the people's round, Kismet, you're at the bottom on 30.
20:24Get over here.
20:34How do you think you went, Kismet?
20:35I think I went alright.
20:37But maybe not alright enough.
20:42Well, I think that's pretty clear.
20:43Yeah.
20:44I think your performance wasn't like the original, it was more like the live action one.
20:50That's a deep Aladdin burn.
20:52You ready to go?
20:53Yep.
20:54Alright.
20:55Out!
20:58There she goes.
21:01See you later.
21:03Alright.
21:04Only two left.
21:05Who's going to be the hard quiz champion?
21:06Ryan and Meredith, get over here because it's time to play hard quiz.
21:09Yeah!
21:10Final round.
21:11Head to head.
21:12Grace and Frankie versus Fleetwood Mac.
21:15Hard quiz.
21:17Now, they could only be one hard quiz champion who gets to take home the limited edition big brass mug.
21:21What will you do with the mug if you win, Meredith?
21:25Well, when I win it, I'm going to hold it in my hands and just spew all of my Grace and Frankie knowledge into it and toss it.
21:33Because I can't imagine where else I'm going to use it.
21:35Okay.
21:36And I'm just purchasing a gypsy coffee van.
21:38And it's so gypsy, I'm going to put it on the little bit of counter space and collect gold donations.
21:44Okay.
21:47What about you, Ryan?
21:48Um, much simpler.
21:49I think I need a new water bowl for the dogs.
21:52That's about, that's actually where it's at.
21:54Alright.
21:55Best of five.
21:56Penalty shootouts are harder questions on your expert subjects.
21:57So it's Meredith's knowledge of Grace and Frankie versus Ryan's knowledge of Fleetwood Mac.
22:02Let's play.
22:03Hard!
22:04Meredith.
22:05Yes.
22:06Both the first episode and the final episode of Grace and Frankie end with Grace posing what two-word question?
22:17What now?
22:21Close.
22:23The question is, now what?
22:25Oh, it says everything, doesn't it?
22:31It's kind of perfect, yeah.
22:35Alright.
22:36Ryan.
22:37Tom.
22:38For their 1997 live album, The Dance, Fleetwood Mac produced some new arrangements of their songs.
22:44The intro of Say You Love Me features Lindsay Buckingham playing what instrument?
22:50I mean, do we want to go through this long rigmarole where I give you lots of detail or I just give you the answer?
22:55I don't know, it just depends how much you want to bore people.
22:57Well, that's it.
22:58I'm trying to keep it brief.
22:59He plays the banjo.
23:02Correct.
23:08Tell us why.
23:10Well...
23:11No, I was joking.
23:12Alright, alright, alright.
23:15Meredith.
23:16Grace and Frankie's now married ex-husbands, Robert and Sol, clash over how to deal with homophobic protestors.
23:24Here's one of the protest signs they see.
23:27Which word have we obscured?
23:29Oh, wait a sec.
23:30Keep the gays out of...
23:33Oh, I do know this.
23:36Um, let me talk to you about it.
23:37They were protesting outside the gay theatre.
23:39Mm-hmm.
23:40And they, oh, they had so many, so I keep the gays out of...
23:47Oh, I can't remember.
23:49Um, theatre.
23:50No, it wasn't that.
23:52Um, yeah.
23:53Keep the gays out of...
23:54Keep the gays out of play.
24:01Incorrect.
24:03The correct answer is...
24:04Musicals.
24:08Yeah.
24:09Robert is played by Barton Sheen.
24:11Yes.
24:12And his character didn't want to get involved with the protestors while his husband wanted to stand up to them.
24:15That's right.
24:16That was the scene.
24:17Mm-hmm.
24:18Ryan.
24:19Christine McVie wrote,
24:21You Make Loving Fun, reportedly about her new romance with the band's lighting director,
24:26while she was divorcing bandmate John McVie.
24:30When recording it, she told the band the song was about what?
24:35So, as you can imagine, in the studio, didn't want to reveal what her lyrics were about at the time.
24:41Um, and they carried on this ruse that it was about, uh, her dogs.
24:48Correct.
24:49Yeah, she was trying to keep the affair under wraps, but the rest of the band knew, and they ended up firing the lighting guy.
24:58And then the dogs filled in on lighting.
25:02Meredith.
25:03One I know, please.
25:06I know so much, but not these.
25:08Okay.
25:09I just ask.
25:10Frankie would.
25:11Yeah.
25:12She'd demand it.
25:13Okay.
25:14It's not really how a quiz works.
25:15I know.
25:16But she would anyway.
25:17Okay.
25:18In the horrible family episode.
25:20Yes.
25:21Grace realises she once fired a housekeeper for acts that were actually committed by her own family.
25:26Yes.
25:28Her ex Robert stole cookies, while daughter Brianna did what?
25:34Smoked.
25:35Correct.
25:36And how old was Brianna?
25:44Nine or twelve.
25:45Yeah, nine.
25:46Nine.
25:47Yeah.
25:48She's a hard case.
25:49Yeah.
25:50Ryan.
25:51Which of these things did not reportedly take place during production of the Hold Me music video?
25:59A. Stevie Nicks walked through the desert in heels.
26:01B. The temperature reached close to 40 degrees Celsius.
26:04C. A piano was half buried in the sand.
26:07D. Christine McVie spent 10 hours in the make-up trailer.
26:11E. John McVie tried to punch their producer.
26:14Or F. A horse stepped on Mick Fleetwood's foot.
26:18No.
26:19So all of these things happen.
26:20Wow.
26:21Except for one.
26:22This is true.
26:24It was F.
26:25A horse that didn't step on Mick Fleetwood's foot.
26:28Correct.
26:33And another little fact is in that video clip there is not one shot of any of the band members together
26:37because they were all shot separately.
26:38They were talking to each other.
26:39Yeah.
26:40Because they didn't want to talk to each other.
26:42Alright, Meredith you need this to stay in.
26:43Oh.
26:44If you get this wrong then Ryan you are tonight's Harkwiz champion.
26:46Meredith.
26:47Yes.
26:48At the end of the show people asked the question, what's taking so long?
26:52So often that producers had a spinnable wheel made with all the possible answers.
26:57Name one of the answers on the so called wheel of blame.
27:05Never seen it in my life.
27:08It's there.
27:13What is one of the reasons?
27:16Yes.
27:17On the toilet.
27:19Incorrect.
27:20It wasn't one of the options there.
27:21There were several options like Marta, the actor's stand-ins, make-up, hair, set, decoration,
27:26accounting, set lighting, etc.
27:27Which means Ryan you are tonight's Harkwiz champion!
27:31Alright Meredith you know what this means.
27:33Out!
27:34Out!
27:37Please don't.
27:47Congratulations Ryan you are tonight's Harkwiz champion!
27:48Which means you get the big brass mark.
27:49Thanks Harkwiz.
27:50And you get the new sign off.
27:51Thanks Harkwiz.
27:52Thanks Harkwiz.
27:53Thanks Harkwiz.
27:54Thanks Harkwiz.
27:55Thanks Harkwiz.
27:56Thanks Harkwiz.
27:57Yes.
27:58Can we get that?
27:59Yeah.
28:00Thanks Harkwiz.
28:01Yeah.
28:04Don't just play along at home.
28:05Come here and show us what you're made of.
28:07Go to hardquizauditions.com.au and get ready to play.
28:11Oh!
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