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[EngSub] Crush Alert Love Request from My Enemy
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00:04:39Esto es totalmente sencillo.
00:04:40Queremos que se sienta muy bien.
00:04:42Asà que nos vamos a llevar a tu hogar.
00:04:44Bien.
00:04:45Bien.
00:04:46Vamos a ir.
00:04:50Ahà está.
00:04:52Muchas gracias.
00:05:14Awww, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:24Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Wow.
00:05:26What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:30Give it back.
00:05:31Hold on.
00:05:33Hey, if you go to Edmonds Academy,
00:05:35you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:38Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:39Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max. At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is it the online lover?
00:05:52Ah, chill, please.
00:05:56No way.
00:05:58What is it?
00:05:59Oh, that would clean goes to the school.
00:06:06Please ignore that.
00:06:08Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:10Send.
00:06:15What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You mess with Cole Edmonds and you're gonna mess with me.
00:06:19Edmonds?
00:06:19What?
00:06:21You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:23Wow.
00:06:24You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:28Stop recording me!
00:06:31Jen is a new girl.
00:06:33Wait...
00:06:34Is the new girl...
00:06:35Valley Queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:41Could it be...
00:06:42Jen?
00:06:44Ew.
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:53No chance it's Jen.
00:06:55So is it.
00:06:56She does look kinda cute.
00:07:05Please ignore that.
00:07:07Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:09What was I thinking?
00:07:11Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:16Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:18Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:20Just keep walking.
00:07:21You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:24My name's Hayley.
00:07:26Wow, Hayley.
00:07:27I think you, uh...
00:07:29You're going to suspend your upper lip right there.
00:07:33What a coincidence!
00:07:35So did you!
00:07:36No, no!
00:07:40Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:41I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:44You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:49Whoever ends up with her, I must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:04I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:06Something happened today.
00:08:07I lost the game.
00:08:08I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:11I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:14And what is this?
00:08:15What I think it is, is I want to be with you, and you want to be with me.
00:08:22As more than just friends.
00:08:24Oh, thank God.
00:08:26I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:28You're my soulmate.
00:08:29Like, I like you so much.
00:08:30Okay, well, since we're dating now, um, I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:37Wait, really?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:39Get ready.
00:08:45Okay.
00:08:46No face.
00:08:48Just the boobs.
00:08:50Is it a bad idea?
00:08:51But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:54PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:56All the kids do this.
00:08:57You'll love it.
00:09:02This lighting hates me.
00:09:05Come on, Hayley.
00:09:05Confidence.
00:09:06You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:14Okay.
00:09:14Yeah.
00:09:15That's actually kind of-
00:09:21Oh, my God.
00:09:22Seriously?
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:24Anyone?
00:09:26Don't look at me!
00:09:30Don't look at me!
00:09:32We're not survivable, are we?
00:09:33I don't think that you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:35Get out.
00:09:36Now!
00:09:37Fine.
00:09:39Ow!
00:09:39Damn it!
00:09:44Come on.
00:09:51You're helping me.
00:09:51You're helping me.
00:09:51You're helping me.
00:10:18Yeah, well, I didn't point on it, but here we are.
00:10:28Excuse you.
00:10:29These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:30I have a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:32That is shocking.
00:10:34Yeah, actually.
00:10:35And he'd probably kill you right now if you saw him flirting with me.
00:10:38Flirting?
00:10:38Yeah, don't flatter yourself.
00:10:39I've got a girlfriend too.
00:10:40My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:42Funny.
00:10:44Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:48Fine by me.
00:10:51Oh, and, um...
00:10:54Of all the purple bra, by the way.
00:10:56I like it in a weird way.
00:10:57I mean, not in my type, but, you know, power theory.
00:11:01Would you just get out of here?
00:11:11Hopefully, Quacamole Wizard will like it too.
00:11:15Jen, red alert.
00:11:16Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:19I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:23Don't be a coward.
00:11:24Just send it.
00:11:26Jen.
00:11:30Oh, my God.
00:11:32Here goes nothing.
00:11:40Still no response?
00:11:42Don't freak out.
00:11:43He's probably just busy.
00:11:48Give it back.
00:11:49Why?
00:11:49You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:52Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:54Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:58Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:59Mm-hmm.
00:12:00Got it.
00:12:03What are you doing?
00:12:14Oh, my God.
00:12:18Oh, my God.
00:12:19Oh, my God.
00:12:20Oh, my God.
00:12:21Oh, my God.
00:12:22Oh, my God.
00:12:29Oh, my God.
00:12:34You're blonde.
00:12:35Oh, my God.
00:12:42Oh, my God.
00:12:45Oh, my God.
00:12:47Oh, my God.
00:12:48Oh, my God.
00:12:53Oh.
00:12:54Estas fotos sonidos son photoshopped.
00:12:57Stop, delete it, please, delete it.
00:12:59Strip, strip, strip, strip, strip, strip, strip, strip, strip, strip, strip, strip, strip, strip, strip.
00:13:10Oh, my brave knight.
00:13:12I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:18Oh, my god.
00:13:20Oh, cool.
00:13:21Your anime's kinda hot.
00:13:23Since you're so into slutty photos,
00:13:26why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:30Jen, no.
00:13:31No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:32Jen, stop!
00:13:34Stop!
00:13:35Jen!
00:13:37Jen!
00:13:37Jen!
00:13:37Jen!
00:13:38Jen!
00:13:39Jen!
00:13:40Jen!
00:13:41Jen!
00:13:51My school enemy is my ally, girlfriend?
00:13:57Stop it!
00:14:08Hey.
00:14:10You okay?
00:14:12Give that to me.
00:14:21Now, give the phone back, Jen.
00:14:23What the hell, Cole? I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:30How does it feel, being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:32Not good, huh?
00:14:33Now, if you don't delete it off your phone,
00:14:35I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:37And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:40Why are you even defending her?
00:14:42She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:46Everybody's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:48And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:50Hey, you hear me?
00:14:55Here we are.
00:14:56Cole is on my side now?
00:14:58Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:00I just need to be alone.
00:15:01Here.
00:15:02Haley!
00:15:07Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:09And he said we were enemies.
00:15:11But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:17Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:18Love you, Mom.
00:15:22Love you, Mom.
00:15:22Wait, Mom.
00:15:26Do people change?
00:15:29Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:36Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:56Tough day, huh?
00:15:58There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:16:00They're my favorite.
00:16:02Noted.
00:16:03Is that all?
00:16:04The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:06I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:10Well, I'm really proud of you.
00:16:13And then there's this guy.
00:16:15He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:19It's so confusing.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:23Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:25No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:27I like you.
00:16:28Only you.
00:16:34I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:36You did?
00:16:37Are you going to reciprocate?
00:16:38I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:41That sounds amazing.
00:16:43When?
00:16:43With?
00:16:44Well, after school.
00:16:45At the balcony.
00:16:46I'll bring followers.
00:16:47Deal?
00:16:56I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:08Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:18Call me father.
00:17:19I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:22Defending that nobody.
00:17:24Haley girl.
00:17:24He's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:26Are those for her?
00:17:32What the fuck?
00:17:35What the fuck?
00:17:37I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:39Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:42That whole family is trash.
00:17:44Stay away from her.
00:17:45And what if I say no?
00:17:47Stay away from Haley Cole.
00:17:49Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:51What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:54I'm almost 18.
00:17:55Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:57I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:02safe.
00:18:04You're sick.
00:18:06It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:14Oh, hi.
00:18:16I'm Haley.
00:18:17Yes.
00:18:18Mm-hmm.
00:18:19So nice to meet you.
00:18:21God, I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:24But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:29Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:31You're so nice.
00:18:35Guacamole wizard.
00:18:37Ew.
00:18:41Ew.
00:18:45Ew.
00:18:47Ew.
00:18:48Ew.
00:18:53Ew.
00:18:53Ew.
00:18:53Ew.
00:18:55Ew.
00:18:55Ew.
00:18:57Ew.
00:18:58Ew.
00:18:59Ew.
00:19:03Ew.
00:19:05Ew.
00:19:09Ew.
00:19:22Ew.
00:19:23So you think that you can just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:28You're a maid's daughter, so you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:32Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:35Oh, and by the way, Nicole's not going to come save you.
00:19:38Because after all, he's rich, like me.
00:19:44I'm nothing like you.
00:19:50Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:53Cole again? Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:57Pick it up.
00:19:58Cole, we were kidding. It's ketchup.
00:20:01Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:06Take her, you're going to record this.
00:20:15Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Haley anymore?
00:20:18Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:20So tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:22You're going to hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:28I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:32I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:38Got it?
00:20:38Yeah.
00:20:39Let's go.
00:20:41What are you looking at?
00:20:45Got it?
00:20:46Let's go.
00:20:54Uh, thank you.
00:20:57Wow.
00:20:59Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:03Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:05I just...
00:21:07I happened to see you.
00:21:09Were you waiting on someone?
00:21:11Yeah.
00:21:12My boyfriend, actually.
00:21:16Well, he...
00:21:17He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:19Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:22Maybe you got into a nice thing.
00:21:25Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:28You thought we were enemies.
00:21:31I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:34Am I that annoying?
00:21:35Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:37Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Edna?
00:21:40Because it's not going to work.
00:21:41I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:49How'd that online work in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:55He...
00:21:56He makes me feel safe.
00:21:59You wouldn't understand, though.
00:22:05I understand better than you think.
00:22:08Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:11I don't see how you touch him like this.
00:22:25If you keep staring, I'm going to think you like what you see.
00:22:29No, my...
00:22:31My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:36In the game.
00:22:38Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:46Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:52Are you that slow in the game, too?
00:22:55I can see why he likes you.
00:22:58I can see.
00:23:07I can't do this.
00:23:09I love my boyfriend.
00:23:11And you will never understand that.
00:23:13He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:16He loves me for who I am.
00:23:19That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:23I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:25No.
00:23:33Wait.
00:23:34It couldn't be.
00:23:36Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:42There's nothing.
00:23:43Cole, who are you?
00:23:47What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:49It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:54Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:57You live such a tough life.
00:24:03What was I thinking?
00:24:04We are from two different worlds.
00:24:06He just wants to play with me.
00:24:08But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:15Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:17I got into a car accident.
00:24:19Really?
00:24:20Are you okay?
00:24:21You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:23He was right.
00:24:24Who?
00:24:25Nobody.
00:24:26Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:27I want to come visit you.
00:24:29No, no, you can't.
00:24:30I look miserable now.
00:24:31You need to see me in style.
00:24:33Fine, if you say so.
00:24:36So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:38Hell yeah, we are.
00:24:44Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:47Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:04Oh, you.
00:25:06Oh, me.
00:25:07Why is she so lucky?
00:25:09Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:13People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:15I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:17Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:28I'm not that curious about you, actually.
00:25:31I'm not that curious about you, actually.
00:25:56I'm not that curious about you.
00:25:57So, are you going to prom?
00:25:59I don't know.
00:25:59I do well.
00:26:00I don't know.
00:26:01So you have a date?
00:26:04Or shall I stay a victim?
00:26:06¿Está bien?
00:26:06¿Estás jealous de m�
00:26:07¿Me?
00:26:08¿Jealous?
00:26:09No, ¿por qué me gustarÃa ser jealous?
00:26:10Porque creo que tú asà secretaria me.
00:26:13Tú eres tan lleno de ti.
00:26:15¿Puedes hacer esto en tu propio?
00:26:16SÃ.
00:26:19¿No?
00:26:21Es una puerta de la puerta.
00:26:23¿Es una puerta de la puerta de la puerta?
00:26:23¿Vale?
00:26:24La puerta de la puerta de la puerta de la puerta de la puerta de la puerta de la puerta.
00:26:25¿Está bien?
00:26:26¿Estás aquà conmigo por una hora?
00:26:28No, no.
00:26:29¿Estás bien?
00:26:30¿Estás bien?
00:26:31Creo que quizás podemos ir a la puerta de la puerta.
00:26:33No, no.
00:26:35¿No te preocupes?
00:26:36No.
00:26:37We're keeping our distance this time actually.
00:26:39Yeah.
00:26:49That was my first kiss.
00:26:53My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:26:56It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
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00:31:11jake we literally made out of a sword room maybe maybe you've known jake longer no you don't how
00:31:18do you know that you're going to prom with someone else stop acting like you're serious about me you
00:31:22have no idea oh my god is jake asking me to prom
00:31:44hayley someone's here to see you
00:31:58are you asking me to prom too cheesy no it's cute the accident the mozzarella sticks
00:32:07he is guacamole wizard so um what do you think you want to go to prom with me i i
00:32:15should feel happy
00:32:16but why does this feel so wrong hey can we not
00:32:24hey can we not dude seriously what is your problem my problem here dude is that me and my lab
00:32:30partner
00:32:30have work to do and you're out here to strike me with bad puns wow that is some weak
00:32:36shit man oh that's weak shit is this weak shit
00:32:43oh my god
00:32:51wow he's got really pretty eyes
00:32:59wait i can't colt put me down put me down put me down
00:33:05don't do that again
00:33:19new couple alert
00:33:21fuck off jen
00:33:22why do you hate me so much cool
00:33:24you and i we're not that different
00:33:26and if you'd realize and give me a chance i think that we would make a great match
00:33:30like say if you asked me to prom
00:33:34i might say yes
00:33:37jen you want to go to prom
00:33:39with me
00:33:41jen you want to go to prom
00:33:43with me
00:33:43we're both hot
00:33:44and we're both rich
00:33:46and our dads have been in business like forever
00:33:48so
00:33:50how romantic
00:33:51i think i'll pass
00:33:54you're gonna regret this cole edmunds
00:33:58oh here they come
00:34:01if i message corkamoli wizard
00:34:03i wonder if jake's phone will ding
00:34:06what should we wear to prom
00:34:08and the dean's list
00:34:19um i'll talk to you later
00:34:20i'll see you around school okay
00:34:21okay yeah i'll see you later
00:34:22bye
00:34:24he's so different
00:34:25maybe he's still recovering from the accident
00:34:30hayley
00:34:40jeez
00:34:41god
00:34:46here i'll get it
00:34:49oh
00:34:53you're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone
00:34:56i don't care
00:34:57i do care
00:35:00hell yeah
00:35:16i don't go to prom with jake
00:35:18i mean he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me
00:35:21he doesn't even know you
00:35:22and you do
00:35:23how do you know i like mozzarella sticks
00:35:26that's something i've only ever talked about
00:35:27because i pay attention to what you like
00:35:31i noticed it at lunch
00:35:34the first day
00:35:35you were watching me
00:35:38just don't go to prom and shake
00:35:53move
00:35:56colt is talking to hayley
00:35:57your job is to keep them away from each other jake
00:36:01unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you
00:36:03obviously i do
00:36:05okay then break them up
00:36:07idiot
00:36:08uh what do i do
00:36:11i've got a few ideas
00:36:19someone would take you to prom
00:36:21all right i promise
00:36:22all right i promise
00:36:22yeah
00:36:22really like who
00:36:23i mean the whole school hates me except for jake
00:36:27and you
00:36:28but you're not asking me
00:36:31hey
00:36:32oh hey jake
00:36:34hey hal
00:36:35um
00:36:36i just wanted to thank you again for
00:36:38the other night
00:36:40the other night
00:36:41yeah it was
00:36:43so
00:36:45sexy
00:36:46you're so sexy
00:36:48jake what are you talking about
00:36:50i hate to break it to you asshole
00:36:54but she's my prom date
00:37:00and she's a real tiger in the pep room
00:37:04oh shit look
00:37:05oh shit
00:37:08oh
00:37:09oh
00:37:10oh
00:37:11oh
00:37:12oh
00:37:14oh
00:37:14oh
00:37:14oh
00:37:14oh
00:37:14oh my god
00:37:20oh
00:37:23stop
00:37:24stop
00:37:24guys
00:37:24stop it
00:37:25stop
00:37:27what the hell is going on over there
00:37:31shit
00:37:32it's principal stevens
00:37:33i've got to save cole
00:37:34i mean jake
00:37:35i've got to save jake
00:37:40oh
00:37:41oh
00:37:42oh my god
00:37:43principal stevens
00:37:44i'm so sorry
00:37:45hailey rock
00:37:47that's detention
00:37:48after school
00:37:49don't be late
00:38:06calm
00:38:07what are you doing here
00:38:09can we keep you company
00:38:11it's the least i could do after you
00:38:13saved my ass today
00:38:15the locker thing
00:38:16that was an accident
00:38:18oh sure
00:38:21oh sure
00:38:21so uh
00:38:22you and
00:38:23you and jake huh
00:38:25no
00:38:27he lied about that
00:38:28i don't know why though
00:38:30good
00:38:31you know
00:38:33father that asshole
00:38:34every time he looks at you
00:38:35makes me sick to my stomach
00:38:37thinking about him
00:38:38touching you
00:38:38kissing you
00:38:40i could kill him
00:38:44promise me you won't go to prom with it
00:38:48okay fine
00:38:49i won't
00:38:53because i want to go to prom with you
00:38:57okay everyone
00:38:58let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate
00:39:08oh my god
00:39:09i am so fed up with this
00:39:27i'm so sorry
00:39:30my trips
00:39:31no no no no no no no
00:39:33jette
00:39:33what
00:39:34it always has to be about her
00:39:36doesn't it
00:39:39they're dead
00:39:41they're both dead
00:39:42oh
00:39:44how am i gonna be able to talk to guacamole wizard
00:39:49oh
00:39:50what are you
00:39:51are you almost crying
00:39:53it's probably because you can't afford a new one
00:39:57jen
00:39:57what's going on over there
00:40:08crazy
00:40:09what's going on is jen
00:40:11is getting a taste of her own medicine
00:40:12this squirman's burning
00:40:14mr edmunds
00:40:15oh please
00:40:16it's baking soda and water
00:40:17you're fine
00:40:17detention
00:40:18today
00:40:19after school
00:40:27shh
00:40:33jake hey
00:40:34oh uh
00:40:35sorry
00:40:36gotta get to student council
00:40:40hey
00:40:40you didn't even try the rice trick
00:40:43the rice trick
00:40:46yeah
00:40:48you don't know about the
00:40:51come on
00:41:03hey
00:41:04um
00:41:05ella
00:41:07it's emma
00:41:08yeah
00:41:09that's what i said
00:41:10can you hack a broken laptop
00:41:20hey
00:41:20it's gonna be okay
00:41:23we'll pour out in a few more minutes
00:41:25and it'll be like the whole thing never happened
00:41:26no it's not just the phone or the laptop
00:41:29it means
00:41:29it means i can't
00:41:32can't what
00:41:35i talked to a friend online
00:41:38he's really important to me
00:41:43and i'm sure
00:41:45you're really important to him
00:41:55you know cole
00:41:56if you look past
00:41:58all that hair gel
00:41:59and
00:42:00big ol' ego
00:42:01and
00:42:02rich kid for bravo
00:42:03okay
00:42:04okay
00:42:04i get it
00:42:08you're kind of sweet
00:42:13hey
00:42:14look at that
00:42:16oh my god
00:42:17thank you
00:42:19oh my god
00:42:21you're a miracle worker
00:42:28oh what is taking so long
00:42:29you doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate
00:42:32shut up ella
00:42:33it's emma
00:42:34whatever
00:42:41oh my god
00:42:50morning valley whore
00:42:52how are things in the castle
00:42:58valley whore
00:43:00what are they talking about
00:43:16guacamole wizard
00:43:17when can we be together in person
00:43:19guacamole wizard
00:43:21i want you so badly
00:43:22i dream about you touching me
00:43:23oh my god
00:43:25someone hacked my castle claimers messages
00:43:26touch me guacamole wizard
00:43:30yeah
00:43:31hey valley whore
00:43:32show them what you really like
00:43:51here you go
00:43:53here this is for you
00:43:58oh do you like what i've done with the place
00:44:00you hacked my laptop
00:44:03oh no it wasn't me
00:44:04it was that kid ella
00:44:05but i definitely got to reap the benefits
00:44:08what kind of incel sex over a video game
00:44:11hayley
00:44:11what are you catfishing this guy
00:44:13no i'm not trying to catfish him
00:44:15hey everyone
00:44:15come on
00:44:16i think valley whore is a cat fin
00:44:19because who in their right mind
00:44:21would spend their time thirsting over you
00:44:47stop it stop stop
00:44:52i thought i'd send the janitor some time
00:44:57jake
00:44:58hey
00:45:01now's the time
00:45:02tell them
00:45:03tell them what
00:45:04that you're guacamole wizard
00:45:08who's guacamole wizard
00:45:11here you go
00:45:14oh my god
00:45:15did you think that jake was your secret little online boyfriend
00:45:18oh sweetie
00:45:19i've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you
00:45:22what
00:45:23why would you do that
00:45:24oh i don't know cole
00:45:25why do you think i would do that
00:45:29jake
00:45:29is this true
00:45:30have you been pretending to like me this whole time
00:45:34sorry
00:45:36it was nothing personal
00:45:42yeah nothing personal
00:45:50all right all right all right
00:45:52enough
00:45:52what in the world is going on here
00:45:55is that a leaf blower
00:45:56that's all him
00:45:57okay well you both have detention so
00:46:04let me get this straight
00:46:06you stole a leaf blower
00:46:08and defaced school property
00:46:10it wasn't school property dad
00:46:12it was jen's cyber boy spreadsheets
00:46:14jesus christ
00:46:15how does she always get away with this shit
00:46:17could it be because her father's running for senate call
00:46:19you think that's what it could be
00:46:21who cares
00:46:22i care
00:46:23and
00:46:24i hear she's got an eye for you
00:46:27so you're taking her to prom
00:46:28what
00:46:29i don't know
00:46:30over my dead body
00:46:31oh because you're like that hayley girl
00:46:34i'm firing her mother right now
00:46:36no no please don't
00:46:37please
00:46:38please
00:46:38then you're taking jen to prom
00:46:40max's dad called
00:46:41he said he's having a party tomorrow
00:46:43you're gonna go
00:46:44and you're gonna ask jen to prom
00:46:46end of discussion
00:46:47come on you big coward
00:46:54message him
00:46:56just do it
00:46:57just do it
00:47:00you must think i'm the biggest idiot
00:47:09i could never think that
00:47:16but i thought you were jake
00:47:17please can't you just tell me now
00:47:19i think i've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:26i heard that guy max is throwing a party tomorrow
00:47:28if you want i'll meet you there
00:47:41okay
00:47:43you got this hayley
00:47:44just take a deep breath
00:47:46you got this
00:47:47you got this
00:47:51you look beautiful
00:47:55thank you mom
00:48:15hey hayley
00:48:15i'm glad you came
00:48:17you look so pretty
00:48:18hi
00:48:19hi
00:48:19hey max
00:48:20your house is gorgeous
00:48:22i mean
00:48:22no it's just my parents blood money
00:48:24you know they're upstairs watching the last of us right now
00:48:26they don't care about shit
00:48:27get drunk girl
00:48:46whoo
00:48:47looks like the catfish came out of the pond
00:48:49hey everyone let's give it up for valley whore
00:48:52valley whore
00:48:57jen why are you doing this what have i even done to you
00:49:00to me oh i'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:49:03because those little cringy messages on your castle game
00:49:06those are concerning
00:49:07actually you're kind of a little bit of a perv
00:49:10did you know that hayley
00:49:11she's a little pervy princess
00:49:14pervy princess
00:49:17pervy princess
00:49:18pervy princess
00:49:20pervy princess
00:49:23hey let's get pervy tonight
00:49:25leave me alone
00:49:27is there a fire
00:49:29okay we set off the alarm
00:49:43paul
00:49:55oh
00:49:56oh
00:49:56oh
00:49:57oh
00:49:57oh
00:49:57oh
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00:55:07Me voy a llevar a mi casa.
00:55:15Welcome to the wizard.
00:55:19Mom, estoy bien.
00:55:20Solo necesito tiempo sola.
00:55:29Open la puerta.
00:55:31Espera, ¿qué?
00:55:33¿He está aqu�
00:55:42Es tú.
00:55:44No sé, he's given you this to you a long time ago.
00:55:48Haley, I wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning.
00:55:51My dad threatened to fire your mom and I had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:55I was.
00:55:56I got my inheritance.
00:55:58And I can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose.
00:56:14I understand that this changes things.
00:56:17If you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard, but I need you to know I love you.
00:56:37Nicole, I love you.
00:56:39You do?
00:56:40Yes, you idiot.
00:56:42I've loved you for months.
00:56:44I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though, because I had to be loyal to him and...
00:56:51But you're him.
00:56:52You didn't expect her.
00:56:55You didn't expect her.
00:56:55I...
00:56:55I mean, I...
00:56:57I always hoped it was you.
00:57:00Until you hoped it.
00:57:04You were always there for me.
00:57:08You were hurt and...
00:57:10You're really fucking hot.
00:57:16Hey, uh...
00:57:17One of those things that we could do...
00:57:20You ever go?
00:57:22Yeah.
00:57:25Take my clothes off.
00:57:27Yeah, no, don't worry.
00:57:28Mm-hmm.
00:57:29No, don't worry.
00:57:30Uh-huh.
00:57:31I'm gonna go.
00:57:31Uh-huh.
00:57:31I'm so beyond you
00:57:32Just beyond me
00:57:36I'm so beyond you
00:57:43Just beyond me
00:57:50Okay, so
00:57:51What do you think?
00:57:53Ten out of ten
00:57:54Yeah, would do again
00:57:56Okay, sex with sex with me specifically
00:57:59I've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:58:02All right, all right, that's fair
00:58:04I'll, uh, I'll take that as a win
00:58:11What is my life now?
00:58:13Am I being nice to Cole Edmonds?
00:58:15Mm, no, God, no
00:58:17I fully expect you to
00:58:19Continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:21No, I'll just
00:58:22I'll just lust behind it
00:58:25There's always been lust behind it
00:58:26I'll see you in a minute, no
00:58:28Stop it
00:58:31Um
00:58:32Say
00:58:34Isn't promenade?
00:58:36I think you know if it's promenade
00:58:38Okay
00:58:40But
00:58:41The real question is
00:58:42Do you get a date?
00:58:45Cole, are you asking me a prom?
00:58:47I would have asked you earlier
00:58:49But
00:58:49Jay kind of gave me to the gym
00:58:51Oh, God, please don't mention his name again
00:58:52I don't want to hear it
00:58:54Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice
00:58:56But I don't even have a dress
00:58:59Waiter
00:59:03I just slept with Cole Edmonds
00:59:05And I'm in love with Cole Edmonds
00:59:07Who would have guessed?
00:59:12I thought
00:59:14Only the best for my princess
00:59:16Where did you get that?
00:59:19I might have gotten you a dress
00:59:21On the off chance that you
00:59:23Might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:25And maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:29Of course I'll go to prom with you
00:59:35Mr. Edmonds
00:59:36I didn't expect you to be here
00:59:38Cole
00:59:39Are you here?
00:59:41Cole
00:59:42Are you here?
00:59:44Mr. Edmonds
00:59:45You can't just barge into my house like this
00:59:47I see you, Cole
00:59:48You are a big pro
01:00:06Hey, uh
01:00:08You almost done in there?
01:00:09You try changing into an evening gown
01:00:11In a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:14Okay, I'm ready
01:00:27What do you think?
01:00:31My god, Haley
01:00:32You are the most beautiful thing
01:00:34I have ever seen
01:00:37Uh-uh-uh
01:00:38I just hunched over in a car mirror
01:00:40To do this lipstick
01:00:41You're not messing it up
01:00:42For at least 20 minutes
01:00:4420 more minutes
01:00:45We're in
01:00:46I do
01:00:50Thank you all for using the prom voting site
01:00:53To cast your votes
01:00:54I hear we have a winner
01:00:58And your 2026 prom queen is
01:01:03Jen Longfellow
01:01:05Thank you
01:01:06Oh my god
01:01:08Thank you guys so much
01:01:11Seriously, this makes the world to me
01:01:13I mean, like
01:01:14Who else would win, right?
01:01:16Oh, this is just the perfect moment
01:01:23Oh my god
01:01:24That's Haley and Cole
01:01:26It was fun
01:01:28It's great
01:01:28You got it
01:01:29Yes
01:01:33Hey, uh
01:01:34Most time that's up
01:01:36No
01:01:36But who cares
01:01:40Hell yeah
01:01:43Ew, literally, what the fuck
01:01:46Damn
01:01:47Language
01:01:47I am the queen, okay?
01:01:49She's just a little pervy princess
01:01:51Come on
01:01:52Everyone say it with me
01:01:53Pervy princess
01:01:54Pervy princess
01:01:56Pervy princess
01:02:01Pervy princess
01:02:02Wait
01:02:03Wait, wait, wait
01:02:04What are those?
01:02:05Those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:06Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you
01:02:10His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:13Don't worry, daddy
01:02:15If I can't have it, no one can
01:02:19I'm gonna destroy Haley Roth's life
01:02:21Is this real?
01:02:23Jen's crazy
01:02:25Who did this?
01:02:27Who did this?
01:02:30What?
01:02:31You exploited me for a hacking job
01:02:33And didn't think I was gonna hack your phone?
01:02:35You little shit
01:02:37You know, Jen
01:02:38As the principal
01:02:40I'm supposed to remain impartial
01:02:42And above all of this petty drama
01:02:45But quite frankly
01:02:47You are the worst
01:02:49And I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy
01:02:54You can't do that
01:02:55I'm the principal
01:02:56So, uh, yes, I can
01:03:07There was no winter sick
01:03:09You lied to me
01:03:17Hayley, catch
01:03:24My princess finally has her crown
01:03:27Now all I need is my handsome prince
01:03:29Oh
01:03:30Yeah, no can do
01:03:31All I have to offer
01:03:33Is a bowie net with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:36And an awesome sense of humor
01:03:39How can I refuse?
01:03:46Oh, no
01:03:47That's my dad
01:03:50We are going home
01:03:51Right now
01:03:53You disobeyed me for the last time, boy
01:03:55Yeah, I'm not a boy, dad
01:03:58You talk all the time
01:03:59About wanting a man
01:04:00That's worthy of the family last name
01:04:02Yet
01:04:03You can't see I've already become that man
01:04:06And it's because of Hayley
01:04:07And you can accept that
01:04:09I'll make my own path
01:04:10And best believe me I can
01:04:13I'll say this
01:04:15That's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole
01:04:20Joyprone
01:04:28I am so proud of you
01:04:31I can't have done with all you being by my side
01:04:34That was terrifying
01:04:36It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, though, so
01:04:41I love you, Galakorn
01:04:42I love you, guacamole wizard
01:04:44Oh, my God, I've got to change that username
01:04:46Yeah, you do
01:04:47Hey
01:04:51Oh, my God
01:04:52Have
01:04:53Have
01:04:53Have
01:04:53Gracias.
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